Bowser Defeats Princess Peach in Mushroom Kingdom Election

[@partyslime69]

THEY'RE EATING THE YOSHIS

[@SoldadoTTV]

THEY’RE EATING BIRDO

[@diamondyoshi6649]

help me

[@usernametaken017]

​@@diamondyoshi6649What? Help me Like ---> 👍

[@WatchMyVideoCovidTruthNoBiolab]

THEY'RE WHAT!?

[@jackmccool9911]

MAMA MIA! IN DINOSAURLAND THEY ARE EATING -A- YOSHIS, THEY ARE EATING THE DOLPHINS, ITS -A- HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AS WE -A- SPEAK

[@TheLuckOfTheClaw]

I miss the days when Luigi won 2 elections in a row by doing absolutely nothing.

[@Someone42527]

Mario was the best. He got the mushroom kingdom out of the Great coing recession and led us through Mario Oddesy. No wonder he was the only president to be elected 4 times

[@UltimateRainbower]

i swear this isn't intentional how did i come across you again

[@diccchocolate416]

Wait is luigi black?

[@kouchka09]

@@Someone42527he was so good he got to extend his presidential term limits to 4

[@StevenJones851]

Me too those were the days

[@KingCreeper-1026]

BREAKING: Ganondorf has congratulated Bowser on his election victory, calling him a “courageous turtle”. Ganondorf also said that Bowser’s claim that he can end the war in Gerudo Town “deserves attention at least”.

[@warpedperson1856]

Bowser is just gonna drastically reduce their aid to gerudo town so that ganon's army invade them completely

[@MissUmbra]

Apparently I heard that Bowser’s gonna give more money to King K. Rool and the Kremlings so they can continue to attack parts of the Donkey Kong Country like DK Island, Timber’s Island and work with Gruntilda Winkybunion & the Panther King to increase their firepower. Although I also did hear that Bowser was on Donkey Kong’s Podcast

[@MissUmbra]

And that’s not even mentioning Bowser’s secret connections with Dr. Eggman and his ongoing war on South, Westside, Miracle & Northstar islands along with any other locations that he’s attacked before

[@Hes_Gone]

I fr love the paralelism of The World of Zelda and Ganondorf being the other opposite big country as Russia

[@KingCreeper-1026]

@@Hes_Gone Now I need to think of which EU countries are which races of Hyrule. The Gerudo are taken.

[@itryen7632]

And now Wario is part of the cabinet. We are doomed.

[@chasingcheetahs5017]

Yeah, the guy known for dying in a car crash while listening to Ed Sheeran, what was Bowser thinking?

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Wasn't he the guy who liquidated his financial assets through gross misappropriations and grand theft of his own treasuries, effectively stealing a massive pile of gold from himself in possibly the most heinous display of high-level corporate embezzlement in history, in addition to countless other crimes that he faced international indictments for, then publicly admitted to all this in an address televised across all of Warioland, which also involved him declaring anyone under his employ "unwise" for accepting to work under him, due to how corrupt he is known to be, and said he afforded them no sympathy? Gosh, that whole mess was so difficult to follow... and now he's part of the cabinet?! ...well, I mean, at least he's _honest_ about what he does.

[@masonasaro2118]

//this is even funnier because the snl bit

[@zakaryloreto6526]

Lol

[@fabianvanbruchem3849]

Nah he is a businessman he will fix the economy.

[@King_Hehehe]

I feel like Princess Peach embracing an endorsement from Sir Grodus was a questionable decision. It didn't really convince any Koopa voters, and it just alienated the Toads that didn't have any love for the X-Naut administration. The Toadstool campaign really should have listened to its base more.

[@t-06]

But Peach was raised by a middle class toad family!

[@chaotixthefox]

​@@t-06Noooooo she wasn't. Does that castle LOOK middle class to you?

[@VerySourTaste]

@@chaotixthefox What, and you think Mr. “Gave me a small loan of a million coins” is any better?

[@robhillen8007]

@@VerySourTaste Exactly. Bowser has regularly shown his support of Ganondorf "reclaiming" Hyrule, agreeing that it's all still Gerudo territory even 30 years after gaining independence, and the Gerudo in Hyrule don't even like him! He's also praised Eggman for attempting to invent cybernetics that "directly connect your brain to the internet and definitely won't and mind-control you," with Bowser calling it "great work." And Peach *was* born middle class, but she attained higher status by pursuing dual majors in acting and medicine, unlike Bowser, who got most of his wealth from inheritance and business fraud. At least Peach is using her money to give the castle employees benefits instead of making it even bigger and spikier.

[@TheSalamanderMenace4]

sir grodus IS brat

[@Uggnog]

“Bowser has responded by calling her a stupid bitch” That got me dying

[@wagiqwq]

AND HE WON THE WOMANS VOTES 👍👍👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️

[@CyberPunkBadGuy]

@@wagiqwq Yes, women dont like push overs who walk on eggshells around them turns out. He can call anyone what he wants just as you do when your feelings are hurt.

[@Flinxmin]

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE JOKE ❤👍❤😞❤👍❤

[@CyberPunkBadGuy]

@@wagiqwq He doesnt walk on eggshells around them, I am sure you and them call people worse and for doing nothing or less.

[@electrikpikachujm69]

insane

[@carquest3748]

In the metro kingdom, they're eating the pirhana plants, they're eating the chainchomps of the people who live there

[@frisk-jl6zg]

NO Petey pirhana said there was no evidence for that claim

[@cloudy_xDD]

HELPP

[@KnightEclipser]

​@@frisk-jl6zgThe notion that immigrants eat pets and wild animals has been debunked by officials.

[@KnightEclipser]

@@frisk-jl6zgActually, the claim that immigrants are eating pets and wild animals has been debunked by officials.

[@supleh5937]

⁠Peewee piranha literally debunked that claim 3 times

[@koolaid33]

God, why can't the Mushroom Kingdom have a CIVIL election like in the past. Anybody remember the 2012 election, where Mario leading the Democratic party ran against Donkey Kong running the Republican party, and they respected each other during the debates in New Donk City, and Donkey Kong congratulated Mario on his victory when the election ended? Why can't we have elections like that anymore, this kingdom's gone to hell!

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

i wish mario never retired so early, not only did he help multiple kingdoms along with his brother and friends from the dangerous braisin brain, but also helped charities with events like the kart racing, the mario parties or the sports events. i had the time of my life watching the parties and the races with my family.

[@cytos]

obama as donkey kong 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏

[@CallenderMan]

@@cytos "Mario leading the DEMOCRATIC party" heck you mean, Mario is Obama here

[@Sin_Alder]

Because, unlike in 2012 with Donkey Kong, Bowser isn't controlled opposition.

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

@@cytos when the racism gets too severe and you forget obama is a democrat

[@scribblecreations9733]

“They’re stomping the goombas, they’re stomping the koopas.”

[@trashcatlinol]

''They're beating the kids''

[@toadcube]

People that voted Waluigi lowkey wasted a vote 🤦‍♂

[@koolaid33]

No, no, HE WAS MEANT TO RUN THIS KINGDOM. Waluigi was gonna do so much about all the "conspiracies" about the government, he was finally going to prove that the haunted mansion Luigi discovered was REAL, and he was going to catch that fugitive King Boo and put him to death. Now, none of that will happen!

The WAHbertarian party

[@songquee]

waluigi would be an amazing president.

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

​@@koolaid33 Waluigi is a total crybaby! Every time he loses he blames it on someone or something else! Would you seriously want somebody who calls all who oppose him "cheaters" then cries in the corner for 30 minutes as a leader?

[@AmyStrikesBack]

The purple party

[@JJMcCullough]

I'm just surprised he made such gains with the Shy Guy vote after REPEATEDLY calling them "mask-wearing psychopaths" who are "eating the Chain-Chomps."

[@VILMERTHERAWEGGDRINKER]

Don't feign ignorance

[@MeesterTweester]

And who could forget the Subcon Travel Ban from his presidency?

[@whatisavehicle]

@JJMcCullough How do I keep running into your comments

[@MeesterTweester]

@@whatisavehicle IT'S BEEN 1 MINUTE

[@KnightEclipser]

Not to mention that officials debunked Bowser's claims.

[@j-hod6274]

This whole thing was really started by Birdos "Trickle down coinaonmics" back in the 80s

[@ethanolfuelenjoyer]

I'm starting to think that was Wart's doing. Birdo was just a talking head for the party at the time.

When... uhh... they defeated Jimmy Toadster in 1980, it really was a shock. And so was Birdo's landslide in 1984. All but Koopasota chose... them over Walter Goomdale.

[@usernametaken017]

Trickle down eggnomics

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

Say what you will, the Mushroom Kingdom's economy was flourishing in the 80s!

[@etasjo]

crazy what she said about sniffits

[@TheLethargicWeirdo985]

I wouldn't be surprised if Bowser deports all the Yoshis back to Dinosaur Land right after he comes into office

[@frisk-jl6zg]

Yeah Im scared

[@Spider-Complexion]

I know a Toad who literally houses a Yoshi that he’s good friends with, but voted for Bowser because of thinking he’d better the economy and “oh he’s not going to do that” smh.

[@AAZ-yu5ss]

Ehh I don’t rlly trust those dinosaurs, I’ve heard they’ve been eating the proud Goomba patriots of the good ‘ol M of K.

[@diamondyoshi6649]

I don't wanna go back there, man.

[@diamondyoshi6649]

@@AAZ-yu5ss i dont eat goombas :(

[@ethanolfuelenjoyer]

I was not expecting World 6 to swing to his favor during this election, tbh. Especially after he made those anti-Monty Mole comments.

[@rosswalenciak3739]

Yeah, I'm glad the Monty Moles can take a joke. It's never sure these days

[@usernametaken017]

​@@rosswalenciak3739my brother in christ those monty moles are going to get deported 😭

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

Unfortunately 43% of Monty Moles voted for Bowser. Frustrating how so many voted for him even after outcasting an entire demographic of people.

[@rosswalenciak3739]

@@usernametaken017 Only if they didn't go through the legal processes to be in the kingdom.

[@thesnatcher3616]

Those comments were made in context to the Monty Bros specifically who betrayed the mushroom kingdom after being bribed by Fawful to transport supplies to his giant ivory tower. What they've done is unacceptable and should be condemned. Bowser was perfectly willing to work with them and even got his hand dirty to help them dig the tunnel, just for them to betray him and leave him for dead. Bowser himself has stated after he rightfully insulted the bros that he is willing to elect a Monty mole for his cabinet to build bridges.

[@neopocket1288]

You forgot to say that bowser was attacked with fire flowers before the elections 🫨🫨🫨

[@boywithlonghair2947]

That doesn't excuse what awful things he's going to do to this kingdom!!!

[@rikustorm13]

Oh tru :o

[@chlorobyte]

how hard is it to just aim the fireballs jesus I feel like even I could do a better job. smells suspiciously staged tbh

[@diaro]

@@chlorobyte Fireballs bounce around too much they don't fire straight, depending on the terrain it might even bounce back.

[@MisterHeroman]

​@@boywithlonghair2947Such as

[@toastrave7820]

this is hilarious as a non-american

[@928studiosinc06]

It's hilarious as an American too. Shows how stupid this whole thing is.

[@cosmerdisstudios4399]

Elections are basically football games nowadays

[@justinarzola4584]

It's hilarious to someone not from the Mushroom Kingdom, to be accurate.

[@TurtleChad1]

A child talking about politics he knows nothing about

[@Flinxmin]

​@@TurtleChad1 Brother man... what???? No, don't even explain yourself, just... think next time before trying to speak, because you🫵, just now, said nothing of meaning.

[@HaIestar]

I can’t believe he’s gonna start making tarrifs for anything I get from Isle Delfino 😔

New Donk City is New York City though...

[@sam1898]

I can't believe you support Pianta slave labor

[@blythepineda9929]

I'm getting off the planet and moving in with Rosalina on the Comet Observatory.

[@Dexuz]

Holy fucking shit Comet Observatory became a link.

[@usernametaken017]

Bro the Comet Observatory voted red 😭

[@VivienVarga-ki3sd]

usernametaken017 hell nah rosalina wears blue not red she is obviously a democrat

[@nintendoboy3605]

​@@usernametaken017I think Comet Observatory is supposed to be a different country in this metaphor /ooc

[@usernametaken017]

@@nintendoboy3605 yeah but it's funnier if you consider it to be a territory /ooc

[@spongeintheshoe]

Technically speaking, treason is the crime of attacking one's own country. Since Bowser is the ruler of the Koopa Kingdom, and not a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, his actions against the Mushroom Kingdom do not technically constitute treason.

[@TheR1.0AUCCC]

Wait, if Bowser isn't a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, how could he run? (Ignoring any *real* political subtext. I know this video is a metaphor.)

[@HungryWarden]

@@TheR1.0AUCCCby putting his legs forward in a specific motion. That’s how he runs.

[@Cubeytheawesome]

Wait, bowser can’t run, cause he’s not a natural born mushroom kingdom citizen. How is that fair? This isn’t what George Washingtoad intended for his nation to be!

[@spongeintheshoe]

@@TheR1.0AUCCC I don’t know what the Mushroom Kingdom’s Constitution says on the matter. In fact, given that the Mushroom Kingdom is, y’know, a monarchy, I’m not so sure that this is an established practice with decades of precedent behind it.

[@CallenderMan]

Bowser's kingdom is sometimes considered part of the Mushroom kingdom, like in the Mario & Luigi rpgs.

[@chagito1113]

"There's literally a floating island of garbage in the ocean right now. Yeah, I think it's called Yoshi's Island?"

[@tonystank3091]

Yoshi's Island has a legitimate problem with their warp pipes being overflowed.

[@PauloJrchannel]

*Bowser wins 45% of the Yoshi vote.*

[@hexi9595]

It was waluigi (a comedian) who said that, not Bowser. Also didn’t toadsworth said in response that all koopas were garbage?

[@valtsuri501]

I’m moving to Beanbean

[@SleepySeal121]

Can I come?

[@TheLethargicWeirdo985]

As a Sarasaland resident, I'm glad that I don't live over there in the mushroom kingdom. Let's go Daisy!

[@rikustorm13]

I'm moving to Pi'llo Island lmao

[@TobyNo1Awesomeness]

I'm off to the Flower Kingdom

[@finnvaneekelen7740]

I love the idea of beanbean being the canada to the US that is the mushroom kingdom

[@JustinPNG]

Man, poor Hyrule, Princess Peach was going to help them defeat Ganon.

[@fntatn]

lmaooo

[@Cubeytheawesome]

More like Hynotreal. Free Ganon!

[@FranXiT]

"I've been talking to president Ganon... Great guy! Really really strong man you see... his minions are truly something else, loyal as can be, folks. He has the best gloom in all of Hyrule I tell you. And he does respect me, believe me... unlike sleepy Toadsworth and Peachcobbler. And if Hyrule needs our military, I say they should pay us more!" -Bowser

[@YouTubeGetsWorseAndWorse]

I heard that Bowser's planning on having peace talks when he's in office. Some people think he's going to negotiate that Ganon hold's two thirds of the triforce, but that's just speculation.

[@Cletus99]

@@Cubeytheawesome bros that antiseHylian state of mind

[@Gabagels]

see now, prince florian actually knows how to manage a kingdom, i have all my thing packed to move to the flower kingdom with my relatives and you should too

[@simnm8057]

Are you kidding me when florian was in charge not only did the housing prices there were also a ton of illegal immigrants and the crime rate soared! Florian is hot garbage in his management

[@Someone42527]

The flower Kingdom? That's across the ocean. Why not go to the Snow kingdom instead?

[@Gabagels]

@@Someone42527 do i look like a ice snifit to you

[@Door227]

@@Someone42527the bean bean kingdom is across the border from the mushroom kingdom and the two have always been great allies, once you get used to the beanish’s joke based culture you should have a good life there

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

all of my friends have either decided to go either the paintings from peach's castle or the children's crafted playset made back around 2019

[@Spectral_Thief10]

I can't believe the Toads voted primarily for Bowser

[@lostinlordran1121]

Because they're tired of Peach's incompetence at handling invasions!

[@ultimatewinfestation7194]

@@lostinlordran1121show just how stupid toads truly are.

[@Neuromancerism]

She cant even keep herself safe, how do you expect it to look for the average toad? Not that shed care, shes not a toad nor a koopa, shes a human coloniser.

[@darthutah6649]

They didn't primarily vote for him but they shifted towards him by a few points in response to inflation.

[@DilHark]

@@lostinlordran1121 "Our princess can't handle invasions, so let's welcome this same invader as our new king" that's some great logic right there

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

This is quite honestly one of the most creative videos I’ve seen in a while. And also one of the most creative comments sections

[@NikkiTheViolist]

Yeah the comment section is really fun to read

[@ferminurzainqui6845]

People is arguing without breaking character lmao

[@SkaSka507]

I can’t believe people who endorse Bowser! Mario must be going through it right now

[@comradelade5524]

​@@SkaSka507His fault for not entering the Mushroom Kingdom like everyone else.

[@IDoBeCalvingTho]

@@SkaSka507 Mario shouldn’t’ve let all those yoshi’s past the border illegally

[@t-06]

​@@SkaSka507What are you talking about? Mario literally went from being a "Never Bowser" to becoming Bowser's VP.

[@jammyjamzz]

Actually quiet wholesome, depending on what they say

[@Malowith]

I have multiple friends who use super crowns and now I am actively scared for them. Like, why do Bowser and his supporters care so much about what power-ups people use?

[@theAstarrr]

They don't. But since it was proven super crowns alter your biology and have huge risks, minors should not have them.

[@hiddenflare6169]

Wait didn’t you hear the rumors? Bowser isn’t against the super crown tho. He’s fine with power ups. You gotta stop listening to fake news bruh.

[@Sean_Jaggers]

Bowser used the super crown himself, they should be fine

[@SawBSketch]

@@theAstarrr The super crowns cannot even be accessed by minors, and they use the 0.01% of toads who regret using one as an excuse to ban super crowns from everyone, When the regret rate for tattoos is higher.

[@BBWahoo]

They're hoarding them all of themselves, those bastards!

[@sufficient4834]

Bowser derangement syndrome is back in full swing, I see.

[@dean_l33]

The teara are even more delicious the second time

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

Mad cuz better tbh, even though I Prefer King K. Rool

[@moczs]

Peach advocates for cannibalism among toads and has a war criminal as a hero. Bowser is not perfect, but is still better.

[@karal_the_crazy]

Definitely bowser was the superior pick. I mean let’s be honest he was king before and he did a better job than toads worth. Quite frankly I think he will do a good job

[@JosepiThe13th]

​@@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy Nah, you prefer that crony? After what he did to the Kongs? 💀 Even the Kremlings are suffering under his Rool.

[@Plasticshavings]

this is the least subtle thing I've ever watched

[@DilHark]

pretty sure it wasn't meant to be subtle

[@OdaSwifteye]

This looks like the product of someone watching election chart forecast videos for months on end.

[@captainspaceballs8999]

And yet the media kept saying that after calling Delfino Island "a floating pile of goop" that Bowser was gonna lose the Pianta vote in key swing worlds

[@anonemoose7777]

My favourite part of the election was all the Piantas who said “of course it is, why do you think I left?”. That and the “””protest””” that had like three Noki, tops. Not even the biased Lakitu Brothers could make it look important lol.

[@BaconThief1978]

Bro this shit hits at 4 am

[@fntatn]

average 4am youtube video

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Like the 2020 dumped votes

[@MFMegaZeroX7]

Bowser has reportedly stated that one of the first things on his agenda is to prevent Birdo from using the bathroom.

[@capstee1973]

That's fake news. Why do you think Birdo and all of P. Diddy Kong's other friends all endorsed Princess Peach at the same time? This whole Super Crown movement is just a distraction from the real issues.

[@SageElliott-j4t]

​@@capstee1973yeah it's a distraction from the real issues created by bowser to win the election innocent toads are suffering so bowser can manipulate people into voting for him to stop 2% of the population from using bathrooms!!

[@joezilla101]

@@capstee1973what did diddy kong do to all those toads

[@t-06]

​@@capstee1973 Even Smithy endorsed her. 💀

[@capstee1973]

@@t-06 That probably would have happened anyway. Smithy is dead, right? 99% of Boo and Dry Bones voters vote for Peach, so it's in his interest to endorse her for his own sake.

[@ribclicker]

This is what happens when you disregard the koopa class

[@tahnis_walart]

If only the Democrats nominated Boonie Sanders in 2016 instead of Hillary Koopton. He could have easily beaten Bowser.

[@generaltechnomage306]

Forget that, they should have picked Tulshy Guybbard.

[@carnage0685]

@@generaltechnomage306why does that work so well wtf

[@0ceanking]

Boonie is truly the people's ghost. Died in office and came back from the dead to fight for universal 1-ups.

[@WaterKirby1994]

Boonie 2020 was so obvious yet somehow we got Toadsworth instead?

[@board-qu9iu]

@@WaterKirby1994Mario endorsing Toadsworth felt like a coordinated attack

[@inkchariot6147]

Bowser won, cry about it Plumbers!

[@robhillen8007]

You'll be crying with us before long, assuming he keeps his promises.

[@TurtleChad1]

​@@robhillen8007 seething blue toad 😭😭😭

[@BenWeick]

Typical blue shell bastard

[@robhillen8007]

​@@TurtleChad1 Germans thought H_tler was good when he came into power. So did the Russians with St_lin. When people watched the Prequels, they thought Palpatine's rise was unrealistic. They all said plainly what their plans were beforehand, and then lied when they were called out on it. All it would've taken to stop them was to listen to both sides and think critically, but you couldn't be bothered until it was too late. I'm not mad, because I know I can take whatever he throws at me, and I'll fight for all my friends who can't. More than anything, I'm disappointed. Our country was supposed to be different, not chained to the same hate as our ancestors. We had fought so many times to rid the world of this kind of person, and now we've given him the keys to our house. Just like all those times before, he'll ruin everything he's allowed to touch, and you'll blame us when one of those things is you. That's okay though, because I'll be remembered for the kindness I showed others, and you won't be remembered at all. This election will become our legacy, so I hope you're able to live with whatever comes of it.

[@noice__]

@@robhillen8007 sir this is the mushroom kingdom

[@Blaineworld]

this is like the meme version of apocalyptic literature that is secretly a metaphorical critique of the powers that be

[@theAstarrr]

This is just blatant partisanshp Bro was President before, ppl kept their rights, the economy did fine

[@rosswalenciak3739]

"like" this just is

[@rosswalenciak3739]

Though, I think the parallel for power ups more closely fits second amendment things rather than abortion. I'm not sure what abortion would be; maybe breaking brick blocks to gain lives (Because they used to be considered toad lives lost to break brick blocks, but they aren't any more).

[@lostinlordran1121]

@@rosswalenciak3739 It tried to parallel economic help but it actually resembles more the 2nd amendment

[@usernametaken017]

​@@theAstarrrGoogle project 2025

[@TheJolle]

MMKGA, Make Mushroom Kingdom Great Again

[@theotherwarpath]

IM A PROUD BOWSER VOTER!! ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR PRINCESS "COMMIE" ARE WOKE SHROOMS!

[@supernovaaaa16]

“i didn’t think the chain chomps would eat MY face”

[@StevenSeagalGenius]

Actually I think Kamala is bowser and Princess peach is Trump because they’re acting like evil superiors always trying to lock him up

[@SirSX3]

​@@supernovaaaa16 that's why this time we are eating them first!

[@gabbykeaton373]

​@@SirSX3The chain chomps have all of the coins and control each stage, but have the working class pay the chain chomps taxes. The chain chomps endorsed and funded the Bowser campaign since their goals align. They have a 900 page cheat code book to attempt to become the new developers of all future stages and ensure no more elections in the mushroom kingdom.

[@SageElliott-j4t]

I WISH SHE WAS A COMMIE LONG LIVE THE NEW DONK COMMUNE🚩🚩🚩

[@BlightedOmen]

My friend Birdette says she doesn't feel safe in this kingdom anymore and plans to move to another one.

[@Ellie_Infinity]

Same thing with my friend Vivian. I don't blame her at all.

[@nathanmarshall745]

To be fair, when asked about the rampant illegal immigrants from the beanbean kingdom, peaches response was to just laugh

[@t-06]

"I was raised in a middle class toad family".

[@Shyguy-yu1cu]

I personally think her reaction was disgraceful. The beanbeanites showed her hospitality, even sent an ambassador to the mushroom kingdom, and what do they get? Princess peach spitting in their face and laughing at them. At least Koopa was thoughtful enough to go there himself, even with the political tensions, to try and reach a peaceful conclusion with queen bean.

[@juleskireeff4563]

It's because of the Queen Beanbean pouring her prisonners into the koopa and mushroom kingdom

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

Nabbits*

[@moczs]

​@@t-06And approving handicapped toad's eating in order to "evolve". That's gross. Half of the population is insane. That's why we're voting for cannibalism ban laws.

[@Enlightenment0172]

Bowser employs the native goombas, which- remind you, were prosecuted in the goombacaust of 1985 by Princess Toadstool and the Toads.

[@PauloJrchannel]

Toadstool is overrated. The Coin Deal actually didn't do as much to solve the Boo Depression as most people claim, and she stayed in office for so long they had to create a whole constitutional amendment to stop it from happening again.

[@Darwidx]

As a citizen of Isle Delphino, I hope this result don't change the war between our neighbouring islands, our dear neighbour is attacked by our other neighbour and we hope Muschroom Kingdom don't cut the support for defenders, otherwise we would be kinda encircles by the agressor, and as Muschroom Kingdom biggest Ally we both would end up in tougth situation.

[@sneedle2316]

The koopa media doesn't want you to know this but Bowser regularly uses Super Crowns in private

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

It's like the worst kept secret on the internet, you can't throw a stone without hitting a picture of Bowsette or two.

[@Brightheart_the_Sentinel]

​@Wendy_O._Koopa only a matter of time before he slips up and posts a pic on main ;D

[@JosepiThe13th]

​@@Wendy_O._Koopa But the Bowser cultists would never admit to that.

[@Aerodeth]

"Smithy is dead. He died like a dog. Smithy.... we could hear him crying. I said 'Smithy, dont cry'."

[@NovaSaber]

Also trending is "Did Toadsworth drop out of the election?" Being endorsed by Roy Koopa, Wart, and Smithy didn't seem to help Peach at all.

[@10thletter40]

Not even the Bowser faction likes the Smithys and their war mongering

[@SirSX3]

Also not helping her is stabbing Toadsworth in the back when he still has massive support in the base while she hasn't. No wonder no one showed up for her

[@metalmario64]

Wario obviously should've won

[@IcyDiamond]

A vote for Wario is a vote for Bowser

[@TheLethargicWeirdo985]

Us 0.00001% of people who voted Waluigi are crying rn

[@reidarkollstrm5218]

100% Agreed. As a hoarder of absurdly large gold coins myself, he would have been perfect in charge. The only reason he lost was because of too strict voting laws that made it impossible for him to rig the election. WAAAH!!

[@wiIIiamfancyson]

Wario ran with his same old tired playbook, I mean hell his campaign slogan was "WAAAH" for the third year in a row

[@Buzzster1]

Unfortunately a third party vote may as well not be a vote anyways

[@simnm8057]

Peach:Bowser won by one vote how is that possible!? Toadsworth:

[@rosswalenciak3739]

*Linkin park, what I've done starts playing*

[@lostinlordran1121]

Justice is served cold as an ice cream

[@simnm8057]

​@@lostinlordran1121"sorry peach, but my vote is in another castle" -toadsworth

[@thunderstrand]

@@lostinlordran1121 Specifically if that flavor is chocolate chocolate chip

[@cactusking4045]

Why would anyone vote for bowser? He’s just gonna keep giving more star coins to fund Dreamland’s war against the Waddle Dees. Call me anti-Kirbo, but inhaling Waddle Dees is not self defense.

[@jumpupsupbarhorn]

This is funny because if Kirby knew what was happening on Palestine he would solo the entire Israel army without thinking twice

[@jamesmcdonnell2455]

​@@jumpupsupbarhornno he wouldn't you absolute buffoon. Muslims are preferable to Jews, but not for the nonsense reasons you pretend to care about them.

[@Jabwik]

@@jumpupsupbarhorn and without trying or wanting

[@LAST_STAND_FAN]

@@jumpupsupbarhorn "The fictional character made for small children that I still care about for some reason as an adult would agree with me on everything politically!"

[@board-qu9iu]

I mean the princess wasn’t seen as competent candidate. I mean what did she even want to do besides saying that Browser was going to steal the presidency

[@FranciTheGamer]

Damn. Peach could have won HARD if she just stopped having her henchmen, the Toads, mass murder the Mini-Goombas...

[@m.ostrowski2031]

They’re both absolute monarchists.

[@furret1907]

Damn right. Makes me wonder why people think voting for Mario is a "wAsTe Of A vOtE!11!" Know what IS a waste of a vote? Voting for friggin' dictators.

[@SageElliott-j4t]

​@@furret1907it's a waste of a vote because mario has no power we need to implement a ranked choice system of voting instead of first past the post aswell as using the sarasaland system so decisions have more even representation from each party

[@kirkafur3]

Hilarious to hear about Princess Peach bring the democratic candidate.

[@SleepySeal121]

Oh god it’s true. KZbin is forcing links into comments. I hate it.

[@slavishentity6705]

They're both monarchists

@@slavishentity6705 Seems like OP just didn't know or didn't care. Or think royalty equates to prime ministers equate to presidents. Which isn't how life works.

[@Rauruatreides]

...its a joke. Not everything has to be perfectly alligned.

[@2010hyundaielantra]

To be fair they're both fascist authoritarians

[@Sapphireeyes104]

Bruv, I'm moving to Flipside.

[@rikustorm13]

FR

[@ChewedBubbleGun]

Man IDK. Might stay until fire hits the fan. Any thoughts on moving to Pedal Meadows? Heard they have free power-care.

[@JaysYoshiYT]

Yeah might as well go to JewelLand

[@hiddenflare6169]

I mean flip side is fine… Buts it’s very close to flop side and we all know how bad a place that is!

[@koolaid33]

The moment I heard the news that Bowser won, I got all my toadlings together and I took a go-kart to that new island city, Animal Crossing. I hear the people there are nice and things are actually affordable. Not coming back to the Mushroom Kingdom.

[@nobodyneedstoknow.7308]

My vote personally went to Bowser, especially after how the value of the Coin went down the pipe only a few months after Toadsworth was elected.

I had to pay 125 coins for a Mushroom at the 100 Coin Star Tree.

[@garrettfish8471]

Syrup Jars nearly tripled in price! No one could afford 1-Up Deluxes!

[@moczs]

So you're also contributing to the eating of handicapped toads? 🤨 You're not a true Koopa supporter, aren't you. This cannibalistic system promoted by the party of the Toadstool family needs to be stopped.

[@anonemoose7777]

⁠@@garrettfish8471Badge ownership is the best way to level up but I can’t even afford a hammer to harvest goomnuts with. How am I supposed to make life shrooms to earn coins in this economy?

[@jacobgee1261]

That was the blorb epidemic, not toadsworth. Toadsworth has brought inflation down to 2%

[@ExorTheAllmighty]

IN TOADTOWN, THEY'RE EATING THE CHAIN CHOMPS THEY'RE EATING THE YOSHIS THEY'RE EATING- THEY'RE EATING THE ENEMIES

[@MRrichthe7th]

I remember when Waluigi became president in 1992 and 1996 unfortunately he was caught get into a relationship with a member of his staff Daisy which caused so much controversy that he did not make the smash bros roster

"I did not have sexual relations with that princess". No wonder why Goomba W. Bush won against Al Mole.

[@JosepiThe13th]

Yet Daisy still did... smh what a world we live in 🙄

[@daandanx]

At least the supreme toads have made a law that forbids more than two terms, bowser will hopefully be gone in 4 years

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

Although I fear that Bowser will overturn that law and become president for life.

[@daandanx]

@ChloekabanOfficial you mean like what Tatanga did over in Sarasaland? Oh dear, i hope not

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@daandanx Exactly that.

[@generaltechnomage306]

But then, his VP could run for President.

[@andrewgreeb916]

That's consecutive terms, you can do 3 terms if one is non consequtive

[@derkatwork33]

You can’t call bowser an evil short mustache man AND say you’re going to work with him. Either he’s an evil dictator mega-tyrant or he’s just a koopa you disagree with. Regardless, the majority of toads voted for him. Bowser won the popular vote.

[@johnjordan211]

Yes you can he is evil

[@hiddenflare6169]

@@johnjordan211 Debatable, have you seen how he treats his family?! He’s a fine example of how a father should be! Sure he may not treat his minions with great benefits, but at least they feel honored and worthy to be under someone who’s willing to battle with them! He just wants to win and if that makes a little roaring and fire, then it’ll be fine!

[@johnjordan211]

@hiddenflare6169 he has made his kid a child soldier he is awful father lmao

[@hiddenflare6169]

@ Yeah because he knows his son will become prince and he needs to handle the royal business like he does… and didn’t Peach also make babies and Yoshi’s compete in sports and kart racing as well? We both know Bowser ain’t in charge of those and they surely aren’t safe!

[@usernametaken017]

​@@hiddenflare6169I feel like you're being disingenuous here. Besides, Mushroom Kingdom politics should ideally have nothing to do with Kart and Party events

[@Daring60]

"They're eating the mushrooms. They're eating the fire flowers" -Bowser

[@spyrofrost9158]

You say democrat and republican when Bowser and Peach are both feudal monarchs with absolute power. This election was just a performance and we all know it. At least bowser rules over his own people.

[@Diamondking20709]

The fact that the canon is sort of simliar to real life due to the superstar saga talking about how the Mushroom kingdom currency having a shit ton of Inflation

[@Cubeytheawesome]

What?

[@Non-Fried-churro]

@@Cubeytheawesomein Mario & Luigi: súper star saga there is a constant gag of a shit ton of mushroom kingdom coins being converted for a pitiful amount on bean-bean coins (like 15k mushroom kingdom coins being converted to 15 bean-bean coins)

[@elqueobserva7663]

​@@Non-Fried-churro It makes sense, considering the saturarion of coins in literal floating boxes (I wonder what the situation was like during NSMB2?)

[@TheRealCCall]

Alternate Title: If MSNBC was in Mario

[@michaelelohiminnocentmadia8128]

😂😂😂😂 yup the missinformation is present for sure

[@Gressdeil]

Get this up clear MSNBC Bias.

[@gavinthecrafter]

@@michaelelohiminnocentmadia8128 where's the misinformation?

[@board-qu9iu]

@@gavinthecrafterthe bias lol

[@maelstrom2313]

@@gavinthecrafter the journalist is clearly a Peach supporter

[@clivedoe9674]

It was probably because Peach didn't do enough to separate herself from the Birdos that tried to convince straight Shyguys that not dating them was transphobic.

[@HighSlayerRalton]

I thought this be on the-nose but "Bowser the Republican" right out of the gate caught me off-guard.

[@DeusVult1013]

I mean, at least Bowser will focus more on defense and military because everytime when Princess Peach is in power, the kingdom always goes into crisis due to enemy invasions

[@raynightshade8317]

He will end the war between the Bean kingdom and Flower Kingdom

[@antyep]

@@raynightshade8317 oh yeah. Suuuuuure he will! So weird those kingdoms weren't in war before 2020. Who you think started those wars during Toadsworth's run????

[@raynightshade8317]

@@antyep Cackletta

[@antyep]

@@raynightshade8317 nooooo!! I refuse to believe that she wasn’t secretly working for Bowser let alone stopped her! He’s lying!! The Mario Bros stopped her! WAAAHHH!!

[@OssianMcVeigh]

​@@raynightshade8317 If he does, it'll be on the Bean Kingdom's terms, which will encourage them even more

[@franciscovegamarquez7646]

I'm from bean bean kingdom, so i'm not able to do a full judgement of bowser's character (also sorry for my grammar), but the former princess peach has been using the mario brothers to wage proxy wars for decades, and bowser's election seems to have made great progress to getting mario and green hat some much needed rest. Just check the news, the shroobs have released a statement claiming our civilizations are not their enemies, and antasma has called for a peace deal over pil'illo island and the dreamstone. Also, border security is weak, i don't want the only thing in between a criminal toad and our kids they think are food to be an exercise everyone who's not a baby can do.

[@Creative_YT]

This is legit *_the_* most accurate representation of the election I’ve ever seen lol

[@pasta_eeee]

this video is doing bowser so dirty 😭 imagine this is how you found out who won the presidential election though….

[@Malucher0912]

Damn even Project 2025 was mentioned 😂

Of course it was... That was Kamala's entire campaign, warning against Project 2025. At least Biden had some actual policy under his name, Kamala was more like a lesser of two evils than an actual running candidate.

[@aylinilya.]

what’s that? i think you mean project sledge bro

[@t-06]

​​​@@aylinilya. He forgot when Birdo activists freaked out because Bowser was going to prevent them from leaving Yoshis unable to produce eggs. 🤣

[@board-qu9iu]

lol does Browser even know about it. I bet it’s something only Kamek and his goons wrote and know about

[@JosepiThe13th]

​@@board-qu9iu Nah Bowser definitely knows. His named it mentioned in it hundreds of times, and he has mentioned it himself on numerous occasions. Also, now that he's won the election, Kamek and all of the other spearheads to the project have come out saying it was his plan the whole time.

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

Look, when there's rising inflation and fuel costs and your candidate's response is "Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you," I'm voting for the other guy. Ain't no one got the gas coins to go-kart our way to the castle, lady!

[@HenryGehrdes]

And you say that like Bowser is gonna make them any cheaper? Are you kidding me?!

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

@@HenryGehrdes Is a Bowser a nice guy? Nope. But he's surrounded himself with a lot of Magikoopa advisors and unlike lil miss Princess Baking Goods, they're actually willing to USE those magic wands to change blocks into coins (and springs, and goombas). And more coins in the economy means a rising tide that raises all boats.

[@HenryGehrdes]

@@MidlifeCrisisJoe Those are just the lies being fed to you by Thwomp News, if you actually used your brain and got out of your bubble you’d know that Bowser would literally hire a trampoline if it supported him.

[@board-qu9iu]

@@HenryGehrdesthe PNN (Pipe New Channel) and EGNBC (E.Gadds NBC) were literally telling everyone who voted Browser were fascists. They just hiding behind the princess pockets and they know jt

[@joeligbinomwanhia6409]

​@@HenryGehrdes hey all I know is that I was better off under the turtle than I am right now

[@AAZ-yu5ss]

People calling Bowser “Mushroom Kingdom’s Shadow Queen” unfavorably are rlly funny, ‘cus like the Shadow Queen made some really good points and did lots of good stuff for Rogueport’s economy & military power. I’m also glad to have Starlow as the Vice President!

[@generaltechnomage306]

Also, if you think the Shadow Queen's kill count was high, then you must not have seen the Yoshi Egg industry's kill count, in the Mushroom Kingdom alone. Glad Bowser's saving all those Yoshis.

[@theopoldthegamer4284]

I'm not falling for the rage bait

[@alleycatgaming5433]

Me: I swear the only reason I don't let this kingdom burn to the ground if it wasn't where I keep my save data. Random Toad: What about your friends and family? Me: I said my save data

[@TheBubmarch]

Remember the time that we actually got a bullet bill for president and he won TWICE, yet we’ve never had a princess or toadette yet

[@toadcreature]

Don’t worry guys, lore wise Bowser is actually a pretty responsible and sensible individual. Video was hilarious though, loved the Sledge bro act

[@djsaidez271]

It's not Bowser himself I'm worried about cuz he's an old tortoise, but of all the loyalist minions he's going to put into high positions of power to enact project sledgebro and make it so Bowserism stays in power for a long time, that will make life hell for my immigrant yoshi friends, and friends that need access to supercrowns to survive

[@toadcreature]

@ that’s a fair point, rip mushroom kingdom I guess

[@MarcAlcatraz]

Well now we know why Mario is always wearing a red hat

[@furret1907]

Doesn't exactly make sense to me. He was running against Bowser AND the Princess during the election. If I were Mario, I would've worn yellow and held rallies in places other than New Donk. He might've gotten more votes. Also, I feel cheated that Mario wasn't even on the ballot in New Donk. Now I know how Bowser feels whenever he says "The election is rigged!". Damn right, Bowser! The election IS rigged!

[@Grapes1.1]

@@furret1907 well, hes on the cabinet now, so his weird support makes sense

[@jordanlyons9011]

GO BOWSER!!! Make the Mushroom Kingdom Great Again!!! 👍

[@TheUltimegaMan]

I’m just saying that Bowser is more effective than Peach, he’s kidnapped her countless times and what has she done? NOTHING. They may fight in public and call each other names, but in the end, they’re all in a Mario Party together and we’re not invited. Might as well go for the guy that can steal someone else’s stars than wants to steal my own.

[@HungryWarden]

So, Boo for president? He can steal stars.

[@goggles8691]

​@@HungryWarden Boo promised to steal the stars and redistribute them to the millions who have none. Unsurprisingly, he was unpopular with the ones with all the stars.

[@sweetwheatsy]

@@goggles8691 Boo's policies would have prevented this condition of inequality and public resentment to begin with... Oh, what we could have had. Boo or Bust!

[@connoromalley4004]

​@@goggles8691 I'm more in line with Toad's policy of making it easier for new players to independently obtain stars, by cutting down the red and white tape, but a lot of players on both sides of the aisle apparently care more about Birdo's description in the manual than getting stars in their pockets.

[@beanedtea]

"She' all talk and gets nothing done!" -Bowser

[@machspeed3333]

I wish the mushroom kingdom could admit that literally everything they were worried about in 2016 never happened, and instead Bowser made peace with all the enemy kingdoms who have wanted our downfall for decades

[@deandage2703]

Personally I feel like it is an issue if you step on the toes of beanbean and sarasaland to please the likes of gerudo valley's immortal tyrant patriarch (who by the way is attacking one of beanbean's allies), as well as folks like the moon kingdom broodals who are just violent warmongers. That is not really making peace with your enemies, that's called switching sides to backstab your allies.

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

Can't believe Bowser put an Anti-Fire-Flowerer as the Secretary of the Power-Up Department🤦‍♂️

[@firenze6478]

Peach: I lived in a middle class family! … Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya!

[@chrismoderate3495]

Well peach grew up in a working class family and worked her way up to the top, eventually getting elected to princess of the mushroom kingdom

[@zerorg2627]

I think you forgot to mention how peach is now debt somehow after reciving billions of coins for her campaign. Where did all those coins go?

[@turboluck1023]

Say what you want about bowser, but peach yaps nonsense about growing up with the toads. She even said she worked at McToads which is a complete and total farce. Bowser made his kingdom rich with only one million coins while peach blew through 1 billion on Pauline concerts. Bowser was president once and he can do it again.

[@andrewgreeb916]

Bowser sure knows economics, he always got funds for new projects.

[@garrettfish8471]

Helps that his son is super inventive and looking to inherit his wealth! Weird that Bowser Koopa Jr. is joining 1985 Capital though...

[@moczs]

McToads ? That filthy "food restaurant" that advocates for cannibalism? I don't care whether she worked there or not. Why is nobody talking about Peach promoting handicapped Toad's eating to the two plumbers or other Toads in order to "evolve" and progress on levels? Is this progress? That sounds insane to me. That's why I didn't vote for Toadstool this year.

[@JohnDoe-zn6fd]

@@andrewgreeb916 bowser almost bankrupted a few of his business and lost a large fraction of his networth

[@raynightshade8317]

She only cares about toads well Bowser is willing to work with anyone

[@KaiAfterKai]

I think a lot of people in the Mushroom Kingdom underestimate the importance of their own elections and the impact they have on the rest of the world, even all the way over here in Alrest. The deal Toadsworth negotiated between Mor Ardain and Uraya was already looking shaky - you expect me to believe that Bowser is gonna honour that at all, especially when he's already promised to put that clown Chairman Bana in charge of his Realm Of Slimmer Expenditure (ROSA)?

[@jaydeejay4166]

Bana did some good work on bionis the frontier village economy was dying until Bana secured a trade deal (highmore caviar) with the mushroom kingdom

[@shrimpiboy]

I thought Bowser was a democrat tbh. Anyone remember how in Mario Party Superstars he does the whole "Bowser Revolution" thing where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor?

[@HungryWarden]

Me!

[@lostinlordran1121]

And ironically Peach is a princess, i.e a monarchist

[@Gale_789]

@@lostinlordran1121So is Bowser tho…

[@carnage0685]

Bowser was doing that way before Superstars

[@skullha66]

​@@lostinlordran1121and Bowser is the King Koopa

[@JasonGodwin69]

Not gonna lie, Peach's weird laughter when questioned on stuff like immigration really made it seem like she had no idea what she was doing. Vibe scepter or no, you can't run a campaign purely on vibes.

[@Njirimara]

purely on vibes? sure peach was prob high on fire mushrooms, but bowser was in that star trip when he said he had "concepts of a plan for the coinomy"

[@comradelade5524]

​@@NjirimaraWe are going to start drilling in flags again.

[@burningfiregames6015]

@@comradelade5524 Look at all the industry in world 8. The rest of the worlds will become far more prosperous under Bowser's rule

[@km_6433]

Lord Bowser's handling of the Blorb pandemic was a disgrace! If he had listened to his expert, Dr. Toadley, then maybe the Mario Brothers wouldn't have had to step in with the Star Cure!

[@thunderstrand]

I’m sorry, how many star boosters did we have to take to be guaranteed safe? And besides, they didn’t take the standard precautions for creating the star cure as they did with others. He did as much as he could with two years against the Blorb-19 crisis.

[@raynightshade8317]

Anyone else would have locked us down like most of the other kingdoms did

[@fearbrownizz8610]

I'm telling you, Bowser is the best thing that could happen to this kingdom ! The mushroom kingdom has always been completly defenseless to threats. King Bowser has the best millitary power as well as incredible technology. With Bowser as king, this kingdom will finally be protected from other threats ! And he's cool and meme-able.

[@8onnie8oyz]

Vote the leader, not the ally. That's what I say.

[@oneofthebois5259]

Don’t forget that even when Bowser wasn’t in office he has gone out of his way multiple times to save the mushroom kingdom

[@Osakart]

Bowser is going to pardon the patriots who stormed Peach's Castle. Koopa Anon told me so! TRUST THE PLAN!

[@bobthegodofmemes2249]

I said it before and I’ll say it again. King K Rool would have NEVER invaded Kongo Jungle if Bowser was still in office. And why would anyone wanna vote for Peach? She was endorsed by multiple celebrities that were known for being at Wario’s parties!

[@SageElliott-j4t]

Bowser was a good friend of wario!!

[@joezilla101]

@@SageElliott-j4the meant diddy kong

[@BlueStinger475]

Crime is so rampant when Peach is leading. Whenever Bowser leads, he takes control. That's why I voted for him.

[@pote2frouifruite81]

ah yes, we hate having people commiting crimes so let's make the crimes legal instead and poof problem solved... your logic needs to be studied

[@koolaid33]

@@pote2frouifruite81 Nuh uh! Bowser imposed stricter laws on the Mushroom Kingdom his previous term from 2016 to 2020, and he had multiple major criminals caught and arrested, like that terrorist Fawful!

[@pote2frouifruite81]

@@koolaid33 The only reason fawful was imprisoned is because their goal was going against Bowser's and at least half of the mushroom kingdom population will soon also be imprisoned simply because of Bowser's reckless tyran behavior. He is an idiot and has way too much power for everyone's own good. Wishing for someone to overthrow the government at this point, maybe the mario brothers could help

[@lostinlordran1121]

@@pote2frouifruite81 "Wishing for someone to overthrow the government at this point" You're all for elections until you lose right? Seems about right for a Peach, the monarchist, supporter

[@usernametaken017]

He's going to make Chain Chomp brutality even worse #ACCAB

[@JuhoSprite]

Mario tried to 💀🔫 Bowser but god didnt just want his mission to end like this, so he let Bowser live to continue his plan to make the Mushroom Kingdom great again!

[@deandage2703]

Too bad the firefighter hammer bro had to die for that message though, but people like to conveniently let that part out when talking about god's plan. Also where are bowser's medical records? He has had a very violent history and is also rather ancient, we should be concerned for his mental and physical health, especially after that shot to his horn.

[@10thletter40]

​@@deandage2703 I guess but at the same time Toadsworth was in the same boat and ain't a soul questioned him

[@CinnaMK]

I'm looking for roommates to move to Sarasaland to. I hear they have pretty decent prices for two bedrooms. Open to sharing space if it helps with cost, hmu if interested

[@TheLethargicWeirdo985]

There might be a bit of instability after the Tatanga coup, but it can't be much worse

[@CinnaMK]

@@TheLethargicWeirdo985 after what Mr turtle is doing to our way of living, chances are it's worth it

[@finnvaneekelen7740]

Mario helped daisy put tatanga in jail tho so its probably fine. The election is a bit close between her and wario RN but even in the worst case warios much better then bowser

[@elqueobserva7663]

​​@@finnvaneekelen7740 Yeah, at least we know Wario's and incredibly honest guy kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKDbY3h9q8uSq5Isi=qVj1K7xpYGUrAR5O (video)

[@anonemoose7777]

I hope you guys actually do it this time instead of just talking about it EVERY round you don’t win. Tell you what, hop on coop and I’ll even help you get to the warp zone.

[@xjood805]

Honestly I'd vote for bowser. Look at how strong his military is, he's able to take over at any time. What is the bean bean kingdom invades

[@marrqi7wini54]

It's weak. But it's stronger and larger than the Mushroom Kingdom royal guard.

[@tomas_iss7469]

This is even funnier from my perspective cause this reads as a far-right being worried about beanbean kingdom which in Spanish (Europe) just so happens to be called Reino Judía (for context in Spanish Jews are Judío(s)) so yeah, this is sadly even more accurate than you thought

[@donaldjgumpofficial5754]

Peach is a sorceress that enslaves her people with parasitic mushrooms.

[@dudono1744]

​@@donaldjgumpofficial5754Then, how did she lose the election ?

[@Door227]

The bean bean kingdom is far weaker than the mushroom kingdom and the two nations have been strong allies ever since the bean star alliance

[@theprinceofawesomeness]

i think Bowser is the better option, he promised to lower the price on Dice and Stars, i remember 8 years ago when stars were so cheap we filled up boxes of them

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

that was before the blorbs tho

[@gavinthecrafter]

But he doesn't even have a plan on how he's going to lower the prices on Stars. The only thing he's said he'll do is raise tariffs on imports from Dreamland, which will just pass the prices onto consumers and make things even more expensive

[@board-qu9iu]

@@gavinthecrafteryeah but at least our dice making industry will be active again. We tried switching from dice to cars and looked how it turned out

[@JosepiThe13th]

He won't lower prices again, sorry buddy. That ain't how inflation works. If anything, his tariffs are only going to make the price of stars and dice go even higher.

[@JosepiThe13th]

​​@@board-qu9iu Karts were never meant to replace dice. They are simply a longer lasting alternleft that is infinitely renewable. Once dice die out, karts will become the only mode of transportation left. On top of that, the Kart industry saw new jobs open up all across the kingdom. There is literally no negative to karts.

[@Fallout_Survivor]

About time we can have a strong leader, half of the time if not more this princess gets kidnapped!

[@SpaceBethC131]

When the plumber’s cried. You know it’s a great thing

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

That analogy only works if we believe Peach is as useless as Kameltoe

[@FVStageII-hg3dp]

Why the fuck would you call someone "kameltoe" you freak?

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

​@@FVStageII-hg3dpKameltoe

[@rizzler69420thegoat]

@@FVStageII-hg3dp Kamaltoe heil bowser

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

In the first four years of the Bowser administration, the Mushroom Kingdom had cheap mushroom prices, didn't rely on cheap labor from the Sand Kingdom, and wasn't overrun with clone characters and non-Mario characters taking up all our roster spaces.

[@deandage2703]

If I kick a rock, and it rolls down a hill, do you praise the hill for moving the rock just because it was there at the right time to make the momentum tumble downhill? No? Then why praise bowser for an economy that he inherited and then ruined. I feel like you want to ignore the president that was there before bowser because he was a goomba

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

@@deandage2703 Mushroom prices went up after that failure of a term that Goombama had.

[@usernametaken017]

I think you're ignoring the great global crisis that happened during those four years of Rotten Mush pandemic

[@deandage2703]

@@thelibyanplzcomeback how did Bowser cause a good economy that benefitted you? Point to a policy that had a tangible effect to improve your living conditions within those four years. Hot take but maybe you want to discredit Goombama because of him being... Well, a goomba.

[@TheManNotNamedStan]

Was it not Peach’s Party who fought for the goombas to remain enslaved? Also, note how since it was called that bowser won his bid for election the mushroom prices went down and the coin market skyrocketed. Neither of these candidates were perfect, but I find Bowser to be the correct choice.

[@marshmellowbit3]

Don't know how this is any different than the first time Bowser was elected. Everything is still here. I just think Peach supporters feel like crying about everything.

[@NotsewTheGreat]

Bowser actually knows how to rule, while peach just says bullcrap people want to hear without actually committing to it

[@zakrydavis994]

(Im not very familiar with nintendo characters and references so im going to use real names) The biden administration (the one Harris is a part of) has done so many good things over the years, including repairing the economy post pandemic. this is from wikipedia: “Biden oversaw the strongest economic recovery of any G7 nation post COVID-19 and one of the strongest economic recoveries in United States history, breaking a 70-year record for low unemployment, and the creation of over 16 million new jobs, the most of any single term president”. however during trumps last presidency he spent the entire time pushing racist agendas and trying to keep out all Mexicans, however if I had to say so I think his racism derives from the fact that majority of his votes came from white men and women, which coincidentally is the least affected by what trump is supporting and trying to do this presidency.

[@NotsewTheGreat]

@@zakrydavis994 First of all don't trust what you can see on Wikipedia, as it can be edited by anyone including you. Second, Trump did not spend all his time being racist. He was pushing out Illegal immigrants [not ALL Mexicans] from coming into our country. We do not want people illegally coming into our country, its dangerous. Thirdly, it's not okay to look on white people as "racist" just because of their skin color, in fact that in itself is racist. We do not support what we did in the past, which is why the times have changed. Nobody has slaves anymore in our country. As of now, Donald trump is making gas prices lower, he is not wasting tax money in the way the Biden administration has, he has been one of the only presidents in the past twenty years that has been able to intimidate over countries and prevent a war from happening. In simple terms: 2004 - 2016 (Bush, Obama [x2] ) there was war | Afghanistan 2016 - 2020 (Trump) there was not 2020 - 2024 (Biden) there was war again | Iraq Why is it, that when Trump was president, that was the only period war was not in question? He is a leader. He may not - TALK - in a specific way people like, (As I agree he does exaggerate) but he KNOWS how to lead.

[@B1-6911]

Can't wait for Donkey Kong to run for president against Bowser Koopa