BREAKING: Christian Horner's accuser gives testimony

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INVESHTIGATIVE JOURNALISM

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Inveshtigaytive*

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*Jornulesem

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Technology! 😂

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Investigaytive jouranalism*

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In-Veget-gaytive 🍆

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Masterpiece

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I'm a Redbull fan but this is absolute gold

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Potentially award winning.

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This is the masterpiece RPM was talking about last week when the LH news dropped,.

[@fredxu99]

Simply sinnehmaatic.

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that cucumber

[@Papa-Bogey]

Horner’s kink is obviously at boss level … this is the hard hitting jornOHism I come here for …

[@LJRacing233]

How do you have a comment from 9 hours ago when this video has been up for 45 minutes

[@harleyb7880]

​@@LJRacing233 Inception 😂

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@@LJRacing233 😮

[@GRAZINGARIZONA]

Don't ask don't tell

[@munkyguitar]

@@LJRacing233😂😂😂

[@Doomsday_Report]

This is the big editing project he was talking about Hamilton delaying, the other one was just a quick 5 minute practice run.

[@agambansal902]

He uploaded it, it was about max

[@Ryzard]

This comment was a joke, insinuating that the max video was a test run for this. ​@@agambansal902

[@deanoelcapitanno]

Hahahahahaha

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​@@agambansal902no it wasn't. It was clearly this I mean have you seen the quality on it? I'm watching it in 8k!

[@prefect742]

Give this man an oscar or at least just the tip.

[@RockSolitude]

Dunno if Oscar would appreciate that

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@@RockSolitude Ayo what

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😂😂

[@jameshisself9324]

Golden globes for the bonus round

[@finbilly]

I thought he was she? Then again, you can never be sure these days...

[@JY97JY]

Omg! I couldn't believe it but now finally a word from a true Journalist. Disgusting what they are going through at milton keynes! I hope the police is on their way as I write!!!

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Scotland Yaaad is 'vestigatin.

[@86themadhatter27]

''Then change your cucumber! You've got a problem, change your f*cking cucumber!''

[@harleyb7880]

You tell checo cos checo has been saying his cucumber is f*cked!

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@@harleyb7880 😂

[@tomaskling2429]

@@harleyb7880 This is the best Ive read so far this year.

[@thecompanioncube4211]

​@@harleyb7880I have the cucumber 3D printed out

[@thecompanioncube4211]

​@@harleyb7880I have the cucumber 3D printed out

[@sinkrust1]

Throw him in JAILLLLLL!!!!!

[@Naeteal]

It was lance all his fault

[@T-Wavebeatbox]

It was Osama Bin Russell, DISGUSTING!

[@Adam-fj9px]

Will never be able to look at Horner without seeing this now

[@CinHalCedHerChance]

And that is exactly why he's going to be fired.

[@Stefan_Silviu]

I was thinking about this. (Not a RB fan btw) Even if the mf is not guilty is hard to make that beliveble to regular people who already trialed you@@CinHalCedHerChance

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Horny for Horner.

[@Quagmire925]

Thats the secret! when Max sees that cucumber he gains 5 tenths per lap!

[@harleyb7880]

I love that Quagmire is your profile pic...it fits the situation 😁

[@Jeffvangandi39]

Underrated comment 😂

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when the delta's negative it pops up on the steering wheel

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Delta niggative*

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I miss the person I was before I saw this😅

[@antrave]

I think the shocking thing here is that Ginger Spice is confirmed to have eaten Asscumber.

[@irishwristwatch2487]

Geri always seems like she's up for a laugh, she was probably alright

[@_coffeebean_]

i love that this is the comment through which I learn that Ginger Spice is Christian's wife.

[@MajikPPMan]

I think there's the pic of that floating around the net that some paparazzi took

[@CinHalCedHerChance]

"Tell me what you want, what you really, really want!?"

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Ffs😂 bo selector vibes

[@elliotm]

RPM would never kill himself!

[@MrSmithvideo]

Candid, heartfelt and open. The truth is finally revealed.

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This is now canon

[@liamosullivan23]

Incredible, won't see this on the BBC.

[@attic6]

This actually had me for a second. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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THIS IS THE TRUE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE

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Written by Max Cumberstappen.

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The nerve!!

[@larssonk22]

..I was not mentally prepared for this

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Emotional damage😢😂🙈🙊🙉

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another cinematic masterpiece so soon?! wow you’re really on top of things

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You’re my favorite, absolute favorite, F1 KZbin channel ever.

[@skr4207]

Underrated journalism, good job. The truth is finally coming out

[@30letters]

absolute class my friend , made my day this :)) cant wait for part two !

[@lukewood2662]

Now I know the full history. RPM is the only journalist in this world with enough integrity to tell the truth. Respect 🍷🗿

[@Semajuw]

The real question is, was it a Ferrari cucumber? This might go deeper than we thought.

[@MajikPPMan]

Out here asking the hard questions so we don't have to 😂

[@MikeSwannick]

From the testimony, I understood it went as deep as it could possibly go.

[@martinuso7446]

It was definitely a red cucumber after she was done... Kidding aside, I had the same line of thinking.

[@Chuckus]

We are checking

[@KingOfTheMandem]

Sounds about right

[@him050]

Finally! Someone with the facts!

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This is the news we WANTED

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Great investiGAYtive journalism

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Cinematographic masterpiece

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"WASHED" - RPM, 2023.

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The genius never ends

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Only RPM has the courage to cover such a ground breaking story

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The Ferrari cucumber has finally returned..

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Now i know why cats are afraid of cucumbers. 😮

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Accurate representation of what happened

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A true art piece

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Strong and courage. Those are the words that come to mind.

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Finally. Real News.

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I shit myself and my pants are ruined

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They'll be fine.

[@Chuckus]

Maybe use a smaller cucumber next time?

[@deerlord2363]

​@@Chuckus LMAO 🤣🤣

[@KevinHwoarang]

Happily getting my news here.

[@BoPunk]

Simply the best Tossed Salad ever created lads. The cucumber was the Chef's Kiss... (the French dressing was mint). 👌👌👌

[@weepingeye]

"No Mikey, no! This is so not right!", "Toto - it's called a cucumber."

[@DanielWW2]

I love how so many comments are just RPM quotes.

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You need an award for this cinematic masterpiece

[@Just_lift_anyone]

We are all so proud of you RPM for having the courage to give your story. You are stunning and brave.

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Cinematic masterpiece.

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The type of quality content we need more of

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CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE

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A harrowing tale

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somehow i imagine RPM's computer full of clips like this, just in case

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Marko taught him well.

[@yinbaro]

Ahhhh so this is the cinematic masterpiece he was talking about a few days ago

[@leepitt3355]

Laughed so much I nearly shit myself. Legend 😂😂😂😅

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I just almost choked out on my beer....I love you bro, I hope your channel keeps growing

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RPM is a menace 😂😂😂😂

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I laughed so hard, I have pissed off my hernia

[@djek1976]

There goes lunch.

[@oldscooterguy1]

Touche!

[@GTE_Channel]

Lying on bed due to food poisoning. And this video is what nearly killed me 😂

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Whenever I feel down and I need a quick bump; I come and watch this. That is when I know today will get better.

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4K likes and 844 views, well deserved Rocket Man

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finally, trustworthy news

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Is this the masterpiece you've been rambling on about? Too late now, but this is Oscar material.

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Nothing better than an RPM soap opera on a Saturday 🎭🍿

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masterpiece delivered!

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Shocking! this will surely break the internet!

[@KrisoVT]

Such a massive mistake taking a sip of coffee as the video was starting. I spit it all over my monitor and keyboard now.

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L

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@korgscrew2000]

Didn't want to believe this about Horner, but now I have to accept it after seeing this harrowing testimony.

[@NihinduAngana]

We are truly living in an alternate timeline

[@markcrorrigan]

Geri's feasting tonight

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Extraordinary KNEWZZZ!!!!

[@kapaa2k]

This was the best Title and Thumbnail combo I've seen on this platform. (THIS IS CINEMA)

[@nickklavdianos5136]

Judging by Horner's cucumber obsession, RedBull still hasn't gotten over Karthikeyan.

[@L.internet8]

Yep. That's what i was thinking about

[@culturedsquid8442]

RPM With 2 cinematic masterpieces in one week, you're spoiling us man .

[@3mil____XD]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[@SloppyMosesGaming]

Loving the new era of content

[@JulianThursday13]

Susie Wolff is very eloquent

[@DenUitvreter]

Finally some proper investigative journalism instead of just speculation in the 'sources say' category.

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There are a LOT of documentaries being made people!

[@FozillaMirefox]

That cucumber was one of Geri's 5-a-day.

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Cinemaytique Mashteurpiss

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No Christian No! This is so not right!

[@WartGeel]

This is the cinematic masterpiece is it?

[@HighPlainsHiker]

"All we have to do, is let the cucumber pass...and we've got a motor race on our hands"

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# BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

[@illbeV.]

Especially the strong, independent, black woman who released this Pulitzer-worthy piece

[@wanderduck3]

This is true journalism!!

[@StephenLMW]

Fucking brilliant mate

[@SpocksBro]

Why isn't MSM reporting on Horner's huge sphincter dilatation yet. Clearly some cover-up going on here. The public needs to know.

[@liquidhalo]

Oh good god, this is comedy gold

[@Reece-u3f]

A man can’t even feed he family without being criticised. Shame on society.

[@danielmackie6428]

😂😂 bro your on fire lately

[@slovak4life1991]

Literally crying. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@utilisateur1993]

That seems so ridiculous it's hard to believe 🤣🤣. I understand why it took you so long to edit that masterpiece tho, congrats!!

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5 second penalty to Ocon for looking at the cucumber

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What a masterpiece.

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'so I said alright then' 😂💀

[@archieforber7201]

Haha #believeallwomen. Although since he’s strong independent women I’m not surprised RPM has taken this stance

[@nonegone7170]

There's nearly a joke in there somewhere, keep it up!

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

this isnt the actual accusation lol. this is taken from a prostitution documentary in the uk i think

[@illbeV.]

​@@vincenzofranchelli2201 no way... have you got any more insights for us, chief?

[@mattb7216]

I would be genuinely worried about a defamation lawsuit, just be careful.