How IKEA Took Over the World

[@brianjrichman]

Today's Business Blaze Meme Count... Script Slaps: 1 Script Tabs: 3 Bada-boom-boom-boom-TSHhhhhh: 2 Simon has trouble talking: 5 Mentions Nazis, Fascism, The SS: 7 Anime Cartoons: 2 The "eh-fish-ent" picture: 1 Tries to get Mack Weldon to sponsor him: 1 He's in Trouble for this one: 3 (including the intro snippet). That's Funny Bro (DPRK): 1 AsSensibLe inGeNeer: 1 And finally, Simon admits he knows nothing about Business. Fitting really, considering what he is doing. I need to go and take a nap after all this excitement. Be back for Fridays video.

[@steves_thoughts]

Business Blaze is a shared learning experience...

[@steves_thoughts]

For the Meme chart, Fails to Link Below.

[@AnonEyeMouse]

Spoilers!

[@brianjrichman]

@@steves_thoughts I think that's a given, isn't it?

[@gregorybarilla9004]

If I remember correctly, no smash the dislike button. Missed opportunity.

[@aredjayc2858]

Reasons to watch Business Blaze >Sam's Memes >Simon's Reactions >Danny's Weird Diet ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... >The Actual Content of the Video

[@cockatoo010]

And Sam's editing

[@brainblaze6526]

True.

[@judakimberly6551]

Former IKEA employee here. Can confirm catalog drop every August was f*cking bananas. Part of our training consists of actually building furniture, so I’m ridiculously good at it now.

[@MrDarthtelos]

Thank you everyone: except Simon.

[@brainblaze6526]

Fuck that guy.

[@garyshaffer6591]

Bwaaaahaaahaaaahaaaa

[@iRunnerOAC]

Who is Simon?

[@jnunya5940]

😂😂🤣😂

[@josh_1518]

@@iRunnerOAC oh just that all knowing god who owns over half of KZbin... If he stopped uploading then yt would prob run out of new content in a matter of days

[@andyb1653]

This has quickly become my favourite channel in the Whistlerverse.

[@brainblaze6526]

Excellent :)

[@LordInter]

I think its the off script not giving a fuck that I love the most 😁

[@dottyjyoung]

I think Simon records Business Blaze after making 5 other videos, when all his ADHD meds wear off, he's had at least 2 shots of whiskey, & is completely out of fucks to give. 😂

[@georgecaplin9075]

@@dottyjyoung I do believe you’re right.

[@stensoft]

“We have expanded to Norway and Denmark, where should we go next?” “The most logical step will be Switzerland and Austria.” half a year later “Here are our new stores: Geneva and Sydney.” And that's how Ikea got to Australia :)

[@mikebutler7237]

well lets be nice they both start with A like the screwup with the 2 German cities they both start with K noticing a trend here lmao

[@sleekoduck]

Sidney, Salzburg... they sound the same in Swedish.

[@icecubes_for_the_boiling_frogs]

Bonus fact: when Simon isn't forcing Danny to write these scripts he's forcing him to assemble IKEA furniture. He is of course still in the basement and still in a full bondage suit with the mouth zipped up and locked.

[@ClintUdy]

Marsellus Wallace style

[@janemiettinen5176]

You might be onto something.. I wonder if Whistler Consultation has furniture assembling mentioned in its registration? Hmm..

[@katies7158]

No zebra mask?

[@m.kayewilliams2550]

Not that I agree with the time to assemble, but I love the wit of the comment!

[@Lena_K0711]

No, Sam is the one in the basement in the gimp suit.

[@Corn-y3u]

Simons hell - Being forced to read a script that Danny wrote that is solely made up of Swedish and Norwegian words that he has to try and pronounce.

[@brainblaze6526]

Legit

[@hopsys]

@@brainblaze6526 Vi förlåter dig, Simon Visslare.

[@tufferstv]

He struggles with English town names too lol

[@XFlaviousX]

@@tufferstv IKR? I seem to find myself shouting at my monitor...'WTF are you sure you're English?' every episode.

[@wyrmhand]

@@hopsys LOL

[@QueenOfSh3ba]

Danny getting his own back on Simon - writing a script on IKEA and all their ......... delicious names. 😂

[@marijkecuffe5488]

Finally someone else who doesn't think assembling IKEA furniture is all that difficult.

[@teemuleppa3347]

Ikea is garbage....

[@Furthea2]

@@teemuleppa3347 It's fine, it's just not designed to be disassembled and put back together in a new place or moved around, say if you're the type who likes to rearrange your rooms every few months. You can improve it's survivability by adding extra supports or connections but...

[@kilaueazswe2769]

@@teemuleppa3347 for the price its pretty awesome. U get what u pay for. 90% of my furniture is from IKEA, it’s not meant to be disassembled a lot though.

[@robertmason8297]

Put it together with AV56 glue you'll get 20+ years out of it.

[@FreyasArts]

Ok, new drinking game: take a shot every time Simon gets himself into trouble xD

[@koonzipher4692]

I don’t need alcohol poisoning

[@drewdurant3835]

Bookdragon I am not taking that challenge:P

[@raunnorby5129]

I drink too much to care.

[@TraditionalAnglican]

Bookdragon - My liver will hate me, so, “No thank you.”

[@heclec4420]

Beer rules: Drink when he interrupts the article. Drink when he looks at the camera. Drink when he slaps the paper. When he does a "ba-boom-boom-tsh," finish your drink. When the intro clip arrives in the main video, also finish your drink. .. .... .. .. . ...and nnow yershloshed

[@lisalynn1]

I am so glad I checked out Business Blaze. Simon is quite the character. It's nice to know he isn't just a knowledge robot. Love you guys!!

[@MashMonster69]

Check out his Brainfood show, if you are enjoying this. I don't have any connection to him or his channels, just, if you enjoy the differences between this and , for example, toptenz, you will probably enjoy the banter between him and Danny. Btw, don't judge it by the youtube videos of it, they aren't edited (much). The podcast is much higher quality.

[@kgmsosa8230]

MashMonster69 I know it’s u Simon 😂

[@simonkimberly6956]

Nobody: Danny in the basement: I have nothing to lose but my chains!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Simon: How IKEA took over the world Me: *Meatballs*

[@NonDripHelmet]

I fucking love Swedish meatballs...

[@chrisyellow4452]

Any video: exists Avery the Cuban-America: Hey.

[@richardgould-blueraven]

Damn straight

[@Jop3lius]

@@NonDripHelmet they are turkish meatballs thou

[@raunnorby5129]

I've never been, but I heard they are amazing.

[@connorstokes1595]

Love you Simon and Danny for writing Rotherham into the script again. Glad I pointed out your pronunciation last time otherwise we would have missed this quality big about the place. 😂😂😂 10:38

[@payne3249]

Honestly simon after the shenanigans from the other show i was kinda thinkin this was gonna be a 20 minute video of you just laughing maniacally...lol

[@brainblaze6526]

MWAHAHAHAHHHA

[@JHaven-lg7lj]

There it is

[@7-ten]

Thank you Sam for the editing thank you Danny for the writing and thank you Simon for the reading😁

[@ChrisShipway]

I love how casual these videos are. Feels like watching you descend into madness, which I really appreciate as I also descend into madness by being locked inside for who knows how many weeks!

[@Firegen1]

Can one prank themselves on April 1st? I watched a Biographics video earlier. Having Simon speaking in a more serious tone and not smacking paper? Felt weird all a sudden....

[@d4mdcykey]

Danny: thanks Sam: thanks Simon: F off LOL

[@jamesp.6753]

Idea: How the heck did a company built on making tiny plastic bricks become the king of all toys?? (LEGO)

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

They originally made other toys, mainly wooden ones. They copied the design of someone else's brick (Kiddicraft) and marketed it better. When the other company tried to sue, they settled out of court and LEGO bought them out. As for why they're successful? A child or imaginative adult can build absolutely whatever they want (within reason), making it the ultimate creative toy.

[@MattWeber]

Followed by how did a company built on making tiny plastic bricks also loose in court over the rights to interconnecting tiny plastic bricks.

[@cory7328]

LEGO is the largest tire manufacturer in the world.

[@tpl608]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio so sawdust toys became sawdust furniture. No thanks. I don't buy sawdust

[@cryptic3675]

@@tpl608 Wut?

[@pmsavenger]

As a Swede, I feel I have to point out that I am indeed a Swede in the comment section, because I am pretty sure there is a law stating that I have to every time Ikea is mentioned on the internet. If not they might sneak in at night and steal all the screws from my Billy book cases, and that would be very inconvenient. Also, please never learn how to pronounce things correctly! :D It's even funnier when I know how off it is, too!

[@qekelelemike4608]

True true. I have Kjell as middle name. Just as hopeless as saying Ingvar if you never heard how it was supposed to sound like. We also have a grandson named Mnqobi, which is in Zulu. Try saying that (hint: has a click for the q). :D

[@mikebutler7237]

@@qekelelemike4608 screaming in linguistic panic............ quick run away

[@olivertaylor4779]

Is it like.. Ee key aaah from English speaking people.

[@grahamloakes1709]

Yep your in the baggy trouser gang.

[@sleekoduck]

It was pretty funny when I asked a random Swede how to pronounce Rüm (light) - rumma? rummy? ray-om? and found out that it was pronounced ROOM. Guessing the pronunciation is half the fun.

[@meterios]

As a Swede already just the title forces me to watch and enjoy this~

[@danielalmeida4934]

Of course the newsletter isnt linked below. But this time, I kinda wish it was.

[@Espen.Johannesen]

He could at least Rickroll'd us.

[@savage1267]

@@Espen.Johannesen ikr

[@sarahharrison5622]

I was actually thinking the same thing! Now I havent the slightest idea how to sign up for it

[@stephen3164]

Here’s the link to his new channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@brainblaze6526]

Voila: t.co/jedug2vS4Q?amp=1

[@scarredbby1273]

Simon Whistler uploaded on Business Blaze when I decided to drink for the first time in awhile right after I was thinking to myself, "why have I seen all of Business Blaze should I rewatch kindly give me a new one,". Talk about the stars aligning or rather a sequence of coincidences that make us feel like the universe is looking out for us.

[@indigoleavell1081]

Same

[@brainblaze6526]

Ask and thou shall receive.

[@indigoleavell1081]

@@brainblaze6526 We are eternally grateful for this bounty.

[@tycat7649]

I really appreciate how Sam’s personality is coming through more in these latest videos.

[@Jen-js4tz]

There is no link to the news letter. I’m not surprised.

[@Espen.Johannesen]

Yet another disappointment in my life.

[@tiffinyharrington9307]

He sent the first newsletter the other day!

[@rivertrash9862]

There's a link to practically everything he's involved with... except the newsletter. Haha what a legend.

[@sarahharrison5622]

Riiight

[@mikebutler7237]

this rick roll brought to you by.............

[@eddiehardt]

I have an idea for a video. What happened to the whole curved TV thing and who even thought it would be a good idea to begin with?

[@savage1267]

Ja, WTF?

[@tiffinyharrington9307]

Eddie Hardt oh yeah, I remember that...

[@sarahharrison5622]

I give my vote

[@alexc5798]

i got a curve screen, they are kinda good for pc use

[@FairbrookWingates]

Wow...For a full minute I thought you meant simply how older cathode ray TVs had convex screens set within their frames. Then I finally got what you really were referring to. Now I feel old. XD

[@jannetteberends8730]

Thank you Danny and Sam. Job well done, as always for putting as much as possible difficult to pronounce in the script. An ongoing source for hilarity

[@CaptainChard]

4:08 Danny giggling maniacally to himself as he writes this line, knowing full well that Simon has no chance in hell

[@joheyjonsson2825]

There's a saying where I live in Sweden that if you and your partner can assemble IKEA furniture together without yelling at each other by the end, you'll last forever.

[@brianargo4595]

Absolutely BRILLIANT woman there.

[@iljacepelov3561]

Russian speaking people have a similar concept with trying to glue wallpapers with your partner

[@joheyjonsson2825]

@Dillon Brunschon My husband and I managed to assembel our first proper bedframe without yelling or cursing, but I credit the desire to no longer sleep on a bed propped up on flimsy pegs for our quick progress. Moving the bed to our next apartment proved a bit more stressful, with loads more cursing (if you think assembling IKEA furniture is a bitch, try taking it apart without breaking anything.)

[@mikel802]

I appreciate your editors sense of humor for add ins even more in this episode. Especially that Naruto throwback for the two fingers lol

[@Hummingbrid]

Simon's little dance at the end 😂

[@Sembazuru]

I agree with Simon on the ease of assembly compared to other brands. I've never had a problem assembling Ikea, but often had problems with the competitors, sometimes holes wouldn't even match up. I shouldn't have to drill pilot holes in flat pack... I've found to lengthen the life of Ikea furniture it helps to glue all the joints with normal wood glue in addition to the normal fasteners. They also have really good after sales customer support. I had lost a couple shelf pegs. I went into an Ikea, told them my situation taking personal blame for loosing parts and asked how much it would cost to buy a few replacements. They said no problem and just handed me a small handful of the right pegs and didn't charge me anything.

[@TemeBriel]

The fact that Sims 2 has a, whole DLC of IKEA stuff says alot x

[@koconut12]

I was thinking about this the whole time. Get them customers while their young. "Design your dream house as a kid, purchase it as an adult"

[@TheCiroth]

I keep expecting Simon to wear shorts or something every time he proves he just isn't a bearded torso.

[@marissabones]

🤣

[@doranconall9995]

He's British...I think it's against a law or something for him to wear shorts

[@rach_laze]

@@doranconall9995 this is correct men between the ages of 21 and 35 arent allowed to wear shorts legally, Simon is currently 32 and therefore is not legally able to wear shorts

[@Metadasius]

I was expecting a raid: shadow legends april fool promo

[@greenhowie]

Scott the Woz got there first. Pretty good video.

[@--enyo--]

I wasn’t but now I’m disappointed there wasn’t.

[@brainblaze6526]

RAID SHADOW LEGENDSSSSSSSSSSS

[@lotrdude13]

@@greenhowie ey, glad to see another Woz fan. Surprised it's on this channel, of all places lol

[@greenhowie]

@@lotrdude13 We are a diverse and mysterious breed

[@keetrandling4530]

Thank you Danny and Sam and Simon! an attitude of gratitude spreads the love!

[@christophermerlot3366]

Ikea: breaking up couples since 1945.

[@LoveMonster]

I'm a teacher in Canada and things are crazy right now. Your videos are my ray of light. This popped up and I was so happy to get a break from reality and a chance to laugh and smile.

[@MattWeber]

*glances over at my Ikea catalog on the coffee table*.. Yes Simon, they still have the catalogs.. they come out once-twice a year if request them via their site.

[@SaintNarcissa]

Thank you Danny! Thank you Sam!! Love the new channel!! (You too Simon, your commentary is greatly appreciated.)

[@YoFreshWiggy]

I was expecting an April fools joke...

[@savage1267]

“I am disappoint”

[@rodziegman]

Wrong video.

[@leholen381]

Go to his today I found out video from today

[@SD-hs2pk]

No news letter is the joke!

[@RZethusE]

This channel is quickly becoming one of my favourites. Simon, you're a gem! 👍

[@Noah_E]

Ikea followed the Gillette strategy of making something people bought once into something they replace over and over again. Spent twice as much for items that last twenty times as long. Remember what 'Ol Benji Frank said, "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

[@ericanate3155]

Thank you to everyone who is involved in the production of this video, thank you!!!! 😄

[@gracesaw]

y’all should do the rebranding of musically to tiktok bc wow they were both crazy successful

[@urdaddywingnut7820]

My favorite parts of all your other channels have always been those rare moments where you totally lose your shit mid script, so of course BB has quickly become my absolute FAVORITE channel on all of youtube! Simon Whistler- I don't care if you drink your tea hot or not, you friggin ROCK!!!

[@djlevijuice]

The Rotherham comment was me! and once again its pronounced 'Rov-ver-rum' haha

[@tomstirling2882]

Damn it I thought it was me. I feel I was the most outraged about Ian Botham,& I'm Scottish.Simon is either simple or not English

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@tomstirling2882 Depending on how you look at it, he's Czech now.

[@tomstirling2882]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio You make it sound like the dark side, but really how do you forget how to pronounce basic English names

[@caniscerulean]

Between Rotherham/Rov-ver-rum and Worcestershire/Wurst-er-sure, I've decided that the "proper" British pronunciation was all decided by an aggressive, drunk Arsenal fan and everyone was too scared to correct them.

[@FrogsOfTheSea]

Canis Cerulean to be honest pronouncing things as if you were drunk is a fairly foolproof strategy in the uk. Mostly because place names were set in stone a really long time ago, but over the hundreds of years since the local pronunciations have got lazier and lazier, while the spellings haven’t changed

[@kingtommyDotCom]

Thank you Simon, for writing *and* editing this video! You crazy talented amazing solopreneur! ... JK thank you Danny and Sam! These videos are incredible entertaining, and clearly Simon requires a lot of guidance via writing, and corrections via editing. GJ making him less a bumbling fool, and more a beacon of information and hope for the internet at large. Love you all!

[@kopfauftischhau216]

I dont need to watch the video to know, why you are in trouble... Poor Jimmy... BTW your shirt looks awefully clean!

[@brainblaze6526]

Yeah, I finally managed to get all the blood off.

[@78veronlibra]

Only because we can't see the mack weldon shirt beneath it. That's the key.

[@AnnoyingNewslettersPage6]

Thank you, Sam, Danny, and Simon!

[@SquishySenpai]

How far we have come. Now there's even flat pack houses. I used to see them getting dropped off and assembled when I was driving a dump truck.

[@mbainrot]

Thank you for bringing us a slight smidgin of sanity in these batshit crazy times, your efforts and works (both of you Simon and your writers (not just Danny)) is very much appreciated.

[@RoobTube94]

I don’t know when this was scripted and filmed but the pun before the end was perfectly dated, well done Danny. 👏

[@djamelo.136]

Thanks Danny and Samuel!

[@Killerean]

Fun fact: Study have found that things people made themselves are priced higher by them then higher quality professionally made products. So even though IKEA sells kind of rubbish products, people would price their products higher, because they have assembled them themselves. Fun fact two: IKEA certainly wouldn't be the only one to mess up names of German cities. One of my ex-colleagues have received an order from a dispatcher to go to a city A. So the guy whips out a GPS and that gives him city a. So, without a shadow of doubt the guy spends sleepless night crossing 800km and spending over 100L of pricey German diesel to get to city a. In the morning the dispatcher couldn't be more surprised when he looks at a computer and GPS tells him my colleague is on the other side of Germany. Of course, it was a simple matter of one city having just one S in the name and the other one having SS in the name. I think it was Weiss v. Weis but I really don't remember anymore, too long since I left driving. Of course, we didn't get the load.

[@fanbuoy9234]

Good on him though for staying away from the SS! If only Kamprad had the same good sense.

[@codyspencer-leahy3513]

you drive trucks in europe??

[@Killerean]

​@@codyspencer-leahy3513 I used to, but after some 600000km of non-stop stress I figured I'd be better off as a maintenance guy.

[@irrelevant_noob]

Killerean maybe the cities were Weißenberg and Weißenburg? :)

[@Killerean]

@@irrelevant_noob Fairly certain it was two letters v. one letter kind of mistake. But yes, these two are also easy to switch. When driving Germany, one has to be hella careful about their spelling.

[@dmfiidmf]

Thank you to the others seriously in this crazy time the normal of yalls work really helps

[@annataleen]

Speaking of KFC, I have always wondered if the secret recipe was originally a slave recipe.

[@B0risTheBlade]

Thank you Sam and Danny. You guys rock

[@BritnHaviland]

I actually like that Simon guy. But I guess I'll just toss a coin to my Danny

[@Saphire1993]

Can't tell ya how much I love this channel and how happy I was to discover it. I tried getting into your other channels you mentioned but just couldn't. This one has all the charm.

[@Luke..luke..luke..]

Simon I love your videos. All of them, but can't help wondering why no business blaze videos have been monetised, given that so many smaller channels regularly have 3-4 Doubble adds on shorter videos. Wana see you make more CASHOLA big lad 💪

[@andiward7068]

There are more rules applicable to monetized videos.

[@sarahharrison5622]

If I'm not mistaken it's because its a relatively new channel and hasn't enough subscribers yet....I know I'm definitely one and a handful of others. So not quite there yet on the roster

[@Luke..luke..luke..]

@@sarahharrison5622 loads of Chan's with far fewer subs and views get monetised.

[@brainblaze6526]

Nah, I just didn't turn it on yet. I suppose I should. I sent the channel for review last week... But things are a bit slow with approval these days :). And thank you for wanting me to have ads. It's a rare sentiment. But it's how I feed myself, my family, and also buy lots of cool shit.

[@Luke..luke..luke..]

@@brainblaze6526 SHOW ME THE MONEY

[@joshrogers9447]

Thanks Sam and Danny. I enjoy these videos, both for the script and the memes.

[@DofTNet]

I'm watching this from my $35 mini-sofa bed. From IKEA

[@brainblaze6526]

This is 70% of the population.

[@DofTNet]

I got two of them about 5 years ago. They have definitely seen better days but I got my money's worth out of them. This morning, the one I was lounging on was in bed form while I was waiting until it was safe to go to my apparently "essential" job ☣️😐☣️

[@khalidabbsi2878]

Never stop, this channel is legend. You’re mega legend.

[@EsricGodbear]

I'm here for the crime. And maybe even a newsletter, but I'm afraid of being Rick Rolled. There also isnt a newsletter link.

[@brainblaze6526]

t.co/jedug2vS4Q?amp=1 :)

[@mariethemagnificent2000]

Business Blaze , Rick rolled or not, I subscribed. Maybe Danny and I will end up in the basement together. I would not help him escape, but I would enforce the Oxford comma, and tell nerdy facts constantly!

[@HemiDude100]

Still love that ending, Editor! Keep it up Legend Oswell!

[@Monky44]

Make one about Danny : ''How i made it by making KZbin scripts''

[@startagain127]

that was one of the most genuine "god damn i can believe this" s i've ever heard

[@kylarstern7627]

Awesome vid again Simon! Massively huge thanks to Danny and Sam, without you guys we wouldnt see the true Goof that Simon actually is! Cheers guys, you Rock!! :) Edit: Australia, because if we can put their Designed in Hell Furniture together, then the rest of the world should have no problem.

[@Schlierfy1]

Danny and Sam, thank you for making Simon smart sounding and entrrtaining.

[@marissabones]

I'd probably loose my §h!t if we had an IKEA. I'm absolutely horrible when it comes to putting things together.

[@LadySnowfaerie]

Honestly, if you just take time to go over all the parts and sort them out and compare them to the list of parts on the booklet, then proceed to follow the instructions, IKEA furniture is super simple to assemble. Greetings from a Finn who's had to assemble two apartment's worth of IKEA stuff. :D

[@kirknay]

@@LadySnowfaerie I kinda want one in my area, so I can actually furnish my apartment when I move out. Overly expensive hardwood tables are not my thing.

[@LadySnowfaerie]

@@kirknay Do they still do mail orders?

[@kirknay]

@@LadySnowfaerie looks like it, but I don't trust the mail system to not crack particle board in half before it gets here.

[@LadySnowfaerie]

@@kirknay Fair point. :D It's amazing how good they are at breaking things.

[@blueberrypanquakes]

Thank you Sam, thank you Danny!!! *nods solemnly* Simon.

[@Nagarath16]

Simon! Can you dress as Easter bunny for us around Easter? Cause we can't celebrate Easter would be nice to have a bunny.. I think you can pull it off.

[@bigniper]

Nagarath16 Why can you not celebrate Easter.

[@Nagarath16]

@@bigniper Because our Easter is going to peoples homes to bless that home for the next year with willows we have been decorated and we get candy as rewards. You can dress up as witch or bunny or something Easter related.. And I know that many other palces are missing their weird egg hunts with Easter bunny. More people know Easter bunny.. And Simon is slightly rabbit-like.

[@aivspn1]

im happy to see this channel grow jesus not 2 months ago wasnt this channel on like 35k? very well done love the vids keep it up

[@Hexapoda.Resident]

Do you know what also took a long time? My father was a road worker in Stockholm and he often used a heavy drill to make holes for dynamite, this machine was heavy and the weight and the vibration was damageing the body, it had been like this for a very long time and even you can see on old photos that there was also excavators and tractors there no one got the idea to attach the heavy drill on the tractor to work faster, safer and more effective. Can you not do an episode of 'ideas' that took long time to come up with even we had all the parts.

[@shinnam]

Bicycles took a long time to come up with. Why did it take so long for Swedish hotels to have one mattress beds for two people, double/queenbeds? Still hard to find outside of Stockholm and Gothenburg. Seems like they miss 40% of the reason people rent a room.

[@Hexapoda.Resident]

@@shinnam Shall it not be the other way around, why do many hotell still have double beds that can't be made into two beds, and single mattresses can be washed much easier :)

[@shinnam]

@@Hexapoda.Resident Ever tried to snuggle with twin beds? One person always ends up in the crack, maybe on the floor. There isn't much friction to hold the beds in place, I have rolled over to snuggle in my sleep, the beds spilt apart, was not a good night's sleep.

[@Hexapoda.Resident]

@@shinnam Why snuggle in the middle, some can "snuggle" in the back seat of a car, so many Americans just need some practice to snuggle to the left or right.

[@GoliathHimself]

thank you Danny Sam and Simon for these

[@goldcd]

"Hugo Boss the original" **crash edit** uniforms did look pretty snappy though - maybe still "too soon"

[@brainblaze6526]

Don't wanna get sued :D. Draw your own assumptions about what was cut. I say it was "...FAntastically ethical company"

[@WarpFactor999]

Thanks Danny!!! Simon - give Danny a raise.

[@peter-radiantpipes2800]

Simon lives in the Czech Rebuplic?

[@doranconall9995]

yeah...he's on the run...something to do with a bath tub and flooded house and unhappy parents...

[@mikebutler7237]

@@doranconall9995 ssssssssssshhhhhhh less said the better

[@brainblaze6526]

@@doranconall9995 Oh man, that is so specific. Well done.

[@sleekoduck]

It's a complicated tax thing. 😎

[@doranconall9995]

@@sleekoduck just supports my theory he's a super villain in the making

[@raunnorby5129]

Thank you all, yes all...for continuing the videos. Keeping my brain works from exploding from boredom!

[@Rekuzan]

Great, now we're gonna have to add Naruto to the meme counter...

[@marenawheatley5260]

Thank you Sam and Danny!

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Here’s a great idea: the Chongryon A DPRK group in Japan. They used to operate several successful pachinko casinos and operate schools for Zainichi Koreans

[@nicholascropp5631]

I am subscribed to and watch all of your channels and I genuinely think all your channels should be in this format!

[@golddragonette7795]

Nothing I've bought from IKEA has fallen apart or been flimsy, their furniture isn't that cheap and disposable - unless ofc people just want to change their furniture for no real reason

[@savage1267]

Ja, I, too.

[@reistje]

I have had a few things break and a lot of them being flimsy. Then again it's the crazy cheap stuff that breaks, for example a 12euro clothes rack. The more expensive stuff seems to be fine, so I guess you get what you pay for.

[@brainblaze6526]

Depends how aggressively you use you furniture. I'm a pretty extreme eater, so I go through three or four dining tables a year.

[@SekhmetReverence]

Lol i had a bed break but it was cause I didn't assemble it as tightly as needed and honestly, I kept all the piece and just shoved a 2x4 im there and used the extra to make a new desk and 10/10 solid as hell

[@RIlianP]

There was this guy that got arrested for basically changing or adding arrows in IKEA store turning it into inescapable maze. Also I mentioned in the Tesco video that a priceless 1800 year old Chinese tombs were bulldozed by the builders so new IKEA store can be build in the contracted time limit, as the fine for vandalism is smaller than the contracted late fees, I hope that place gets haunted.

[@sarahharrison5622]

Damnnnn that first part is actually hilarious, the latter part is a shaking my head moment

[@Mike504]

Tax efficiency. It's tax evasion, but with extra steps.

[@mikebutler7237]

once had a tax lawyer tell me it is okay to avoid paying taxes it is illegal to evade paying taxes

[@brainblaze6526]

Murder. It's like manslaughter, but with extra steps.

[@sleekoduck]

Tax avoidance is legal; tax evasion is not.

[@rustumlaattoe]

FYI, if you care, Kentucky Colonel isn't a military rank. Its awarded by the state of Kentucky for service to the state. In The colonel's case it was for providing cheap food (fried chicken was a big part of this) to people during the great depression. I think it was the depression. Some time when Americans were poor and food was expensive. He was in the military, but he never got past lieutenant.

[@darkwalkerx]

Sam and Danny are my heroes. However, Simon is Daddy.

[@LemonyVengeance]

Thank you, Danny and sam! Script Writing and Editing are the hardest parts of video making!

[@themeanestkitten]

War thunder has the "SPACE THUNDER" event going for Apr 1st Come on join the space force with us 😀

[@Dingomush]

IKEA had to wait to come to America till they found a wood product that was better at sealing out humidity. Can you imagine their early original furniture being taken to either Florida or Mississippi? Everything would swell to twice it’s size, twist and warp!

[@Jen-js4tz]

How about the ways some businesses are continuing to do things in the time of COVID19

[@gmoney4980]

God.. I LOVE BUSINESS BLAZE! Thanks Danny & Sam!

[@mutedffs]

Mailing list link was an april fools joke? Not below! (or now, technically I guess, Above)

[@brainblaze6526]

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[@johnrhoades6214]

Simon I just want you to know I watch every video you put out all the way to end

[@hughjass545]

😒 same- only ‘cause he asked.

[@danyvinasco7]

dammit Simon i cant ever go back to TIFO or Top Tenz after watching this glorious mess. those other channels are just too dry for me i keep expecting you to curse but instead you just give me the facts straight. Sad!

[@christopherbendig7854]

Thanks Sam! You are the star of this show.