Breanne Williamson Cleans My Messiest Story Yet | WHGS Ep. 226 | Full Episode

[@urdelicatepov]

i'm actually losing my life at the thought of the ENTIRE VENUE INCLUDING WAITSTAFF trying to wingman ashley 😭

[@ashgavs]

its a great club what can i say?

[@mariannetfinches]

So many twists & turns! Hilarious! I'm one of those annoying people who wouldn't participate in cheating on another person, but that's an individual preference & no judgement. Alex was great in this too. I think the dynamic was easier because you were all on zoom, rather than 2-3 people in a room with Alex on the phone trying to keep up.

[@ashgavs]

@@mariannetfinches Oh alex is always in the room when we record!

[@mariannetfinches]

@@ashgavs I didn't realise. My mistake. Well, either way, he was hilarious in this one!

[@dinafire1370]

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@kerizella]

at this point i honestly think that straight women at ashley's shows are very aware bi women who know that pretending to be straight is the most efficient route to ashley's pants

[@ashgavs]

this is humiliating. oh my god. yall are reading me for filth.

[@3Oh3metrostation]

@@ashgavs thats genius. evil but genius.

[@patvansen7336]

why do I feel like I was just edged for the past hour

[@melaniedignam8940]

Yes!!

[@zazujw]

This was a rollercoaster and Alex was hilarious this episode. I’ll be laughing about the security clearance comment for the rest of the day 😂

[@BayAreaBerk]

sorry, exhuberant reply in wrong location...

[@stephtaylor6292]

Distant straight, active available queer and recently divorced server are all definitely watching this! 😂...👋hi.

[@urdelicatepov]

this was absolutely hilarious, i can't believe the shit you get into ashley 😭 i don't think i've ever laughed out loud so hard at a podcast episode lmfao

[@littlewolf2330]

Dude, I feel you so much 😂😂 I'm laughing so hard that my mom beside me just confused af (I'm using airpods)😭🤣

[@kalebjernigan]

This one of the funniest episodes ever!😂😂I need a 1on1 episode with Madi now cuz this format really works😂

[@pourAdaydream]

“If aloof was on caffeine & cocaine” 😂

[@psi_sig]

the pod has been exceptionally good lately

[@ashgavs]

You can thank the folks who used to get mad at me for jokes for not listening anymore. No but seriously thank you that means a lot

[@ligiabeltrao2430]

When I tell you I SCREAMED at Brea's reveal, I cannot with this episode 😂

[@jennyc5140]

Live reaction 😂🤣🤣 Alex’s comments are always top tier. But this was definitely a GOAT ep.

[@significantsoil5345]

Ashley first of all, thank you! You legend, you! And secondly, as much as I adore WHGS, I need you to consider creating a gay comedy drama show! Think Mae Martin's Feel good but hilarious. Can you imagine today's pod as an episode!?!? That'd be peak entertainment! Get on the patreon bottoms, make this possible!

[@sunnydays9144]

A mom's worth of distance, Alex please 😂

[@stephenhicks6054]

I'm just got the vibe that even the off- duty staff were made aware of this sitch and offered to come in. " what's happening? Really!?! I'm there, I'm on my way!" 😂😅

[@Toni-cm2dv]

Laughed the whole episode. The flow and jokes from the three of you, had me on the floor 😂 Any time I get to listen to Bre and Ashley banter, I'm continuously cracking up. But this episode has got to be my favorite!

[@CassidyQuinn]

My goodness that was WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and it was fun to hear Alex more!

[@spriddlez]

Omg I was at that show!!!! (The first one where the mom tried to windman and the person gave their wristband). That night was amazing - I laughed so freaking hard. It was so awkward at the end there I had no idea it got so messssy

[@Jaydencamarena1107]

Y’all together are such a strong duo! Omg. Love the show🎉

[@circleofleaves2676]

I'm losing it. When Bre said that the staff had come up to her and said "Can you pass this onto Ashley - Straight with mother seated", I thought Bre said CEDED, not SEATED. As in, straight and mother have ceded, they've given up sovereignty, surrendered, officially dropped out of the game and handed the power to Active & Available Queer. 🤣🤣😂 It took me a hot minute to realise Bre had said seated. I also lost it at "You should give me your contact information but also leave the premises while I hunt down this other woman and her mother". This is some of the funniest unhinged shit. 🤣😂 Meanwhile Ashley's got the entire staff and audience looking under their chairs for the disappearing-straight. Like a fire alarm has gone off and you're like "all hands on deck!!" I wheezed and nearly turned my trachea inside out when we got to the "aloof" bit. On a random note Ashley that mustard-yellow-gold tshirt is the best, most flattering colour on you!

[@AubutCatherine]

It is truly the funniest story, thank you Ashley for your devotion. 😂😂😂

[@belladan]

The way I was trying SO HARD not to laugh while listening to this on a tram full of people, on my way to uni earlier today😂 Soooo I had to come back here to listen to the story again and properly react within the comfy walls of my apartment

[@vilgotsvard]

This is the funniest fucking episode! I think I'd have to rewatch to actually grasp the whole story

[@zairamacias5515]

I'm sleep deprived, hung over and at work, but when I saw Bre's name I couldn't click faster istg

[@FathiaRezqy]

Omg same 😅

[@BreanneWilliamson]

Love you 😭

[@zairamacias5515]

@@BreanneWilliamson love youuu

[@someonesomehow379]

I was CACKLING the entire episode u and bre are HILARIOUS!!

[@CassidyQuinn]

Ashley is just writing + living her own fanfic at this point 👏👏👏👏

[@Mialotic]

I listened to this in the car and have never cackled with laughter that much driving. 😂 So I'm just going on YT to write a comment to say this truly was the GOAT

[@BayAreaBerk]

OK, I usually watch these in the wee early hours before a Monday morning (West Coast, near San Fran) but today it worked out I took a long ass'd bus ride (two actually) to a job site and back again- partly because the Start and Destination were literally doorstep to doorstep. On the way home I was about 25% battery on the phone when I began the episode and eek'd out a finish by the time I made it to the end, including waiting around for a transfer to another line. 2% battery, for the Win! All these words I'm typing are because the episode was gripping, entertaining, high-Larious, and fun as hell.

[@taylorkills4711]

Love when Bre is on the pod, what a hilarious episode 😂 happy to hear Bre has been opening for you and enjoying it!!

[@ThomTurner-b9c]

Thank You Ash & Bre! You all really brighten the day. Best episode I've seen. Nice to know no matter how we represent, we're still all human.

[@deaththreatsandrainbows4337]

i think this might have been the funniest episode yet

[@kapowjam3462]

I really hope active queer and distant straight comment with their stories. This was so funny! Definitely a rewatch ep!

[@random23287]

unhinged situation 😭😭 love how everyone came together tho

[@ericadecopas]

"I accidentally ordered two as well" ended me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@3Oh3metrostation]

Please untangle ur headphones. its driving me cray. thanks. Love the story and the ep. Bre is a hoot as always!

[@Sunseedsphoto]

Currently sitting on my couch on an acupressure mat at 2am waiting for my meringue clouds to finish baking and just delirious from exhaustion but grinning ear to fucking ear listening to this story ohmygod I'm not even at the end of the episode but I am having so much fun

[@working_in_pink5978]

I can't stop watching the TV in the background

[@cherylmacedo5521]

Same. WTH. Lol

[@jordannuneviller8324]

Me too, been trying to figure out what they’re watching I’ve concluded it’s anime I’m thinking one piece

[@jordannuneviller8324]

I love the episodes with bre, this is great!

[@DeconstructionBarbie91]

This was absolutely the greatest episode! Loved every second of it

[@Idkmanjustgowithit]

i think it would be funny one day to just have a random nobody lesbian come on for an episode. it would definitely be an interesting change up of perspective

[@thirdspacemaker9141]

But not introduce them as a random lesbian. Introduce them as if they are someone famous and give fake plugs, etc.

[@thirdspacemaker9141]

But not introduce them as a random lesbian. Introduce them as if they are someone famous and give fake plugs, etc.

[@sunnydays9144]

Question about different audiences in different countries: when you were in Belgium, I felt almost self conscious that we Belgians are "quiet" as a crowd and I was trying really hard to laugh loud enough 😅 it felt kind of weird, like we were trying to communicate in our way that we liked the show, but it was lost in translation 😂 Afterwards, I was watching a Belgian comedian who got consistent Belgian-level laughter during a show and it felt totally normal and natural to me for it to be kind of subdued and quiet. I started to wonder if, as a visiting comedian, do you learn to read the different types of crowds in different countries?

[@cparen]

This story was such a beautiful mess, and I was rooting for you thru the whole thing. This has helped my self confidence too, bc I've been there and been like, am I terrible for trying to navigate gracefully thru a messy situation? Maybe I just shouldn't try? And when you own it, shamelessly but with well intention of fairness - I just wanna live up to that. Not give up, just be kind and honest. And hopefully avoid anything so messy, but honestly that's up to fate.

[@someonesomehow379]

ash I AM SO FLATTERED for mentioning barista as the first lesbian/enby job in the outro 😆💅 which is so true also I think design related stuff is queer adjacent also psychology?? hello alayna joy 😌🤞🏼 (ik she's vetting a counselling degree but they're in the same realm)

[@zdf74]

so did yall ✂️✂️ or not? didn’t get the closure i needed

[@danimartinez8081]

Absolutely hilarious episode! Need more info on how the convo continued/ended w unavailable straight?

[@kirstenmullins4309]

This episode was 🔥 Could not stop laughing 🤣 or thinking back to the clip from this show 💀💀💀

[@Cllouudi]

I think this is my favourite episode ever 😂

[@supersandie5669]

One of the funniest episodes EVER‼️ thanks😊

[@haisal2846]

LOVED THE EPISODE🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dawnbriere-paul4439]

You're amazing Ashley! Hahaha!! I love WHGS, and you definitely need to return to Canada, specifically St. John's, Newfoundland! I'd love to see you here, as would all of the gay community here! Keep killin' it!

[@bilong92]

Seconding this, my bi sister lives in st john's and she will go on my behalf

[@smaragdapapadopoulou7807]

I think working in an indie bookstore with old and special editions, that holds different workshops and invites debut authors each week is rather queer (and also my dream job 💅💓🙈)

[@Mi-Mi-Michelle]

Almost pissed my pants. Probably my favourite story time yet. Hilarious

[@Eva6904]

kept me laughing for the full hour 🤣 great story

[@Jazzy.girl.Sarah2023]

New fan of the pod! Hilarious

[@ashgavs]

thanks for checking it out!

[@Neveko]

Amazing story. So many twists! Absolutely agree that it's not on you if someone steps out on their relationship. That's their choice. Too many people blame the "other woman" but it's just easier than to go after the person who's really to blame imo.

[@LaNoireDetruit]

Alex saying "I don't know, I'm not getting the eye" 100% confirms he doesn't know what "the eye" ist 😜

[@ashgavs]

He gets the eye, he’s just too humble

[@LaNoireDetruit]

@@ashgavs exactly my thoughts - those eyes are radiant, not to mention his humour! Here is some eye for Alex 👀

[@ROCKONplaceboforever]

Im catching up love a good reunion catch up with bre love this podcast ❤ going through a difficult mental health period and this made me laugh thank u

[@3Oh3metrostation]

im so annoyed bc my podcast app wasn't updating so I assumed ash was too busy touring to record episodes for like a month.. but hey this was hilarious! felt like friends spillin tea and drama

[@ashgavs]

I’ve never missed a Monday and I never will

[@3Oh3metrostation]

@@ashgavs i should have known Ashley Gavin never takes breaks xD. regardless, happy to have 5 new eps to laugh to! ✌

[@monkeybeasts]

Breanna Williams needs to come on more

[@h.m.mccray3220]

Alex killed it 👏 "I don’t think the assassination or take down of Osama Bin Laden had this much coordination" 😂

[@Name-ui9oc]

wow even more amazing episode hahaha

[@catnipevrdn]

ashley's story truly came out of those 'mom sold me to one direction' fanfics omg

[@katrinatyler2955]

ASHHHHH OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO MESSYYYYYY

[@hollybasiuk2824]

The way i texted my friend that was at this show SOOOOO FAST to get their reaction on this episode 😂❤

[@poppetanya]

I was at work last night/this morning listening to a book playing papas sushiarea. And i was wondering what I was missing.. it was this episode 😂 and my phone was on do not disturb! But im here now🤪

[@invisible_design]

Bree has the most beautiful smile

[@BreanneWilliamson]

Thank you 🥹

[@ashleydailey7844]

Oh your biggest fan is definitely watching this lol

[@medorakea7327]

worst episode to watch at the library bc i literally couldn't stop laughing 😅

[@kartikeyajs]

Ong funniestttt epppp

[@boredveryverybored9887]

I thought this was going to be the second 3-some, also software engineering (trans)

[@mariasees]

"THANK YOU ASHLEY" we all say in unison

[@Miss.sassycassy]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 fucking hell this was unhinged I loved it

[@the_rest_is_confetti]

Am i the only one distracted by the window in the building behind Ashley? Great episode!!!

[@monkeybeasts]

the forbidden fruit gets you in trouble

[@jessalf21]

By far the funniest episode to date!! Had me laughing the whole time 😂

[@bilong92]

Ashley did I actually miss you coming to Halifax, I am 100% signed up to your text alerts (I live in France now and saw you in paris but still)

[@punkinn5610]

me watching what the person in the apartments in the back of ashley in the beginning

[@crazylilwmn]

I love Bre too❤

[@p1l1t1a1r1c1]

Is Brianne's stand up performance online anywhere? I would love to see it. : )

[@Taurus_Butterfly]

😂Fun episode. Maybe she's still figuring it out. However, when I was young, a friend knew I wanted to have sex with a woman, she came on to me, and we both cheated on our boyfriends (they didn't know.) I caught feelings hard core. I was really uncomfortable a little while later when she asked me to be a bridesmaid at her wedding. I backed out. Even though that was like 30 years ago, I still wonder what might have been if things went differently. Nice to see Bre 🙂 😆When the mic covers the H on Alex's shirt. I love having Monday's off to enjoy the pod while being a bum and drinking coffee. My lesbian dream job was masonry, but good thing I was too intimidated by all the males at the time, my body could never handle it now.

[@CatarinaStone]

I agree on the "that's a you issue" point. Ultimately I'm not the one in a commited relationship (though it's definitely a turn off. But also, they can just not disclose and you end participating in the cheating anyway). And like, if it was someone I wanted to have a relationship with, it would a hard no because if they're willing to cheat on their current partner, there's a good chance they'd cheat on me too. But also also, I do feel it's a little different when it's someone saying they're straight, in a straight relationship but looking to hook up with someone of the same gender because they might just need something like that to break out of the closet.

[@nahadoth2087]

That's a wild story. lmao.

[@zazajf]

I have a very gay job, I think. I am a rock climbing coach, specifically coaching little kids (5-10). Climbing is gay, but I also think teaching is a little gay *gay as in lesbian, to be clear

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Oooo live reaction 😂

[@kennyjac]

😂😂😂 im dying Also, yeah I'd have done pretty much the exact same thing 🤷

[@genmulder]

The second bird in the bush. Haven't laughed this much since last Monday. Just a retired Zookeeper.Rating is definitely a solid 💯💣💯💥

[@julianagoncalves5492]

I’m a designer, I arguably have a gay joke, but I’m only commenting, because I support Ashlay`s gay job

[@twilighttess211]

“ESL Teacher”😂😂 It’s a pretty BIsexual 👀 job in my opinion (but maybe that’s just because I am one)

[@cozycornerz]

ESL teacher: SUPER lesbian (me)

[@stephben8042]

The boyfriend reveal lmao

[@jordonc6655]

Ashley cracking boy math

[@DapperLapper]

Shoulda called the straight girl, "hetero Houdini" missed the opportunity there.

[@karoscgot]

I'm in emotional pain! Are you actually telling us that, even after ALL THE SHENANIGANS at the venue, she chickened out!? WTF

[@yerneedsry]

Ashley goes MONK...

[@hannahhowden8980]

This was SO FUNNY I’m always laughing listening but this episode had me full on belly laughing

[@jessie8314]

We've all been there

[@sscoutistaken]

Huh, isn't Quince pronounced like... quinceañera? Or shouldn't it be Quincy if it's pronounced like Quincy with an E? 🤣

[@JansmaIvy]

*“It doesn’t make it more legal, it just makes it more weird”* should be on a t-shirt!! Not me trying to find out what the person in the other flat (middle left) is watching on their tv! 😂 hyperfocus much? 😜

[@ellendegenerate3000]

loved the episode but am I crazy I swear I heard some of this story before?

[@bilong92]

comment for the algorithm

[@spacecadet8612]

Pilates instructor is pretty gay I find

[@IuliaASMRJules]

The fifth one)