Tumblr Posts - Episode 17

[@yuoogami4885]

And today i discovered that not only not all heroes wear capes, also some of them can get away with not wearing pants to school.

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

I was one of them... Here’s the story: I was K-2nd grade when I was fed up with someone’s shit, so I threw my arms up, pulled off my pants (and underware, cuz why not), and ran out the class. I ran across the school, through the library, and almost out the school when the teachers caught me. This was before my diabetic surge for food, so I was fast as fuck, boi... I ended up getting grounded, and it was totally worth it...

[@Dannyrealest]

SuperSansCraft Comment Edition yes.

[@Dannyrealest]

Yu Oogami YeS.

[@sebastianzaczek]

_For never was a story of more woe_ _O bard Alexa, play us despacito_

[@romanminaster5180]

*SO INPERATINAL*

[@tsfusion3033]

DerSibbe Get rid of "us", then it fits the Iambic Pentameter.

[@justadumb8864]

I would like to like your post, but I wouldn't want to ruin your 420, so I'll settle for a comment.

[@jackiesharp018]

@@justadumb8864 you can like now, I found it at 440

[@maryelizabetasweetkins6664]

Poetic

[@_wheat856]

The letter A is a triangle in itself

[@GTX-hm5rh]

Jestingwheat856 Well yes bu-... Bu- bu- bu- But no.

[@bibasik7]

*Several triangles are typing...*

[@sithis36]

Triforce confirmed

[@senddeath6901]

... so the word TRIANGLE has a triangle in it...

[@MalamiteLtd]

@@senddeath6901 So does ILLUMINATI. And it has 3 I's.

[@arode1916]

This video really plarps my bees

[@Ranc1d_G0th]

Why am i laughing so hard

[@blod9862]

MAJESTIC CinamonRol I charmingly whisper into your ear, my enchanting voice carrying you away “plarp my bees”

[@homosexuaI]

Digital Kingdoms The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!" To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage. "My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."

[@homosexuaI]

Digital Kingdoms’ I charmingly whisper into your ear, my enchanting voice carrying you away “put my bees in a state of distress” ‘

[@bingbongboi6194]

RAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mme.veronica735]

French is definitely air gargling. From the perspective of a Highschool french student.

[@yessauce9971]

As a middleschool student who started learning french also, I can confirm this

[@icedcoffeenoctule3131]

as a fifteen year old British person I still have no idea what middleschool is

[@AReallyBoredFlower]

Middle school is school you take from age 11 to 13. Or grades 6-8. Highschool is age 14 to 18 or grades 9-12. Hope that made a little more sense.

[@icedcoffeenoctule3131]

AReallyBoredFlower thank you

[@ash4d]

@@icedcoffeenoctule3131 huge mood

[@dapperboisnatcher8459]

"Gotham is safe." This is too pure I can now die in peace

[@simeonrice6047]

2:26 About that idea. What if they all exist, and all the different religions are just them messing with us.

[@cutecommie]

What if they all *don't* exist and all the different religions are just stupid myths that no rational human can believe.

[@It_sSophiaUwU]

@@cutecommie um... Fuck right off?

[@paladin_2164]

What about the Christian God?

[@casualspartan4532]

@@paladin_2164 in all honesty, if the other gods existed, the Christian God physically would not, as the other gods being there means he wouldn't be the only god.

[@paladin_2164]

Alex Collins But he said ALL of them

[@KibSquib48]

2:27 Mom said its my turn to start the thunderstorm

[@MethuselahWinter]

Memes. Dank Rhea: “Hades for the last time stop hiding your brother’s Trident, and return the thousand souls you took right now or I am sending you to Tartarus without supper.”

[@Nokturnt]

Njord: Poseidon, chill on the waves please, I really want San Diego to get lots of fish! Poseidon: But the entire southern half is flaming, I am just trying to help! Njord: Look, is not doing anything except battering the shore and boats, lay off... Poseidon: Fine... I guess... *Mean while in the Clouds* Ra: Okay... I leave for a couple years and look on what happened to California! Xihe: It's not my fault, I left sun command to Apollo Apollo: Hey, that is not fair, you gave me the keys to the Sun Chariot Xihe: Because I don't need no flaming piece of trash! Ra: *facepalms and wonder why is he not the only sun god*

[@epsi1259]

Osiris: Hades it's my turn to judge the dead Hades: No it's Pluto's turn Osiris: who the fuck is Pluto? Hades: * puts on fake moustache * Pluto: it is I Puto, God of the underworld Osirus: you have to be kidding me.

[@helenanilsson5666]

Meanwhile Oden, Loke, Eris and Hermes are roaming the world to wreck havoc on everything.

[@festethephule7553]

Fit Sun Wokong somewhere in here, and I will die happy.

[@andrewamalfitano2261]

I live in Canada where if we get like 3 feet of snow in one storm. If it fell all in one sheet people would be killed.

[@aryanastonks1879]

Andrew Amalfitano ikr lol we got 7 feet of snow this year

[@420jarsofthiccrawsauce5]

Andrew Amalfitano avalanches would be way more common and there would never be snow on mountains... Avalanches would happen every time it snows

[@llamalover9403]

Only the strong will survive

[@deffdefying4803]

Natural selection

[@smokeheaven2990]

The tundra games

[@jakeywakeyshakeybakey]

"If you don't get me waffles I am going to tell Grandma you let Daddy put is peepee in your mouth" I AM DYING XDDDDDDDD (Edit) Thx for so much likes!

[@inovvv913]

Its most likely fake

[@senorhab2537]

sword2469 it may be but it’s still hilarious

[@ShAdOwPuNk1995]

Preying Mantises inventing the phrase “take out” confirmed.

[@TheAdvertisement]

2:05 Percy Jackson in a nutshell. 5:06 No it’s because that all he thinks people can act, since that’s all people do to him.

[@penthactussoul9455]

I dont think Plankton programed Karen to mock him. I believe he programed her to be his wife but also to learn by herself and stuff. She developed/evolved by herself from time to time to eventually be like this how she is now.

[@abigailmccarthy9982]

•TheKaisTzar • *Someone else knows!!!!!!* **screeches faintly in the distance**

[@Jaune_Magala]

┌─┐ ┴─┴ ಠ_ರೃ I say

[@locomona64]

SIR YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO CONSTRUCT A GENTLEMAN FACE INNOVATION ON THIS LEVEL HAS NEVER BEEN ACHIEVED. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, OH WISE STRANGER *bows*

[@Jaune_Magala]

Young-ling this gentleman face, has existed in ancient early 2000's, during the era of my space,4chan, and ad less KZbin. It has been said to be long forgotten, but only a few recognize and re-use this just on a few occasions.

[@daisymay6684]

**sips tea mysteriously**

[@ametsunami4070]

MY GOOD CHAP or JOLLY BAD SHOW? They both apply

[@TheSlooker]

2:28 this is literally all of Rick Riordan books in a nutshell

[@yttrium7646]

"No, Kelly, that's illegal."

[@SunburstSenshi]

“I have too much swagger for the dagger” *is promptly killed twice*

[@krjwla]

despacidon't

[@queenjoy7217]

@@gangrenousbot2836 your amazing

[@matrixphijr]

*Dr Evil voice* Ladies and gentlemen, despaci-don't.

[@stray_bad_dog]

Dunkin *dont's*

[@madisonbrooks5793]

Excuse me?! Slytherin's the best house, how dare that person!

[@amethystziggurat9946]

You know what really plarps my bees? When you can't find the droids you're looking for!

[@mothmanssugarbaby5978]

2:27 I find this absolutely hilarious because this means Hestia and Loki would be arguing and for some reason I think that's very entertaining.

[@avacooksey8990]

For the last one, I literally said, without hesitation..."ah, my three favorite things". Im dying.

[@eyeleecat]

0:14 *How is this so funny to me* 2:27 *10/10 would yell at disney for this idea again* 3:58 And theres your french lesson, folks. 10:16 And thus a legend was made.

[@worm6492]

6:23 the aliens stole the fruit snacks so they can have a laugh about eating fruit snacks that have been to earth

[@nitroesiotrot5155]

A vampire meteor storm and a snowstorm at the same time would be scary it would be a six foot pile of vampires just fell on everyone

[@beardbeardedbeardsbeardedh9374]

Thoses vampires, they come from space, they must be the ones that stole the snacks

[@lulashlyn728]

What are you guys on

[@aurone7235]

@@lulashlyn728 we are on memes high

[@Iscreamatmycousin]

@@aurone7235 No, im on air

[@whotao-tf1gw]

I’m sorry but why Vampires.

[@iamnobody7044]

10:19 There is an ad from my local funeral service: We heard of someone burying a corpse in woods. Well no suprise it was found. *Don't be an idiot, Call the specialists.*

[@autumnsprite]

That post about the gods...have you heard of rick riordan?

[@epsi1259]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@tristangreene8581]

Whonis he?

[@autumnsprite]

@@tristangreene8581 an amazing author who kinda did what the post said

[@autumnsprite]

@Matthew Mehring the heroes of olympus series is greek and roman, the kane chronicles is egyptian (which is canon in PJ universe bc the Kanes met Percy and Annabeth), and tbe magnus chase series is Norse (also canon in PJ universe bc Magnus is Annabeth's cousin)

[@ashevilletrainman6989]

“Gargling with air” “soda is crunchy water “ why do these things make sense

[@theysaystayinyour9213]

5:13 sounds like a conversation I would have with my best friend.

[@alauramercereau5391]

The last one killed me, lol. I'm literally addicted to these now.

[@Stella_56]

I'm French and I'm offended... I didn't get to participate.

[@ash4d]

Spanish but you speak it in cursive

[@FartOfAsspiration]

So it really plarts your bees?

[@yasmine2566]

6:29 you stopped them from invading earth by offering them what they thought a sacrifice

[@alexismyers6053]

The one about the Navy recruiting people who can’t swim made me laugh. One of my sister’s 2 best friends from high school couldn’t swim and jointed the Navy after graduation lol

[@justabiloserdoinsomecovers5654]

1:16 welsh, can confirm. used to piss my welsh teacher off by whispering it every other minute lmao

[@hiagain1463]

When you have too much swagger for the dagger but your bees are plarped: O bard Alexa, play us Despacito

[@miloo2995]

Brainy dude really is so smart. He gets cats as thumbnails to make us watch the video cause we love cats

[@claylilac]

1:49 it was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.

[@kingofawesomeness5375]

4:50 I love seeing those two pictures read by cowbelly's calm, british voice, It's hallirious

[@PsychoVdude13x]

I taught my cat the high five thing, too. He usually doesn't overstep his boundaries towards food unless it's spray cheese.

[@chriswalbridge9512]

I just stopped my cat yawning by booping his snoot. My day is complete.

[@Mugelbbub16]

Ravenge-claw Slythe-Erin

[@mme.veronica735]

Avatar the Last Airbender is better than The Legend of Korra in every way except animation.

[@leonbuol6470]

Zonofv 1 how could you say something so controversial yet so brave

[@penthactussoul9455]

One does not simply disagree with you.

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

Thank you for your contribution to the truth.

[@nerdisnopinata8892]

8:38 My Grandad couldn't swim but he was in the Navy. They tried to teach him to swim by throwing him into the water. They made him transfer to the airforce when they couldn't teach him. He also jumped in water whenever his sons dared him to, and they would have to drag him out.

[@mentallyunstableorphan]

You thought that boy was in a costume? No, that was me.

[@xaiano794]

8:40 - most people in the navy couldn't swim in the past and actively avoided learning, that way if they fell overboard they wouldn't have a slow, painful death as there was literally no hope of ever swimming to shore if you were in the ocean.

[@sxbrxna612]

This is the best video ever 😂😂😂

[@Rgnl4]

*DON'T PLARP HIS BEES*

[@JTVStudiosRBLX]

Im a welsh person and there are *TWO* ways to say microwave Poptyping Or Meicrodon (May•Crow•Don)

[@Kimmy0721]

That last one sounds like a dinosaur

[@u-thix2436]

@@Kimmy0721 Sounds like if a dinosaur was microscopic

[@t.j.cornett7495]

@@u-thix2436 na it's got little teeth...

[@visibleconfusion9894]

Tumblr posts? what about Redditn't posts?

[@kyamiwatersong424]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? i think yesn't

[@Not_Claptrap]

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? Dude you got 13 thousand subs, change your name to, "can we get 15000 subscribers without videos?"

[@awesomepossume3682]

*J O I N. M Y. G A Y. F A N. C L U B:* youtu.be/join/ct-lu5bOmhC9JI

[@Rykaria]

Reddont

[@hobgoblin8038]

Are you the new Justin Y.? We only need one.

[@nonameforyou2238]

"No Kelly that's Illegal" yeah that's what they all said to R.Kelly

[@thepip3599]

3:59 As a Canadian who was forced to learn french in school for years, I can confirm this. I still somehow don’t know french.

[@granpappytom5540]

2:18 Have you *heard* of Rick Riordan? That's essentially what he wrotes about.

[@鷲尾桃]

1:14 sorry to burst your bubble but that's false :( the actual word for microwave is meicrowden If it helps, the welsh word for hufflepuff is hufftypuff :)

[@oyeog77]

"Maleficent!" Kuzco yells, "You threw off my groove."

[@mavendeo]

4:58 OMG, and so did Dr. Blight!

[@shirleyvargas1117]

The cucumber one got me 😂😂😂

[@alexisguillen8400]

That's why you fucking got Slytherin HAAAAH🤣.

[@mrbenoit5018]

Ever had one of those days when aliens steal your fruit snacks?

[@shanerooney7288]

Person : you're such a cute cat. Grumpy cat : no nyu.

[@axeyouaquestion]

The Disney Princess one is an amazing idea I could imagine the chick from brave (merida?) just gives an amazing pep speech before a big fight and everyone's just like "yo what this girl saying bro"

[@insertusername1049]

1:16 being welsh, I’m glad my language helped.

[@lorettabes4553]

I love Andre's mom. She's so funny

[@monsieurbobblehead3854]

Oh my god! It's a BATMINN

[@RealQuin]

that last one XD very clever

[@harrisonmundschutz2654]

The one about non-swimmers and the navy was actually a thing. British sailors who knew how to swim were considered defeatist in Victorian times.

[@ainsleyking7372]

GUYS ITS ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND I JUST TEXTED PEOPLE “That really plarps my bees” AND NOTHING ELSE, I’M SO PROUD ARE YOU GUYS PROUD? #brainydude

[@johnnie98765]

2:05 Is somewhere between the plot of Terry Pratchett's "Pyramids" and "Small Gods" Read a book people!! 😋 haha

[@Hades-lg8fd]

im living for the robot voice saying "incoming" "WHAP"

[@MalamiteLtd]

With this dagger I will make your swagger stagger.

[@thatonedood8679]

I feel like when I watched this for the first time, i saw bioncle sponsored in this video. *Oh how he have ascended*

[@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377]

9:42 This whole post is now one of the strongest reasons of why I wanna have kids

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

“The rules of engagement for mall kiosk owners and Pokémon trainers are exactly the same”

[@Shadoegamer]

For that last one my reaction literally was “it can be all three for people too” ummm yeah so imma go now

[@Skipsjack]

*Coolest bee on the block*

[@cuaroz5808]

Wasps triggered

[@mannequia8294]

The fucking little boy batman post was so fucking precious oh my god

[@tythekingrs4775]

2:05 Literally just the GoW Canon

[@Maria-ep8ok]

1:04 This reminds me of Shawn #mendesarmy

[@Mr_Boness]

MY CAT MANO LOOKS JUST LIKE THE THUMB NAIL!!!

[@brathering_tv]

2:42 I wonder if in 13 years (2031!!!) People will Talk about Technology from today the same way.

[@kingofawesomeness5375]

0:54 I know that one and love it but the one after that is awesome too

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

5:08 actually sandy knows the technology and even stated a model implying he bought it at Walmart

[@albobland7646]

2:03 you use this exact one in a later episode btw

[@null2010]

*trying not to laugh bc of smol pupper on lap* SENNNDDD HALLLPPPP

[@lionguy4107]

so according to urban dictionary, "plarp" is a slang adjective meaning "frustrated/angry." so basically "dont plarp his bees" probably means "dont piss off his bees"

[@mp-lily7908]

9:26 that’s not a kegela or whatever, it’s a Snozzcumber. (Hehe, nostalgia.)

[@kai1610]

I watched 17 of these before my mother got out if the bathroom

[@elenamccracken544]

Omg the cat on the thumbnail is almost identical to my cat

[@mavendeo]

2:04 And that is my actual religion in a nutshell except I imagine it like a gigantic, over-zealous anime high school club recruitment episode.

[@nala_the_dragonborn1450]

10:39 when I see a cat, i go awww.. so cute! In a cooey voice.(doesn't matter what size, it's cute and fluffy) but when I get home and see my cat sitting on the couch, I'm all like "sup shit face"

[@arcanonn]

No one: Kazoo if Civility Me: I gotta get one of those

[@carolinaceballos8360]

Supernatural already did the one of the gods of every religion hahaha

[@shyloandromeda4470]

My video pauses while the illuminati post was playing for not reason... confirmed lololol

[@fortune8616]

Good one

[@Catlady29]

The kitty in the thumbnail omg 😭

[@DraconicDuelist]

Plarp. The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!" To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.

[@mr.infinity1887]

I was totally that kid with the Batman costume when I first got mine when I was a kid

[@mizunami379]

10:18 😂That one *killed* me

[@Iscreamatmycousin]

8:23 i got an ad before it was fjnished saying prjicess so it said " _you're a prince, and you're going to marry a prince_ "

[@Squidly_Venture]

The thing that rlly plarps my bees about the A.I. voice is that it takes normal words like “Egyptian” and pronounces it as “edge-p-shin” and it drives me fucking nuts

[@peteytweety7519]

the bombs could be tomato powered, like potato batteries

[@Tucher97]

2:10 ah let me introduce to you how gods exist in Warhammer 40k, either through strong belief or murder fucked into existances