Brandon Dicamillo's Freestyle Rap

[@tracybloom2137]

Who’s here in October 2024??

[@Donbro5]

Yo

[@Lelouch597]

🫡

[@charlesbird2897]

Takes me back to 5th grade lol

[@wolfpecker5710]

Here 💪

[@keithsmith2572]

😂 mf still slaps

[@Og_Mandingo]

I haven’t heard this in 20 years and still knew it word for word😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@stavrostheboss3491]

Same just hooted every word like back in the day love it

[@stones4830]

Used to rewind this vhs and play this over and over.

[@matthewspeegle1028]

Heck yeah man

[@kemetichandyman3233]

🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣 A.B Miller high 2001 yep

[@markwyman6753]

Dude is grounded, meets us all on that base level~

[@dobbersfilms]

If you’re here in 2021.. Salute to you 🤘 2022-✔️ 2023-✔️ 2024✔️

[@hellywise2542]

Here

[@gnaaaaaman]

Gen X ambassador checking in. I have a doctorate, two kids, and a house, but I still listen to this song once every month.

[@Hammerswag]

Here af

[@tylerhammersmith5872]

Hereeee AF

[@tylerhammersmith5872]

@@gnaaaaaman Sick Story Bruv =P

[@billdelfera8580]

Anybody else here after just sing bam singing this while driving a 2024? Crazy how many memories CKY gave all of us

[@07438724]

This man is a genius. It's a shame we never got more of him. All the best to his quiet life with his family.

[@daffanurfauzan1220]

1 year ago he released 2 videos of his pigurine comedy skit

[@halgoofler267]

The only one i care about from the whole clique is brandon. So false

[@halgoofler267]

We got plenty from him

[@david-ow8kr]

@@daffanurfauzan1220 where did he post it at?

[@daffanurfauzan1220]

@@david-ow8kr youtube.com/@cattlebag

[@RandomHero565]

Guys, crazy that this video is still being enjoyed. Uploaded this as a spotty little 15 year old. 30 now with a kid, still love CKY. Viva La Shoot a load on your chin

[@FuuzBeeen]

the origin for a lot of us, me and my siblings would quite this often to each other and we still remember the lyrics after so long

[@Darksky1001able]

Shit i still remember when we had this on cd.

[@Nick-bd2yv]

Legend.

[@timmyblock6785]

Only Americans eat duck sauce 😂

[@thatoneguychad420]

Watch this...

[@EgyptianManc]

This makes me sad. Because it reminds me of when life was good. So many good memories for me. Now life is just stress and sadness and all i have is KZbin to help me remember the good times.

[@FuuzBeeen]

Thanks for being there along the way, we know the good days

[@gorgonflabish]

Life is harder than I thought

[@65c]

Damn man… I felt that. Miss the early 2000s

[@UziBlancoOfficial]

Same fuckin here bro.. same fucken here...

[@czcrossman]

I feel the exact same way. I stumbled across this video and was laughing and rapping along word for word when it started…by the end of the clip I was so fucking sad thinking about how bad fucking ass my life used to be and how fucking terrible it is now 😢 I was in high school when this came out but used to play it at house parties and stuff with my friends and my wife until l was 28 or so. Now I’m divorced and lonely and my life is wack as hell lol

[@Taken1000x]

Just randomly came across this and felt I need to tell everyone, this video is making all the 40 year old suburban dads emotional.

[@grisharotov9735]

-10 years but otherwise I get the feel 😁

[@tommygoerge2235]

Ogs

[@marksmattress6227]

Excuse me, most of us are in our 30’s thank you very much!

[@jukeofearl]

Hahahahaha I’m 40

[@jamesolive653]

I definitely teared up a bit. Such a different time.

[@AwpWilliams]

Back in the day of Limewire (2003), I downloaded the audio to this and memorized all the lyrics. Today I remembered it randomly and I had no idea there was a video. Wow. Even more surprising, I still knew all the lyrics.

[@mattdrummond3552]

Dude me too!!!

[@Pegazord]

Haha why are we all sooo alike 😂😂...90's best time to grow up, watch tv and do crazy shit outside 😂😂🤘🤘

[@SStoopid]

Exact same story here lol

[@timmyboy9140]

Limewire gave me Aids

[@alexjahblunt3569]

Same here mate haha

[@Mattblaze1477]

Brandon is the funniest of the entire jackass and CKY crew. He is just a natural comedian this guy! When Dico damn near lost his mind in that episode of Viva la Bam when he brought the Brazil Rainforest into the Margera home it was pure comedic genius.

[@SweetScientist91]

He is genius in his own way. If you laughed at this then it worked on you

[@SweetScientist91]

@Green Unknown lol so I guess we are all watching you freestyle rap a whole bunch of bs and having us laugh. This came out before millennials started becoming an insult. I'm older than that generation and still find it funny. My dad laughed too. Go laugh at something else and shit on another video.

[@SweetScientist91]

@Green Unknown so which generation are you apart of. Calling a 40 year old a millennial and sounding like an old ass is what you sound like. I do get tired of older people thinking we're what's wrong with the world when we progress towards new technology and you guys love to put people down for it. Like we have to stay in the 1960 grow the fuck up. Have you ever watched the secret? Learn it. Quit being a sour ass because these kids have more than you did. Yea they are crazier, it happens with time.we will continue to make more out of connecting and there is already almost a super computer available. Still working on it but I'd love to hear your input on it.

[@CourtneyLachiver]

Oh God, when he brought the rainforest into April's car and scared Ape and Phil I was laughing so hard. He must be a hit at parties and stuff!! I wished he was my best friend!

[@michaelangst6078]

he's the funniest ever in terms of being naturally funny combined with his laugh imo

[@vivalabad6]

"I can kick you higher than you can kick me" was the ultimate come back in middle school for this very reason. Thanks Brandon.

[@colesmith1757]

Really miss when Bam associated with these guys. Always loved Dico

[@liamyates5544]

+Cole Smith Dico was fucking hilarious

[@everfr3shh]

throw on some cky , only gets better

[@escapedfromnewyork]

"Ho Chi Minh, shoot a load on your chin " One of the best single lines in music history. Love to see that read aloud at the Grammy's.

[@joejohn.]

sometimes it will just randomly pop in my head

[@TonyBMW]

@@joejohn. same

[@ghhhp]

“but i like rice and i ain’t got lice”

[@brandonbalog]

Only Americans eat duck sauce lol

[@foodank_atr817]

And if you want a little mint that's fifty cent bitch, everything costs a little bit.

[@aaronmarks9366]

Man, this song and the grainy home video made me so nostalgic for my teenage years in the late '90s/early '00s.

[@FuuzBeeen]

reminds me of my old camera, used to periodically make scratching noises with 360p video quality

[@regor8189]

That's exactly what I was thinking early 2000s doing stupid shit with my friends. It's those good memories that make you sad and miss the younger years

[@StikkyGaming]

Still here 2024! GOATED Video and Freestyle

[@makurradoshi4498]

My brother used to spit this freestyle word for word, even the weird shuddering shit at the end 🤣 I was like 12 and he was about 16. We grew up on a lot of Jackass and CKY stuff but the Asian freestyle rap will always have a special place in my heart because of how funny it was when my brother recited bits, it always got everyone laughing.. it's a great memory

[@NurbNerb]

same

[@cosmicsoul8042]

​@@NurbNerbwhy are we here at just hours apart? I thought I'd be the only one searching for this right now.

[@cosmicsoul8042]

Good old times when life was a bit more simple watching Viva La Bam.

[@Tai-Dye]

the guy put 💩 on my face... and you're talkin about JELLY 💀

[@alexnoelle4202]

Lol my oldest brother did the same thing!!! I was into viva la bam because I thought he was cute but I was too young for the cky tapes

[@WillWakefield-s9v]

I think I have actually sung this song in a dream before 😂 We actually all quoted this in our HS yearbook as seniors. Memories

[@itstheman0nthem00n]

That’s awesome 😂 was it the Ho Chi Minh line?

[@TerraIndomitus]

It's 2024, I'm 39 and doing renovations on our house. I'm up in the ceiling and just randomly go "I can kick you higher than you can kick me, I can kick you way up in to a tree" That's how you know this song is classic gold

[@leeklip]

39 as well, and laying on my couch just now thought about how great it was to be in high-school making jackass/cky videos and thought of this rap. Good times.

[@David_K_C]

I remember this song from when I was 12 years old, remember every single line, I'm 28 now, time really flies

[@IMN602]

I just turned 30. We watched this shit religiously we had every volume of cky. The good ol days.. How i miss it.

[@_flex5k]

I turned 28 today, and I thought the exact same thing.

[@guyfabrizio8298]

You're now 31.. RIP

[@David_K_C]

Liquid Soap RIP

[@Biggestnigga]

Exactly lmaoo

[@zerooner2216]

one of the best freestyles out there.. can't even lie

[@zerooner2216]

Lol i know !

[@vhdesouza]

+Zero Oner samefagging on KZbin?

[@zerooner2216]

sorry don't understand..... also don't care too... sorry that im not sorry...

[@fieldmyestas6184]

Better than most so called rappers! Haha

[@theteki84]

I miss these days. Life happened too fast.

[@Splandrocity]

Not quite sure why Dico hasn't been awarded Poet Laureate yet. "I can tip-toe while you take a piss, spy on you while your little boy shits". It's as if heaven breathed words upon Earth.

[@Meresdude]

The CKY changed mine and my brother's lives over 20 years ago. Love this shit to this day!!!

[@jokornerq]

Got CKY2K out of a skateboarding magazine 25 yrs ago and my friends and I watched it every weekend after smoking, traditionally.

[@hiropon2985]

the tits being uncensored makes this feel even more early 2000s

[@jdad8726]

Now they all sad to the floor?😢

[@tommygunn940]

@@jdad8726 You blind? The one chick on the right had fake tits. Probably was Jenn

[@jr2904]

​@@tommygunn940 he's talking about how those girls are now in their 40s now. Probably a little saggy now

[@rollerzright]

Cky2k was the shit who remembers???

[@joshhutson6958]

i member

[@rocsteady83]

yeah i member

[@lesbiansaregoodandch]

Rollers Rights you member when brain wiped shit on Ryan dunns face? I member!

[@Tipi83]

Raab shitting against that restaurant window. :D

[@ae4164]

CKY2K was the perfect balance between success and indie. None of the others could touch it.

[@datboicuz]

that moment when you realize dico can rap better than all these new rappers

[@calebsprutte1779]

jerrr I was about to say this!

[@AtomicMama42]

You're not wrong

[@travis2726]

The best part is it’s a joke and it’s still better than half the shit out there

[@Aksanders_98]

Agree lol

[@lancelove3663]

Its crazy that this stuff is so funny and legit back then and now days this is literally illegal to speak at all even online as a joke. Heck on KZbin you can't even quote movies with cuss words in it that are posted on KZbin.

[@dustyoberg6687]

😂😂 just flashed back to my senior year. this is still as epic as it was 20 years ago.

[@Justin-np3ki]

Wild how fast those 20 went lmao. Just blinked and boom haha

[@embe9146]

Buddy of mine played this for me last night after not hearing it for almost ten years. Kids today won't know about this gold.

[@ryanm9105]

It’s not pc.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@ryanm9105 I had a gaming channel back in 2014 (different account) and I screwed up in not recording commentary one time so I put a bunch of music over my gameplay instead. My channel wasn’t monetized, so it was fine back then. I used this song as one of the songs. Two things happened: 1) The early phase of over-the-top political correctness started showing it’s signs. I got a random commenter from someone complaining that this song was racist and you know the whole shpeel. It was the only comment I ever deleted on my channel because I had no time whatsoever for that crap and people that have no sense of humor. If the trend was that everyone had just ignored and blocked those obnoxious whiners, we might still live in a decent society where the right people were getting blocked/ignored, instead of the inverse we have today where comedy is dead and everyone’s walking on eggshells worried they’ll get cancelled over nothing etc. Gotta love YT telling us what we are allowed to say and think now! 2) A few years later, YT randomly took that video down just because of the copyrighted music, instead of simply allowing the labels who owned the music to make money on it by putting ads on it. I miss the times where we could be creative with our own projects by using music we bought when we weren’t making money off of the project. YT is so unrecognizable compared to what it used to be. Sucks.

[@angelamiller2577]

My daughter is 16, and I made it a point to play it for her.

[@Gtrxsh]

16 yo here, my dad drunkenly told some guy to play this through a loud speaker. Gotta say i love this shit, i now claim this as my “theme song” since im chinese 💀

[@virginialopez6133]

Damn near cried after hearing this song 14 years later lol this song was my childhood

[@soundspoon]

yup... good times.. this era of cky/skate culture was so much fun to grow up in

[@pancakesproduction1056]

This was my introduction to the CKY crowd. My little brother was watching a VHS the neighbor had and I was captivated by the verses coming out of Dico's mouth.

[@commander-krios5764]

Spent the last few days rewatching the old CKY vids and Dico will always be the funniest part of those days. I miss this.

[@MlnscBoo]

Ever wish you could just wake up in 2009 and realize it's all been a dream. Good times

[@FuuzBeeen]

Bring it back a little more, maybe a another year or two, but yeah it was the better times

[@cub69420]

One of the hardest freestyles of all time on top of one of the hardest instrumentals of all time.

[@northwoodstreker8067]

These guys would have owned youtube

[@theshadowrealm1311]

For real! Way ahead of there time

[@jessegonzalez77]

Classic! Still slapping this in 2023. 😂😂 the CKY videos were great!

[@rhysm.5915]

He was just fucking around and improvised this. Incredible. Also this beat unironically smashes.

[@anthonypollifrone6376]

This just popped into my head now. Had to come straight here and sussy it again…. 2024 reppin

[@flexatarianlife9174]

Literally the greatest rap song of all time

[@_anti_hero]

delivery is free but not from me, i always charge a dollar 50

[@2001KW]

...55

[@God-ip6sn]

wanna see coke ahh hitchu with the last HwwYAAAA

[@robertlavoie6368]

I remember when this first came out. It was Awesome then, and it is just as Awesome now.

[@grisharotov9735]

It's a Classic!

[@danl2294]

This is why youtube is great. Remember a old clip and can find it on here in seconds.

[@shotgunarms]

Dico was the most talented and hilarious of the bunch.

[@stavrostheboss3491]

Can’t believe how many years it’s been since I heard this and still can bust it word for word! Memories!!

[@adamzitsch9027]

Watching this as a kid when it came up rocked this jam is still a classic

[@soulassassin0g]

This has lived rent free in my brain for the past 14 years.

[@codyvirga]

Found this in 2005, just ran across it today in 2024. Every time I’ve talked to my mom. We still laugh about this shit on the phone. Some of the greatest memories and times of my life. So glad I found this.

[@brianoconnell7266]

I sat next to Brandon at the premiere of cky 3 in Philly. He was such a nice guy. The whole crew was there, wild night.

[@guyfabrizio8298]

I grew up on cky man. Cant even count how many times I've seen them lol this makes me want to rewatch them, its been some time..

[@ositoosito4566]

I still have the videos 💞

[@jamesethan3054]

11 years later and I’m still watching this😂

[@Resjek]

If you came back to this song 13 years later theres a 100% chance you remember ever word to this freestyle

[@karacurley7907]

Still remember every word. Oh the memories this brings back! Love me some Dico!

[@Yuki-213-q2y]

I LOVE THIS RAP ITS SO GOOD I CANT STOP SINGING IT AND LISTENING TO IT LIKE ITS TO GOOD

[@jamesfigula7719]

Dude driving around and rotating cd’s in the car can’t be replaced I really fucking miss those days

[@paulmidd5523]

Oath

[@heatsv1110]

This will never get old to me, its still hilarious Today as it was when I was in high school

[@damienbrown8418]

This is and always will be classically epic on any scale

[@tokinbowls]

If he didn't clash with tremain about money I bet dico would be the biggest person connected to jackass he was a comedic genius the world didn't get enough of.

[@PopNTod]

What happened? I’ve always wondered. He was the best part of CKY easy.

[@ositoosito4566]

Dude he was key! And the funniest one, naturally. Would be no jackass without CKY

[@adrienromero8543]

He was fucken hilarious

[@michaelangst6078]

the whole he hated jackass and refused to be in the movies is a myth though.. he was in the first movie doing golf cart skit which was somewhat dangerous. Especially what happened during it.... He just didn't want to do any dangerous skits, or scenes where he would degrade himself for the sake of a skit..By the 2nd movie, he already finished and got paid for viva la bam..He was never going to be the star of jackass because his talent is doing spontaneous comedy, not doing dangerous stunts...

[@jendysklement7632]

Tremaine is greedy AF. Agree, Dico could be the best

[@DannyBoy7Scorpio]

omfg i remember this from middle school. still funny to this day. damn.

[@NathanDrake-h4l]

Back when I used to skate, early 2000s I actually bought this dvd, man time flies 😭

[@emilydianne001]

I haven't heard This in YEARS!!!!!!!!! He is insane ...still know every word.

[@colonelkentuckie6982]

2023 still rocking this 😂. Love it as much as I did 20 years ago 🔥

[@Jack-sr2lq]

Damn i feel old after watching this

[@day1.1]

You're older now

[@markmaguregui7286]

I remember watching this on one of the CKY VHS tapes lol, I would always get the CKY and the B-Boy VHS tapes as well but when the Chinese Freestyle came out I remember getting on Limewire and burning that track and a lot of people liked the song damn back in the days🤣💯

[@brendanmatelan2129]

I always laugh when he says “And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe.”

[@RalfySanchoz]

Know it word for word, since I had the DVD....freestyle is better than 90% of modern rap

[@4DeMS]

Eminem been reeeeeal quiet since Dico dropped this. Brandon was the most underrated member of the crew and the founder of CKY. Damnit I miss this man

[@IrrationalBstrd]

Huh? This came out before Eminem was even a thing...

[@4DeMS]

@@IrrationalBstrd sarcasm

[@IrrationalBstrd]

@@4DeMS 🤷

[@DigitalConceptz]

😂 lol

[@Munchticles]

I love the fact you have Skeletor for your profile and now I need to go listen to that song.

[@ironman4122]

Get better Bam, we ALL love you!🖤💛🤟✌️

[@joker_storm2232]

I think Bam's gone. You cant help somebody that won't help themselves. It's a damn shame too.

[@erinkinmonth3016]

This still slaps, brings back the best memories

[@nathangasti7769]

I was on a date with this girl recently and she busted out this song. I immediately asked recognized her as the one

[@lupa9527]

As far as I'm concerned this is China's national anthem

[@916_wedo2Nine]

Forever a classic for my generation

[@josephfrancis3250]

Here in 2024, it's still golden 😂😂

[@underthesonson]

I haven’t heard this since KZbin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jaybers100]

Got it in my head at work for no reason at all. Had to sneak out & watch it 👌

[@BlackoutWS6]

Jesus Christ man, this took me back

[@TALONTEDGUY]

One of the best freestyles ever... and definitely the most underrated.

[@christian409Boi]

Awesome to see that I can still find on KZbin I'm 30 now but when I was younger my brother who was a few years older than me introduce me to this song not so much as CKY and jackass because everyone from our generation knows who they were all you had to do was watch the show to catch a glimpse to generally who they were but my brother was murdered in 2014 by his girlfriend who was a police cadet at the time in Galveston Texas this song really takes me back and reminds me of him and a good times man those were the days I'm sure a lot of people feel this way that are here

[@alexwalker71]

This is my new favourite song

[@LethalJizzle]

This song nearly killed me several times in the past because it starts funny and gets even funnier. Can't breathe

[@TomsRandomTat]

Simply awesome! What a guy.

[@daveaf5281]

"Only American eat duck sauce" Riff Raff totally ripped this off.

[@CANISLUPIS100]

Did he rip it off or is it a reference?

[@DDRaHolic]

Never even considered this. I love imagining a Riff Raff/Brandon freestyle battle!

[@dr.z6601]

I still have to watch this every few months since the first time i saw it back in the day, and it still kills me. dicamilo is the unsung hero of all time!

[@RobertMunro-wb6jb]

I’m old enough to Remember when this was first released! Every now and then if I need cheering up I watch it and it never fails and always delivers!!! The best cky moment in history! 😢with 😆

[@Treyworld]

I miss Brandon. Hope he's doing well.

[@platinumboi88]

Apparently he’s doing great! He’s pretty much completely renounced his time with CKY but still keeps in contact with Chris Raab and Rake Yohn. Just happier living a normal life in anonymity with his wife and kids

[@LeftLaneDreams]

He is doing great don’t worry!

[@blakejames9743]

@@platinumboi88 Has he renounced the albums too? I can only imagine his kids accidentally stumbling across "Mustard Man" and "Rake at the Men's Warehouse" lmao.

[@tommygunn940]

@@blakejames9743 Someone said he still makes videos on his own and doesn't show anyone. He just makes them for himself. He doesn't want the pressure of directors telling him what to do.

[@jeremywaters7403]

Oh that sweet delicious nostalgia.. you’ve earned my sub

[@lordluckylucan]

it’s the slow motion roadside flash after all the 2x shit that gets me every time dying

[@shaynas319]

Omg my dad played this in the car for the first time in years! CAN'T QUIET LISTENING TO THIS

[@retrofever8021]

“Ho Chi Minh shoot a load on your chin” has been a core memory of mine for nearly 20 years. Randomly pops into my head at least once or twice a year.

[@Pilas.Y.Alerta]

Its still as fucking funny as the first time ive seen it

[@Mskenergy]

Laughed so hard when I saw this back in the day it’s still that good and so are the other cky videos 😂

[@simpsondz1977]

2019√ .. I traveled by time machine Am from year 2005

[@MapleRidgeWoodworks]

We reached our peak in the late 90's. Glad I was around for it but maaayyyyyyneeeeeeeee, I MISS IT

[@ClayDabbler]

Hope him and Bam reconcile and make up, bam needs his real friends

[@kyaraseverson1724]

Cky is the best and I want the vhs tapes so bad lol

[@BrandonBuckingham]

this unlocked memories i had forgotten about

[@thatoneguychad420]

*Deep memory 37 unlocked* 100G

[@ThatHoeLovesMe]

Brandon 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@knock4banquetmeals]

Yeah I forgot how racist 2004 was

[@thatoneguychad420]

@@knock4banquetmeals no.

[@knock4banquetmeals]

@@thatoneguychad420 didn't say it wasn't funny

[@victorburnett6329]

this was the era

[@jetcustomsdbz5821]

This goes so much harder in 2021 thwn i remembered it . he straight killed this shit. Legendary

[@99fxgtjc]

This is absolutely fucking spectacular and it deserves an award

[@thegreysgotme]

Broooo literally pissing myself this so god damn funny. Will never forget this shit, here before the internet keyboard warriors take it down forever, enjoy it while u can folks 🤠

[@tylerriddell9669]

Remember watching the movie for the first time . Life goes so fast just feels like yesterday

[@xavierking4506]

This shit is hilarious, this is jokes and giggles, I love it, if I do this today, I'll get cancelled lol 😂

[@FuuzBeeen]

People have gotten too soft haven't they, this shit was the best and we know he wasn't legit trying to be racist or whatever, just having fun, we enjoyed it though, we got to experience it

[@morallybankrupt1461]

God do I miss this time period.