The Start of A War

I was not kidnapped by the CIA.
while I was not kidnapped by the CIA many things unfolded
Ferrari continued to disgrace themselves to comical levels
a new rivalry was established
and lance stroll secured his future as a formula one driver despite doing everything he possibly could to prevent it
phun.
patreon for world peace:
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[@BaconEvolution]

Holy shit he remembered the password

[@Acosta_RC]

Lol

[@allenpaley]

Took him 3 months to save up enough money to have his phone screen replaced so he could get his 2-factor authentication code.

[@1paris1942]

Actual LOL.

[@dutcharest9731]

he found his adhd medikhayshone

[@jkaise42]

😂😂😂 right!!! Took long enough

[@liamthomas9622]

Omg he's finally escaped from strolls basement

[@phoebesmith8154]

Which Stroll? 😂

[@uchu_ujin9957]

​@@phoebesmith8154does it matter??

[@phoebesmith8154]

@@uchu_ujin9957 well, he could just give lance a Chinese burn and he’d escape, whereas Lawrence… I bet he had a torture chamber 😱

[@jstoli996c4s]

@@phoebesmith8154 Dum Fuk of course

[@liamthomas9622]

@@phoebesmith8154nah he'd just hold some crayons up to lance and he'd die from drooling, and Lawrence definitely has a max Moseley Nazi sex dungeon

[@e2thesmooth]

“Maybe Ferrari will bounce back at this weekend’s British GP” *proceeds to put Leclerc on intermediates while everyone else stays out because it’s not wet enough and finishes outside the points*

[@Lobbelt]

Ah, the reverse Montreal.

[@cjerp]

Perez must have thought he was not doing bad because he was just behind leclerc

[@supermiaoumix]

PhuN

[@ellobo4290]

He chose it? Lmao

[@sebastianahrens2385]

"They want him to try and find his form." He's in his EIGHTH year! The only form he will reliably find is the rear end of drivers ahead of him.

[@LouisSubearth]

To be fair, he has? After the China incident, he's only had the Monaco tire clipping, and maintained a fairly clean racing record, as well as outqualifying and finishing races ahead of Fernando with plenty of points finishes. If he keeps it up, him and Fernando will also score points in Silverstone.

[@Hungary_0987]

​@@LouisSubearthbro nico hulk outscored him, stop praisong him 💀

[@nymphithys1558]

while checo is enjoying dr's rear lol

[@ForelliBoy]

the buzzing flies sound as they show his car made me feel genuine fear, i love this channel

[@loganmcblair]

​@@ForelliBoy bro those were f1 cars not flies😭😂

[@Omee3Nn]

AI David Attenborough was way too realistic wtf

[@TheLibermania]

AI?

[@RogerKeulen]

@@TheLibermania Yes Alwardo Isaak. He lives in Combodja. Every time he awnsers a question on his computer he will be rewarded with food or some short sleep.

[@fidemclam]

TECHNOLOGY

[@rbrmv19]

@@fidemclamTEKNOLOGEE

[@coreymeh8335]

here i thought Attenborough was on cameo but then he started dropping expletives lul

[@kyeranimoo]

When the world needed him the most, he returned

[@nishilkakaya4068]

Beat me to it 😂

[@diolives333]

Yeeessss🎉@

[@d-rag7691]

Better late than never

[@hemant5718]

And the ferrari fu**ed Leclerc once again in British GP

[@unameit0000]

The world is fk* needy nowadays 🤠

[@tiax0340]

British grand prix: - McLaren pull a Ferrari strategy - Ferrari themselves pull a Ferrari strategy

[@maltron66]

Not quite. McLaren pulled TWO Ferrari strategies. 😂

[@horiavelciu31]

Ferarri be like: "nono boys, THIS is how it's done!"

[@Kallirrhoe]

@@horiavelciu31ferrari be like, Hold my spaghetti

[@pokinacha]

7:43 RPM almost breaks and justifiably too. ‘Rightfully molested as a child’ is a brutal take down

[@michaelbrown6157]

I absolutely lost it when he was reading that tweet 💀

[@uglyhorseteethbritsht]

lmfao the lando egirls are too stupd that its funny

[@uglyhorseteethbritsht]

lmfao these lanndog fangirls are so out of their mind

[@charliep4680]

Being an rpm fan is like being a ferrari fan, you never know when theyre gonna show up....THE NERVE

[@magdelinem6962]

Yep Lewis is going there in 2025😂😂😂😂 SMDH

[@grubinski]

@@magdelinem6962 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisccc22]

To boot, he has an icon that doesn't show up well in your notifications so it's hard to miss when he does post.

[@xenteko7249]

@@magdelinem6962 Ham Sandwich picked a good time to leave. Right as James Allison comes back and fixes Merc's development, lol.

[@Skaloody]

fr I assumed bro was ded for a while

[@nathan_w07]

WE ARE SO BACK

[@WisdenWard]

0:22 Russell looks really fat

[@chiragnegi6276]

Diabolically back

[@guilhermefonseca1562]

@@nathan_w07 that's Ferrari fans every couple of races (it's actually so over)

[@thatfunnykekguy6377]

Yeah back behind 4 races and only 1 vídeo... BEWKFAST!

[@Nerxzie]

BROTHER IN CHRIST GET OFF COPIUM AND HOPIUM

[@EvilTim1911]

12:00 I haven't laughed this hard in MONTHS, Jesus fucking Christ

[@parthmhatre1633]

I couldn't believe he had the that intro... Couldn't have been better, just nailed it. Thanks RPM

[@koendekortdk2198]

I believe the term is Allah

[@grubinski]

@@koendekortdk2198 Allah fucking Christ?

[@1247.cccccc]

@@koendekortdk2198 A Bin Russell fan

[@r3v4nwolf]

top 3 funniest, think i'm going to have to watch it again!

[@sanguinor5609]

The Verstaliban vs Landisis is going to be wild.

[@NSUGS]

Surprisingly creative

[@IshankSharma15]

This comment 😂

[@KingofFray]

Incoming another documentary from David Attenborough

[@NJRanirishnirvana]

Hearing "I swear down on me nan's grave" in Attenborough's voice was an experience

[@realistic_delinquent]

Also “wop lasagna shagging bastards”

[@hrnytinoker4146]

“Wetter than Lance Strolls chin” is what got me.

[@tjmccargar7051]

"HAHA, YOU FU-" JUST had me losing it

[@manvslife271]

"Maybe they will bounce back at this weekend's GP" *The window licker outqualifies Leclerc and drops him out on Q2*

[@guilhermefonseca1562]

I swear when Charles won Monaco he got a curse or something

[@Kaimax61]

@@guilhermefonseca1562 wins monaco, but the curse becomes whinging at every race after.

[@LeonRivia]

😭

[@kool_thing]

I'm tired, boss

[@HarryANuis-gi9hz]

Tbf the incident in the Austrian GP was all piastri.

[@user-hu1lh6vw6j]

12:00 is Oscar worthy

[@dingus153]

Some people hate Norris because of the Max incident, I hate Norris because he's British, we are not the same

[@Azmania3000]

Turn 1 at Silverstone has me salivating. All 3 stooges lined up to win a stupid prize. Dreams can happen, right?

[@dingus153]

@@Azmania3000 a man can dream ♥

[@kingdodongo4126]

@@Azmania3000 how was your dream babe

[@voidtankage4289]

We all hate max 👍🏽

[@w花b]

​@@voidtankage4289fax

[@MetabolicFrolic]

My guy's content is like cocaine. Watching it after such a dry spell makes all the synapses light up like the 4th of July.

[@allenpaley]

*cross-eyed, twitching, and moaning*

[@paprikagames]

@@allenpaley real

[@steaveg]

I couldn't help but notice your American accent. I am also fat.

[@alimantado373]

@@steaveg 😆

[@antonyread5595]

🤣🤣🤣 fucking crying

[@matthewdavis9533]

"Ferrari like to take the scenic route to their failures." Another excellent piece of investigative journalism from the maestro himself.

[@tristanknight9260]

You spelt "inVestyGAYtiv" incorrectly.

[@MMAli-rq8kd]

No this is literary genius 😂

[@Subarushian]

I sometime forget the name of the channel, so I just search “osama bin Russell” now and it comes right up.

[@varg666varg]

RPM should be an Official Commentator of F1. Let's start a Poll.

[@thomasblack33]

"I was not kidnapped by the CIA." thats what someone who was kidnapped by the CIA would say

[@KingofFray]

Obvious lie

[@ChSVaness]

The fact that RPM never mentioned the Mexican Minister of Disgrace being overtaken by a bloody Haas on the final lap of the Australian GP is very disappointing. Also, having watched today's qualifying, RIP to Sergio's career at RB and shoutout to his sponsors.

[@theairaccumulator7144]

It was probably made a few days before the quali

[@twanvorstenbosch]

hahaha Perez 😂😂😂 what a fucking JOKE right , career down the shitter 😂😂😂

[@kennetha6594]

Perez is too easy to dunk on. He's awful.

[@Afendor]

*austrian

[@phoebesmith8154]

@@kennetha6594I honestly felt like hitting myself in the face today 😅 I keep hoping he’ll shake it off and get his shit together. Cause I really like the guy… But… holy shit man.

[@TheReboot]

I’d just like to say as an old fuck who’s been watching F1 for over 3 decades (see, told you I was an old fuck), there has never been better or more honest commentary in the history of the sport. RPM should be moved to the front of the line for induction into the Grand Prix hall of fame faster than half the field can fuck it into the barriers.

[@unicorn7337]

I discovered this channel about 6 weeks ago and I binge watched every video in the space of about a fortnight. I've been checking for the next upload at least 4 times a week 😭 Absolutely lost it at 'I sewar down on me nan's grave' in Attenborough's voice 😂

[@RendiRetnandito29]

"I swear on my nan's grave" -Sir David Attenborough

[@jstoli996c4s]

@@RendiRetnandito29 for real

[@billmccloy]

“It was wetter than Lance Stroll’s chin…” 😂😂😂😂😂 Legendary!

[@TheCheMo90]

That line was absolutely wild and diabolical 😂

[@garrysaunders7186]

@@TheCheMo90 Disgustang :)

[@shaneroberts2492]

Had actual tears after that!!! 😂😂😂

[@therealmudafuka7200]

I'm stealing that, it's too good

[@Hughesy22]

I'm currently edging myself waiting for the Silverstone race video. Hurry up, daddy can only wait so long

[@UnholyGaming2012]

Oh boy silverstone strategy would fit well in this video

[@Voiceless_f1]

RPM: “and they’ll probably be on the front row together” Mercedes: “well I took that personally”

[@kwanlinus6999]

Lewis to Lando: For the high-risk manoeuvres like shoving Max into Copse, leave it to the professionals.

[@Valtrex666]

But they are in the same row so PHUN still may happen :)

[@Eis_]

​@@kwanlinus6999"We have a terrorist on our side." - Lewis, probably.

[@Ghent2007]

@@Valtrex666 Nope, LANDO is in second row.

[@goxyeagle8446]

I bet in few laps Merc boys will be 3rd and 4th

[@runaway7319]

He is alive.

[@thatfunnykekguy6377]

IRS can't catch him so easily.

[@grubinski]

I was starting to wonder

[@anshka2023]

I've had to pause this after the Attenborough thread... Dying with laughter. This is pure genius from the bathtub as usual RPM... Thanks

[@lucasbarbosa7661]

6:18 Man... RPM always on point and even better. As usual, a strategy that didn't pay off with Leclerc, and Sainz saving the team from a pointless race.

[@guruhegde7763]

Now this, this is what you call a masterpiece. If only DTS could pull off 1% of what this man does I’d probably watch it. And this guy doesn’t even lie when he is narrating.

[@michael-masi-2021]

@@guruhegde7763 You've watched every episode of DTS and you know it. You love it.

[@phoebesmith8154]

I don’t think this would clear Netflix’s boss arsewipes, who are scared of swear words.

[@andre_star7776]

He finally escaped Pual Di Resta's shed

[@BoPunk]

He's clearly not going to talk about it, ever... the poor bastard.

[@therealDeencat_]

LOL @Pual 😂😂😂

[@jamesmarr5196]

@@BoPunkfeel so bad😢

[@ForelliBoy]

he escaped literal hell

[@josej1988]

i wasn't ready for the Russell's music 💀

[@magdelinem6962]

can you believe it 😂

[@SingularityEngine]

Well, the British GP happened.

[@Alvo45]

the king has returned

[@paulmulks]

"Wetter than Lance Strolls chin" Dying 😂😂😂😂💀

[@toastyplayz246]

"Maybe we just want it raw" got me cracked up 🤣🤣

[@Ahhhhhh7ack]

And then in Silverstone Charles is in Inter in Dry. Man I think Ferrari have a trauma.

[@bilkismh1971]

Ferrari has no brain, just glory and pasta.

[@anna_25]

0:32 "but surely things can't get any worse than getting outqualified by Logan Sargent" the timing lol

[@BoPunk]

DISGUSTING!

[@ForelliBoy]

@@BoPunk D I S G U S T A N G

[@LouisSubearth]

He has been outqualified by Sargeant in at least 7 races this season.

[@michaelmonareng3210]

I was infront of a mirror and my pupils literally dilated when my brain realized that there's a new Rpm video

[@sonofabench]

That’ll make your pupils throb

[@chacecross1517]

@@sonofabench PHUN!!

[@Dyils]

8:58 Thank god someone actually seems to have a brain and explain what Max is doing there. Whether you think it's still wrong or not is up to each person to decide, but at least it's represented well what he's doing. Most people won't even acknowledge that he's doing it before braking, not after.

[@afropunkx]

Imagine if he waited for the British GP 😂 the Ferrari segment would have been even better. Inters 8 laps too early. 😂😂

[@JuliusBriggs]

being a Ferrari fan is a good thing tbh if you're into abusive relationships

[@juzzadood4419]

I like watching Ferrari after my wife's boyfriend uses my balls as boxing mitts

[@BType13X2]

it allows you to be in an abusive relationship without getting your house burned down or having to get a divorce, it really is great.

[@scarlett_118]

@@BType13X2well the divorce is carlos and charles 😭

[@Azmania3000]

Odd that Ferraris last crowns were delivered exclusively by angry Germans.

[@truantray]

I have a shirt on Etsy that is reversible. Ferrari F1 for summer, Toronto Maple Leafs for winter. Only $5800.

[@luizarthurbrito]

Leclerc is a social experiment to see how much psychological pain a human being can endure before breaking down.

[@PnALynx]

Now I feel ashamed to be a Ferrari simp

[@voorachter2733]

Honestly to me you're easily my #1 youtuber overal. This is peak humor

[@xShonFrostx]

Remember, Rocket Powered Attenborough isn’t real and he can’t hurt you

[@guruhegde7763]

Rocket powered Attenborough: deals irreversible emotional damage to Ferrari and its fans so eloquently, it seemed like that Pedro pascal meme was made for this exact moment and we didn’t even know it all this time.

[@PrahilShah]

Gotta watch before it gets taken down 😊

[@anorwegianguy3780]

True, its not if only when.

[@hyprash1529]

Its all fun but the call for prayer (adhan) joke wasn’t necesary

[@grubinski]

@@hyprash1529 We non-believers appreciated it. Humor shouldn't be policed. 🙂 I'm off to draw cartoons of the prophet now.

[@burrito2526]

@@grubinskino one asked if you appreciated it, you reek of immaturity x

[@hyprash1529]

@@grubinski ah if only you knew

[@superviking700]

12:00 is the greatest masterpiece this man has ever come up with

[@bardkuzniadram6193]

"This is not how you overtake" - you can hear Max laughing with Horner. :D

[@sonicsupersam7793]

you have no idea how long i’ve waited for this… please weekly episodes now.

[@AirflowToTheTurbo]

I'm a member of his Patreon. RPM works on his own; he has no editors, no one helping him out with the grunt work, so these videos are a real slog to put together, it's a lot of work.

[@Lupus_666]

@@AirflowToTheTurbo Is it more frequent on Patreon? (the videos)

[@Pat.Mustard]

I like the random upload schedule. It’s like fucking Christmas when I see one.

[@Azmania3000]

@@sonicsupersam7793 KZbin kept banning his content unfortunately

[@j.p.ijsblok5304]

A weekly episode will most likely decrease the quality until such level that it becomes unwatchable.

[@mwplayer3778]

Charles gotta be an area 51 experiment to see how much mental pain you can handle before reaching a breaking point

[@avemardore]

Dave Attenborough saying "I swear on me Nan's grave" - just made my whole week.

[@Razara18]

I'm muslim, but that adzan for bin russel victory is just way too funny 😂 12:00

[@SasquatchMelee]

OMG, That Attenborough bit was hilariously brilliant.

[@fubar1217]

I was crying....lol

[@AirflowToTheTurbo]

The potential is incredible going forward 😂

[@timepiece_enthusiast]

HEAR HEAR, THE KING IS BACK!

[@NinthIcyOrange]

Nope, Nicholas Latifi is still studying for his MBA

[@timepiece_enthusiast]

@@NinthIcyOrange That’s not the king, that’s the GOAT.

[@phoebesmith8154]

*HEARYE HEARYE!

[@NinthIcyOrange]

@@timepiece_enthusiast Every other F1 channel refers to GOATifi, but RPM refers to King Latifi. Feel free to watch the 'RPM Awards Part 2' episode (skip to 09:53 if you must). His actual words 😜

[@77LIIN]

so glad to see you upload again

[@majorprod2196]

WE NEED RPM FOR THIS WEEK

[@Treyball67]

About time Mohawk boy, I’ve been going through withdrawals

[@jstoli996c4s]

*WHERE HAS THIS MUPPET BEEN*

[@frazerguest2864]

He’s from Doncaster I think. He’s probably been locked in Marshgate for the last few months on House Block 1, which is the worst House Block in there.

[@realistic_delinquent]

THE. NEEERVE!!!

[@truantray]

HIDING FROM LARRY STROLLS CONTRACT KILLER

[@philliydude7477]

ever since i found this channel like 4 months ago Ive watched basically every video 5 times and everytime I open youtube I pray to see a RPM video on my recommended....

[@flyingproofficial]

RPM finally escaped daddy strolls solitary confinement

[@Sugondeeze]

When the grid needed him most, he came back!

[@G-P85]

1:36 that bold headed CharlesLeclerc was absolute gold

[@tanktank7204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JackScooter17]

very bold of him to make him bald

[@TheCha0sL0rdNurgle]

I needed this in my life - now i am happy

[@rtorresfernandez]

omg I´m officially addicted to this channel. The end is just pure gold.

[@merbuhk]

You've been gone for so long, the Canadian Window cleaning expert has become faster than Fernando Alonso. (Take that KZbin Guidelines)

[@matthewviq32]

WAKE UP BABE NEW RPM VIDEO JUST DROPPED

[@StoffelDilligas]

"Clean up babe, Star Treks on"

[@dustintroxel6044]

Lol, that's pretty much how I found out. 😂

[@fastman586]

This is such quality f1 comedy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZoranProle]

I can't remember when I laughed so hard.... keep it coming Mohawk xD

[@anguswatson9720]

at least now rpm can continue to "constructively criticise" the window licker for the next 2 seasons.

[@JimmyHoffa4mayor]

I lost it when the Arab music came on for russel 😂

[@realMaverickBuckley]

😂😂😂 I was like.. which driver is Muslim?? Ohhhhhhh

[@magdelinem6962]

Explosive literally 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidfrckn]

It's Azan

[@tinkerjar396]

with the quatar airways in the background 😂😂

[@lillyess385]

That's the call to prayer. It's not music. 😬

[@jacobcash1563]

You give pure cinematic gold every video. I love it

[@benjaminz2523]

I always wished I had more friends who were into F1 so we could discuss the sport. Now I just wish I had more friends who were into F1 solely so that I could share RPM's videos. This is the best channel on YT

[@Cant_Believe.]

Lol that is so true. I show my friends these videos anyway and I think out of kindness, they watch em with me.

[@Diskjok11]

3:49 Hearing attenborough say "I swear down on me nan's grave" has to be the highlight of the season

[@DriveLikeAManiac]

For the past month I was on a drip in the hospital because I did not get my Rocketpoweredmohawk fix for a long period. I have just watched this video and all my vitals jumped back to normal and are in satisfactory range. In fact the nurse got an alarm at her station saying my vitals was normal and ran into my room seeing my laughing at that twitter message about Max as a kid. After explaining to everybody that this is absolutely normal and standard Rocketpoweredmohawk sensibilities they left the room mumbling something about taking me to a loony bin. I don't care, because I am on a high and I know that whatever happens, as long as Rocketpoweredmohawk keeps making these videos things will be okay.

[@mattgonzalez4457]

They did not, in fact, bounce back at the British GP 😅

[@blutobeyond]

The parts about Lando fangurls, Russell's win, & the ending had me dying. With the Stroll extension announcement, at least we have more funny outbursts from RPM to look forward to about him being a window licker for years to come.

[@MMAli-rq8kd]

"We know that Ferrari likes to take the scenic route to their failures" 😂😭🤣🤣 Call the Noblel Prize in Literature we have a candidate here !

[@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT]

We are so back

[@bocajchannel443]

Yes

[@Fishmanistan]

We all know this video took so long not because he forgot the password, but because editing the David Attenborough clip took 2 weeks

[@sonic32077]

The Channel is better than the entire Formula 1 circus. Good that you‘re back!

[@louiskendagor3807]

Surely, there's a missed opportunity to use the new Toto Wolf "You can win this George " soundclip.😂

[@SebastianTurkalj]

I can't believe you got David Attenborough to do a voiceover

[@michael-masi-2021]

AI one assumes. I guess you were joking 😂

[@SebastianTurkalj]

@@michael-masi-2021 Al Capone? Nah, he's dead

[@Anonymous_896]

​@@SebastianTurkaljProbably Al Pacino.

[@phoebesmith8154]

@@michael-masi-2021you think ANY comment on RPM’s videos is serious? 🤣🤣 oh, sweetie… no…🤣

[@danijelujcic8644]

@@Anonymous_896 Attica! Attica! Attica!

[@tmashadi]

😂😂😂😂 hands down the best F1 channel anywhere! Please do more videos man. Even if you have to expand into football, motogp, politics or whatever else.

[@MrAntelux]

The quality of your videos is awesome, to delivery is brilliant, Love it

Something tells me that RPM is fighting a whole of of strikes from just about everyone under the sun because they can't take the heat.

[@-socialcredit]

Unironically thought the Stroll bandwagon got to you for the last video. Good to have you back

[@LouisSubearth]

The money went to pay for the Silverstone upgrades.

[@iemv8900]

Lewis wins one race and rocket is no where to be seen 😂

[@schnurzegal4691]

I was waiting for this video way too long. Keep up the great work!

[@akashdeb5201]

I found your channel a week ago.... 2 days after I became a F1 fan... binged highlights of F1... and know what a window-licker Lance Stroll is.... Love this channel!

[@FUN27UYIRT]

F1 education speedrun right here

[@securecomic9823]

Good for you man

[@securecomic9823]

​@@FUN27UYIRT bro learned about F1 faster than the average Ferrari pitstop

[@therealmudafuka7200]

The best source

[@bonnierhodes-attarian3936]

RPM is the finest F1 education.

[@unameit0000]

I was about to say it but I’m just so happy to read the comments and see that EVERYONE was waiting for your vid You’re a F1 legend and I love you mate Stay positive, healthy and strong 💪🏻

[@cecilcharlesofficial]

hear hear

[@RegiRaidillonVT]

as an italian, this is one of the funniest videos i've seen in a few years

[@mobyhuge4346]

He was right, Ferrari didn't bounce back

[@Faze-2]

Very cool to see David Attenborough make an appearance. I appreciate his professionalism and storytelling.

[@wally0028]

Masterpiece as usual. Thank you.

[@andrekossack9767]

And he returns to uploading with one of the best in months!!! Legend

[@RubeusLeclerc]

OMG the Attenborough bit was GOLD. So good I’m giddy right now!!! Unreal 😂