Brendan Schaub is selling no tickets

Brendan Schaub gets roasted for failing to sell tickets
#mma #ufc #danawhite #conormcgregor #khabib #jonjones #bjj #khabibnurmagomedov #jorgemasvidal #alexandervolkanovski

[@Deraldgjr]

Did anyone tell Joe about this "fight companion"? Brenda is trying everything to get on stage at the Comedy Mothership 😂

[@blood_n_guts_murphy]

The Mothership will instantly lose all credibility the day Joe gives in and lets Brandan play.

[@gabet3754]

Word

[@MoralesCorner]

​@@blood_n_guts_murphyit ain't happening

[@Stephenjackson-lx2tv]

He could get a minute on kill tony?

[@Deraldgjr]

@@Stephenjackson-lx2tvI don't think he has that much new material, unless he goes and watches a few sets at the Mother Ship. 🤣

[@thequimster9865]

Homeless cats 🐈 are way funnier than all these comedians, and they hate it.

[@user-user-user-user.]

I think all of this comedic energy directed towards Brenda is because he is not a good person and has likely thrown a lot of people under the bus.

[@TonsMoreCowbell]

At the end of the day most people also have no respect for someone who cheats on their wife. Men and women both know that’s a shitty person who probably lies about almost everything.

[@phoenixzappa7366]

And he also bullied people. I hate bullies

[@timryan2058]

Correct, he's a garbage person.

[@timryan2058]

I wish he would just stop being such a jerk and turn it around. There's no need to act like that.

[@Killacorn]

Yes, you are right, I was a huge fan since day one. It has nothing to do with his calmedy, he was selling tickets not that long ago. Its because of who he became.

[@fat-girl-spelunker]

Imagine naming your entire brand after some corny ass meme from 2017

[@BigBauceMan]

The guy still uses the Kobayashi joke that he stole from a movie from like 15 years ago hahaha

[@ElPatron42069]

Brendan wants to be Joe Rogan soooooo damn bad 😂

[@johnjames9359]

Schultz is trying to be Rogan and failing miserably at it lol

[@Stonewall2]

The roganest

[@jennyanydots2389]

They are both douche bags so he's got that going for him in his quest to be Bro Jogan

[@holyharlot5222]

The irony is that Rogan is just as unfunny

[@Lenny.262]

​@@holyharlot5222A few days ago, I watched Rogan's latest Netflix special, "Burn the Boats," and it was cringe, totally unfunny. Got it for free but I still felt ripped off somehow 😂

[@poebutcheddar]

Brendan looks like a young Muamar Gaddafi 😂😂😂

[@swexplorer]

LOLOLOLOL... 😂😂😂

[@Ohaechesi]

😂😂😂

[@thecoffinwaslightandfloate9288]

hehe rip

[@samanthab1923]

Joe will cancel that Fight Companion. No Callen now? Just Bapa & Bravo? Dicey Dicey

[@mike1152]

Don't mind me. Just takin' a break from the fryers.

[@dylan4652]

The guy in the red glasses needs to play Jabba the Hutt from now on! They don’t even need any props except green makeup and some warts. He’s perfect!

[@nickm8874]

Did jabba have warts?

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

The guy looks liquid. Like if he took his belt off he'd be a puddle.

[@Bryanpeacock33]

Zac rules watch your mouth

[@davemieze9021]

He’s gonna instantaneously combust from lies and poor ticket sales. His wife is is gonna be like WTF? SELL THE GT2 RS.

[@jennyanydots2389]

Brenda's pretty wealthy believe it or not. If you compare him to most mediocre retired UFC fighters he won the lottery almost. You can tell all the hate and shame is making it not worth it to him anymore though... look at his face, all puffy and weird looking (more than normal) he is a complete alcoholic at this point. When he's not openly drinking which most of the time, I bet he's secretly drinking as well. Liike with a flask in the bathroom kind of shit.

[@pooptricks7906]

Lol spontaneous

[@reeset]

It‘s probably leased

[@dennisrich6029]

I bet on John Africa

[@dg1431]

Who the hell is John Africa?!

[@cazz]

“Little THICK bird might be there toOo” 💀💀

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Luis should be careful. His half hour special is coming out soon and there is every possibility that it will be as bad as Gringo Papi.

[@mabyemabyenot]

Not possible.

[@thetruebatman4632]

BOOM. Someone finally said it!

[@samclark3019]

How dare you

[@logosfocus]

messican specialist

[@MatthewW713]

I have never thought he was funny. But he is at least 5% funnier than Charles Schwab

[@RaDicAL808]

Brendan keeps getting animals because his kids wants them for a little while, like a toy, and quickly gets disinterested. He doesn’t research on these animals and then they either die or he releases them. That’s what it sounds like to me.

[@logosfocus]

or gadooooshes them

[@andrewthomason3626]

Right, didn’t he get a Malinois just to rehome it weeks later? He wanted a badass dog but had no idea how to actually raise one…

[@cleech74]

Calling a lizard “annoying”, is such an odd thing to say. I’m picturing the lizards banging on the glass, and making funny faces at him every time he walks into the room.

[@Deraldgjr]

His kids don't want animals they probably want their Dad's attention. 🤣

[@Tommy-su9tb]

I remember Brendan actually got hundreds of thousands of views per video on each of his KZbin channels/podcast consistently. If he just stuck to that instead of pushing his ego in drama as well as forcefully pursue comedy, he would still do good today. But now his shows only get like 10-40k views per episode, and shows like king of the sting barely touch 100k at best when the peak days, got around 700k views.

[@Podus81]

I used to watch. I was just thinking about how funny king and the sting was at the beginning.

[@island97]

Exactly. He should have stuck to podcasting. The moment he took up standup , he put a target on his back cuz hes not that funny and he talks shit about other comedians .

[@JBadoozle]

Schaub makes Luis Gomez not seem so bad

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

He’s a Real Ass Dude

[@luketambakis4216]

hating on Schaub is getting boring

[@671oneblood]

How can I still not understand this mushmouth even with the captions? 🤣🤣🤣

[@samanthab1923]

Right? I’m constantly rewinding 😂

[@jennyanydots2389]

Schaubs' a good dude bro. You guys are sooo mean to him!! What would your mother say about you right now boy?

[@671oneblood]

@@jennyanydots2389 Nothing... shes dead

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@671oneblood Me Ma's dead too... maybe they are chowin' down on each other's boxes and bee whole's in hell together?

[@671oneblood]

@@jennyanydots2389 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 One can only hope

[@Killacorn]

its not about his cawlmdy its about his lies,ego, and when he started bullying bryan

[@jennyanydots2389]

u can bullee a bullee? water u talmbout bee? Callen is a way bigger bullee son!! He's just too much of a poosy to physically abuse anyone but women.

[@thetruebatman4632]

Yeah but that guy had some leadership qualities.

[@misanthr0pic]

that’s their whole dynamic. that’s bryan’s whole thing with people. they call him old and roast him and he argues back and leads/feeds/sets up more roasts as a bit.

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@misanthr0pic I'm not sure it's all a bit. Guys like Callen seem to be mentally unwell. Most of the "bro's" associated with this group of calmedians seem to have underlying mental issues and major substance abuse problems. These people need therapy, not a fanbase.

[@Killacorn]

@@misanthr0pic no it used to be fun and playful go back and listen to the first couple years ..

[@nonfatalfonso]

i'll walg myself to my own trugg, thank-you brenda

[@hareeballsack7379]

Sumhow Shwab manged to fail at stand-up in two different careers.

[@davidpetruic9557]

'Somehow Schaub managed' is how your first sentence should have looked bud, good try though.

[@anthonytgameaddict]

couldnt stop staring at that dudes big ass head. looks like chris griffin grown up lmao

[@luketambakis4216]

Ironic coming from Gomez. Saw him live and maybe he had a bad night or wasn't his crowd/venue, but he bombed hard. A lot of his jokes are self-aggrandizing in a weird way

[@JPRO1972]

None of these podcasters who ate also comedians are funny . Most of them are lame L.A. comedians . The old days of gritty edgy comics roaming the country and being miserable are long gone.

[@AppleseedVending]

All these clowns suck. Save your money next time

[@CountDoucheula]

What's going on with that guy on the right? He looks like if Staypuft did designer drugs

[@yingle6027]

Putting Animals into an enclosed space where they can't escape and end up fighting to the death is not "nature." I never wanted to be a hater of this guy but that was some real ignorant stuff he was saying.

[@ricardobjj24]

The worst part about Brendans podcasts is having to hear 5 times where he is gonna be performing like man stop

[@bertov12]

I was a fan of brendan, he was likeable, I think the money got to his head and then became what we see today. From tuff and him having the original fighter and the kid on fox.

[@steviechampagne]

classic story of ego destroying the man. brendan has not learned from his mistakes and therefore will be punished by the universe as we all are when we don’t learn from our mistakes

[@nickm8874]

We all went on the same “journey.” Seems likeable enough. Maybe even charismatic. Then you start to notice …. Things He probably has become a worse bloke. But he was always a POS

[@jasonpepper8756]

I think it all started with showtime and mayweather vs mcgregor

[@josephmother2659]

The fact that this video has 40,000 views considering the topic is peak irony 😂

[@bwa_8]

This video is so random. But there are funny moments.

[@gafdl6365]

Dicey dicey

[@matrixkt8673]

Brendan Schaub isn’t gay but his boyfriend is

[@Alexxela19202]

It seemed like everyone would put up with his no funny/dramas/negativity bull shiet till he try to bully Bobby then after that it just went downhill

[@lazloholt262]

Schaub supports Aspinal? Damn. Now Aspinal will never be champ

[@Will-helm]

"I don't care about you at all" (continues talking about him) 😂😂😂😂

[@Randomzzage]

luis talking like schaub wouldn’t fold him into a pretzel and that potato sat next to him

[@YaBoiJeffe]

We donut matter. This guy seems to think we do.

[@Clarkjacksonfitness]

Brendan Schaub is so funny 😂

[@EverydayWithBobby]

Lmao anybody surprised he can’t sell tix’s? 😂 nobody is that interested in dude..and the funny just isn’t there lol

[@DeRock401]

Luke Thomas never made fun of schaub. Schaub is one of the only defenders of schaub lol.

[@TheOGSUspect1]

His cohost literally does segments on schuab so he literally complicit in it

[@OutlawStar87]

Failing at comedy is the funniest thing he will ever do

[@davemieze9021]

When the videos of people talking smack are getting more views of ur own content, things are not good.

[@nickm8874]

And so I put another lizard in …. Has blown my mind hahahah ffs

[@panini79]

People who pay for Brenda😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Achilles_of_Troy]

Dam son , that laugh hur hur hur hur

[@joshkitchen9926]

Ya translate to English is right!

[@MrRafu83]

I wish I had his hairline 😢

[@jesperhjensen1978]

That hairline comes with a cost, meaning a hairline like that at 40, you have to accept that people hate you

[@weenfain2321]

Regardless of what anyone says, the dude does have a great hairline at 40

[@1eleazarjr]

Baredead Lizard is a cool band name.

[@JPRO1972]

I think the car accident story was EXTREMELY exaggerated. Typical Schaub.

[@gordonsundjip1173]

Why are we giving you one hundred grand to bet on Aspinall, Mr. Thiccc Boy?

[@scottpitner4298]

He said dude was a dime

[@sithari518]

"Tfatk sub FURIOUS at me" not really, no one knows who y'arr and no one cares

[@Whyusadd]

Luis is so angry he is average

[@Freethecommons]

I don’t like Schaub because he doesn’t seem to have self awareness.

[@realgoodmind]

Why did he have to fuck over Tom like this? Fuckin hell

[@EverydayWithBobby]

8:05 is all the proof anyone needs….this is a man married to a woman but in love with men 😂 like any man lmfao

[@areichental]

I hope he nukes alcoholism in the same way ge nuked his last special.

[@zak-a-roo264]

He will find making people laugh 1000 times easier.

[@areichental]

@zak-a-roo264 he has enough material in his life and enough funny people around him to crush it if he could lower the ego. hope he doesn't die too early. Dudes got kids.

[@zak-a-roo264]

@@areichental speaking truth...jokingly, it sucks cause I'm sober, if he asked me for help ,rule is I have to help ,whether he's funny or not, vain or whatever ,he def doesnt deserve to suffer a dying drunk, none of us do.

[@zak-a-roo264]

Whiskey, too, I didnt hit the hard stuff till late in a 15 yr drinking binge, when I hit whiskey I was months from done

[@timduke4616]

Did Brendan just jinx Tom…dam Tom sorry to hear your name coming out of Brendan mouth like that😔😔😔

[@VClll]

I think Schaub wrecks Luis cmon

[@marcussmith4913]

better vbuy tickets or miss your chance to see this guy live

[@dbrandon273]

Announcing when he’s doing open mics.

[@MR.TwifterZ]

REDBAR finishes yet another fool

[@islifeacomedy3861]

Bryan is better than Brendan. He needs to stop being a puxxy and realize this and build his own empire.

[@AManCalledDutch]

He’s right about Tom though

[@davemieze9021]

He’s drunk

[@zak-a-roo264]

Breaking the gold rule.....don't get high on your own supply

[@DeRock401]

What is that thing next to Louis ?

[@damotheman4196]

Reminds me of Roy "chubby" Brown.. I don't know if its just the clothes😂 its a nuts "fit"

[@daytonabeachUSA]

Louie Anderson?

[@TalkingThrones]

Rosie O'Donnell

[@hardenxx1335]

King Zac amico

[@kentbeitel9966]

Bapa is always sniffing joe’s seats

[@786_uk-ak47]

😂hilarious 😂not selling 🤣I wonder why 🤣😂🤣

[@guygowan]

Of course, he is not selling tickets... He is a mumbling grifter and people at long last have woken up to this fact. He is living proof that you can't just be what you want to be, Just because you want it...!

[@JWolf-nh9uw]

The end 😂😭😭

[@LaineysDaddy]

Is that adult eric cartman?

[@delightstreetwest731]

Shaub would ko him then choke him out just for good measure

[@user-ft3gm5po9h]

With so many comedians at Austin, wish Joe would sub Brandon for someone else.

[@chikowashere]

I liked the guy up until the Bobby Lee situation.

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

I didn’t like the show after Willl Sasso left

[@scotthall7307]

It confuses me that instead of just shitting on his horrific comedy we always gotta try to make him seem like a bad person but they made a damn good point how many kids you gotta save for us to overlook his horrific comedy and mediocre fighting career? This coming from a guy who watched the "intervention" Joe Rogan years later just to laugh at Brendan's agony as he inverted on himself like a blackhole.

[@Ryley321]

Listen...he might not be your cup of tea but....mate.Wrap it up

[@Boyso5407]

Great job Brendan you just destroyed Aspinall’s career

[@scoizzwald1346]

Chin is wearing the strangest Pantera t-shirt ever. I've heard his music, surely he's not a Pantera fan.

[@Greg-rv5vm]

He's a poser

[@josiffexplosiff1]

I don’t get it I only watched five seconds, but how is this proving he’s not selling tickets? This whole video doesn’t even make any sense it’s just random clips of him talking about different things. One time he talked about tickets and if you go back and watch the actual video. It’s basically him comparing himself to somebody else. It wasn’t even, anything to do with him not selling tickets. This is just weird probably some virgin hating on people making more money than them. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@potatoman57]

Trying so hard to speak like Rogan it’s sad. Major identity crisis. Bear-ed Lizzars Chin.

[@nope44589]

it’s true. he is not funny. he’s just joe rogans friend

[@mruniden]

I hope BS is investing in other businesses quietly... hes going to need income..... his lady wont be there if the money isnt there....

[@ragnarlothbrook4652]

Those Baaiiirrrded lizards man I tell ya B

[@chrisbaco2835]

Can someone just tell him he’s not funny

[@nope44589]

louis would get folded in half by papi

[@proultravioleta]

Why does he look a lot older? He looks like he was under a lot of stress in the last months or something like that

[@frasert8779]

How does NatureIsMetal get away with it? They didn’t personally throw a lizard in the tank after they already ripped one apart to post it on IG 😂

[@vintageludwig]

86'd the gator bite appetizers, bearded dragons ate em all

[@SuperBakersk8er]

Never knew why bispin and his co host stopped doing there pod together wasnt bad!

[@blood_n_guts_murphy]

co host wasn't into MMA, it was so obvious that his heart wasn't into it and it annoyed Bisping, who is much happier now with new guy with the white teeth

[@Suhdude13]

That dude said “eat a bullet”. Literally encouraging suicide. Nice. I crack up about the Brendan trolling thing but I mean honestly, I’ve never heard or seen any of the dudes on that show. Who are they.

[@surfergirl2943]

God the fact that he got Theos haircut without haircut without any shame whatsoever - is wild 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄 . Looks ridiculous - I just don’t get him at alll …

[@viceroyzephyrfish]

stop dogging on this dude lol. isn’t this an MMA page? he hasn’t fought in YEARS

[@mypetvelociraptor]

I wouldn’t smack him if I were you.😂

[@singlemotherRespector]

Kinda feel bad for bro

[@ericg08]

Crazy coming from Luis who is an awful comedian and he would for sure get his ass best bad , Brendan isn't that funny but this dude has no room to talk lol

[@sithari518]

Awesome he saved the kid from the 'burning car'. Shitty he has to mention the kid was fat lol

[@jakemitchell1671]

My God...the ego expressed in these clips could darken the sun. $hit. When did humility die as a trait of human beings? Gomez clearly is addicted to the sound of his own voice, while he accuses everyone else of hypocrisy when he is very literally the living embodiment of it. He's a freakin' meme. NOTHING to offer.

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

Idk you just made me want to watch tFatK again lol

[@goc6331]

this dude aint cool

[@Slugger446]

I’m sorry this guy would get eaten alive by Brendan and joe if he tried to fight them and yes I hate Brendan

[@noahjames1985]

Can we please move on to the next person to hate?! I am getting so bored with Brendan Schaub. Everyone knows he isn't funny. I think we need to start hating someone else. 🤔 Anyone have any suggestions?

[@Zipoqs]

This is cringey