Bratty Karen Calls 911 on the Police

[@aeacker]

The guy in the beanie is over there earnestly trying unravel the conspiracy of the missing girl on the bathroom floor and it has been the highlight of my week 😂 😂

[@natalienelson8681]

Seriously. I can see a lightbulb above his head when he remembers everything.

[@jordanh8906]

Mine too he was the best part and when he saw him again in the gas station! 😂😂😂

[@unchartedwaterss]

@aeacker he is still trying to figure out who is the sister and who is the cousin

[@rydrag]

The dude in the beanie was trying his best to help. It was hilarious and admirable lol

[@hyacinthmoon6289]

Same!! I love that guy 😆

[@gianna6485]

drunk homeboy was fricken hilarious, when he turned around and recognized the officer and with so much relief said “ohhhh thank god your here cause i’ve been listening to her fucking shit” i just about lost it😭😭😭😭😭

[@amandajohnson8116]

He seems like a really chill guy in a bad situation/relationship.

[@debbailey5446]

He looked grateful

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

He reminds me of a chilled-out version of Skank from The Crow.

[@jordanduplechin7676]

What a cast of characters! They should have their own reality show

[@RenfromBespin]

@@CopiousDoinksLLChaven’t seen the Brandon Lee Crow but there’s a new one releasing soon 😏 anyway..

[@Liliacloveslillies]

This guy who was trying his hardest to explain and be respectful to the cops is the funniest guy ever. Love him lol

[@goldenboy7819]

😂😂😂

[@dannydougin3925]

*How* and maybe *why* is being drunk in public funny? I will say he is cute with his mustache, but he is drunk.

[@flowerjpotter1629]

He must deaf putting up with Mrs Motor Mouth.

[@johnpolsen]

@@dannydougin3925 He was in a bar, the place you go to get drunk.

[@livi116]

He was sooooo high…. Funny? Not at all

[@jacwatson8689]

The beanie guy.. what a legend. Hes trying his best to explain and understand the whole thing, yet drunk himself. 😂✊🏻

[@snakehandler1487]

"Thank God you're here"

[@lucasmills9959]

That dude said "oh thank God you're fucking here" had me ROLLING 😂

[@brookelynnwu8016]

He was lit too but he was fed up w her shït 😂

[@DannyB587]

He's my favorite character 😂😂😂

[@sherryelkins5270]

I liked him,,😂👍

[@analogdaniel]

I liked him too. Especially when he was giving a thumbs up to the boyfriend

[@lyndawhite5171]

And the boyfriend, soon to be EX. Dang

[@Cwb_rider]

I’m almost certain that the girl who disappeared was underage, which is why they didn’t want the police at the bar.

[@NoNotMe0000]

100%, and she was probably in an office or store room!

[@iamherefortheshow699]

Yes, something was up with that. Karen or not, she spilled the beans about the bar. The owner needs to be investigated 🔎 😤

[@ChurchofPhillyWatch]

@@Cwb_rider 👀😞

[@moonshinershonor202]

Party foul!

[@cheechong5969]

I dont remember who but someone had a little Freudian slip in that first part and mentioned that she was "20". So yes likely underage and thats why the bartenders defended her and played the little game with the cops. Can't lose their liquor license or they lose the business. Scummy situation all around ngl

[@TROOPERfarcry]

"I bet your wife looks better than I do." That's a weird burn.

[@nicolejttmom6061]

😂😂😂

[@jongoffinet8511]

😂😂😂

[@maryann7941]

😂😂😂😂

[@whacker9265]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@definitelyhuman661]

The rare self burn

[@demoncorejunior]

the passed out person being 20 explains why the bar staff wasn't excited to talk to the cops about the situation

[@nancyhopple750]

good point.

[@floydm.4159]

That chick was underage and the bar overserved her 100%. The drunk girl was annoying but the bar manager was shady af.

[@Bat_Boy]

I agree...something weird happened, and the bartender was repeatingly deflecting about something no one asked her.

[@bigfriendlybeachretard]

And blocking the door! What was up with that??

[@jimc5754]

Yep

[@iamhereblossom1588]

@@Bat_Boyshe served an underage person and didn’t want the cops to come in and ID the girl and find out she was underage.

[@coop22981]

I'm concerned for the girl that disappeared. From the way that manager started out lying and trying to delay them from going in I wouldn't put it past her to have two employees carry the girl out the back door and down the street to make sure the cops didn't find her. You can see in the background shes standing with the front door cracked listening as the drunk guy tries to explain what happened, thats extremely suspicious!

[@laskey2175]

The drunk dude was the best source of information. At least he wasn't a liar like the bartender.

[@michellejorden1539]

This 😂😂😂😂

[@AdriGoddess]

I think drunk girl was being honest. Her story really wasn't changing. I think the girl she found in the bathroom was in fact underage and the bartender knew her. Snuck her out before the police got there so she wouldn't lose her job AND the bar couldn't get in legal trouble. Drunk girl was still batshit crazy but I don't think she was a liar.

[@corinne8906]

That bar will get into trouble too, they knew that they provided under age alcohol. That won't look good for their license to serve

[@Metradime]

@@AdriGoddess yeah when they got to the gas station and it was 'oh now its her sister cousin something or other' I was like OOOOH so she invited he cousin out drinking underage, thought she got drugged, freaked out, the employees tried to 'cover it up', and she wasn't spilling the beans because she knew about all the legal issues

[@projectdelta50]

Functional drunks are awesome

[@din6675]

She should be charged for that personality alone.

[@juanvaldez5422]

*Personality disorder

[@Burhanontheranch]

Locked in a mountain cave for a few years fo rehab

[@1976cali]

omg, and that voice.

[@debleeray]

...have another drink honey...

[@MelodyIV]

@@juanvaldez5422 stop giving her another thing to lie about. She has no disorders except for her drinking problem. Maybe she has autism. It shows.

[@antheagladenea2411]

Beanie guy talks - VOLUME UP Crazy lady talks - VOLUME DOWN

[@eattrainprogress]

lmfao

[@geekroom2365]

Beanie guy is the real hero

[@stargazerkawaii]

The cops were 100% on her side at the beginning. They thought the bar was acting sus. But Karen can't help herself and make it all about her.

[@Literallyarealhuman]

Yeah alcohol can be a powerful devil

[@007-JamesB]

The bar doesn’t want to be liable for over serving. That particular bartender didn’t want to be reprimanded or fired for over serving. However it’s one of those rarely enforced laws. It’s hard for a busy bar to track how intoxicated all their customers are.

[@007-JamesB]

Based on the bartender’s behavior I also believe she might have had a drink or two that night. Which many places is also illegal. She was just trying to cover her ass.

[@robot_spider]

@@007-JamesBSomeone mentioned the missing drunk girl was 20. The bar served her because it was her friend, and they didn’t want to get their license pulled.

[@007-JamesB]

@@robot_spider that makes a lot of sense too.

[@doverclocked]

The beanie guy deserves his own show, such a charismatic character.

[@Cassandrabb]

No he doesn’t your just saying that cause he’s a dude and your trying to kiss ass

[@danamama6766]

Haaaaaa yes

[@theblackbaron4119]

You find drunk guys like that at every bar. That's not rare

[@monkeysinspace1387]

lmao

[@homework3721]

i would watch it!

[@itsgabbo5113]

"how do we lose an unconscious person" had me laughing so hard 😂

[@Oldschoolnana]

That was funny.😂😂

[@nancyslagleacts]

Naw…it was second-funniest. The FUNNIEST was the drunk gal constantly calling the officer “Freddy Krueger”.

[@LexlutherVII]

Lol, ghost?? 😂

[@bubzilla6137]

​@@nancyslagleactsIt was the increasing hospital request counter for me. That other stuff was haha funny, but the speeding up counter actually made me laugh. 😂🤣

[@ricoaztec1]

What had me laughing harder was that they had "unconscious" grilled into thir brains,because a drunk girl said it...but sober person corrected it, and they didn't listen.😂😂😂

[@dizzer182]

You couldn't write a better drunk character than the Green Bay Beanie Guy.

[@JeffreySmith-m3y]

Guys a legend. The effort he's putting in to try and make sense is that of true heroes. Total stud.

[@AFDK80HD]

this video smells like red bull,vodka, rum and coke, black cherry vape and victorias secret body spray.

[@ThingsOnDemand]

Underappreciated comment

[@ry_an.]

Way too accurate

[@jadebotan83]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@slicer2361]

God damn it, note to self, do not eat before reading comments

[@tunasandwich8049]

Don't forget the cocktail of sweat, puke, and a hint of pee

[@kaliwindx7287]

It should be mandatory that they play videos like this in open court so that everyone can see their behavior before their cases resolved

[@YouTube.Is.Run.By.Terrorists]

2:50 "even though we confirmed the 911 caller was blasted drunk, making her statement meaningless, and we also spoke to the employee *and* patrons that confirmed there was no need for emergency services *we're just going to force ourselves in anyway* also, by the way, have you seen the Bill of Rights anywhere? I need something to wipe the diarrhea off my lips." Don't forget to make the cop watch that part, too. If you can't recite the Bill of Rights verbatim then you shouldn't be a part of our legal system. Figure it out. 🤔🤷‍♂️

[@thomasbradley4505]

And send a copy of the video to their employer

[@Nick-kw9oz]

Yup 100%. I've never acted like this in MY LIFE. Drunk or sober. I dont understand why these ppl think they can talk to ppl like this, especially cops. I agree though, im so sick and tired of these ppl getting the charges dropped too. The worst POS in our society are getting to walk all over us.

[@sarahsno215]

YES! That would be absolutely amazing, at least these videos get posted online for everyone else to see as well…this girl is awful, and has definitely never been punched in the face before…

[@patmcclain5986]

And they should be required to watch this everyday for a year..

[@yamigurl822]

The guy with the beanie was the most upstanding and level headed drunk person I’ve ever seen !!!

[@southfloridaarcheryguy114]

Seriously! Clearly he was hammered but he cooperated brilliantly with the police.

[@smittenmrsmitchem6966]

I loved him!!😂

[@Cassandrabb]

He was reallly reallly annoying

[@Cassandrabb]

@@smittenmrsmitchem6966nah he was fucking annoying

[@trinleywangmo]

See, I liked the guy in the white hoodie. He was trying to keep her from getting arrested for being annoying.

[@JeffreySmith-m3y]

Love the drunk guy explaining everything. He's trying so hard to tell his story and doing an amazing job.

[@irlGlitches]

I bet you beanie guy is actually a very good guy when he's sober. He was trying so hard to help. The girl though....geez. Alcohol is poison.

[@timetotalktitanic7381]

@@irlGlitches he’s a nice guy drunk also! He seems sweet

[@whereisyourhumanity7557]

Absolutely. It's a toxin. All it does is turn your body into a factory for processing alcohol, and releasing it's by-products.

[@Elizalynn-sunshine]

I agree about alcohol!!

[@rosebud6485]

When he gave the thumbs up I got tickled! 😅

[@rogerborg]

Bro is thirsty as hell to be hanging around that amount of crazy.

[@szechuan_shinobi]

Nurse here please don’t bring her to the hospital we are closed

[@Gizmo72710]

Haha

[@lizcraigvideos]

Seriously!

[@ShannonDowty]

Bahhhaaaa!

[@Justinek231]

😭😭😭

[@taylorpresley4604]

lol

[@Anonymousynon]

immediately knew she had to be underage when the bartender was trying to hide shit

[@Molon_Labe1776]

They said the girl was 20 more than once, but then the cop later says it's not illegal.

[@Skaiform]

The bartender seemed like she was ripping shots behind the bar 😂

[@aracoixo3288]

​@Molon_Labe1776 some states have zero tolerance. Some are more a little acceptable or whatnot and something.

[@xToxicNinjax]

If you ever work in a bar you know the hardest part is getting drunks to leave, and as a result you never ever let people back in, I think it was just instinct on her part

[@billwilson6725]

@@Molon_Labe1776 the cop only said "it's not illegal to be drunk in a bar", nothing about the age in that reference.

[@AanyaMittal-vc2mr]

"I don't wanna touch anything of you" I'm dead😭

[@staceyreamer2758]

Lol, with the hand gesture

[@msmaahlley]

Best part

[@MichaelGrabowskii]

I don't know if it was intentional editing, but at about 0:06 the scream turning into the sirens in the background was one of the smoothest transitions I've ever witnessed.

[@cabbageasparagus]

@@MichaelGrabowskii i thought the same thing lol

[@ginacoaster]

Honestly it needs to be mixed into a song at rave or club! That was smooooottthhhhaaaa!

[@GunF0x]

😂

[@stuartbodnar31]

@@MichaelGrabowskii holy crap!! Legit 🔥

[@lissieloveskitties]

Went back just to listen, totally worth it hahaha 👌

[@ChiliCat..]

Her boyfriend seems really decent. My guess is he’s not going to be her boyfriend for long.

[@newperson1997]

erm... what the sigma????

[@moonshinershonor202]

That WAP must be crazy

[@newperson1997]

@@moonshinershonor202 yappatron

[@moonshinershonor202]

@@newperson1997 🗿 Ve proud if yourself, you earned it.

[@zodo2476]

@@newperson1997 Bro did a copy paste comment and then called someone else yapping. Can't tell if you're bait, a child, or actually just this cringe. Hope you get funny someday. If I ever get this bad, god plz just put me down.

[@draculaspawn]

bartender - “i know her personally” 5 seconds later cop - “do u know her?” bartender- “idk who she is”

[@sofiadragon6520]

@@draculaspawn She knows personally that she was only 20 years old... 😅 Or something to that effect.

[@chives3034]

​@sofiadragon6520 Bingo, you got it. As a bouncer ide have to agree, they definitely knew she was underage 😂

[@4dyamondx745]

@@chives3034 as a human, I knew she was under-age

[@bojohannesen4352]

Underage... So what are we talking about here. A girl in her 20s who had consumed alcohol? Or in other words, a typical American nothing-burger? Or was it an actual problem with an actual underage girl being taken advantage of?

[@maddhatter5024]

@@draculaspawn great pfp. Love that album

[@ibnAmat]

“She’s saying I should care because I love her…she’s gone insane officer” 😂

[@sas8139]

Packers beanie dude was hilarious and probably wasn’t trying to be “turned around and seen same cop” “ohh thank god you’re here” 😂😂😂😂

[@heavygamingupwardenjoyer1834]

"cause I've been listening to her f***king s*it" poor lad

[@kamtheman6816]

Dude, he's legit one of the funniest guys I've seen in one of these cop videos lol. I'd love to see him as a character in a show

[@IAmALawyerToo]

😂😂😂😂

[@Lul81028]

@@sas8139 he was trying to be helpful, made me laugh 😂

[@SiStockbridge]

He reminds me of Badger from Breaking Bad, lol

[@samanfersilyk]

the guy in the beanie carried this video LMAO

[@elaynarice7389]

definitely was much less watchable after he was gone.

[@amysnews6808]

He was cracking me up! 😂

[@Niccipotts]

He is giving “Her Sister was a witch She Came Down in a Bubble DOUG are you gonna sit here and tell me I’m lying?!?” His version “Her sister was in orange”

[@Scott_Buchanan]

I hate drunk people but he’s alright lol

[@bamnet2k]

I nearly died when the buddy is like "Oh...thank god you're here" as if he was just done. lol

[@beatriz8611]

@@bamnet2k I can’t stop laughing

[@josmclove4426]

😂😂😂😂

[@iffracem]

We have a comedy skit show in Aussie-land named exactly that.. They get a comedian to play the main part of a skit, without knowing anything about the "plot" Starts off with one of the actors grabbing the poor, unknowing comedian and saying "Thank God you're here.........."

[@zenobia10127]

​@@iffracem They tried to bring that show to the US. I remember the blonde lady from The Office was one of the guest comedians. I don't know why it didn't last. It was hilarious.

[@Nurvahnah47]

😂😂

[@hmajors2275]

‘I bet your wife looks better than I do. You couldn’t pull me” naahhh you’re not drunk 🤣

[@kbbrown8154]

Bartender's badly over-served this chick and is terrified of being held accountable for it.

[@jackiemarini3203]

Agree 💯

[@MineChanclas]

🎯

[@callahardy8639]

Badly over-served this UNDERAGE girl

[@stevefromchicago8277]

Ohh, that makes so much sense now

[@bluedragonfly8139]

Whatever you gotta tell yourself.

[@RafaelFelipe06Sp]

drunk people should be forced to watch themselves embarrass themselves in front of other people and apologize to society

[@nancyslagleacts]

That’s the true justice in all this: whether “Lauren” chooses to watch the footage or not, I guarantee that she’s well aware that her drunken foolishness is on KZbin. Aside from sheer embarrassment, I wonder how the existence of this video affects her life in other ways, too? Issues such as child custody or employment status, for example?

[@allanmason3201]

@@nancyslagleacts I'd like to believe that Lauren and everyone else who gets wasted and behaves like a particularly obnoxious three year old gains local infamy when their cop-cam video appears on YT, but how do people find out about it? My view is that these people don't deserve anonymity because they're a menace to society, so their first and last names and their hometown should be specified in the video title. But I guess that's against some rule.

[@darealestwon]

@@RafaelFelipe06Sp great idea!

[@mikeperdue7380]

Forced to watch themselves. Record it and create a KZbin Channel 'cause i'm watching that shit.

[@187sleezy]

I absolutely agree 💯 percent

[@glee_again2594]

These cops gave this lady’s family one night of peace. Thank you for your service.

[@Jay-od2xs]

lmao

[@stevecampbell1308]

I think the BF was even like can you get that bleeep out of here I am tired of listening to her

[@OfficialSeizmic]

HAHA for real!!!!!!!!

[@nadergt1]

God help her kids. Social services should be called on people like her who leave their children at home to go out and get piss drunk

[@streamcastr]

And her boyfriend the freedom he needs to rethink his choice in girlfriends!! LOL

[@GregNicolas-vb6vj]

And the worst of it is this specimen has 2 daughters. Lord help them.

[@ayylynn2325]

The drunken bard narrating every moment of this to the cops is my favorite person alive 😂

[@Direwoof]

I LOVE that guy so funny, ive met so many ppl like that at punk rock shows and tabletop game stores lol.

[@jessejames8900]

@@Direwoof "No, it seems important!"

[@EzeICE]

The fact you said bard, is top tier 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bobsteperous]

"Oh there once was a maiden from stoneberry hollow..!"

[@blanchdubois398]

Wow get a life

[@1guy1controller63]

“Oh thank god you’re here cause I’ve been listening to her shit” dudes just tryna vibe and live his life😂😂

[@cali2552]

I couldn't stop laughing when he turned around and said that 😆🤣🤣

[@chrisb9179]

Can we all agree that the guy in beanie is a right ol' fun character. Almost gave him a standing ovation when he showed up a second time at the convenience store.

[@hoyinwong]

he definitely could be on a TV comedy or at least a reality show

[@davemccage7918]

Can we all agree that bodycam videos are more effective than Alcoholics Anonymous at keeping people sober?

[@queenmonte218]

He’s kool ppl❤

[@colorless.blender2532]

Hospital didn’t even sound like real word after hearing it 40 times

[@grimey5.565]

Officer- oh well, I don't care. Drunk guy- No it seems important! 😅🤣

[@lifewitrae4459]

@@grimey5.565 had me cryinggg😂😂

[@jason3000tt]

WilD!!!

[@demarcuscherry1210]

That had me crying

[@Unwovenn]

Shaggy's on the case

[@Slipknlov]

xD James Franco straight from pineapple express

[@BarbedWireSounds]

Dealing with a bunch of drunk people would drive me nuts. I’d be a cop for like 3 hours and I’d quit.

[@joshfinnell6003]

@@BarbedWireSounds right, i don’t think I’d last 3 hours tbh

[@nikkid7838]

I would last until I got as my first drunk Karen or entitled Karen.

[@peppatheoof]

I honestly think I'd get fired and charged before I quit.....

[@lisgnell]

I sure most of the ppl they deal with are drunk

[@KMMGREY]

3 seconds for me 😂

[@meggert2360]

2 daughters at home? Those poor, poor kids.

[@kat050107]

Somebody needs to call CPS on this psycho.

[@Cigarsnguitars]

I’m amazed that someone slept with her twice. They both woke up to this the morning after and promptly committed suicide.

[@scripskunk612]

I hope their dad gets full custody because of this & she pays him serious child support.

[@hypsyzygy506]

She said one was at home without an adult. Did anyone do a welfare check, or contact child protection?

[@mh294m]

I'm telling you just her existence is child abuse

[@sallyharry6098]

Why do drunk people never shut up???

[@shaxrahman]

That beanie hat guy is the kind of friend everyone needs, he's trying his best to help solve the mystery and also help himself 😂 you can tell he's a nice polite guy just trying to have a good time but got caught up in this. Funniest guy ive ever seen 🤣🤣

[@AGirlWhoseNameI4got]

Shout out to the gas station guys, honestly. They were so polite and apologetic about a situation that wasn't their fault at all. Those are good dudes.

[@CLWingate]

I love how they helped the cops and apologized.

[@ProudNana78]

2 of them were her boyfriend and friend who were at the bar with her, not just random gas station customers.

[@AGirlWhoseNameI4got]

@@ProudNana78 Huh, didn't catch that. One looked kind of familiar, but I wasn't sure, and I thought the other was just an employee. Oh, well. Still decent guys considering what they had to deal with that night.

[@ProudNana78]

@@AGirlWhoseNameI4got One of the guys was an employee but the other 2 were her boyfriend and the guy that first talked to the officers outside the bar.

[@pilgrimpeace7763]

Classy young lady

[@MarinaRhymin]

Former bartender here. At the end of the day, this chaos is all that employee’s fault. She didn’t ID ANYONE, and she over-served EVERYONE. Had there been an accident, she’d be liable.

[@looknbakatu]

it seems You’re right, All different levels of intoxication, alcohol affects every one differently, this video is proof!

[@fazijslive]

I know Americans do things backwards, but at the end of the day, it's your personal responsibility about your actions while being drunk in public. If you can't recognize that you're too drunk and should be going home (instead of getting yourself arrested), then alcohol is not for you.

[@kingkong-mp5jp]

@@fazijslivewhat does this have to do with being American? You’re saying that there isn’t people in say Germany or Turkey that get too drunk in public and cause public nuisance? You would be a liar.

[@fazijslive]

@@kingkong-mp5jp My point was that she and every other person at the bar is an adult and should be responsible for themselves. Bartender is not there to babysit some dipshits that can't handle liquor.

[@JaredFont]

@@fazijslive I serve alcohol in the US and its insane. When you bartend you become legally responsible for how much they consume. It’s crazy but that’s how it works here. The reason people are calling out the bartender is because she clearly knew she over served and she was scared it was going to get her cited. Right or wrong there is an expectation in the US that you wont be over served.

[@jennibishop718]

ONLY charged with disorderly conduct??? Jezzz... Thats crazier than she is

[@kokes.x]

The guy in the beanie "oh THANK GOD you're here!" 😂 Protect this darling boy 😂

[@benroberts3677]

My boy is WASTED and just trying his best to help 😂

[@dnrfrank]

@@benroberts3677he did pretty good considering how gone he was haha

[@katybug6572]

@@dnrfranklol tru

[@GoodGuy-wq4md]

As a recovering alcoholic, I have to admit that I've been in her position multiple times. Every time I think "Im good" and want to drink, I watch one of these videos, cringe, and renew my vows to remain sober, and in my right mind. Thank God for another day of sobriety.

[@AdrianNelson1507]

Good on you brother 👍🏻 Keep going.

[@MakiMajomUgatNagyot]

Every day sober is a victory! Stay strong and keep going!

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

That's the good part about having these videos to watch. Helps me with restraint knowing how it looks from the outside 😂 Good on you and being g able to face this means the healing is going deep. Well done you, it takes a lot of strength and intestinal fortitude!

[@danielkittendorf8919]

thank you for posting this. I needed to see this

[@TheStacato]

Mad respect, stay strong and sober. Alcohol is a fucking pestilence on society.

[@WhocaresNosy-xi1ii]

Jesus this is chaotic ,That random bystander was so funny he was like a side character in comedy movie.She is everyone’s worst nightmare 😂😂😂

[@yaboimax6356]

Fr, I can totally see him in a 2000s comedy movie.

[@SoulKhepri]

He’s so cool tbh lmaooo I like him

[@WhocaresNosy-xi1ii]

@@SoulKhepri He needs to be a national treasure ,He’s too funny lol

[@js1701]

Totally! He was delightful 😂

[@erinmboehm]

He reminds me of a character out of a Jay and silent bob movie 😂

[@p.k.5455]

She was GIVING THE POLICE anxiety attacks!!!!😅😂😅

[@SteelMonkey74]

"I don't want to touch any of this" while making circular motions in front of her. Priceless!

[@Hysandel]

God tier

[@maryf3219]

I loved it lol

[@kimiak6886]

😂😂😂classic!

[@bethdow3332]

That was the absolute perfect response by the officer!

[@mongoaurelio6558]

but the 🐷 did it

[@tthompson4768]

The CIA should seriously look into using her voice as a interrogation tactic. Bad guys would cave in seconds. Holy crap is she annoying!!!

[@Unstoppable_Unicorn]

😂😂😂😂 most definitely!!!

[@MeganBerryman01]

@@tthompson4768 I can’t stand listening to her 😂😂😂

[@sulynn72]

Just put a bunch of the videos of drunk girls repeating things over and over would break the best of them😂

[@MsAmique]

😂🤣

[@samuelcleverettejr3250]

@@tthompson4768 Marjorie Toilet Greene could do it even better!

[@justuschickens10]

The officer "I dont want to touch any of this " killed me 😂 sober up sister

[@Mattslittlesister55]

He was hilarious

[@justuschickens10]

@@Riley-gv5rs 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleya8532]

Officer: "When you get to the jail" Lauren: "I'm not going to jail!" Officer: "Then where are you going?" 😂😂

[@AdriGoddess]

Honestly, the best character in this episode was the Packers guy. 😂😂😂😂 You could NOT write this guy from fiction. He is a fully fleshed-out person. 😂

[@smbarone2000]

😅yes! He was the most entertaining.

[@VigilanteVegan]

He’s like the main character’s eccentric but loyal friend in a 90s/2000s movie - someone who Ethan Embry, Breckin Meyer or Sean William Scott would play.

[@redtski]

​@@VigilanteVeganperfect description 🤣

[@nv4699]

It feels like something from a Kevin Smith movie

[@Fluor66]

He should be in a soldier in a Civil War movie.

[@katiejean1]

The guy in the Green Bay beanie was the best part of this. Him initially mind blown when the girl in the bathroom vanished. Trying to drunkenly unravel the conspiracy in real time as to how she up a vanished. Then the look of relief on his face when he saw the cop at the gas station and said “oh thank god you’re here cause I’ve been listening to her shit” like they’ve known one another forever 😂 But I will say the girl who worked at the bar was acting very weird, I wholeheartedly believe that. Probably because they knowingly served her even though she was underage

[@SharpLife4]

Yes I think it was an underage friend or family. Cause she offered to drive then said she’s taking the Uber. I would not get Ina car with a stranger. And cops asked if she knew her. She said no. Hmmm. Pretty sure bartenders can’t drive strangers home as a practice

[@nadiaanderson2454]

Yep!!!

[@HeadsetProfessional]

Imagine being called out to a possible crime only to show up to NO crime and to have a drunk lady scream and spit in your face and tell you how horrible of a person you are. What a job.

[@irma567]

and a judge will give her a slap on the wrist

[@yoHOBODAN]

The real crime is the courts will do nothing. She will win and do it again

[@Sassyglbeauty]

Idk about that. It seems there had been a girl, but god knows where she went. The chick at the bar was acting suspicious AF.

[@VedaSay]

No there was a crime. The cops did not investigate fully. As per the procedure they were supposed to locate that person and verify their id and well;being.

[@user-gj1me4mf5c]

​@@VedaSay Wrong. 🤡

[@maddierodriguez8569]

I absolutely cant stand drunk people 🙄

[@tsgnexus1753]

Bro in the packers hat was trying so hard. He really wanted to help that girl and I can appreciate that. He’s a little incoherent from alcohol, but he’s REALLY trying and that’s what’s important

[@MsAmique]

To me, he just doesn’t seemed like he wanted to be a part of the silly situation.

[@user-account-not-found]

He seems like a quality dude.

[@paydn202]

you can see the relief in his face when the officer grabs him and he turns around and recognizes him from earlier lol "oh thank god youre here"

[@J09-555]

@@MsAmique No thats just drunk people, personal experience lol

[@day4162]

​@@tsgnexus1753 seriously. He's trying SO hard. I guarantee he wasn't expecting to deal with this on a fun night out. He seems like a really good guy

[@BrittBeeMcGee]

I despise drunk people. She’s so incredibly obnoxious. And she’s a mother? Her poor children.

[@TrackerRoo]

Trust me she's just as bad while sober. Alcohol doesn't change your personality that much. She'll blame the alcohol later but everyone that deals with her daily will say she is always the biggest Karen on the block.

[@anonymousunnamed3026]

Drunk ppl are awful! My mother drinks a lot and the minute she pours her first glass of wine- my visit with her is over. Like a wise clown once said “Homie don’t play that”

[@TheBall12]

The other dude seems to be very chill and one i would gladly drink again. Its just some people that are intolerable when drunk.

[@DsgSleazy]

Fkn hate drunks, all of trhem clowns and they think it's fucking cute or something.

[@thepsychnurse4406]

​@@anonymousunnamed3026hell yeah, homie the clown

[@slayerozombies]

Lauren had the right to remain silent, just not the ability.

[@WS_00]

Yawn

[@Fridge6]

@@WS_00 bless you.

[@PosranaRegistrace]

She is the Donkey from Shrek

[@slipknot6789]

So original

[@sulynn72]

Makes you wonder what crimes she's been accused of if she thinks she should have been read her Miranda rights

[@staceyreamer2758]

Her ex husband is going to bed, this is all he needs for full custody

[@estibalizlopezmorrobel91]

First: "I'll take her home, I know her personality" After she disappears, Police: well who was she? Do you know her? Lady: not really but I ID her!

[@mooshygirl]

Very tired

[@jrasicmark1]

She should be forced to listen to a looping audio of this video every second she is in custody.

[@DxBlack]

I need to go to the hospital, ♾️

[@Darlene-zw2ki]

Lol ​@@DxBlack

[@undernoillusions1448]

So you're saying that you believe that that would be cruel and unusual punishment so you won't have to happen to her so you're actually saying you believe that it's fine to have cruel and unusual punishment in America 2:04

[@mystiqueqoi523]

😀🤣🤣

[@seanhansen1996]

@@undernoillusions1448 this a dumb comment

[@crominion6045]

Beanie Guy gave me Shaggy vibes. I thought he was gonna says "Zoinks!" when the cop told him the chick was gone.

[@joanm9839]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joelpineda4414]

Who’s shaggy?????

[@janetguazzaloca6461]

@@crominion6045 😂😂😂

[@rajanicn9269]

@@joelpineda4414 scooby doo

[@fashiondiva6972]

@@joelpineda4414how old are you? Do you live in a hole in the desert? Pop culture is a thing you know. Scooby Doo is an icon🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

[@mattbachmann3875]

Just cause some ppl are 21 & over doesn’t mean they should drink

[@hizgrase]

That bar owner was so shady. Something illegal going on there. Under age drinker passed out on floor was probably the least of it.

[@poika22]

Not only trying to stop them from going in, but also listening in the doorway and then the "sorry for wasting your time" from a cracked door which is basically the same as "please don't come back in again there's nothing more to see I swear." I bet there was a passed out underage girl in a back room somewhere.

[@dawnr714]

For sure. I worked at a shady bar and when I opened the bar for my shift first thing in morning, I found it had been broken into and money from cash register missing - I called cops first and owner second. I got in trouble from the owner for calling cops. I wondered then what was really going on and why wouldn't he want me to call cops when he was robbed...

[@goodcitizen-ft9bg]

@@poika22oh they for sure hid that girl while the chick was stalling the cops at the door the first encounter

[@DeeJ841]

She was probably drinking underage and they weren’t checking ids properly and they could lose their liquor license. shack bars like that are always getting their liquor licenses yanked and shut down. I used to work at a place like that as a busser and yes they probably steal money from the bar and pour themselves drinks. So any type of call to the cops is gonna freak them out. Doesnt excuse any of it but probably what happened.

[@stevetarrant3898]

You have the right to remain silent. And everyone would really appreciate you exercising that right.

[@benp3592]

I DON'T think so FREDDY. FREDDY NEVER read her rights! FREDDY!!!

[@ladycplum]

But we wouldn't have such entertaining instructional videos on how NOT to behave in certain situations. 😆😆

[@maryholden3136]

Unfortunately, the right to remain silent is often not accompanied by the ability to do so

[@deborahbarksdale826]

For her, impossible. Guess she doesn’t get out much. Doesn’t know how to act in public.

[@marlenemitchell-kavanaugh3644]

😏😏😏…..Yes Lord..,Amen to THAT STATEMENT….😂😂😂

[@ChessIsBestWithACupOfScience]

*As someone who worked as nightlife security for several years, I can confidently say that the owner/bartender of that bar definitely had someone underage in their establishment; which is most likely why she refused to let authorities in at the beginning.*

[@effingya]

Yeah... very suspicious... overserved and/or underage - likely an underaged, close friend or relative. The fact that the bartender didn't call the cops, acted weird at first and then quickly disappeared is odd, but the drunk chick overshadows that.

[@Doxymeister]

🤔👍

[@brookelynnwu8016]

It seems like the unconscious person was underage and that’s why they were trying to hide her.

[@gamersplaygroundliquidm3th526]

Exactly, I knew right away they were serving underage girl and she got hammered then they had to get her out the back because it is illegal for an underage person to be hammered at a bar contrary to what the cop says...

[@sherryelkins5270]

Yep,,🤨

[@misty28882]

THE HOOD SAY.... GET OFF ME!!! 😂😂😂

[@Zylo82]

Beanie wearing dude was a utter blast to listen to. When when the officer was heading two the gas station about the chick again, I was like, "Is he going to bump into him again?" And just like a sitcom, there he is, "OH Thank god its you!" 😂😂 "Drunk Speaking."

[@drew6846]

He truly seems like a decent dude that prolly drinks a little too much. Def was a breath of fresh air. I also liked how all the men apologized to the officer.

[@duck8280]

Hahahaha, like a side character.

[@HellenaHanbasquet]

Employee claiming she knows the girl and blocking the door, then the psycho yelling that she’s 20. I’m betting the employee was giving the drunk girl time to get out because they were serving minors and didn’t want to lose their liquor license.

[@sofiadragon6520]

Yeah, even if it was some kind of situation where a legal person was giving drinks they bought to an underaged one without the bartender knowing they could get shut down temporarily or for good. That, or they were on something fun other than alcohol and the business just didn't want to deal with the mess of being investigated and having all their bartenders interviewed.

[@chives3034]

​@sofiadragon6520 its a huge liability, the fines that come with it are also seriously hefty depending on the state / jurisdiction

[@StephanieRizzo-hb7by]

Absolutely agree with that..

[@Pufdabytch1]

Theses videos should be shown in court . This is disgusting behavior.

[@austinbarnes4759]

If this is Wisconsin I believe you can drink at the bar at 18 accompanied by an adult

[@Scudd_]

All three of those guys seem so chill, the boyfriend, the drunk dude, the store owner honestly this whole video is just a wild ride from start to finish 😂

[@xNullWANZEx]

i bet the 3 dudes wanted to go out without her. one of them even said „but you wanted to go out an drink“ 😂😂😂 not even her friends like her

[@DoctorDoomm]

Do you think she needs to go to the hospital? 😂😂

[@jskobe808]

Ex-husband. Gee i wonder why she's divorced.

[@godbyone]

He is busy. High fiving the mirror.

[@gregmcmanus1975]

I wonder why she has custody of her kids as well, leaving them at home alone so she can get plastered with her boyfriend like a kid.

[@LadyVet1975]

@@godbyone😂😂😂😂

[@LadyVet1975]

@@godbyone🏆

[@darrin567ify]

​@@godbyone😂😂 Good one!

[@e.x.watson9997]

That dude in the beanie has to be the nicest drunk I've seen in any of these videos xD

[@katiewillison2730]

Ikr? He cool

[@zukosmom3780]

He's so dramatic and funny. Sitting here laughing

[@e.x.watson9997]

@@zukosmom3780 he's like Ted in Bill & Ted, if he was wasted and came from a worse background

[@bigballmagrawl0929]

Hey wins for sure

[@loufo1]

Yeah I would like to take a beer with him anytime.....🤪🤪🤪

[@AshCosgrove]

Gotta admit, I cracked up hard when beanie guy showed up a second time in the convenience store. It felt like a video game or something the way his back was turned away from the camera LOL. "Thank God you're here!"

[@samanthakellysam6967]

😂 right!

[@ashkiller14]

@@AshCosgrove He may be drunk, but he might be the only person genuinely trying to help

[@moosiesama]

He was there to give walterman a side quest

[@susancregg472]

When he turned around and his face lit up with relief......😂😂😂😂😂

[@Remember-Death]

"Under the influence of *MANY* alcoholic drinks." 🤣🤣 I wonder if he realizes how naturally funny he is. He needs his own KZbin channel, I could watch him try and solve mysterious crimes all day long.

[@stephaniewheeler4626]

Just needs to get himself a Scooby-Doo

[@L_Train]

It ain't that funny

[@RandommomfromOntario]

Honest, I hope he sees this and starts his channel.

[@joshvanhove158]

He reminds me of Klaus from umbrella academy when he's wasted

[@bloodyneptune]

@joshvanhove158 Yes! I couldn't figure out what vibe I was getting from him, but its totally Klaus lol

[@21SGABY]

This is who they’re talking about when they say that a kidnapper would return them

[@emiliacarlatyson1636]

I screamed!😂😂

[@sectx11]

😭😭🤣

[@dianaallen5700]

THAT'S THE BEST THING I THINK I'VE EVER HEARD 😂😂

[@leannemo7382]

😆…🤣!!!

[@themizz6949]

I spit my drink out lmao. Some came out my nose lol.

[@watsonaqua4560]

Her kids will be so proud. Congratulations, Lauren. You made the Top Ten.

[@deborahadams3745]

Exactly 😅

[@theone6152]

"I dont wanna touch anything wiht.... this" LMAO

[@asrielbuilds2428]

my heart goes out to the poor editor having to sit through this

[@orangewarm1]

why? he gets paid

[@QLY.]

@@orangewarm1 Coal mine workers also get paid

[@ablobfish5104]

@@QLY.editors dont get lung damage

[@eksboks148]

​@@ablobfish5104they may suffer brain damage

[@icebreakerspeech4968]

I am trying to understand how he is holding the camera without losing it laughing this is comical

[@chaylee3632]

I lost it when beanie guy turned around in the store, saw the cop, and said "ooooh!" 😂

[@Blair332]

@@chaylee3632 same 😂😂

[@samellis4054]

Same😂😂

[@MIXEDSENSE]

Same🤣🤣

[@emiliacarlatyson1636]

I screamed out at that!😂😂

[@MysticRuler-n4j]

It was the "thank god youre here" directly after that pushed me over the edge...lol.

[@kendra8888]

Wow! She wins the award for the most obnoxious person ever.

[@sandrafarmer5351]

Absolutely!

[@miaknig3130]

I'm so baffled how she is mocking someone's looks. You know her BF isn't w her for her winning personality, so is he just a sympathetic soul?

[@lauriegialone5757]

Close but no cigar

[@thedankinhale]

at least she didnt say bro or bruh a hundred times

[@guesswhat-chickenbutt]

Literally EVER

[@anna49572]

"I'm calm.." 1 sec later "I'm not calm.." 😂😂

[@yess.....]

I loooved that drunk guy. 😅 He's definitely one of those guys you would love to have as a friend when drunk. Hes drunk but he's not obnoxious, rude, or mean.

[@gabluebirdcam2373]

"Oooh, thank God you're here!" Just one of many great unintended hilarious lines from the beanie dude. Comedy Gold.

[@maryholden3136]

He'd be even better sober...... seems a really nice guy

[@SES77]

Cops don't get paid enough to deal with drunk idiots. Also, that restraunt is freaking sketchy and that waitress was clearly not telling the cops something and thats what really concerns me.

[@riku861]

the unconscious girl was likely underage and the waitress was probably just trying to cover for her. I don't think it's anything deeper than that.

[@SES77]

@@riku861 If the waitress knew she was underage and served her alcohol thats a whole other set of issues right there.

[@LovesLakes]

I don’t even drink, but she could drive me to it.

[@slp-mu6uj]

I suspect the one supposedly in the bathroom was underage and the one that called the cops was over served. 2 big issues for that bar but it seems like they'll get away with it. The owner wouldn't be too happy since it would be his license that got yanked.

[@shawnGlobal]

That’s exactly who should deal with WTH 😂😂😂

[@esmalski1810]

She should be charged for impersonating nails on a chalkboard!

[@MoahGentle]

I came across a buncha videos while binging these body came footage and true crime videos and all of those that included drunk people were extremely annoying. I feel more and more glad that I quit drinking. Not that I ever acted this foolish, but don’t even want to get close to it

[@monikaalvarez3174]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@arlenemcdonald224]

😂😂😂

[@chaoswitch1974]

@@esmalski1810 Mwuahahaha

[@jeanettemoss1709]

Good one!

[@iMayNoahGuy]

I’m dying at the “under the influence of MANY alcohol drinks”😂8:55

[@laskey2175]

"I'm taking her home. I know her personally." ... "Who is this person, do you know her?" "Um, no." That bartender is a bad liar.

[@hemlockolympic]

She was talking about her friend first, and the crazy lady second. :) Hope this helps!

[@hemlockolympic]

You know what, I change my mind, I do NOT trust that bar staff...

[@r.c.l2569]

The bar staff supplied drinks to an under age female. End of.

[@ErzsabetJones]

@@r.c.l2569 Prove it.

[@keiraiscool1341]

@@ErzsabetJones give me another logical conclusion genius

[@Elipsis150]

"I bet your wife looks better than I do!" If I were the officer, I would've said, "Yes. Yes, she does."

[@josmclove4426]

He said nothing. Something tells me his wife is hideous 😂😂

[@spurezurko]

"My wife looks better when drunk, let alone when sober"

[@dkz1302]

That drunk homeboy was honestly hilarious

[@Me-Apesta-El-Rifle]

YEE HEHE

[@ariesrcn]

At least he was trying to be helpful. lol

[@GTAFREX]

"well they did !?"

[@Falconer22]

Ikr? He was trying and looked honestly worried about the girl. Still a funny drunk.

[@BUILTFORDTOUGH79]

He was annoying because I’m sober and he was drunk, but he’s probably a cool dude sober

[@tatyanaportela]

Dude in the beanie. Made this so much better 😂

[@Pleiades00]

WHeRe aRE mY miRaNda RigHtS? You HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

[@1Aligning-with-Spirit]

@@Pleiades00 I was saying the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@notme2day]

I need to go to the hospital, I need to go to the hospital, I need to go to the hospital, I need togotothe hospital, ineedtogotothehospitalineedtogotothehospitalineedtogotohospital.......aaaaarrrrgggghghhhhghhh. Geeeezus, after all that... Freddie only charged her with disorderly? ... I think she broke Freddie. lolol

[@randystache78]

Well said. 😂😂😂

[@thegoodwolf4255]

They didn't even ask her questions no need to read Miranda rights, just let her unload lol

[@TheMimichacha]

OH MY GOSH! U have a GREAT REPLY!!! I CONCUR!!!!

[@sarahwilliams4092]

" I don't want to touch ANY of THIS 👋" got me 😆

[@Rininumaki59]

I was looking for this comment 😂 had me dying 💀😂

[@elizastpierre1776]

No kidding!!

[@GigiCole-l9f]

She could shut her mouth PLEASE!

[@arpwcos2011]

Can any of yall timestamp it

[@sarahwilliams4092]

@arpwcos2011 15:29. But watch like 2 min before if not more to see just hiw obnoxious she was before he did it!

[@MojoPup]

If there's a father in the picture, this video is going to be invaluable in Child Custody Court.

[@davidmims6790]

Testify !!!

[@CarolJohnson-v9q]

Hes so dramatic. 😂❤😂

[@Unrealy574]

I never wanna be a cop, this requires a level of self control beyond my comprehension.

[@sarahdee7776]

Don’t be a cop in the Midwest… We’re heavy drinkers

[@d3vildog]

@@sarahdee7776😂

[@frankbullitt4556]

I could not restrain myself.

[@jms5752]

@@sarahdee7776I’m a super heavy drinker but never act like this. I’d personally ask my husband to s h o o t me if I ever acted like this dumb b I t c h.

[@the1only467]

@@sarahdee7776that accent alone prevents me from even going west.