Sean and Ethan Read YOUR SUBMISSIONS! | Brain Leak Ep. 59

This week on the podcast, Sean and Ethan kick things off with some intense Elden Ring talk followed by their tax-fraud admission. Next, the boys dive into an exciting round of AM I THE ASSHOLE and give the type of sage advice that only they can. Enjoy!
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[@winteralex24]

I feel like Sean’s humor gets dismissed way too much because him saying “you should’ve woken your mom up and you and the bug should’ve k*lled your mom” off the dome was SO FKN FUNNY

[@katg8064]

I'm still losing it over "What is it called when a baby lifts a car to save their mom?" 💀

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

This is one of the many reasons it was such a great idea for him and Ethan to start a podcast together! Seán and Ethan feed off their shared vibe so goddamn well and they both love the immediate and instant gratification of making each other laugh! 🧠 💦 🧠 💦

[@horgecondaliza6644]

Lol yea. I've also noticed that, when Sean's not having to abide by any family friendly content like with the main channel and such, he can be even more funny. Both sides of my family are incredibly dry and sarcastic, so Sean's humor is right up my alley.

[@winteralex24]

@@horgecondaliza6644 dude, same here!

[@ahhguts]

most of these submissions: super heavy, deep situations me: scary bug

[@Septic-Hearts]

Real talk I'd have done the exact same thing. Hell i have done the exact same thing.

[@marthmallow7420]

dude bugs and insects really scare me too and i can trace it back to when we had bedbugs :/ + i had lice back then and i got bullied for it (as if everyone else was immune to lice) i know not all bugs are going to drink my blood but they just freak me out

[@Buckent]

Bro I got the same phobia, I would have no other option.

[@anironsidh]

I cannot stand bugs, my mom thinks I'm being ridiculous but they just freak me out 😅 especially stink bugs

[@Aaaaaaaalonika]

I literally did the exact same thing to my dad and a giant spider in my room. 😂

[@Nevernamed]

Receiving unsolicited gifts and romantic gestures from someone you don't have feelings for is monumentally uncomfortable.

[@meganmadson8588]

yeah, as a woman who is not neurotypical, i say things bluntly but a lot of the time i forget that it can be taken as a hint by someone else, even if i’m not intending for it to be. this happens a lot with men i speak to, and it’s uncomfy every time. i wish people wouldn’t try to read into everything i say and use it to win my favor or anything. i’m not being coy, i’m just making a comment :/ also, someone who gives unsolicited gifts like that could easily be the kind of person to hold it over you later. it’s not always kindness, often it’s just trying to buy you

[@ravenwolf2746]

Yeah but at the same time, don't be an ass about it and just kindly reject them and tell them you don't think it's appropriate for them to do that since you don't have any feelings for them. The other person might just feel like they are doing something nice for you and want to impress. Don't go behind their back and call them a creep just because they gave you a gift. That's wildly judgemental.

[@jaqsre]

extremely. when people get too friendly too quick i get very uncomfortable, especially as im autistic and mostly hang around my family and close friends

[@_Geist]

@@ravenwolf2746 this. if it wasn't weird, no need to make it weird. open and honest communication relieves many social discomforts, which only takes practice.

[@kamukamukazumi]

@@ravenwolf2746 them calling him a creep sounded not at all due to just the gift, but to other things, such as them feeling they need to BRING SOMEONE with them to receive a gift because they are afraid of what said person will do/say. plus the fact they chose to only meet them in person twice kinda speaks volumes in of itself

[@Jessica-uo4qk]

My own understanding for the Valentine bear story: the girl said she wasn't with the guy, she barely knew him. They just happened to meet once in a bar then he immediately (literally next day) got her a valentines bear. So it's more stalker vibes than a crush misunderstanding a hint. At best he's flirting way too strong way too soon so I get her reaction, especially if he gave her creeper flags.

[@DubThirtyThr33]

Said they talked BEFORE they met in person, it sounds to me like she just wasn't attracted to him and that automatically makes her see his kindness as "Creepy" which is sexist buffoonery

[@kamukamukazumi]

@@DubThirtyThr33 idk her needing to bring someone to feel safe when receiving a gift isnt giving at all what u said

[@its99pm]

The dude just didn't handle it very well at all. Regardless of how long they'd chatted, that was their first IRL meeting and you don't know if you vibe/have chemistry until you meet someone. He should've sent her a message saying something like "hey, wanna meet up for coffee/lunch/whatever and then go to Build-a-Bear after? You could get that valentine one you mentioned - my treat!" - it'd have been cute and no pressure. Him going out and getting the bear made on his own removes the fun of her getting to make it & name it herself, and him then approaching her saying he has a gift to give her for Valentines adds all kinds of expectations and pressure. If someone gets you a pricey gift the social implications of responding that you'd rather not meet them again are pretty damn heavy + I don't think a finished build-a-bear can be refunded. Simply suggesting to go out for coffee and then get the gift together puts her in a position where she can--if that's how she feels--gracefully decline and no money has been wasted and no one will feel like anything is owed.

[@DubThirtyThr33]

@@its99pm oh I completely agree, the build a bear after one meeting is DEFINITELY a bit much by any standards

[@_korbo_]

​@@kamukamukazumiyes that's just juvenile buffoonery. "Creepy" is just immature girl talk for "I don't like him". They were in contact they were flirting, it seems obvious from the entire context that it was a romantic endeavor, there probably met on something like tinder. If you don't like someone just fucking say it, accepting someone's advances just to say they're creepy at their back and SHRED their present because their "name makes your sick"? What's your malfunction?

[@sashaalbrecht5698]

Them consistently misunderstanding the stories is cracking me up 😂😂

[@GinnyEvergreen]

They do?😂 I'm understanding it the sand way

[@barmetler]

@@GinnyEvergreen Like twice maybe, not constantly. Probably just hyperbole to make for a funny comment

[@ben-hurray]

@@barmetlerbros a philosopher

[@barmetler]

@@ben-hurray I just might be

[@starmoonshine]

Palmetto bugs like to fly at your face which makes them ten times more terrifying than most spiders I've come across.

[@WickedQueenKenz6]

God i hate any bug that can fly like that. Like fAck that

[@barmetler]

I'd classify this as an emergency tbh

[@mynn_marikit]

I've been so excited for you guys to upload. I finally graduated high school so I don't come home from school to your uploads anymore I just wait and home for them. It's a bit weird that I started watching you guys in elementary school and now that I've graduated I'm still here. I can't wait to see what you guys talk about this episode!!!

[@newyears93]

Congrats on your graduation!

[@mynn_marikit]

@@newyears93 thank you! for a while it felt like high school wasn't ever going to end so I'm really happy it's over

[@stinkylemony103]

same!!

[@moisturizerX]

me tooooo bruhhhh congratulations!!

[@carb_8781]

me too omg! my graduation is tomorrow

[@Bieski5]

34:22 "and i was like, damn, thats a powerful shredder"

[@Brennly]

When my ex cheated on me, I just walked away. Then a month later, he wanted to talk to me. I told him "thank you for cheating on me, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me honestly" and I've never been more grateful since.

[@its99pm]

this is the way! the best possible revenge is just walking out and living your best life

[@barmetler]

You were the bigger leaker by not stooping to their level. And remember, leaker is a positive word

[@Noelle-Spades]

43:26 - Oh heck I didn't think you guys would read mine. Thanks for that, glad you understand. Some people told me I needed to get over it and that this was a shit reason to avoid people. Someone else told me I was socially isolating myself because *everyone* does those things and I shouldn't judge. I've got people who respect my boundaries now.

[@delia1790]

Thank you for sharing! 🤍

[@TtySprnklz]

You are absolutely not an asshole. They quite literally tried to drug you. Marijuana may not be the harshest of things but to give someone something in a misleading way is disgusting. I have had plenty of people in my life ask me why I don't smoke or tell me I should try it. I at one point due to chronic pain and it being legalized tried it the first time. I was horribly sick. I've always admired people who never drink. I think if you respectfully decline that should be that. For all they know addiction could run in your family and that's a cycle that doesn't need to be repeated. What is harmless for some can be harmful to others. Long winded way to tell you as someone who is with someone who uses THC he never has pressured me. Me saying no once is enough. I occasionally will par take on the rarest of occasions but I initiate that or it's a short polite offer. I'm not belittled. I'm really really sorry you went through that and know that you are absolutely valid from distancing yourself from that.

[@kaitlyngolab]

thanks for answering my question!! listen y’all i love my dogs but a girl deserves her free time too!!! no one wants to work a 9-5 then start a 5-9 training / keeping puppies entertained while their fiancé enjoys himself!! be frrrrr glad y’all agreed with me!! i have mentioned my stance and he is working with me to get me free time as well. give and take y’all!!

[@AbBeiBei526]

To the girl w the build a bear query, and coming from another girl: If the man was truly being a creep and you gave him hints that you weren't interested, then ghosting him was the best option bcuz you don't know what the man could've been capable of. It's better to be safe than sorry and protect yourself when you can 💕

[@its99pm]

And to the guy in that story, next time you should suggest going out for coffee or lunch and then going to build-a-bear *together* as a cute little date! Half the fun is making the bear yourself, damnit. Plus it gives her the option to gracefully decline if she's not into you, and you won't be out any money.

[@TtySprnklz]

Did I miss some context. Does she explain why she accepted in the first place? Or is that the context they are also saying is missing. Because I took it as this creepy guy had a gift for me and i accepted which would equally be off.

[@StephArdicki]

I had to listen to it again, but in the beginning of the story, she says she was not romantically interested in him. I think the guys don't even realize how terrifying it is as women to turn down men we are not romantically interested in. It could literally mean life or death, especially since they only met once in person. I totally agree. Ghosting is the best option. There's not enough info on the story on if they had given hints that they were not interested. Women gotta trust their gut a lot of the time. He could be nice and give gifts, but if he's acting in any way that makes you uncomfortable, especially if you aren't even together, you gotta look out for yourself.

[@AbBeiBei526]

@@StephArdicki yes !! 100% agree

[@invaderaries7364]

The worst part about those damn palomino bugs: THEY FLY

[@tiranosarax2686]

One time i woke up because one was flying in my bedroom, bumping into everything in the dark... 🤮 i moved to the couch but no more sleep for me that night

[@ahhguts]

I’m the guy who submitted that question! Thank GOD it didn’t start flying.

[@invaderaries7364]

@@ahhguts you were more composed than I ever would be. Even if it didn't fly at me (there was an instance of that at some point in my life; it did not go well), I would've been running to the other side of the house screaming bloody murder

[@hellolili]

The weird thing about Jojo Siwa is that her PR team is so transparently trying to sell this "Miley Cyrus breakdown" era and it's so clear that this is not who she is...

[@viral4983]

Leaking on my first ever doseage of adhd meds! Thank you to Ethan especially who, during Unus Annus helped me realize I did indeed have adhd and it wasnt some random diagnosis i got as a kid that didnt mean anything

[@kakaz98]

Good luck on your mental health journey

[@assas1nscreed]

Is leaking a side effect?

[@arsgoeboy]

58:24 I get the vibe that something horribly cursed was edited out in this cut 😂

[@katemoseley5522]

58:41 putting instant mash potatoes in your muffler sounds like a dirty euphemism 😂

[@Scelrtonman]

Anyone else started when episode 1 was released??

[@meggymoo1697]

Me 😊

[@pardonmy_existence]

Since it was announced

[@KaoticKillerGames]

The bug assault does indeed work. It’s my dad’s favorite thing ever he also has the revolver. It’s the best out on the deck since you don’t have to clean up the salt. He said and I quote “ wanna see me merk a fly?” And pulled out the bug assault. 💀

[@inversedeggyolk5073]

26:40 Brother is ABSOLUTELY calling out those folks that were freaking out over him unfollowing Mark on Twitter

[@kamukamukazumi]

did he do it for a lil me time? kinda seems like it since he didnt directly address it per say. idrc either way, i dont even use/keep up with twiiter n e ways

[@scythelucifer2483]

I don’t think that’s what he was doing but pop off ig 😭

[@katiesollars]

huge fan of how that dolphins shirt has become a part of ethans brain leak uniform😭

[@ryubiskj]

i totally get both sides with the build a bear thing. like maybe he actually just wanted to be nice and take his shot, even if it was a bit much, but at the same time i do understand how for the girl it can be very creepy plus in real life its not as simple to just "politely saying no" to a guy. you all know the statistics and how some guys can be. it can go sour very fast and i do not blame any girl who is cautious because of that, even if she accidentally comes off as misleading. it just not that simple in real life, there is no black and white solution for this but as they said, in the end its just a piece of paper, he will probably forget about the whole incident someday too, so who even cares, enjoy your plushie

[@laroelance1560]

The lady who put mashed potatoes in her ex’s car is a menace bruh ☠️

[@addysional]

AITA: Am I the appendix?

[@catboy5233]

That’s exactly what is was thinking in terms of body parts. At best it does nothing and at worst it bursts before you get to the hospital and literally kills you

[@sadrac3952]

im graduating high school soon and ive grown up watching the both of you, especially seán :) ik this probably wont be seen by either of you, but thank you so much for the impact youve made on my lives, and helping me to become the person i am as of now. both of you are heroes to me. :) stay leaky!

[@newyears93]

Congrats!

[@sadrac3952]

​@newyears93 thank you!

[@Darnedkev]

@@sadrac3952How late does high school end for you? I’m so used to starting in August and ending in May, but a lot of other schools start later and end in June.

[@sadrac3952]

​@Darnedkev where im from we start in september and end in june!

[@mindhunt227]

I’m a few hours from being 20, but I just wanted to thank y’all for bringing so much comfort to me over the years. I’ve been watching both of you since 2017, and your videos have gotten me through so much, so yeah- Thank y’all for the fun times for all these years- Y’all are amazing

[@jadyncolson8898]

I was the instant mash potato girl! I was with the guy for 5 years and we were about to be engaged. I was never caught for the damage and as for the two friends I ended up not doing anything because I didn’t want all of the damaged be pinned on me and I was mainly mad at the guy due to receipts of him saying we were on a break thus leading the throuple to happen (since the two friends thought we weren’t together based on his lies). However, the guy thinks too this day it was one of the girls in the throuple that damaged his car because there were jealousy issues happening leading to a messy break up when I made my move.

[@jadyncolson8898]

Also side note I was younger and more naive when this happened plus being influenced by friends did not help and I know now that I was in the wrong.

[@Sploberrie]

Four years and Eef is still hooked on phonics

[@total_drama_lover1]

i absolutely love you

[@Chuycabra]

The problem is he's still trying to figure out who to pay after learning the last 3 vowels.

[@davidcroucher6262]

HMRC stands for His Majesty's Revenue and Customs.

[@rowannnnnnnnn]

33:23 SEAN THEY WEREN’T TOGETHER OMG LISTEN TO ETHAN

[@marthmallow7420]

bad advice segments ❎️ good advice episode ✅️

[@marthmallow7420]

btw, as a 2001 baby, i did learn how to type on a physical keyboard at school. no idea what billie's on about and like sean said, just learn it (i hated that part of the day so i forgor how to type on a physical keyboard lmao, maybe i should relearn)

[@purpledragon3545]

My husband bought a bug a salt gun 2 days ago. It's pretty cool but salt does go everywhere.

[@gavbro7752]

Brain leak went from do you have 90 minutes to do you have 60 minutes I like the evolution

[@horgecondaliza6644]

Dude, guys please do more viewer submissions! This was fun to watch and I can only imagine how fun more of these could get, especially with a bit of more thought put into it. Good job my dudes!

[@SkyKin]

Submissions & Eldin Ring 👀 Were off to a great start for the week. Can't wait to hear so some leaky input on the submissions that were sent in. Danke for sharing, Hopefully everyone is doing well, Stay Leaky Bros 🧠 😎 👊

[@tiranosarax2686]

joke's on you i allready take everything personally

[@marthmallow7420]

omg me

[@MadameQuackers]

Been catching up on Brain Leak after so long. Amazing for my night shift and drawing sessions! Love you guys ❤

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

Awesome job jack and Ethan see you in the next one.

[@veemocam]

11:34 best ad read so far bar none

[@meggymoo1697]

Wooho they’re back! Love this pod. So funny and great content. ☺️

[@fallenangel4820]

i was born 03' and we had typing class 90s style

[@timtom5501]

38:12 i love when ethan turns into a dog whistle and blows out my eardrums

[@newyears93]

Good Morning/Night Leakers!

[@xuesse4662]

this comment made me leak

[@meggymoo1697]

This is a vibe 😊

[@marthmallow7420]

leaky mornin augh

[@GreenBean354]

Thank the leak gods. I have covid and this is just what I needed. Thank you for the smile guys!

[@its99pm]

speedy recovery, little bean!

[@MistiqueMoon_]

People in the comments passed the vibe check fr i love this community

[@Dinosaurswow]

"Am I the STI" LMAO WHAT 😭

[@alexismcloughlin]

It's Brain Leak Day let's go Leakers!!!!!

[@Piikiid]

happy to have yall back, I know it was just a week but man I look forward to this podcast every week :D! Love yall :)! ❤

[@flightofthexwings]

For serious, if someone cheats on you LET THEM BE THE BAD GUY.

[@groovycoconut97]

YES A NEW EPISODE I've been re-watching all the episodes for ages!!!

[@TayleeRichelle]

I’m just happy to be here for Ethan’s healthy hair era

[@julba6704]

HAPPY PRIDE LEAKERS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@matildakristensen541]

HELL YEAH, HAPPY PRIDE 🏳‍🌈

[@marthmallow7420]

HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[@Beezelbubs]

HAPPPY PRIDE

[@riveramnell143]

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@coda-shut-up4477]

What’s the leaker flag, also happy pride🖤

[@Ravens_ghost]

its 3 am rn this is perfect :)

[@LovelyTrip-o7e]

I listened to Brain Leak all the time when I would sneak out at like 2 in the morning to go to my (at the time) boyfriends house cuz it was to creepy for me to walk alone on the backroads while it's silent and I probably looked crazy cause I would laugh so hard 💀💀

[@HyperboreanJihad]

That girl who trashed the guys car is definitely not cheap property damage Depending on the amount of windows she painted that’s like 2 grand to replace along with like another 500 to 1500 replacing the fuel lines and injectors and cleaning the tank after the mashed potatoes gums it up Cheating is horrible but going to jail for months or a criminal/civil suit for doing 2-4 grand of damage to a car isn’t the wisest thing to do

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

I wholeheartedly agree!! Reminds me of that shitty Carrie Underwood song! Just dump the chump and… you know… possibly look into seeking some therapy.

[@eshim9487]

And depending on the car it might be even more expencive and some more electrical and 3ngien issues may happen witch for a sports car can cost over 10k, she was deff the asshole no question he was a dick though still

[@TtySprnklz]

Everyone leaks here. It's absolutely unhinged. And the winky face is horrifying I've been cheated on so many times. I cry it out and get help. Definitely sounds like she absolutely snapped. Hope she finds help or something.

[@amazinggrace5425.]

I like how fast this found itself back at Bad Advice with Ethan and Sean

[@katieallen9859]

24:27 I was born in 2003 and I learned to type in middleschool ,never really used that knowledge more than twice outside of school cuz I don’t have a computer but I learned it

[@kayrose3384]

"Chester's still with us" 😂😂

[@crownclowncreations]

Even though it may not have been a HUGE deal, the first story about having a phobia of bugs, really hit home for me. My entire life I've suffered from pretty severe arachnophobia. And as I got older, my dad straight up refused to help me with them. So I either had to deal with them, or let them roam free in my room - and the latter was out of the question. But it just made my phobia 10 times worse! And now it can trigger full on panic attacks, just because my dad would rather call me a "wuss" than help me 🙃

[@katlovedart]

my mom actually pulls the "my truth card", or at least my dad does on her behalf lol. anyway, great pod as always.

[@GregJonson]

11:08 instant Architects vibes

[@mysteriogaming478]

Good morning leakers I’ve been waiting for this to happen the best thing I look forward for Wednesday is to watch and listen to a new brain leak episode

[@shy.shadowsinger]

My 2 friends would always get mad at me when we'd go to this one café restaurant, complaining they wanted to go somewhere else. I have celiac disease, and they knew that and that place was the only place I could eat without worry. So when I said ok we can go elsewhere, I'd just drink something and not eat while they ate. They also got mad at me for not wanting to go to parties and hang out with them often, they lived in the same city and i didn't. I had to take the bus & train to get there. I also had and still have depression, anxiety and social anxiety too, and they knew that too. There were also times when they wanted have a sleepover during the weekend, or something and I was working that weekend. So when I said no, they got really mad at me. Then one day, after working for 9 days straight (i know to some of you that isn't much but to me it was plus my work requires a lot of customer service) they asked if I wanted to come over. I said I've been working for 9 days, I'm so tired I just wanna go to sleep and they said almost unanimously "figured". I left the chat and blocked them in all platforms and haven't spoken or seen them since 2019. They made me feel like I was insignificant, like I didn't matter. What I wanted or felt didn't matter. I also have blonde hair, and the amount of times they would call me stupid because of that went from okay haha funny to not funny at all. Glad I cut those toxic people out of my life. What a rant but that one person cutting ties with their smoking & drinking friends reminded me of myself.

[@its99pm]

you made the right decision 100%, those people were not your friends!

[@originalsynz666]

That rocket money ad was sick af 🤘🤘🤘

[@WhatsMyFandom]

Welcome back! Hope ya enjoyed your week off

[@snakesgirl2686]

heyy you guys are back, i know im commenting late ik, but glad to have you back! missed you guys!!

[@thatoddgirl2613]

I'm 23, I smoke/vape marijuana for pain and anxiety management, that being said if my friends ask I don't smoke around them because my issues aren't their issues. I managed my anxiety for 21 years prior to finding out weed helps and I have ways to manage without smoking it's just easier when I do. I don't smoke around kids, in buildings I have not been given express permission to, and most public places. I step of the sidewalk when I hit my vape if I am taking a walk. This all feel like bare minimum smoker courtesy to me.🤷 That girl is definitely not the asshole.

[@ziggles841]

"it takes 3 to throuple" wise words

[@_SpaRRoW_-]

CURRENTLY CRYING.. 😭 I HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! (Sorry Ethan for giving you a hard time reading mine 😅)

[@meggymoo1697]

Which one was yours? I’m sure they were helpful and amazing! 😊

[@Septic-Hearts]

I am so sorry about your scenario fam your birth giver sounds terrible. Glad you got that out, hope you'll be in a better place soon

[@_SpaRRoW_-]

@@meggymoo1697 mine was the one about my birthgiver and how my mother used my child support money for her bills/her own gain. They were and they made me feel a lot better about myself❤️

[@_SpaRRoW_-]

@@Septic-Hearts thank you❤️ I've gotten a lot of things sorted out now and I'm doing a lot better mentally :)

[@caffeinated_25]

I have a similar bug story. My friends were in my dorm watching shows at night with me. One of my friends insisted that the door remain open even though I don’t have a screen. As I’m lying down in bed soon after they‘ve left, I hear a really loud flapping noise in my ear and turn my head to see a giant mosquito eater right next to my face. I freak out, jump out of my 6 ft lofted bed, and call my friend demanding she help me get the giant bug out of my room cause it was her fault the bug was even there. She came back and helped me get the bug out of my room. We don’t talk anymore but she’s a nice person.

[@rainbowz_guyz]

perfect timings folks I was just about to start on my homework!!

[@ashleystacy1357]

43:26 , if they are ur real friends they would never force u to do anything u don’t want to and would respect ur boundaries, i’m smoke cannabis and some of my friends don’t and i never force them, and go out of my way to make sure i don’t smoke around them. i think it’s so weird when people hate on others who don’t want to do things, and u definitely don’t need to stick around those kind of people who don’t respect u, ur definitely not the asshole

[@Noelle-Spades]

Thanks random internet person for respecting people's boundaries. Wish I had people with that mindset when I was in college lol.

[@_Geist]

the bug a-salt thing!! my wife got one of those, they work good on those huge flies when they get in the house

[@mattkroll4464]

Lol the impressions at the end reminded me of Muscle Man from the Regular Show

[@CheeseNinja]

i dont think that anyone that learned typing in school really remembers unless they actually cared about it.

[@sawahp8665]

Nah if someone cheats you inconvenience them. Not property damage. You dump glitter into the car seats and vents. Mashed potatoes in the lawn. They want their shit back? Stain it

[@Amctrovada]

Missed you guys! Glad to have you back! Jack, loved seeing you just out and about enjoying yourself in Pewdiepie’s video. Ethan, wish I could join you on your next renaissance visit lol

[@avesnoelle.]

the instant mashed potatoes have me CRYING that's actually hilarious

[@sp00kyMerBabe]

“Why does it smell like thanksgiving in here..?” 🤣🤣🤣 I’M DEAD

[@bemble]

*in jojo/matpat voice* “BUT that’s just a theory. a GAY theory”

[@HopeHendershot-Moskal]

I like the term “birth giver.” My mother was a verbal and emotional abusive to me all my life and I finally cut her out of my life 10 years ago. Calling her a mom never sat right, but birth giver, I think is more appropriate a title.

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

Just as I was re-listening to the Apple Podcast version of Episode 58!! 🧠 👀 🧠 👀

[@a_men_diet]

I love this episode a lot ❤ Keep the leakage guys

[@maritimus_]

born in 2000 and where im from we definitely had informatique/computer classes in primary and highschool

[@hansvonheileger5791]

This Episodes Intro was AMAZING!

[@polstrey]

Sean and Ethan explain Assholes into not Assholes through the magic of "I have no context"

[@notevenreal971]

Ethan's starting to resemble Eric Forman from That '70s Show

[@maskedwolf5394]

once again im not able to leak

[@ryubiskj]

i read somewhere once, ages ago, that somebody that had been cheated on, got back at the guy in a very funny way. she still had the key to his apartment and went there while he was out, and just superglued everything in the apartment together, like a steak to the plate it was sitting on, then the plate and fork to the table, etc etc just tons of very minor annoying things that are not worth enough money to sue over but is still the epitome of infuriating lmao

[@michellemccary2309]

Nice to have both guys (Sean and Ethan) to both have reddish/brownish hair now; it’s great that Ethan went back to his original hair color (wonderful and great)!!!⚙️👨🏻‍🦰🎮😼😺🙀😹

[@SnugglySepticEye]

Missed you two! Love Wednesdays. 🤎

[@septiceye_3706]

"Reverse Scientology" made me laugh way harder than expected oh my god 😭😭😭😭

[@_Kuma_]

Yay! A new episode for my birthday!

[@Bebevevevebebe]

The build-a-bear thing really feels like an attempt to love bomb. If I was her I wouldn’t have even had him over and told him to return it. It would be different if it was a birthday or something. Vday is a weird thing to do after just one meeting.

[@TickTock16]

The pure chaos this episode is 😂

[@slash_no_info]

LEAK LEAK LEAK TIME TIME TIME

[@_korbo_]

missed this! spend two whole weeks with my brain just building up juices with NO opportunity to leak them!

[@randominternetguy8460]

ideal time to upload podcasts

[@nady2130]

Third story sounded scarily similar to the one I emailed. Some men have the Audacity

[@kautzilove9738]

Missed you guys! Love you!