Weird Taxidermy Is Ruining My Life - Cooking Time Ep. 1

[@brinalamb2116]

“But I’ve made a career off of making mid-food, so we aren't gonna stop now” 😂😂😂

[@TedKaczynski93]

We definitely need longer videos so we can see into your everyday life and your personality so we can eventually steal your identity

[@sunitachaudry390]

agreed!

[@melonsoepic]

you should be taxidermied brandon.

[@oxfordmontello3281]

And put in a leprechaun's outfit.

[@wolfhunter2027]

This comment really resonated with Brandon.

[@_Epidemic_]

This sounds vaguely like a threat

[@oxfordmontello3281]

@@_Epidemic_ LOL

[@sunitachaudry390]

good one

[@OffBrandJnnelly]

this is the content the platform has been missing

[@sunitachaudry390]

yah!!!

[@JoeBased08]

You’re supposed to eat the food Brandon, and let us know how it tastes after. Can’t believe you took that away from us

[@sunitachaudry390]

HE DID!

[@GeckoInMyRoom]

We gotta wait for part 2 for that 😔

[@El_Platan1t0]

Bro this was freaking hilarious

[@brandongrogan]

Thank you🤝

[@nightfox9199]

“Peach don’t look at this”…..proceeds to carry Peach past the computer 😂

[@potatopatch5202]

the irony of talking shit abt taxidermy while disgracing the poor cows life making well done steak.. absolute cinema

[@CarmineClouds]

4:30 mountain lion looks like it got stung in the face by bees

[@jon420]

Not the bees

[@camerondundale811]

Long form Brandon?? Hell yeah!

[@Craine_]

Seeing you Forcefully smile in the the thumbnail with taxidermy animals…. I could already tell this vid was going to be good

[@ianmarriott4137]

The crowd chants.... "We want more". Merry festivus.

[@screenedat0m]

Genuinely want more of this, just a random fucking topic while you make a random ass meal (which looks good might i add)

[@__kitchenwitch__]

Yay! I love the longer videos.

[@GeckoInMyRoom]

Most taxidermists, at least the ethical hobbyists, work on already dead animals they found naturally. Still from your depiction that could be scary on its own, dead then suddenly an odd sculpture

[@takethesechains]

My favorite white boy cookin up a sandstorm as usual

[@niccvier]

Brandon grabbing the bread straight out of the oven with his bare hands and tossing it onto the cutting board is the exact level of randomness I expected from his cookings style

[@RieRiePie]

I would love more full length cooking videos!

[@adubseven]

Homie's wall looks like she took all the art in the divorce.

[@miss_piggyy]

TWO CAMERA ANGLES HELL YEAH

[@izukukageyama7552]

How are there only 22 comments an hour in? I guess everybody is stuck in the shorts feed Keep up the long form! I think I heard somewhere that 10 minutes is the sweet spot for videos getting more ad money from YT, could be wrong about that though

[@__kitchenwitch__]

You know what you’ll love? Google Squallet. 🤣🤣

[@BIRDMASTER-ix3lm]

Now while we chop not chop clut … not clut cut love it when Brandon invents new words like clut

[@yourlameohusband6257]

Merry christmas! And, didn’t expect this kind of long content. About… this strange hobby.

[@fauberthoude]

honestly this is just the type of content i need

[@kaytlinkiley1330]

Need more content ❤❤. Taxidermy is weird 😂😂

[@zina2435]

this is exactly what i needed today 👍 thank you

[@johnsmith0001]

More Brandon that's a Christmas gift 🎁

[@sensethevillen]

We’re witnessing history in the making fellas.

[@lordofgnomes1230]

I like this longer form content a lot

[@jessicawold]

thank GOD someone's talking about the real issues

[@JohnRefrigerator]

Not Greg Thompson 😭😭😭

[@themessenger333]

You continue , as always , being this small gay man’s dreams of an ideal guy. Thank you for making me smile in hard times.

[@dont-worry-about-it-]

4:27 "blandest meat I've ever tasted" after only putting a little salt and pepper, idk what you were expecting bro

[@TyZimm]

MORE!!! we NEED more!!!!!

[@micahrobbins8353]

Nah, the rat was fr**king sick I can't even lie to you

[@GeneralZap]

Good episode, but I lol'd at the Bud Light, dunno if intentional or further cringe.

[@daynearmstrong]

Commenting for engagement so you keep posting long format videos

[@official_trizzy7827]

W as always😂

[@marcus_558]

“A minute 45 seconds left???” I fee that Brandon. On another note, can you do another haunted video

[@dashofdialogue]

Comment if you want more food vids

[@legoforcharity]

He has a point

[@CoatHqnger]

this was delightful

[@slushy028]

ive missed you 💞

[@littlep420]

ugh ep 1 yay😩

[@jaaacre]

I wanted to be taxidermied when I died and then the family had to keep me around like that

[@cardboardgarbage]

when did you get the budget for two camera angles?

[@Septic-Hearts]

Quick question, how come you put the bread on the oven rack by itself but took the broiled sandwiches off of a baking sheet?

[@sunitachaudry390]

i noticed too!

[@leonardsmith9870]

Welcome to the channel where nothing makes sense

[@foodlover8151]

Merry Christmas 🎅

[@sunitachaudry390]

That was funny.....and yummy!!

[@vancebocas7626]

I like this format...but Bud Light, my guy?!?

[@MWDoom]

Protip (from a not pro): Amazon referral links for the cooking gear you use in your descriptions.

[@brandonkirkman46]

I use a work shape for my knives. Easiest sharpest edge I've ever gotten

[@bloomfool]

Doesn't matter how many times you change the title I will never ever click on this video ever again and my watch time remains zero as I'm pausing the ad to write down this comment. wish you a happy new year

[@hexadecimal973]

There's a video by Chinese cooking demystified about velveting meat, I tried it and it was fucking awesome. You should give it a go, and it's not hard to make neither. Edit: Oh also by the way you should try seasoning meat with salt, pepper, garlic or whatever you like (except salt) at least couple of hours up to a day before cooking since it's gonna give salt enough time to break down the meat tissue and make it easier to chew and will taste pretty good.

[@justanoldernorton1421]

some music would go a long way but overall enjoyable vid

[@oilyolives.]

we need more peach content

[@sunitachaudry390]

coyote......scary but funny!

[@Mason_senkbeil]

Yeah this is pretty awesome

[@shalashaska4578]

this is the most mid, underachieving cooking/commentary video i've seen. i need 70 more videos of this. this is the most ive ever felt represented by a youtuber.

[@RonaldJohnald2007]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[@Rodn3ySp3cial]

A WHOLE VIDEO IM GONNA BUST

[@kiniyini]

wait this is good. i like this. sick.

[@r2d283]

HIS CATS NAME IS PEACH OMFG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[@cedriccloutier7998]

I bet that sandwich was an 7/10

[@KamUniverse-A]

Yea it isn’t normal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cant_handle_pressure]

Merry Christmas

[@ozyssah]

americas gonna raid your house for all that oil on that plate goddamn

[@Skully622]

That mountain lion has a strong resemblance to Ted Levine...just saying

[@Thatcoolguy2.0-r6k]

2:44 is that steward little

[@starzz_andre]

Brandon I think you need some kinda ranting podcast

[@ajw.8085]

Imagine what that cow would say about the botchery you’ve done with his body?

[@angelicdemon1333]

Good taxidermy is so nice though...idk how they do it. I haven't seen good taxidermy in person ever. I saw a pretty good coyote but it still wasn't great.

[@angelicdemon1333]

That is why I have a emergency pantry. I don't like going t the store if I don't have to, rn I have 4 butters n that's not including my bacon grease n oils. N I chose pizza n wings for New years from the store n burgers for 4th of July b/c I don't want t go anywhere. You're food is pretty good and pretty user friendly. I tried it. N the quesodillas I tried are toddler n kid approved which is saying a lot. If kids will like it more ppl will.

[@melonbar1042]

you're so cute

[@patrickharper9297]

love it

[@Zexidous]

If these were realistic plush, that'd be cool, but to do that to a deceased creature feels wrong. Not going to say some of them don't look good, but still.

[@OfficialBeanie]

i like your pants

[@johnsmith0001]

How tall is Brandon he look tall

[@Bree-fz4gy]

🤣Peter🤩🔥

[@HiNinqi]

🎡 Wonderful 👏🏽

[@Jj-ou6bv]

more long form

[@Unsc_n6]

Apples

[@lorenzofuzzi298]

MORE OF BRANDONNN!!!!

[@SamiaAitAllal]

wanna be my private chef? (no payment)

[@RZtrois]

❤❤❤

[@lordasayt]

I think you cooked the steak on too low of a temperature

[@lex7176]

YEAAAAHHHH

[@colbyjackc]

Take it off the screen. Okay now put it back on

[@GOUGE-pookie]

You

[@zer.o]

❤

[@FTSFBS]

❤❤

[@Literally_hatsune_miku_39]

Early yippee

[@felis1224]

Hilarious

[@DoppelGG1]

Make thode Videos more orten

[@NelsonLawson-t9l]

Under 1 hour 👇

[@boosie6076]

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