Boy Scout Horror - Jerma Darkwood Highlights

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"Darkwood" 10/10/2019
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[@solharv7817]

“I’ve got to stop moving my skin” is easily in the Top 25 most psychopathic things Jerma has ever said on-stream

[@breadtm1044]

It implies he wears it like a mask and it shifts around. Jerma lore.

[@rileysshow6969]

number 1 is a three way tie between "Shpee", "Coffee Cheetos Chicken" and everything Bugleberry says that we can't understand

[@Jackenack]

Jeremy's skin has a will of its own. He's a shapeshifter, but you won't find anyone saying it on stream. If he finds anyone who exposes him he eradicates them from existence. Pretend you didn't hear this from me.

[@Knowduso]

The lobsters bit from childrens book steam was up there too

[@Thelionpaladin]

Viealot rhat was honestly so funny, not necessarily because of the actual statement, but how random and graphic it was, followed by Jerma being immediately horrifically disturbed by what he just said

[@axmoylotl]

New predictive ai "jackedit" can auto-generate jerma streams before they happen, with a 99% accuracy.

[@ghostcrab6956]

All it generates is some Willem DaFoe look-a-like infront of a camera making noises.

[@wilycariley]

19:05 Jerma googles "material of antlers" and ignores like 3 pages of reputable websites with scholarly citations stating that antlers are BONE to find some 4 year old facebook post using the phrase "antlers are wood-esque" to prove to chat that antlers are wood.

[@supertaoman12]

actual boomer move

[@benjamingiddens6758]

Yeah I actually hate this guy

[@LoneCoolBeagle]

@@benjamingiddens6758 congratulations you missed the joke

[@blockyorbits2376]

@@LoneCoolBeagle To be fair, I think you missed his joke.

[@jeremytitus9519]

Something about Jerma just makes me want to abandon him at an amusement park.

[@raspymorten]

"I need my ears to see" - Jerma 2020

[@masterzoroark6664]

Legaly blind

[@gaintxander3666]

Jerma: "Hey you guys know when you do (insert obscure thing everyone has done)" Chat: "PSYCHO"

[@Thelionpaladin]

Gaint Xander beautiful part of the community

[@solidskrump]

Keyboard bit so good you need to see it twice. Edit: Keyboard bit no longer good enough to watch twice.

[@JackClishem]

HOLY SHIT. im so sad. Premiere Pro was being a real ass today. fuck

[@SkullyDummy]

Oh thought I was stuck in a time loop

[@JackClishem]

@@SkullyDummy Ok its fixed now thank god. theres like a single frame of jerma looking straight up for some reason between clips but its fine

[@zachprouty8595]

I didn't know it was possible, jackedit was human and could make a mistake? Who put him up to editing all these streams so fast?!

[@hellper9668]

@@JackClishem You fucking suck at your job. Get a life!!!

[@JackClishem]

Guys the actual RTGame just subbed to me There was an error in the video but its fixed now, thats what some of the replies are about

[@jarrenation8645]

what the heck nice job lol

[@pliskin101]

Yeah ok pal. Fucking unsubscribed.

[@JackClishem]

@@pliskin101 I've attempted to fix it in the KZbin editor and I think its even more fucked. Im so mad.

[@jarrenation8645]

@@JackClishem dude dont worry it's just a clip gabriel is just malding

[@Jesscapade]

no problem! happens to the best of us

[@DreamCocoa]

14:05 the story of how a 7 y/o Jerma was cleverly hiding his ever growing Funk Pop collection from a concerned parent

[@gisli9955]

I legit still don't know what he was hiding to this day.

[@callingallrunaways6008]

@@gisli9955 mom found the smegma reciprocal

[@Shlosched]

@@gisli9955 boogers, probably.

[@Orangelover18]

“So I’m a- I’m the bad guy?” *distant DUH*

[@rayozmun8219]

Posts highlights day after streams, and then when there isnt a stream posts past stream highlights. So much glorious content.

[@ziggle5000]

Wait what, you don’t want to watch highlights for streams that happened months ago? Seriously this channel is so much better

[@nuttybutty9028]

the fact that he was relieved to see he DIDN'T have 7+ hours of gameplay like he actually didn't know if was lying to viewers is absolutely hilarious

[@boogerhaze93]

Watched the first 4 hours of these streams last week and thought "Damn, too bad Darkwood is in the weird period where 2ndJerma won't be here until December and Jack has already passed it." Then you upload this. My hero.

[@Kandall05161]

2:42 Thanks Jerma! My smoke detector has been a bomb all this time, but now that you've let me know I'll make sure to throw it away ASAP :)

[@devilbrine8198]

«Somebody is breaking into the house» GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

[@MG-ql8sg]

"not funny didn't laugh" Jermas twitch chat has like 2 brain cells

[@Retrotard]

Loving the amount of uploads but remember to pace yourself. It can't be easy to sift through however many hour Jerma streams and do this kind of editing. Don't feel forced to keep up this pace, we'll appreciate them however long they take

[@samuelthayre6134]

Compact streamer uses echolocation to play horror game

[@Chumpkins]

ah finally one of his best set of streams is getting a condensed edit I think I might be in love with this channel

[@BabyCola]

Darkwood is a really good horror game glad to see jerma playing it

[@titus17]

the only horror game jerma played fully with both headphones in

[@johnboofingtoniii9125]

jerma must freak out when he sees cell towers at night

[@DragonaxFilms]

That quiet "duh" was perfect.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

9:32 I can totally relate. I have to superglue the stupid little rubber grips back onto my DeathAdder every couple of months, and it just collects this gross brownish-grey residue on it. What is it with Razer and making products that look good and perform well, but just fucking come apart at the drop of a hat? It's the same with their headphones; a lot of them have this problem where the actual speakers are too big and heavy for the plastic frame, so they just snap no matter how careful you are with them. I would guess it's to make you buy more, but most people get a warranty on their Razer products anyway, so it just seems like a waste of resources to design them so poorly. This turned into way more of a rant than I meant it to lol.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

@@adamkocsis5769 Exactly.

[@breadtm1044]

Streamer puts on earmuffs, goes into vegetative state

[@SpunkyMcGoo]

Nice, I was hoping somebody would do this one.

[@houston-says-hi]

This is the guy who wants to remove all the useful keys from the keyboard, and he said it on stream. Such a creep.

[@szethtoxicco1710]

This is my favourite stream of Jermas. I watched the whole 15hrs(?) Or so. What a great ride.

[@thegeniusgamer4436]

“I need my ears to see”

[@dweeb6395]

i have no idea what he was talking about in the bed story

[@KevlarCaviar]

HE COOMED

[@wilycariley]

booger wall

[@respaar380]

i thought it was prono mags but now i think it's booger because later on he was talking about how the chat is talking about boogers and pee

[@raimaxmezuku9138]

@@respaar380 yeah 16:07

[@spungbicklesmcbrungler5376]

@@KevlarCaviar but he said he was like 8 or 9, who jerks off that young?

[@M-1996A1]

my razer deathadder 2013 has the gross gamer gunk grip that constantly falls off, that part of the video spoke to me.

[@cyan7244]

Local psycho streamer uses ECHOLOCATION to survive in the wild

[@Kogolicious]

Jack you're a god, wanted to watch this stream so bad but it was like 6 hours long

[@FrecklePhantomhive]

Your speed and skill at editing is fantastic. And I'm very proud of you.

[@cottoncandylesbo]

holy shit you're getting these out fast. I can't even imagine how you make these this fast considering the quality. really appreciate these videos man, I never make the streams and these are a great condensed version of them. keep up the great work man

[@Smung]

Hoio which flag is that?

[@Kilborns]

Has he gotten the bearded dragon yet, I love those little guys

[@existancetrait]

yooo my favorite jerma stream! thank you jack

[@campbell1232]

1:45 wait a minute

[@markyoung8620]

One of my favorite Jerma streams, great edit

[@thewatcher3326]

I am now going to yell "INCOMING JOKE ALERT" 2 times before I tell a joke in every conversation I have

[@Hunter-pp9so]

No way it was poop socks

[@colin5227]

everytime jerma does something weird but ADHD-related i cant roast him bc im adhd too so itd be hypocritical

[@beef5able]

C R what kinda stuff does he do that’s ADHD related?

[@hem9483]

rabbit enthusiast “I need at least one ear to hear what’s going on around me or I shut down completely.”

[@colin5227]

@@hem9483 yeah, I don't experience that but ADHD is so weird that I was like, ok thats maybe why

[@hem9483]

C R adhd can affect people really differently, I’m assuming jerma’s symptoms from this basically make it so isolating a single source of auditory information makes him uncomfortable because his mind likes to be able to focus on two things at once.

[@kielbasamage]

@@hem9483 I would say I don't do that but I think being unable to play without listening to youtube at the same time counts...

[@KappZn]

I was just thinking about this last night. Thank you.

[@jizzboss8548]

Remember that one time when jerma went up to a rabid dog and thought it was an npc then got spooked when it started biting him

[@Eternal-Woe]

Jack you're a saint

[@madhatter9124]

I didn't think he would do it, but hes gone and done it.

[@thepoppets1052]

"I NEED MY EARS TO SEE" - Jerma985

[@snake867511]

Hell yes. Darkwood rocks

[@halolime117]

Hell yea thanks for getting to this one! :D

[@Dustaroo]

''Duh''

[@ButcherParry]

I can't believe jerma invented half keyboards on this very stream

[@CaramelsDen]

Hilariously enough, I'm using a Razer Deathadder too and I don't understand why there's a disgusting sticky glue hand grip.

[@brandondavies3619]

Jerma should write a dissertation on how ignoring context clues is the most aggravating thing he can do

[@Mrpawsum2]

Thanks! I never had the attention span for this stream, I don't know why

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

I’m loving all this content.

[@Smung]

10:30 i have the same problem with my razer mamba. I eventually just removed the entire grip.

[@HOBOsnake]

Lmao that wow reference

[@seaslug2638]

Help I’m an idiot, I don’t get it

[@seaslug2638]

OHHHHHH is it the exp bar?

[@maeveee7]

This channel is amazing, keep up the good work!

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I like how at one point he said if he starts talking about anything other than grabbing supplies the chat needed to spam until he did but half of the highlights are him just sitting still without pausing the game talking about other stuff Not saying that's a bad thing

[@whojackson]

im so glad i found a rock in a weary land i found it in the LORD

[@5trangelove]

OH BOY DARKWOOD

[@Pajemmy]

Will you make a part 2? Jermas dark wood streams are my absolute favorite

[@jimsanoob]

jerma describes a 60% keyboard

[@Lobito-shi]

OMG jerma I have the EXACT same problem with my razer deathadder

[@kelakakku]

14:00 Somebody needs to beat him up seriously. I can't believe he actually said that on stream.

[@latterdaycreature]

It's baffling to me that people don't make regular use of the windows key and F row.

[@HulksterHogan]

Jerma doesn't know about the existence of 60 percent keyboards.

[@stevelarry3870]

HulkHogan Don’t those still have fn and files keys?

[@LinkTheHero]

Fun fact, scroll lock isn't even used anymore.

[@yeah1774]

It's still used in Excel, actually, to toggle between moving the sheet and moving between cells. I think it might be used in a few other Office programs as well.

[@eboscrabbly3728]

1:46 clever

[@Xiroxys]

I am one of those pressing the function key and one of the F buttons people. I will find Jerma, and he will become enlightened.

[@zenosebeth4173]

22:02 bona fide joker laugh

[@SprDrumio64]

last time I was this earl

[@solharv7817]

Hi earl

[@yahyamusseb]

Earl or duke

[@Iroquois_Pliskin]

6:37 it's called ADHD jerma

[@Shlosched]

14:15 Jermas boogerwall story

[@raphael8951]

I want a jerma985 keyboard

[@daftpups]

that moment when your bf comes up to you and says he wants a gecko, god

[@hideyereyes4915]

death hello otter

[@nightzzmixx]

I'm confused about the collection/buildup on the wall near his bed thing. Did Jeremy985 have a stash of boogers or acorns in the crevice of the wall and his bed? Or was it that mysterious gamer gunk he mentioned?

[@ipaqmaster]

I'm so sick of the grips on my mice coming off. It happens to all of them and people pretend it doesn't. Awful design problem.

[@Joykeymusic]

my keyboard doesn't have a windows key lol

[@druidmann]

Did he manage to end the dog's suffering?

[@massivebrosive]

14:04 , what is this what is this entire sequence of things hes saying

[@MemeLord-zd1ie]

im trying to figure that out. is he talking about a cum wall?

[@sasa1175]

@@MemeLord-zd1ie A booger wall

[@0sleepp]

Is the tree frog bit him calling him or us toxic?

[@bidgeon1423]

I would really like to see the rest of the sekiro streams made into compilation (If not that's ok you're doing great)

[@RyansGamerShack]

Totally FUCKED streamer declares antlers are not bones or cartilage, ONLY to say they're made of cartilage moments later

[@JesterJay100]

11:20 , still waiting for an actual answer

[@SgerbwdGwyn]

Get a Razer Deathadder to get Gunk like this

[@xzomashholmes1774]

This is painful to watch for someone who has poured hundreds of hours into darkwood

[@VidyaGaeemrVladIsCheekiBreeki]

The headphone thing, that's an ADHD thing no? Sensory overload?

[@fotisvon9943]

Tell jerma to get a 60% board

[@kelakakku]

4:26 Why does he start to cast a spell whenever he gets scared?

[@-Mopo]

damn I already forgot he played darkwood

[@bubblemage]

Is the house randomly generated or did the game get updated? Because my house is literally jerma's house but in vertical

[@breadtm1044]

16:14 someone please enlighten me I don't understand

[@Grantedboot]

Poop sock

[@Beardwhip]

No clue either

[@Grantedboot]

He's embarrassed so he avoids saying it directly. Im pretty sure he means when you need to poop at night but you don't want to get up so you just take off your sock and poop in it and hide it under your bed why don't you guys get it do you not do that?

[@captaincornflake]

@@Grantedboot bro what trailer park did you grow up in

[@Mac13949]

@@slumber932 Hes joking lmfao

[@ZinkyStinky]

14:05 what the hell was jerma talking about? A collection of what?

[@CarloMartinini]

... Boogers?

[@Monster_Meatball]

His toenail clippings

[@kylerarts]

P R O N

[@Leon-qs1on]

i had to stop watching the darkwood streams because jerma was so profoundly stressed out the entire fucking time playing it as someone with an anxiety disorder it started to rub off on me. thanks for the highlights

[@litcherallyy]

wait but is he lying that he never played?

[@fredflintstonefan39]

I'm interested in playing this game so this is probably the first jerma edit I'll have to skip for now. Saddens me.

[@remlezar9397]

Ron Paul game sux

[@kanabis134]

@@remlezar9397 nah

[@AWEqddqeqeds]

Duh!

[@lascur0513]

does anyone know if you actually need to pay microsoft for the windows key

[@stevelarry3870]

lascur Wikipedia doesn’t say anything about having to pay, but manufacturers do have to adhere to specific guidelines on how they key looks - set by Microsoft.

[@manboy4720]

another edition of 'entire twitch chat backseat games jerma because they don't like fun'. great vids as always, even if i think you're actually a robot.

[@zion9575]

BOOGERS AND PEE BOOGERS AND PEE IM A LITTLE JERMA WHO LIKES BOOGERS AND PEE