Theo Von Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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[@Bruceybaby2009]

You can NEVER predict a Theo Von answer. “Uhhh... probably a Philippino”.

[@tonyattardo9350]

Filipino

[@Bruceybaby2009]

Tony Attardo whoops sorry thanks. Just assumed it was spelt like the country. My bad

[@tonyattardo9350]

Brucifer Wienerdog Spelled

[@Bruceybaby2009]

Tony Attardo Jesus dude now you’re just annoying

[@ShawnFX]

@@tonyattardo9350 Anything else you want to say?

[@TheAngrySlug]

Calling sign language "bad magic" is one of the best things I've heard.

[@tash5540]

That's good

[@twrzenski]

😂

[@SprayPainter124]

the dark arts

[@wawawawawa634]

Earlier today I saw people doing sign language to each other and it looked like two people playing rock, paper, scissors but neither of them knew how to play.

[@austingayle9973]

I laughed so fucking hard haha

[@ethanporto1745]

Theo is hands down the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever seen

[@michaelhuerter1921]

It’s all intentional lol, he’s very smart and know how to play this character to a tee

[@hutchphilpot6870]

The fact you think it’s unintentional is funny.

[@MrPapernumberDGG]

@@michaelhuerter1921 doubt it’s a character. Things come more natural when that’s just who you are

[@AbduCola]

@@michaelhuerter1921 nah it's a mixed bag.

[@playz8538]

​@@michaelhuerter1921 a script is intentional. Theo is just naturally funny. His standups aren't as good as when his just talking.

[@braydensleath9016]

Theo is lightning quick, and he spits out so much gold it's unbelievable. He delivers material nobody else ever could, and I've lost all control laughing at his jokes more times than I can count. In my opinion, he's underrated.

[@AbduCola]

He's definitely funny but he's not underrated. He's massively famous

[@radicallybean]

i could.

[@braydensleath9016]

@@radicallybean Let's hear it! 😅

[@brk49er]

They aren't really jokes, he is serious, and that's what makes it funny

[@braydensleath9016]

@@brk49er You think every story he tells is legit? It's comedy, my guy.

[@Luke-jo4to]

I love how “someone from Scotland” and “someone on coke” are in the same category in his mind.

[@benjaminsloan7415]

I had a roommate from Scotland a few years ago, and he did more coke than anyone I've ever met lmao. Prolly a coincidence but, still

[@TheChubbySnail]

Probably because scotland is the coke capital of Europe

[@rossduncan886]

As a Scot living in Scotland I can confirm for a country of 5 milli probably 1 milli are coke heads And I think probably 90% of 18 year olds try it and go thru a phase of it I was one of them 😅 Long past it now though And as they say Scotland’s the uks Russia

[@jimileewatt3062]

@@rossduncan886 As another Scot living in Scotland I can say this man speaks the truth... If it ain't coke heads then it's alcholics, heroin addicts or stoners. We're only sober when we wake up(sometimes)

[@rossduncan886]

@@jimileewatt3062 what part of Scotland? I’m curios I’m Aberdeen

[@IKIGAIofficial]

how does he manage to quickly comeback with creative remarks 100% of the time? dudes got a gift

[@brentonlee5535]

It's almost like it's his job

[@IKIGAIofficial]

@@brentonlee5535 tell that to 98% of other comedians with the same job

[@reservoirfrogs2177]

@@IKIGAIofficial most of them have pretty quick wit as well

[@trueteller3239]

You can never really guess what his response will be, he's so original

[@JohnSmith-tr9us]

That's why he's on the rise bruh, he's so unique and entertaining. I just saw a few clips of his standup today but I've been watching podcasts that feature him for a month or so, dude is funny AF.

[@everythinggaming7938]

How does Theo have so many life stories he almost had a story for every bizarre question 😂😂😂

[@jessicabecause3717]

fiction.

[@LxngAgo]

that’s what he does, say some out of the box shit and makes you believe it’s true which is fucking hilarious. if you know him then you just know he’s joking with but how he delivers it and how fast it is for him to think of some out of the box shit is what makes it hilarious

[@BlueGorillaInTheMist]

cuz he makes half of em up

[@AnandaSea]

He piggy backs his dad's stories? However it is, we don't really care. 😊😂😂😂

[@jackg2630]

Theo is the only man on the planet that calls Chris Hansen out instead of being called out by him

[@diyalim8567]

underrated comment!

[@DeoSiege]

This angle is crazy broda

[@dlamini77]

The booty warrior would disagree

[@JerseyBobby1982]

And he did it in a mostly polite and civil way. Haha

[@edwelndiobel1567]

Kinda makes me sad to find out Hansen is kinda a diva.

[@gavincarlson2917]

“Depends on who you ask, bro” Funniest line in the whole video

[@evorhardderuiter7728]

Naw man, funniest line is "They call them the smiling people, somewhere on the internet"

[@sethfinberg348]

Indeed. Great response that can work with so many situations.

[@nom303]

but ill shut that THICC fella down

[@Sam-pv1hz]

@@nom303 lol that one got me pretty good

[@stop.juststop]

@@nom303 That's what had me doubled over.😂

[@AIMLESS-NAMELESS]

I would sell my eternal soul to see a documentary of Theo living in prison for a year. Like no crew just cameras and audio. No special treatment just Theo vibin with con men. That shit would be a riot

[@a.t.hustle1583]

I wonder if it would turn off in a month or two and he just become complacent and mundane or if his humor can endure any environment.

[@JackEt-qe5hg]

I think you might be underestimating how important your eternal soul is

[@fergalosanchez7675]

His murderer friend telling him “it felt good” LMAO gets me every time and the camera guys laughing

[@solsburyhill]

Funniest shit ever

[@skateboston420]

Probably true

[@PrivateerJimmy]

whats the kick?

[@Andr3asLL]

Literally died

[@nirvanakamala2809]

“Get some reading done, get in shape, get some diverse friends”

[@robertoarmstrong7317]

Nirvana preach

[@gorillamane13]

Yes, he said that

[@marcellb579]

He wouldn't have many "diverse" friends since most inmates segregate themselves.

[@trifaniontv170]

Lol

[@slothymango]

@@gorillamane13 fak you

[@iSuperdupaloveweed]

"I'll shut that thick fella down, you know that" lmfao

[@rickybaker2223]

Dat*

[@Mcbeezey0725]

Underrated comment 🔥

[@Quinlan9]

Exquisite timing, he said the line as i was readin

[@martenj94]

I come back here constantly just for the whole rosie thing 😂

[@aMissingPerson_]

Theo's the most famous example I can think of a comedian being funnier off stage.

[@tng_abu3201]

“Cats are pieces of loneliness in your apt” bro I’ve had cats all my life and never thought about this Theo’s brain is just different 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xX-Anonymous-Xx]

"I'll shut that thick fella down" absolutely killed me 🤣😂

[@maurohernandez9007]

Theo: "They'll probably beat you up. Theyll say your gay and beat you up." Camerman: *WHEEZES*

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

first name last name imagine caring about grammar in the comment section of a random KZbin video lmao your guaranteed a huge loser

[@jimpickens4]

@@JamesTheAxeThrower you're* you infantile, knuckledragging idiot

[@dannass5]

@@JamesTheAxeThrower Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.

[@PeterNjeim]

@@dannass5 Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.

[@funyeah7470]

@@PeterNjeim yeaaa.....

[@Audiofatuation]

Gotta give props to him calling Chris Hansen out at every opportunity.

[@doubleodie3813]

I've heard a lot of other KZbinrs have similar stories about him doing this type of f*** s*** when they invite him to do collaborations he basically treat people as if there are a production company and they have to finances entire stay

[@sheeeeeesh3622]

@@doubleodie3813 who? Tgeo or Hansen?

[@itsyaboi8880]

@@sheeeeeesh3622 Hansen

[@narutorandomness457]

@@doubleodie3813 lol he’s an old guy and he’s used to production companies hosting his stuff

[@johnjones3967]

For real

[@kiero1236]

Theo is effortlessly funny. It's a rare gift.

[@galapag0s603]

I love the fact that Theo Von has a story about everything, and that you can hear the crew just losing it at every answer!

[@TheMikeMase]

"rosie o'donnell" "thats not a fictional character" "depends on who you ask bruh" unreal answer

[@RSpracticalshooting]

I'll shut that thick fella down you know that

[@kingnah317]

That was hilarious

[@ShadowWizard123]

@@RSpracticalshooting i was already laughing at the fictional character bit, but when he said I'd shut that big fella down I was wheezing

[@joel.ha.]

He set that shit up in LAYERS. you see the smirk creep onto his face way before, while distracting you with the thought of the guy from the mask

[@christophertallon359]

Fictional answer*

[@funktionwebweb6735]

He's secretly smart. It's all an act. He once did a lecture on the difference between Capitalism and Mongooses, and it changed my life.

[@HoodRatBass]

Where can i find this?

[@funktionwebweb6735]

@@HoodRatBass Unfortunately you can't. It was erased by our mongoose overlords. But perhaps I've said too much...

[@jimmyjuicern]

@@HoodRatBass ah cmon

[@IntensePeppers]

Is the plural of mongoose mongeese?

[@xZiephyr]

Yes

[@andygonzales2940]

2:55 chooses a year in jail. “probably a week” to solve a rubix cube. This had me dying 😂

[@Godeias]

I've honestly never seen a single second of Theo's stand up, but I love hearing him talk.

[@romanmann667]

I’ll shut that thick fella down 😂😂😂 I can’t breathe. Omg

[@CozyCloudASMR]

Favorite part 😂

[@purplespacebananas]

“Depends on who ya ask really” 😂

[@Itstenten8]

Roman Mann i screamed when he said that 😂😂😂😫

[@twrzenski]

😂 dead

[@JP-bc8zc]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂 O SHYT

[@drewchestnut468]

Theo Von is best comedy algorithm in the simulation so far.

[@LeesReviews69]

Drew Chestnut 😂😂😂

[@josematias2010]

I also appreciate what architect did with Bill Burr algorithm

[@TotallyNoCat]

@@josematias2010 Burr is jealous/intimidated of Theo. That's like Ask Jeeves vs Google.

[@josematias2010]

@@TotallyNoCat Oh please Von is a fun cool guy, but Burr puts up a show, he is a comedian.

[@AlfredSoul]

Not only a clever way to put it, but also a surprisingly fitting one.

[@avalonfleur4993]

you know theo is about to say something funny when he says “in my neighbourhood growin up…”

[@kldodo]

“Would u rather be blind or Dickless” “Yea I had a blind kid in my neighborhood growing up.. He’s deaf actually” 💀💀

[@2158407]

kldodo 😂😂

[@CJ-gy8ie]

QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO!!!

[@toddjohnson566]

I actually never noticed Theo’s misdirection here.

[@johnnyjohnny3117]

@@CJ-gy8ie People like quoting so they can discuss it after

[@_focks6046]

"I'll do the year in jail" "How long do you think until you solve a rubix cube?" "Probably a week"

[@faronfonze9316]

I'd take the rest too lolol

[@haydenwood2211]

_focks I can solve a Rubik’s cube I would be in jail for about 1 mins

[@zVision_]

*Rubik's

[@mohamedouadhani6682]

@@haydenwood2211 oh would you?

[@cecarter10]

Get some diverse friends lol

[@TheGuitarislove]

The thing is I don’t even think he’s joking half the time... he’s just vocalizing his thoughts and they happen to be absolutely hysterical 😂

[@jumpyboi7784]

6:42 The wheezing and the “piss on his floor” 😭 got me laughin so loud I need to go to bed

[@vitocorleone1462]

Theo's dad was born in 1910 which means Theo was supposed to be born in like the 1930's. Just let that sink in

[@Rebellen007]

I'm mindblown.

[@xSqueakyPeachx]

Damn dude that's crazy to think about

[@judson8441]

What do you mean supposed to lmao

[@EvanSaltare]

@@judson8441 I think they mean statistically speaking most men had kids in their early 20s during that era so Theo "should've" been born in the 1930s when his dad would've been in his prime 20s.

[@escanorkholin2246]

Damn he sat in that nutsack for an extra 50 years

[@thomaspatrickparker6648]

Rosie O'Donnell "That's not a fictional character, that's a real person" Depends on who you ask. But I'll shut that thick fella down you know dat.

[@TheForbiddenOne55]

Fuckin dead 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@twrzenski]

Lmao too fukn good

[@RickyTrivedi]

I couldn't stop laughing at that! hahah

[@nford8605]

Funniest part of a hilarious segment. Lmao

[@CJ-gy8ie]

Yea, we saw it, we also watched the video...

[@horusthehua7776]

I come and watch this every few months, I still think it was the best one ever done and it still makes me laugh everytime

[@originelltnamn]

Theo is probably the most underrated comedian in our time. Much funnier than the famous ones...

[@Viper3048]

Theo is famous though. Most underrated comedian right now is Andrew Schultz 100 percent. But I think comedy legends like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Tom Segura are much funnier than Theo.

[@originelltnamn]

@@Viper3048 Thats not a fair comparison for several reasons. Biggest one is probably the amount of years and fame they have on Theo. Breaking ground in comedy when comedy was a completely different animal compared to now. If they all started out at the same time as Theo it would be a much more even playing field. Thats what I think atleast :)

[@briani50]

@@Viper3048 no. Not true. Schulz is overrated. The correct answer is Mark Normand

[@eden2esthar]

He's no mark normand.... Ya chooch

[@dirtydeeee]

@@Viper3048 nope. he’s the quickest wit ever. his podcast has me reeling constantly. don’t care for his standup but his pod is incredible and shows his prowess.

[@ZiPolishHammer]

Just envisioning a deaf kid getting beat up for signing cuz kids think he's doing magic has me in stitches

[@timothy2935]

When I was in jail , the deputies beat a kid to death for not listening

[@Chad-km2qb]

lmaaoooooo

[@AdrianaBarron1]

I want more of him doing this. Hilarious guy right there.

[@TWOxTONE_773]

That Rubix cube question: “Ohhh. A science one huh” Lmao. Love Theo.

[@havoc35]

This was a huge mistake. Should of been an hour long.

[@mateuszfrydryszak3856]

should HAVE

[@yourenotrelatable]

Mateusz Frydryszak dude I can't stand it. It's like no one paid attention in English. Also "would/could of" annoys me. Lol

[@diogeneslantern18]

@@yourenotrelatable "payed".

[@slimblu1]

@@yourenotrelatable We was instead of we were ...

[@RamStrat]

@@diogeneslantern18 No actually, it's paid. Payed is used for nautical terms.

[@MrShitthead]

I like how Theo Von is so naturally funny that he's impossible to take seriously even when he's dead serious, example: Theo: "I know a guy who killed someone.." Crew: ... Theo: "and he said it fucking feels good..." Crew: bursts out in laughter Theo: "he really said that..."

[@Littletony525]

I think he was joking, he's a good gaslighter

[@tkost1]

im crying ive never seen this dude in my entire life and hes probably the funniest person ive heard talk

[@Camothor10]

One of the most legendary appearances/interviews Theo Von has ever done

[@tchombre1992]

I dont know why, but I found the jail question the funniest lmfao "OoOo a science one"

[@MrBuckethead911]

lmfao i cried

[@ekojmart]

Theo's stand up is just okay, but him literally doing anything else including just talking to someone is the funniest shit ever

[@captainrisky6561]

His stand up is actually really good, his Netflix special just didn't turn out very well.

[@ekojmart]

@@captainrisky6561 I'll have to look up some random live gigs if possible. I assumed I'd love his stand up, because again, any other place I've seen or heard him, he's a fuckin laugh riot.

[@marymaughan5066]

I agree, he is naturally HILARIOUS

[@docjohnson1]

His quick wit is better than shit he works on. I saw him few montgs ago and his best lines were comebacks to the audience.

[@coyotecodey1160]

Captain Risky I agree with you but it also seems like he’s gotten so much funnier since his Netflix special. He needs another one it would crush

[@harrymothowl8923]

His switch up of how a gallon of water can kill you to immediately talking about how drank a gallon of water at his friend Tim’s house is great

[@23StudiosSports]

One of the best videos I have ever watched lmao

[@rizayilmazturk7723]

"The pool touched all four walls bruh" 😂😂😂

[@user-gk2cg2th9h]

I was not ready for that🤣

[@JeffreyPillow]

Basically, pieces of loneliness in your apartment

[@thegrinch0614]

Theo is a poet!

[@jeffreyzie]

I'm saying!

[@ComradeLeonTrotsky]

lol

[@TheGaryd33]

I REALLY wanna like this comment but it's already at 420... decisions decisions...

[@Yousuck00]

I’d do euthanasia, f cats!

[@Mote.]

This made me laugh so much. He is so funny. Master of comedy.

[@Cuseball121]

“Rosie O’Donnell isn’t a fictional character” “Depends on who you ask bruh”

[@beastemeauxde7029]

I'll shut that thick fella down, I know dat. -Theo Von

[@balance5216]

you know dat

[@JoeLackey]

Manny is actually a good choice. Likeable but can throw hands if things go sideways.

[@Onthebrink5]

He could probably take out 10-15 little grey aliens.

[@SolarJakee]

Hahaha I literally burst out laughing at that cheers dude

[@Damlja]

@@Onthebrink5 If he knocksout the first one, the other ones will be scared

[@johntaylor8463]

His singing would clear a room faster than his hands.

[@MantissToboggan]

@@Damlja Yea but no way they have enough escape pods to get away from him so like dude said, at least 10-15 of those little fucks are gettin dropped

[@SergioFonseca-or3go]

Bro it's insane seeing this dude for the first time on Tigerbelly and now almost all the podcasts I watch have Theo on as a guest and those are their most watched episode love this dude

[@pkernoob786]

This video is how I was introduced to Theo Von for the first time a few years back. I had never even heard his name up until this. I'm so happy that I saw it. Its ability to be funny off the cuff is remarkable IMO. I'm just so happy for it honestly because he is a true character. He makes you want to be friends with him for his interesting insight and borderline goofy behavior, but for all of the right reasons. I'm just super happy for him that he's made it. He's a better conversationalist than stand-up comic. But I feel like he could be a better stand-up comic if he really dedicated more time to writing jokes and fleshing them out over time.... His energy is different though, he's always struck me as an in the moment type character. Which isn't bad by any means. Its insanely funny. I just think he could be one of the best if he sat down and wrote material religiously. But I don't think that's his style or even what he's aiming for. He comes across as someone that is just living life in the present one day at a time as opposed to someone career oriented that becomes the CEO of their own brand. I respect what he does even if he is known for being a bit flakey and what-not. To me he seems like an individual that has dealt with a lot of trauma in his youth and self-medicating, but he's got a lot of insight into humanity, whether he admits it or not. I'm just happy I was introduced to Theo Von and its this video that did it. So thank you for that barstool.

[@dachieo]

He would certainly be one of the greatest comics out of all of his contemporaries if he dedicated himself to standup. Louis CK said as much on Theo's podcast during his appearance earlier this year.

[@shiddyangler]

"What fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?" "Probably Rosie O'Donnell" "That's not a fictional character that's a real person." "Depends on who you ask, bro....but I'll shut that big fella down you know dat."

[@jarrettward511]

R.I.P Billy Conforto got pilled up and drove into an embankment Gang gang

[@paulc4091]

RIP Billy

[@jay6176]

@Jarret ward finally met someone with the same name wtf gang gang

[@zackfranklin6912]

@@jay6176 But your name is Jay. Do you know how this works?

[@jay6176]

Wouldn't drop it on yt and its easier for people to remember but I have 1 t not 2

[@kissmablaekaess87]

Word has it that Billy also crashed his boat into an embankment.

[@Ivanaele]

This video never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣

[@eLuZiveMaRiio]

Bro his answers are so quick, unbelievably decisive and the fact he has a story about everything is insane 😂😂

[@03obietrice]

Theo is still killing it. He's not slowing down.

[@donotrevolt6562]

'somebody from Scotland, no' lolll

[@YusuphYT]

GamerGuy88 I’m Scottish I don’t get this 🥺 EDIT: Now I do GRRRRR

[@Sprite_525]

Crip - to be fair he didn’t say American either and he’s from the states. Just a jokester

[@donotrevolt6562]

@@YusuphYT I'm of Scottish descent. Scottish people are awesome. Just funny how he said that. ;)

[@devilliar3786]

No shit Sherlock. And btw your pfp is a pic of a cat, so Theo doesn’t like you, because he doesn’t like cats, or people who associate with them.

[@jordantucek7153]

Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born." Guy in the back: hard wheeze "Oh, Shit.."

[@user-ol7bt4wp1j]

Bro theo should have been born in the 1930’s

[@evanhepp6185]

6:41 😂I'm dead ☠️

[@KerriHooper]

"Basically pieces of loneliness in your apartment." xD xD xD xD

[@paulc4091]

And thats what a world class comedian is like ladies and gents.

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

He’s just dumb as a brick with a really fucked up past

[@joelhuh268]

@@CANControlGRAFFITI If you think he's dumb then he's a whole lot smarter than you.

[@yescoblol]

CAN Control Hahaha youre so dumb if your perception of Theo is that hes dumb. How ironic

[@vagabondwastrel2361]

Shame he betrayed a friend for a netflix special.

[@lickit8096]

He's funny but he's definitely not one of the greatests ever but then again comedy (just like most entertainment) is very subjective. Bill Hicks is my personal favorite his comedy special "Sane Man" on Netflix had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe it's worth a watch

[@haileym444]

“I heard the lights are on at night though” HAHAHA. Someone needs to study Theo’s brain, he’s nonchalantly a comedic genius

[@sarahcochran6355]

I could listen to him answer these kind of questions for just hours and hours and hours lol

[@Jeffko78]

"Rosie O’Donnel’s not a fictional person." "Depends on who you ask." XD XD XD

[@mr.shlock2146]

Gang gang. Rat pack.

[@333capo]

shouts out

[@Chickentenddies]

gang ga ga gang gang

[@terrybeckwith6913]

Don't touch me bro!

[@sylyjoly]

these questions are wild man, we got some real hitters though

[@zechs3]

Gray block pizza. Get that hitta.

[@ruggerbeck]

Tho is so under rated. One of the funniest lads out there.

[@danieltingsjo2600]

Its all comes natural with Theo, thats the best part. Its not comedy, its just funny.

[@OccidentalExpression]

Everything he says catches me off guard

[@akidnamedcam]

The funniest human being in the history of human beings

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

You know when people talk about street smarts and book smarts? Theo has *life smarts* he throws out random little jokes/bits that are actually quite deep and filled with wisdom, especially for his age. This man has lived a crazy, eventful life.

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

David Bowie - Projection?

[@mankypancakes]

@David Bowie coincidentally, my username "mankypancakes" is actually a description provided by Bowie when asked about "spiders from mars"

[@AllElitePeteRL]

Dave Chappelle?

[@AllElitePeteRL]

Oh my bad I thought you were asking who the funniest was

[@peez9187]

"The pool of piss touched each corner of the wall dude." 😂😂😂

[@KempOfficial]

“They would say ur gay and then beat u”

[@paytonvanwinkle4651]

I love how the guys working the set are laughing so hard in the background.

[@danzelllittle]

I couldn’t hear over my own laughter 😂

[@vHowSway]

“A person?.. manny Pacquiao.”🤣😂

[@Viewmewithyoureyes]

yohesnotabadchoicethoo

[@maceguy1080]

Genuinely hilarious

[@easternag16]

Lmao Theo has so many stories that start out with "I knew a guy" or "I grew up with a guy" or "I was over at my buddies house and." Fvckin hilarious dude

[@tshum9673]

You guys should make him a regular

[@danielfordyce4223]

the man has a career to attend to as well. not just waiting for barstool to call him 😂

[@bigEsmall]

Barstool is lucky to get a guy like Theo, don't get it twisted.

[@TheDeven1000]

Lmao he went in on Chris Hanson

[@stephaniezimbalist3757]

I can see why he was so upset. I thought they liked each other well enough. I can't believe Chris wasn't intelligent enough to realize that Theo's podcast is a Mom and Pop's shop. Theo doesn't have NBC money. It's one thing to get over on a rich ass corporation and it's quite another, to fuck over a sole proprietor.

[@skillzset1066]

@@stephaniezimbalist3757 What did Hansen do to Theo? I missed it!!

[@powerforth8400]

@@skillzset1066 4:20

[@skillzset1066]

@@powerforth8400 Yes, thanks for that I saw it but I still don't get what was the quarrel between em

[@Lama-mp5mq]

@@skillzset1066 Chris Hansen went on Theo Vons podcasts. So as a guest, he was probably flown in and got a hotel paid by theo vons company. Chris Hansen charged more stuff on his hotel bill that was paid by theo von. Having infused rose petals for the bath. Costing theo von 700 dollars, instead of the normal 150-250 dollar stay at a hotel.

[@theodorenelson4194]

THEO!!! YOU THE MAN BRO!!! EVERYTIME I SEE YOU I FEEL LIFTED, GODBLESS BROTHER✊

[@joshedenfield3761]

These were hilarious 🤣

[@willingvessel87]

“Pieces of loneliness in your apartment” is such a good line!

[@renaudbonneville]

Theo is a national treasure. Save that man at all costs.

[@danielwoodford2624]

He don't need saving

[@jonathannorris3209]

Save him from what? 🤦‍♂️ It is sad you are on a post about Theo, who is one of the most original people in the biz.. and here you are trying so bad to fit in you use this lame "phrase" that you have been wanting to use so bad cause you seen everyone else doing it. And it's lame. I've never seen any of them that needed to be saved. From who? For what? Save me from ever having to hear this dumb ish again.

[@kstamper64]

I can listen to him all day and just deal with the gut aches from laughing. I would love to have a conversation with him.

[@XRyanK]

Theo is my spirit animal. In a time of great anguish and need he will appear and tell me the most random facts.

[@ryanhalien8468]

What fictional character would you like to beat up? Theo: “Rosie O’Donnell” “Lol that’s not a fictional character” Theo: “depends on who you ask bro.... but I’d shut that thick fella down ya know that” Lol That’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time

[@mitchcase3830]

Bro

[@henrydooley9632]

Best comedian in the game right now hands down. Seen him live so many times and every time he kills

[@susie7336]

Henry Dooley where do you go to see him live?

[@2hype]

@@susie7336 The Comedy Store, he also tours.

[@henrydooley9632]

Susana Sunshine comedy store in LA. I go a few times a month. Seen him like 4 or 5 times.

[@kristoamadeus4441]

Bill burr Bob kelly Dave Chappell Doug Stand hope

[@Aaron-fe2lw]

I could watch hours of him answering these questions

[@chicagoguntimes]

This was awesome 😄😄😄

[@dylandunlap8118]

Theo Von was the funniest thing barstool has done in years. Made me realize how much this thing has dipped

[@Emf90]

“Uhm probably a Filipino..” lmao I burst out laughing when he said that 😂😂

[@jhaimp.sullivan5618]

Good shit . Ha smh . Jesus .. y'all did great on the questions ..nice energy . Cool vibe . Nothing too outrageous , Enjoyed it . Nice 👍

[@MsRabbitFood]

i love how he explains about being a cat and actually being a dog and all you see is hos finger pointing. this whole thing is gold

[@patrickn8355]

His dad was SEVENTY when he was born?! Holy hell that's a miracle that man was still firing off swimmers

[@parkerstyers4812]

Yeah well he did have to beat autism as a child

[@balagadoo]

@@parkerstyers4812 no he only had to beat an autistic child

[@Ryanoceros06]

@@parkerstyers4812 It was Down Syndrome he beat.

[@Thisthat1234]

The “bad magic” bit was low key hilarious

[@pterodactylptroll]

The three choices for who can meet aliens: someone on coke, a Scottish drunk, or a Filipino.

[@dre_area_5106]

I can watch a whole bunch of Netflix episodes of Theo Von just answering wierd ass questions that fuckin dudes thought process is the best😂

[@donniecope5859]

Depends on who you ask gang gang

[@str8904]

I would love for Theo Von to meet Karl Pilkington.

[@2006MC]

You read my mind. Them talking about their childhoods would be the best thing ever.

[@SimonMooreChannel]

This! Theo's the only person i've ever seen who really reminds me of Karl. They're both so dumb that they are genius. Fan of both, no hate :)

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

Yes! When I first heard Theo talking about his childhood I thought he sounds like Karl's crazy Louisiana cousin.

[@adamsmith2944]

@@SimonMooreChannel theyd be speaking a new common language in 5 minutes

[@adamsmith2944]

if theo went to him he might

[@tikitorch1755]

Love this dude