Breakups

[@iangpark]

"He refused to wear a shirt unless it had a picture of a dragon on it" "Hell yes"

[@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484]

His sincere hatred for a kind hearted autistic guy who gave him free beer weed and entertainment because he was So rich he could afford all of the next gen consoles is pure socialism

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

*respect*

[@datrakapo4807]

@@fabreezethefaintinggoat5484 kind hearted? did u listen to the rest of the bit lol

[@thehammurabichode7994]

@@datrakapo4807 Yup I somehow disagree with every single sentiment of what he said

[@TheYagimi]

lacoste

[@DoctorCyan]

The dragon kid makes up at least 30% of the Cumtown viewerbase

[@jessebarajas7972]

the ones who comment on youtube

[@gottagoquickscope7017]

@@jessebarajas7972 you literally just commented

[@jessebarajas7972]

@@gottagoquickscope7017 And what is your point? Do you think I'm not gay enough to wear a dragon shirt?

[@gottagoquickscope7017]

@@jessebarajas7972 sorry sir

[@scott4398]

@@jessebarajas7972 respect

[@Omniprong]

I'm so glad I've never had a conversation with a woman before, my friends on Cum Town make it sound like a challenging experience haha

[@dolphin069]

Busted by the Fun Police.

[@landonpowell6296]

@@dolphin069 Busted on by the fun police

[@willknowsright9615]

@@landonpowell6296 I busted on the fun police

[@muhklungky6855]

This made me hate the internet. Such a fucking overused and unoriginal comment. Get your own thoughts.

[@DaDaDo661]

@@willknowsright9615 hell yeah dude

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Adams wedding ... He is wearing a beautiful white dress and the other guy a suit. Just before the kiss Adam grabs his tummy and say: "Oh no, ... not now!"

[@FrutoJuega]

Nick asks: "Did you just shit yourself, again? In your gay wedding?"

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

​@@FrutoJuega And Adam lying: "That was my plan for months. It was a funny bit. Shitting myself at my wedding. Everyone laughing at me and uploading the video. It was great. Now Im famous unlike you 2 losers."

[@sweet5304]

White? More like cow patterned

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

@@sweet5304 Adam's beautiful Fresian wedding dress

[@kimbonice]

Then we see a beautiful brown stain blossom on the back of his dress as he runs away in gay shame

[@BossIsLucky]

I’m going through a breakup currently and hoped to find some relatable solace. This did not help at all. I love cum town

[@meantime69]

Don't give up, stalking is just a word people throw around for people with perseverance..

[@Avengerie]

I like how in every story where Nick says "this guy sucked"/"he is a piece of shit", he is the true villain. Going through someone's photos and private messages, shitting on the floor in someone else's flat, setting someone up to get robbed and assaulted with a 2x4 etc. Literally a bully who became a millionaire and now trashes people he used to make fun of.

[@hannibalburgers477]

Remember the time that another comedian acted like he was a healthy human being, (you know basic chit chat) and Nick had a 15 minute rant about how weird it was? A guy named Kilstein i think

[@rodrigolaleyenda4163]

He is kinda funny tho

[@thesummerwiind]

Too long and gay, didn't read.

[@Avengerie]

@@thesummerwiind one of the comments...

[@Southlakesown]

Lmao this is so true. And this is from Nick's pov so you know he was even scummier. How about the friend who he helped "move house", when really they just trashed the place.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

They completely glossed over Adam singing "Hey little girl is your Daddy home" like that isn't an amazing reference to pull with so little time.

[@shloobypop2654]

One of the best kept secrets of cumtown is how funny Adam actually is.

[@Lukas-qf2uh]

Adam is quick witted. He has great reactions, he just doesn't have the personality to be the main driver of a bit. Adam is the seasoning. I'm gay.

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@Lukas-qf2uh Not you, us.

[@ghiidra__]

If my gay memory serves me right they have done that one before and he was calling back. Adam is funny though

[@Profile.4]

What's the reference

[@cleanremarks]

Dragon Shirt Guy is just the dude who never stopped drawing yinyangs and the "S" thing on his notebook.

[@AZOMBIERYO]

The best part in GTAV is on the spanish radio theres a guy that talks like a super stereotypical mexican, and its an actual guy that does the same thing on real mexican tv and radio. It seems like a racist parody but its just a mexican guy doing what he normally does Guys name is Don Cheto

[@kingt0295]

What if don cheadle was mexican:

[@Profile.4]

Roger Cheeto, News 17.

[@CopeAscetic]

@@Profile.4 Worried parents, Bullied children, school support.

[@krouw_]

Don Cheto isn’t a real person he’s a character played by some guy

[@milkcam]

@@roachybill Mexican President don veto

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

That dragon shirt guy is proof that there is literally no excuse to not be able to get a girlfriend

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

He was rich though.

[@draphking]

Being a trust fund kid with rich parents is also a major part of that story

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

Putting yourself out there is half of it.

[@jacob-2271]

I'm too gay to get a girlfriend

[@zangl2955]

What if I don’t own any dragon shirts?

[@213Gremlin]

Never date a girl that doesn't get, or gets offended at, your humor.

[@CRoy-qu7ib]

maybe the songs were just annoying tho.

[@Powerhaus88]

@@mattlel3194 did she at least swallow?

[@BigShmeels]

That’s facts

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

I'm fucked

[@thickhazepromo]

My wife is 19 years older than me and we never fight, until I put these podcasts on 🤣 and she just loves stav's laugh

[@girlcrazyrockstar]

I remember kids like that. They would walk up to you really fast and freeze then wait a few seconds and poke you as they say "poke" "I'm poking you" or say something stupid like "MUST PET KITTY" and run around. I like pie. Stuff like that. You already know

[@jsmit9063]

I love the videos with gameplay like this, it's so much easier for me to pay attention to the audio

[@0The_Farlander0]

The thing I admire about these guys is their overt honesty in between the jokes. Like admitting to being human beings is still a rare thing with people, and they are so true to themselves regardless of the circumstances. Everyone says or thinks fucked up shit sometimes, but mostly we operate with this aura of deniability to our faults.

[@glumsulk]

Speak for yourself, and choose better friends.

[@dirtyduval1904]

Wtf you talking about?

[@willknowsright9615]

im gay

[@andrewrivera1054]

Gay

[@meantime69]

Gaeee

[@jameslatin2939]

"wait wait wait: is this East A-sian dragon or European dragon?" Way to help the bit along, Adam.

[@mrniceguy7168]

Adam "Greg "Opie" Hughes" Friedland

[@dorsia6938]

@@mrniceguy7168 hahahaha fuck so true

[@mikeb995]

"But that's a woman's job, right? To ruin the fun?" Patrice

[@poon_don]

I used to really annoy my Jewish ex like 8 years ago by singing "why you gotta be so jjjeeeeeewwww, technically you're human tooooooo" whenever that gay ass "why you gotta be so rude" song came on the radio. She especially didn't like the part where I sang "I'll never marry you anyway." Current broad is completely unbothered by any of that shit, kinda miss it :(

[@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473]

That’s just not even a funny one

[@poon_don]

@@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 I was fully aware that it stunk, but the fact that she let herself be so bothered by something so low effort and childish made it extra funny to me. Didn't help that it was constantly on every other radio station at the time. She couldn't go six hours without having to picture my dumb drunk head going "huhuh you are Jew lol"

[@nonamesinenomine]

That dragon guy would've loved my college. ..our mascot was a dragon

[@tib7777]

uab

[@bradleygalli7745]

Drexel?

[@194decibels]

He would not have been admitted because he's straight.

[@syndrome5372]

The flag of my country is just a picture of a dragon. Its a gay flag.

[@noidontlikeu]

@@syndrome5372 shouts out to Bhutan

[@smokestacksband]

Adam saying Meow chicki Meow Meow really upsets me

[@ashchaya7676]

I like to listen to this one again every now and then just to feel someone share my hatred of the "omg so randum ecksdeeee" bullshit people.

[@dirtyduval1904]

Hahaha so true XD

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Didn't they all die of aids around 2010? Also, c'mon. They're harmless, aren't they?

[@ashchaya7676]

@@thehammurabichode7994 Not when they're weaponized by AIDS.

[@colleenharding8665]

The dragon guy would be a fascinating study. Anyone remember how Stern had a “people zoo” with characters like Beetlejuice? I would absolutely like to know more about dragon guy and put him in the zoo.

[@MacTheCelt301]

Adam is a homosexual Also I’m gay

[@rasarmusic1]

Best scroll of my life.

[@post9025]

dont mind me, just hanging out with my best friends

[@helpIthinkmylegsaregone]

The Wanderer is kind of a raunchy song as it is

[@Huitzel]

Adam actually hitting the mark with the “East Asian dragon or European dragon? Both dragon traditions.”

[@Mechomittencaterpillar]

Little did they know is that man grew up one day to become Kevin O. Leary

[@IAmMyOwnApprentice]

Are you telling me Baron Trump isn't into Dragonball Z?

[@mrfcauthen]

“It’s a both-dragon tradition”

[@DoctaMeff]

Perfect timing

[@finished6267]

You should make a short pod - doc, track down the ASU dude to see what he's doing now call it... Chasing the lamest dragon.

[@StIdes-wb3ir]

i really like the super gay The Fragile-era NIN acoustic B-Side music that plays at the end of all these vids

[@gemcutter187]

I CAN NOT drive in any kind of civilized manner in GTA like this. I wish I could just cruise around. I always end up with a wanted level etc

[@hyperionman420]

I've accepted that the best I can do is only ignoring red lights at night and slowing down for people _if_ they aren't homeless

[@BIacklce]

to quote the greatest comedian of all time, Dane Cook, "I like to call it a Relationshit"

[@DaDaDo661]

Little known fact, he's gay

[@lil_mixdrink]

also gay

[@MJW238]

I wonder if they still have the Fagio in the new remastered GTA Trilogy.

[@Chippaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Pretty sure they do

[@saltysergeant4284]

Faggio*

[@littlebosaMusic]

I swear to God I had this conversation in 7th grade

[@lonewolfandcub668]

Nick is my spirit animal

[@pedjamigrant7189]

Meow. Perfection.

[@t0ny1189]

I like how the title is breakups and they're talking about Baron Trump as a DragonBall z fan

[@alexcoyg3281]

"Well..im the king of guy who f..."😂😂😂

[@thomasambers9977]

What song was he talking about

[@cadenharshfield9940]

What’s the name of the song

[@droideca88]

@@thomasambers9977 the wanderer

[@MsMicrosoftGuy]

Hey do you know the ep where Adam does sonic the hedge fund manager

[@LethallyReptarded]

I’m so happy my partner doesn’t give a shit about me saying shit like that. I get a little dig when I go to far sometimes but now a few years down the line she’s started to make jokes as well and she gets so embarrassed when she realises she’s gotten that humour just from proxy 😂

[@grimsolace4433]

We did a double date and our good friends for some reason got into it during the date. Essentially the guy was laughing too much at my jokes and not at hers, no one but her noticed. At one point he leaves to get drinks for the rest of us and she’s pointing this stuff out that we didn’t notice and she ends with “I gave him a blow job today, I just feel he should be nicer to me.” Lol women are crazy.

[@FuttBuckerson]

Sucking cock is their idea of working their way up in the world.

[@GorillaHashstash]

What was the guitar song at the end of this ?

[@StevenSeagull]

Links in the description

[@julianbrooks9985]

Bruh what is the ending song from?

[@KlaveirYT]

"I just couldn't be with someone who thought saying those thing ironically was funny" oh boy am I screwed it's that's the case.

[@joeyslap426]

Chick probably has been with like 58 dudes and had to settle for one that doesn't turn her on when she reached 30.

[@stevenpark5926]

Can someone name the music at the end of these clips? I'm sure it's been answered a million times before, cheers

[@StevenSeagull]

Links in the description

[@stevenpark5926]

@@StevenSeagull Thanks man!

[@MrRico2xy]

You should put "Vampire Survivor" gameplay footage in the background, I think it would fit perfectly

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Im pretty sure I wouldnt fight with a guy over an offensive joke? If I didnt respect them or like their sense of humor, I would rather just break up with them then fight about all the time.

[@VincenzoC749]

perfect timing on that end

[@XDMcGee]

Did Adam reference bow chicks bow wow?

[@cjshaw3875]

What vidya is that

[@StevenSeagull]

GTA5

[@willknowsright9615]

damn....adam got pretty

[@CCCSaxsonWarmonger]

0:28 that's your gf not your mom, break up with her if she acts that way.

[@Simon-cr5ff]

Hell yeah dude

[@jaketacito1798]

Can someone link these parody songs? I can’t find them!

[@cadenharshfield9940]

PLEASE I NEED IT

[@michaelalan6459]

I'm gay.

[@jamesoncatlett6784]

RIP to the faggio

[@Andrew-gu2yf]

Bow Chicks Meow Meow! Lol XD !!!

[@jacoenglander9608]

Where's the bust?

[@rodrigolaleyenda4163]

Hey I am weird and autistic

[@theindigoman4777]

what game are they playing?

[@theindigoman4777]

@@NobodyzJelly what is a Minecraft

[@Patrick.Weightman]

SNIFFFF

[@alexmaccity]

can you guys just do a video where you use up your 30 free swipes up on the first 30 people that show up on tinder, and see who gets the most, and then just talk about it?

[@Bitemis]

Segment idea: tinder update

[@zangl2955]

I’m pretty sure somebody asked nick to do that and he roasted them on the pod. It would simulate having friends though, which is nice.

[@alexmaccity]

I was trippin and vulnerable when I said that, and hindsight is 20/20 here folks. I wish I didn't say that....

[@Criminally_Autistic]

First and gay

[@anthonyc417]

Kevin dragon wait LordKebun...

[@tateleclair2686]

adam wa mushi

[@hakamiank]

mmmmmmm chicken

[@evanhart9735]

LOL how does Adam do it

[@depressedessendonfan5702]

Whats the song at the end of these

[@StevenSeagull]

Links in the description

[@-relentlessxchaos-]

I don't know why you'd lose you're skull over gay parody songs. It's hard enough as chick who finds that shit funny to get a man with that kind of sense of humor and not scare them away.

[@petemoss7704]

woah is that ypur gameplay ?

[@pffilms2522]

9:00

[@idontlikethis980]

Stav broke up with the podcast i guess the homosexuality couldn't last forever |(

[@JazzzMonsterr]

Chiiiiken

[@chilltown11]

Asian jew voice episode?????

[@KrustyBarnacle]

wtf is that gay outro music just cut the video

[@joeandassociatesinc2650]

You can separate millennials by GTA. There's the 80-84 that played GTA3. 85-89 played Vice City. 90-94 did GTA4. 95-99. Liberty City Stories. 00-04 GTA5

[@Briansdoingsomething]

Good comment, still gay

[@Aloysius2113]

san andreas? i'm 1992 and put the most hours into that, by far.

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

Lol what happened to GTA 1 and 2?

[@Aloysius2113]

@@alistairpage-mcgill2723 "omg lyke those 2D grandpa games? that's not *real* grand theft auto" the zoomer mentality

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

@@Aloysius2113 I'm an 83 baby and I played GTAs 1 and 4 so I guess that makes me a time traveler

[@RedPlaystationController]

women get mad over the lamest shit

[@thehammurabichode7994]

_Cards against humanity_ is fuckin' great. That shit's miles above the NIGHTMARE of being around *anyone like* the person Nick described.

[@TimoshiKami]

Dragon kid is the neck beard messiah

[@iRepUrMax]

Lemme get this straight. Nick stops working out when he’s single?? What in the actual fuck.

[@joshuawall2590]

He's gay in a relationship so he works out. He's straight when he's single so it checks out.

[@anrgyauburn6723]

Yeesh bro back off the crank a bit lol

[@kingt0295]

Nick doesn’t do it for pussy, which should be obvious since hes gay

[@saltysergeant4284]

Sure. It makes sense. She goes away, there's nothing to give a shit for.

[@Lofiguitarvibes]

What's the music at the end of these videos

[@StevenSeagull]

Links in the description