Bratz Rock Angelz is Violently Absurd

[@Kitty-mg1wm]

So, in the Bratz universe, Simon Cowell presumably does not exist and is replaced by Byron Powell. However, in another episode of Bratz in which Berdine is sitting in a restaurant booth with a man, he proclaims "Hey, is that Donald Trump?" So in the Bratz universe, Simon Cowell as we know him does not exist, but Donald Trump does. Much to think about.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[@vibinvina4309]

😂😂😂

[@wabby9050]

Jordy explaining Bratz lore is better than whatever mental health issue I’m dealing with today 🤭

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

i cry

[@SparklyGutz]

Literally same, nothing like some bratz lore to end a good doom scroll😍🙃

[@chantaltowns5768]

The reason I clicked on this video

[@symwinter]

The 360º camera view on Cameron mid skateboard jump sends me every time. It's so unserious and I'm obsessed.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

SAME they put EVERYTHING into that

[@midnyghtryder.]

I truly believe that a large portion of their animation budget went into their hair😂

[@bug6141]

long hair was very difficult to simulate back then; not to mention they had the budget for a direct to dvd movie! Another direct to dvd cgi movie made by Disney in that era had a character get completely scrapped and replaced because their computers couldn’t simulate her long hair!

[@randomtinypotatocried]

@@bug6141I swear some of the clips from this movie is from the tv show, which also had questionable animation at times

[@roxassora2706]

It kinda reminds me of doll hair, like when you do that turning motion with a doll in your hand.

[@gingerdog8203]

Sasha’s parents are indeed rich. In the bratz kidz sleepover movie, we see her house and its literally a mansion

[@NaishiYT]

Plus, in the live action, she’s clearly rich too given her house and everything 😩

[@RetroADDiva]

In the sleepover movie it was gingers house. In the sleepover episodes it was cloes house bcs her parents were out of town.

[@Aquafan998]

Wow 😮

[@vibinvina4309]

@@NaishiYToh yeah that’s right!

[@angelycaviolet]

The way all the Bratz’s names are on my secret baby name list! They’ve made such an impact on my life.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

NO like all their names are so cutesy girl

[@kiyannahawthorne9441]

Bratz was my childhood, I knew I had it bad when I was playing the sims and I named my sim’s kids chloe Yasmin and jade thinking the names sounded good together, not even thinking hello like that’s the bratz😂

[@Aquafan998]

Aww

[@aestheticcat8976]

I love the music throughout the entire Bratz universe, but specifically the songs in Rock Angels just hits different for me. 😭

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

they COOKED

[@Starlight-ue8jy]

Workin’ overtiiiime~

[@MissMilanoXO]

This , look closer & let go from bratz fashion pixies are deff my favorites ❤

[@elmas-world]

chloe's ew is so guttural???? I love her

[@katbroughtsomelegos]

I mean teenagers starting a magazine, have a 5 star experience in London and become a world famous girl band...come on this movie is the foundation of me being delulu lol I got to give them credit 🤣👌

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

EXACTLY YOU GET IT

[@BeeTeaBoi]

I am SO SHOCKED that Burdine isn't the tweevils mom!! I was not a bratz kid (my sisters were and I played with them), so I know nothing of the Lore. All the recent memes and videos about Bratz are what introduced me to Burdine and the Tweevils and I straight up just thought they were related

[@charliechuggerz]

i thought she was the tweevils aunt 😊

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

SAME its altered my brain chemistry finding out they arent related

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Wait they aren't? Damn

[@Lindraws04]

Wait they aren’t related- HUH?!?!

[@x3l4x4n2]

They actually are! Burdine is their biological mother, but lies so she doesn't feel "old"!!

[@Ladykristi1]

the animators and writers pulled up to work every day high as absolute bawls

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

hahahha

[@camrynbariesheff]

fun fact!!!! the reason why it feels like the movie doesn’t start until 24 minutes in AND you get another logo is because the bratz rock angels movie is actually the first few episodes of the bratz tv series. so that 24 minutes is the first episode. and the next 24 minutes is the second episode and so on and so forth. 😊

[@Anniegallarroyo]

“Cameron is a little bit jealous” she says as he decapitates him lmao I love your vids they make my day

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

he was so real for that hhahaha, and im so glad omg!!! means so much!

[@janie31281]

16:45 Jordy you KILLED ME HERE 💀 i can't believe Chloe had the audacity to be like "you picked this up for me? 🥺🥺🥺" when the shoe was not even 5 feet away I AM DECEASED AND BURIED IN A PAUPER'S GRAVE love you girlie 😚😘

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

HAHHAHHAHAHHAH

[@bobbynay23]

The Twevils were doing coke in the bathroom!

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

LMAOOOOO

[@OutsideImCucumberCool]

Explains the multiple nose surgeries 🤣🤣

[@mangojelly23]

this movie is my favorite from the Bratz mcu, the plot makes 0 sense and that's why i love it, it looks like someone took a page with the dreams i wrote when i was 6 y/o and animated it

[@guij666]

the delivery of “I’m sorry Karl Marx. shoot me” freakin got me lol 😂

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

hahahhaa im so GLAD

[@Victoria-_]

😂😂

[@margaretcyrus6936]

I had the bratz rock angels album. It wasn't a soundtrack, it was an actual album, with original songs, where different voices were supposed to be the different bratz. Wild

[@goober112]

"Yes they're a girl band that all has guitars. They all have guitars." 😅😭 then the scene of them rocking out all on guitars had me dying. It's so dinky.😆

[@irislyoko]

I just want to say THANK YOU for talking about Bratz in such a positive and fun way!! I'm a huge fan of the movies/games/dolls and they bring me so much comfort, but I've always been embarrassed to admit it as a 27 year old. I only used to stumble upon people making fun of the games/movies in a negative way but, honestly they bring so much nostalgic joy to a lot of people. Your video and this comment section has genuinely cured my depression for a while

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

this seriously means everything to me, the experiences we had in girlhood is important and should be respected!

[@ForeverWildstar]

i remember watching this again when i was older and being alittle sad that it’s obviously a collection of pilot episodes poorly strung together but i still have this movie framed in my heart

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

hahahhaha

[@erinnadia0409]

Burdine is inspired by Barbie and I love that so much! Bratz vs barbie is so messy and had a lot of legal dramas

[@jennam6822]

this movie was my favorite as a child and that soundtrack is sooo good

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

you have good taste

[@idj2065]

As someone who’s never seen any Bratz movie before I‘m sad I missed this cultural phenomenon

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

but you are here now and thats what matters!

[@EmL-kg5gn]

It’s not too late to catch up! My parents were crazy strict religious types so I wasn’t allowed anything to do with Bratz because they didn’t want me to become a brat??? But I always thought they were so cool. So I watched the Bratz tv show/movies as an adult! I can’t remember where but I found them for free online, it might’ve been on youtube? The only thing I remember that wasn’t great was the typical 2000s fatphobia. Most of it felt so absurd that I wasn’t as bothered by it as usual, but it’s still good to be mindful of these things

[@jojifuku_gal]

something abt this movie i found so funny is that when they’re in their rock angelz fits, their sunglasses just casually appear and disappear 😂😂

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

we love a magician!

[@cw.33]

i could’ve sworn it was “your thing” magazine am i tripping???

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

u are right i fudged thats hahaha

[@sweetheart_cosplays]

The soundtrack still has me in its clutches all these years later

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

that is so fair

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

To this day, this movie is still one of my favourite movies. I grew up watching the Swedish dub of it. Despite that, I always assumed that the characters lived in the UK, so when they were like “Omg! We’re travelling to London!” I thought “Aren’t you already in the UK though?” To be fair, this was in like 2009 🤷‍♀️ so I was like 8 years old.

[@mk-aka-morgan8386]

My sisters and I were OBSESSED with this movie!!! Genuinely, I think it’d be really cool if they remade some of the Bratz movies where they reanimate the movie to make it look… more advanced 👀

[@Li_Tobler]

I would die for a let's play of these Bratz GAMES. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE WERE GAMES? I was so obsessed, bless whoever came up with the idea to have a supporting game for basically EVERYTHING in the 2000s

[@zhisu2665]

and the ost is still iconic, it's timeless, no skip album.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

literally anthony fantano review WHEN

[@retroleoxo]

I am insanely obsessed with these videos on Bratz and Barbie.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

im sos honored thank you!

[@violetnight2578]

I remember the Bratz Rock Angelz movie and games so much but I forget how unhinged it all was 😭

[@Jay.T4NA]

This movie will always be burnt into my brain, I watched it drunk with a mate recently. Pure gold

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

LMAO that sounds like an amazing activity

[@Jay.T4NA]

@@jordysyoutubechannel unmatched lol

[@dancoroian1]

Just learned that the Bratz got their name the same way Daft Punk did -- by reappropriating something originally meant to insult them!

[@TheePrettiest901]

The fact you covered rock angelz and fashion pixies which I still have on dvd iconic truly side note Jordy you look soooo good ❤

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

omg i cry thank you angel!!!

[@shortcake123456780]

I had the physical CD and I LIIIIVED for it. Repeat every day. It defined me 😂

[@MayaLove777]

Same! The album is so good! Literally the soundtrack to my childhood! I couldn't get enough! I also got the Bratz Forever Diamondz CD, Bratz Genie Magic CD, Bratz Fashion Pixiez CD and the Bratz Girlz Really Rock CD!

[@turnyourcolorupstudios610]

Another funny thing to me is that my scene came out 3 years before this movie and the tweevils said that they were 3 which I think the number they chose is pretty ironic lol

[@jambon2730]

0:57 it's a whole new concept named Hair-o-dynamic, you can't convince me otherwise ✨

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

its fresh and its fun!

[@earlgaytea]

idk but cloe leaving her shoe behind reminds me of the scene in gossip girl where serena throws her phone away? not remotely the same but somehow reminds me of said scene

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

PLEASE gossip girl and the bratz movies have the SAME ENERGY

[@fashionista180]

This and Bratz passion 4 fashion - diamondz are the best bratz movies hands down

[@angelycaviolet]

Well who said they’re paying for their new outfits?! We love a little five finger discount.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[@nicoledin7091]

Barbie at least had careers Bratz couldn’t even pick different Instruments 😂 it was a 2nd thought to the outfit

[@DanielsimsSteiner]

We can't get enough of ur vids plz post more

[@monicarobs]

The fact that I remember this entire fucking movie at 29 years old is insane 😅 I was obsessed with it and the video game. I rented both of them from Blockbuster soo many times that my mom just eventually bought it for me

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

THAT IS INCREDIBLE, so many core memories with the video game

[@eggzuki]

i have a rock angelz poster about “rocking your world” my mom thinks it’s provocative lol

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

LMAOOOOO

[@michaelakaitlyn2320]

this is my 4th rewatch of this specific video, i am obsessed with you girl

[@briannad7702]

Okay but the song So Good is just that. SO GOOD😭😭😭

[@Corgipon]

I’ll have to say that I really liked the Gameboy Advance game that’s based on Rock Angelz. I found it quite fun back in the day (despite finding the rhythm mini game difficult) and I also really, REALLY loved the music. They went so hard on the soundtrack!

[@amyecorbin]

AMAZING (wish I could do a backwards z) video yet again, Jordy!! You know, Jade has always been my favorite aesthetically but I can no longer deny that I relate the most with Chloe 😂

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

AGREED AMY

[@TheSoundOfGeorgia]

20:36 - all the logos floating across the screen are names of different lines of Bratz dolls. For example “Treasures” had the dolls in pirate inspired outfits. Specifically the ones they buy after Jade gets fired and we see them wear throughout the rest of the film, while outfits they wear to the club and around London are the ones the dolls wore in “Pretty N Punk”

[@joshgribbon8510]

Marx did account for people wanting to buy a little treat to make them feel better - he's totally down with that, it's a symptom not a fault

[@Yourmomashley8]

The scene at 7:20 makes me CRY, it’s so random

[@starsgirl3978]

chloe being so dramatic and sad that she leaves her shoe is so real because i was in the subway once with my lunch and it started leaking in the bag and i was so frustrated that i just threw the whole thing away💀 fork and knife too😭

[@aisu5969]

17:05 YOU SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED THE FACE EXPRESSIONS IN THIS SCENE ( AFTER CHLOE WEARS HER SHOE) IT WAS HILARIOUS

[@IBeGoobing]

2:40 "I think you would die" forget the hearts bestie, the Bratz's big ass heads would fall and crack their necks with it's weight like the elephant man.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

LMAOOOO

[@lolabunny1157]

“Burdine … that’s a *CHILD* “ 😂

[@YazmynJade95]

You can’t imagine how excited I was when Bratz came out and I share a name with two of them 😂

[@cw.33]

it took me an embarrassingly amount of time to realize that the principal from alvin and the chipmunks is berdine. i had to have been in middle school by the time i made the connection🫠

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

OMG a CONNECTION

[@slugsiemuu3201]

The way I relate to not being able to think on the spot and come up with a good comeback right then and there though 😭😭 Side note: Berdiene (srry i cant spell) isnt the Tweevils !?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!?

[@aquagamer1212]

3:17 We NEED a video about Sleepover please. It’s one of my favorite movies. 💕

[@thaysinceever]

Till to this days I'm obsessed with Bratz! Every now and then, there's a special time where I must binge watch all the seasons, and the movies. Honestly, they have the power to cure my depression and anxiety.

[@CeCeHoran22]

Thank you for this video. Life is pretty rough right now. I’m enjoying the nostalgia.

[@KH0LRA]

The animation is a spectacle in the sense that they have the energy to animate and render all the hair physics and gloss but gloss over the telephone chord clipping through the statue lol

[@crazygamer_1082]

I appreciate the fact they made the black girl the richest one. They also did that in the LA movie

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Honestly I always imagined that in a more reasonable universe, Jade went for a discrimination lawsuit and won! Or the Bratz got busted by the Postal Inspectors for mail theft.

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

wait im obsessed with this

[@LilyChernosky]

I’m so happy it’s not just me who puts something on to watch while cleaning! ALSO IM LITERALLY CLEANING MY ROOM RIGHT NOW!

[@withoutluv]

10:11 nooo bc im literally cooking and watching this in the background 🧍🏽‍♀️😭 so slay

[@NicolasPetrosLanning]

5:02 it’s Your Thing!! Burdine never worked at InStyle

[@dylan4125]

I don't know how you made bratz entertaining for 22 min, kudos.

[@BillyVell]

So Good didn't have any right to ACTUALLY be So Good.

[@jennam6822]

YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

hope you enjoy it!!

[@JessyDoom614]

I had no idea these were on tv, but my mom bought us every Bratz item she came across, so we still have all the DVDs, the board game, and the video game 😂🤠 what a time to be alive 🎀

[@lexxi3573]

Pls this was my favorite Bratz movie and video game 😂😂😂

[@lollersaqwescfgvh]

You should do Bratz Genie magic next

[@karamelfan]

The other day I wanted to listen to so good for some reason it's still a bop I have seen almost all the Bratz movies Rock Angelz is one of my favorites in middle school my teacher had this school store where you you got points and got to get something like a small toy or candy or you could save up for a better prize so anyways one week there was the Yasmine Rock Angelz on the shelf and I was so excited I grabbed it as soon as I was able to get to take it home with me that day

[@Mo0nlight6unny]

Yasss I have the same Bratz shirt! It's one of my favorites 🤩

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

TWINNNNNNN 💅

[@stanlevi2927]

the rock angelz music went so hard

[@helRAEzzzer]

Oh gods! Burdine does her makeup like I did mine in high school in the 00s!💀 Just had a mini flashback seeing that!😂

[@turnyourcolorupstudios610]

I can proudly say that I’m surviving seventh grade 💪🏻

[@MadMikeSportsYT]

Honstly, I'm just starting to get into the Bratz universe and I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that Cameron is my spirit animal...I connect with him on so many levels, it's unreal.

[@ScreamQueens01]

Feeding us well Girl! ❤

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

doing my bestie queen!!

[@Periwinkie22]

I wish the other movies had the same cut away gags and editing bc it’s so fun

[@NicolasPetrosLanning]

3:10 2005 (which was the year this movie was released in) is mid 2000s, Avril Lavigne’s image was already transitioning to more feminine, she bleached her hair blonde that year, p.s she’s Canadian and she is a Skater Girl

[@khorrijones]

I watched this movie during my Bratz obsession last year and had a great time 😭💀

[@ETelemenope]

Steve jumping The Fountain™️ and Julie saying “Steve is sooooo plush…” is my Roman Empire as well

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

the way ive integrated plush into my daily vocab because of this

[@madelinewilson8290]

I'm off work with illness today and I feel like this video has cured me. Thank you for making a video about my all time favourite childhood film! ❤ X

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

I hope you feel better soon!

[@indiiiGo1223]

21:24 yes Goddess it shall 🙏👁🙏

[@carlabeaton3637]

Bratz Forever Diamondz was it for me too

[@ifushowushow]

i just found my new favorite youtube channel

[@lydiawalker0714]

This movie and 13 Going On 30 are why I made a magazine in the 6th grade.

[@janaewashereee]

It’s like all of my collective thoughts just came out of my head and morphed into a person, and her name is Jordy😭💖

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

this is a compliment of the highest honor

[@rickwilson4077]

literally just watched the sport stacking video and now this one… okay… you are an icon and i have to subscribe

[@MitsukotheDarkAngel]

I don't think I ever saw the entirety of this movie. I have a vague memory of watching it on tv in October 2005 and the power went out partway through, and the outage lasted for four weeks (we were hit by a hurricane.)

[@ashleycole2967]

The Chloe shoe scene is ✨iconic✨my favourite as well. Great commentary!

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

Thank you so MUCH

[@cayli3106]

Chloe leaving her shoe behind gives the same energy as the scene in gossip girl where Serena throws away her phone on a street corner and walks away dramatically

[@wendigomaneiro8892]

16:47 "Literally me every full moon 🥺🥺🥺" WRONG!!! MY FELLOW WEREWOLFS, ATTACK!!!!!!!!🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🧛🏻🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

[@charmcneill1299]

I LOVED THIS! So many great moments …but my favorite is definitely skater boy STEVE from sleepover clip… the music ❤. He was so plush 😂. Jordy!!!!This Rock Angelz video ROCKED!!!! I think I might need a nap!

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

hahha thanks mom!

[@DellaDanger]

Lol I had the dvd, the dolls, and the tour bus. This was such a great time in my childhood.

[@Razorrrrrrrrrrrr]

This movie, I remember the entire script off by heart I watched it so many times x

[@jordysyoutubechannel]

that deserves a lifetime achievement award