Brainrot 40,000

[@CJMattis]

F in Chat for the Crude Meatspace 🙏

[@artellusnumeon819]

the flesh is weak but memes endure

[@gottinrod]

@@artellusnumeon819 the flesh is sussy but the memes are sturdy.

[@jeremytitus9519]

F for Meatussy W for the Virtussy

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Goonhammer 40K is just a universe where Slaanesh took over

[@gotem123]

Pretty much lol

[@DevineInnovations]

And Nurgle

[@nvidiaplay]

good ending?

[@Flesh_Wizard]

@@nvidiaplay *goon ending

[@toarexer]

So this is what the Dark Mechanicum have been up to!

[@connorsmith1005]

Lore accurate

[@crapbasletz]

Shame they aren't harassing Space Dwarves for their Votann-STCs.... At least in official lore

[@ArtDeGuerra]

Goon for the goon God, gyatt for the gyatt throne.

[@knuckles543]

pog for the pogflakes

[@solusaldrain]

Let the galaxy mew and the flakes stay mogging.

[@ih8mylife]

tell me more about this... gyatt throne.

[@TurtleShroom3]

You mean Gyatt ON the Gyatt Throne.

[@TakonoTakoUwU]

the fact that is canon in lore scares me

[@girthquake2390]

The Codex Chadstartes does support this action.

[@selectionn]

titus from space marine with a broccoli haircut approves this message, fr fr

[@ThePoshboy1]

It is better to goon for the emperor than touch grass for yourself.

[@JohnSmith-bs9ym]

The Emperor...protects?

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@JohnSmith-bs9ym *erects

[@gotem123]

​@@JohnSmith-bs9ym Not sure at this point.

[@SO-Negative]

What if you touch emperor for yourself.

[@lawrencefrost9063]

Yo, it’s the 41st Millennium, and deadass, for over a hundred centuries, the Emperor’s been posted up on the Golden Throne like some rotting giga-chad fueled by the power of the Dark Age of Technology. My guy’s not just chilling; he’s the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, taking a thousand souls a day like it’s a subscription service to keep him from perma-dying. The Emperor’s vibe check? Eternal vigilance, no cap. Out here, daemon-infested Warp lanes are the only way to flex between stars, and they’re lit-literally-by the Astronomican, his psychic Wi-Fi. Mighty battlefleets yeet themselves into the void, while the squad-Space Marines, those bio-engineered sigma warriors-pull up on uncounted worlds, making ops fold faster than a folding chair. But that’s not all; they’ve got backup: Imperial Guard, tech-priest Mechheads, the Inquisition snitches, and planetary defense forces, all trying to hold it down against aliens, mutants, heretics, and worse. For real, though, the grind never stops, and they’re barely holding the line. Being a dude in this timeline? It’s being a blip in the Emperor’s grand battle royale. Life’s so grimdark you can smell the despair through your vox-caster. Forget about technology; it’s all scuffed and lost to the void. Forget progress; that’s a pipe dream. In the grim darkness of the far future, there’s zero peace. Just endless carnage, eternal drip-checks of blood, and the thirsting gods laughing it up like this whole galaxy’s their sandbox. Knowledge and enlightenment? That’s ancient history, fam. The Age of Darkness is here, and it’s not going anywhere. Lock in, Kings and Queens, because in this galaxy, hope got ratioed centuries ago. War’s all we got left. Bless up and hold the line.

[@crapbasletz]

This is great😂🎉

[@korzbro35]

Damn. The grind never stops!

[@Pegasuz1233]

Im used to grimdark setting in fiction. But this comment.. It scares me

[@The-Opium-Den]

@@Pegasuz1233 The hood version of 40k's usual grimdark intro description. Love it!

[@paulmarchano7238]

“Eternal Vigilance. No cap.”

[@troysvids4268]

BROTHER MATTIS, your gooning pleases the Emperor.

[@InhalingWeasel]

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL GOON

[@MattyGunja]

MY GYATT IS MY SHEILD!

[@pro_master2486]

*slaanesh

[@arya31ful]

GRIND!, MEW!, GOON!

[@NoPegs]

Milk-messiah be praised.

[@SaintBonifacesGhost]

"Only in unaliving does the grind end." ~Gooner Ravenor, Spheres of Aura

[@alricmalicorne321]

Praise the Goonperor of Simpkind!

[@ethanmagdaleno5332]

Hail the Mognissiah. Hail the Mewchine God.

[@jesusofbullets]

For in the darkness of the goon cave, there is only mewing.

[@toschememestation1031]

It is the 41st millennium for real For more than a hundred streams, the big E has edged locked in, on the golden gaming chair of Ohio He is the Sigmar of mankind, by the will of the Chuds And Alpha of a million server's , by the Grind of his bussing armies He is a rotten deadass mewing invisibly with Aura from the dark age before reddit He is the carrion Sigmar of the Imperium For whom a thousand simps feed a grimace shake every day So he may never truly skibidi

[@mikieswart]

what in the fucking tzeentch

[@PepperT21]

It appears gooning has gone beyond Slaanesh, this is concerning

[@fuxan]

Sussy Dark Elves couldn't edge...they got ratio'd into the warpstorm of the Cuckhold Gods.

[@mazack00]

Holy Omnissiah, bless this edging so I may become a true sphere.

[@Janovich]

this beautiful crossover was but a matter of time

[@Ddarth_sidious]

man of culture...

[@karlnicholson414]

I am already based!

[@Narniy_m]

Here a Chaos gods of Goonhammer 40k Khorne - Gods of Abstinence Slaanesh - Gods of Family Nurgle - Gods of a taking Job Tzinch - Gods of Shower

[@FIRE_BOMB1]

The Goonkorps of Grieg

[@Shinny1338]

Gooning! For the first Simp to Lobby!

[@graytao]

Brainrot is power, guard it well.

[@Albus_Rex]

The milking machine is my temple. Each one a sacred goon shrine. I name each piston based, and every gear divine... On the machine God.

[@Blackthorn1000]

This goes so hard.

[@TurtleShroom3]

I see that Slaanesh won the Great Game of Chaos.

[@bruhhunter8258]

This is a certified GOONER™ moment.

[@SO-Negative]

I am zealot, I goon for repentia, thus I goon for the emperor. In other words, she on my face, he on my mind.

[@wwlb4970]

"Alpha, may I pls have some bolts rn im gonna LOSE it"

[@lawrencefrost9063]

Man of excellent culture.

[@JUST_SOME_SHY_GUY]

Even in death, I goon.

[@Israphel776]

"Even in lobby, I stay grinding" YES. MORE OF THIS. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

[@picklesrgross]

There is only the Emperor, and he is our Chad and our Ratio.

[@Hydrogenium1]

Now THIS is a high production value shitpost.

[@zdpastaman15]

Mewchanicus vs the Flashgitz furries. Who wins?

[@bettertobethoughtafool]

This was more skibidi then i could imagine

[@RobotMusic10110]

For the Goonpire!

[@joshs3091]

100% a religion in 100 years

[@drontesmakor1983]

I felt a bit of my soul wither away into nothing after watching this.

[@harveybirdman2674]

This is the best yt channel ever, ever i say my gooners and step sisters

[@arf]

praise the omnissiah!

[@Virus1177]

Literally me

[@pleasesendfood8482]

Thank you Samuel Hayden, very cool

[@Aegis1080]

I appreciate that this isn’t AI

[@amfnyc]

But I am already BASED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@tamaz88]

Even in Ohio, I still serve the Rizzler

[@vadimuha]

an Accurate description of how Mechanicus are perceived in W40000

[@alexanderrandolph6030]

Should've put furry headphones on too, that'd complete the picture.

[@weshammer]

I legit lost it at "Mewchanicus" 💀

[@thelosttraveler5808]

Absolute cinema.

[@ClassicCartoonComedyClips]

Goonhammer FTW

[@felix4049]

this is peak

[@Pegasuz1233]

It is known that to be a Sigmarines, you have to withstand the built in gooning machine on their armor for centuries

[@Bersh-xq4jy]

PEAK FICTION

[@Tommytuf]

Ok genuine question. How you did the voice? If it is a voice mod I want to use it for a D&D game.

[@Engineofwarr]

Same

[@fuxan]

Sussy Space Elves releashed the Heralds of the End Times...

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Good lord, you made me nearly choke on my tea. Bloody well done!!

[@sarefgethovich4746]

Now we need a Mechanicus 2 version of this.

[@solarchos4352]

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE THE OMNICHAD.

[@AdmarilDarius]

Now this is how I imagine the people who write essays about FSM being needed and the Tau being the good guys.

[@THE_BEE_KEEPER]

All these memes, and yet no reference to Cultist-chan?

[@perilxurr868]

Top Goon and Based going after that gyatt, W rizz for sigma

[@dremovremen1764]

The Emperor cooks.

[@chanchohuligancho7411]

Oh my god, Tzeentch, what have you done?!

[@divineintellect6420]

From the moment I first felt the skibidi rizz of my gyatt…

[@Jantangan]

Brainrotfather already brews new skibidis for the wojaks of the empire

[@5P_OFFICIAL]

Bruh, why is sand undertable is here?

[@korzbro35]

Memes will be the last good thing prevailing after today's culture, after everything else turned to dust. Keep grinding my Alphas, Betas and Sigmas.

[@ih8mylife]

These get better with every video XD

[@N1GHTSTRIKER-45]

The Beta Is Weak But The Sigma Endures! - Alpha Ma(le)rines

[@keaganthedude]

Stinkhammer 40k Spooge Marine 2

[@JohanKylander]

The Mechanicus has found a Bad dragon STC.

[@non-applicable3548]

You make funny meme jokes but this is unironically coming

[@spaceon_fr]

based waifu choice

[@El_Presidente_5337]

Thank you for this.

[@BioHazardCL4]

Pure poetry

[@BEPPEJHA]

this is really high, damn, this is peak, this is quality omg

[@Samoyed-pilg]

Божественно.

[@siaowun9418]

this the game where they gotta fight vtubers and the xenarite simps that worship them

[@karlsundkvist6603]

The golden throne is a fucking toilet that the emperor peeks out of

[@ИльяМихайлов-э4л]

This video made me to go outside and touch the grass even though it's winter.

[@leandrogoethals6599]

how u copied that robic voice?

[@DirtPerson]

Hate it. Thank you for posting.

[@bulldowozer5858]

Chat, is this Sigma?

[@bingusbongus9807]

even in death, i serve the pomnissiah

[@BerserkBeakie]

My dearest tech adept please get off the 40000chan you've gotten cognitive faults

[@nothing3065]

Dat fart has new meaning

[@suslik1940]

MechanicSUS

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Mewchanicus made me lol 😂

[@vedymin1]

Thats some grimdank fr fr☕🗿 🐸

[@orenoishadoukuurass]

Captain Mizuki B class hero rank 71 One punch man

[@Ramzi1944]

Signs of the times

[@FullCaber]

this is some gold content

[@gottinrod]

Chad emperor of simpkind isnt sussy! Goated for real on gods!

[@Alfonse-dm6ht]

Modern Warfare Series Brainrot Version ?

[@Parz1val465]

"Ballin'sarias stop shitposting in the Astartes Gen chat and making them kill themselves"

[@jackle7896]

How do you do the effects for the voice to match up with the mechanicus intro?

[@RedspadesX]

BASED

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Honestly based

[@Sonichero151]

Someone contact the Omnissiah..... i think this mechanicus chapter got a slannesh virus

[@Azzo_Dude]

What software you can have that voice though!