Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER

  Рет қаралды 271,711

Brandon Tenold

Brandon Tenold

3 жыл бұрын

It's hammer time once again with the 1974 vampire flick "Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter"!
Buy this movie on Amazon: amzn.to/31o5fQV
--------------------­--------
FTC Disclosure: Amazon links provided are linked to my Amazon Affiliate account & support the channel at no cost to you.
🔶 Patreon: / brandontenold 🔶
👕 Store: teespring.com/kaiju-critic👕
🔔Stay Connected!Twitter ► / brandontenold
Facebook ► / officialbrandontenold

Пікірлер: 1 200
@TheBrandonTenold
@TheBrandonTenold 3 жыл бұрын
Would you like to see "Captain Kronos" resurrected as a series?
@nickkurtz512
@nickkurtz512 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yea! There’s a a lot of possibility for the other type of vampires the hunchback explained we never saw.
@zenemet2593
@zenemet2593 3 жыл бұрын
Can u review Night of the demons 2
@Megatron_95
@Megatron_95 3 жыл бұрын
Hell to the yeah!
@kaiju-odanny9778
@kaiju-odanny9778 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon, how about reviewing "Fist of the North Star" 1986 anime movie? Check out this manly fight. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpO8kGZ-osp2o7c
@FabledHeroes3351
@FabledHeroes3351 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon Tenold Dang Brandon reviewing a vampire flick already it’s not even October 🎃 yet
@LestatandBerial
@LestatandBerial 2 жыл бұрын
You know, the fact that the siblings mothers wrinkled appearance turned out to be a mask actually makes the fact she spoke without opening her mouth make a lot of sense and is a clever touch.
@MrZkinandBonez
@MrZkinandBonez 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Lady Durward is played by Benedict Cumberbatch's mother.
@patbaker399
@patbaker399 3 жыл бұрын
Who also had a role on the old "UFO" TV series.
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 3 жыл бұрын
Would she be the lady at 15:07?
@666Vampirefromhell
@666Vampirefromhell 3 жыл бұрын
No kidding. Huh. Edit: Looked it up. She also PLAYED his mother in Sherlock. The more you know :/
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 3 жыл бұрын
Also the title monster in The Blood Beast Terror, which Peter Cushing called the worst movie he ever made. Yes, worse than Mystery on Monster Island and At the Earth's Core.
@RodericSpode
@RodericSpode 3 жыл бұрын
I looked up her credits on IMDB. She was in a LOT of stuff.
@stevenlarge895
@stevenlarge895 3 жыл бұрын
apparently it was supposed to be a series, eventually ending with Kronos going toe to toe with Christopher lees dracula in the 1970's
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 3 жыл бұрын
That would've been awesome!
@wstine79
@wstine79 3 жыл бұрын
It's a shame Captain Cronos didn't have a crossover with Van Helsing. Definitely expanding the Hammer Cinematic Universe.
@alexandresobreiramartins9461
@alexandresobreiramartins9461 3 жыл бұрын
Or the Hammer and Nail Universe
@44excalibur
@44excalibur 3 жыл бұрын
Peter Cushing was way too old by then to do that.
@FabledHeroes3351
@FabledHeroes3351 3 жыл бұрын
wstine79 Ugh that would have been so freaking cool
@44excalibur
@44excalibur 3 жыл бұрын
@RavnDream Really? To me he looked like the Grim Reaper when he played General Tarkin in Star Wars.
@44excalibur
@44excalibur 3 жыл бұрын
@RavnDream I mean that Cushing looked really gaunt and old by Star Wars. He didn't look the same as when he played Van Helsing in Horror of Dracula and Brides of Dracula.
@crizzlyadams7538
@crizzlyadams7538 3 жыл бұрын
Mads Mikkelsen would be a dope Kronos for a remake
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 3 жыл бұрын
+adam crowe I'd watch the shit out of that!
@crizzlyadams7538
@crizzlyadams7538 3 жыл бұрын
Fluoride Jones you and me both!!
@raymondhamill6702
@raymondhamill6702 3 жыл бұрын
Someone Make this happen, seriously HULU make it happen
@slipknotfan4204
@slipknotfan4204 3 жыл бұрын
I want this so bad.
@The80sWolf_
@The80sWolf_ 3 жыл бұрын
I pick Dan Stevens
@ilpalozzo
@ilpalozzo 3 жыл бұрын
I went to see this last year in an old church. Caroline Munro was there and did an interview and chatted with everyone. She is still really beautiful and very charming in person
@Mod1Tk
@Mod1Tk 3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of those concepts that deserves more praise and recognition. It needs a remake/reboot
@alharron2145
@alharron2145 3 жыл бұрын
1:18 Really appreciate the acknowledgement of Solomon Kane, very underappreciated Robert E. Howard hero. Very cool of you!
@slyane7320
@slyane7320 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna post the same thing till I saw your comment, so a LIKE is in order!!
@jasonsantos3037
@jasonsantos3037 2 жыл бұрын
solomon Kane Conan kull And red Sonja All the best characters of Robert E Howard
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 2 жыл бұрын
I would say that Solomon Kane is actually one of Robert E. Howard’s most appreciated heroes, in that people still remember him and write (and film) new stories about him into the modern day. That’s more than I can say for Steve Costigan the sailor or Breckinridge Elkins the mountain man, Howards’s most popular characters in his lifetime.
@alharron2145
@alharron2145 2 жыл бұрын
@@fromthecheapseats7126 Oh, of course, but I'm more talking in general pop culture terms, not from among Howard's work - he's definitely one of the most well known REH creations, I just think he (& REH) should be even more well known. 🙂
@DchanZockt
@DchanZockt 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The actor of Captain Kronos played in the German version of Sesame Street from 1980 to 84.
@PREPFORIT
@PREPFORIT 3 жыл бұрын
cool fact
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 3 жыл бұрын
The actor who played Angel in The Wild Bunch was also a Sesame Street regular
@berserkasaurusrex4233
@berserkasaurusrex4233 2 жыл бұрын
So he WAS on an educational kids show?
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 2 жыл бұрын
Did the German version of Count disappear during that time, by any chance?
@Lukiel666
@Lukiel666 3 жыл бұрын
Love this movie. Still waiting on "Sundown; The Vampire in Retreat" with Bruce Campbell.
@Megatron_95
@Megatron_95 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what? I never heard of this film until now
@adamofgrayskull7735
@adamofgrayskull7735 3 жыл бұрын
@@Megatron_95 ALL HAIL....MEGATRON
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen that movie in probably 30 years. Hell, I saw it before I ever saw the Evil Dead movies!
@Lukiel666
@Lukiel666 3 жыл бұрын
@MrGonzale09 Yes it's on Amazon Prime in Canada. Saw it there and watched it again. Love the beginning.
@theterbear9915
@theterbear9915 3 жыл бұрын
Caroline Munro is definitely reason enough to watch any bad movie.
@jamesfeltman2685
@jamesfeltman2685 3 жыл бұрын
Most definitely 👍 👌 💯 🙌 😌 👏
@pypeworld
@pypeworld 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, although I wouldn't call Captain Kronos bad, it's no masterpiece but still a fun watch.
@AdamGoldbach
@AdamGoldbach 3 жыл бұрын
Caroline Munro is a good reason to watch ANY movie, good OR bad! I remember first seeing her as the chopper pilot chasing Roger Moore in the white Lotus! I must have watched the part where she gives him that sexy wink at least a dozen times when I first watched that movie!
@axecalibore
@axecalibore 3 жыл бұрын
@@pypeworld It's certainly better than Star Crash, or whatever that thing was.
@robjabbaz
@robjabbaz 3 жыл бұрын
this movie isnt even bad.
@Majere613
@Majere613 3 жыл бұрын
Instant like for mentioning the Seven Golden Vampires! Also Toad In The Hole is a sausage cooked inside a Yorkshire pudding, and it's glorious.
@roringusanda2837
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
In America we don't have Yorkshire pudding...we have to make do with a slice of bread with a hole cut out of it, and it's fried in a pan with an egg cracked into the hole... It's definitely not the same. It's also called a birds nest.
@garrick3727
@garrick3727 Жыл бұрын
I thought you had Pigs in a Blanket in America? It's the same basic idea. Also, yorkshire pudding is very easy to make. It's just eggs, flour, milk.
@cameronmonaghan6883
@cameronmonaghan6883 3 жыл бұрын
Toad in the hole- Yorkshire pudding with sausages in it
@AngelofDeath1431
@AngelofDeath1431 6 ай бұрын
Or, a short stubby in vag!
@c20ux
@c20ux 3 жыл бұрын
Caroline Munro my first movie crush..had The Spy Who Loved Me VHS watched it so many times as a kid the tape worn out..
@MrKodachii
@MrKodachii 3 жыл бұрын
I can see why, the zoom in of just her eyes caught me off guard "ohh..my..."
@AdamGoldbach
@AdamGoldbach 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy....the wink she gives Rodger Moore from the helicopter....🤩
@Godzillafan1980
@Godzillafan1980 3 жыл бұрын
SUPER RAPE
@Rafferty1968
@Rafferty1968 3 жыл бұрын
What a belting movie this is. Glad to see it reviewed. Can't believe you missed the cameo by the late great Ian Hendry and Cumberbatchs Mum!
@therealobanir
@therealobanir 3 жыл бұрын
I saw Caroline Munro back in March at a screening of Dracula AD 1972. She was so nice. She had her daughters with her and they all sat and watched the movie with us. After, she did a Q&A on the stage and stayed for drinks in the bar.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 4 ай бұрын
So how much like her did they look?
@therealobanir
@therealobanir 4 ай бұрын
@@marhawkman303 I didn't think they did. My wife said they do but in different ways. Couldn't see it myself.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 4 ай бұрын
@@therealobanir hmmm now I haz a curious. :D
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 3 жыл бұрын
And let's not forget Abraham Lincoln and his enchanted ax.
@scockery
@scockery 3 жыл бұрын
Passed down from Gimli.
@robwalsh9843
@robwalsh9843 3 жыл бұрын
Here's what I don't get, why didn't Quincey Morris ever become a popular character? A tough knife-wielding Texan who hunts supernatural creatures from Stoker's original novel should be a huge hit, and as far as I know there haven't been any graphic novels, video games, movies, etc. about Quincey.
@B3nKen0bi
@B3nKen0bi 3 жыл бұрын
@@robwalsh9843 probably cuz he died at the end of the story. I know that doesn't necessarily stop writers anyway, but still.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 3 жыл бұрын
@@B3nKen0bi They did stuff where the "bachelor" was a widower and had kids.
@B3nKen0bi
@B3nKen0bi 3 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 what's it called?
@martincann5052
@martincann5052 3 жыл бұрын
Vampire lore is ludicrously varied and weird, so much so that it's amazing that we ever settled on a 'standard' version of the buggers.
@licentiousdreams
@licentiousdreams 3 жыл бұрын
Sparkles?
@rayanderson5797
@rayanderson5797 3 жыл бұрын
I always sorta liked the Chinese one that hopped.
@scockery
@scockery 3 жыл бұрын
But how much of that is because they shoe horn in other creatures into the "vampire" category?
@martincann5052
@martincann5052 3 жыл бұрын
@@licentiousdreams Oh no, that one is DEFINITELY not part of real folklore.
@martincann5052
@martincann5052 3 жыл бұрын
@@scockery A fair bit, I can't lie. But there are a lot of regional varieties which are all dead people that feed on blood, the difference is usually the way they actually feed on said blood, as well as specific odd features, such as only having one nostril, that serve to identify them. Add in both the specific means of killing specific types (though decapitation is a thankfully common solution) and the seemingly limitless ways you can become a vampire, through no fault of your own, and you'll probably realise Bram Stoker did us all a favour by defining a standard.
@alffy1977
@alffy1977 3 жыл бұрын
I love this movie, and most Hammer films. By the way, Toad in the hole is a sausage in a Yorkshire pudding.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@EndlessLaymon
@EndlessLaymon 3 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 It's tasty.
@10GaugeManiac
@10GaugeManiac 3 жыл бұрын
The villagers attacked more than one at a time, which makes them smarter than 98% of other groups of armed antagonists. Also after awhile, Captain Kronos starts to sound like an off brand Captain Crunch.
@AlextheKaijuFan
@AlextheKaijuFan 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I dragged my mouse over to see a preview of the video, I saw just who I thought it was, Caroline Munro, the "Warrior of Love."
@stanthestegosaurus1457
@stanthestegosaurus1457 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: -Mentions Brotherhood of the Wolf- Me: Ah yes, Werewolf movie that is actually not a werewolf movie. Hope that gets a review some day!
@JeffreyDeCristofaro
@JeffreyDeCristofaro 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the early 70's, when Hammer was headed towards the R rating, the company's vampires were expanding beyond Christopher Lee, and Caroline Munro's hotness was on the rise like a jet stream of magma about to erupt. Those were the days... and yeah, I could definitely see a series, although I would make it for television, maybe something that HBO could pull off to follow TRUE BLOOD and GAME OF THRONES.
@corneiliousjones
@corneiliousjones 3 жыл бұрын
Another fantastic video, sir. The "ADRthritis" line friggin killed me.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Hammer the inspiration for D&D's Ravenloft.
@Ahris22
@Ahris22 3 жыл бұрын
This is actually my favourite Hammer movie, i first saw it as a kid so there is some nostalgia involved but i still enjoy it's quirks a lot. :) Apparently Hammer horror films were losing popularity at the time so they made this movie to try something different, hoping to appeal to a bigger audience. I think both the 'swashbuckling' and cencored nudity are elements that were meant to attract people who would normally never watch a Hammer horror film.
@nightmarishcompositions4536
@nightmarishcompositions4536 3 жыл бұрын
The closest thing we have to a successor of this movie is the Vampire Hunter D movies and novels.
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 2 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT: Captain Kronos later got a comic adaptation in 2017 by Dan Abnett, as in the guy that's responsible for the huge influx of Warhammer 40k comics like Penitent, First and Only, Horus Rising, etc. It was also published by Titan Comics, most known for their Doctor Who comics... which Abnett wrote a good number of.
@SwaggyG_2102
@SwaggyG_2102 3 жыл бұрын
7:18 Nah, a "Toad in the hole" would sound like some kind of term for when you hit a par after your golfball lands into a pond or a lake.
@marclytle644
@marclytle644 3 жыл бұрын
Why can't it be both a British sexual term AND a meal?
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure "Toad in the Hole" was in The Joy of Sex.
@TheMoogleMaster
@TheMoogleMaster 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember that scene from Caddyshack.
@johnhart7704
@johnhart7704 3 жыл бұрын
YES ! YES ! YES !! Saw this as a kid and loved it . Also the movie that led to my appreciation of Caroline Munro .
@tonymata8070
@tonymata8070 3 жыл бұрын
A new Brandon Tenold video on a Tuesday, nice. 🙂
@andrewt6338
@andrewt6338 3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea this was a thing. Easy to see where later Castlevania games got their inspiration.
@cheeseburgersuperior1874
@cheeseburgersuperior1874 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Harlock
@erikc7267
@erikc7267 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same freaking thing!!!!
@tonymata8070
@tonymata8070 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no he mentioned the Witchcraft series, that series never dies! 😳
@tonymata8070
@tonymata8070 3 жыл бұрын
@Gary Hall I'm currently watching those reviews and man it doesn't deserve any sequels, the first one is a snooze fest but hey it gave us the hilarity that is The Seductress lol.
@daltonanderson3718
@daltonanderson3718 3 жыл бұрын
I can see where D got his fashion sense.
@Usernamesdontmatter1
@Usernamesdontmatter1 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny cause Hideyuki Kikuchi did mention that this movie was a huge influence on his vampire hunter books.
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Usernamesdontmatter1 :::holds up signed copy of the first book that also has a sketch of D's head by Yoshitaka Amano::::: One of my prized geek items.
@mermaid_at_heart213
@mermaid_at_heart213 3 жыл бұрын
@@JnEricsonx I love Vampire Hunter D and Wicked City. I also love Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, so much so that I named one of my cats Captain Kronos. =^.^=
@uncannyrman
@uncannyrman 3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, cool. It has been ages since you did a Hammer movie.
@patbaker399
@patbaker399 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, Caroline Munro refused to do nudity....damn it!
@Henrik_Holst
@Henrik_Holst 3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't that be classified as Crimes Against Humanity, Den Haag where are you?
@patbaker399
@patbaker399 3 жыл бұрын
@@Henrik_Holst Den Haag? The Hague?
@Henrik_Holst
@Henrik_Holst 3 жыл бұрын
@@patbaker399 Yes, Den Haag in native speak. There is where the crimes against humanities tribunal are located.
@patbaker399
@patbaker399 3 жыл бұрын
@@Henrik_Holst Ah, yes...I did know about the tribunals...been about 30 years since I was in Europe so my Dutch/German/Danish is more than a bit rusty.
@Henrik_Holst
@Henrik_Holst 3 жыл бұрын
@@patbaker399 Sorry about that, should probable have written The Hauge since that is the English version.
@xx_blazicanfox420_xx7
@xx_blazicanfox420_xx7 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna watch this before the hurricane hits me because it's worth it
@veelalynne
@veelalynne 3 жыл бұрын
Where are you? I’m in Austin, Tx and it looks like it’s missing us completely.
@xx_blazicanfox420_xx7
@xx_blazicanfox420_xx7 3 жыл бұрын
@@veelalynne in Galveston
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 3 жыл бұрын
‘Toad in the hole’ - sausages in a Yorkshire pudding covered in gravy there context. And that was actually a decent impression well done
@budgetbourgeois
@budgetbourgeois 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize that I expected Peter Cushing or Christopher Lee until you said they weren't in this. Then I was disappointed.
@alancheatley4378
@alancheatley4378 3 жыл бұрын
Just keep up the Caroline Munro movies lol
@zomg1337h4x
@zomg1337h4x 3 жыл бұрын
The "K" stands for "Katana means 'Japanese sword'".
@TheRezro
@TheRezro 3 жыл бұрын
Nihon-tō mean Japanese sword.
@CasualNotice
@CasualNotice 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRezro Buzz Killington to the rescue!
@moss8head4u
@moss8head4u 3 жыл бұрын
Toad in the hole. A UK fav, especially if on a tight budget. :) Ingredients For the batter 100g plain flour 2 eggs 150ml semi-skimmed milk For the toad 8 pork sausages 1 onion, finely sliced 1 tbsp vegetable oil For the gravy 1 onion, finely sliced 1 tbsp vegetable oil 2 tsp plain flour 2 tsp English mustard 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1 vegetable stock cube, made up to 300ml
@joelplatt3396
@joelplatt3396 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this on TV back when I was a kid. That chick was BANGIN’!!!
@wstine79
@wstine79 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Brandon review the 1961 version of The Mask.
@KRhetor
@KRhetor 3 жыл бұрын
Next Canuxploitation marathon, I hope!
@otaking3582
@otaking3582 3 жыл бұрын
It wasn't as good as the remake with Jim Carrey
@richwillham8686
@richwillham8686 3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to say I had actually seen this movie before, made the review even more enjoyable. Thanks Brandon!
@brucegrossman3531
@brucegrossman3531 3 жыл бұрын
Same with me. I've watched this a few times over the years.
@jdaywork2693
@jdaywork2693 9 ай бұрын
The blonde haired Simon Belmont on the CastleVania 2 cover had to be inspired by Kronos.
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yes, saw this as a kid! And yes, Brotherhood of the Wolf rocks, why the hell hasn't Christopher Gans done much of anything since Silent Hill.
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 3 жыл бұрын
Looked around for Brotherhood Of The Wolf on streaming. Nothing. Can't even purchase it for streaming. Haven't seen that since it came out on video .. late '90s?
@superlive98
@superlive98 3 жыл бұрын
CHRISTOPHE (no second R) GANS
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 3 жыл бұрын
@@NefariousKoel Theaters limited back in 2003. How I saw it.
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 3 жыл бұрын
@@superlive98 Well he needs to Gans his ass back to making badass movies.
@dreamakuma
@dreamakuma 3 жыл бұрын
The mystery, the expanding lore, the swordfight. This movie was the most Ravenloft D&D film ever. Easily a favorite when I want a dark fantasy film.
@Slayerthecrow
@Slayerthecrow 3 жыл бұрын
"Toad in the hole" sounds more like a table game, like "Hungry, Hungry Hippos"
@davidandrews5392
@davidandrews5392 3 жыл бұрын
A toad in the hole is when you cut a hole in the middle of buttered bread then you fry an egg in the middle.
@richmcgee434
@richmcgee434 3 жыл бұрын
@obi666 It's both. The British version actually has a wiki page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_in_the_hole and you can see the US version here: www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/toad-in-the-hole/
@skug9bob
@skug9bob 3 жыл бұрын
The Gumby vampire drains it's victims of all their elasticity, leaving them a bunch of stiffs.
@lbwlawyer
@lbwlawyer 3 жыл бұрын
Such an under appreciated classic!
@da_ocsta1452
@da_ocsta1452 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see a Tenold upload, I run to press play.
@Henrik_Holst
@Henrik_Holst 3 жыл бұрын
Also I press Like
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 3 жыл бұрын
He's a bit leftist. I hope you don't mind, El Presidente.
@da_ocsta1452
@da_ocsta1452 3 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 I love lefties. They despise me for some reason, but nobody's perfect right?
@tommytwostep9753
@tommytwostep9753 2 жыл бұрын
I'm with ya...its always a must watch.
@weirdkitty07
@weirdkitty07 3 жыл бұрын
Psychedelic toads were also likely used in the making of this.
@licentiousdreams
@licentiousdreams 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to employ their use while viewing. After I watch it too...
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 3 жыл бұрын
Incestous Durwoods. No wonder Endora didn't like Samantha's husband.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
Durwoods will take over the WOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLDDD!!!
@CoolKillkennyCat
@CoolKillkennyCat 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I was about to stop binge watching your channel and go to bed, then you post this. Well I can't complain, thanks for the upload. And BTW it's 02:15 here in Australia.
@greenman5255
@greenman5255 3 жыл бұрын
"Captain Kronos" might not have deserved sequels, but it should have gotten a line of Breakfast Cereals.
@dreddinside
@dreddinside 3 жыл бұрын
Frosted Kron-O's
@patrickriarchy6054
@patrickriarchy6054 3 жыл бұрын
Krono Krispies?.
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 2 жыл бұрын
As part of the same line as Count Chocula, Frankenberry, & Booberry.
@quantumaudiosyncproject
@quantumaudiosyncproject 3 жыл бұрын
the movie that likely inspired a LOT of Castlevania
@CaptainXJ
@CaptainXJ 3 жыл бұрын
I love this movie. I'm old enough to be remember being stuck at the whim of whatever a channel on cable wanted to show at 3am, and one night this came on and I was pleasantly surprised by how good it was. Since then it has become a movie I show to people now and again as a "Ever heard of this?" thing, and people always seem to like it.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear 2 жыл бұрын
Actually if they remade Kronos I love the idea of a world traveling monster hunter and his hunchback manservant
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 жыл бұрын
Heh, nice "Predator" reference.
@antfrancis9941
@antfrancis9941 3 жыл бұрын
What? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Yeah i noticed it too.😁
@redfishbum
@redfishbum 3 жыл бұрын
Predator reference was perfect at 5:00. Thanks for that!!
@crank3751
@crank3751 3 жыл бұрын
So glad you did this one. It's always been a favourite of mine and one of the first horror movies i was allowed to watch when i was a kid. I'd love to see a remake of it.
@TheCondorcw
@TheCondorcw 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon Tenold: toad in the hole could be a breakfast food Close its for lunch or tea its a large Yorkshire pudding with sausages cooked into it.
@BlackMoore82
@BlackMoore82 3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah that's right everybody it's Hammer time!"... Can't touch this. Sorry I had to :P
@BovineDesigns
@BovineDesigns 3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail for this episode looks like a really cool cartoon about pirate vampires.
@duketogogolgo1301
@duketogogolgo1301 3 жыл бұрын
That's a spot on James Mason you drop at 9:26
@CD-Gaming
@CD-Gaming 3 жыл бұрын
A minor point from a Yorkshireman: with English counties ending "shire", like Yorkshire, the "shire" part is pronounced "shuh"! "Yohrk-shuh"; "Bark-shuh" (Berkshire)! You get the idea!
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
British pronunciations are so counter-intuitive that they were very effectively used as a tool for detecting Nazi spies in WW2. Not a single German agent arrived in Britain who wasn't almost immediately found and turned by British intelligence. The Nazis basically provided the UK with an entire disinformation apparatus against Germany. Also, IIRC, shires were lead by reeves, leading to our modern term "Sherriff" (shire reeve).
@Dynaman21
@Dynaman21 3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he wants to forget The Quickening as well. Also how messed up is your franchise if The Quickening ISN’T the worst film in the series, because Highlander The Source exists?
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 3 жыл бұрын
That's so...horribly true. :(
@DigitalBath742
@DigitalBath742 3 жыл бұрын
Sean Connery said he didn't want to do Lord of the Rings because he didn't understand it. If that's his criteria for accepting a role I would love him to explain Highlander 2.
@GeriatricFan1963
@GeriatricFan1963 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Brian Clemens died in 2015. But he did also create a cult TV series, The Professionals, which still has a strong following to this day.
@licentiousdreams
@licentiousdreams 3 жыл бұрын
You don't like pale guardian the hedgehog as an immortal? Oh and in a bondage outfit.
@Malicient
@Malicient 3 жыл бұрын
The Source never happened. It was cancelled in production. It was such a shame, too. Especially since now we'll never know what it was going to be... Yep... It... Never... Happened.
@winternow2242
@winternow2242 3 жыл бұрын
It's Hammer Time. Thank you so much. I had a bit of a high pressured day today, and this was just what I needed.
@Freakinger81
@Freakinger81 3 жыл бұрын
I liked the tiny reference to Horst Jansen's time as german "Sesame Street" Host. Loved watching him as Kid.
@jamesburchill7522
@jamesburchill7522 3 жыл бұрын
I actually loved this movie. I caught it a few years ago. While it had a low budget, it had a very interesting premise.
@overeasymode
@overeasymode 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I haven't seen this movie in years. Yes I would love to see this series resurrected, just de-age Caroline Munroe.
@scockery
@scockery 3 жыл бұрын
Clone her and start series in about 17 years.
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 2 жыл бұрын
She hardly needs de-aging.
@SatelliteJAG
@SatelliteJAG 3 жыл бұрын
man, some of these scenes are crisp as hell, so much detail in them
@Shadowman4710
@Shadowman4710 3 ай бұрын
"Highlander 2: The Quickening." What a Title!"-Roger Ebert.
@mathieuleader8601
@mathieuleader8601 3 жыл бұрын
imagine if Kronos was the reincarnation of the greek god of time
@Freakinger81
@Freakinger81 3 жыл бұрын
He was a Host on the german Version of Sesame Street for some years. So seeing him is like a little journey back in time for me 🙂
@halonothing4210
@halonothing4210 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I really want to identify that t-shirt...
@tyradina
@tyradina 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah for real! Anyone know??
@GeniusDevil7
@GeniusDevil7 3 жыл бұрын
It's the Save the Earth singer from Godzilla vs the Smog Monster. I think it's available on teespring.com
@halonothing4210
@halonothing4210 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeniusDevil7 Indeed it is. Thank you.
@nacidocoqui
@nacidocoqui 3 жыл бұрын
@@halonothing4210 Haven't been able to find it, can you toss me a link?
@StageRight123
@StageRight123 3 жыл бұрын
He's posted about the shirt on his Facebook page.
@Drrezzin
@Drrezzin 3 жыл бұрын
I love your reviews and the humor you throw in...BRAVO!!! Keep 'em coming Brandon!
@MikeSmith-bn1qr
@MikeSmith-bn1qr 3 жыл бұрын
"Would you care for another brandy, I think I'll have one myself." Fuckin sweet.
@TheBestComicKing
@TheBestComicKing 3 жыл бұрын
4:28 or the Frontman of Venom. Though he spells it with a “C”.
@mrmysterious8124
@mrmysterious8124 3 жыл бұрын
Can you look at Jason And The Argonauts🐍
@StageRight123
@StageRight123 3 жыл бұрын
He already did (kind of), in one his first videos. Top 10 Ray Harryhausen films. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eImVkqKArruhrsU
@nanibread5261
@nanibread5261 3 жыл бұрын
Toad in the hole is sausages (although its started as scrap pieces of beef) cooked in Yorkshire Pudding batter, its usually served with gravy. The "toad" being the sausage poking out out of the pudding. Great video as always 👍
@richd901
@richd901 4 ай бұрын
Heya. LOVE your reviews. I grew up watching most of these movies. As I remind my friends, back in the day we were happy just to see someone TRY to show us a dragon. But I was thinking. Back in the 80’s there were a couple of fever dream movies that we watched over and over when the bars were closed. #1 The Forbidden Zone - Richard Elfman, and #2 Doctor Caligari (1989 Stephen Sayadian). They are truly mind bending. They may actually be too far out there on their own, but I am thinking your snark would make them all the better. Thanks for all of your videos.
@nickkurtz512
@nickkurtz512 3 жыл бұрын
Can you review Vincent Price’s Madhouse?
@redverse5212
@redverse5212 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Kronos vs MCU Blade
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 3 жыл бұрын
They'd wind up working together after 5 minutes.
@ClaireAgincourt
@ClaireAgincourt 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie a couple of years ago. I really enjoyed it. The fights were a little clunky but it was shot beautifully and the acting is subdued rather than just over the top camp that much of hammer had become.
@Usernamesdontmatter1
@Usernamesdontmatter1 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated movie. Filled with humor and interesting ideas.
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 3 жыл бұрын
"With a name like Kronos he´s either a vampire hunter or the host of an educational kid´s show...." Nice reference to Kronos actor Horst Janson,who was in fact on the german version of Sesame Street ("Sesamstrasse") for many years.
@TBrianOnline
@TBrianOnline 3 жыл бұрын
Caroline never disappoints :)
@alexandresobreiramartins9461
@alexandresobreiramartins9461 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my dog! that sound effect transition for the sword... LOLOLOLOL
@brothersgt.grauwolff6716
@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 3 жыл бұрын
if I remember an obscure fact Captain Cronos was partial inspiration for the anime Vampire Hunter D 😊
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 3 жыл бұрын
Caroline Munro reminds me a lot of one of my childhood crushes: Romina Power, singer and Tyrone Power´s daughter.
@sargonsblackgrandfather2072
@sargonsblackgrandfather2072 3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t there a pretty good Mexican vampire movie from the nineties called Kronos?
@anthonypryor9673
@anthonypryor9673 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, "Cronos," directed by the great Guillermo del Toro: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronos_(film)
@mistergeopolitics4456
@mistergeopolitics4456 3 жыл бұрын
Dark Corners Reviews also did an excellent review on this great cult classic recently. I'm glad you're bringing attention to these cult classics, hidden gems. They deserve it.
@BernieFishnotes
@BernieFishnotes 3 жыл бұрын
Toad in the Hole is sausages in batter, and it's bloody delicious!
@pyroteknik664
@pyroteknik664 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Captain Chronic lol😂😂😂
@mrmysterious8124
@mrmysterious8124 3 жыл бұрын
Can you look at The Sonic OVA🦔🤖
@joetrosclair8434
@joetrosclair8434 3 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES! I have this on DVD. I LOVE this movie! I have my own plans for this as a series! You read my mind! I have all kinds of story ideas!
@SpaceRaptorsInfiniteAR5001
@SpaceRaptorsInfiniteAR5001 3 жыл бұрын
Epic!!! Also the thumbnails art style seems familiar, like I’ve seen it somewhere else before
@mishiou7244
@mishiou7244 3 жыл бұрын
Great rewiew, curious when you're going to cover Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DRACULA 3-D
20:39
Brandon Tenold
Рет қаралды 361 М.
AMERICAN NINJA REVIEW
7:29
TheZoProductions
Рет қаралды 1,8 М.
Sigma Kid Hair #funny #sigma #comedy
00:33
CRAZY GREAPA
Рет қаралды 32 МЛН
One moment can change your life ✨🔄
00:32
A4
Рет қаралды 33 МЛН
路飞被小孩吓到了#海贼王#路飞
00:41
路飞与唐舞桐
Рет қаралды 79 МЛН
100❤️
00:19
MY💝No War🤝
Рет қаралды 23 МЛН
Matalo! movie review (The Ol' West Files)
7:28
Shark House Entertainment
Рет қаралды 914
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: WARLOCK
22:27
Brandon Tenold
Рет қаралды 284 М.
Puppet Master - The Cinema Snob
17:04
Stoned Gremlin Productions
Рет қаралды 161 М.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SORCERESS
21:07
Brandon Tenold
Рет қаралды 366 М.
JAWS - Franchise Review
42:01
ThatGuyMatt
Рет қаралды 2,6 М.
Drinker's Extra Shots - Battle Beyond The Stars
6:24
Critical Drinker After Hours
Рет қаралды 312 М.
Dungeons & Dragons Wrath of the Dragon God - Good Bad Flicks
12:44
GoodBadFlicks
Рет қаралды 330 М.
Exploring Push
10:25
GoodBadFlicks
Рет қаралды 162 М.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ROLLING VENGEANCE
19:59
Brandon Tenold
Рет қаралды 253 М.
Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: KILL OR BE KILLED
19:30
Brandon Tenold
Рет қаралды 187 М.
Sigma Kid Hair #funny #sigma #comedy
00:33
CRAZY GREAPA
Рет қаралды 32 МЛН