Chronically Online: The Album

[@MednaTheFox]

"Are you ready for songwriting lessons, class?" Paul McCartney shivers. Kendrick Lamar's hair stands up. Kurt Cobain begins shaking. Thom Yorke gulps. "Yes, Dream", they say in unison.

[@cdvideodump]

This meme would work better with AJR or FIR. At least those are laughably bad...

[@Kingreed69420]

I love it when Thom Yorke gulps 😉

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

Thom Yorke gulps down a lemon.

[@kavlara]

@@cdvideodump😬

[@cdvideodump]

@@kavlara Dream is worse than either because he's *B* *O* *R* *I* *N* *G* ... I'd rather take cringe over boredom any day of the week

[@ash2ash]

I am genuinely convinced this is the kind of album you can only make if you dont enjoy listening to music.

[@Marin_Karin]

Still sounds more enjoyable than any GnR and Bon Jovi album

[@ash2ash]

​@@Marin_Karinnah even with like an earlier GnR album you can tell they're having fun + have an artistic intent other than going in the path of least resistance creatively. this sounds like music by somebody who's only musical experience is passively listening to mid 2010s radio stations.

[@Marin_Karin]

​@@ash2ashI think Dream's problem is that he didn't listened to enough Byork

[@DoMorrMusic]

I consider my music taste to be weird (I usually like songs considered bad) but even I don’t like this EP.

[@obzzidian94]

@@Marin_Karin bayork**

[@yagnn]

its so soulless that even yung gravy whos entire schtick is goofing around on top of beats doesn't sound like hes having fun

[@mr.bluesky4130]

How do you mean

[@NOISECOREMafiaTV]

Tbh Gravy’s verse is the closest thing to fun on this whole project

[@deliriouspenis]

what did he tell you that to?

[@spartanv4335]

making it sound like yung gravy isn’t having fun is an insane achievement ngl

[@molliemicrobe]

Yeah this was the first time hearing gravy has ever made me sad

[@zackzallie8735]

"Dream really influenced the way I write music. He's the inspiration to all four of us in The Beatles." - John Lennon

[@dwellerintheden7973]

"Big Baller B was our inspiration for naming ourselves the Beach Boys" -Brian Wilson

[@obzzidian94]

“Dream’s music spoke to me like nothing else ever did. He wrote his songs from the heart.” - Kurt Cobain

[@matteocellucci8090]

More like Lohn Jennon

[@1-2-4-0]

With how garbage the beatles are, that wouldn't be surprising

[@zackzallie8735]

@@1-2-4-0 Dream could've write Revolution 9, but The Beatles couldn't write Mask.

[@sayakamaizono2050]

Radiohead credited Dream's "Paranoid" for inspiring the name for "Paranoid Android" What an inspiration!

[@treyebillups8602]

Black Sabbath took inspiration from Dream to create their 1970 hit single "Paranoid"

[@brassmonke.]

@treyebillups8602 great, I was going to make that joke

[@JohnWoodcatOld]

@@brassmonke. joke?

[@anderry8667]

Kanye also stated in a TMZ interview in 2017 "The song Paranoid on 808s was inspired by Dream, it touched my soul. I heard it at Jay-Z's birthday party and I asked 'Who is that spittin?' Jay-Z replied that 'Oh it is Dream'"

[@ellasarax]

he clearly has NO interest in music but treats it like a view challenge. he stated in an interview/youtube video(i can’t remember the one which ik kinda discredits me) that there’s a “formula” to a successful song, as there’s a “formula” to a viral youtube video. it’s box ticking there’s no passion or creativity. a literal money grab.

[@nacout]

exactly my thoughts! and wow, that quote is incredibly frustrating if it's true, but i'd totally believe he'd say that as each song on the album feels just so "fake". very bland and fluffed up to make it seem like a lengthy piece of art for the purpose of trying to get on a radio station.

[@Goallpeashooters]

If that quote is true, then YIKES!!

[@a_bear]

​@@nacout I don't remember the exact words but he said in an interview that he isn't very musical but he thinks making songs is a way for him to tell the stories he wanted to. He used to write books when he was a teenager. He wrote the songs but didn't compose them afaik so it is not suprising that they come off as "corporate".

[@Brandon82967]

Tobuscus already figured that out years ago with his viral song "Viral Song"

[@iktekamasya]

I straight up think dream has never had an idea that wasn’t a cash grab in some way. He’s the definition of a KZbinr.

[@guidomista9565]

The whole album is basically "AND THE CROWD GOES MILD"

[@gooseosessooe]

AND THE CROWD GOES HOME

[@salemmarz3809]

AND THE CROWD LEAVES 🔥

[@svnnyday]

AND THE CROWD GOES TO GROUP THERAPY! 🔥🔥💯💯

[@OrgaNik_Music]

Being generic and bland is the absolutely worst thing you can be as a musician. At least being unlistenably terrible is *something*. This is just... nothing.

[@whyamihere-be7hg]

AND THE WHOLE CROWD IS EXPOSED TO A COGNITOHAZARD 💯💯🔥🔥

[@skeeter5076]

EP is 17 minutes because he doesn't do anything over 18

[@Pokepoketpoke]

💀💀💀💀

[@marialem.c.3946]

LMAOOOO

[@h0ojn-c1j]

this comment is actually fucking legendary

[@jjjjjjjj852]

no way man no way💀

[@HxloDreamer]

oh my gosh

[@i.j.dragonfly3123]

Hot take, but I genuinely prefer Mask over almost everything on this album, despite Mask being his objectively worst song by a long shot. At the very least it was entertaining to hear Dream trying to sing with emotion, instead of sounding like an AI generated 2010s radio playlist. It also spawned the sus remix, which was straight fire.

[@Ifellinsideasewer]

Honestly agree mask was awful but it’s better the whatever the hell this album is

[@kendollguy97]

The sus version had more soul than the actual song too lmao

[@Frostyblustar]

Not me actually agreeing, its sad

[@michellechair]

literally someone could tell me that this entire dogshit excuse of an ep was completely ai generated and i would believe them without hesitation

[@m00nrac00n]

Mask is iconicly bad, this is just full on turdtown, when you can hear somewhat talented people worked on this to stretch this entirely ungifted person's lack of talent to 18 minutes. Something was trying to be produced here to make profit, using trends and established sounds, progressions and themes...and that is even scarier to me...one might say dark-sided even.

[@Wild_O]

Speaking of Dream, I had one a couple nights ago where brad retired from music orientated content and started doing towel reviews on this channel instead. Just thought I'd let the 3 people that see this know.

[@Pokepoketpoke]

Huh?

[@conifer27]

As one of those 3 people, I'll be waiting for Brad Taste in Towels to appear

[@Lemminboy7]

Yuh

[@loafofbeans8291]

if the music reviews don’t work out he’s got a plan B now

[@Wild_O]

@@loafofbeans8291 If things go tits up for his channel, I expect royalties from brad as well if he ever uses this master backup plan I dreamed up

[@Remedy462]

Dream makes the kind of music a corporate dentist office would play to try to be as inoffensive as possible.

[@pomagranate_jam]

Also reminds me of the cheesy pop music I’d always hear on the radio during car rides as a little kid

[@deadmeme7030]

My dentist office is weird. The one I go to uses a Spotify playlist so it ends up playing stuff like Gangster’s Paradise and Hotel California.

[@yumanorfolk3103]

​@@deadmeme7030 That's not too crazy, my office has a mix where "Taylor Swift - Shake It" is in the same playlist as "Kino - Patchka Sigaret".

[@toopienator]

"And I hit yo' bitch with the Microsoft" still a better line than anything Dream's ever wrote down

[@nubertuberluber]

Men would rather produce a bad album than go to therapy.

[@jasonwalker4003]

TRUTH

[@tdawg654]

LMAO

[@Usainball]

what if my therapist is my producer?

[@eggi4443]

real 😭😭

[@nappeywappey]

me fr

[@sachitechless]

The biggest issue here is that it feels like Dream had like, 0 experiences with the kinds of love and relationships he's singing about. It makes the entire thing feel absolutely fake.

[@gabrielarthur9267]

its dream. I'd be surprised if he had any kind of experience with love and relationships lmaoo

[@gooseosessooe]

​@@gabrielarthur9267 The closest thing he had to a relationship was texting 14 yr old girls And I wish I was making that up

[@OrgaNik_Music]

It's just hollow all the way through. The words mean nothing and the music is just going through the motions. It can't even be called bad, because it's just... nothing.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Dream's rhyming dictionary must be falling apart with how he abused basic rhymes

[@brandongore711]

"sold lines to abusers, now imma abuse y'all with lines" - Dream

[@deadchannel-ch5xp]

HAHAHA@@brandongore711

[@yo-man928]

@@brandongore711 benny the butcher line lmao

[@sure5783]

@@brandongore711dreamy the butcher

[@clabu8403]

nah this is actually kinda good though dream wouldnt write this@@brandongore711

[@jeremyusreevu237]

I love how Brad just has a neverending rivalry with Birthday Party by AJR.

[@dwellerintheden7973]

It's his party, he can cry if he wants to.

[@DoMorrMusic]

as someone who likes AJR, that is my second least favorite AJR song.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

​​@DoMorrMusic Yeah that one is definitely not one of their best. I just think the passionate, undying hatred he has for that song is hilarious.

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@jeremyusreevu237 (seriously I think everyone would clown on my music taste but even I can’t stand this)

[@jeremyusreevu237]

​@@DoMorrMusicWelcome to the club.

[@luknepo]

"now hes playing hoes, and i started playing minecraft" is one of the lyrics of all time

[@drywall_3000]

it truly is a group of words that are sung in a not really rhythmic manner.

[@SnowyyPiranha]

if it was called To Pimp A Dream it would be a 10/10

[@Marin_Karin]

If it was called In Dreams it would be a 10/10

[@MarvinB5CO]

If it was called To Pimp A Cock it would be a 10/10

[@hollowsid9623]

If it was called Kids See Dream it would be 10/10

[@obzzidian94]

@@hollowsid9623 Oh kids DO see Dream alright…

[@theedgera2877]

wrong comment section

[@superbad8008]

He has a sort of “sad little guy” voice that I’m willing to bet some teenagers will actually go crazy for. Like he’s (intentionally or not) coming across as shy.

[@dreamon8274]

exactly i like that

[@Aaron0000014]

Ya but he goofy lookin so it doesnt work lmao

[@thechumbucket8986]

​@@dreamon8274fuckin gross

[@achewy7700]

which is so weird bc he tries to be hot and thirst trap on his snapchat to minors but also enjoys cultivating an audience on him being puppy coded 😭

[@mr.sandman7587]

@@achewy7700 puppy coded is so out of line but so correct of you to say. it's literally exactly that.

[@ackee39]

despite him being 24 this is the most 15 year olds first album type beaty ive heard

[@dorothyallspice1862]

Ask any of the teenage girls he had steamy chats with. They’ll wholeheartedly agree.

[@dorothyallspice1862]

Ask any of the teenage girls he had steamy chats with. They’ll wholeheartedly agree.

[@bangchanIover]

as a 15 year old I think I could do better

[@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.]

​@@bangchanIoverBro fr

[@Gastemaz]

Naaaa you're insulting 15 years old

[@mjjjermaine]

This somehow uses modern pop production trends, and still manages to sound like a blend of every radio hit in 2013

[@ijustlikebees]

2013 had better songs than this

[@m00nrac00n]

How the 2012 "Clap, Stomp HEY!" style made it into this Album is truly baffeling.

[@AFellowCyberman]

​@@ijustlikebeesNot hard to do.

[@enunez3674]

The album cover text has the same energy as that tweet about Pop Smoke and Juice Wrld playing basketball in heaven.

[@gyrus1902]

'Yes dream" they say in unison

[@prince_of_cats]

"Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man"

[@FrostyMantleM]

DIOR DIOR JACKET

[@Geriato]

@@FrostyMantleM nah bro, all girls are the same!

[@frankusrudan]

Room for one more?

[@edfed3797]

When dream said “I was gonna kill a couple rappers but they did it to themselves, everybody’s suicidal they don’t even need my help.” I was genuinely shocked.

[@billross9132]

Dreams highly acclaimed album: good kids, MAAD horny.

[@freal]

When you try to make a "Kendrick Lamar lyric" joke but you end up quoting Kendrick quoting Jay-Z.

[@edfed3797]

@@freal good point, but it’s definitely funnier to meat ride Kendrick then Jay-z. I got 99 problems and not having bitches is definitely one.

[@retorikhal]

​@@edfed3797dream got 99 victims 😭😭

[@Quesoquantum]

​@@billross9132to pimp a child

[@StarBoyBooya526]

Dream is one of the most influential artists of all time. I still remember the days when my late grandma played his music on the old record player. Truly up there with Tom MacDonald and Oliver Anthony as the greatest musicians of all time

[@lofer9138]

don’t forget the goat corey feldman 💯

[@Marin_Karin]

What's B Dizzle's take on this?

[@Scarlettttaaaa]

Cant believe you wouldn't list LMFAO and Sir Ronald Raderkey

[@averagetexan191]

Oliver Anthony is a good musician, just because he is not a liberal does not mean you have to lump him in with the likes of tom mcdonald

[@idwer21]

amen daddy

[@GamerGato10]

I knew brad would love this new EP because of the similarities of tpab. Thank you brad for the support of the EP. To Sleep A Dream💀

[@Ih8simon]

To pimp a butterfly if it was good:

[@delusionalx2605]

TSAD > TPAB

[@spiralnebulae]

i saw on twitter the dream stans saying “omg he opened up to us that he was in love he trusts us so much :’) “ like jesus touch some grass

[@peachfang]

ok im having a hard time explaining how i feel about this exactly but i feel like when he writes about love and relationships, its not him earnestly expressing his own feelings but rather what he thinks his fans feel about him. all that "omgg i stan u im screaming in the front row" reeks of concertbait and his acknowledgement of parasocial relationships. so his stans being like "wooow hes opening up to uss" like no it all feels super disingenuous and like he wrote about how he thinks YOU feel

[@spiralnebulae]

@@peachfang i didnt even think about that but youre so right. every little move he does always feels like he's feeding into the parasocial relationship which is creepy as hell

[@ae1103]

I don't believe people like this exist. I'm so convinced they're trolling. And that's saying something because I WAS A DREAM SMP FAN 😭😭🙏

[@Christanhafford]

Brad had a DREAM

[@sleep6837]

He was in a world much like his own...but something was off....everything was pixelated...and he had a health bar ...it's almost as if ....h i s l i f e i s l i k e a v i d e o g a m e

[@profanepropane]

BRADLEY HAD A DREEAAAAM

[@eldoubleuu]

All his life he wanted money and power respect his mind or listen to this album

[@jorami4838]

​@@sleep6837t r y i n g h a r d t o b e a t t h e s t a g e

[@whereami2700]

Glad to see offline recordings a bit more again. While the stream uploads are really fun and hilarious at times with the back and forth with chat and genuine interesting conversations, chat can be the most annoying thing ever

[@chchvfhkhk]

Preach!

[@lulw1935]

yeah especially when you cant imagine someone having a different opinion from you

[@rahilwiggs4877]

I feel like dream’s audience is so young generally, that this is the only kind of thing their parents will allow them to listen to

[@oncreativemode5486]

if that's the case, it makes the lyric "you're a superstar in my bed" 10x worse

[@steezydan8543]

It's an adult male who hasn't fully accepted that he's not twelve years old anymore. This album's lyrics are about how little understanding of the real world he has, and how he would rather stay forever coddled than open his eyes to see the truth. He makes his music for children, because children are the only people he understands and relates with.

[@Frosty_MC]

lol what? making a song about Technoblade is considered being 12 years old?@@steezydan8543

[@Remedy462]

That's child abuse and they should be locked up for it.

[@Remedy462]

​@@steezydan8543That is the most truthful and devastating burn I have read in a very, very long time.

[@jmckenzie962]

I cannot believe that Minecraft KZbinr "Dream" made his own version of 7 Years by Lukas Graham. We are truly living in the worst timeline.

[@jorami4838]

*LUKAS GRAHAM* 🗣️🗣️📣(audience cheering)

[@liamneedsauniquehandle]

ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@doubleaabattery7562]

At least that song has some actual passion and relates to the artist on a personal level.

[@xashluvrr]

@@liamneedsauniquehandle MY MAMA TOLD ME GO MAKE SOME FRIENDS OR YOU'LL BE LONELY🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@billbill6094]

​@@doubleaabattery7562 About as much passion as a Eunuch in a brothel.

[@amethyst4578]

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@largeman1624]

“Hey there Delilah, we’re living life like renegades, cause good girls like baaad guys and ten thousand fireflies. Hey there little lion man, I play the worlds smallest violin. I was cleopatra, burning herb and liquor, so put your hand in mine, what’s it like in New York City" When you hear a creator making this regurgitated pop garbage, it really gives you a deeper appreciation for artist like Quadeca who cultivate truly unique and interesting projects.

[@brightestblue19971]

It really does sound like every single late 2000's/early 2010's indie pop song.

[@Obi-hl1ym]

Had us in the first half there my friend till you mentioned quadeca

[@ruthie4197]

Damn I like some of those songs (well mostly Fireflies), am i cringe 😢

[@_SP64_]

@@ruthie4197 to be fair X Ambassadors and Plain White Ts are actual good bands who make some amazing songs

[@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.]

​@@ruthie4197Even worse, a dream fan

[@JD-wg5oq]

I'm 200-Year-Old Black Man from Florida and This Album Really Speaks for Me.

[@thezackast2752]

No way, I am a 436-Year-Old salamander from Antarctica and it also speaks to me! Such a widely appreciated message!

[@hpx374]

i desperately want to know what kind of music he listens to after hearing him make this album. like what inspired him to do these things

[@Lucaninae]

dollar bills

[@KanekoIA]

Grocery store music, at least it beats the needs to touch grass allegations for him

[@Hikari-666]

Literally any mainstream pop

[@Remedy462]

He listens to music you would hear in a waiting room for a corporate dentist.

[@jocelynburrell7647]

@@KanekoIA LMFAOO

[@smellsfishyhere]

"you only experience this type of love and happiness *once*" is kinda a messed up phrase. like what if i already experienced that moment?? ill never feel that again?? wild. bro that made me sad 😭

[@speedsongs4904]

i think it’s supposed to be like “you only have one life enjoy it” but the way it’s phrased is ??

[@Frosty_MC]

Nahhh ur 10 yrs old

[@brightblackhole2442]

@@Frosty_MC thanks for your opinion, "Frosty_MC" who doesn't make minecraft content

[@Frosty_MC]

@@brightblackhole2442 its so obvious hes trying to saying you have one life so enjoy it

[@certifiedcoomclassic]

​@@Frosty_MCno No, not really

[@aratamyat6714]

I remember you was conflicted Misusing your influence Sometimes I did the same Abusing my power, full of resentment Resentment that turned into a deep depression Found myself screaming in the hotel room I didn’t wanna self destruct The evils of Lucy was all around me So I went running for answers Until I came home But that didn’t stop survivor’s guilt Going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes I earned Or maybe how A-1 my foundation was But while my loved ones was fighting the continuous war back in the city, I was entering a new one A war that was based on apartheid and discrimination Made me wanna go back to the city and tell the homies what I learned The word was respect Just because you wore a different gang color than mine’s Doesn’t mean I can’t respect you as a black man Forgetting all the pain and hurt we caused each other in these streets If I respect you, we unify and stop the enemy from killing us But I don’t know, I’m no mortal man, maybe its just a dream

[@markercrayon457]

What deep lyrics from dream 🤩

[@RadishShifu]

Brad taste in music fans trying their hardest not to ride kendrick's wiIIy until it gets silly

[@Bayonetta-U1QTJ]

Kendrick Copy Pasta Mom's Spaghetti

[@morreddie717]

I was thinking about him, thinking bout dream, thinking bout us, where we gonna meet, then i realize, that im only 13

[@fourstarshit]

just a DREAM

[@nickm2046]

After listening to this album, I found myself screaming in the hotel room. I didn't want to self destruct. The evils of Lucy was all around me. 3/10 album 10/10 reaction

[@Pokepoketpoke]

3 is generous

[@Remedy462]

I'd pimp dream as my butterfly.

[@zigzag9197]

so I went running.

[@billross9132]

​@@zigzag9197until I found my safe haven

[@Joshuwatttt-zb7di]

AHHHHHH

[@BuglordSupreme]

Dream sounds like if Owl City was an ipad kid

[@PopCrusher]

dream doesn’t even hold a candle to owl city. adam young is such a talented songwriter, it’s crazy how many people sleep on him and his music.

[@twod0ves]

i like to think ronnie radke scrubs through brad videos just for the moments when he uses the "LOST MY WAY AGAAAAAIN" sound effect

[@brandongore711]

Ronnie Radke is Brad's #1 fan, he's never missed an upload

[@Quesoquantum]

He's a regular Big Baller B listener

[@MisNumber]

I was more interested in Brad talking about his seafood bag than anything Dream has ever created.

[@deseuryderia]

i can’t believe i stockholm syndrome’d myself into liking dream’s music in 2020. (i was a dsmp-er. unfortunately.)

[@LukeTansiongco]

Was also a bit of a dsmp-er but I didn't like nor care about his music fortunately

[@stayville-connections]

as an ex-dsmp person (i still watch some of the creators at times, ranboo and stuff) the only dream music i ever even slightly enjoyed was the sus version of mask.

[@sarahds1617]

Same unfortunately 😦

[@greytowelblackbag]

As an ex DSMP-er Road-trip was his only decent song (even that was mediocre at best)

[@deseuryderia]

@@greytowelblackbag i was more of a “change my clothes” girl, it’s mid asf and forgettable, but that’s what you’re getting when you listen to dream lol

[@thevoidstaresback4464]

Maybe he'd make better music if he texted underaged girls less

[@ghosted_marshmallow_]

LMAOOOOO😭

[@Remedy462]

I think those underaged girls will have a better life if dream stopped texting them.

[@ghosted_marshmallow_]

@@Remedy462 yea literally

[@ghosted_marshmallow_]

@@basedcommentor uhhh not too sure I’m leaning more towards probably considering he is in gcs with ppl on Twitter who are underage it is possible Like grooming doesn’t necessarily have to be sexual

[@looselytelling]

Following in Drake's steps, gotta respect it

[@bugfriendz]

cannot wait for the entire album to have a reprised 'sus version' because it will probably be more entertaining

[@drrracche]

the breaks in the first song are driving me crazy they’re so discordant,, it’s giving “dnb is popular on the internet now so i’m gonna do as much of it as possible”

[@porazk]

oh theyre actually there i thought brad edited them in😭

[@kiricappuchin]

Dream writing songs with sexual lyrics when he is just so, so **unsexy** will never not be funny to me. Also, I, too, am watching this in bed with a headache and dizziness… every song feels like it’s on -1.75x speed…🤒🤒

[@Coristic121]

It's like a turtle making music about being fast

[@giantpinkcat]

I had to go back to this comment after checking the video multiple times because Dream's music is so generic that I couldn't even tell which one was the "sexy" one.

[@horsedotmp2346]

This is honest to God one of the worst projects I ever heard from a prominent online creator because not only is it bad, it's so boring and generic in both instrumentation and overall substance that I get literally nothing from listening to it. Love the reaction Brad, keep it up

[@DoMorrMusic]

ChatGPT: The Album

[@theghost00]

⁠@@DoMorrMusic ChatGPT: I’m offended by this statement

[@EoinEoin45]

i don’t think it can be “bad” along with boring and generic. Bad music stands out at least

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@EoinEoin45 it’s bland

[@whoopzdayz44]

​@@EoinEoin45this is so fucking boring that it is worse than bad music.

[@AwfulWeather5684]

It’s not *bad* music by any means. But it’s just soooo cookie cutter, and boring, and everyone’s already heard it a million times before. Edit: never mind I hadn’t heard all the songs before I posted this. Yeah it’s pretty bad

[@thiagoaguiar5778]

LMAO character development

[@criticalunicorn3188]

the edit is wild 💀💀

[@Tecno-Dark]

LMAO

[@Quesoquantum]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@CarbonatedMilkandEstrogen]

Brad never fails to fill us with hot steamy content

[@Fodosdoso]

REAL, chuckmcgill1278

[@cerealissoup84]

It's my second favorite thing he fills us with

[@germanfedyunin4803]

chuck, get back to bed

[@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk]

thank you charles mc gill

[@manboy4720]

you think this is bad? this chicanery!? he's done worse! he made a song about his mask, and that's what the point of the mask is! you have to stop him!

[@weholdparties]

If the goal was the make music using KZbin’s royalty free library for Day in My Life vlogs then they absolutely nailed it.

[@hamborglol]

Listening to Dream's music worked wonders for my imposter syndrome bc WOW even I'm not that bad!!

[@the.crow.apollo]

honestly real 😭 my music sucks but at least im not dream

[@jillionjangles4177]

When I don’t feel very creative and stuff I just listen to dreams songs and I realize I’m very lucky to be gifted with talent

[@Cixon14]

On a different note, I really like your offline reviews. You’re a clear communicator and you know what you want to say. Also your editing style complements your thoughts pretty well. I liked the video lol

[@littled5986]

Dream really should have taken the normal pills 😭😭😭

[@gooseosessooe]

He took too much that's why it sounds so bland Maybe he would have been better off not taking them at all After all mask at LEAST had emotion

[@SailorEddy]

Why do I get the feeling that the song Paranoid is a diss track towards Quackity. Like didn’t Dream have a one-sided beef with him that he stole his idea for a Minecraft server or something, and wrote a whole ass novel about it.

[@smolderiing7166]

Seems like it LMAO😭

[@Frosty_MC]

if you actually think that, you should touch grass

[@LunaTheMoonBean]

Oh god that makes so much sense 😭

[@Quesoquantum]

That makes so much sense, he thinks he invented having a group of content creators in a minecraft server as if Earth SMP didn't exist, as if none of the DSMP members were in it (which there were, Slimecicle, Schlatt)

[@TheWoodlandBeast]

someone said its only 17 minutes because dream cant do anything over 18 and i cant stop thinking about htat

[@gooseosessooe]

💀💀💀

[@murtaghk8408]

i am so chronically online i thought the first note of the sound at 0:10 was the among us sus sound

[@dropatear5379]

@@murtaghk8408 i mean it’s the same note lol

[@ologames1185]

"Groom groom groom groom, I want you in my room, but only if you're sixteen, can't have you if you're eighteen" goes hard tho

[@fyreexe4121]

'The Truth' - Dream. give it a watch, rather than spread misinformation

[@blitzn00dle50]

how it feels to spread misinformation on the internet

[@gingeralebean5375]

Owl City walked so Dream could run

[@FallbackTomb]

and trip

[@gingeralebean5375]

@@FallbackTomb ya fr both of them tripped

[@TeeHeeTwinkleToes]

Unlike Mask, Fireflies was tolerable at one point

[@danaa-]

Owl City ran so dream could swerve off a cliff

[@moka1251]

how did he have more charisma in that audio of him whimpering

[@YouTubeHandlesSuck420]

Dream is 24 by the way. I dunno why everything he does comes off as if he was a teenager

[@DoMorrMusic]

tbh I’ve seen teenagers write better stuff (im teenagers)

[@starchaser777]

he's one of those who is still stuck in this time of life lol

[@cw9475]

There's that theory, that the age someone becomes "famous" is the age they mentally stay for the rest of their lives. Idk much abt Dream, but I'd guess he first became "famous" (at least in internet terms) when he was a teen, right?

[@IceJJFishArchive]

the fact that he did the letter in the cover art does the "song names in a paragraph" thing confirms that he's stuck in the "im 14 and this is deep" phase 😂 that's the shid young people did back in 2009

[@ghostdagreat]

​@@cw9475I think he was around 20-21 when he really hit it off, which is still surprising considering how he acts but you can kind of tell he didn't expect he'd need to mature and grow up so fast.

[@victinitron2000]

i found these songs kind of bland already, but the line "you're the only one i stan" made me physically roll my eyes

[@Quesoquantum]

Remember when that was a bad thing

[@thechumbucket8986]

dream is the only guy who can make writing a song about your dead friend seem like a bad thing

[@Quesoquantum]

Ronnie Radke? Oh wait that was his brother

[@WilliamMaranciMashups]

i'm a big fan of dream pop

[@AliRoRo_]

Honestly I really like this new pre recorded style, all the edits add way more funny moments into the mix.

[@beveleddemon]

What's super cool about Caroline Polachek's voice is that she is classically trained, yet she still offers unique pop ability.

[@ihtevwls]

I got banned from suggesting genres on AOTY because I voted for "Harsh Noise" to be a genre for this.

[@Kalitayy]

AOTY bans you for everything dude. It's 1984 out there

[@aro_spectre]

as someone who listens to harsh noise unironically, i can't bear this fucking album

[@ihtevwls]

@aro_spectre nobody can bear this album lol

[@ZachIGuess69]

MARTIN HAD A DREAM MARTIN HAD A DREAM DREAM HAD A DREAM All my life I want money and power Cheated in Minecraft and people got mad I pray my discord get big as the Effie’s Tower So I can talk to little kids for 72 hours

[@fzxfzxfzx]

oh my god

[@ijudgemusicisometimes]

Actually the best comment yet

[@gooseosessooe]

Still better than anything dream produced

[@66inny]

"Dream inspired us to start a band, we named one of our songs 'Paranoid' to honour him." - Black Sabbath

[@psych4003]

Brad, just because you don't understand Dream's immense genius doesn't mean he doesn't have it. You see, Dream is very similar to Jesus H. Christ in many ways. For one, his minecraft manhunt videos singlehandedly solved the poverty crisis. He also created all art and music with his masterpiece song Roadtrip. Even his face reveal changed the way we humans judge things, specifically cringe. All I'm saying, is that Dream will be the one judging over us to decide if we go into the pearly gates of Heaven or the dark abyss of Hell. He will judge us on whether we are the 69% of viewers that are not subscribed to his KZbin channel, as well as if we wanted him or Technoblade (RIP) to win that one minecraft fight. This is all I wanted to say Brad, goodnight, and may Dream be with you. (Also listening to Candy Gun by Melt Banana is HELLA based).

[@harper8842]

I just recently started listening to melt banana’s other stuff like a couple weeks ago and it absolutely slaps. i think i need to listen to cell scape again to cleanse my braincells after hearing dream

[@rhubarbdude3347]

Melt banana's Tintarella di luna cover is literally the best thing ever

[@sporkzzz]

Dream's "songs" sound like copyright free music kids would make Roblox music videos to

[@TeeHeeTwinkleToes]

Don't give them any ideas

[@Quesoquantum]

As a roblox player, if this was playing I'd delete my account

[@mezzanine9275]

This hospital's got lots of crying kids A minute ago, I did not exist It's nice to finally meet my relatives I bet it's always gonna stay this fun I bet it's easy staying 'way from drugs I bet our parents always stay in love Always stay in love Me, my, oh, what a life So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time (wow) Me, my, oh, what a life So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time So thank you For coming to my birthday party I am one minute old today And everything is going great (oh) Thank you For coming to my birthday party I am one minute old today And my minute's been going great And I hope it stays that way I bet this Instagram's a load of fun It's best to show the best of everyone I bet it never bites us in the bum I bet my ignorance is always bliss Except ignoring pigment in our skin I bet my country's nice to immigrants And that's just how it is Me, my, oh, what a life So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time (wow) Me, my, oh, what a life So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time So thank you For coming to my birthday party I am one minute old today And everything is going great (oh) Thank you (thank you) For coming to my birthday party I am one minute old today And my minute's been going great And I hope it stays that way Heaven, everything is fine In heaven, everything is fine You got your good things I've got mine Thank you (thank you) For coming to my birthday party I am one minute old today (one minute old today) And everything is going great (I've got mine) (oh) Thank you (thank you) For coming to my birthday party I am one minute old today (one minute old today) And my minute's been going great (And I hope it stays that way) This hospital's got lots of crying kids A minute ago, I did not exist It's nice to finally meet my relatives I bet I'll never outgrow all my friends I bet I'll see a female president Yeah, I can tell this life will be a cinch And that's just how it is

[@DoMorrMusic]

At least it doesn’t sound like ChatGPT

[@notmilanxd]

Now this is a good song

[@Marin_Karin]

How does this album affect Lebron's legacy?

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Legacy points added

[@mangleofficial8040]

It killed him

[@cheapglass1432]

Inspirational and deep EP with cover art that invokes a subtle melancholy yet happiness towards life. feat. Yung Gravy

[@zeefje]

Brad singing Renegades by X Ambassadors for 5 seconds made me sob uncontrollably. Thank you Brad, for this once-in-a-lifetime performance

[@ninevehgrey]

Is that a gooball in your pfp?

[@vedadb1937]

this album is the epitome of music for kids. its completely nondescript and safe, and i cannot for a second imagine that dream went into his music career with any passion. the only motivation behind this that i can fathom is money, as if he had an ounce of passion for his craft it would show. either that or hes just that disconnected from music as a whole, like if a person that doesnt like music made an album

[@Tocinos]

even yung gravy 💀

[@picax8398]

the shrek bit was amazing brad

[@xnopytt]

Did I just listen to the same song 7 times in a row

[@TheJudge1933]

You don't understand, Dream IS deep! Deep in a child's DM'S

[@UserL306]

dream is amazing, my brother was dying and I played this ep and we woke up to turn it up, thank you dream you saved my brothers life. Edit: he’s suicidal

[@Remedy462]

He came back just to kill himself one more time with Dream's music.

[@UserL306]

@@Remedy462 yes

[@auhsejj]

To Pimp a Butterfly for people who really want to sleep 🔥🔥🔥

[@Twister-Tales]

To pimp a butterfly for those who have 5th grade math in the morning

[@davidhowell5585]

Love your videos man! Hope you get feeling better

[@Glorb_And_his_magic_band]

🤑🤑🤑

[@gleetR]

“and I started playing Minecraft” is just fucking amazing. i can’t tell if that raised or lowered the bar for me on Yung Gravy. chefs kiss.

[@darthclanker6856]

cannot believe dream wrote one of the most influential songs in metal history, paranoid!

[@pixelthekitten]

get well soon brad, i appreciate the way you’re handling everything and hope those clowns leave the community soon so you don’t have to worry about it constantly💜

[@cautrytxt]

beethoven , Dream, beatles and radiohead are my favorite bands!

[@spleens7831]

What's your favorite song of Dream's album?

[@cautrytxt]

@@spleens7831 definitely Come Together

[@bigshit59gaming55]

how will this album affect the trout population?

[@dimathegoose]

significantly, one can assume

[@pickleman_has_urges]

Drastically

[@chronosand563]

The thing is, Dream's music would not be popular at all if he wasn't big on KZbin

[@reflaugh3546]

dream wouldn't even be making music if he wasn't big on youtube.

[@shadowsightcore7917]

his music career is flopping tho

[@Quesoquantum]

Oh absolutely

[@glowkirby]

this is the whitest album ever

[@GambinoTheGoat]

this album is 17 mins cause dream doesn't get freaky with anything over 18

[@Taco_muncher]

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[@azuve]

bro this comment deserves more

[@xivering]

NAHHHH LMAO

[@sarahchurnetski1280]

Find a white boy off the street and have him read a middle schooler’s NF-inspired lyrical poem over royalty free music. I guarantee it will be identical to whatever this is

[@norso]

😂

[@jamiwami7280]

Glad you’re being so considerate by recording offline so we don’t get sick ❤

[@judithforever9494]

It’s good to see that underneath the dark persona he’s not a brad guy after all

[@FromThe36thChamber]

How much you wanna bet “be yourself until you end up dead” is gonna end up scribbled on some psycho dream fans manifesto before he kills his family

[@Quesoquantum]

BRUH THIS IS GONNA BE SOMEONES SU!C!DE NOTE

[@incelsmad]

5:59 OMG I wasn't looking at the screen and I thought this was the real song 💀💀

[@possummindmurder7532]

I actually listened to this EP on the day it released and I felt nothing. The short portion where Brad was playing random funny sounds over Spotlight was more entertaining and made me feel more than the twenty minutes of Dream I sat through.

[@fruitcakeandcookiess]

roblox obby music

[@lauens]

fr fr

[@NannatheNanna]

Whole thing genuinely sounds like commercial music to me

[@wowzercowzeram406]

I honestly really enjoyed the different vibe of the offline stuff. You should try this more often :)

[@pickleman_has_urges]

:3

[@Goallpeashooters]

I think writing music as a form of therapy is completely fine. One my all time favorite albums, The Hurting my Tears For Fears was made as a way to help the two leads get over their painful past. Only if Dream had any musical skill.....

[@0_Cardboard_0]

The Dream stans haven’t infiltrated yet. Dream and his stans are so simple (derogatory)

[@brightestblue19971]

I don't even think the Dream stans can defend this.

[@TheCanorVoidwalker]

Ok weirdly I'm not a dream fan I've never watched his KZbin vids but I love the music bro. Also for reference my favorite artists are owl city and twenty one pilots

[@funkunko]

@@TheCanorVoidwalkeryou have gotta be joking

[@calub_wendex1233]

@@TheCanorVoidwalkerman just admitted to enjoying bland soulless garbage

[@TheCanorVoidwalker]

@calub_wendex1233 lol ig it's cause music is subjective but to explain more it may be generic but it feels nostalgic to me like it reminds me of old owl city songs in a way and therefore my childhood, so that's def playing a part in my enjoyment of it

[@ilikespaghetti4458]

I completely forgot Dream dropped an album last year 💀 I was just reminded of it again against my will by this video