Brazil BattleRoyale!

Watch as I put Brazil into an all out Civil War! And yay funny crap idk
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[@viniciusgosch2402]

It's amazing that even outside Brazil, Acre becomes a meme

[@L1M.L4M]

They are the equivalent to Alaska in America

[@pedrobrandao2768]

Sure it is

[@kmeop3054]

@@gastrodude923 now my life is so much worse

[@ZacTheConqueror]

@@gastrodude923 you ruined my day

[@irenaveksler1935]

@@L1M.L4M you mean the Rhode Island or a other small American state that is bordering Canada or Vermont or Massachusetts right? Or you mixed up Hawaii and Alaska

[@Levitationable]

"In the 21st century there are people who don't know what a TV is, or what a phone is." - Simulated, 2022

[@monarchvh8593]

And, he did

[@blufuhuse]

LOL

[@JAXIOJAXIA]

and they're called boomers

[@thadsul]

The reason why you have 2 Mato Grosso is you probably erased the "do sul" in the southern one. It's a situation a bit like Virginia and West Virginia, where one was created after the other and was a part of it. Btw you must have realized the correct count is 26 states + the Federal District (tge capital, Brasília) and you added 2 more by accident

[@bingus1275]

mato grosso do sul and like the dakota do sul and mato grosso and dakota do norte understood?

[@spcxplrr]

@@bingus1275 id say its more similar to the west virginia and virginia because one has a direction and another doesnt.

[@bingus1275]

@@spcxplrr okay

[@gillovemarcio]

​@@bingus1275 Dakota do sul and Dakota do norte its more like rio grande do sul and rio grande do norte

[@festamonroe]

As a person from Acre, I really enjoyed our empire while it lasted

[@nao7305]

Acre foi mt forte mas perdeu pq o simulated n deu Brasilia pra eles

[@roblambert2347]

Sad rip ACRE say your prays people

[@oklahoma6006]

wait what

[@The_moon88]

Acre doesn’t exist

[@Tiggersrtipe]

I’m not Brazilian but I was rooting for acre from the start. Sad timed

[@tetzy3882]

If one territory completely surrounds the territory of another state, the next time it’s selected, it should automatically take the state it surrounds. Not only would it be more accurate to actual warfare, but it would allow for bigger territories to stand a chance against the smaller ones inside it, being that there isn’t exactly a direction for “inside”.

[@alonelyz1981]

Cool suggestion but i dont think this series is going for realism

[@yourlocalfbiagent1624]

@@alonelyz1981 what does that have to do with realism

[@elsebas3167]

@@yourlocalfbiagent1624 did you read the comment? It was talking about REAL military strategies

[@yourlocalfbiagent1624]

@@elsebas3167 no, the comment is making it so states surrounded by another state aren’t unkillable I don’t think instantly annexing a state is a strategy but ok

[@elsebas3167]

@@yourlocalfbiagent1624 “accurate to actual warfare”

[@juanpablorodriguezjuarez8144]

Brazil fun fact: The country gained independence after the Portuguese prince who had been staying there for a while decided he wasn’t respected enough back home, so he went ahead, declared war to his own family, and won. Also, in the last video I comented in how Bolivia lost the region of Acre to Brazil, where as you can see in the video it still stands today, it even was independent for a short while.

[@diogoferreira7427]

Fun fact: he didn't declared war on his own family

[@pedrolmlkzk]

Fun fact: we will celebrate 200 years of independence this year

[@crownedkinggame7417]

Acre popped off ngl

[@rafaelrodrigues6236]

@@diogoferreira7427 lol, I was gonna say that

[@diogoferreira7427]

@@pedrolmlkzk isn't it in 2025? At least Portugal only recognized Brazil's independence in 1825 and you declared it I think in 1822, so...

[@isaacrandomrussell5630]

I think that Brasilia is more like Washington D.C. in the USA in that it’s not part of any other state, but it’s not a state of its own. (Edit: By the way, please correct me if I’m wrong.)

[@hu3_doggyn705]

Its like that, the only thing that changes is that brasilia ia a district, which in videos like this it counts as a state and has its territory, not being parto of goias which, surrounds it

[@chubbyanemone696]

It is a state of his own

[@isaacrandomrussell5630]

@@hu3_doggyn705 I see, thank you!

[@espy8406]

@@chubbyanemone696 nope it isnt, it is a district not a state

[@ahsmapping4062]

Yes I’m from Brazil it’s called Distrito Federal, it is in the capital.

[@vitorurigomesoliveira1720]

i've been waiting for this day! vai brasiiiiil

[@pedrohenriquebrezezinski69420]

VAI BRASIL Alguém anotou que hoje é dia de manezinho hoje?

[@YTRedFilipex]

Be qui

[@YTRedFilipex]

Shut up

[@cautiontapenumber1fan-yp1nc]

Eu tava contando os dias

[@chubbyanemone696]

@@pedrohenriquebrezezinski69420 que desgraça é dia do manezinho?

[@generalcactus5314]

There’s two Mato Grossos because one is Mato Grosso do Sul, which means South Mato Grosso

[@OrlandoFerreiraJunior]

My grandma’ from Mato Grosso do Sul, but at the time she was born, it was only one Mato Grosso

[@pedrolmlkzk]

They even revoltei in 1932 along são paulo

[@TupolevTech]

South Thick Bush

[@wrjtung3456]

Fun fact: Rio de Janeiro is founded by French Protestants escaping oppression form catholic France and then was conquered by the Portuguese and made a part of the colony of Brazil

[@chinthestupedyay8778]

10:18 im not brazillian, but according to google its around 790k as of 2014

[@niewielkieoczkostudio]

That " Mato Grosso 2" was actually Mato Grosso do Sul

[@Demonic_Culture_Nut]

10:09 -- I'd make a rule where if a state/province/prefecture/whatever completely surrounds anoþer and it can't go a way it spins, it takes þe territory it completely surrounds.

[@eugenekrabs141]

simulated, i feel like if a territory is completley surrounded by another territory it should get taken over if the other territory spins a direction it cant go edit: sorry if this was unclear, i wrote it while i was tired, what i was trying to say is if a territory is completley surrounded by another territory, the territory that is surrounded should get taken over if the surrounding territory spins a direction they cant go

[@spcxplrr]

i second this

[@isaacrandomrussell5630]

@@spcxplrr I third this.

[@parabolaaaaa4919]

i fourth this

[@avalon_6345]

I fifth this

[@FailedAtNNN]

I sixth this

[@familiacosta7637]

It's fun to hear you try to name the Brazilian states (I'm from Rio de Janeiro)

[@kota1471]

Tbm Sou Br

[@arthurwerneck4150]

Maranhao was the funniest! But I would love to hear him speaking Itaquaquecetuba!

[@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283]

Tbm sou daqui

[@sarahazvd]

@@arthurwerneck4150 Máranrao

[@Kapuccinow]

Rj aq tbm, derrotamos São Paulo pelo menos kkkkkk

[@andersonbs2702]

Rondônia = named for Marshall Rondon (Brazilian explorer and soldier) Mato Grosso = Large Brushland Mato Grosso do Sul = Southern Mato Grosso Rio Grande do Norte = Big River of the North Bahia = Bay Minas Gerais = General Mines Rio de Janeiro = River of January Espírito Santo = Holy Spirit São Paulo = Saint Paul Santa Catarina = Saint Catherine Rio Grande do Sul = Big River of the South

[@johnthecreator2513]

Reason there is 2 Matto Grosso is because they are different but the other one is longer so it was shortened. 1. Matto Grosso 2. Matto Grosso du Sol

[@pedrolmlkzk]

Do Sul*

[@_samrock_]

DO sul* analfabeto

[@andersonbs2702]

Mato Grosso / Mato Grosso do Sul (South Mato Grosso).

[@neutron5932]

⚠️WARNING⚠️list of the winners: (Disclaimer for the people that are saying that's spoiler, if you don't watch even the video full, dont click read more) ----------------------------------------- Afghanistan: ❌ NONE ❌ Albania: 🏆 Elbasan 🏆 Andorra: 🏆 Encamp 🏆 Algeria: 🏆 Batna 🏆 Antigua: 🏆 Saint Mary 🏆 Angola: 🏆 Huambo 🏆 Argentina: 🏆 La Rioja 🏆 Australia: 🏆 Northern Territory 🏆 Armenia: 🏆 Tavush 🏆 Azerbaijan: 🏆 Nakhchivan 🏆 Austria: 🏆 Vorarlberg 🏆 --------------------------------------------------- Bahamas: 🏆 North Eleuthera 🏆 Bahrain: 🏆 Muharraq 🏆 Barbados: 🏆Saint Michael 🏆 Bangladesh 🏆Chittagong🏆 Belarus: 🏆Grodno🏆 Belgium: 🏆 Brussels 🏆 Belize: 🏆 Stann Creek 🏆 Bhutan: 🏆 Lhuntse 🏆 Benín: 🏆Atlantique 🏆 Bosnia and Herzegovina: 🏆West Herzegovina🏆 Bolivia: 🏆 Pando 🏆 Brazil: 🏆 Ceará 🏆 Botswana and Brunei is becoming next... O O O O O O O O O O O O O P A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S S S S E A S E A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S E E E A S W A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A A A S A A S S S A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A S A A A S A A A A A A A A S A S A S S A A S A S A S A D F A W A W A S A S A S A

[@chadmemes6937]

Can’t wait for the Canada battle Royale

[@bingus1275]

I was waiting a lot for this video to hear him saying the name of the Brazilian states (I'm from Brazil São Paulo)

[@terma3162]

Stop

[@bingus1275]

@@terma3162 What?

[@OlTimeyChara]

Também sou

[@OlTimeyChara]

@@terma3162 stop what?

[@juanpablorodriguezjuarez8144]

@@terma3162 Stop what?

[@beybladerkid5489]

1:50 ahh yes the fish that eats things very specific I know exactly what fish your talking about.

[@xinranizo895]

I really hope you use these provinces to fight in a continent battle to be a final state to contend in a global battle, the last province wins the whole series!

[@oncestaymidzywithunswer711]

Hey I have something to say. The philippines has 81 provinces.

[@triada1977]

F in the chat for Simulated

[@xxyxxxndta]

@@triada1977 f

[@Patrickthepug]

Sheesh

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

196 if u count chartered cities

[@redthefire3635]

Well Vietnam has 63 provinces or 64 if he takes the wrong map

[@zaydenmYT]

Yes! I've been waiting for this! This is gonna be good!

[@buzz8705]

10:45 it's actually a federal district and the capital

[@vortexiix5212]

Rio de Janeiro = River of January São Paulo = Saints Paul Rio grande do norte = Big River of North Minas Gerais = All Mines BR hue hue hue KKKKKKKKKKK

[@_samrock_]

Faltou rio grande do sul, santa Catarina e espírito santo XD

[@andrewcople1453]

As a Brazilian i have been waiting this

[@loopsecretbr4217]

It's so painful as a Brazilian to hear him pronouncing the states' names SPOILER ALERT Edit: I'm from ceará, I was like: HOOOOLY SH**, WE WON.

[@yb101z]

Now I don’t need to watch the video

[@bralaxgaming4913]

@@yb101z That's the risk of reading the comments before watching the video.

[@mcd1n3v3s8]

fala português porra

[@rignakly5598]

Same here

[@rignakly5598]

@@mcd1n3v3s8 não

[@eduardolins5391]

Ah yes Paulo, my favourite state

[@Gjeea]

Tocantins já morreu de primeiro….

[@norwayball6360]

The answer for the Mato Grosso we have 2 of them, Mato Grosso and South Mato Grosso

[@LuisFelipe-jb1bq]

Watching you misspronouncw all of my country’s states was so funny but I got mad when Rio took my home state São Paulo lol

[@Kapuccinow]

Sou do Rio e aquele momento foi foda kkkkk

[@kaiserlucasfresz]

Volte de volta as origens e rejeite as "bulacha seca"

[@Icy_5811]

I saw Goias not winning, he already won my Brazil Battle Royale

[@andreapotersnak4313]

🇵🇹Portugal: what: 🇧🇷Brazil : you are going to Brazil

[@dogsamurai3649]

Dinossauros dominando o Brasil

[@lucassantana69]

5:54 i'm fine with minas gerais taking over my state, the have good food

[@angelopetrus5449]

As a person from Brazil, seeing the elephant from Rio Grande do Norte gone is kinda sad

[@luigimantovanidariz993]

Brasilia is a federal district in that case the capital of brazil (i am from parana)

[@lungitylunglung]

Hearing you say the states with a HEAVY American/something else accent is pretty funny, as I live in Brazil. Also, happy Easter! (Even though it’s tomorrow)

[@Coinfliptails]

Two new rules that should be added: 1. You should judge the direction based off their name for simplicity. 2. You should skip their turn if they're not able to go in that direction. Like if a pokemon misses their move they don't get a retry.

[@Icy_5811]

Number 2 would be a waste of turns you know

[@Coinfliptails]

@@Icy_5811 yeah it would, but it may make it more fair for others if it's like a "well they only have one place to go. Lets just give it to them." And give the other nation a chance.

[@CraftPlaysz]

Very cool to see you know about Brazil!

[@_samrock_]

Mas ele não conhece nada além do nome do Brasil kkkkkkkkk

[@CraftPlaysz]

@@_samrock_ kkk sim ,só pra comentar msm

[@grivitastb]

its very hard not to

[@Aden068]

Good luck with the UK later in the series

[@enzopeixoto1832]

FINALLY BRAZIL YEAH

[@iristsirkin5919]

"Untouched peoples"-Simulated 03/22/22

[@tabletgenesis3439]

1:54 Yeah lets go ParanÆH 5:20 Why Paraná! Whatever, go Santa Catarina. 5:56 It's an silent H 6:14 heck.

[@Studios10]

3:17 Yup, we have a variety of accents lol A few examples are "Caipira" (spoken in my region), in Sao Paulo, the northern region of Paraná (where I'm from) and Mato Grosso do Sul (the smaller Mato Grosso); "Gaúcho", which is spoken in Rio Grande do Sul, at the very southern part of the country; "Carioca" spoken in Rio de Janeiro; "Nordestino", which is spoken in the Northeastern states and a few others (Those accents are all Brazilian Portuguese though).

[@ThaHedjHOGH]

You’re going to BRAZIL!!!!!

[@someonerandomidk]

Watching from Brazil the comedy of names are here lol

[@Le_runtus4000]

1:42 now there is dinossaurs on the amazon rainforests Oh and acre means acre there is no diference

[@AllycatlovesAG]

I'm Canadian and I think the first brazilian city I learned about was Rio because of the olympics, then Brasilia when I memorized my capitals and then Sao Paolo. But I would assume Sao Paolo may be more well known on a global scale because it is a megacity... I've studied it in several of my classes. I also know the state Tocantins from survivor haha

[@kaiserlucasfresz]

Fun fact: Tocantins in a whole is hot as hell, even competing whith cities like Rio de Janeiro, Niterói, Nova Iguaçu, Guarapari and Cuiabá

[@marcosfelacio4660]

As a brazilian i can confirm that mato grosso 1 its mato grosso and mato grosso 2 its mato grosso do sul

[@sixjcb]

Ceará i never imaginated he to win (im from Minas Gerais) ❤ pão de queijo

[@grimdaplayz5802]

Welcome to brazil simulated!

[@lbgamer6166]

The ´ on the a's makes the a's pronounce like AH instead of EY in English. In Portuguese, by default the A pronounces 'Ah' or 'An' but when the accent comes in, it makes the AH stronger and replaces the 'An' to the AH.

[@determination5747]

Mato grosso 2 was actually Mato grosso do sul, and i just wanted to note you out, from brazil in Rio de Janeiro, enjoyed the video a lot!

[@YouberChannel]

Epic moment

[@c0ytoYT]

2:13 it is Mato Grosso do Sul , I know that because I lived in Amazonas and live in São Paulo (also I never saw a forest burn on Amazonas during my nine years there [ and I am still a 10 y old ] )

[@CatCheeze]

Simulated be in brazil

[@xinranizo895]

Good Luck once you get to the Philippines..

[@hxtherr8976]

How do you get those Options where you can choose What weapon they get and what Color of Empire

[@user-bw7ww6hv1w]

Countries not counted so far: Afghanistan

[@eneaganh6319]

2:22 Translating North Big river

[@benmunn7481]

'Phirana, isn't that the fish that eats things?' - simulated 2022

[@pedroedilio1887]

Oh shit, finalmente um gringo que sabe geografia

[@jose-if7yw]

Welcome to Brazil

[@h.3515]

Finally... My country.

[@Mr_RandomCommenter]

Santo = Saint American POV: Santa :D

[@lbgamer6166]

Just to inform you on the issue: The Mato Grosso on the south is actually called Mato Grosso do Sul, which means South Mato Grosso. It was once part of Mato Grosso, however, it was separed because Mato Grosso was too hard to administrate because of it's sheer size. It's south became it's own state, Mato Grosso do Sul. Also, Acre doesn't translate to anything in Portuguese. And Paraná has this accent because the A in the end is strong, makes the AHH sound.

[@Shadow-yz1ic]

Para=STOP Pará=STÓP? ☠☠

[@scottdimond1096]

Oooooih. *fighting noises

[@gecko2008]

Hey simulated when will India come how long will it take to reach India battle royal

[@diegolimap8440]

Well, at least Rio Grande do Sul went 3rd

[@Choclo798]

acre is like the wyoming of brazil, both in meme factor and population factor

[@mamasita8379]

Hi Américaaa 👁👄👁 Aeee Ceara venceu, sou do Ceara, salve 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷👍

[@EscudosdeTimes]

"Minas Gerayse" 🤣What? It's Minas Jer-eyes

[@leticiab5443]

YAYYYYYYYYY Thank Make brazil

[@bunyani2690]

fun historical fact: Rio de Janeiro was the capital brazil until Brasilia became the current capital

[@_samrock_]

Errado pra kralho! Rio de Janeiro was the first capital of Brazil, which later changed to Salvador and in the 50's it changed to Brasília. Don't pass wrong information mlk.

[@betamale342]

Omg no way that happened at 5:52

[@ConnectionTerminated_]

Hi from Brazil :D

[@unseejuice]

Christmas Day,2022 Me:*coming to the Christmas tree* presents: nonexistent Me again: Oh, Santa don’t exist. My Parents: give me a board for christmas

[@randomplanetguy9466]

"Let me fix up Sergipe's border" A second later: Literally builds a border wall.

[@hannahaspower218]

There is 790,101 people in acre but still the butt of the amazon even thought the amazon dont reach it lol

[@lbgamer6166]

In Minas Gerais, the G makes a J sound instead of the strong G. Because in Portuguese, the strong G only appears with U after it. GUILHERME is a name in Portuguese, in which the G is strong. GERAIS is a word in Portuguese in which the G is J-like and weak.

[@alexpalumbo9660]

less goo Parana

[@pedrolmlkzk]

As someone from São Paulo 5:20 YES YEZ YES

[@Kapuccinow]

Oooof, was rooting for Rio de Janeiro, at least we defeated São Paulo so thats good enough to me lol

[@1603fox]

Brasília is the capital, the blur rectangle is the federal district, kinda like Washington D.C

[@nicolasferreira5501]

Finaly! that I wanted!

[@TheRobloxianNithikv]

Bahia will be like: RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@theotherdashmelted]

I'm waiting for Canada. That would be fun

[@thatonetrashkid5390]

Newfoundland and Labrador or Alberta better win

[@thatonetrashkid5390]

Also if someone pronounces Nunavut as noonoovoot again I’m gonna be mad

[@theotherdashmelted]

@@thatonetrashkid5390 Voovoonoot

[@thescooshinator]

I can't wait until Simulated does the UK, I'd love to see how he tries to pronounce Worcestershire, and how he'd react to Sussex, Wessex and Essex. Plus the huge amount of shires we have would confuse him.

[@Thir82]

Ima feel bad for him when he does Russia- 87 states*

[@thescooshinator]

@@Thir82 Slovenia has 212.

[@Thir82]

@@thescooshinator oh well rip then

[@BurnedSword]

@@thescooshinator slovenia has 12

[@iurigeo5306]

Thailand and turkey ...

[@boiboi338]

You’re going to Brazil

[@magnusadaoparticheli145]

He trying to say the names are the best part

[@pedrolmlkzk]

7:44 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@fernandananda9470]

Makes another video of Brazilian Battle Royale please ok ?

[@ConnectionTerminated_]

This red point is Distrito Federal (capital of Brazil) and Brasilia is a city

[@arthuranimacoeslegais2714]

Im from brazil and hank you :) Eu sou do brasil e obrigado :)

[@ahsmapping4062]

Thanks from Brazil

[@ArnBrickJeff]

4:00 actually North Sentinel Island in India(im not an Indian so dont judge me)

[@xthriteenx]

I am sure nobody will see this but if you do no matter who you are you are beautiful and warm hearted and kind and you are surrounded by people who love you and make a difference you could change the world or just sit on the couch all day either way you are a fantastic and wonderful person!

[@_samrock_]

Thank you ^^ you too!

[@idontreallyknowwhattoputher...]

You Should Do Research On North Sentinal Island