Making A RAMMSTEIN Song In 5 Minutes (Speedrun)

[@christophergolden1635]

I love how he apologized more times to Germans than bass players

[@Gabrostil]

As it should

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Imagine being a German bass player :|

[@panthusiast8472]

@@BradleyHallGuitar Ich mag auch Bohnen. Bohnen sind sehr deutsch. That was funny to watch - greetings from Germany.

[@filipcobanov]

@@BradleyHallGuitar do IN FLAMES

[@tommykern2336]

@@BradleyHallGuitar I think you need to change your username to Lars Hall now.

[@racerx4evr]

Sounds like a cool song from Rammstein. You’d be totally legit if you’d placed an electric threadmill in front of that keyboard.

[@danielehartmann2787]

Out of an viewpoint of musicianship I think the "missing" "bohnen" at the end makes it even more rammstein/10. Very great one!

[@TheCeds96]

Can you do red hot Chile peppers

[@Denkersis]

Absolutely agree! BTW, spam time: I covered Lady Gaga's Judas in Rammstein style, so everyone's invited to check it out

[@kraterkop]

@@TheCeds96 Red Hot Chili Beans

[@jennycalabrano]

As a fan of Rammstein I totally agree 👍

[@ArkanSAW_Official]

666th like

[@N0orx985]

I love how he's not just speedrunning Rammstein but also copying Flakes Dance Moves

[@Wood2Box]

That chorus was actually pretty sick!

[@Zk8er35]

This is unironically sick, especially the chorus. Never stop this series, you madlad.

[@vinvic1578]

PLEASE NEVER END THIS SERIES WE WILL NEVER BEG YOU TO STOP

[@CitroenC407]

As a Rammstein fan I salute you sir! That was just brilliant entertainment. The most fun I've had watching a video for a long time! I can't help but feel that Till Lindemanns vocals are slightly more elegant than yours here haha. Brilliant effort though. Loved this.

[@KRIMHDrummer]

It’s a HIT

[@H_I_T]

Do you think really its me ?!

[@leostav750]

SepticFlesh speedrun next!!!

[@you-ki8fd]

@@leostav750 OMFG YASS

[@maasymoo]

This video affirmed what Rammstein taught us. Anything will sound metal as fuck is you sing it in German.

[@ST0NE_206]

can’t wait for you to speedrun AC/DC vocals

[@MegaMicah12]

The real question is...which vocalist will be the butchered?

[@eamonahern7495]

@@BradleyHallGuitar yay! (And anthrax, do anthrax).

[@albreezy26]

IM BACK WITH BEANS, THEY'RE IN MY JEANS

[@prazertixa1]

@@BradleyHallGuitar helloween, when

[@LordFokas]

ACDC needs to be 4 minutes, because if he plays the most square drum beat ever once and repeats the sample for a few minutes he's already covered every ACDC song ever written, takes him 5 seconds. On the other hand, maybe this way he finds the time to add a bass line xD

[@burgulize]

You've cracked the musical DNA of Rammstein, it's Amazing! :D

[@mayatmaot]

now that beanly has done german, time for beanly to sing like a japanese girl and do babymetal next.

[@travis8524]

this will be a chaos 🤣

[@LDXReal]

Definitely lmaooo

[@Nightwishmaster]

I want to hear him do Dir En Grey and shreik and sing around in a bunch of different octaves in Japanese like Kyo.

[@immaleaf4964]

das what I said too! I guess he would have to have someone write out the Japanese phonetically

[@go1988]

YES!

[@meosl7213]

I am from Germany and i must say the chorus is 100% Rammstein...you hit it right.

[@nihilist1680]

Can you make a Tool song in 5 years (Speedrun)?

[@Kiromony]

World record is 3 years

[@nihilist1680]

@@Kiromony Whoa! :O

[@manuelbenitez3852]

Have you seen this masterpiece? kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZSoY6CuoNx6ldk

[@guilhermebarbosa2519]

LMAO

[@the-groovelord]

Best I can do is 13

[@julianbrusser]

Every video in this series has been incredible, but this one, is just so special and funny, you absolutely nailed their sound.

[@Just_a_metal_head_]

As a German it's even funnier to watch 😂

[@m4l490n]

LOL, Is it even understandable? I guess it doesn't make much sense and sounds hilarious to you.

[@Nerfzisback]

@@m4l490n the way he pronounced the german words is the funny part haha he did his best tho

[@simonbrunner3062]

Ich mach ein Speisekarte am Strand und rett' Katzen von Bohnen!

[@Just_a_metal_head_]

@@m4l490n Actually the translation is pretty accurate 😂

[@Just_a_metal_head_]

@@simonbrunner3062 BOHNEN! BOHNEN! DEUTSCHE BOHNEN!

[@disco.jellyfish]

As a long time Rammstein listener this sounds rather reasonable to me. The drums are probably the most accurate replication. I just think the riff already has too much variation for a Rammstein like riff. Rammstein riffs usually seem like they derive from an 8/8 step arpeggio sequencer from flakes Keyboard and he holds down 3 or 4 randomly chosen keys on that keyboard for 5 minutes straight. Oliver then plays the same notes on his bass and Richard plays it as power chords in drop D on his guitar taking breaks, whenever till sings, while Oliver continues until right before the chorus. In the chorus they then all come together more or less. I dont think that this is exactly how they come up with their riffs, but if somebody asked me to make a rammstein riff, this is how I'd approach it. The riff should also already repeat after no more than 4 bars, while the first 2 and last 2 bars at best only vary in the last or last 2 notes.

[@DireThorns]

Polyglots on KZbin: "I jUsT lEaRnEd GeRmAn In TwO mOnThS" Bradley Hall: *becomes german in 5 minutes for a single video*

[@DireThorns]

i am a reply

[@Wankzz]

das hund

[@octaviosander8898]

@@Wankzz ...

[@budaroddy]

Du hast

[@sigurdsnek5644]

beny

[@ZekeNigma]

Damn, now I wanna hear a full version of Beanland, or whatever you decided to name this. Those synth leads are fucking addictive!

[@andririki1298]

Some already mentioned it: Do Primus speedrun next. ( yes, bass will be mandatory)

[@taunokekkonen5733]

It'll just be the drums, dissonant guitar solos and lyrics about a dishwasher.

[@leonardomattarmonteiro2824]

YES! 🤘🏻🤘🏻 No way SENSEI BH will manage to dodge BASS playing now! 😀 BASSISTS UNITE ✊🏼

[@learcenciel4821]

Yes, primus pls (mandatory bass playing)

[@FreddieHg37]

@@BradleyHallGuitar you should totally do Frank Zappa, you nailed The Morhers'/Zappa style I'm one of your videos…

[@lucasbello117]

"we missed the last bohnen!" such a good quote to remember

[@horstwalter9383]

At first, I was offended and ready to invade. Then, DEUTSCHE BOHNEN!

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Immer bereit zum einmarschieren

[@SwordOfHeimdall]

as a Dutchman this video was a rollercoaster of getting increasingly worried about our neighbours on both sides :P

[@БогданЧернега-и2ч]

He made nsbm 😂

[@feiergott7591]

You should do a remaster to all of these speed run songs, make them longer, and make a playlist of them. These songs are actually good

[@seanoconor4952]

Bradley is definitely the most charasmatic guitar/metal youtuber

[@KeenanCrow]

Certainly the most caffeinated

[@sicjes1]

Brad and Stevey T should collab. It could be like the Common Wealth Games of goofball Metal

[@shredgordon3240]

@@sicjes1 Stevie t is more cringe than charismatic now.

[@curoli]

That sounds so convincing. You should donate it to Rammstein so that they can include it in their next album.

[@mali_pleonazmic]

Or sell for some money to any band

[@JassyPabst]

*Irony incoming* That takes you 5 minutes?!? It’s Rammstein 😋 *Irony off* What makes Rammstein hard to create are indeed the simple but very effective riffs. Hard to reproduce.

[@hellfire9277]

@@BradleyHallGuitar jajajaja lots of laughss

[@TheHeadown]

Said the sloppy one

[@d.vengeance1897]

@@TheHeadown exactly My thought😅

[@whosaidthat84]

I was thinking about you Jassy! I thought "Brad should just send lyrics to her just to translate." 🤣

[@jpmousquer1591]

@@BradleyHallGuitar DEUTSCHE BOHNEN

[@ragnulf_gamer3278]

Is it just me or the starting few minutes sounded like Sonne? That steady drum pattern, that break in guitar riffs. Very similar yet very different. Rammstein should add this song "Bohnen" in their new album! It's lit AF dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@Farvann]

Approved

[@YamnayaSintash]

Your remmstein song is better.

[@edwin-jq4dp]

I laughed so hard from this. Lyrics on the result has sealed the deal! Allo main neim ist Bred! Thanks for the content!

[@rinnimalfy3453]

This is dangerously similar to actual Rammstein

[@usuarioanonimo7387]

Nah

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHl]

I haven't heard Megaherz for a while but that's what it reminds me of

[@jimmyletter4444]

I struggle so much to practice and express myself... and here you have a working concept of producing real songs within such a short time, man I'm envious

[@aryamoghaddam912]

This is just getting better and better lol. My suggestions: Gojira Machine Head Judas Priest Motorhead

[@peterphooko1441]

Gojira!

[@13AndreFalcao666]

ANGRA He MUST do Angra And Sepultura

[@SlyHikari03]

Deftones would be cool too.

[@zachlewis9751]

Judas Priest but he has to spit up blood during the solo and get rushed to the hospital

[@deanjackson8609]

Bruh! That’s sick!!! I absolutely love it and would like to hear a full song! It’s Epic, probably your best by far!!!!

[@1000pupu]

I feel so bad dude, your videos really helped me to laugh and forget all the shit that surrounds me

[@thesmilingvagrants]

Bands like interpol and rammstein always inspired me for their simple yet effective riffs

[@Niewiem0]

This chorus is sick.I can't get enough of it

[@Marcelo_B_159]

Excellent! Even the most theorical 5 min challenge you did.. talking D, Frigian modes…jaja looking forward to more!

[@hunglikeahorse120]

Bradley Hall: I’m going to make you hate this stupidity. Me: Jokes on you. I’m into that shit.

[@TripleDippah]

AC/DC, Five Finger Death Punch, Ghost, Volbeat, Guns N Roses, Rob Zombie. Your 5 Minute speed run vids are some of the greatest things I’ve seen on here haha! 🤘🤘

[@mdt4759]

That is amazing dude Especially as a German, it is difficult not to piss off with laughter😂😂 I love these kind of videos keep it up bro

[@deniskorobkin8574]

In every speedrun there is never enough time for bass. I would definitely love to see these videos 6 minutes long to have bass in place, even though i know it won't happen :-(

[@simpaticone]

Just a couple of ideas for you: * Coff coff * Motorhead ACDC TOOL Black Sabbath Guns and roses Blind guardian Dio Korn Depeche mode Alice in chains Nirvana

[@Gabrostil]

And primus Because bass.

[@calebcomrie7984]

He needs to do meshuggah next

[@AndriiVozniak]

Why is everybody missing Judas Priest?

[@JaVinci77]

Tool? WTF?!?! You can't even do the intro within 5 minutes... XD

[@loganmunoz5373]

Oh god acdc would be hilarious just doing like three chords and a shrill voice

[@MrThaiwan]

Absolutely a joy to watch, this was your last one, my first, will check out the others.

[@Ry_weis]

I swear, every time I start listening to a band a lot again, you make one of these videos. Happened with SOAD, then A7X, and now Rammstein lol

[@ludvig5597]

Then I command you to start listening to lots of ACDC. That would be HILARIOUS!!!

[@TheLogander]

If you like rammstein you should check out lindeman. It's the singer and he made 2albums together with an swedish guitarist. Especially the second album is very good.

[@emighstrvr]

As a Rammstein fan, I would hear this unironically, ngl 😳

[@PiercePlaysMusic]

I wanna see these bands cover the speed runs. That’d be hilarious

[@riaru6493]

i wasnt expect song wil be be like that

[@DoubleNullVoid00]

Absolutely killed it. 10/10 would beans.

[@ZU7KD]

German here... that is the best video i saw in months. Very entertaining. And you pronounced "Bohnen" perfect.

[@bhcamaro2002]

Primus! But that means you have to record bass for once 😂

[@sidthejovian5105]

True true, we won't upset Les this time

[@whosaidthat84]

I wanna see Beadley bust out that slap bass

[@tiborgulyas3921]

He should try Royal Blood or Vulfpeck so that he finally records Bass too...

[@nickmaatjes5611]

your attempt at german was actually not that bad, loved the video mate this ,love these speedruns have a nice weekend and stay happy and healthy!!!!

[@zinAab79]

Making a Korn song in 5 minutes would be great

[@DireThorns]

dw mate if he doesnt do it, ive already done it on my channel 😉 seriously i have, im gonna make a napalm death in two minutes one next

[@666ryan]

korn - twist

[@ai97Nord]

BOHNEN BOHNEN 🤣🤘 Please make full version

[@arkanearts6592]

You've mastered speed running, but what about musical trick playing or trick shots? For example, playing guitar with no hands? You could be a metal British Dude Perfect. Just a thought.

[@sicjes1]

First video, he's shredding with his ball sack

[@jennycalabrano]

This deserve more views and likes 😄😄

[@TheNolinator]

Your German makes it even better 😂

[@shmorange]

the crash bandicoot crop top is singlehandedly the most powerful item of clothing to ever exist

[@effiemars_]

So much on point, it could actually be a Rammstein song, with other lyrics (and bass)

[@Grangin]

You had me at the beginning. Please don’t stop the 5 minute challenges

[@martinsarvari7491]

2 things: 1. You are underrated AF 2. You look like Dave Mustaine

[@fajaradi1223]

Sober unintoxicated Dave Mustaine

[@Nightwishmaster]

@@fajaradi1223 If Dave Mustain had ADHD instead of alcoholism.

[@hannesmiesch4733]

Didn't thought about until you mentioned it and you're right😂

[@Ehrmann_Gregsson]

I thought he looked like Marty Friedman..

[@i_am_steve]

He looks like Dave Mustaine if Dave Mustaine looked nothing like Dave Mustaine...

[@nealewilliamson7966]

This series just gets better and better. It really does sound like a rammstein song. It may be my favorite yet. Once again it makes me LOL. Big thumbs up from me 👍

[@billyparr3901]

Should definitely try Meshuggah next, would love to see that one ☝️

[@Olegstuff21986]

Brad, your German was friggin' hilarious, I enjoyed it! (As a German speaker) Excellent job on the speed run too!

[@Fallub]

Those editing skills man… incredible… keep it up. And please. Never let the 5 minutes thing down. Keep it up forever! Germans should never complain about wrong pronunciations, seeing that we butcher almost every language we try to speak in a really bad way ourselves 🤣

[@13AndreFalcao666]

The bad thing is not that you butcher other languages, the bad thing is that you always seem VERY angry. (and you are very cool to mock because of that and the whole not jumping on universal cognates thing)

[@PanterAmetal100]

Haven't laughed so härd in a lang lang Zeit! Thank you, my favorite Rammstein song as of now.

[@KHPandaZ]

I'd love to see a Blind Guardian in 5 minutes speedrun!

[@MrTombledore]

Bradley should be a guy that bands hire to do filler songs cause they are 3 songs short for complete album. They would be hits and made in a couple hours. You are a amazing talent and the level or musicianship is outstanding even tho these are framed as a joke. Very enjoyable and good content!

[@sweatymetalhead]

This is actually good what the hell

[@musikrausch2675]

This is so awesome. The chorus sounds really sick, even for native speakers.

[@peterbalintfy3215]

Nice speedrun! I can’t wait a speedrun for Stratovarius ;)

[@purplespudz4023]

you have to put out an ep or an album of these, these are absolute foookin fire

[@dumbguy5157]

eventually he will make a primus speedrun and find a way to forget the bass

[@alftenatir9652]

this is pure art, bro

[@le2786]

I am German and it was pretty funny. I only understood deutsch Bohnen😂

[@tktspeed1433]

It sounds very much like the finnish band "Ruoska", though Ruoska does sound very very similar to Rammstein

[@ArnoVlmt]

Ich bin ein Baguette BOHNEN!!!

[@jahblessin3996]

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite KZbin channels

[@joaovitorvinholi9346]

please do a Sepultura speedrun, but the lyrics are in portuguese

[@leonardomattarmonteiro2824]

😀🤜🏼🤛🏼🇧🇷🏴🖤

[@KaiSoDaM]

yes! please!

[@kendevajkpest3000]

I agree

[@logisticsninjistics]

Beneath The Remains Era Sepultura !!!

[@13AndreFalcao666]

Sepultura, Korzus, Krisiun and Angra

[@kennethjanczak4900]

fantastic... Thanks for taking the time to make the video and share it.... keep them comming

[@JonathanSH]

I think it’s about time for an Alestorm speedrun…

[@alextslm4522]

This was one of your best speedrun Brad! Still waiting for à Motörhead one!

[@thekevthings722]

Please do Primusss!!! We deserve a bass heavy song

[@fountane]

I made a video If Rammstein wrote As It Was by Harry Styles and read off Google translate as well lol, didn't expect to come across another video of someone doing that.

[@adambrandenberg1939]

When are we gonna get Animals as leaders in 5 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

[@wrathoftheteamancer6863]

This was sick dude! Nice work! I hope to one day be able to switch music mindsets as quickly as you do. 😂

[@6tuf]

Ебать, это разрыв

[@DireThorns]

правильно, он невероятен 😂

[@supervlad1]

... шаблона

[@makT]

Great performance! Now, this thing is stuck in my ear! Greets from Berlin

[@aurorafox1283]

I wish someone could do this as a full song xD

[@KinderJoys]

THIS IS THE BEST SPEEDRUN (or sort of that) I EVER SEEN(and listen)!!!

[@1594matt]

That was epic. 🤣 You should definitely do an Annihilator speed run.

[@tomw70699]

Yessss

[@gopetobg1770]

One of the best songs you made! Can we get a full version of this song?

[@huggniceman4975]

Considering the UK, during WW1, pronounced the Belgian town of Ypres “wipers”, I think everyone just sort of expects their language to get butchered at this point.

[@SuperCisMan]

Best thing I've seen on KZbin in quite a while. New subscriber 🤘

[@КонстантинКозлов-ж6щ]

As a person who got introduced into metal through Rammstein, this is definitely it :D

[@DjaAkh]

As a German native speaker I am sooo confused by this. It sounds like a middle-eastern singer badly translating stuff into German while the chorus somehow triggers my Reichskristallnacht-alarm. Well done, mate!

[@jagannathaniyengar4369]

It seems Bradley borrowed the neighbour's kid's shirt after he used all of his for the Slipknot video… Looks like a crop top LOL…

[@Sadjina]

(German speaking) Austrian here: It. Was. Awesome. Love you man, keep 'em coming!

[@Ghost-co1xo]

Good job, but can you try Ghost? CAN YOU?

[@sicjes1]

100%

[@Vemoxes]

It's actually better than any Rammstein song