Why has god abandoned us? / beigefrequency / beigefrequency Brendan Schaub is a former MMA fighter and current tropical bird perch. For all his skills Brendan is a D list mma fighter and Z list everything else..
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@TheRealDarrylStrawberry2 жыл бұрын
Somebody said "Schaub managed to have terrible stand up in two completely separate careers."
@mikitesfaye80792 жыл бұрын
That is perfect
@clinttorres25082 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😁👍
@3031mane2 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿i am skeleton💀!!!
@hashvendetta72262 жыл бұрын
Hey, that was me!! Lol
@PunkMartyr2 жыл бұрын
Im ded im so ded lol
@reubenforan43424 жыл бұрын
Everybody laughed when Brendan Schaub wanted to do Stand-up, well, no-one's laughing now...
@nomsdeguerre3154 жыл бұрын
Okay that's funny, thank you for that
@erichazelwood234 жыл бұрын
That brought tears to my eyes
@AHealthySnack4 жыл бұрын
I heard the exact same joke about Amy Schumer
@robotjeans4 жыл бұрын
Thats the problem, everyone laughed and he thought that made him funny.
@thrashpilot4 жыл бұрын
Its a bob monkhouse joke, you won't have heard of him.
@stianw.danielsen29432 жыл бұрын
Brendan: My special was great Joe: it was horrible. Brendan: Yes, you're right.
@MM-qi5mk2 жыл бұрын
Brendan : 100% I suck
@HauntedHarmonics2 жыл бұрын
some say the horrible-est, b.
@quarternipp2 жыл бұрын
oooh closer to the hole sir?
@wm_9640 Жыл бұрын
@@quarternipp always Sunny reference 👌🏻
@jimmyspeedball3512 Жыл бұрын
"100% b, thats what I'm talm bout. Dicey Dicey!"
@Jeneric81 Жыл бұрын
Brendan's dad in 1993: "You're going to be the UFC heavyweight champion of the world! I'm saying this 4 years before there's such a thing as a UFC champion and in a time where absolutely zero people could make a career out of MMA, a terminology that hasn't been invented yet"
@nye3455 Жыл бұрын
And before there were even weight divisions 😂
@redraven16047 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the 20/20 hindsight of the narcissistic pathological liar.
@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.3 ай бұрын
That's absolutely wild! 😂😅😂
@aMANinaSUIT4 жыл бұрын
He’s living proof that you can do anything if you know the right people.
@carclain1233 жыл бұрын
@@jormwinbo6783 and are willing to lose all self respect by embarrassing yourself on a podcast every week
@gamer985023 жыл бұрын
The Kardashians are a status symbol, Trump is president, Rogan sells stadiums for...comedy, insulin is over 1000% markup, slavery is legal, military bases are named after losers. Shit floats in the U.S. of A. Muricaaaaa! *American exceptionalism at it's finest at failing*
@MacChillin3 жыл бұрын
Terrible football player, terrible MMA fighter, terrible comedian. Still successful B.
@floatinggoose91973 жыл бұрын
He's also proof that just because you can do anything, doesn't make ypu soecial or a good person. I know that is basucally unsaid in your comment, but I like to pile on.
@leonardolaleonardo49243 жыл бұрын
and those ppl are.. joe rogan.
@tommygun13814 жыл бұрын
Makes fun of Asian Doctors chinese accent.......Asian doctor turns out to be more fluent and articulate in English than Schaub. Im NOT surprised..........
@justpettet35064 жыл бұрын
schaub has some real tardy speech impediments hahahaha my fav one ever is breapans "rurarled famous comedy store" hahaha
@mcj29674 жыл бұрын
It doesn't work, if doc started speaking like a sissy impersonating Shuab, that would worked
@stephenhartley28534 жыл бұрын
brendan schaub, the kind of guy to say "asposed to" instead of "supposed to"
@eon0014 жыл бұрын
Tommy Gun Yea a lot of the embellishment I can forgive, because your going to want to add some dramatic effect, but the Chinese doctor thing seems so hacky an unnecessary. Feels like he was trying to channel Russel Peters.
@GS-kj6ur4 жыл бұрын
Yeah schaub is a d bag for that he can barely speak his native languagy
@FLAGMACHINE112 жыл бұрын
That UFC doctor seemed like such a sincere guy it’s a shame he’s had to just be reduced to a dumb charicature EDIT: caricature*
@mudlark4099 Жыл бұрын
That's the most frustrating part of it, I feel so bad for that doctor who legitimately seemed to care for his job and patients.
@xiquid302110 ай бұрын
1111111111 QQ😅 13:34
@gutter3399 ай бұрын
*caricature
@johncastillo21949 ай бұрын
Charcuterie
@design1of4709 ай бұрын
I think it's the main reason why I don't feel sorry for the dude. Even if that doctor sounded like that, he's not in the position to make a hacky joke about it. I think the last time I heard another comic do a stereotypical "Asian" voice on stage, it was the 90s.
@donrane2 жыл бұрын
The asian doctor in almost perfect oxford english after Brandons bad parodi was golden.
@jamesjoseph12494 жыл бұрын
Schaub's only contribution to comedy is sitting in a chair while Theo Von makes fun of him.
@eeel904 жыл бұрын
Facts
@saint52vvs4 жыл бұрын
James Joseph perfectly written
@johnnycarson47294 жыл бұрын
James Joseph aw man that’s harsh hahahah
@jamieshouldbeavailable4 жыл бұрын
He's getting better with the come backs. I think working with Theo is helping him BIG-TIME with his timing, and wit. Just my opinion
@caneface874 жыл бұрын
Or when he is gone and will sasso talks about how small the chairs are, could listen to that over him any time
@colehenderson99522 жыл бұрын
Flipping between Brendan’s Asian accent and the actual guy was fucking hilarious
@N8DulcimerOld2 жыл бұрын
Was wondering what this guys fans think comedy is since he shit on several icons throughout this video. Your comment sums it up.
@N8DulcimerOld2 жыл бұрын
@@YearsOVDecay1 I did not know what kind of comedic sensibilities the fanbase of this youtuber would have, since the youtuber chronically hates on legendary comedians. Calling that edit 'fucking hilarious' gives a lot of insight into what yall consider comedy.
@Saint_Nerevar2 жыл бұрын
@@N8DulcimerOld Thank GOD! This guys channel is the biggest group of losers being sad that their are unsuccesfull and pissed that Brendan is not as fat and sad as the rest of them
@justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb80802 жыл бұрын
@@N8DulcimerOld lol it's hilarious because of how horrible it is and how incorrect and offensive it is not because it's actually funny
@justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb80802 жыл бұрын
@@N8DulcimerOld like how stupid Brendan is for doing that joke is what we are laughing at hahaha not actually at the joke
@Gods-bad-boy2 жыл бұрын
"Take your vitamins and say your prayers" What Hulk Hogan really said
@PokeAlotaSmot420 Жыл бұрын
Mr potato could have just heard the V and selectively rembered vegetables lol
@joepermenter7228 Жыл бұрын
Also, Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania comes for you brother?
@brendonross57747 ай бұрын
Whooo! Natural Boy Hulk Hogan! Whooo!!!
@skeletonbuyingpealts71344 ай бұрын
@@brendonross5774Wrong racist blond
@michael-4k40003 ай бұрын
Schaub is my favorite comedians, so when people mock him I start to think "what's the matter with me"¿
@Toosii2times Жыл бұрын
the stroll at 4:44 followed by the “dicey dicey” causes me to go into physical convulsions due to the high levels of cringe
@2Less0is0More26 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂 you nailed it on the head brother
@civotamuaz57812 ай бұрын
Thank god I'm not a native eng speaker, for I'm sure that would kill me, because it doesn't even seem real.
@rexvectumАй бұрын
Lmao yeah are Asian people supposed to be bad at cutting hair? I don't even understand 😂😂😂
@Sokrates804 жыл бұрын
At least he doesn't have to worry about someone stealing his jokes.
@switch-no-comply7784 жыл бұрын
Carlos Mencia: hold my Frankfurt and whole roasted pig..
@MarcusJohnson984 жыл бұрын
Maybe cause he cant tell jokes, only lame stories lmfaoo
@chriswattsdemon79144 жыл бұрын
@@MarcusJohnson98 no shit captain obvious
@Kushbabu4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo
@NewGoldie4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 could you imagine?
@johnhayteable4 жыл бұрын
First user review on IMDB: "His MMA career was funnier." Ouch
@tmass14 жыл бұрын
his mma career was just fine. above average if anything. why is it so trendy on youtube to hate on brendan now lol. I think it's a bunch out-of-shape iincels at their computers who are taking it out on people who look like him. He's NOT your bully from high school and I'm sorry you didn't get laid enough. Being an asshat on youtube to this random guy who looks like people you are scared of won't actually make your ife better. but good luck anyways.
@kevinchavez27824 жыл бұрын
@@tmass1 hi schuab
@tmass14 жыл бұрын
@@kevinchavez2782 damn caught me
@shredkaczynski84144 жыл бұрын
@@tmass1 He competed in the weakest division in the ufc and is best known for getting viciously koed in comical fashion. He is definitely not above average.
@Xpwnxage4 жыл бұрын
@@tmass1 I doubt Brendan's career would be considered above average record wise. He certainly wasn't great but he wasn't terrible either. Dude knocked out old Cro Cop. That counts for something. Your comment definitely comes off as someone who is either a salty ballwasher or projecting their own life scenarios.
@Gorguruga2 жыл бұрын
Brendan using a strong Chinese accent for that doctor is equivalent to someone doing an impression of Brendan and using a strong German accent just because he has German heritage.
@INTJ91 Жыл бұрын
The guy didn’t even have an accent. He had a generic American accent. So he didn’t even play on a stereotype he fucking just made shit up to embellish it.
@rockyevans1584 Жыл бұрын
Man speaks better than Brendan. Brendan did the same to his Hollywood born wife lol
@colbymasvidal2397 Жыл бұрын
Hes punch drunk..
@chrisredfield6274 Жыл бұрын
Brendan walked up to me in Beverly Hills and said to me "Was ist das? Vuld you like zees German sausage straight from zee heart of Deutschland???"
@billypribbo9668 Жыл бұрын
It's a really classy way to pay back someone who gave their time to making sure you were safe and healthy.
@jacobphilip39772 жыл бұрын
The Asian doctor accent is especially interesting when you can guarantee Brendan could never get through “board certified ophthalmologist” without sweating and grimacing. Also it’s not talked about enough that Papa Rogan also has a weed gummy bit
@Jasondavisvids3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan needs to talk him into retiring from comedy like he talked him into retiring from ufc
@VanishedPNW3 жыл бұрын
Rogan needs to tell himself this in the mirror.
@51dodoc3 жыл бұрын
@@VanishedPNW While I don't find Rogan funny at all he has a big audience and many people willing to pay to see his stand up. Can't say the same thing about Brendan...
@r.a.88613 жыл бұрын
Can both Rogan and shaub gtfo of comedy pls?
@keithcummings6913 жыл бұрын
Argagaga argagaga argagaga argagaga!!!
@BomChickyBowWow3 жыл бұрын
Dim - So does Jeff Dunham. Doesn’t mean anything.
@chizluis25934 жыл бұрын
The Asian doctor speaks more fluent English than shaub
@Nerflover100974 жыл бұрын
Turkey Listnah my favourite comment I've heard in a long time
@frostywasp17434 жыл бұрын
@Turkey Listnah Ay bruh, that shit is way too descriptive lol. I'm not even gonna ask you if that legit happened but thanks for ruining my snack lmaol
@whereyouatgeorge14884 жыл бұрын
Royal Lee damn, you are like really mad.
@ghw19854 жыл бұрын
100% what a hack
@whereyouatgeorge14884 жыл бұрын
Cameron Yamaguchi Catfish, what are you talking about?
@jeremypayne50787 ай бұрын
Gotta love how they bribed people with a discount to "Give the kind of review Brendan deserves," but the discount wasn't tied to what level of review you gave. So he ended up giving probably dozens of people discounts for publicly hating his special.
@ruhruhruhruhruheisjsij Жыл бұрын
I was more interested in the documentary about the UFC Doctor than I was in this guy's Netflix special lol
@Thakurufaan4 жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub: I am a good comedian and a good fighter Joe Rogan: No you are not Brendan Schaub: i totally agree
@HDoug4124 жыл бұрын
Thak Schaub: “If I’m being completely honest here, and I know I’m gonna get some flak for this but it’s whatever, I really don’t think my stand up is half bad at all.” Rogan: “it’s terrible” Schaub: Yeah, don’t get me wrong, you’re 100% right Joe and I completely agree. But don’t you just kind of think it’s maybe not that bad?”
@samuelfitzpatrick20034 жыл бұрын
100%
@Tbone14924 жыл бұрын
I think Rogan and Bryan need to have another sit-down and let him know his Comedy is takin damage time to retire 🤦
@Tbone14924 жыл бұрын
@Willie Slim McCoy I'm watching fight Pac-Man🕺👑 Como Vai? You tryin to say I'm not funny Pato Suave! I posted a short Trolling Clip on my page I'm funnier than that Bum Shuabs!
@nowhy40014 жыл бұрын
@Dangerz Own yah im definitely pissed. Bert kriescher is waaayyy better than rogan. Dont compare the two. Rogan is horrible at stand up. Just for old stoners and people that like yelling
@SM-ov4vl4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to Joe’s intervention where he tells Brendan he sucks at standup too
@hennessyji22984 жыл бұрын
This comment is actually clever and funny!
@ibexdnb28794 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@hamishdowling41634 жыл бұрын
That would be peak irony
@BoomBoomBoom..4 жыл бұрын
Unless removed.. Last Schaub Rogan Fight show.. Rogan asked So when do you stop doing stand up? Swab answered as tho Joe was talking about himself.. Said but Joe you've never been better.. Weird
@sergio1994074 жыл бұрын
Joes stand up is trash too tho
@hoonaignachowaneha2 жыл бұрын
Schaub getting a comedy special is like finding out your boss hired a new manager because he was in his bowling league.
@Nics-D-Ace2 жыл бұрын
He's worth millions and you're a hater making hack comments
@lindseyormsbee Жыл бұрын
Update: "You'd be surprised" is going strong with a 1.7 IMBD rating. "Gringo Papi" has a 1.1
@MasterRoyalSnow4 жыл бұрын
That hard cut to the Asian doctor speaking perfect English.. literally the most cringe thing I've seen...
@DerDoenerInMir4 жыл бұрын
I thought only that made the gag salvageable actually.
@SupaSe7enSwift4 жыл бұрын
holy fuck the worst
@killerdls4 жыл бұрын
When Opie and Anthony fans are calling you Racist, you know you fucked up. Jesus I cringed the hardest in a long time
@losgryfog4 жыл бұрын
knowing how racist most Asian people are towards my people (black), I'm legit conflicted. My personal beliefs make me say "fuck off Brandon", but for all I know the Doc might get off to Asian comedians doing black stereotypes about black doctors.
@youtubestuff13174 жыл бұрын
Royal fuck right? Jesus this makes me shit
@JustinWhangYt4 жыл бұрын
The cruel irony is that I would have never watched this thing but now I'm curious to see how it all comes together.
@BeigeFrequency4 жыл бұрын
It's hard to explain how bad this special is because it isn't bad in any exceptional way other than the asian jokes. It's just really unfunny. It''s 15 minutes stretched into an hour by not tightening up any of the jokes. It feels really unprofessional and that is coming from me.
@doobs1614 жыл бұрын
@@BeigeFrequency I only watched that Nanette bullshit bcuz I heard how bad it was. Now you've made me curious about Schaub's Shit Show. I must be attracted to car crashes.
@system-error4 жыл бұрын
@@BeigeFrequency what's your verdict on Luis J Gomez, he did a special recently. I've never seen his standup and have no interest, but I never miss his podcast with Bisping. Now Bisping is a legit funny guy, and he won a UFC championship too. He's everything that Brendan wishes he was, and more, it must be horrifying for Brendan. Bisping also has a very funny elaborate running joke about a secret second family he has in Asia, who he threatens into silence with a rubber shoe. So he can even do Asian jokes better. As for Luis though, well he says he's a pro comedian, but he comes off more like the straight man in that podcast tbh.
@ianundercover62954 жыл бұрын
Whang! We love you over at Down The Rabbit Hole stream on Braunheiser channel
@jonw34624 жыл бұрын
@@system-error Agreed, i have nothing at all against Gomez but never heard him be funny at all tbh and ive heard him talk alot.
@SLURM1872 жыл бұрын
A prime example of being surrounded by yes men for way too long.
@SUPEROGRE50002 жыл бұрын
This is all Joe Rogans fault
@kayvonweinstein89653 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think this is young Jamie's youtube burner account
@terrsham56073 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@JSpivey913 жыл бұрын
Lmao that had me rollin 😂
@michaelpignato86293 жыл бұрын
Thats actually really smart and interesting lol
@JammyTom3 жыл бұрын
😁😁😅
@awentimes82213 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much that I now believe that Kayvon Weinstein is actually young Jamie. Fractals.
@TOADALLY1234 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan is responsible for this.
@juanpistole39944 жыл бұрын
preach
@mambamentality76174 жыл бұрын
Lmao na you make ur own choices no ones responsible for what you do
@jeffeverett15994 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan is absolutely the worst comedian i have EVER seen...he sucks for sure!! A true comedian is someone like Bill Burr, who is the best EVER, and like Chapelle and Pryor. All these people like Brendan, Rogan, Tom Sequer, Ari and Burt Krycher all just tell stories. Joey Diaz is a story teller but he is also extremely funny. Bobby Lee, Bryan Callen and
@commanderbudz4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Everett dude joe is touring with chapelle right now 😂 how is he the worst
@alialtinel29604 жыл бұрын
Jeff Everett I actually find Rogan funny listening him. Watching him worsened the experience. He is still entertaining.
@picklesimp2 жыл бұрын
Papa moist sent me here
@arianzd29332 жыл бұрын
who is here from moist ?
@Hgh382 жыл бұрын
Me
@BillMota4 жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaubs Stand Up Is Worst Than His Stand Up...
@g3ntl3234 жыл бұрын
This is an unappreciated comment.
@ehvvdude4 жыл бұрын
goteem
@ehvvdude4 жыл бұрын
@@g3ntl323 i agree
@ehvvdude4 жыл бұрын
@daniel raleigh its alot funnier if u dont repeat the joke and type out the context of it lmao
@BarbarossaSC24 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@timslee06184 жыл бұрын
Bisping is funnier than Schaub. Facts
@vikashloitongbam28114 жыл бұрын
I fail to find an argument to that statement!!
@vikashloitongbam28114 жыл бұрын
So is the entire AKA camp!! I'd rather watch khabib and cormier banter over this garbage Schaub put out!!
@MrAppie90904 жыл бұрын
Bisping is funnier while just making casual conversation than Schaub is writing a special. The believe you me podcast is great!
@rsmith71954 жыл бұрын
@@MrAppie9090 Schaub said he has a few writers
@pez---4 жыл бұрын
literally everyone in the UK is funnier than Shwab
@bane3991 Жыл бұрын
To add to your point about him telling the story about watching the first UFC and his dad telling him he will be the heavyweight champion of the world. Weight classes did not exist in the UFC until 1997. It was all open weight. The first UFC did not have any weight classes.
@Willmcgill999 Жыл бұрын
I love how this video is the second thing that pops up when you search “Brendan Schaub stand up special”😂
@elvis3164 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan laughed at one of my jokes, I'm going on the road.
@james03pearce4 жыл бұрын
Josh The virgin Micheal
@noahziegler34784 жыл бұрын
I liked his first two specials and then I heard a hundred of his podcasts Now I hate him lol
@GoemonNeogeon4 жыл бұрын
@Niall Lappin the internet fucked your brain you very not manly dingus
@PurpleLightning6was94 жыл бұрын
@Niall Lappin lol
@elderrusty5414 жыл бұрын
Josh Micheal he’s a hypocrite, he gave Amy Schumer a pass for joke theft but he railed on Carlos Mencia
@Prestige0912914 жыл бұрын
His special is listed as horror on IMDB.
@elmojedburgh34814 жыл бұрын
I thought that you were joking but when i checked the IMDb you were right about it ..... I couldn't believe it and it's hilarious 😂😂😂
@MrRoundwound4 жыл бұрын
You’re right!
@The-Silliest-Billy4 жыл бұрын
The title implies jumpscares, idk
@themodularmodular3 жыл бұрын
goddamn! hahaha
@HighlyRegardted3 жыл бұрын
Heroes are real, faith in humanity = restored, thank you kind dark haired Nord for sharing this bright news with me
@MustardAndFries11 ай бұрын
5:13 the cut from this joke to the guy speaking in the most typical plain English is so funny I cried laughing.
@0hopscotch07 ай бұрын
His career. That’s the punchline of his comedy
@ppgliderbrigmatiusmostcold51204 жыл бұрын
That "Asian Doctor" speaks English 17x better than Schaub.
@damondziewiontkowski56234 жыл бұрын
If you remove the slang from Shaubs vocabulary, he is essentially a mute.
@halfbreedheathan50544 жыл бұрын
18x 🤣
@nefrig79204 жыл бұрын
@@damondziewiontkowski5623 whatdayamean dawg? Oh. I see...
@thehound32024 жыл бұрын
lol sad but true. Very articulate accomplished dude
@politicallyatheist13794 жыл бұрын
And better than the narrator of this video. He butchered so many words.
@MrOuija-rr8kq4 жыл бұрын
It makes me upset that Brendon has more comedy specials than Bobby Lee
@ffnovice74 жыл бұрын
Doan hate the gang playa hey the game
@teflonthedon13584 жыл бұрын
Yea for real the fucks that about
@kingwithoutacrown64344 жыл бұрын
lefu your comment gave me a stroke
@joshshin7924 жыл бұрын
NOSOTROS PAPAYA
@MachSea4 жыл бұрын
I blame Pink Dick.... And he's working on one with All Things Comedy. Only a matter of time.
@alexrogers90512 жыл бұрын
The line”only man to fail In stand up in 2 different careers” is the best shwobble line
@greyham5620 Жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub is the Jared Leto of MMA and Stand up.
@JesseWinford693 жыл бұрын
His stand up in comedy is just as bad as his stand up in the UFC.
@miroljubpetrovic34893 жыл бұрын
Somehow KOed cro cop
@SliceofBread1233 жыл бұрын
Nah, it’s worse
@timjim8753 жыл бұрын
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 cro cop was like 38 though
@kingadalou3 жыл бұрын
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 it only takes one.
@kentuckyrex3 жыл бұрын
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 I love Cro Cop and he could whoop my ass now, but he was way over the hill then.
@PCproffesorx2 жыл бұрын
This legit has more views then his comedy special and I love it.
@rustyshack17072 жыл бұрын
LMFAO please assure me you’re being serious dude, that’s hilarious. What are the exact numbers if you know? I know they’re lower than the number of fights he’s “won” hahahaha
@Toy1er2 жыл бұрын
0/10 Not Hot Total Pig
@mya37462 жыл бұрын
I’m wondering why this doesn’t have more likes 💀😅
@burrybondz2252 жыл бұрын
@@mya3746 because his special is on a paid platform.
@colbymasvidal2397 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that these type of videos makes him cry and go into depression, hes an EGO maniac🤣🤣 Remember when he said that he could hang with Cain Velasquez when it came down to Wrestling and people would be suprised🤦♂️🤦♂️deluded..
@user-do3lr3bn3r6 ай бұрын
Everyone has to smell his cologne before starting a joke or haplessly delivering the punchline two octaves lower than how he remembers, Brenbren can’t tell his face from his ass and it’s genuinely awful for someone who had trained with guys that had lunchboxes for hands
@user-do3lr3bn3r6 ай бұрын
Not much to dissect, eh?
@HockeyUnreal Жыл бұрын
I LOL'd a bit at Browne having hit him so hard that he lost his memory regarding the accent of the Asian doctor
@zinknot3 жыл бұрын
"he was Asian as shit man" that was the cringiest one to me.
@justmarc20152 жыл бұрын
DICEY! DICEY!
@codymachado2 жыл бұрын
@@justmarc2015 lmfao i dont get it at all
@WillJM812802 жыл бұрын
Aww, was da wittwe baby offended?
@Superstarseven2 жыл бұрын
@@WillJM81280 Are you some tryhard Right Wing edgelord?
@jayh72262 жыл бұрын
And then that stupid fucking walk
@football4life854 жыл бұрын
Brendan used to do mma and now does “comedy”. One gave him brain damage and one gives us brain damage.
@simmiemagnsusson70454 жыл бұрын
Eric Cartman i read that in an cartman accent
@Kushbabu4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@delboyeire71204 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha now that is funny
@Scrimparmy4 жыл бұрын
Tit for tat that’s what I always says
@chrisbrooks2804 жыл бұрын
Fking nailed this lol
@walidkhan616 Жыл бұрын
"Oh shit man that's tight man that's tight" I swear he got that from tuco
@davidwight5544 Жыл бұрын
"It's not what you know, it's who you know" -Whoever
@krell21304 жыл бұрын
shwab: that guy's on fire rogan: i think he looks sluggish tonight shwab: hunderd per cent
@noirxplorer31854 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@adrianclaridge5704 жыл бұрын
Okay great.
@foufdog4 жыл бұрын
I've noticed that when they are on fight companions 🤣
@DexterGrifFTW4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@stoned_4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha ha
@zachanundson334 жыл бұрын
The way he disrespected the dr from the ufc is embarrassing.
@kevinosborne9384 жыл бұрын
I wonder what other fighters think of that..... because he is well respected
@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын
It's upsetting actually
@mikethestoner4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that really annoyed me
@juniorc15214 жыл бұрын
Wow when you actually hear the actual doctor speak it just makes Schaub look like a super prick.
@phoenixhwang56964 жыл бұрын
@@juniorc1521 when u hear Dr.Hsu speak ....it makes the joke halirious.... Everyone relax...it's a joke
@thedarkknight70382 жыл бұрын
Brendan just needs to get regular job.
@DENNISMFMENNIS Жыл бұрын
Joe has the best delivery on the, "I think you'd be surprised." It makes me laugh every time (unlike his standup) in its heartlessness. What a good friend. 😂
@JohnGalt9164 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest if it wasn't for Joe Rogan co-signing him. He would just be a blip in UFC history that no one remembers.
@Gekokujo764 жыл бұрын
One hundred percent, B.
@sybo594 жыл бұрын
coolerintext Let’s be honest you. Don’t quite know how to use periods.
@TheUnholyPosole4 жыл бұрын
Rogan helped his friend out with a career, that's nothing to cry and complain over. Grow up. You sound as childish as Schaub.
@rustyshackleford27994 жыл бұрын
coolerintext your content sucks balls
@ogskywalker56694 жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t for joe he’d still be getting knocked out in the ufc bud
@tommygun13814 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan......you need to have "the talk" again with Brendan.
@christophercolumbus11694 жыл бұрын
Tommy Gun yea time for another change of career. Comedy is NOT a viable option for him.
@fsmfsm99414 жыл бұрын
joe sucks at comedy too.
@dustinbrehm23104 жыл бұрын
Agree but afterwards somebody needs to have "the talk" with Joe.
@tadm1234 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan sucks at comedy too, he wouldn’t be able to tell
@system-error4 жыл бұрын
For the circle to be complete, Schaub now needs to tell Rogan to retire because he considers him shit based on all the comedians he's watched over the years. Then Rogan needs to take up cagefighting instead, and then go into the cage and get Ben Askrened in 3 seconds. Circle complete
@FardtilUshid Жыл бұрын
"they know me as the doc" "So this GIANT oriental doctor strolls in..."
@travman19873 жыл бұрын
Brendan is like the bosses son at work. He is where he is because of who he knows but he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. No ones likes him but are forced to pretend to because you work there.
@yuga4K2 жыл бұрын
Damn lol
@chrisredding60342 жыл бұрын
Very hard to have one of the most respected podcasts on earth if no one likes you. Man, what do you guys do all day other than just laser beam hate through your eyes and judge everything you possibly can? That is a crappy way of life, I don’t have a horse in the race but to be running 4-6 different podcasts and be touring stand up at the same time? If nothing else, it’s impressive because he is working is butt off to get where he is. And a lot of people love him including joe Rohan so talk crap about joe??
@travman19872 жыл бұрын
@@chrisredding6034 Chris Redding is the kinda guy who has his nose in the bosses sons ass at work.
@longshotdiedtired15822 жыл бұрын
Like the bosses son n law lol
@421bb42 жыл бұрын
I ran into him without knowing who he wasn’t, I still didn’t like him
@lookbetll83533 жыл бұрын
Michael Bisping is way funnier then this muppet. And he's not even comic
@Joshuavancruz3 жыл бұрын
OUCH. In Brendan's words: "One HUNDRED percent."
@ryanhineson26353 жыл бұрын
Of course he is, brits have banter. This clown is not one bit funny
@steverogers76013 жыл бұрын
Micheal bisping is not only naturally funnier and way more funnier than schaub, but I believe that he’d kick schaub’s ass in an MMA fight.
@Grugrusnofrus3 жыл бұрын
@@steverogers7601 Schuab is still a heavyweight. Hw vs middleweights have a huge size difference
@steverogers76013 жыл бұрын
@@Grugrusnofrus Yea but that weight is all fat from not training. You do know that not training vs training makes a difference right? Not to mention, schaub was never a champion (lmao) and Bisping did make it to the top.
@satty50302 жыл бұрын
I just imagine someone shouting "I know you're lying" probably one the time where a heckler would have roasted the comedian.
@waltercolombe61052 жыл бұрын
Is that the theme song for "The Ropers" in the background?
@Roseland84 жыл бұрын
I walked past Joe rogan once in an airport, I am now a comedian
@juvedoo994 жыл бұрын
I watched a few of Rogan's podcasts. I'm a comedian now too! Damn it's too easy!
@keenl40574 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan isn't even a comedian so he makes everyone else look like comedians
@loganobrien65184 жыл бұрын
@@keenl4057 ...he literally does stand-up
@keenl40574 жыл бұрын
@@loganobrien6518 that doesn't make him a comedian
@loganobrien65184 жыл бұрын
@@keenl4057 So than what does? Your subjective opinion of him?
@manifestgtr3 жыл бұрын
Dude, that Asian doctor thing is just painful. I haven’t cringed that hard in a long time. I’m having a difficult time “uncringing” the muscles in my face...
@MiQeyStorm173 жыл бұрын
Must be tough being a virtue signaling beta male. Your cringing will one day save the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@manifestgtr3 жыл бұрын
@@MiQeyStorm17 Virtue signaling, please....I’m the LEAST pc human being this side of 4chan. There’s a difference between funny racial humor (Patrice O’Neal, George Carlin, Chris Rock) and this nonsense. If *you* think this is funny and *didn’t* cringe your face off at that bit, I don’t know what to tell you. Go listen to some Richard Pryor or Patrice O’Neal....unfunny is unfunny regardless of your stance on political correctness...
@MiQeyStorm173 жыл бұрын
@@manifestgtr Ok... however, you did virtue signal by point out how offended you were at the bit. You want people to know you are not racist... right? Do that with your actions instead of words by simply not being racist. People will notice. Also, don’t be so defensive... it makes you look guilty. Indifference goes a long way. Sorry for taking a shot at you. God bless.
@zeroadeux3 жыл бұрын
@@MiQeyStorm17 found the braindead brendumb schaub fan
@MiQeyStorm173 жыл бұрын
@@zeroadeux Sorry but no. I could not care less about Schaub. Nice try though (not really).
@Jake-py4lf2 жыл бұрын
“Beast of a work ethnic” lol 😂
@scottmatlock6169 Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail for this video explains it all, I don't need to see no more lol ahahaha.
@dillonkrueger45352 жыл бұрын
What killed me is him doing an Asian accent and the guy talks completely normal no accent
@nam61282 жыл бұрын
That asian doctor spoke clearer english than brendan can
@perrybb22 жыл бұрын
My son is half-Asian. I hope people don't make fun of him for having a non-existent accent when he grows up
@phineasgage82522 жыл бұрын
@@perrybb2 His male friends will, that is how guys show affection, to break eachothers balls
@signoguns85012 жыл бұрын
You cant talk without an accent lol. The doctor talks with the generic US accent. Sorry to be annoying, but I see quite a lot of people say that. Its impossible to talk without an accent.
@hushravelle2 жыл бұрын
@@signoguns8501 the phrase is intended as there being no relative accent, not that there's literally zero accent.
@Emily00Strange4 жыл бұрын
He lied about the Asian Doctor having a stereotypical accent, so I'm going to assume he lied about his Asian Barber being named "Jamal".
@KlossN4 жыл бұрын
If you believe stand up is real, I've got news for you
@HighlyRegardted3 жыл бұрын
KlossN Welllllp Richard Prior really did smoke crack and catch on fire and make movies with Gene Hackman...
@HighlyRegardted3 жыл бұрын
KlossN Jim Carrey really did make those crazy faces and noises come out his mouth....
@HighlyRegardted3 жыл бұрын
....Shaub.... really ... did... get punched in the face and lose a fight? And then lie about it on stage? Okay that is funny Lol
@Bumpy_barejevo3 жыл бұрын
Also that is something that would only be funny if we were all in seventh grade.
@AngerOfTheLand9 ай бұрын
I had a bootleg UFC vid when I was a kid. The first few ufcs are nasty. No one watched that and said "I want my kid in there". The asian guy getting hit in the balls 40 times in a row lives rent free in my head for life.
@bigpunisher44837 ай бұрын
Joe Rogan is a terrible comic😳
@chachi367518 күн бұрын
Oh yea its atrocious
@beng46974 жыл бұрын
Shwab has slept more people with his jokes than he did with his punches.
@kefkapalazzo14 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tylohbolton844 жыл бұрын
Took me a minute 🔥😂
@skylerclark47304 жыл бұрын
damn..killed it😂
@soniclevels15144 жыл бұрын
kefkapalazzo1 LMAO AAAAAHHHHH that was funny lmao 😂🤣😂🤣
@0kewl4 жыл бұрын
Slammed
@dailydissent60763 жыл бұрын
The UFC doctor is one of the most well-spoken mainstream English speakers I've ever heard.
@CodenameKarl3 жыл бұрын
What the heck is a Mainstream English speaker? Lol
@dailydissent60763 жыл бұрын
@@CodenameKarl Someone with no particular accent that originates from another region. The most common "American" one.
@whyareyoureadingthiis8862 жыл бұрын
huh?
@dailydissent60762 жыл бұрын
@@whyareyoureadingthiis886 Yep. You're welcome.
@foxglove652 жыл бұрын
@@whyareyoureadingthiis886 Thank Daily Dissent for his service. Thankim.
@gabrielcoelho19 Жыл бұрын
Watching again after three years... Man, what a dumpster fire of a ''comedy'' special.
@Bobbleheads5611 ай бұрын
I love the part where he implies that Hulk Hogans message was “don’t do drugs” 😂
@gasjebasje9911 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that was Mr. T
@0kewl4 жыл бұрын
The ending to Schindler's List was funnier
@kamil73074 жыл бұрын
Even ending to Schumer's Special was... no, it wasn't.
@soniclevels15144 жыл бұрын
LMAO DAAAAYUMMM!!! ... 🤣
@noahconnors80014 жыл бұрын
@Tom Spencer Hey Tom
@noahconnors80014 жыл бұрын
@Tom Spencer the ending of Schindler's list was funnier
@soniclevels15144 жыл бұрын
Kamil S LMAO!! I Didn’t see this comment haha... Schumer.... haha SPECIAL!!!! LMAO 😂 🤣
@justcallmeq81203 жыл бұрын
how does joe have so much pull in comedy, his own is literally unremarkable to put it best
@lightupthedarkness67623 жыл бұрын
Podcast clout transfers over
@jasoncallow61513 жыл бұрын
Also he saved the comedy store by standing up to Carlos Mecia when he was stealing jokes in the 90s. Joe got banned for that and is seen as wholly responsible for sorting everything out and creating a much better comedy community
@overtherenowaitthere3 жыл бұрын
Joe is a great comic, not the greatest. He's just the best one out of his group of friends like Jim Norton and that Anthony cumia guy. I'd say he's better than Joey diaz too. He's just not on the level of like Dave Chappelle or Louis CK which of course they're some of the best comedians since George Carlin passed.
@visionofdisorder3 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncallow6151 "sorting out", he paid a shit ton to keep the comedy store open, which made him a patron saint of LA comedy... he is respected for his money and power, not for his own material
@bonkboi4203 жыл бұрын
@@overtherenowaitthere you're delusional if you think Joe is funnier than Anthony or even Jim
@Lastman7372 жыл бұрын
Great video apart from the parts where you show his stand up
@Reddrik Жыл бұрын
“Sacagawea’s purse-“ Hey, not bad. “-Spread over her carcass now-“ Ah, nevermind.
@PewPewFig4 жыл бұрын
It's cringey how he acts like he always wanted to be a stand up comedian when we all know he just looks up to joe rogan that much
@christophert84194 жыл бұрын
King Kong Even though Rogans less funny than Amy Schumer. Seriously these guys just need to stick to podcasting
@PewPewFig4 жыл бұрын
@@christophert8419 I agree Rogan is awesome as a UFC commentator, and as a podcaster, but the man is not funny.
@gavinminty49744 жыл бұрын
King Kong You must be high.
@MrSh4des4 жыл бұрын
@@PewPewFig women watch their comedy because they're impressionable. My girlfriend watched rogan before i pointed out he sucks.
@infamousdoom68314 жыл бұрын
@@MrSh4des fake story, you've never had a girlfriend incel
@Remorsefullyhumble4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't find shaub or Joe Rogan funny,in normal conversation yes but in stand up ...no
@thepistolguy8594 жыл бұрын
Same
@mesadrums3754 жыл бұрын
Joe is bad in the sense of that he has his audience and plays to them. Never adapts. But he can structure a joke and punchline properly still. Brendan’s is tough and cringy to watch. I couldn’t tell when he starts a new joke and finishes the old one.
@JoseLopez-xd8gv4 жыл бұрын
Huge joe fan he can be funny on his podcast but his stand-up is horrific
@Tkenny354 жыл бұрын
What’s crazy is Joe headlines theatres with sold out shows and at the comedy store he has his own like “Joe Rogan and friends” type of show. I respect the hell out of Joe but his stand up isn’t funny at all. Maybe he’s better live? Then again who am I to judge while he’s making millions
@mesadrums3754 жыл бұрын
Kenny Tran 1. Most comedians are better live, especially in clubs where they can be dirtier. 2. Comedy is subjective. I’ve seen people cry laughing from basic puns or knock knock jokes. Joe has a built in audience who finds him funny, and it’s not like his shows are surprises. He talks about them all the time.
@medusamedicates97712 жыл бұрын
Even his ace Ventura impression had terrible delivery
@domingoarroyo21792 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's worse his stand up fighting or his stand-up comedy 😂😂😂😂
@jeremythomas46604 жыл бұрын
When Brendan went on Rogan after the special came out Rogan could never compliment him, jus said “you’ll get better” lol
@jackstone774 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Thomas damn bro you caught that. I’m crying
@TMXP874 жыл бұрын
Joe, also told him that he’d advise him not to the the special this early in his comedic career.
@kegadolll4 жыл бұрын
@@TMXP87 How did Schaub even get a special in the first place? I don't think they just let anyone and everyone have one so now I'm more confused if Rogan didn't just hook him up. If Rogan knew his act was worse than shit, he should've like, not helped him get a special and flat-out told Schaub to write material that isn't embarrassingly awful.
@QdsWhhj4 жыл бұрын
@@kegadolll thats one of those things you need to just let ride out bc clearly brenden is going full tilt with the comedy, its probably easier to just support him than machine gun his plane out of the air. Joe already did that once to him lol
@MrChristianbowman824 жыл бұрын
QdsWhhj if he ever does “machine gun his plane out of the air” again over his terrible comedy, I just hope it’s on a another episode of JRE! 😂
@Lukelawlyay4 жыл бұрын
at least now we know why his dad didnt want him to do standup.....
@stephenbrand56614 жыл бұрын
@Gus I think he’d fuck you up
@joeparker8462 жыл бұрын
He might try sueing you now.
@jizim89472 жыл бұрын
"His ethnicity is probably a potato 🥔", LMFAO 😂
@Idontlikeanyoneanywhere4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally anyone who hangs around Joe Rogan for 5 minutes: I'm a comedian now.
@lewissmith57594 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan is a okay-ish interviewer
@Cruiserkid4 жыл бұрын
This comment makes no sense
@TheSands834 жыл бұрын
Cruiserkid7 yes it does!! It makes perfect sense to me.. rogan tells everyone they could b a stand up
@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSands83 no he doesn't
@TheSands834 жыл бұрын
Walter E. Kurts I disagree
@gunsnwheels92144 жыл бұрын
Don't blame Rogan as much as Callen, it was Callen who really said he could do comedy.
@CrashBandicot19954 жыл бұрын
Callen is that type of friend lol
@martin..37004 жыл бұрын
Callens funny tho nd the best part of the hangover ffs
@Conda174 жыл бұрын
The difference is that whether people find callen funny or not.....he’s a performer. You can see that he puts time into his act, rogan on the other hand and a few others in the group have no performance value apart from being loud, OTT and cursing. He had two separate groups in the one larger group to choose to learn from....he copied the wrong ones.
@ronaldkimball57754 жыл бұрын
Well Bryan Callen is really funny the problem is he knows ssss’littleeeeee about comedy
@cadencressman4 жыл бұрын
Callens funny as hell tho
@peekychu52352 ай бұрын
where is the origninal vid on this?
@FungWarb12 Жыл бұрын
Well as of recently it is at least the second worst comedy special ever.
@bluetwinkiesaregood4 жыл бұрын
What a jerk, he insulted Dr Hsu like that for a cheap laugh... Geez.
@metatronatra4 жыл бұрын
bluetwinkiesaregood like dog, did you get a Cambodian immigrant fresh off the boat or are you such an ass you need to do every Asian man’s voice like that... god I hate brendan
@Vomitbukkake4 жыл бұрын
Lex Loadgiver dude you just don’t get it. That’s like hanging out with a black dude.. you know this man well you’re really good friends. You drive him to a house party full of friends of yours but friends that your black friend doesn’t know/ hasn’t met yet. Once at the party you introduce your black friends to everyone only using a stereotypical ghetto aunt jemima voice as if your black friend speaks like that but in reality he speaks like everyone else in the room. How can you defend that as comedy? It’s just horrible execution like so poorly done it’s incredible. You’re a Joe “insert something lame here for KZbin likes” Rogan stan so I don’t blame you for your blindness with how lame this “joke” is
@sawconmaibals18334 жыл бұрын
its a comedy special, it shouldn't be taken seriously, and shouldn't be this researched. Why does anyone even care? You've all been brainwashed by this soulless boring channel owner who gets boners from people commenting on his channel and agreeing with him. He attacks joe who doesn't even do comedy anymore, and just podcasts for literally no reason, and then attacks the guy Brendan assuming he himself is funny, when in reality this video didn't even deserve a yawn.
@bluetwinkiesaregood4 жыл бұрын
Sawcon Maibals whether he is funny or not is an opinion. I’m all for dead pan jokes I like Sara Silverman but come on. Some people are not born funny. I saw his “stand up” it’s boring and bland. No charm charisma nor wit. I Agee with the owner of the video. Whoever told him he’s a comedian lied.
@MrTickleBean4 жыл бұрын
The sad part was, the story still wasn't funny. Asian Jamal was another swing and a miss. I'm not some SJW either, this shit was just some lazy uninteresting garbage.
@Wyllies114 жыл бұрын
"How well do you think you would do on your own comedy special?" "Straight up comedy? I think people would be surprised." "Oh really? I think you would be surprised. I think you would tank."
@jameschauvet31404 жыл бұрын
100%
@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын
Cain Velasquez is funnier in the WWE than Schaub ever has.
@BETTYBOOP17094 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@thebull6834 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@topkekm88174 жыл бұрын
I read this in brendan and joes voices lol
@KimiButNoDrink2 жыл бұрын
I like how a COMEDIAN who MAKES JOKES mainly about others can't take a joke from another youtuber MAKING JOKES about him and deciding to sue him...
@Violent_Ed_1317 Жыл бұрын
We can all thank Daddy Rogan for gassing this dude into thinking he's funny.
@Mikeyjfox12 жыл бұрын
The doctor-"its an exceptional occupation, I feel spiritually connected to these gentlemen " Schaubs impression-" DeE gO bEE woRR pAy yO LiE , gAwuNteEb "
@thebubonicj2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin OOF
@MM-qi5mk2 жыл бұрын
Total bitch move by Schaub
@Typomixer15 Жыл бұрын
*dicey dicey*
@irishlad30294 жыл бұрын
Brendan dresses like a fortnite character
@mikethestoner4 жыл бұрын
He actually does man I've never seen anyone with the mad dress sense he has it's weird af he needs put in a hospital and his brain looked at haha guys fucked with cte
@palegodwit88484 жыл бұрын
*facts
@strad4044 жыл бұрын
Mike the Moocher ctw?
@mikethestoner4 жыл бұрын
@@strad404 cte mate misspelled lol
@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317 Жыл бұрын
We’ve all met that guy where we felt it was easier/safer/more practical to channel a laugh than risk getting punched in the face.
@llllIllIIl2 жыл бұрын
whenever im having a bad day, i come and watch this video. and it gets worse