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[@kate-os5ww]

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[@pieterd3408]

i noticed

[@VasiliyOgniov]

As a non-native speaker I can confirm that this is basically how English sounds for beginners

[@muisnotforyou1]

I'm also non-native, and for a moment I thought that these were legit words I just don't know

[@Saifyrooma2nd]

@@muisnotforyou1 I'm a native, and *I* thought they were just words I didn't know, they sounded kinda like something out of a 17th-century book lmao.

[@IIxIxIv]

I think some of the sounds of these words aren't super common in English normally, but yeah pretty much

[@youtubeisstupid1952]

@@muisnotforyou1 as a native speaker it sounds like it as well to me.

[@user-uz9hg1ug6m]

This reminded me of a post that demonstrated different levels of reading comprehension (for ESL) where sentences just get filled with weird non-existent words more and more. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? I can't find this post. Upd: I found it, you can look it up by searching "What 80% comprehension feels like?"

[@EDoyl]

I don't get this humor, but "are you *thirty* ? Have a sip!" Is solid advice

[@GlaceonStudios]

i think it's referencing the tumblr ios tag ban but idk

[@itisALWAYSR.A.]

I'm 35 what do I go

[@dr.delbertdoppler6281]

@@itisALWAYSR.A. uhhh 2 sips

[@tonyhakston536]

@@GlaceonStudios explain

[@Ranney165]

It’s a meme to take common varieties of condescending tumblr post and gradually make the words less and less comprehensible. My favorite one’s probably one that urges Undertale fans to take action against global warming and ends in total nonsense like “even if tres jopie, yours jopie”.

[@SleepmodeFGC]

okay but “togs” is genuinely australian slang for “swimwear” so i’ve been sitting here for like ten minutes wondering if “snat” or “grod” are actual words in contexts I’m not familiar with

[@nownow3089]

As someone from a non English country, I fr thought these were just weird Australian/British slangs idk about

[@tylerdapkus1023]

Hold up. In what situation does causing functionality eliminating damage to swimwear alleviate fatigue?

[@bemusedpopsicle888]

@@tylerdapkus1023 if they're too tight i could imagine it would be relaxing to break them while they're on you

[@BreadGoblin001]

@@bemusedpopsicle888 until you remember your underwater

[@apocalypseofplush]

Render your swimwear unusable.

[@itme626]

I really needed this. My bontles are mended and my grint is broken

[@sofia.eris.bauhaus]

i recently broke my arm because i fell with my unicycle.

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

we're approaching levels of tumbler talk not seen in years

[@Hankathan]

@@sofia.eris.bauhaus love wins

[@internetaltar]

@@sergey1519 so is broken

[@Hankathan]

@@internetaltar so is bontle

[@unarei]

hey there, you’ve arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint! • are you **thirsty**? have a drink! • are you hungry? have a **snack**! • have you been **sitting** in the same position for ages? have a wriggle! • are you feeling tense? have a **stim** break! • do you **need** to use the bathroom? go! now! • are you tired? have a **break**! • do a quick body scan. are you in **pain**? if you need painkillers, take them. if you need to stretch, do so. • are you too **hot** or too **cold**? if you need to take off a layer or put one on, go do that now! I hope this helps! and I hope you have a wonderful day :)

[@Noveltea1113]

I admirt your togless glogles kend ser edit: wow never been first reply on such a popular comment before!

[@kanishknishar]

Thanks for the translation!

[@elizabethb4168]

This was actually quite helpful, thank you

[@stupickles6670]

This stuff is weird like how can someone be so oblivious to how they feel that they need to be reminded that might be hot or cold and what they should do in that situation?

[@kate-os5ww]

@@stupickles6670 adhd

[@SemiHypercube]

Sometimes this channel gives a lesson on the imperial system of measurements, sometimes it's on languages, sometimes music... and then sometimes they make this. I love it.

[@yerdasellsavon9232]

Anarchy

[@BarbitosLaSooS]

here's tree

[@hiimemily]

@@BarbitosLaSooS so that's y

[@BarbitosLaSooS]

@@hiimemily no that's tree

[@_sprook_]

@@BarbitosLaSooS let the bodies built to scale

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

transgirlralsei truly is the progenitor of more than a few notable tumblr posts

[@kate-os5ww]

heehee thats me

[@rainbowevil]

@@kate-os5ww ahh, that’s why you’re the pinned comment!

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

@@kate-os5ww I really should just suck it up and follow you idk why I haven’t yet tbh

[@TerraKnight27]

greatest username of all time

[@kate-os5ww]

@@TerraKnight27 i appreciate it follow me at transgirlralsei.tumblr.com for more transgender deltarune related content. i have a tag

[@yawnberg]

A snat of my vitals is braely quick. I've hindoed under at least stellen of my plandies, reducted or no. Fondity is beyond the lixt of it. Togged tricks will lead to the sale snat and breaking togs can't ambelide my stick omley as well as a simple macking of the tabbers. I'll go full macked every tibe. Let the vitals snat take vrea howling surjen. I don't mind the itzo-reducted plandies.

[@mlyu11]

I admire the abilities you people have to deliberately talk absolutely nonsensical and incoherent bullshit.

[@ilonachan]

@@mlyu11 wdym incoherent, do you mean you're not fundled by the cladivity of these staftens? I'm afflailed! You have GOT to griftle your strig right now.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I almost vexled my jibbers trying to oggle your scribbings.

[@mlyu11]

@@ilonachan Iself have been astonized by it, truly I am sholted by the livority of your acclevices.

[@andybonerewski5677]

Are you guys speaking toki pona??

[@gupdoo3]

You know what i DO need a sip

[@thebigdug]

Are you thirty?

[@wayababaya]

hi thirty, i’m dad

[@Noveltea1113]

@@wayababaya I feel like you tried to make a dad joke and low key failed lol

[@INNERLMNT]

I've been needing a spack all night

[@ShadowsOfTheSky]

Hearing this while having the ultimate brain fog and headache from a cold, made me think I might need to go to the hospital because of a stroke or something. I had to make someone else read it to make sure I wasn’t dying, and I wasn’t insane.

[@derekconwaygd]

This is why I’m subscribed. I saw a notif on my phones lock screen and I just thought ‘god fucking dammit what have they done now’ and this video does not disappoint. I just don’t understand how you can go from incredible in depth video essays to a luke correia tier post and not get whiplash lmao

[@otherlego]

Oh I thought this was luke oops

[@AtlasFox_]

It's always the same 'what did he post now' because you literally can't guess what he posted this time lmao

[@mollof7893]

_Fellow Dasher_

[@insignificantduck313]

It's the duality of Jan

[@goodgriefcharliebeef]

i feel like this started out as an actual good-hearted "checkpoint" post but they made one typo and just ran with it

[@EnderLord99]

I thought they were making fun of the porn-detection algorithm assuming words like "snack" and "sitting" were inherently sexual

[@flourtoast]

Tricks are special abilities that can be collected, with 3 tricks being the max amount you can have active at once. Tricks, when used with the right weapon types, activate special abilities that can deal extra damage by using trick stamina. None of the equipped tricks can activate with the same weapon type. In order to increase the damage output further and potentially unlock special upgraded tricks, you can tog your tricks. Having a togged trick active increases your dash cooldown by a certain amount depending on the trick, and lowers your speed by 10%. You can break togs at certain checkpoints, but special upgraded tricks can not have their togs broken.

[@flourtoast]

I accidentally wrote skills instead of tricks, making the whole joke not work. Just fixed it though.

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Don't be silly FlourToast, Tricks are for kids

[@KubickQ]

Instead of trick stamina, using tricks slowly builds up grints, which curse you with harmful debuffs. You can break grints at checkpoints, restoring your stats and macking your tabbers. You can use tabbers to snit in the sale proclation and get new items.

[@coolbugfacts3953]

payday 3 leak

[@kan5873]

wow homestuck lore is a lot weirder than i remember

[@Hutabah]

This has the same energy as “Been Far?” and I am all for it

[@Kelly_C]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/raK3oXuelrCngpo for those of you who have not seen

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

Even more decided to use and go after

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Been so far as to look more like?

[@manoflego123]

I would like to compare this verbal masterpiece to Gary Larson's famous "Cow Tools" comic by way of a false sense of the familiar. The initial absurdity is to change the word "thirsty" to "thirty," which while no longer a dire condition is still a real state of being. This sets up a preconception for the rest of the post, which is immediately challenged, causing more confusion than pure absurdity would have.

[@stagelights_]

these videos become increasingly esoteric as time progresses

[@ARVash]

it is important as your audience grows to periodically narrow it. It's like gerrymandering but for media.

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp

[@theplanetmercury7487]

you know those images where its made by an AI and the point is that everything in the photo looks vaguely realistic, but nothing in the photo actually is a real object? yeah

[@hiimemily]

"are you thirty? have a sip!" is genuinely good advice, hydration doesn't stop being important after your twenties

[@23Stork]

Reads like one of those daft "how English sounds to non-English speakers" videos.

[@Tesseract_King]

This channel is really something. Sometimes it's linguistics, sometimes it's video greens, sometimes it's multiorthetics, but every time they pangle a new thymb, you know it's going to be a frund and bostumint time.

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp

[@Tesseract_King]

@@RichConnerGMN thanks! It's a trans pride version of a mathematical object called the Petersen graph.

[@RichConnerGMN]

@@Tesseract_King too smart for me but flag good

[@whyiwakeup6460]

@@RichConnerGMNomg methinks same!

[@gavinreed4343]

i cant believe there are massive deltarune spoilers in this video

[@twotothehalf3725]

"are you stick? purt your indies!" I appreciate the enthusiasm, but you don't have to be so forthcoming about the stick in my indies, good sir.

[@mnemo4528]

I have a big problem with snitting in the sale proclation so this helped a ton

[@monshtah]

Thank you for the reminder Jan, I can't belive I almost forgot to prot my bundle!

[@kijete]

"thanks for the reminder human"

[@averyvonfrank3282]

their name is misali/mitch jan is just an honorific in toki pona

[@SnoFitzroy]

"thank you person [___]"

[@janLilin]

Yes they certainly are a jan :>

[@IntergalacticPotato]

guys jan Misali literally said that they were considering just going by Jan since it's already a name and they're definitely a jan

[@duncanurquhart5278]

you are doing god's work by introducing memes indigenous to tumblr to the wider ecosystem

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Well I don't approve; introducing new memes like this disrupts the balance of the datasystem within the site and often causes a decline in infodiversity. Entire memes have gone extinct because some irresponsible yahoo brought over their pet meme and it escaped and reproduced unchecked.

[@GarryDumblowski]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Exactly, invasive memes can wreak havoc on the datasystem. Haven't you heard about the incredible diverse clade of expressive, gorgeous meme faces that were wiped out by the invasive wojak? The gorgeous Forever Alone is just one of the memes that has been driven to extinction, and there are countless more.

[@orngjce223]

@@thomaswinwood Have you by chance seen the work done by the Tumblr Association for the Conservation of Memes (TACM)?

[@gracewenzel]

I loved this episode of RetConLang! Megalopolian sounds awesome, good work!

[@jangamecuber]

This is probably just a short video summarising the changes. Cant wait for the full analysis!

[@walterkipferl6729]

- The bond's Name. James Name. - Pleased to… what? - Bond Name's the james. - Are you alright? - Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance.

[@stllr_]

Wasn't expecting "are you fond?" to give me a whole-ass existential crisis

[@mushroomfroge6305]

"i hope your tunderfal day" is the most wholesome part of this. this is happy chemical at work. i am tunderfal day

[@quantumblur_3145]

Just got here from a HollowTones vod and have now realized you're singlehandedly behind like 25% of the curiosities that show up in my feed, the rabbithole deepens

[@givecamichips]

Jan Misali taking a stab at the ol' "reading Tumblr posts verbatim" genre. A staple of KZbin.

[@yoyohan9]

I can't get past "Are you thirty? Have a sip!" without dying with laugher.

[@thebeautyofminecraft145]

This sounds like a bunch of weird euphemisms

[@countcoventry3802]

are you dorseless? try experiencing kyne, or humber

[@SnoFitzroy]

I prefer N A G E

[@luxill0s]

I’m more of a Loric

[@aliencafe]

This is what auditory processing disorder is like

[@mairzy4119]

With some effort I was able to decode the intended meaning at a point slightly past where I thought it devolved into nonsense, and now I’m just sitting here possessed by the thought that I could keep pushing it until I eventually turn back to the comments section and realize that this post is now the only thing I can understand

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

I feel like that when i try and decode people on r/ihadastroke Except when it's one typo that somehow nobody but me understands

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

I feel like that when i try and decode people on r/ihadastroke Except when it's one typo that somehow nobody but me understands

[@CaroFDoom]

i just love the fact that it's posted by transgirlralsei

[@Tesseract_King]

feels appropriate tbh, I'm just about this incomprehensible when I'm dissolving an e

[@Wince_Media]

Ice watched this video over and over again multiple times and only NOW have I just realized this was created by Jan misali. I severely understimated the sheer amount of things this person has made lol

[@chloe-un9cn]

may we never forget the influence of tumblr user phoneus

[@SarxTheJew]

", go so" is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@shelbybunny]

this is how conversations sound with auditory processing issues

[@j.surnamez3588]

unironically using this as a reminder to get up and destress though. Thanks op

[@Dylan-lh3xx]

Remember that one baseball game on the nes that had the Japanese production team come up with several American names? I do too

[@synodicseason]

daily reminder to prot your buntles!! i know it can be hard to remember & that’s okay, but if you don’t do it then it’ll just pile up later so it’s best to get it out of the way right now

[@edwardnygma8533]

I like how "tog" is both a noun and a verb. Peculiar.

[@RichConnerGMN]

togi pona

[@Rain663]

An accurate representation of what understanding a fraction of a language feels like, with the added twist this is my native lang and not understanding it feels quite surreal

[@TheBulbasaurGuy]

when i watch jan misali content it's pretty much anything possible. rhythm heaven conlangs mario regular polyhedra and ..???

[@xnossisx5950]

this has the feeling of a modern "jabberwocky"

[@GarryDumblowski]

god ive had to prot a bundle for the past four hours thank you transgirlralsei

[@kate-os5ww]

i do it for the kids...

[@emilyofjane]

This is what every written piece of media looks like in my dreams

[@PressRToZeus]

Everytime this channel uploads I go "wait how is this in my video feed who is this" and I go looking through past uploads, always making it back to the "how many mario games are there" upload and going "ahhhhhhh, this is perfectly in line with why I subscribed"

[@galaxiaknight]

this is how i feel when i see how scrabble is played by knowledgeable native speakers

[@joeyjojo6148]

Thank you, Senor Cardgage.

[@lindseylindsey9200]

Cleverly designed. Makes people think they’re so tired, hungry, etc that they’re losing their mind, thus making them take care of themselves to deal with that

[@JeRMRellum]

This is like playing the text adventure The Gostak (where pretty much all nouns and verbs are in a made-up language)

[@noname-em8ev]

I pelled at the comments to doatch about the same thing

[@muisnotforyou1]

Whenever jan misali uploads, it's quality content

[@biscuitygudness]

jan misali you never cease to amaze and baffle me with your uploads. which is why i am subscribed

[@wayverleesoulsong]

When you’ve been on tumblr for years and this sounds normal: I think I’m broken beyond repair, and it’s okay

[@moronicerror2397]

Beautiful. Every video of yours is a work of art.

[@koolkdny]

woah! massive deltarune spoilers in the pfp there!!!!! too bad my pc is 50 years old and i cant download it!

[@ItsMeBeeee]

Going through the comments for an explanation has made me more confused than I was before. Good shit

[@WGSen]

I have never been told to mack my tabbers just for snitting in the sale proclation before

[@purplenanite]

I subscribe to scientists, musicians, mathematicians, and beautiful shitposters. However, why subscribe to thirty channels when i could only subscribe to this one? I love what you do!

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

*thirsty channels

[@MenloMarseilles]

You could stop at five or six channels... or just one. [pose]

[@Jackenn_Cooper]

I hope your tunderful day too, Misali!

[@AnAnonymousAuditor]

this gives off the same energy as "have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like?"

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

I like how the first two dots are decipherable and then it just goes straight to "nope, I have no idea waht this is supposed to mean"

[@clockworkcake8057]

this is the strangest video ive ever watched so of course its on the jon misali channel, one of the most educational channels ive ever watched

[@watson-disambiguation]

Thanks, this is just what I needed. I almost gefored to mack my tabbers. Gort findle!

[@TheoHiggins]

Even the inconsistent capitalisation of your channel name exudes an aura of "You will never be able to predict what this man will do next"

[@jermfanaccount]

i think this post has unravelled my brain into a spaghetti-like state and i refuse to elaborate

[@eris4734]

this sounds like a language that split from english 800 years ago and then went through a bunch of consonant shifts but kept vowels the same.

[@dorithegreat6155]

That's why I love this channel. You never now what the next video will be but it's certainly never what you expect

[@H00DEDCR0W]

This is what it's like when you're almost fluent in another language.

[@MAGNEMlTE]

this is one of the most videos of all time

[@switchnx]

Godzilla had a stronk tiring a reeds and funky deed.

[@Dunderpunch]

There's never a bad jan Misali video

[@nudemanonbike]

Thanks, I needed that today

[@QuikVidGuy]

They made it so cohesive

[@RichConnerGMN]

nice pfp

[@pikgears]

this is a post from 500 years in the future where it all makes perfect sense

[@lucashoffses9019]

This is what it sounds like when someone’s talking to you but you’re falling asleep.

[@mildrewphiladelphia]

I dont know what happened but i agree wholeheartedly.

[@sunnysidedown404]

If you or a love one has broken your togs you might be entitled to financial compensation

[@just_somebody0]

DID I HAVE A STROKE

[@kaiserinjacky]

Did i just have a stroke

[@camelopardalis84]

Sorry I'm too late for you. I just posted "No, you're not having a stroke" for people who might have the same worry as you.

[@benwaffleiron]

transgirlralsei my beloved

[@strangejune]

Words have no more intrinsic meaning than what we give to them. In an attempt to relay a snapshot of my state of mind to you in mere words, I shall leave this message: what

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Now this is content

[@BoogsNStuff]

this year's album is gonna be fire, i can already tell

[@HiddenDragon555]

jan Misali at it again with the thoughtful content.

[@SybieSybs]

"are you tired? break your togs!" is just really funny to me. I don't know why.

[@anthonynocito9447]

I love checking in on you Jan, because every time there’s a new vid it’s always like “what will it be today, chef?” And I am always delighted!

[@macmansfield-parisi5812]

thanks, transgirlralsei

[@kate-os5ww]

youre welcome :-)

[@shinystar678]

i will have a *spack* thanks

[@aspenwashere]

this keeps getting in my recommendations and everytime i watch it and im not even mad about it i love it

[@carterthomas8638]

this is how cyberpunk netflix shows sound

[@qwertyTRiG]

Beware the jabberwock, my son!

[@katiefrisk980]

if i ever hear anyone saying this irl i am instinctively going to scritch them behind the ears and call them a good kittycat

[@twiwatchesvocaloidstuff7159]

i genuinely think of “snitting in the sale proclation” so often now me when i scream and cry and snit in the sale proclation

[@michaelrichardsoninternet]

A perfectly cromulent word