Brand Twitter's Many Scandals

[@kmg9763]

Let's not forget "Silence, Brand". All Praise the Omnissiah.

[@SussySerbo]

May your cojutators perform at an accelerated rate, and may your toasters be shiny.

[@_mossy_8520]

?

[@wheelooze4655]

Machine spirt with you.

[@danielwenderski1428]

@「 Deadpoppin 」 all glory to the omnissiah

[@RadiumMuncher]

Mmmmmm toasters.

[@FAILaTHON97]

The intro got me confused on whether I should be asking "how's the weather up there?" or "how's the weather down there?"

[@ManyKudos]

its surprisingly cold

[@Jane-oz7pp]

@@ManyKudos bro I think you're overheating

[@Sonichero151]

@@ManyKudos isn't heat suppose to rise? That's literally why everyone that cheats on a science test ends up in the first circle

[@jinx3278]

Yeah the military has some pretty dark stuff to get people hyped, during a graduation thing from Air Force basic training we were in an auditorium and watched a video montage of USAF vehicles blowing up trucks, buildings, and people, to the sound of Thunderstruck. At the time we all screamed like banshees and cheered, but looking back on it, it was kinda fucked up.

[@ManyKudos]

Bruh what the fuck lmao I can totally see that happening too, my ape brain would've been hyped

[@fingernecklace4817]

Throughout history, imperial militaries have always depended on appealing to the basest instincts of the easiest people to manipulate--the young and/or poor (ideally those who are both). It's also necessary to actively desensitize these people to brutal violence, and convince them that they are fighting for vaguely defined abstract concepts that also appeal to pathos, such as "freedom", "the fatherland", "our ancestral religion", etc. while turning their attention away from any real examination of the concrete reality of who benefits and how (answer, most of the time: the wealthy, powerful people who start the war, but don't actually fight it, will get wealthier and more powerful). Don't sell your life to the federal government, kids. They're prepared to break you psychologically and then send you to die, you think they have any motivation at all to be honest with you, or to spend money on you after your purpose as a pawn is all used up? Don't be a fuckin rube. Spend that energy elsewhere, and OF YOUR OWN VOLITION.

[@StrazdasLT]

Well part of Basic is conditioning you to be able to pull the triger when you need to. Most people are really bad at it normally.

[@weelzneal4768]

Thought it was always a given that when you sign up that you're gunna be ordered to kill ppl that disagree with someone you never met

[@chattingesque372]

@@StrazdasLT he sounds like a f...

[@henriquejambu]

Relating to that Burger King one, I think it was McDonald’s that on women’s day (I think) gave the day off to all their male employees so all the restaurants only had female staff 💀

[@sebastiangibson9671]

Why give men the day off on woman’s day?

[@DouglasQuaid999]

@@sebastiangibson9671 cos they belong in the kitchen, amirite fellas???

[@sebastiangibson9671]

@@DouglasQuaid999 lol

[@niatscreations4913]

Holy based female empowerment

[@sebastiangibson9671]

@@niatscreations4913 LMAO

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

ok shoutout to the person who did the american air thing on 50 million names because ive been depleted of oxygen for at LEAST a full 2 minutes now

[@ManyKudos]

I've been wanting to talk about that for years now, I'm so glad I finally found space for it in a video

[@zachflag6506]

That’s the biggest-brain move I’ve ever seen from a troll, not even exaggerating. That’s better than the Alliance 2013 disaster

[@andre-th2rw]

@@ManyKudos oh man my sides. Airlines of course have no choice but to register any threat regardless of its origin making this a beautiful 4d chess trolling move.

[@JKSSubstandard]

It's just so completely perfect. It's a God damn Russian nesting troll

[@roowut]

@@zachflag6506 I need to know more about the alliance one

[@joepalmer5188]

I was a social media manager in a former life and this video is just bottled PTSD. 11/10 would #BRRRRT again

[@ManyKudos]

Congratulations on breaking free!

[@themyofmy]

Thanks joe

[@strittar]

Excellent vid but you forgot the tweet where McDonald said that "age is just a number" when someone asked about a Pokemon happy meal.

[@Wired_User]

Oh feck

[@foursidekm]

I mean that's an actual saying though. It's not just a thing pedos say

[@Ch40sInC0ntr01]

“And jail is just a Room.”?

[@Sigismund697]

@@Ch40sInC0ntr01 no it goes "Age is just a number and you're just a man"

[@InconspicuousBosch]

ManyKudos packs more laughs into a 20 minute video than Mars does peanuts into a King-sized Snickers bar, now available at your favorite retailer 😩👌

[@ManyKudos]

Damn, I sure could use an ice cold King-sized Snickers right now! I love Snickers candy products!

[@hesgoneplaid6478]

Silence, corporate shill!

[@sticklyboi]

@@hesgoneplaid6478 u sound upset, but worry not my friend, a nice King-sized Snickers™ bar will get u back in good spirits, only $2 at ur local corner store

[@zuuldestroyerofworlds4393]

@@sticklyboi wow, only 2 dollars? For all that chocolatey goodness? At my local retailers? No way

[@Deadhound141]

Meet me at the closest retailer. Barber: Say no more fam

[@Draknfyre]

ABC13 is in my hometown. The umbrella thing looks really dumb and insensitive on the surface, but it needs context. They ran a separate story about her earlier that week or the week before about her tragedies. And she had said at some point one of the things she regretted the most losing in the fire was her prized ABC13 umbrella. She was a huge fan of the weatherman seen in that tweet. So they surprised her with him personally bringing her another. So the tweet should've been written better, but it makes more sense and doesn't seem insensitive when you know the context.

[@adog3129]

that makes way more sense

[@slapith3931]

Alright, that's not nearly as bad as I thought. Odd that's what she was concerned about (not her house) but hey, people have the right to like what they want.

[@Draknfyre]

@@slapith3931 She was concerned for her house, but the umbrella was one of her possessions she really regretted losing.

[@CircusFoxxo]

Makes more sense, house can be replaced by insurance, items like the umbrella can be literally irreplaceable

[@papajohnathan1374]

Context for the last McDonald's tweet: In the UK, there's a specific type of haircut known as the 'meet me at McDonalds' which is super popular with 11-15 year olds Chavs. It looks dumb as shit even when done by a 'good' barber - so most of the time it looks awful. Still doesn't make the tweet any more funny.

[@sdewey4152]

Yup, like a bunch of poodles with incontinence.

[@jamesflames6987]

Say no more, fam.

[@ochuspin]

Is that what they call a “McDonalds hairline”

[@VanBourner]

And now it's the main haircut every zoomer has lol. I thought nothing will trump mullet in terms of goofy looks but here we are.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

The world would be a better place if Twitter was deleted.

[@kavinh10]

@mr freakout discord's ok, reddit and twitter are the real cancers.

[@ManyKudos]

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@mr freakout discord is okay for dms or groupchats but there is a REASON i avoid servers

[@PandyTimBR]

Agree all though I fear those Twitter retards would just infect a different platform

[@tarotsushima3332]

@@PandyTimBR Yeah, if Tumblr actually became the better choice as a platform because most of the former Tumblrinas flocked to Twitter after the porn ban was anything to go by. Who knows, they may flock to KZbin or Twitch and make it even more unsufferable than they already are.

[@theroadstopshere]

My Brand McBrainwashed brain has been eagerly awaiting this. The alliteratory insults and soothing similes will be truly spicy, just like Wendy's new Spicy Chicken Nuggets™️

[@ManyKudos]

Eats spicy goodness Like a BOSS

[@zombievac]

What's a Roadstop Sphere?!

[@4717-b7j]

@@zombievac dislexia detected

[@themyofmy]

@@4717-b7j dyslexia detected. you can't even spell dyslexia right

[@4717-b7j]

@@themyofmy never said I could

[@maestrofeli4259]

I can't believe the writters just decided to kill james blonde midway into the movie! Killing the main character so early into the movie is a bold move for sure. I wonder what will happen next!

[@lazilyymade]

His neck went further than my career success ever will.

[@KingCringeson]

Went higher than the preferred age of any Twitter user

[@ManyKudos]

Neck longgg with three g's

[@Bighairynutsinthewind]

@@ManyKudos no, 4

[@Downunderworlds]

@@ManyKudos Negggk

[@gameguy_]

big ed’s neck went further than my career

[@uselesspocketrat8932]

I dunno what this guys on about but Pepsi tweeting at somebody who just said they were enjoying some Coca Cola to kill themselves is hilarious to me.

[@edgarrivas6438]

Timestamp?

[@uselesspocketrat8932]

@@edgarrivas6438 no

[@edgarrivas6438]

@@uselesspocketrat8932 understandable

[@YukiAndZeroFTW]

@@edgarrivas6438 1:17 I got you

[@marvelousball]

@@edgarrivas6438 the video is 22 minutes long bro

[@RoboJay-jq3cu]

Any Poll's a goal season 3 already? Sweet.

[@DrCL-cl4eg]

Very serious Bussiness 2: serious Bugaloo

[@ethanisfancy]

"I hate those guys from Paris" Wow, can't believe someone would disrespect Emily in Paris like that

[@thejason755]

I’m legit surprised no ones used that before as a work around for saying the n-bomb on the sly. It’s genius.

[@themyofmy]

@@thejason755 Emily should be the reverse n-word, a slur towards white people

[@traskforge]

@@themyofmy My Emma

[@connorross123]

I genuinely didn't want this video to end. I could watch examples of this stuff forever.

[@paulofduty2005]

These videos have way more effort than they need for topics like these. Makes it look professional. Hope he gets blessed by the algorithm.

[@justhere9731]

The only social media manager I feel bad for is the crayola one, who has to spend every day telling Twitter users that negro means black in Spanish

[@The-Singularity-X01]

One would think most American's would know at least a little Spanish or French, given the proximity to Mexico and Canada. But no, they don't.

[@Sigismund697]

@@The-Singularity-X01 is almost as if they refuse to acknowledge other languages

[@holgerchristiansen4003]

@@The-Singularity-X01 Proximity is relative. If you live in Kansas for example, it is more than 1000 km to either Canada or Mexico. That is as close as germany is to russia. Or Poland to Finland.

[@silversonome5360]

​@@holgerchristiansen4003found the american

[@holgerchristiansen4003]

@@silversonome5360 I am from germany and have only been to the USA twice for vacation. No american to be found here. My comment uses kilometers, which should have been a big hint about me not being american ;)

[@itsyaboiDepression]

Hey ManyKudos, and everyone else that reads this, you should know that Private Internet Access recently got bought out, so be cautious when choosing their service and take the whole "no logs" thing with a grain of salt, you never know what the new owners will do (or not do)

[@sphereagram]

Thank you Mr. Balls

[@themyofmy]

Bro change your name my friends Candice and Joe died from ligma thats so disrespectful

[@mrdumdum7312]

@@themyofmy whos ligma

[@No-uc6fg]

@@mrdumdum7312 Steve Jobs

[@MultiDarkZen]

@@mrdumdum7312 your dad

[@nolram]

This video is good, I AM SURE THE #GUNNERS ON THE #A10 WOULD HAVE LIKED TO #HEAR THIS INSTEAD OF THE #BRRRR OF THE ENGINE

[@ohno1body]

the sound of freedom and life long tinnitus not covered by veteran's benefits

[@nolram]

@@ohno1body The sweet sweet sound of oil- ehhh I mean freedom ! Yes, freedom of course !

[@nolram]

@「 Deadpoppin 」 Well, it was a joke. I didn't think about it a whole lot. It was more of a general theme with the US having such a strong presence in the middle east because of its resources. Not sure about Afghanistan specifically.

[@connorross123]

The BRRRRRT is the sound of the 30mm gun, not the engine brotha!

[@TheAbigailDee]

The Spaghetti-o Pearl harbor Cryptid is absolutely the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. This had me laughing way too hard.

[@hjgould]

"the spaghetti-o pearl harbor cryptid"

[@harrybanning9107]

I came damn close to sharting my underoos with laughter at the American Airlines 50 million names tweet, absolutely legendary

[@stevebutters306]

About the pride stuff. As a gay man I find this rainbow-painted marketing to be extremely insulting. None of this even existed until it was safe and profitable for companies to do it. They're not "progressive." They're just corporations looking to shill and pander for every penny. I actively avoid supporting companies that do it.

[@jamesscott4574]

Leave it to a brand to grab something, leverage it for money and completely ruin it.

[@yoursonisold8743]

It's especially obvious when they are an international company with branches in places where it wouldn't get them browny points from the population/governments and they completely change tune there. You wont see any of the big corpos put on rainbow flags in Russia or Islam controlled countries. If they actually were progressive they'd take the blow in those markets and have a unified message.

[@blackneos940]

It's ok. Rainbows will always be beautiful. They're not anyone's to take, be it for ego or corporate wokeism. Maybe people should go back to putting drugs into certain soft drinks that rhyme with Woka Cola. Like the good 'ol days.

[@ThornForTheWynn]

I agree, although the fact that it is profitable at all tells me *some* progress is being made.

[@stevebutters306]

@@ThornForTheWynn I don't like to base my idea of society's progress around which groups are being newly exploited

[@Ganerrr]

6:30 comcast actually being just based here lmao

[@Seb_u]

E

[@djtoxicdhg]

Comcast is never based

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Banana

[@subtleusername5475]

it's like you didn't even watch the video. there are no "based" corporations you clown lmao. must be nice to happily swallow whatever they give you lmao

[@fingernecklace4817]

@@makin-yer-head-itch wait, what do you mean by "it's not comcast"? Yes, it's marketing meant to encourage sales, but in this case, that marketing is paid for, and made by, Comcast.

[@klg9549]

Brand twitters get a big, hard ... no from me. I remember over the years people would be like "Oh but this one is funny!" Nah it ain't! That's just what they want! I even find that official twitters for shows have gotten obnoxious too. At this point I just wish twitter would let me follow nobody, without suggesting me things. I just wanna make stuff and be far away from all that rubbish. Anyway, love the wacky editing.

[@ManyKudos]

I agree 100%, seeing people fall for the honey trap and go on Reddit to post epic Wendy's roasts was like bruh you're just doing their job for them

[@ethanaraujo9728]

Love this shit. You look like a buff nerd and it makes it so much funnier

[@thejason755]

As a buff nerd, it is funnier

[@autokrator_]

Thank you for pointing that out. I can’t unsee it now and it does indeed make his videos funnier.

[@JakeHire]

Burger King turned on Reddit mode

[@MorrisseyMuse]

No one on Reddit is old enough to use social media

[@ManyKudos]

Burger King slapped the big red button on their desk that says "REDDIT MODE". Suddenly, sirens

[@darthengineer1532]

tbh the war thunder twitter guy/social media manager is fucking epic at times. his valentine's day tweet has to be my favorite, and the guy is really in touch with the community and honestly doesnt do that bad for a game social media. love your channel, keep doing what you want to do!

[@FrankLoon]

Canadian Brand Twitter was especially depressing: They were desperate for attention and it just wasn't getting any traction. It was truly sad watching them try and fail.

[@shaqtaku]

What really baffles me is that most of these people don't even @ brands and still get a reply. Makes me wonder if said brands are searching their own names on twitter to find tweets with their name in them

[@ianquinn6814]

It's people like you that are actually able to get me to sit through a sponsors ad because it's not just you reading a script from the company. It, like Internet Historians ads, has personality unlike other sponsored videos, I may not get the product, but I enjoyed watching the sketch made for the ad.

[@flow185]

Its things like sponsor block that allows me to sit through a sponsored ad because i dont have to actually do it

[@petermaria52]

"Naive social media managers are most likely people too" I am making a shirt out of this

[@DrKoneko]

Someone on Tumblr had the idea for everyone to make 9/11 tweets like mad until a brand account did too and then watch them get absolutely flamed.

[@nikolai5839]

many kudos, ManyKudos! I honestly think that, as far as delivery is concerned, this was your best video so far. I've been following your channel since you had like 1000 to 10000 subs or something like that, and it's really cool to see how you seem more confident and competent from video to video. Keep on delivering more nice videos, you deserve all succes you already got and more!

[@ManyKudos]

Thank you so much mate, and thanks for being a long time supporter!

[@ssfbob456]

"It wasn't long before /b found it" Oh 4chan, the most chaotic neutral force of all time.

[@vyrus2]

Kudos I've watched this literally six times and I still literally spat out my water all over my floor while watching it again. Between your videos and beef boys you bring me a lot of laughter and general joy. Keep it up, gamer

[@peppermintmiso4341]

I fucking broke at his delivery of 50M names' threat. This channel's filled the ordinary-things-shaped hole after just binging all his 5 videos. This is comedy gold!

[@420blaze-it]

“Those guys from Paris...” Lmao, you’re slick, my guy from Paris.

[@capturedskull4269]

I love how even his ad breaks are better than 90% of the content on KZbin

[@heromedley]

i worked for a customer service once that handles social media accounts and never have i ever saw one employee with a soul left in their eyes.

[@j.j.714]

50 million names tweet fuckin killed me, man. Oh my good 💀 lmao

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

"I've been looking forward to this" count dooku.

[@spencerdemille4323]

I was literally just binge watching your other videos when this was posted. Gotta love it when the timing works out so perfectly. Great video as usual, keep it up!

[@SoyBoyZoot]

"The Jim Carrey we have at home" is the most underrated joke in this video.

[@fairguinevere666]

The uploading terrorist threats to the anti abortion twitter account really got me laughing. Like, just using naughty words is whatever and unoriginal, but getting an account nuked for violating rules is a level above.

[@m136dalie]

Love seeing brands failing miserably at social media

[@PoyimaMedia]

20:00 that tweet hits like the A10 itself. Cant even be mad at that

[@dfgdfg_]

The American Names 5:00 one was an absolute galaxy brain troll omg 🧠

[@gaymer5697]

tbh war thunder and burger king ones were funny as hell.

[@JP-st9hn]

South Park predicted this years ago. THE ADS HAVE BECOME HUMAN!

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

While I don't think Internet Historian is in danger of losing his top spot when it comes to great sponsorship ads... this was the closest I've seen to one being as good. You should take this as a huge compliment. Well done, MISTER KUDOS!

[@nastynate4916]

2:28 this tweet is the first time I can non-sarcastically say “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

[@atari947]

love this dude's personality

[@eternitisRequiem]

The US Air Force answers to the American people, just as all those in office should. The Air Force was told to delete their offensive Tweet by their employers: The American people

[@MrBradso]

Oh man, this had me laughing out loud. Another video smashed out of the park. Great work ManyKudos, love your work, keep it up!

[@ManyKudos]

Cheers Connor!

[@nephstar7910]

finally! I've binched all your content a few days ago. And I feel like I still have some brain that has not leaked thorugh my ears yet. Perfect timing for some new content! Love your vids, mate. awesome style and humor!

[@ManyKudos]

I'll get to work on leaking the rest of that brain now!

[@TysonPower]

Love when adds have effort put into them! More add lore pls.

[@BiodegradableYTP]

Hats off to all the madlads who've trolled Brand Twitter throughout the years. It's the only right thing to do! ;^) :^P

[@barryscott9590]

Not mentioning the "Arby's Waifu" which they literally encouraged because she "only looks like a kid" is a shame

[@sonicalex2536]

I’m sorry the fucking HUH????

[@seangiglio]

That guy who pulled off the 50 million names thing is actually the biggest brain play I have ever seen on the internet. Godspeed, whoever you are.

[@xenogod5463]

Why hasn’t internet historian commented SILENCE BRAND yet

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

"You're a payed intern for a brand twitter" Yeah. You're payed in time. We give you time and you spend it poorly, working for us..

[@garthmarenghi9040]

Nice to see our localization of Breaking Bad, where Walt needs money for a down payment on his Igloo.

[@keganrimmer6767]

Dude how do you not have more subs? The level of quality in your videos is astounding! You even took the time to get nice lighting setups for the ad break!

[@otaking3582]

If only this video was made after EA tweeted out "He's a 10, but he only plays single player games."

[@skeletontoes7692]

Two uploads with you today. Sweet

[@ManyKudos]

A man of culture, I see

[@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo]

Man, that scene with Blond and the super villain was awesome. Great vid.

[@deanrazor9023]

I love this guys sense of humor

[@DevilboyScooby]

Your ads are the most unique I've seen on KZbin. Many Kudos to you...

[@jsteinman]

I have to admit that I rely on fastfood to keep my bowels moving in a balanced fashion as I’m perpetually clogged up from all the doomsday news otherwise. I really hope Mcd survives the apocalypse

[@favoritemustard3542]

I bet they will with their McForever burgers... ...GL with the BMs!

[@MononymousM]

Oh fuck me, that 50 million names/American Airlines combo 🤣 I'm deceased.

[@dodgeman777]

Him: Meet me at McDonald’s Barber: Say no more, fam 😂😂👌🔥💯

[@dodgeman777]

1 like = 1 lmfaooo 😂👌

[@SheepDreams1]

Lmfaoo Burger King really thought they were on too something

[@h.wolrab440]

A1 ad zone Never laughed that many times during an ad for their sponsor

[@Baybren]

I told my brother to check out this channel to get ideas of how to edit videos well, and this was the first one he watched. Even as a meme conoisseur he was... confused... by the intro. Keep up the good work!

[@matth7108]

You're my second favorite Aussie on KZbin! Keep up the good work sexypants.

[@ManyKudos]

Boy do I have news for you, can I be your favourite Kiwi instead?

[@matth7108]

@@ManyKudos Sure my dude. But is there really a difference? LOLZ

[@j.j.714]

@@matth7108 bro…

[@chrisbengtson6887]

I like the daylight lighting on the left side of the Blonde villain so it looks like he's really standing next to that huge window

[@venabre]

This guy's breakdown of the downfall of twitter is going to be legendary

[@TheGrizzlo503]

As someone in Portland, that Comcast one is anger and pain

[@ianfaris4806]

That fuckin air force tweet had me dead🤣🤣

[@seanvich3857]

JFC, auto play kicked in on my TV and scared the shit out of me when I just heard an evil laugh the second I looked away. 10/10, excellent intro.

[@daisy_chains]

Your editing is always on point

[@SconeysASMR]

That DiGorno post is actually the reason why I alwyas check new hashtags before posting-

[@RingoBuns]

I don’t even know what that Canadian accent was but I’ll give you an A+ for effort.

[@ManyKudos]

truthfully I don't either

[@jacobhewitt2798]

I loved that ad, even the bald cap was excellent

[@MasterEth]

I will say, it was cool when there were only like 1 or 2 brand accounts doing it, it was actually kinda funny then. But now it's seems like every brand tries to be funny, making none of them funny anymore when all it is now is a competition

[@datguy5272]

2:55 I legit got a Burger King ad as you said that

[@Cezkarma]

6:16 I live in South Africa and this seems to be their usual "fuck the customer" attitude so I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a bot lmao

[@Romulus0Remus]

I can't believe I'm rewatching this for the terrible James Bond ad. Damn man, you even make ads entertaining. Keep it up, fam

[@RodWaffle]

Burger King is just based

[@aetherius6221]

The original Based King on the internet

[@ErikNilsen1337]

And Entertainment Weekly.

[@RC-lf3ie]

14:03 nurses* kitchens usually dont let you wear crocs or clogs made from the same material bc it melts when hot oil hits it

[@thesuperbflip2090]

I hate brand twitter

[@ManyKudos]

You and me both brother!!!!!!!

[@thesuperbflip2090]

Only Bold statements in this comment section

[@Thelykane69]

The American Air one made me laugh and slap my knee so hard, I scared the shit out of my rabbit

[@MrBump2]

You're my favorite South African on KZbin

[@TheMajorLeagueGinger]

I think this channel puts more effort into the green screen than most channels. Notice the orange lighting in the main set, and he even put effort into the ad section by having a light simulate the light that would be shining through the large window in the fake room, that's some attention to detail and I love it

[@mdk31]

Say no more, fam. No really, please, say no more.

[@ManyKudos]

Please, say slightly more so I understand what you're talking about, McDonalds

[@KitsuneGB-hc9zb]

5:30 The Chad who submitted that: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.”

[@historyben7122]

Do you, Internet Historian and OrdinaryThings just strip down and have a good wrestle over who gets what content?