breaking the cycle - Bits and Banter [01/23/2025]

[@trane1566]

4:01 in chat “y tu mama Liz’s tambien oil” has me crying

[@hbeau1900]

"Translate to English"

[@nathan2499]

@@hbeau1900 “and your mom Liz’s also oil”

[@sixpip]

+CINEMA

[@MrShotgunJake]

with a side of +2 oil

[@blahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl]

We’re coffee guys, we chose the wrong guy

[@Lexslayerpride]

Hate to see it...

[@kyleyjs]

I don't get it man. Grinding and setting up the pour over takes like 30 seconds tops.

[@DJchoppa666]

making coffee in the morning is something i love. i grind my beans, turn on the kettle, and get out my favorite mug. plus it gives me time to brush my teeth or make toast or something

[@ashishonyt]

So true, luckily there's someone else on Twitch who's an absolute cow for coffee

[@robsmith5434]

In his defense, Stok Cold Brew is really good for premade store bought coffee.

[@RemyTheRuler-f3n]

nl saying that he wishes he had more food available to him at home and then immediately acting like the idea of having extra sasuage incase he wants it later is preposterous is sending me

[@ZachCG]

his mind ❤

[@fluffier]

northernlion

[@bobsaget9170]

Real

[@MrMoriardy]

so true and nobody will say it

[@dampking]

Nah

[@atmbcito]

they don't want you to say this

[@yaemikosright]

So true

[@lanyardodo]

that description is evil

[@inktoxicant]

Heinous

[@maxgaj3015]

I like my coffee drippy

[@bobsaget9170]

Yeah, sure I'll +2 that

[@daniellekalaskas5666]

+2

[@Donovarkhallum]

+2

[@connorcook2171]

I can confirm the tracks Justin saw were rabbit tracks. When tracks in snow appear to be getting larger, it's usually because the snow is melting, causing the depressions left by the animal's footprints to expand and become more visible due to the melting process; essentially, the snow around the edges of the track is shrinking, making the track itself seem larger.

[@karoljabonski6772]

Thank you for this cool fact

[@sandyman4]

nerd

[@Quadrilli0n]

I have only started watching NL a month ago and damn it feels like a breath of fresh air. A normal adult

[@mangsmoof]

Me when someone calls me out for making fun of their dead mom: “that’s male bonding!!”

[@funkagi]

I am a PE teacher and the reason why we do not play dodgeball anymore is because it alienates students who are less skilled which turns them off of physical activity and makes them less likely to be active in adult hood.

[@hodanisbased4980]

I was the fat kid and dodgeball was one of the only games I enjoyed

[@Testraloss]

@@hodanisbased4980same but I get it. I remember there was this one kid with really bad vision who would get picked off instantly every game and he was a really sore loser. Wasn’t his fault he couldn’t see but he still took it personal. Childhood psychology is a fucking minefield

[@noellesato311]

I'm not a PE teacher and the reason why we don't play dodgeball anymore is because it opens up the conversation on if people should be allowed to parry projectiles and that in turn creates hostile discourse on Elden Ring subreddits and I mean there's enough anger in the world.

[@Chasmic]

Don't let the Lion King argument distract you from the fact Justin marked The Iron Giant as "haven't seen and don't wanna see".

[@BananaMonkeyization]

That actually made me almost crash out. I gotta take a walk.

[@samthemessiah9330]

5 a day for a week is a great alcoholism kickstarter lmao

[@machiel5888]

Free Trial

[@bobsaget9170]

We're coffee guys of course we have no control over our bowel movements

[@Metallijosh100]

I'm actually so annoyed because I was gonna create this "no mayo no mayo - break the cycle of trauma" meme and post it on Twitter but COMPLETELY forgot to do it yesterday LMAOOOO fuck that's funny

[@Hostefar]

Ok buddy

[@TomatoIsACoolGuy]

i got a peloton ad on this video is my algorithm cooked

[@PvtPuplovski]

NL pulling up Wisconsin Life Expectancy stats is surreal

[@walcsalot]

54:20 i respect the chatter who tries to recommend him sengoku rance

[@alexlund2125]

why is he kinda good at making the coffee noise?

[@jnsnlam]

I’m ready for the NL coffee maker asmr cut

[@mathrocket95]

He was a coffee machine in his past life.

[@nothing-2-live-4]

Don’t even get me STARTED on Adams County, WI

[@burningflurber]

i had to check the stream date when they started talking about diet soda again

[@SkynetSpider]

The least believable part of Kats nightmare is musk saying sorry.

[@coldjam]

24:51 thom yorke at the end of karma police

[@extr3mev0id19]

The worst guy in my fraternity in college was still doing sack taps at 22 it’s like come on man

[@imnotcreative2999]

Thats what you get for joining a frat

[@Zelmazam1]

Kate's dream at the end is a South park episode waiting to happen

[@annoy4nce648]

the way Kate tells stories combined with the weirdness of her dream makes her sound like an actual insane person.

[@yungmythologist]

FOND DU LAC COUNTY, WISCONSIN REPRESENT WOOOOOOO YEEAAHH

[@joekat6451]

Nah, man. That's a New Jersey Drone hoofprint

[@bofafett7375]

5 beers is the warm up.

[@Unouna10]

Get this man his keys

[@bofafett7375]

@ buckle up bucko

[@bobsaget9170]

Gods strongest driver:

[@an1average2guy]

The indomitable human spirit calling you to your keys after 30 beers:

[@bofafett7375]

@@an1average2guy I have attained a spiritual connection to my keys through smelling them in the bar bathroom.

[@RadarFinsR]

Kate's Dream about Elon Musk violently destroying the Letourneau family toilet is really a apt metaphor for how America is going right now. Also probably somewhat caused by NL's norovirus situation, it must have been bad. How long will these poop shenanigans last? Also Fart Trumpet inflatable car.

[@kevinwang1645]

26:55 microwave when macrowave walks in

[@natkin6595]

NL was spittin about drip coffee it's literally easier and less time consuming to make espresso

[@Loeffellux]

the intended purpose of a drip coffee maker is to make multiple cups of coffee. At that volume it's definitely less time consuming. If it's just for you (and you don't need 5 cups) then, yeah, making an espresso is gonna be faster

[@natkin6595]

@ true true

[@perotekku]

I went from pourover to espresso two years ago, haven't looked back. And no "sunk cost" factor, the espresso machine was free.

[@Oliver-tj6mg]

As a wisconsinite these cuts hurt

[@rogueishcharm]

I liked when he kept saying counties and then numbers

[@theninjaofmusic]

I partially tore my retina playing dodgeball my senior year of high school. How they check if it's healed is the most uncomfortable thing i've ever experienced. I'm cracked at dodgeball, but my own teammate was the one who threw the ball at me that did it.

[@serial_commenter9454]

05:12 NL discovers “health discrepancies by demographic”

[@dwroberts]

Good coffee type shit

[@Maverick_Merc]

48:02 "German Exports" 1:24:27 "What day is it" 1:54:30 "Except for --" 2:11:20 "Bats" (2:10:55) 2:12:03 "Raccoon"

[@Sheamu5]

What're they doing in Milwaukee? Making beer and drinking it

[@fentonizer86]

I'm sure NL recently argued the exact opposite point of buying enough of an item to have some for later.

[@dooppooter]

I could've sworn we've heard the takeout crash out before

[@pezamurai]

Hearing NL talk about male bonding and/or his youth makes me so happy to not be North American. Also, girls gym class? Que.

[@myramos]

it seems like every single thing in a dream signifies wealth

[@zacharywyland5823]

EXCEEDINGLY RARE MONTANA MENTION RAHHHH

[@samthemessiah9330]

Door County mentioned

[@elb0w]

KRAFT MAYO cmonnn. that's not realistic. no one does that. We're adults now, I think. hellmans. kewpie.

[@ajz2k]

Mans crashing out over meal planning

[@Zebresh1]

This episode was crazy, nl was crashing out on every single topic

[@rodolfogonzalez8362]

1:33:54 you won’t ever dissuade someone by complaining about being a successful online person it’s just won’t work like that when you can play videos games for money.

[@mnfrmhckr]

Dare him to pull up my county bro. Florida is a wild place

[@dontgetgrabbed]

What NL was looking for was the map of drunkest counties in the US (it’s all Wisconsin)

[@redaffix7320]

Regarding the 90's maxing coffe, I got a Keurig and the reusable Kcups, with some cheap-ass maxwell house tub at home. When I'm out I get what's closest: Tim Hortons, Mc Donald's, Wendy's, or even a shitty coffee from a Circle K or Petro Canada. If it's $2 Canadian or less, doesn't taste like poison, and it's within walking distance from wherever I am, that's good enough.

[@perotekku]

Co-op Gas Station (Western Canada) is $1 any size coffee refill if you bring a reusable cup, and it's good coffee

[@BigEasyH]

Hey Librarian/chat, is Alpacapatrol no longer playing with the guys? ive gotten back into the NLverse after a few years and hope it isnt the same as Nick

[@dawsonescott8428]

Not in a falling out way but yeah he’s not really playing anymore

[@MarcusFigueras]

He's just brewing in the 90s

[@derf2205]

53:24 hes finally learning

[@hushpuppi3]

HUSHPUPPYS MENTIONED

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@rie412]

librarian do u have a link to when NL talks about how food scientists should create a completely new flavour or something like that?

[@deeannchesebro]

It was me..... he was wrong...... its FIVE times a day!!!!!!! GOONICIDE

[@jocieis]

southerntiger

[@itsnoteasybutton]

14:08 louder for the ones in the back

[@vanek9841]

oh man not the vietnam mayo trauma

[@daybreakhascome]

im losing it at the 'is lion king overrated' section

[@Rock12402]

That whole section and the way the movies were being put on the list was driving me crazy! lol

[@Rylee_G]

i take the guaranteed 77 every time

[@riikki___]

'did you know norman rockwell is still alive' why would he say that this guy is fucked

[@chase7914]

5 a day is Joshua Block lifestyle (permanent liver damage)

[@jimmyfable00]

Yeah, I was a fan of NL until he adopted the very controversial "90s maxing" lifestyle.

[@deeannchesebro]

too edgy

[@pruitcake]

pogged up for clank ngl

[@MeltPiink]

Crazy how nl is older than everyone

[@baka-oni8358]

5 a day is not that much. im finnish btw

[@skeltaldelegate5408]

47:37 Poland on September 1st, 1939

[@softpinkblush]

does apollo ever leave his house

[@wickedsamurai3323]

13:02 he’s israelposting lmfaooo

[@winsuper1]

35:31 CREWE MENTIONED

[@Dr.Deagle.]

Pretty sure those are rabbit tracks

[@Levile234]

1:07:00 what game is he playing? edit: also who is man at 1:18:00 and where can i get that flag in his back ground? sorry im new here

[@PhilipJFry-h8v]

the game was tyrants realm. the other guy is hcjustin.

[@Levile234]

@ Ty

[@porbus2532]

36:05 hurt me man that hburts man

[@Theiupsilon]

Wait, is NL a COFFEE COW?

[@Oaksparrow]

what's the souls like game that he's been playing? he said what it was in another video but I cant be assed to go back and try and find that moment

[@karoljabonski6772]

Tyrant's Realm or something

[@Anthnax]

50:14 is he confusing NYC with Chicago or is there some beef that this illinoisan doesn't know about

[@holychiodos]

Is there anywhere I can find that thumbnail of just the mayo image? That is a good one for my meme folder.

[@WooTainG]

Man, that movie tier list was complete ass.

[@sis.srs.monk.e]

😶‍🌫

[@ronik809]

yeah but like ender lillies is rad

[@dorferino]

Isn't this the guy saying some people only eat matter.

[@ORaylon]

33:35 Pet Cemetary 💀

[@stttttop]

Top comment is such a coffee guy

[@FreckoJoel]

[@LiteDisc]

Were coffee guys, of course we watch librarian while shitting our brains out

[@JessTheKappa]

Slop Time!!!!

[@jadessb]

we're type guys like me, of course we shit

[@KL-kx1pl]

Why are there never any marvel rivals streams?

[@Hostefar]

He hated it

[@Archimedes.5000]

Lmao

[@ifihadalifeiduseitwisely7589]

I think itd be better we appreciated the beauty in our lives rather than making pithy comments

[@matyasborecky5835]

He has to at least go use a french press this is abominable behavior

[@lanster77schannel]

why is he dressed like ryan seacrest

[@Valley_Foods]

that is just how Ryans dress

[@VriskaAppreci8r]

we're youtube commenters, of course we're subhuman

[@itzzaamia]

Who else still leaving youtube comments in 2025?

[@Smellyalater]

Yo

[@Gilzing]

Them roasting the guy who rasied his own meat, calling him sick then turning around and saying that animals need to be treated better...shit is pissing me off, dude.

[@langosc]

They are close to going vegan but at the same time so far away from going vegan

[@sis.srs.monk.e]

Are you hearing yourself? Does that sound like a contradiction to you?

[@Gilzing]

@@sis.srs.monk.e brother, if you think animals that are raised on homestead farms are treated the same as in factories, you are the contradiction.

[@sis.srs.monk.e]

@@Gilzing We didn't get to that sis, & dont call me brother sis is in my name i think thats ruder than asking if you're hearing yourself. No I don't think that, nobody thinks that. They talk abt it a lil later in greater nuance, describes my normal-@ss view on it pretty well

[@goomba-j3f]

IM LATE ASF

[@dialectiks]

the millenial bonding session is so true

[@JeppersGaming]

drinking coffee when you wake up isnt 90s maxxing its just normal human behavior