Chris D'Elia Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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[@thetayterminator1436]

Dude for real has never had a friend die.. I'd still take a 1000 years tho

[@boxermccoy]

Why are there guys laughing in the background like they are contributing to the video?

[@iamnotawafflewaffle6622]

chris d'delia's face looks like a permanent deepfake

[@iriscandy6377]

CRYING WHAT THE FUCK

[@vmitchel1032]

Buddy, I hope you get recognition for this. You have big brain for sure

[@brodelnaz]

What?

[@iamnotawafflewaffle6622]

@@iriscandy6377 when youre in quarantine you think of some shit.

[@iamnotawafflewaffle6622]

@@vmitchel1032 big dick big balls

[@breezy23127]

Chris being Chris while two guys giggle on the other end

[@georgelee1201]

Brooke Friese a comedian making other people laugh

[@timboslice8559]

Pretty much

[@azl2p]

Yeah just watch his podcast, ton of shits like these you'll hear lol

[@Tomdood]

get these flagellums to turn the mic off geeeeez

[@boxermccoy]

Yeah they should have muted themselves

[@Plague_Doc22]

I swear when Chris gets to just speak and improv shit..he's the best. The special was great too but his free flowing stuff is god tier.

[@susie7336]

Plague Doc i love his podcast! So fun! I couldn’t finish his new special. 20 mins in and I didn’t laugh once.

[@Phrate]

Brilliant Idiot yikes you're sad

[@hornedlobster]

So true. Him on the fighter and the kid where he's riffing off the top with Bryan Callen is some of the funniest shit I've ever listened to.

[@tylerblatt7474]

Yesterday my girlfriend asked me who my favorite comedian was at the moment, I said for stand up it's Segura, but for podcasts its Bobby Lee, bit as a pod cast guest... Almost no one can touch Chris, his rants reacting to people are gold.

[@glassjar7814]

Theo Von still the goat of rifting

[@jvillzy]

Imagine someone watching this years from now, they will think D'elia is just a diva that doesnt wanna make the trip to go to the studio

[@cosmotect]

I actually forgot we were in the middle of the pandemic, and that's exactly what I thought

[@leeman27534]

tbh i'm thinking people are probably gonna remember that people were staying in a little bit, really

[@mcaro1]

Years from now this will be seen as normal...

[@Dajmoxker]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@jocomfiresin6982]

As someone watching this three years later... He did say fuck this quarantine in this video.

[@cremejockey8636]

This dude has made a career of talking about everything that annoys him

[@jayglamx3]

I love that about him and Bill Burr.

[@cynthiapreston7170]

and im so jealous about it lmao

[@harrylimeracketeer]

So he’s a comedian

[@rosstaylor1040]

I mean Sebastian Maniscalco had an entire tour named, "You Bother Me". So It's a definite thing with comedians

[@wendel5868]

Ever heard of Bill Burr?

[@Just0wnedEsport]

You know it's Bobby Lee who sends weird shit to him

[@utuberzanz]

S/O to Bad Friends

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

I swear to god I was thinking the same thing lol..Good call

[@jonasjudge3463]

That's all I was thinking when he was saying it lol

[@HilariousStandUpClips]

Without a doubt

[@user-cm2ky4uh9y]

Horyd nosotros

[@LordAsturgis]

This guy wouldn’t be 50 when her got back from Mars, he’d be 25 tops. That’s how young he is.

[@jayglamx3]

He's so young he wouldn't even be 10 when he got back.

[@relizondogzz]

Youngest man alive!

[@stellarcompanion]

Roberto Elizondo 2nd

[@loodlebop]

Youngest guy I've ever seen

[@LordAsturgis]

Jeremy Wilson He’s actually younger than his kid.

[@TheMattJames]

I legit think he’s a far better podcaster than stand up. Don’t get me wrong the Netflix specials are great, but he’s just incredibly talented at improv!

[@Joker863x]

TheTravelMatt same with rogan

[@mugsylogues]

Everything he does is funnier than his stand up. This video is funnier than his special, he should just be himself all the time, that character/ voice he does in his stand up is brutal.

[@viagotanega9898]

TheTravelMatt I was thinking the same exact thing. His podcasts have me dying but I can’t get through his stand up

[@TheMattJames]

@@mugsylogues i sort of see what u mean, its like a more eccentric/streetwise version of him. but then again imagine performing to a crowd of that size, it must be incredibly intimidating.

[@timboslice8559]

His standup is still one of the best rn tho

[@asavalentine6028]

Can you imagine Theo Von as a mall cop on a Segway?

[@michaelpigue5272]

Asa Valentine yes. Honestly doesn’t seem like a stretch to see him doing something like that.

[@jayglamx3]

Honestly, yes. 😂

[@Schmitthouse1]

Pretty sure he wouldnt get hired 😂 theo is funny on the king n the sting podcast but alotta people cant stand him

[@Ethanakawalter]

Bill Burr as the pissed off mall cop "captain"

[@widewatching338]

*catches kids stealing drinks* “Hey dude, y’all ever seen a lesbian make out with a duck?”

[@Zkullz69]

Chris may be canceled but he lives on in my youtube recommendations.

[@dominiktremblay411]

Canceled? What happened

[@ScottieFindsFish]

hes back baby

[@cptcrunchybunchy]

Canceled? Where? He uploads on a regular schedule on his Congratulations podcast

[@ScottieFindsFish]

@@cptcrunchybunchy he came back recently he did disappear and hide when he got “cancelled”

[@cptcrunchybunchy]

@@ScottieFindsFish I know lol I was being goofy

[@definitelynotmate69]

I'd love to hear the new questions the internet has for Chris D'Elia lol

[@MrMartena56]

Just wondering how you got such a young comedian on the show

[@jayglamx3]

Chris probably brought back a permission slip

[@mooreb1421]

The youngest

[@themilkman7043]

Isn't it crazy that he just got a kid and he's STILL so fucking young

[@hector7935]

Young gun

[@kylesmith9972]

He's 39.. Lol

[@nicholasgilvin102]

This could be some of the best answers I’ve seen on these videos. He killed it, well done!

[@Syndrum]

I'm so SICK wit D'elia-19.

[@Lilsushi352]

Only one other person has ever had that...Gregory Peck

[@charlesjenkins989]

@@Lilsushi352 lol

[@user-gu9nx2ww5k]

Did the doctor say that you were too sick widdit?

[@themilkman7043]

@@user-gu9nx2ww5k that was his best guess.

[@jayglamx3]

Yo the babies are the funniest people on the internet 💁🏻‍♀️

[@CrowdPop]

Watching this in 2022 knowing Chris Delia would definitely want to be a substitute teacher in high school 😂😂

[@fightfordawn]

Chris D'Elia: My Life's fine *Curb Your Enthusiasm music slowly fades in*

[@ZenCenterUpaya]

Seems like he's doing pretty well now

[@SBb374]

@@ZenCenterUpaya Lol what do you base that on? He finally made it back to TFATK? He's not doing pretty well. CD is one more scandal headline away from taking a car nap in his garage.

[@ZenCenterUpaya]

@@SBb374 Nah probably the fact that he still makes more money than you and I will ever make combined, has an infant son and sexy fiancee, has a huge following, and will be touring theaters again within a year. But yes, his life is so depressing that he is going to take a "car nap" soon . Totally

[@GrimspecteR.]

Chris “And i like being sexy” D’Elia.

[@ufh9688]

We have more questions.

[@samprith5799]

Come on xD

[@TornAaPaRt]

Ooooooooooops

[@partlycloudi475]

Def talkin about Bobby lee during the laptop question 🤣

[@MTGMitch]

he cant be that rich with that kind of internet connection.

[@1313aves]

MitchInTheKitchen 😂😂

[@claytonbigsby314]

I heard he has 10 sofas in his house

[@mayonees6675]

maybe that's why he is rich?

[@G3CK0GUY]

You going to bring Chris back for more questions from the internet?

[@lovexadore4788]

lol, the comment's from two month's ago sound so positive compared to what they probably will be in next two months

[@closinginonclosure]

Chris D'Elia looking like an "edgy" version of the dad from Full House

[@APAL880]

Saget? were you born last July?

[@jamesgannon7093]

right looking like a young troubled bob saget doin' coke and listenin to s' 311

[@closinginonclosure]

@@jamesgannon7093 😂👌

[@closinginonclosure]

@@APAL880 What? Wtf is that supposed to mean guy? I was actually born yesterday. But what does that have to do with Chris looking like a cracked out Saget from Full House?

[@jamesgannon7093]

@@closinginonclosure He's suggesting you're too young to know saget as you referenced him as the dad from full house, instead of by name.

[@annoingdude]

He looks so happy finally making people laugh again

[@Robert-Downey-Syndrome]

It's 2021...I bet he'd go to Mars for ten years now. He sure as fuck needs the money.

[@JuanSaldana-mf1jh]

I watch a lot of his content and his friends content. This is probably the funniest thing ive seen, heavy hitting with every question. Absolutely funny.

[@hornedlobster]

Have u seen him and bryan Callen on the fighter and the kid? Where D'elia imitates a dragon I've lost my shit 100x lol

[@leoprimo123]

Do it another one with him after quarantine pls

[@Ravage017]

this didnt age well

[@leoprimo123]

@@Ravage017 💀💀💀

[@MMA_Ruskie]

I don’t see that happening

[@alliobiondi1719]

This is probably the greatest ad for a product that I have ever seen. From the first question it killed me. Quarantine was the greatest thing to happen to people. Chris is being real and I love his viewpoint on this bit

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Sitting in multi thousand dollar podcast studio, records answers on Samsung Potato.

[@chesterwardan5515]

XxPermaGrinxX multi thousand dollar? Lol I don’t know why that just sounded funny to me..

[@ryanohning7797]

It’s a MacBook Pro lol

[@XxPermaGrinxX]

Ryan Ohning thanks for letting me know what not to waste my money on.

[@hfslattst4]

@@chesterwardan5515 multi hundred dollar

[@Numbifyy]

he’s at home it’s quarantine

[@johnnyapplessed9756]

I’ve been waiting for this episode for way too long

[@Daveyjokes]

How is the the best one yet AND HE'S NOT EVEN THERE?

[@pogfee]

That's part of why it's better, it's more of a conversation and less like someone is answering rapidfire questions

[@carlosmontanez1173]

Looks like hes been in bed all day and all he did was slick his hair down and put on a tshirt less than 5 min before camera came on.😅

[@studentfilmed]

personality

[@benomazing8783]

Watch berts

[@tougewagon]

Nah man berts was the best

[@danielmulkey]

Whose here after the allegations?

[@whatisthis-uw9ok]

The evil wizard

[@mikebell87]

I know I was just thinking to myself please don’t say be a substitute teacher 😂

[@miky8788]

... is important ?

[@bennoble4517]

Yeah, I hope he didn’t do it. Apparently Callen had some allegations too which would suck if they’re both gone ya know. And now now he’s not doing his podcast and it sucks

[@tyrettacojolo4723]

Lmao I love this channel so much. Y’all should get some of the cast members of Wild n Out on here.

[@stephaniehighland8286]

Very entertaining... loved it!!! Chris D'elia is so funny.

[@auspiciousautonomous2403]

The Harry Potter Powers question ending with f'n a bicycle and his hand doing magic made me love this... (LOVE)

[@kylebrown1002]

When he said “what vibe?” I spit my drink

[@Protectobot]

I didn't know wtf the guy was asking Chris, so when he said 'what vibe?!' I was like, SERIOUSLY! Wtf do you mean?! 😝

[@GnashingOvTeeth]

You know Chris was talking about bobby lee and the forbidden Instagram account at 6:06

[@Snake-bq3kf]

This is just a long version of the Twitter questions segment of the Congratulations Podcast and I fucking love it

[@olegandrushchenko1082]

This was one of the best videos I have ever seen in general

[@Some1SuperAwesome]

Was someone downloading a movie at his place while this was going on??

[@Plague_Doc22]

I notice this alot with US internet..it's like you guys have shit internet over there or something. I can download something, stream and talk on a internet phone and nothing even hickups lol.

[@Acaidia]

Plague Doc Huh? The US has the best internet on earth, we invented it after all. And what you described isn’t impressive, you could do those things simultaneously on mcdonald’s wifi. Also he lives in LA, one of the most populated cities in the US, and since there’s millions more people at home than usual the internet is under a high load thus impacting its performance. In many places around the world the quality would even be much worse than this.

[@123froozen]

@@Acaidia actually the fastest internet is in South Korea

[@BlackPurist]

@@Acaidia bro we definitely don't have the best internet in the world and we didn't invent the internet either Most European countries and Asian countries got us beat

[@TheJarlath9]

@@Acaidia the best please lol sounds like something an american would say

[@thebrisaeflores]

When he calls the cult his friends, man I can’t wait for this log cabin

[@mindjal19]

The bit about scientists was fucking hilarious😂, man Chris is soo good at improv dude is natural and he is killin the Comedy game at such young age too!! don’t know for sure but the dude prolly in his early 20’s

[@TheOneAndOnly.X]

Chris D'Elia is amazing love the guy his 2020 stand up special was his second best special first being man on fire

[@Plague_Doc22]

Agree. And his free flowing stuff like this is what he's the best at. Kinda nuts to think he's this good at such a young age at 3 year olds.

[@brodelnaz]

His most recent special was his worst by far.

[@mkwilson38]

I loved No Pain. The abstractness of the silly goose time in full effect.

[@Dee-Eddy]

I'm going to guess he would choose "die right now"

[@discojohn8753]

I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT HAHAHA

[@jrcmmaxgogoplata8402]

Nah he would choose to be a sub teacher at the high school lol

[@Ukneak]

Seriously the best one ever. I subscribed just based off this one.

[@CodPast]

Chris trying to bring dial up back into style

[@marleeohara7596]

love how he doesn’t use his setup

[@kunuk221]

11:53 perfectly explains his mindset. Took the risk. And got caught.

[@CHVSE77]

That’s a show I’d watch. Mall rent a cops with the whole gang. Chris, Will, Brian, Theo, Bobby and maybe throw in Riff Raff

[@beaumirabito]

Riff raff essentially being a rod farva type if course

[@PulseTriangle]

God bless this man and his actually perfect sense of humor. I feel like Chris D'Elia, Bill Burr, and Joe Rogan are all cut from the same cloth.

[@absolutesemen]

Feel like Chris Hansen’s about to pop out and get me for watching such a young guy on his webcam

[@wyattbiggar7460]

King of the babies

[@dylansewell237]

one of the big jokes in his new special is about him at a mall lol

[@garaz1]

"and I like being sexy" - Chris D'elia 2020

[@gralton]

Imagine being friends with this guy; I could listen to him talk about dirt and it would be entertaining as hell. Lol

[@5dfutanarii]

Josh Gralton he’d want to watch you die but while you’re alive you’ll never have a dull day

[@mrting8808]

Much better format for the show actually! I know it’s due to covid - but it’s funnier this way.

[@aaron-sz4wm]

Legit spat my drink out when he said ill wait another 6 years just for callen to die 😂

[@cynthiapreston7170]

this was worth the wait lmaooo

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Chris do you have dial up internet at your place??

[@bengrabowski8574]

router full o' dents

[@desmondjake2390]

⬆️👍🏽👍🏽

[@robertoarmstrong7317]

Wax the modem dawwwg

[@theduder2617]

Good ole skype for you. 2g all the way. lol

[@Coderedpirate]

I'd only pick 1,000 years if I didn't age until the very end, cause I don't wanna live as a crumbled raisin for 9 more life times

[@sataluis]

Chris puts so much strength on his words the bandwidth cant take it

[@sarahsimon6]

I have been waiting for thos

[@unrealnews]

If D’elia found his Harmon, he could make a great cartoon.

[@BrandonBate]

Challenging format, but he killed it like always

[@gun_ape]

F**k yeah his special was amazing! I'm happy to see Chris blowup the internet!

[@peachmelba1000]

He really wanted to say high school substitute teacher, but ya know...he can't go there now lol😂

[@reisdushanek9384]

His answers are the best I’ve seen 🤣

[@thebooj8752]

This was my favorite video so far

[@ryandazzi5420]

It’s so funny seeing that Chris d’elia is 1 day younger than my dad and they act completely different. Good to see what not having kids does. I’m following Chris 🤣

[@johnsmith4650]

He’s a dad now

[@wyattbiggar7460]

He’s the youngest man alive

[@zebuluntheimpaler342]

Honestly going to work as a mall cop everyday with you’re friends would be the best 😂

[@hornedlobster]

Whole squad rolling around on those electric scooter things. Boss as fuck haha

[@jensejense]

Right? Man i would abuse my new power. ”Walk a little fast aren’t we?”

[@katiedunlap235]

4:21 Sebastian Maniscalco does a great bit of this on “What’s Wrong With People.” He calls the kiosks “huts.” So fucking funny

[@codyjohnson3893]

Strange for such a young person to have this much wisdom.

[@bigehauben827]

He’s 40

[@tylerslusser72]

BigE Hauben eh s’stupid

[@charlesjenkins989]

youngest person alive

[@internaut4257]

@@bigehauben827 so young

[@GeauxRilla]

S'bitch to not get the joke y'know

[@Moloch6666]

Best one so far! :D

[@asasewell3029]

Best one of these

[@lovetoloveyou6305]

“I can’t wait to see my friends die” lol

[@88tapearson]

This is gold lol

[@joshuam3081]

I never want to be near a Zales 🤣

[@jefferyautry3555]

Lol at the end where you say "that was money" I fuckin died I know this is barstool sports but come on really

[@dakotalenzi7630]

What kind of editing magic did you do to fit those mountains on the screen so well?!

[@MMCLLC7]

"Fuck all these kiosks" quote of the week

[@jamesdelcol3701]

A two hour Dinner with Kim K. and DT is like 10 years on Mars. hahahahahaha

[@supercarstalkermiami6035]

Quarantine is killing us all some are hustling from home & others just watch yt,Netflix etc & just endless eat until we’re tired of eating food

[@Brandon84J]

I'm glad to see a guy with such a twisted sense of humor doesn't like violence either. I can't watch bones being broken, the shit erks me out

[@mariadaulton3]

The mall cop question 😂😂

[@tbrwy]

he killed it

[@DigiFolk]

if this was a special, i would pay to watch it...on another level

[@JoeGilly95]

when he said "would you watch The UFC where little kids were beating the fuck out of each other?" i was fucking howling damn im dead.

[@tydontdy3459]

BTS: He had no pants on under the table

[@valentinbonnarde9345]

Few people have pants on these days

[@Shewbirt2]

How many people you know with no pants. Have a job??

[@joewheeler3661]

This is pure comedy.

[@yrsa7637]

Chris in casual conversations is way funnier than stand up chris.

[@ryanparks5828]

so glad this finally happened

[@tjr1]

The golf ball lmaooooooo I'm fucking dead

[@Protectobot]

1000 years?! NOT that long really 😂 life would NOT be that boring, I think!

[@JohnSchiraldi]

Best one ever

[@tonys9579]

No Dents. No need to go for to Mars for 10 years lol

[@lizzardboy2298]

Finally!!! Even though it’s quarantine....

[@Marioxradio]

This is hilarious

[@ValerieEllis]

The face (laughing so much)

[@wyattbiggar7460]

The noise of the Brinks truck backing up in the background was incredibly distracting.

[@jasonwilde197]

Bum Fights was awesome. RUFUS!!!!!!