The Rizzler's Flow is INSANE

[@ScarletKomi]

0:15 oh, NL stops thinking cocaine is cool the moment women do it? interesting

[@vitzel33]

He just wants to fit in

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

never beating the allegations

[@Smoneey]

I wonder if they had it layered over rice and a little bit of wasabi

[@eeaahh]

3% female viewership btw

[@axis_tilted]

taking the piss, but the beads n bracelet kit + huddled over mom's storage box ruined my perception of illicit drug use forever

[@FromanAntlugia22]

The part that gets me about the ladies doing coke segment is just how real that descriptor was. "I didnt realize you could just, like, put on Smiling Friends, do a line, and make out"

[@TheShattubatu]

I was really worried that I'd be tempted to try cocaine/ket from watching that clip, but then I realised I just wanted to kiss some girls at a house party

[@FKATorp]

Once you realize how many coke users just sit in a room doing coke it really seems less cool

[@Rags_222]

@@FKATorp same with whip-its except they never seemed cool

[@1lukarioz]

I dont see the issue. We do the same but with coffee every day.

[@TheShizzlemop]

@@1lukarioz the difference is that snorting cocaine literally disintegrates your nasal cavity and causes irreparable physical damage to your body, while caffeine can only really cause harm if you have a pre-existing condition (like most things) or take an ungodly amount of it. the over usage of caffeine is obviously not great and outweighs any of the benefits you get from it, but to compare it to a cocaine addict is incredibly dishonest

[@khonnuh]

Joker 2 would have been a better movie if it was just Dan Hentschel screaming in his car

[@HerOwnKnife]

Read this as "Jorker 2" im cooked man

[@Pennycilin3]

It really speaks about society when joker was green and purple

[@khonnuh]

@@HerOwnKnife I heard he jorks it silly style in that one

[@Smalicious]

WHAT IF THE JOKER WAS A MUSICAL

[@ConnieFWill]

straight up jokin it

[@basiccampfire782]

we're saturday guys, of course we still wake up at our weekday work time

[@vinceb8123]

We're europeans, what the hell are you talking about?

[@sefflikejeff1917]

Caught

[@juumm]

​you will not survive the coming winter

[@Scotterbotter331]

+2 I'm unemployed

[@qnybucks]

You gotta help me man. I can't keep waking up at 6

[@dizzygangstermachine]

remember watching this nl stream, frotting lines with my wife back in 1987. she loved ufo 50. she’s since passed, i miss her every day. thank you librarian, this upload helps bring me closer to her memory after all these years.

[@VoltaVoid]

Luke 50 yen Luke 50 yen commenting on this comment

[@streifenziesel4151]

This gives off such a melancholy feel the perfect stream for a broken heart. So long my love

[@oo3006]

this comment will go crazy in like 8 years time see you then brother

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Dude who punched his wall wasn't fucking around. Thats not your weakass NA plaster wall, thats honest working class bri'ish brick wall

[@1lukarioz]

I was fully expecting a hole in the drywall but then i was like "wait, real houses do exist!"

[@Rezuaq]

Yerp, that's a wall that'll stop a runaway lorry before it'll budge even a barleycorn

[@B2Roland]

I really hope he was like 15. That was so bad

[@atipls]

luke 50 yen luke 50 yen not editing this video

[@an0bserver2000]

I miss him already 😔

[@PepeLeehay]

"panther wearing black" line is kinda crazy and out of nowhere but he pulls it off. incredible

[@yorozuya_gchan]

I swear, having vastly increased my dosage of NL content has given me a permanent buff to my wit and banter like my ASD just locked in. Got a gig today, gonna ask my guitarist "did you see the Rizzler dropped a verse in the Costco Guys cypher" unprompted in the car just because I can.

[@PedroKing19]

Have a great gig today, brother 👊🏽 Don't forget to channel the Rizzler (Your dad trying to bond with you:)

[@yorozuya_gchan]

@@PedroKing19 Thank you! It's the anniversary of our very first one, back when the band was just me and the two guitarists. "Happy No Lucky" is the name if you wanna check us out!

[@ysmg1061]

man tho wish i had homies i could banter with like NL

[@yorozuya_gchan]

@ysmg1061 Sometimes it can even be coworkers (commonly in my case), but just know that there's nothing stopping you from just yapping away with the people you love. You totally deserve to have that kinda fun!

[@lambsauce5312]

​@@yorozuya_gchan2 guitarists and 1 other fella is weird, like? Did u do bass and vocals? What about percussion?

[@davidlazerz8564]

Rock only wants to do Hot Ones if they do something special for him so he can be like "I was the only one who had X on Hot Ones! Thats how important I am!", guaranteed they offered him the vegan wings they have used and he said no because it wasnt "special" enough

[@ciscoortega9789]

Yeah, NL said the cauliflower wings because I think he was thinking of what their _usual_ vegan option is

[@DuressPls]

leading with the line frotting is absolutely insane

[@yung-cripple]

librarian has been vigorously posting on trans girl twitter, it is only a matter of time until her first estrogen injection

[@hippie_4762]

I'll never get tired of seeing Bautista in a movie where he wears tiny glasses.

[@Uhshawdude]

Instant kino

[@trayne5151]

Batista and Cena are dope, and they both live really close to me. Batista personally pays so that our local Tampa SPCA can afford to be a no kill shelter. Cena visited my fire station and has his name on a pizza at a shop in Land O' Lakes. The pizza is literally just 2 meat lovers stacked.

[@all_g_oo_d_things]

Cena drives a type-r civic like a Chad

[@trayne5151]

@@all_g_oo_d_things he does have that, but I see him more often in his Jeep Wrangler or dark blue Rolls Royce when he’s by himself.

[@runawayh0rses]

real pizza head type order

[@the_schmoopsie]

I didn't know a pizza order could sound gay but 2 meat lovers stacked is the gayest sounding pizza lmao (not derogatory I swear)

[@WishIWasClever]

Good luck with the hurricane brother

[@romanseipert6757]

To the chatter who said "Hawk 2" during the "90s eugenics" bit, huge +2

[@Dire_Domino]

-2

[@karlneff]

​@@Dire_Domino+1

[@Schmerb]

Thanks, that was me :) but I just noticed somebody else said it in a sentence even a little earlier, so I can't take full credit

[@henrylake9294]

Hawk 2ah

[@Khatzley]

the line frotters got librarian too,,,

[@vitzel33]

It’s so lame man

[@Smoneey]

That’s probably the worst way to phrase it too

[@BudewFan_]

I stan their right to rub dicks high on coke, but keep it away from my librarian

[@costa8509]

@@Smoneey its literally how the tweet was captioned were calling it by its government name

[@KevinAugustt]

Doesn't change what they said in any form. ​@@costa8509

[@18skeltor]

I actually can't laugh at the CoD kid, there's no way things were okay at home

[@itsokthen]

Yeah it was kinda sad. Also hi first 😂

[@18skeltor]

@@itsokthen yo LOL I quit TagPro 😥btw the vlog with Alphachurro was great content

[@itsokthen]

@18skeltor I didn't get this notification but I also quit lmao. Thanks lol I was thinking about doing more but I gotta focus on myself for a bit

[@18skeltor]

@@itsokthen I understand... why did you private your vids, though? All that content, poof...

[@ianb.2575]

Looks like a young Roger Waters

[@AirborneSpitfire]

I'm so twisted the spot reserved for pregnant people is just like a regular seat to me.

[@KevinPhilipsBong1]

I hope you're having a girl cos that'd really help the analytics

[@kyumu]

John Cena was in the Fred movie only because he heard that Lucas started making dinky videos just for fun and ended up making it big- Cena thought that was the pinnacle of the American dream and said I'm in

[@iron_Will]

"I would go for the raw chicken," he said, the specter of simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter looming ominously over him.

[@dingdongspaghetti]

fun fact: doing cocaine is 10% about getting high and 90% about telling people you just did cocaine

[@hanatwothreee]

well yeah it only lasts like fifteen minutes

[@jbreitz87]

@@hanatwothreee Those are rookie numbers. You need to be doing it with your dealer and let it roll the whole night then wake up at 2pm 2 days later and realize when you black out you were still capable of sending text messages while unconscious. And you're also completely broke as you emptied your bank account to keep the party going.

[@4020Error]

What the fuck is happening at Costco, that it attracts so many characters? It's a chain of grocery stores! 😂

[@WadWizard]

More like a department store really but same difference its just a store Its not *just* a store, its a *lifestyle* 🧐

[@vitzel33]

GPT ass comment

[@caracatoacacepe]

You need to be a club member to shop there, unlike Walmart where any animal can just waltz in and buy a 1000 gallon yard pool and 45lbs of flank steak

[@vitzel33]

@@4020Error this comment was written by chat GPT

[@4020Error]

@@vitzel33 No it wasn't?

[@PvtPuplovski]

The Korean Incel post is so funny because hes in slides and weird pattern pajama pants, he looks like he's the target demo for that seat lol

[@OctacoreIsAFK]

Northernlion actually bringing up the line frotters was a nightmare for me... never knew it would be REAL...

[@bootstrap925]

the tweet felt like it was a hallucination. like theres no way it and the reactions it got were real. but they somehow were.

[@OctacoreIsAFK]

@@emileroberge9459 it's in the video in like the first 2 seconds

[@oddy8849]

We trans puppy girls do not claim them

[@aR0ttenBANANA]

@@emileroberge9459nah it’s still there and still cringe. Unsurprisingly it was all bait for a shitty spicy page

[@0xCAFEF00D]

​@@emileroberge9459 I just searched the tweet text and received what appeared to be the genuine article.

[@Dodonko]

that one chatter that says "Cuisinart Haderach" at the costco oracle oml I can't

[@Will0w394]

17:41 This sentence would send a Victorian child into convulsions

[@zedtheexplorer5206]

I didn’t realize it until now but we literally talk like future people from a cheesy 90s flick like demolition man

[@thenumberseven959]

The worst part is, I saw nothing wrong with this sentence until you pointed it out.

[@maruwapofilms815]

Rizzler Rap and Donkey Kong Rap having the same flow feels like the ABCs and Baba Black Sheep having the same tune

[@ictogon]

And twinkle twinkle little star 🤯

[@inktoxicant]

Great, now I'm randomly gonna hear the DK rap but instead it's gonna go like COST-CO COSTCO GUYS

[@Theiupsilon]

COME ON AJ, TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE

[@fimmywa]

HE HAS NO BAN, HE HAS NO HAIR HIS CRYSTAL BALL GIVES HIM PEEKS THE CUISINE ART AIR FRYER WILL BE ON SALE IN TWO WEEKS COST-CO COST-CO ORACLE

[@nikkovalidor4890]

sooo truee, the middle class white suburban experience is sorely lacking in rap culture thankfully my homegirl mori calliope is bringing in the representation

[@bootstrap925]

rap is like a mountain

[@NoName-ns6xr]

Go back to brad taste in music and stay with your fellow ilk lil bro

[@OctacoreIsAFK]

​@@NoName-ns6xr this isn't even a brad taste community take everyone hates mori

[@Meowth666]

I GO SNEAKY NEAKY NEAKY NEAKY

[@NoName-ns6xr]

@OctacoreIsAFK That is not even remotely true and you can also go back to circlejerking on AOTY

[@KobunLaunch]

6:25 Alright silvagunner team get on it

[@buddyisbored2355]

The Cosco Oracle is right, those rotisserie chicken bags fucking suck. There's a zipper and that shits broke 9 times out of 10

[@williambbq]

Can't wait for a PR firm to tell DTRJ it's time to do Hot-Ones on a films pressrun, and he just starts talking about how much he loves wings.

[@jtbolscher]

13:16 that must have been such a moment for you librarian

[@Paul_Revered]

NL talks about the line frotters for 30 seconds and half the comments are about them

[@grilha]

bonks adventure for the turbografx-16 is mentioned in this video, real bonk heads rise up

[@BiffGheek]

Can't believe you left out the part where NL reveals he was a C Viper main in Street Fighter IV and started talking about FADCs and shit. That rocked my world when it happened.

[@daverobinson8117]

Elon musk is the kid that throws gun in rock paper scissors

[@midworldlanes7158]

It is beyond surreal to see Jono in an NLSS compilation. He's the English lad punching a wall, milk on his lips (who gives a shit if he makes a mess). He's been someone we've had in our internet group for about 16 years. That video came out in 2008 while my cat was missing, and the only thing that made me happy in that time was watching the viewcount go up and up and up towards eventually 2M, before someone convinced him to give his password out and the account got deleted. He had always been trying to get famous online, with viewcounts usually in the dozens before that. He's been trying to recapture the magic literally ever since that video, to no avail. In the last 16 years, knowing Jono has been a fucking trip. I can only imagine their reaction to his Smoking In The Shed series, wherein one video he's wasted and accidentally pulled his pants down with the camera cutting right before you see his genitals, with the next shot being his face angrily fixing the camera. He's had an Only Fans arc, a cosplaying arc, a getting kicked out of his apartment for assaulting a service worker arc, a Mormon arc (recent), and many more. The content he has provided for us throughout all this has been beyond words. Suffice to say, his life has been a downward spiral for nearly two decades that has, shamed as I am to admit it, been no small joy to be so intimately a part of. His current account (may still be banned for his anti-trans rants, not sure) is TheJono1170.

[@jenniesis]

Where is everyone

[@PiratesRock]

We’re Librarian guys! Of course we’re slightly late to comment on every Librarian video!

[@kildeer]

they're right behind me aren't they *GULP*

[@ianmacdonald8585]

Just a sec I'm doing a line before watching my daily Librarian video.

[@Nexrasa]

Who is this guy talking to?

[@kazpandu]

Hi

[@steveg5986]

This is early to a guy like me

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Alot of people view NL as a peer into the real world. I see him as a guy who's somehow 20 times more constantly online then me and I need to rank up my MMR.

[@andrewm6470]

The milk kid is a true classic, it awoke something in me like the Manchurian Candidate

[@pbjwizard]

white onion on a cheese sandwich is crazy to me but green onion makes sense to me because double gloucester is a lovely soft sharp cheddar type cheese just absolutely infused with green onion and it's one of my favorite cheeses

[@icaruswideman3355]

won't even lie the rizzler's song goes unbelieva-hard

[@Brandon-bc1fz]

Sigh

[@wyldenites]

Librarian, get on the edit of WE BRING THE BOOM x DK Rap

[@JuscelinoVibecheck]

We're beef guys, of course we fall to Parkour Prison

[@vepaS]

Rizzler might be the new goat of the underground rap community‼

[@juumm]

We're library guys, shhhhhhhhhh!

[@DudokX]

Elon is just doing his Radovid Larp while Jimmy Carter is doing his Emperor of Mankind larp.

[@RetsamX]

I won't tolerate Pacific Rim disrespect!

[@seacarter7448]

"i really tried to be nice to be planet England" - NL Lord Inquisitor in the year 40,000 seconds before Exterminatus

[@no-hc2ko]

15:13 shoutout chatter who said cuisinart haderach

[@polishpipebomb]

Holy shit, that Average Homeboy video is the most powerful "Yikes" Aura I've ever seen

[@alexh.9630]

the bene gesserit genemaxxing to create the kwisatz haderach

[@RedSntDK]

I'm gonna use that for all my ban appeals "ever since the three month ban I've been so more in touch with myself. I am now clairvoyant.."

[@gazzzzaaa]

wall punch dude looks like Roger Waters

[@catie33336]

we need the costco guys x drain gang album of the century right NOW!!! i would die happy to hear ecco2k and the rizzler on a beat together

[@seriousbacon3676]

that picture of Jimmy Carter had me cry laughing, funniest shit i've seen in a month probably

[@krak73]

7:13 chatter says "no, but in the youtube video the clip will play and I will watch it" +2

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

The Rizzler comparing himself to Black Panther is perfect man

[@bernadettebread]

elon musk deserves to be accosted pizzeria style by the costco guys

[@thomasprovitt1806]

Jonah Hill: Please don't call me fat. My GF every time we talk about restaurants in other cities: Oh this place was sooooo good! It has a picture of Jonah Hill eating there on the wall!

[@grantwallace8371]

What’s happening who is this man why did I find this so early

[@idfrigginkman]

nl is great, this channel is the goated clips and banter guy for his content

[@samthecowboy]

insane to see my favorite bald canadian man talk about two trans women doing a line of coke

[@real.bingus]

We uhh. Umm. Uhh. Hmm.

[@nullptr5740]

librarian please explain your tgirl twitter arc

[@bootstrap925]

hes trying to understand their culture so he can subliminally make them watch NL and make his statistics better

[@lain2236ad]

desperate to increase his women viewership, he really is doomed...

[@ChicaneryBear]

Give her a few months

[@EllaKarhu]

​@@ChicaneryBear+2

[@jkotis564]

Librarian, can you please confirm all these single uploaded videos appear in the "daily recap" videos?

[@plastercryptid]

anyone know what the game at 00:33 is?

[@hagelgevaret5174]

Valbrace from Ufo 50

[@systematicbarometer4853]

i searched line frotter and this video was the first one to pop up

[@Spood6]

What game is he playing at 1:30 when he's talking about the rock?

[@Spood6]

Found it. It's UFO 50

[@diggbeedowrong]

@@Spood6 shoulda known, thanks for following up 🙏

[@radarhead82]

We're average homeboys, of course we're middle class and white!

[@Arterosis]

hey @The Library of Letourneau I was just wonder what game NL was play when he was talking about the Korean incels.

[@ram4275]

5:10 kids bop italian run DMC

[@jays.6843]

The Rizzler low key ain't bad for a little kid.

[@RipePlantains]

The Rizzler's rap is extremely Beastie Boys coded

[@Jay-st8jf]

Never thought I'd see the oomfs i've kissed in a Librarian upload but here we are

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

12:23 this is the whole message of jonkler2 im not even kidding

[@jasonrodrigue6138]

What is the name of the first game he's playing?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

valbrace, its one of the UFO 50 games

[@DizzyEyes94]

All i want is to watch to damn line frotting video but not only is the search term unhelpful but the tweet has apparently been deleted? This tragedy is unspeakable.

[@tomaszaleksander9027]

what game is this at 11:04?

[@fimmywa]

Is it really nose frotting if you're not pressing your open nose hole against the other persons and rubbing a little? I dunno man

[@coralanturn]

I didnt realize the puppygirl ketamine frottage left containment like that. Ppl have been so mean to them ;w;

[@gigaterry3630]

What game is NL playing at 17:00?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

clank

[@gigaterry3630]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Thanks, love u 😘

[@SahiPie]

What game is he playing during the rock segment

[@slick3996]

''celebrities you can't hate'' first option in chat was Chapell Roan lol

[@sideways5153]

17:41 “silicone valley nut jobs” really gets me for some reason lol

[@ComradeJae]

I am also constantly checking Tim Heideckers twitter for Jimmy Carter updates lol I thought for sure it was joever when he entered hospice

[@gustave7619]

NL who brought is own frozen samosas to a thanksgiving diner disagrees with the rock wanting to eat salmon instead of fried wings. Well.

[@ZZalles1]

who up stakin they bonk

[@fesaaj1479]

Ain't no way the Rizzler's flow is that good Edit: holy shit

[@kornelparoczai1763]

FLANAGAN MENTIONED RRAAH

[@Shockking21]

why do I gotta wait so long to get chuckpilled

[@samthecowboy]

omg i just realized the slackers karaoke is from him playing ac6 621 would love slackers

[@Caraphernelia111]

does anyone know the game he’s playing during ‘The Rock’ segment?

[@yuukichan5685]

ufo 50, don't remember which game in it though

[@Hollowtriangles]

For those wondering. The modern warfare 2 kid started a channel a while after this called SmokingInTheFags where he just smokes in his shed and garage and talks about nothing for 10 minutes everytime. Though I think he stopped this a couple of years ago

[@nomorenames7323]

That British guy was drinking the clockwork orange milk

[@arkelon]

wait is the costco oracle the chicken guy?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

yerp

[@p3rcey]

Average Homeboy walked so that Charli XCX - Guess could run

[@fain5722]

8:01 what game is he playing here?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

wizard of legend 2

[@SrKing-dm4ku]

What’s the game with the cards and the great co-op yapping? I see it a lot on here

[@LoudWife]

Clank! It’s a digital version of a board game.

[@mogullll]

NL glazing rizzler with a gyatt behind him?!

[@reindogfan]

what game is he playing at 11:24 ?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

wizard of legend 2