Brad Williams- “I’m scared of my girlfriend.”

[@The_PokeSaurus]

You've got great taste in comedy! XD

[@mockingdream02]

Ironically as a native to vegas and as a security officer i can confirm Security would point and laugh if a guy got knocked out by a Hot Chinese girl and a little person.

[@Suisfonia]

Where do you work security at if I may ask? Because where I work, if we heard about this, we'd be grabbing some popcorn and just watching from the sidelines :D (after all, we can't get involved since we're outside officers, we only deal with the outside stuff... unless something big goes down and they need the cavalry)

[@mbrCapeTown]

😂😂😂

[@misterchubbikins]

Society in general turns a blind eye to female on male violence as a whole.

[@shankmaster4878]

You mean "midget".

[@BonesCapone]

I lived in Vegas for a few years- if I had gotten knocked out by a hot Chinese girl and a midget, I'd wake up laughing. I'd also never visit that place again, from sheer embarrassment.

[@lycirus2331]

When the gnome bard dates and eventually marries the human monk in D&D

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Halfling more likely

[@spider16707]

@@EzekiesAcheron def a halfling bard

[@newgx67]

Lol critical role

[@taigafaiya1298]

Omg they should do rp

[@FoxGamer39618]

@@taigafaiya1298If you mean Brad and the Mrs., I think they already have.

[@akroma443]

Brad: "Dwarves aren't pokemon!" Gamefreak: "So in Scarlet/Violet let's add Tinkerton, a literal dwarf with a giant hammer."

[@thehansgutenburgshow3149]

Nappa: look Vegeta .....a pokemon

[@DJMetalstone]

"dwarfs aren't pokemon" God I just died haha. He deserves so much more credit , dude has got such a great sence of humour !

[@Damien_Paxton]

“Dwarfs aren’t pokémon” Love him!

[@Dynexsil]

I was in stitches for a good 5 minutes to the point my husband had to come check on me 🤣🤣🤣

[@narkreean6490]

The delivery is flawless

[@jaydevandenberg6477]

"Sees a Chinese girl and a midget" 😂😂

[@FerretJohn]

"Who ordered who?"

[@swimmer751]

I love this guy, he's brilliant! What guile this guy has. This is the type of friend you want to have.

[@jamjarr8808]

I keep coming back to this... I love it. Brilliant story, brilliantly executed...

[@Scott_Burton]

Having worked in a casino, I can see several of my old friends from Security in that moment laughing their asses off... AFTER. While on the floor, they are PURE business though.

[@chriwehl7173]

Tho, to be fair, that situation sounds so god darn absurd that depending on their humour they wouldnt be able to stop themselves. Cause I know I sure couldnt

[@weldmaster80]

I absolutely love it when someone has been an ass and the "find out" portion comes around.

[@jenniferhanses]

This is why you just don't start fights with people. You never know who has a can of whoop ass in their back pocket. Even if you're the biggest, meanest MF in a fight, doesn't mean the other person doesn't actually know your mom or your boss or your SO and messes you over some other way that you haven't seen yet. Live and let live. And be polite to people.

[@Shogundoxie1414]

I've seen a picture of his wife Jasmine. Brad married WAY above his level (not a short joke), she is stunning!

[@charlesdarwin7253]

I couldn't stop laughing at his "dwarf routine" that's some brilliant writing

[@jamesbroughman8233]

I just realized he is Krillan and his girl is android 18. Dbz reference

[@Belial21319]

Thank you so much I can never unsee that and I don't want to unsee it.

[@MRJK87.]

Actually, with the comedy, I'd say a team four star reference.

[@sowpmactavish]

Oh shit man I thought it was a One Piece reference

[@leunam3004]

Does that impliy that guy she knocked out is vegeta?

[@evgenivasileuski559]

​@@leunam3004Nah, just some random ass villain

[@cosmobane6995]

He improved. His eyes weren't telling the story here, but subsequent videos showed every cell in his body dedicating themselves to the jokes.

[@davidkirby-jx9xp]

He Absolutely had a good buzz going on while he was saying that,, more power to the man🎉🎉🎉

[@orthusgames9888]

God this is one of my favorite comedy acts. I've watched it so many times

[@kochitegaming4013]

It’s 3:30 am, and here I am, choking on air from laughing so hard, despite the fact I need to wake up in like 3 hours.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drumset09]

As someone who's worked nightclub security, can confirm that's how security would handle it.

[@daltonlock5767]

2:05 my favorite part

[@bladey12niner29]

Honestly I wasn't expecting that if it wasn't late at night when I watched this I would be laughing crying in the room 😂😂😂

[@erikleirmo9147]

Dwarves aren’t pokemon😂😂😂

[@thegrimreaper5032]

Are we sure about that?

[@fixly3307]

Brad looks a little tippsey

[@Engineer_gaming00]

He sounds SO drunk! I love this!

[@Ilovekaiju]

He did the oompa loompa dance😏😏😏

[@wraith_king2138]

I’d be the security guard 😂🤣

[@michaelharris8598]

I'm an armed guard...this would make my day. I be like😳😆

[@Rick-np9vz]

I don't care who you are! That's some funny shit! I would definitely laugh and point!

[@chromicapop4595]

Delivery so good it should be in a sitcom

[@nebraskamike607]

That's funny shit! Thanks for sharing I needed a good laugh today!

[@fyrstikken]

I´m laughing so hard right now, is hurting me

[@simply1087]

😂😂😂 nah man. He killed this

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

1:22 "YEEEEEES! FINALLY! SHE'S GONNA F*** YOU UP!" 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@venessafugi6768]

I love his movements so much. Also I felt bad for immediately going, “Wait, he had a girlfriend?”

[@hb300blk]

That's my kinda woman

[@LegacyKnight-zm6vz]

Brad, Wee Man and Hornswoggle all need to star in a movie about triplet dwarves because I swear on everything these guys have the same parents

[@MilkDrinker218]

Step 1: Distract Step 2: *Pounce.*

[@milagrosgranados1316]

Hilarious 😂 absolutely loved this

[@buckeyescratcher6130]

He’s clearly drunk as shit here lol

[@angemaidment5640]

I hope he’s never pissed her off - there’d be some dwarf tossing smackdown.

[@royksk]

He’s damned good 😂

[@sailaab]

That ending!!!

[@Frozenkoldfury]

"Sign this waver" Bro making the smart choice here. Im no expert of the hankey pankey, but if someone I knew could bend my spine into a pretzel asked me to do something that could cause them pain, I'd want a waiver signed too

[@miffotcharlie2583]

HAha imagine being short couldnt be me man!

[@warreng80able]

So in a way. It was a team effort.

[@GrandSupremeDaddyo]

She told the guy that her BF was going to fight him so that when he woke up he'd really think the dwarf did it.

[@mikaelryden3757]

Briliant

[@w.dgaster9378]

I’m a 2 degree black belt in teakwondo

[@徐婷-m1e]

once upon a time in hollywood

[@moracomole8090]

Twist after twist after twist

[@johnny1902]

Do not woo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joetrick7447]

He said don’t do woo what the fuck I would be like bitch please

[@saulsangster8929]

my man

[@gilles466]

This guy is fucking hilarious

[@austinmccormick8952]

This guy would be a great Grumpy(for the new snow white movie)

[@truongvinhnguyenthuyvlog6575]

the act

[@blazestorm6267]

“just cause she was bored, she got a black belt in bjj”… He does realize it takes like 10 years to get a black belt in bjj right???

[@Suisfonia]

I mean.. she could've been practicing bjj for that long...

[@dustyrose192]

She was bored idk what to tell you

[@michaelsteiner7588]

Yeah, I think the whole story is fabricated.

[@ThePersonMan]

​@@michaelsteiner7588Yeah, she's probably had it for a while.

[@Daniel-l9z6l]

It seems she's not just physically dangerous but mentally as well I mean she knocked out a guy and got security to laugh at the idea that either one of them did anything of the sort 😅

[@ashleyelim8880]

memories maroon 5

[@andrewgaviotis2952]

1:22

[@theaveragegamerno1589]

Black belt in jiu-jitsu in a couple months... what kind of gym does that?

[@thomasfaucette1446]

hes always talkin nasty

[@Enoch_Owl]

Do they teach this specific way of delivering jokes in stand up school? I'm half joking and half being serious because so many stand up comedians seem to deliver material that way. Did you know Brad used to be in a double act and his partner was very quick witted. In fact he used to write jokes off the top of his head during the set. I meant physically write jokes on the top of Brad's head not his own. That bombed *Car crash sound*

[@WarriorRed101]

Did he say this joke in a show? If so what show was this joke in?

[@RaoaRahaga]

what special is this from or where did this happen? i cant find the full thing

[@spun222499]

Last month she got a black belt is BJJ just for fun 🤣🤣🤣 no, no she didn’t!

[@61936]

Man were can I find a scary Asian lady

[@sephiesboy]

Which show is this from?

[@bradentwidwell7955]

Why did you leave out the part he talks about her voice

[@somethingepic777]

As a former security guard, i can confirm; If Security aint laughing in your face after y'all FAFO'ed with a hot chick and her lil' sex-muffin, they (security) are just being professional...until they get back to base. Then they telling _everybody_ , & they all rofl at y'alls expense.

[@gregormiller4037]

Hi Christina :)

[@littleriri2601]

Which special is this

[@DinoBot65]

IDK

[@jstark107]

Is he drunk?

[@DinoBot65]

I have no idea

[@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL]

@@DinoBot65 where can i find the full show

[@DinoBot65]

@@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL Beats me

[@kaylalafountain3015]

Eighter she too drunk or she just pranked a comedian

[@naudeandjj2414]

He looks drunk

[@st.jimmy0244]

I think Brad was a little wasted here. Which is good because the only one funnier than Brad Williams is Drunk Brad Williams!

[@eragon18567]

What's special?

[@bettsboo]

So cool … there’s a good handful of comedians with Asians wives

[@robbiethebinman1805]

This is so American…. So unfunny

[@DinoBot65]

As time goes by, this bit does become less and less funny.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

typical Eurotrash

[@josceola8979]

Uh oh here's the offended