Halo: Reach Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

[@CJMattis]

F in chat for Noble Team! Like & share with friends or streamers (and comment jokes you think others might’ve missed!)

[@ceilmasaya6810]

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[@ipostlamememesallthetime953]

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[@Aightbudd]

No Bull*

[@sunny3545]

F for No-Bull they rizzed their last gyats

[@dreadnought4141]

F

[@sErgEantaEgis12]

I came here to laugh, not to cry. Making Noble Six a mother was actually a really interesting idea.

[@BlackStoneDiamond]

Don't worry she'll just respawn at her bed

[@CommentedHere0]

​@@BlackStoneDiamondWhat a dream.

[@Steve-xo5pq]

I was thinking the same thing, now I'm gonna cry every time I play this 😭

[@FoulOwl102]

I would've never thought that I'd start tearing up at the end of a brain rot parody, and yet here we are

[@Tacoguy1000]

Even brain rot can't fully turn the last scene unto a comedy routine. That's pretty wholesome.

[@bobska_2]

Based fam that scene is built different

[@T.C.D_Official]

Fr. pretty based tho

[@Spudtron98]

The way the dumb comedy is contrasted by the genuinely heartfelt emotion really reminds me of the Red Vs Blue days

[@HalTheBot]

100%. Especially with the ending. That really felt like it could’ve came right out of Season 10

[@patk.8010]

Bro that Six lore subplot was peak. That was the opposite of brainrot at the end.

[@Historianization]

It's like Bo Burnham White Woman's Instagram, it's all a show until it isn't.

[@achd5083]

Emile’s character didn’t even change he just became more talkative

[@666meowth]

bro's brain came pre-rotted. respect

[@matthewpoile1195]

"I'm just happy to queue up as a full stack again" this is my favourite line, it's perfect

[@shawnikus1810]

Real

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

Kek

[@CollinDood]

I lost it when he said "Pull up subway surfers so I can pay attention"

[@orctrihar]

Truly a millenial brainrot pro

[@bruhhunter8258]

As someone who basically know nothing about HALO, this is now my head canon.

[@blbarker3802]

As a Halo lore nerd who studies it religiously, same

[@dreadnought4141]

As a diehard reach fan.... damn this is way better than I was expecting....

[@oglittness8057]

Remember BLEACH

[@King_Sus]

@@oglittness8057 Yeah lmao

[@hazelwander]

Ok but this is unironically pretty good? The character development and everything goes hard

[@SergeantSniper]

Nice horse. also damn this was all awesome

[@ferragamo_falcon]

"you think the world stops spinning because your friend dies in a hilarious explosion?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@kenl.6340]

"Waze will drive you through a fucking orphanage if it means saving you 11 minutes. I trust Waze with my fucking life." 😂😂😂

[@MrAluminum]

How is this brainrot ending making me cry gyattdayum

[@CheezeBreaux]

My generation grew up with the ¨abridged¨ parodies and badly animated sketches with off voices made by seemingly the same people but this is another level of parody, from the meticulously toned AI voices to match the originals almost perfect and packed with an endless stream of jokes that land on the nail every time, I imagine this guy sitting on his bedroom for countless hours across several days writing and tuning his jokes as Eminem did with his raps, you give me the same type of aura and that's real cap! xD

[@Spudtron98]

Eh I still prefer actual voice acting over AI crap, even if said AI crap is actually well-done for once.

[@ArthurHuizar]

@Spudtron98 So the AI was handled perfectly and you're still calling it crap? Let's get out of here, No-Bull Team.

[@Spudtron98]

@@ArthurHuizar I just don’t like essentially stealing someone’s voice.

[@blueleader7693]

@@Spudtron98 best part is, you dont have to. or support someone who does. but you could also just not be a bitch. this problem has many angles. i doubt youll take the one that benefits others though, it seems pretty clear like its more important that other people benefit what you want.

[@HellsProphecy]

"Were probably saving like 5000 dollars between us, thats almost like a thousand dollars!"

[@williamroeben]

Laughed out loud through most of it, then actually cried at the end. Damn.

[@raemont1328]

Thats No Parody, Thats Art

[@scott-gaming.8834]

“Never had any to lose…before today.” God fucking DAMN

[@wizardofwaz1175]

"I"ll calm down the hostage. STOP FREAKIN' THE F*** OUT! YOU'RE ALL FREAKIN' THE F*** OUT! She's still screaming, I don't think that worked."

[@emeraldiontut2401]

Me going into this video"haha brainrot funni" Me after the video"😭😭😭" Why is this shit actually peak tho

[@halifaxsteppenwulf7980]

Ok this us definitely the best one yet no cap. Making them actual characters is the perfect evolution

[@Vaksharules1999]

Jesus there was a lot of emotion here. It was hilarious but also Kat's death scene and the ending were amazing. 6's message to her daughter broke my heart. Spectacular writing, for real.

[@frenziedyeti8277]

Jun right at the beginning: “You should drink bleach.”💀

[@tacticalmattress]

I feel like he's always thinking that

[@gameoverlordN7]

"I played Microsoft Flight simulator I'm a brick" Ya know, for a brick, you flew pretty good

[@queboy2]

Can't even cap, shit had me bawling.

[@SpicyChedderJack]

even when it's silly as fuck, those moments still hit. There is legitimately something in my eye, but I am in fact crying. Thanks,

[@araw540]

Oh dear god, no... Not my favorite halo... this started as brainrot, But ended as a reminder of why I love halo reach, above even the original trilogy. Spartan's never die...they go back to lobby.

[@seanc4501]

"I'm only throwing when I'm tossing grenades" Gyatt damn that went so fucking hard

[@ifarded4986]

Damn that ending hit way too close to home. My daughter always makes me silly little pictures. I really need to appreciate them more.

[@ColinWhoLikesStuff]

This deserves millions of more views than 14K. So many of these videos just want to do a bit, it’s rare to find a story teller so talented that can use brianrot to make something so just GOOD

[@thekingboyz8693]

Noble team, I thought it was No Bull team. GENIUS😂

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Carter is so funny in this. Anyway, even brainrot can't take away from this game. It's perfection. Plus the "Tell her she's gonna be an artist someday" and "Never had any family... until now" hurt. And that ending...

[@Aaronsimpson555]

The mass effect music just makes this hit differently

[@Freddabeast-lx6bd]

Bro what was that emotional ass ending shit got me in tears

[@matthewpoile1195]

Amazing, the internet was not a mistake

[@ogyonmastaflux]

bro wtf is this ending you got me crying like a yee yee ass on gah fr fr no cap 💯💯💯💯💯

[@xenonyx]

I thought it was gonna be YTP but holy shit this is actually so good

[@Cosmic-Militia]

Noble 6 spittin’ bars today🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️

[@343GuiltyMoo]

Carter being dumb af is so good

[@akiramasashi9317]

That was based. Goated even. Goated with the sauce.

[@SirHenrylulz]

Why is this…. Unironically so damn good? Got me feeling things while I’m trying to play Subway Surfers

[@meteorsr2339]

Expected some dumb laughs, ended up watching absolute cinema.

[@lt.random210]

This was an emotional journey

[@eddymercan7487]

Mommy 6 clutched the W in the end

[@Hadgerz]

This broke me up harder than the actual ending.

[@TylerRaid]

How dare you make me cry. How. Fucking. Dare.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

0:38 A Spartan with gyattitude🥵🥵🥵

[@dreadnought4141]

This was... a lot better than what I was expecting. It's definitely a testament to your creativity and the source material that in even the deepest depths of brainrot Halo Reach still somehow manages not to pull any punches. ;)

[@WisdomThumbs]

This affected me so profoundly that I’m watching it twice. How the fuck did you make so many of us cry with *this?*

[@SpartanFore]

How was this both heartwrenchingly sad yet also hilariously dumb at the same time?

[@scythedragon8071]

Bro mentioned the galaxy gas. ALSO WHY AM I CRYING

[@sleepystalin5606]

Holy shit this video had no right being that fucking good

[@birdofterror6628]

"Can't have SHIT on Reach! We should have been gone we should have BEEN GONE why are we not already in fifth gear?"

[@koekje00005]

How **dare** you make a shitpost & hide genuinely good writing & wholesome content in it? This gave 6 an actual personality & makes the last scene eye-watering well done

[@TheMrrobustus]

Crying from laughter then that ending man why you gotta do that??

[@vehementshortfuze4820]

God damn dude. What a Gem. If this doesn't blow up I'ma be livid.

[@r.h.why.s]

This is legitimately a master piece

[@Mamotraxer21]

END OF THE GRIND!

[@FletcherCat]

I don't know how the hell you managed to make brainrot memes genuinely funny and have actual depth to them, but it's amazing

[@Mega-Brick]

I'd give anything in the world to have just one last message from my mom, so that ending was way more devastating than it had any right to be.

[@MrGanjie]

The subtly of "If everything is a joke, nothing is" right before that death scene was actually pretty well laid out

[@BlackStoneDiamond]

I should've known no amount of brainrot could block out the original story. At least they all got sent back to lobby instead

[@DragonSoulMusic]

Unreasonably well written and high quality vid, I hope to be this funny someday lmao

[@Vuthakral]

I came here for the meme, you made me cry at the end; what the fuck man my friends & I were all watching this together laughing, but we were all just dead silent at the end, that hit so hard

[@MatanZlatan]

that ending was actually emotional, good job, F in the chat!

[@iconicjet3043]

this is beautiful man, keep doing videos like these. Not necessarily brain rot, just always beautiful and well put like this one.

[@GarryTheDM]

The best part of the video was the chat saying the most wild shit

[@BeavPlays]

Holy shit that was amazing from start to finish. I cried laughing throughout, then just ended up crying at the end. Epic work m8

[@topcat5233]

Ngl, the gen alpha slang between the curvy bracket cheeks deadass is sussy af. on god.

[@colechestnut6627]

Damn, didn't expect the end to get so emotional

[@lukepensabene6086]

No bullshit better than anything industry studios are pumping out. Excellent work.

[@trayway866]

that was NOT expected, i got emotional

[@invisibleaccount9284]

You did a great job, legitimately more touching than the original despite being a satire

[@T0mN7]

The last monologue... I didn't come here to cry! :(

[@leggonarm9835]

"Spartans never die. They only hide in caves." - Halsey

[@etiennepienaar6572]

This made more sense than most of the brainrot I see in the real world every day. This is like a cross between a YTP and extra fan lore. Hilarious and kind of inspiring

[@afroize]

"you should drink bleach" he's so real for that

[@robroad7187]

bro you pulled off an awesome ending, i came here to laugh and i ended up crying

[@thenetnewb]

This is isn't just a meme, a casual shitpost, or a youtube poop; this is art - a certified hood classic! Whatever sauce you were cooking with to make this masterpiece, you need to keep using! How you managed to make something this silly, entertaining, and yet oddly compelling and impactful is truly commendable. Keep it up!

[@LastGenRichtofenn]

this was way funnier than i thought it would be before i clicked on it. one good use of AI

[@luishsteuer1660]

Oh my god I held it in for as lot as I could but “what the fuck is happening” and “oh here we go again” just fucking broke me!

[@joeymendez1442]

The mourning jorge scene and ending were so damn good !!

[@nemesis2620]

I dead for 3 hard minutes when I learned that Nobel team was actually "No Bull team"

[@Quasai-ov6yk]

Oh my fucking god that actually got me in tears bro

[@Vyssin]

It has been a very very long time since I've laughed this hard. I can't tell if this video is cringe, funny, wholesome, or sad.

[@_Sneaks]

Never judge a book by its cover. This is a masterpiece.

[@Dcll8451]

It got so real when they talked about Jorge’s death 😂 edit: that ending was even more of a gut punch give this mf a directors role

[@meredithunit]

This was so damn good, I laughed a bunch, I felt shit, I was in awe. Well done, indeed.

[@Kilo_Alpha_Delta]

This is some pretty wholesome brainrot. Honestly loved this video lol

[@BxRob927]

Nah I cried at the end bro

[@LifelessProjektion_EmptyInside]

Best fucking parody ever. You have certainly outdone yourself yet again. Keep it up!!

[@skif1967]

modern day masterpiece

[@revemb4653]

Halo is easily a 10/10 series and you somehow made it better

[@justyouraveragem4a136]

This went harder than it had any right to

[@craftynest3435]

Holy shiz man, that ending was genuinely so good

[@chasetega5522]

Holy shit you cant make me cry more than Reach actually did bruh 😭

[@Enderwave22]

You're a TRUE FUCKING HALO FAN, AND A REAL ONE!

[@ooblegoo5785]

Not even brainrot can ruin reach, Istg this is the best game ever made

[@SergeantSniper]

this is the most beautiful shitpost I've ever fucking seen. I might have cried, at least on the inside.

[@SheriffSticky]

Literally the best video of this year