Brendan Schaub Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions Part II

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[@EverydayGear]

He looks like he's late to a bowling tournament

[@jdunnatl]

Is he technically "late" if everyone hopes he doesn't show? 😕

[@FrostedClarinet]

Oh dude lmao he looks like he’s about to go give a nice massage

[@hjaltiagustsson7905]

@@jdunnatl lmao

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Everyday Gear you spelt gay gangbang wrong.

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Looks like he’s late to a friends house to console them over a breakup

[@leedunbar7194]

*"Niko! It's Roman! Let's go bowling"*

[@susanneskadetsinnverdilsek5901]

😆

[@Simply_chase]

Brendan Schuab looks like he just took his first class in close up magic.

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

Then got stung by all the bees in LA

[@cgiles205]

Is that shirt made out of curtains from a cheap Italian restaurant?

[@CreamTurtle]

HAHA!!! this comment got me goooood

[@Panacea8]

No, the tablecloth

[@raxny]

It looks like silk its probably expensive as fuck

[@Hey_Jamie]

so just... an Italian restaurant?

[@colinw330]

He usually dresses pretty good but that is a terrible jacket or whatever that is

[@hamhi98]

Brendan looks like a gay GTA vice city character

[@susanneskadetsinnverdilsek5901]

The ballad of gay shuaby

[@ccrocker3]

Brendan couldnt solve a rubix cube if you gave him a quarter century

[@timduke4616]

😂😂😂😂

[@brandonaustin4286]

Get Eric Andre

[@metfan099]

This deserves 1,000,000 thumb ups

[@mongomonk4946]

HELL! FUCKINF! YEAH!

[@PalatialRegalia]

Yes!

[@user-mq6kd6mf1v]

Maybe if he’s promoting his new project/movie. He’s not the type to do this on his own lmao

[@777biscuits]

Stop tugging on my heart strings

[@hamzagas1]

Brendan would be in jail for life with that rubiks cube

[@TheMoistBanana]

You had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kewltony]

dude wont carry a pillow for a month but wears that shirt like he's late to the gay pool tournament

[@kochevar99]

“Do you really need know how to read? I can barely read and i’m ballin” lmao i thought this right before he said it

[@bennysnickers7886]

This comment section is higher quality than anything schaub will ever do.

[@rockforlight]

It looks like he went to a camp for magicians, forgot to bring his magician's costume, and had to pick one from a bin in the storage closet. And not from the main storage closet, the closet under the staircase.

[@semirjemill]

Brendan schaub looks like a cartel member during the christmas season Schaub ALSO looks like a barber from miami during christmas season

[@askt2560]

Woah! Brandon Schwab looks like a bisexual italian man late for a bowling tournament.

[@Tom_Ciccone]

Become more original. Someone already said this and you copied them

[@giggityeffyou]

The top comment on THIS video said the exact same thing.. Copying is not cool. Fuck you, guy

[@justinbenning2428]

The last time I was Nordstrom Rack he changed my tires.

[@malkinmalone]

I didn’t even know they had a shop

[@Ca7bon]

This man represents the exact race Ari wants to get rid off

[@douglasmacdonald7063]

What do you mean?

[@JimLahey1234]

Douglas Macdonald he said if he could eliminate one race hed pick italian people 😂

[@MrWorld-hc5rs]

Ari is just not funny at all.

[@BuffaloBack]

@@MrWorld-hc5rs do you follow comedy??? I thought your mr.world???

[@HS-oh8xh]

Mr. World agreed.

[@LaudaMaestro]

Move the promotions to the end dude. What are you doing? This is a short video, not a long podcast. You had the intros nailed before. Love from Egypt.

[@Moosedeuce]

Shareef Alsayed Hope they don’t take it personally and consider your suggestion lol. But perhaps they started putting them in the beginning at the request of the company they’re promoting for more 💰. In that case money talks and I can’t blame them.

[@LaudaMaestro]

Moussa Diallo point but, part of the charm of these videos was the old intros. I held back from sharing it because, it starts off so dully.

[@craftofpoop]

They pay more in sponsorship to put them in the front.

[@ericwalsh2954]

Generally a company is offered different positions in the video to have there ad the middle is usually most expensive the start comes next and the end of the video is usually cheaper (there prices are similar enough between middle and start so some advertisers see it as bad publicity to be rembered for interrupting the video and opt for the slightly less optimal placement)

[@mattallan6338]

Looks he borrowed your shirt from egypt buzz buzz

[@Pulpgimp]

GET MARK NORMAND

[@humanindica962]

Mark Steenson 100%

[@calebf612]

Holy shit yes

[@zoogie980]

If I go my whole life without meeting any of the guys from Barstool id be cool with that.

[@bigdaddyshark880]

When he talks about postmates I just visualize a bucket of KFC being delivered with all the sides

[@robertcolonjr8608]

Does Henry Cejudo have an Olympic medal?

[@hadan8792]

You mean the gold medalist?

[@TYLERtheMAGGOT1]

Yes. He's the Triple C champ!

[@wesleystewart1193]

Keanu Reeves in a bar fight 1 of 3 things is going to happen 1 he kicks their asses 2 they know better than to fight Keanu Reeves or my personal favorite 3 he completely disarms the situation by being so likable that we all end up as friends and break into a song and dance number

[@ddevineisofine]

Or he kills everyone with a pencil

[@wesleystewart1193]

Dan Devine that was the kicking their asses part but yeah that’s the specifics

[@seanfagan5131]

or he's just a weird 50 year actor who gets absolutely destroyed!

[@wesleystewart1193]

Sean Fagan you clearly don’t realize that Keanu Reeves trained to do everything in those movies

[@seanfagan5131]

@@wesleystewart1193 Loooooooool!

[@Goooodyy]

3:20 the dude that goes “fuck you!” Is my fucking spirit animal

[@k9is2sick]

So good haha

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

“The first kid’ll be like SHKADOOOO” LOL good ol tart tart n ass callen comin thru

[@alecrichardson6086]

these questions are so god damn funny lmfao

[@lincolnjones9789]

Always love these

[@strongside4565]

Thor didn't have a stroke. He has Bell's Palsy. It didn't affect his lifting and his face is freeing back up now. Dude is still as strong as ever.

[@madmartigan3921]

Schaub doesn't care, he makes a living shitting on people, unless he can ride their coattails, then he kisses their ass.

[@bluebke]

This is a reason people hate Schaub. He talks like he knows so much about “whatever” - only to show he’s paid about 5 minutes of attention to it.

[@MyNameIsBVD]

I was looking for this comment he’s a fucking idiot

[@iMertin90]

looks like hes away to rack up 10 bowling pins

[@PoopiteeScoop]

4:24 *this is a nail biter*

[@siyarg.4900]

That dance followed up by the "FUCK YOUUUU" killed me bruh

[@adrianluca4984]

I’ve been watching my mother slowly kill my father for years.

[@Therealdrewdober]

Same

[@The_Skrub]

To the celebrity bar fight question, 100% Mickey Rourke.

[@darkskinwhite]

"A million dollars you idiot!" "NOPE" "Fuck You!" lmao i feel em

[@ph_hacker_d]

Came to see if there were comments about the shirt... I wasn’t disappointed 😂😂

[@EricSmyth4Christ]

The Rubik's cube one is super easy or literally impossible depending on the rules I assume you are allowed to study up and practice and then when the time is right you get a mixed one and have to solve it with no help. That is easy If you get no training, no one could do it obviously.

[@silverpower6912]

well thats false

[@brennan3824]

Is this guy a janitor at a jewelery store

[@hectcanti8934]

This channel is amazing 😄

[@tebonete]

I wasn't surprised

[@chrisholbrooks412]

Brendan's going bowling at the alley where Theo works

[@BazookaTooth707]

Chris Holbrooks Brendan bowls league and Theo manages the senior team and has for twenty years.

[@joshhartman1169]

the “fuck youu” at 3:24 had me dying

[@mattquebbeman2989]

Brendan what’s up with that shirt?! Are you on your way to swing dance lessons at the bowling alley?! Rofl 🤣

[@Xx_Vick_xX]

Where can I get a list of all the questions they ask on this show 😂

[@stevestifler4693]

2:31 Thor didn’t have a stroke, he has bells palsy, which slowly goes away over time.

[@njr5698]

Well hound vs mountain happens

[@carlosdanger7907]

I was fucking crying laughing when he was talking about "Barry Bonds-ing" 10 year olds lmao that murdered me.

[@tonyordonez5570]

Schaub looks like John Travolta in Hairspray.

[@applejacks8160]

I thought the image was edited to give him a tinier head.

[@samuela9734]

I just watch for Schaubs big ole DSLs

[@reubenfernandez1]

they got so angry about the carrying the pillow. It's a million fucking dollars lol

[@John_F_Kennedy79]

“How fucking rich is Brendan schaub?!” Brendan: *dances*

[@HicktownHero3030]

My dawg gets torched in every comment section 😂😂

[@jayu9642]

Character Speech Text Available: "Balls deep in" "Different Animal.."

[@thelastdragon3242]

Looks like that guy who isn't allowed in poker rooms anymore.

[@dallasag_2164]

Looks better and sounds good, keep it up Barstool!

[@CounterfeitProphet]

KFC: "Everybody's got a price." Schaub: "Nope!"

[@jonathansolero7]

The Mountain got bells palsy not a stroke lol

[@toofless1930]

I can do a rubix cube in 30 seconds. If i was given that question id be out of jail before I sat down on my cot.

[@John-pj5ps]

LMAO loved it

[@hdjake8803]

Brendan looking like an Italian pro bowler lol

[@elliotselekedi982]

Holy shit,,, I thought of the rock to back me up in a bar fight and he said it. That's a definite win for us

[@GrrMOJ]

This show been around for like 2 days and Brendan already on it twice

[@joshtruman377]

Fuck I'd take a billion to never leave Ohio. Fuck traveling 😂

[@damianwinchester]

You guys should make this into a board/card game like Cards Against Humanity. That would be dope.

[@bbrasky]

The Rock would just stand there and laugh while Schaub got grudge-fucked over the pool table.

[@donaldlykins4548]

Took some night classes and learned how to reuse old boxers...

[@matthewdunn441]

He makes most off his podcast and sponsors in them. Hes pulling a cool million plus a year on his podcast alone. It's the number 2 podcast on KZbin....behind Rogan....who's richer then Dave Chappelle

[@arizonatea3734]

Rubiks cubes would be a top hit on commissary

[@CaMzZoR]

You got to see the hound vs the mountain!!

[@jigglypuff2287]

When I saw the thumbnail at first glance I thought Brendan was a pro bowler

[@theycallmemrboombastic6870]

He carrys a pillow just now and introduces him as Bryan Callan and never let's the poor dude speak

[@mkb9885]

They made Nan's pillowcase into a shirt!!!

[@user-ie9oz7xd5e]

Brendan lost all his old memories by getting knocked out so many times so it is not a problem for him

[@Diesel257]

He's been knocked out 4 times but aight

[@Lazyhandle]

You need to get Theo and Brendan on together lol.

[@krazyk3842]

Na im good. Theo does him on his own.

[@brendanwoods119]

It's call King n the Sting, go check it out haha

[@Lazyhandle]

I love KATS, doesn't mean I don't want to see them here on this channel too.

[@hurrifanc.3434]

The comments roasting Brendan are funnier than his whole standup career!!

[@stevenmartinez872]

He literally pulled that red shirt off a table at an Italian restaurant

[@222SickBoy]

Bold fashion choice as usual lol

[@Fitdadbod]

Big brown looking like a super heavyweight

[@kevbotchill]

I spent my whole life thinking Schaub was Jason Babin I can’t believe they are not the same person

[@zac_m]

"You don't think, *as grown men*, you could figure out a Rubik's Cube in a YEAR?" Great delivery.

[@wq198mnr]

Zac Miller are you being serious?

[@zac_m]

@@wq198mnr yeah. I know he stammered a lil but that's part of what makes it so funny. Dude was so bewildered that he couldn't get his words out. You'd rather be in jail for a.. a year?.. over a rub- wtf? Like he doesn't even understand where they're coming from.

[@RadBonez]

Man looks like he got caught up in his bed sheets and just turned it into a look.

[@GrahamHettinger]

Today I Learned: Brendan Schaub is DENTLESS!

[@mattr5669]

Takes a minute into the short video for the video to actually start

[@frankiecal3186]

He looks like he made his shirt out of a table cloth and got his hair cut at a quiencenara and told his barber give me the chili bowl look.

[@samueladams5243]

Looks like French-tony Montana

[@cunchxcowboy]

Daaamn schaub you've packed on the timber there buddy

[@hugo9846]

Brendan Schaub vs a Rubik's Cube = 25 to Life, 100%

[@humanmold]

I have a question "would you rather be funny or have more than 2 brain cells"?

[@LouisFGraham]

I for sure thought Schaub was going to say DVP for last question

[@mymistymountainhop]

He looks like heavyweight paulie malignaggi between fights

[@solukhumbu911]

these questions no matter how silly or mundane, it really reveals so much abt the person tho. like scab over here would give up a dc vs jones quatro-logy fight and have sex with selena gomez. having made a career over fight gossip videos, tells you a lot about his character.

[@tydontdy3459]

Schaub looks like Godzilla put on the biggest Kimono he could find after eating all of Japan

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

Swab looks like a gay mechanic trying to sell you some new brake pads

[@jimmyp9105]

They felt some type away about that body pillow

[@PerthBeatbox]

It's 5 steps to solve a rubix cube, but u need to be taught. Can't figure it out accidentally. Impossible

[@ultra_ridge7]

The mountain has bells palsy

[@Jexorz86]

To have my back in a bar fight? Shit Jackie Chan all the way. That's a show and badass backup.

[@thelastdragon3242]

These shirt jokes are gold btw

[@bjburk]

Short and sweet just like Scaubs winning streaks. 😉

[@taxin2476]

Hey Brendan thanks for the 30 days of free Showtime.

[@oxcees1978]

Taxin 24/7 “and p.s I didn’t even watch your showtime special”

[@mxamiss5]

The Mountain did not have a stroke

[@luis6183]

Looking like Night at the Brosberry