Banking

[@ghostoftheblueteletubby7790]

"You can just take pennies?" He said with a Jewish shimmer in his eye

[@Ducaso]

Stav’s “Relax Adam“ immediately afterward was the cherry on top.

[@FartinHolesInMyUndies]

Knowing nick still desperately wants for his life to end even though he makes 15k a month doing a podcast about gay penis is both amazingly depressing and strangely comforting

[@drewbocop]

15? I think you need to check again.

[@FartinHolesInMyUndies]

@@drewbocop assuming they split the money of course Edit:fuck me they’re at 74k it is more u right

[@drewbocop]

@@FartinHolesInMyUndies it's crazy dude. Love the avatar btw one of my favorite memes.

[@Harry-fy3te]

@@FartinHolesInMyUndies also sponsors

[@bruhdon4748]

@@FartinHolesInMyUndies and nick takes half and stav and Adam half the other half between them

[@What-go8ng]

lol "you need to buy something new" is the most american response to "i want to die like soon"

[@alexanderchippel]

It's all the 1% can do.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

-I can't believe I was so disoriented at the time that I didn't notice that. That moment is horrifying or, funny, or.. something. Gay? Is it gay?-

[@MM-op6ti]

It’s such a dumb woman comment

[@hurrayforvideogames]

The GTA driving background visuals is potentially the most significant cultural contribution of the 21st century so far. Dude it’s so good

[@michaelgraham9774]

I feel you. It's kinda sad that Los Santos is more mapped out in my head than my own home town.

[@itcanwait]

@@michaelgraham9774 omg, yes! I love just driving in the game and going nowhere lol, cheaper than driving in real life!

[@jonb7934]

@@itcanwait we need to find you more things to do

[@burpostockings]

I know, I'm sad that I only have a 360, but I love just cruising around in GTA. I've played the Xboxone version, and the first person cruising is just another level

[@ronaldmcdon]

Booze Cruise simulator

[@PM-oc7iu]

Here at Florida State University the shabbat center shares a building with the fsu credit union.

[@3570xela]

There was almost a woman talking in this one... she tried

[@ndnrb_]

Third time I listened to this and I just heard her voice

[@bloodwrage]

Adam did give it his all

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"A bank on a saturday is open for what, an hour and a half?" profoundly accurate

[@ristekostadinov2820]

I mean Cumtown are working 2hrs/week they have all of the time in the universe available

[@X8X8X6X4X]

Sabbath

[@luvmywohdes1464]

@@ristekostadinov2820 not the point lmao

[@kohekade2961]

If they put cumtown on GTA radio, my life will be complete!. They would have been killer on Vice City radio.

[@sjtv6565]

You can just download the hours long compilations, convert them to mp3 and upload them into GTA V as a custom station

[@drumboarder1]

Yup 3 New York comedians riffing on current evens would've fit great in 1980s Miami rather than GTA IV

[@thebeegfoot]

@@drumboarder1 Vice City Radio is a station…

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

​​@@drumboarder1Not every bit they do revolves around current events. A good half or so of them maybe a little more but there's more than enough content to put together 10 hours for a GTA radio station And if Rockstar hired them obviously they'd write around the time period. It's not like saying things are gay is a strictly modern thing

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

​@@sjtv6565you mean a cumstom radio station 😏

[@CarpatronSkittle]

Adam: "I was refused Ramen last night" *everyone keeps talking over him*

[@iwillheadlockyournan731]

you drive like an angel

[@breakafreak]

a fallen one

[@swagistan69420]

A gay and retarted one

[@iLikeMyOwnPosts]

Of course Cool Adam is the teller

[@TheEnderBand]

Well, I mean... come on... it’d be hard to illustrate him controlling it covertly

[@Stonewall2]

Jewish* Adam is the teller

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

@@Stonewall2 all adams are jewish

[@Gabagool93]

“Going for a drive honey. Need to let some steam off.”

[@dom-ru5cc]

Nick is always the one to derail someone’s story with jokes, and when Adam does it he loses his shit. Then he goes back to talking about how sad he is for the entire podcast (and don’t interrupt him or he will lose his shit and challenge your integrity as a friend)

[@drewbocop]

Yeah well daddy brings home the bacon

[@Seedr0]

when adam interrupts he's not being gay enough, just regular Jewish gayness

[@CallousCarter]

It's called hypomania.

[@dom-ru5cc]

@@IGotYourBackBROTHER Can’t remember the exact episode, but it was the one where Nick had been staying with Adam for a week and was clearly having one of his depressive episodes. I’ll try to find it

[@ADunnMusic]

weird crossover between teen suicide fans and cumtown fans. they're both gay i guess

[@berlinocelot]

"What's wrong with helping them? They're visitors." That was funnier than it for credit for. Which ironically is what they'll be offering our galactic overlords. With excellent rates

[@VileCarton]

Thank you for time stamping the clips inside your compilations, It makes the videos much more enjoyable if you have already recently heard a story or joke told in the compilation. Good stuff

[@StevenSeagull]

No problem. Thank you for watching :)

[@askl23]

Adam - gay sex teller Nick - guy trying to leverage payday loan into crypto Stav - paleo loan shark

[@doublewide8938]

The hard open was fire. Nick really speaking from the heart.

[@GayActorMichaelDouglas]

Nice

[@Stonewall2]

Hell yeah Gay Actor Michael Douglas

[@willshogren1987]

^^^

[@briankrebs7534]

Adam with the slept on church raffle line

[@iannordin5250]

Adam's good lines never get any play but when he fucks up he gets eviscerated. Thus is the reality of God's chosen.

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

Adam's Penny Tee Shirt joke was pretty funny lol

[@benkeates5396]

God's chosen people, but nice

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH]

I like how Adam’s retort is that the aliens wouldn’t be from mars

[@benstricker8555]

Not adhering to traffic laws? Instant dislike

[@ravenkliff]

there is something pretty funny about not driving at excessive speeds but just having a casual disregard for traffic laws

[@bugglemagnum6213]

@@ravenkliff thats why im constantly howling while i drive like a demon at 35 mph

[@williamgass9242]

Well the controls suck, so...

[@assrammington7961]

@@ravenkliffit’s more of a power move. You go at your own pace, you don’t rush for anyone, but also you don’t stop at any signs or lights and contribute to multiple accidents

[@smartsalmon1]

This Chinese man is driving to the best of his ability! Please don't be so quick to judge

[@alexanderchippel]

I made even half the money Nick does all of my problems would be gone.

[@kikook222]

Bro the day the bank says I cannot use my money is the day I close my account and find a new bank.

[@shalizzle793]

That’s all banks depending how much money you have

[@behindthebarwithjr157]

you cut it off RIGHT before mullen does his best jack nicholson impression ever

[@bigeasyjondo3774]

Idk why but I really dig the GTA driving background To bad there is a bug on the windshield

[@StevenSeagull]

I'm glad you like it :)))

[@bigeasyjondo3774]

@@StevenSeagull I appreciate your hard work! Keep it up! Totally wouldn't mind seeing more GTA backgrounds

[@StevenSeagull]

@@bigeasyjondo3774 I will keep that in mind

[@sjtv6565]

@@StevenSeagull I am homosexual

[@captainjetpack]

0:39 Adam: lt's OUR money.

[@joenichols3901]

I love that I knew the answer when he said "we all know who would make friends with them"

[@kingt0295]

Damn im starting to feel bad for Adam lmao

[@iannordin5250]

yeah that takedown over the t-shirt joke was fucking brutal

[@kingt0295]

@@iannordin5250 Nick was about to give into his heritage and give Adam a pair of Irish sunglasses

[@iunnox666]

Where are all these "poor adam" bitches coming from? His egg clutch?

[@bonivermectin4087]

Made me a lil sad for him, ngl

[@sjtv6565]

@@iunnox666 His brood hive finished hibernation

[@nirajrawat5860]

nice

[@adampanzica3820]

I wanna hear how Adam got refused ramen

[@Noah-pg3pt]

They said he couldn’t take some home in a to go box and he stormed out crying

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

"No, no swords. You do too much cocaine to have swords."

[@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550]

That's my kind of bank robbery.

[@Blazetoamaze]

I don’t like how mean they are to Adam

[@mrdrprof99]

You get out of here right now.

[@DQ2121]

lmao

[@drewbocop]

I do

[@Jack-cw8bw]

Yeah I bet his fifty thousand dollar a month paycheck is barely worth it at this point :(

[@sjtv6565]

This was before his mom died, it's fine

[@tyler9004]

Nick just wants to be loved 😢

[@kellyshea92]

I bought guns with my stim checks

[@charliefromstarkvillemissi1852]

“….if you could AHEM just cash the check please AHEM….”

[@hoodyhoo1004]

Ran a red at 2:38 pretty good driving otherwise

[@sjtv6565]

I think this is how people drove before cameras lol

[@99baking]

"no swords, you do cocaine" gay ass point amber, but also correct

[@enjoyer6201]

How did I know this would be a collection of Adam-heavy bits?

[@iannordin5250]

"you should get me the t-shirt for my birthd-" "Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. It's not even a good story but you have to like, keep making this T shirt joke over and over again.." "I only made it once" "No you made it 2-3 times 'oh you should get me the t shirt'..." "I appreciate that that was the least gay impression you gave me..." " 'this is me trying to save money, this is me thinkin i'm funny' - it's the different modes of Adam" God that was hard to listen to. I actually feel bad for Adam

[@mattponikvar4944]

Incredibly straight of you to write this whole conversation

[@jeremycorse8967]

The same disorders that keep me from leaving my house are what make me enjoy this

[@KR-ki9hw]

What is this cool video game. it looks like something my 67 year old mind and body might appreciate.

[@Derek_Keenan]

gtav

[@n1k0n_]

2:04 - She has a good point 🍚

[@SuperChunk19]

Ironically, cumtown could fit well into the GTAverse if they upped their self deprecation and bouts of contrarianisms

[@sjtv6565]

Would be good if they just simulated their fake arguments and did the most expressly caricature stereotypes of every type of person. African guy, jewish korean bill cosby, adams dad

[@SuperChunk19]

@@sjtv6565 fits well into the sophomoric racial humor those games like to parody

[@Stonewall2]

Hell yeah dude

[@the_ZAMURAI]

6:25 one of the best bits from the show. Probably because it’s not gay. Also, I’m gay.

[@assrammington7961]

Lmao. It’s so true

[@tardwrangler]

Nick is mad, he needs alcohol

[@nol7828]

He needs hand sanitizer lol

[@corwinchapman4565]

I like how Nick's idea to dress as a man asking for gay sex involved essentially cosplaying as Ian Fidance

[@abstractalien12345]

Nick being drunk at 11am on a weekday and thinking of other people’s racial stereotypes is hilarious

[@hoodyhoo1004]

Cool video to listen and watch

[@Threestars307]

I literally had a Puerto Rican girlfriend said the same shit in like yooooo nick knows the vibe

[@cody1964]

i kept getting distracted by the little downy kid driving around in gta

[@DLGreen]

The gay sex check got me. 🤣

[@nsmcgirt]

He ain’t lying about the Jewish museums

[@Kid_Ikaris]

Fun fact: it is their money. When you deposit money into a bank it becomes an asset on their balance sheet and your deposit becomes a liability.

[@psuengineer84]

It will always be Commerce Bank to me.

[@yourebackinthenews5425]

Up wind

[@buttlicker7670]

"they're calling him the world's best criminal"

[@MC-eg5fj]

You guys should eat Adam

[@nickmattio3397]

“Heyyy Yoooo My Guyz! I Wunna By Sum MykwowPraawwsezzuusszzsz$$$ wif dis giant novulty chek!”

[@Sleepysunsetz]

I felt that about the wheel..fuck

[@CashanovaXTREME]

I remember buying my iMac in 2013 for $1400, best purchase I ever made.

[@antagonizingusername]

This is Shawn Garcia on a separate account I forgot to mention that I’m gay if that matters

[@DonkeyPunch96]

you driving drunk in these clips?

[@timcosgrove707]

Yeah he’s just careening around Los Santos shitfaced.

[@jr5469]

Jewish bakery is great slang for the Mint.

[@Kid_Ikaris]

I'm wearing penny socks right now... Too much shame to wear the t-shirt.

[@ashchaya7676]

Is this Cruisin' USA?

[@beaubuffington]

Great stuff! One of the guys mentioned ramen......Korean ramen hack using Jin brand with chopped kimchi, onions, beaten egg, seaweed, meat, etc. Happy times!

[@ajaxsolly3548]

Thats not a hack, thats just preparing a meal

[@chain-wallet]

The Mint, also known as a jewish bakery

[@Jesus.X]

he said drunk at 11 am lol

[@Oceanmachine27]

Nick kinda had a drinking habit for a while there

[@JP-rp2lh]

How did KZbin know I was on my way to the bank?

[@EarthboundinAdrock]

Adam would know shit about banks

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

Why are they so mean to Adam lol I just started listening to this show.

[@ryanr5139]

because he’s jewish and he sucks

[@Derek_Keenan]

technically being upwind of the mint means they wouldn't be able to smell it, therefore nick is dumb

[@Tripplebeem]

I’m hay

[@StevenSeagull]

Look out for horses

[@roygbiv9769]

Is that girl even in the room with them? Hahaha they talk over her every time

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

The way it should be

[@Puggy42069]

“My moms, uh mom.”-Adam “Homo” Freidland.

[@d.jparer5184]

Why upload an amber clip?

[@bossabassa364]

Why was dude refused ramen last night???!!??

[@ryanr5139]

Have you seen the guy? He was clearly cut-off! The establishment would be liable if he were to trip and crush some poor person to death

[@cooladam2167]

Lice

[@Turtleproof]

Both Alien Versus Predator movies are entertaining, just don't expect other movies I enjoy like MOON, Solaris remake, Ex-Machina, blah blah blah. I can enjoy a snobby movie or some simple action.

[@Derek_Keenan]

just don't expect other movies you enjoy...to what? you didn't finish that thought and just named some movies

[@ET_AYY_LMAO]

Am I the only one getting sent off to some plain and pretty lame podcasts after every viewing of Cumtown? It doesn't matter what channel I watch it from, I get some stupid shit like Bill Burr or "your moms podcast", really plain and dull mainstream shit.

[@madpop17]

Dude what game is that. I wanna simulate getting stuck in traffic.

[@StevenSeagull]

Lol it’s just GTA5 but I turned the HUD off

[@madmehr]

Why you hating on the t shirt?

[@Paralytixc]

You want driving footage for a vid I can film something in Forza 4 for you

[@StevenSeagull]

Dude that would rock. What's a good way to get in contact with you?

[@Paralytixc]

@@StevenSeagull discord Qannon#3735

[@gribblegreeble]

@@StevenSeagull what game is this from?

[@StevenSeagull]

@@gribblegreeble this is GTA 5 but with no HUD

[@gribblegreeble]

@@StevenSeagull thx

[@kingbear7874]

I mean shit just get Chime.

[@trigger0403]

Adam should flog Nick ...off

[@drewbocop]

Why does this female girl keep speaking without being spoken to?

[@mackjamesnelson]

Versus a male girl?

[@gingrich1000]

@@mackjamesnelson Yeah, like Adam

[@drewbocop]

@@mackjamesnelson correct

[@LucidLegend1984]

Laterz Banks!

[@shakeandjake_1]

Blank Check slapped. It was also gay

[@billybased64]

Does Nick not know what a credit card is? Lmaooo who buys shit straight off their debit card.

[@richfamous2k23]

Dog day afternoon anyone

[@MrChristian331]

what game is this??

[@Derek_Keenan]

mario party 4

[@downtothesnails3320]

5:20

[@walrusthegrey6536]

2

[@Truffle_Pup]

I would hate to be friends with Adam, because then I'd have to meet Nick and Stav. Also I am gay.

[@tonysamosa1717]

This podcast would be so much better if it weren’t for that laugh

[@Derek_Keenan]

i'm so used to it that TAFS feels wrong without it

[@tonysamosa1717]

@@Derek_Keenan ok that was my sentiment 1 year ago. 1 year later I am a cumtown addict constantly singing “I’m gay and my dick is small” so now I miss the laugh

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@tonysamosa1717 i feel you my gay brother

[@xanperna]

am i the only one who thinks stav is incredibly unfunny most of the time

[@pentexsucks43]

2 years later and you are still right. TAFS is almost as funny without him. He was just a laugh track

[@benitofranklyn4237]

GTA5 & RDR2 are the least fun games ever

[@beardomcgee5005]

Ugh, as soon as I hear the hole start talking, I click next video..