Brendan Schaub - The Biggest Fight of His Life - This Is Not Happening

All of Brendan Schaub’s training culminates in a massive UFC fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. (Contains strong language.)
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[@laurenmaxwell6954]

Are you guys planning on making more "this is not happening" videos? Im enjoying them and just realized its been 6 months since the last post. Pretty please release more ill be your best friend😁

[@HieronymousLex]

Brendan schaub is fucking terrible

[@thomasanderson1783]

Bring ari back!

[@JT-in5le]

This dude is a manipulative compulsive liar. A few folks believe that his subpar MMA career coupled with an unremarkable football career contributes to a speech impediment and also maybe even CTE. This may be true. However, he is fully capable of creating a comedy set that is full of self-serving commentary and what I can only imagine is a completely false narrative about his fights, the alleged stars in attendance to his fights and his eventual comedy career. This dude thinks he is smarter than anyone else in the room but is so insecure that people will eventually figure out he is worthless. So, he has elaborately fabricated his past, present and possibly also his future.

[@dcgfii]

@@JT-in5le pretty sure he can still beat your grown ass and then write a comedy special about it. let us know, what have you done with your life?

[@patrickbowman8841]

Everyone made fun of Brandon Schwab when he said he wanted to be a comedian. Well, no one's laughing now!

[@robione5627]

Best comment ever...😂

[@Khp1983]

We’ll technically they are... rewind this clip and give it a closer errr listen... they laffin bro.

[@hahahagivemeasmile6074]

This comment is super underrated 😂😂

[@leonchu8828]

On the contrary, everyone’s laughing. Great performance on stage tho

[@hahahagivemeasmile6074]

Leon Chu sounds like it is edited in like canned laughter

[@gabet3754]

You can tell he’s making light of a situation that deeply affected him. Good for him. To hell with the haters.

[@sgtbaker2072]

My thoughts and comment exactly.

[@TheFinalKO]

You nailed it

[@emanonymous]

ultimately that's a damn good story

[@bucky90269]

He left out the part where Joe ambushed him and basically told him he was never gonna accomplish his dreams on the podcast... I like Schaub just fine, I'm not a huge fan or anything, but I felt sad watching him go through that.

[@gabet3754]

Vanilla Theis I’m sure part of him leaving the joe part out is because of editing and he doesn’t want to divulge too deeply into that. I’m sure all his true fans know the story about that infamous reality check from joe.

[@travismoore8337]

This guy is about as funny as any random DMV employee.

[@President.ballsdick]

About as funny as a miscarriage

[@killermoth9311]

Idk I've met a few dmv employees with a better sence of humor then this guy.

[@ryanmccann2539]

@@killermoth9311 *sense

[@killermoth9311]

@@ryanmccann2539 Lawyer

[@killermoth9311]

@@oneaboveall1895 Same thing

[@kearstinivory4038]

Let’s give it up for the true MVP here: that laugh track. 🤣🤣

[@nathanjasper512]

I laughed so hard while watching this video. Unfortunately it was after reading this comment.

[@TommyGetTheBag]

Its not a laugh track, its just Luis J Gomez gargling on his nuts

[@st7728]

And the fake faces laughing?

[@ratkins1999]

My favorite thing about this bit: When Schaub mentions his ex girlfriend in the front row, he meant Ronda Rousey, who is now MARRIED to the guy who beat his ass that night, Travis Browne.

[@Gotien718]

ouch

[@johnrab5302]

Brendan would still slap 80% of the worlds population about

[@newthrash1221]

Yeah, literally only you care.

[@ratkins1999]

@@newthrash1221 what lol

[@gentleeyes]

And a short while later, Travis Browne had four brutal losses in a row and retired, so what is your point?

[@NickCorso]

I went temporary blind for 24 hours.... but I was ready 😂😂😂😂

[@fibsniper786]

M r P I N K 😂 lollolll

[@harryvanderveen773]

savage

[@alfi_csgo6011]

Trying to locate the funny but I can’t

[@s.01baker53]

@@alfi_csgo6011 that was funny u loser just following the popular opinion

[@RealRKelly.]

@@alfi_csgo6011 I dont like his special but this was great. u really dont think this is funny

[@thanosrabbit]

His story changes every time he speaks about how he became an MMA fighter…

[@ryancwatson5349]

Dudes 🗑

[@patches2221]

@@ryancwatson5349 cope

[@yourmomdx]

@@ryancwatson5349 ironic

[@SaltyCado]

No he doesn't😂 it's literally recorded how he got there from football to ultimate fighter

[@fym3106]

Cry abt it lol

[@VinoSong]

He never really came back from that KO, did he?

[@bevin5488]

That plus Joe Rogan being brutally honest about his opinion on Brendan's career on tfatk podcast

[@tylercustard7048]

Best thing that happened to him

[@XxiexodusxX]

Hahah

[@Tkieron]

@@bevin5488 What did Joe say about him?

[@bevin5488]

Just being honest about him having one foot out the door with fighting because of how many other things he was doing outside the ring, basically told him he didn't think he had the talent to compete with the top 5 and he was worried about his brain trauma with all the big hits and it being heavyweight guys. mainly it was the worry for the brain damage. He apparently has a minor case of it anyway according to him because Rogan hooked him up with a neurologist after the show. It's a rough podcast but also really good because Joe's just a real friend being painfully honest

[@hunter4779]

for the people who don't know the hawaiian is Travis Brown and the Ex is Ronda Rousey

[@rontudgay9088]

I never new he was hawian

[@ctrivin]

AND they're now married

[@JAYDUBYAH29]

Feelin Awesome yea, and he didn’t mention the heinous thing Travis said to him after the ref stopped the fight!

[@McCandlessMike45]

@@JAYDUBYAH29 which was? Sorry never seen the fight

[@TroyHatton]

@@JAYDUBYAH29 what did Travis say to him? I don't remember.

[@jland12]

The funny thing is the asian doctor who treated him, Dr Hsu from the UFC, has a perfect American accent.

[@alansteel]

To be fair, he does have CTE

[@nyijedi]

Why nitpick? Creative license.

[@yungterv198]

Do you not know how comedy works?

[@yungterv198]

Cruyff1987 how?

[@Faptainamericock69]

Alex Dude, you can literally go on EBay right now and purchase UFC best hits and Ultimate Shamrock which both show UFC 1. You have no clue what you are talking about🤣

[@visualpr3cision]

When everyone in your circle of friends say's you are "killing it" this is what happens 😢.

[@Fuzzybunny-ki1cw]

exactly. no one has told him different. Great job Joe Rogan... you birthed this.

[@human678]

@@Fuzzybunny-ki1cw It was either this or getting killed in the ring.

[@iamwaterproof]

Yeah Steven- you are crushing it in comparison.

[@blesstalks]

I thought this bit was funny

[@eriklarson9137]

@@blesstalks You should try standup.

[@Darknight8200]

This feels likes a boring TED talk instead of something that’s funny

[@JimmyRichardsonIII]

Not gonna lie, that was pretty beautiful. Vulnerability makes for authentic comedy. Bravo buddy. Keep it up

[@nikdressbach7259]

I hear a lot of people try to shit on Schaub and his material but this was good. He's only 4 years in the game, comics really find their voice once the get to the decade mark. He has the will to work for it.

[@stevestiffler9120]

deep but funny af tho. as an athlete I respect him. good dude, funny character as well

[@hunteressthompson5878]

@@nikdressbach7259 he's Terrible, you have a very strange sense of humour. Have you ever seen a Rob Schneider movie? I'm sure you'd enjoy it along with your favourite snack of paste

[@JimmyRichardsonIII]

@@hunteressthompson5878 I smell a character from the Three Billy Goats Gruff

[@nikdressbach7259]

@fart nugget I've been caught.

[@godemperorpepe]

I feel like a jerk, but I came here to see how bad he supposedly is.

[@MaelstromEntertainment]

God Emperor Pepe I chuckled once or twice

[@napsteronline]

He really presents himself very well

[@thesituation9249]

@@napsteronline you clearly haven't seen his showtime special yet🤦‍♂️

[@topsecret5110]

Yeah, he's really not as bad as everyone's saying

[@godemperorpepe]

Top Secret idk... I’d say he’s pretty bad. I think it’s time for a part 2 “conversation” with Joe.

[@Samurai78420]

The Travis Browne fight was at Mandalay Bay. Not MGM Grand. Any fight fan knows this.

[@DrumInfected]

Best title description for the Stand up.... This is not happening.

[@coloradowrestlingfan]

Huge Hawaiian= Travis Browne. Ex girlfriend= Ronda Rousey Person laughing at his stand up= ME

[@webbnft]

10:30 had me dying

[@mlmcgill84]

BT is a hater.

[@charlesblack9959]

@B T No, you're clearly a bitchass hater who hides behind a blank profile pic. Political ideology has nothing to do with it. If you're gonna talk shit show your face, don't be an anonymous little dicked coward. His set here wasn't bad, he ain't Pryor but he's learning well.

[@freestuffsubscribe809]

Losers are taking time out of their day just to hate on this. That said. Judging from the quality of these comments, I doubt their time would have been spent on anything less wasteful

[@shawnsamsundar94]

oh right i forget about that

[@martinristic2562]

Brendan scaub lookin like a buff Italian shrimp

[@danglin-wang402]

He looks like his biggest fight is growing facial hair

[@Resjek]

Lmfao

[@sh0tgUn_sYko]

Factual.

[@feelyoung79]

Damn!

[@bambee3501]

Mindblown

[@steviepusmc88]

I had a boss like this. Zero self-awareness.

[@mermer4038]

“The concussion shuffle”😆

[@gametimegary1349]

“The concussion shuffle” 😂

[@Smeshyaboy]

Im proud of you Brendan, you pronounced mesmerized correctly.

[@BASSER911414]

Fun fact. His ex is Ronda Rousey and the dude who beat him is her current husband Travis Browne.

[@Mikol_Billy]

Benjamin Gearig that’s what makes it fun!

[@testtesttesttesttest884]

Crazy I thought the same thing

[@For0489]

It’s important to remember most comics go through YEARS of bombing and figuring out stand up in shitty bars and open mic nights. Brenden has to work all of that out with thousands of people watching since he’s already famous. That’s tough. Takes guts. More than most people on this comment chain have for sure.

[@brettweir9050]

I might be going to see him in a couple weeks to see if he's gotten better since his first special he shouldn't had made. Should of did a half-hour maybe and it would have been much better received.

[@fsttag1]

You’re absolutely right. All these people in the comments would probably do 100x worse than he did.

[@amackemspeaks2284]

this a good point

[@Halesburg]

@@fsttag1 My 4 year old niece tells better jokes.

[@kenadams9376]

Like dude 👆 said, he should be bombing at small clubs. Definitely shouldn't have his own specials. Idgaf if he's friends with Joe Rogan, he's not funny either. None of those guys that hangout with Joe are very funny, might have a bit or two that are ok, at best.

[@krigblast]

Got knocked out so bad he forgot what arena he fought in. He never fought at MGM grand, his name was not "on the marquee" and for sure no one EVER chanted his name on a walkout. Dude can't help himself but to lie and exaggerate about everything.

[@JohnnyForPresident.]

wait wasn´t YOUR name on the marquee??

[@PhysIXjuk3]

Thats comedy. Theres some exaggeration involved. Although I will admit. He missed the mark and has not worked as much on his comedic timing and polishing of his punch lines

[@josepmariasebastian8886]

@@PhysIXjuk3 that isn't comedy. Exaggeration is fine when it makes things funnier, but there is nothing funny about this lie in particular or any of the other many lies hes told on stand ups. He can't help but lie, not for the sake of comedy, but for the sake of inflating his own ego because he's absurdly insecure

[@hayman2500]

Plus he didn't retire until after Joe and the kid pretty much broke down his career on his pod cast and told him he just didn't have what It takes to be an elite fighter and he didn't want to accept it for a minute until he later said he would retire on his podcast

[@Fuzzybunny-ki1cw]

@@josepmariasebastian8886 Yes. good job JOsep you are correct.

[@whitelightning2402]

Yo props to Comedy Central partaking in pride month with shaubs stand up

[@DapperCracker512]

Brenda gave me the courage to stay in the closet.

[@sparky69withcheese]

HE HOMOSEX?

[@Ric_Vicious]

Huh? He's not gay though.

[@Calilou52]

@@Ric_Vicious its a joke bud

[@JuanGarcia-tb7ph]

Queef Jerky Props to KZbin for highlighting your comment during Autism Awareness month.

[@ashworthcustoms]

Lookin like a mechanic at nordstrom rack

[@steroidbrah]

Killbarn shit I didn’t know Nordstrom did tires

[@MrThatboymiket]

😂😂 buzz buzzz gang gang

[@schuschu121]

theo von quote

[@johnathanhernandez714]

Steroid Brah they don’t! Hahahahaha! 🤣

[@CMFTR-]

Gang gang

[@whoareyou221]

The comment section is way funnier then his actual standup

[@user-iw7ds4vh8j]

there were actually 2 or 3 moments where i genuinely laughed

[@Gitfiddle]

I’m shocked by how great this story was. He did an excellent job

[@MultiMayhemGaming]

well most of it is made up so yeah

[@stephlee3499]

@@MultiMayhemGaming hahahaha exactly

[@realistrealz3112]

MultiMayhem Exaggerated not made up

[@MultiMayhemGaming]

@@realistrealz3112 you might want to look up the difference between made up and exaggerated

[@hocusfocus8016]

Well Brendan is a great story teller and it’s a great story, but he’s not that funny

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

He´s talking about his fight against Travis Browne and the ¨ex girlfriend¨ is Ronda Rousey.

[@carolyntalbot947]

🤯

[@RC51debauchery]

@dabadadeeda You thought Mark Hunt was dating Rousey? Damn dude...you don't even get casual status.

[@JDotWill]

dabadadeeda No relation to Mike

[@davidkeys8720]

Travis Browne isn't Hawaiian

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

@@davidkeys8720 Yes he is, his dad´s Hawaiian and he was literally born there. Don´t talk about things you clearly know nothing about.

[@chagOwwuUUu]

If it weren't for the laughs I'd think I was watching a TED talk.

[@piedadleon817]

I’m doing the concussion shuffle 🤣🤣😂😂

[@TheRealJMyllz]

Lookin like a French Paul Bunyan

[@orrytownes2766]

genius

[@jeddunning7058]

Gang gang

[@JimmySilverFoot]

Sprawl Bunyan

[@TheGeekUpdate]

Lookin like a gay mechanic

[@rupertmurdoch4750]

Dana White broke so many serious high level laws against Brendan Schaub and many other fighters. Once a person who stands up to criminals is in office in the US, Dana is going to have a shit storm coming his way. My guess is Dana leaves when Trump leaves. For those who don't understand this one; Brendan and Ronda Rousey were dating when both were on the rise. After two loses, Big Nog and Ben Rothwell, Ronda dumped Brendan because he wasn't going to be a big enough star. At this time, the top prospect in the heavyweight division, a Hawaiian whose name I refuse to say, had his former Hawaiian nobody girlfriend accuse him of abuse and worse with photographic evidence that became public on the internet. Dana used everything in his disposal to burry and quiet this, the abuser UFC fighter served no time, and for positive PR, attached him to the most powerful empowered female in the public eye at the time, Ronda Rousey. Brendan spoke out about this in a way Ronda didn't like and she asked Dana to give her current "boyfriend" the opportunity to beat him up.

[@ashworthcustoms]

Lookin like Lenny from of mice and mossimo

[@alexhuerta1031]

Killbarn long live the rat king

[@jeddunning7058]

Get in there!!

[@Jackaroo.]

hahahaha XD

[@joemack646]

Sounds just like him too. Being optimistic that is.

[@joemack646]

@B T it's always entertaining when somebody doesn't know what a meme is...

[@xrpephraim1501]

The concussion shuffle had me 😂

[@brettlarkin1992]

“Get out the way bro I’m in the middle of a fight” 🤣

[@brucelee2468]

He sounds more like a motivational speaker then a comedian

[@matthewharris8819]

I mean, there are different styles. Carlin wasnt actually very funny. He was poignant, insightful and brilliant. But actually funny? Same with Chappelle. He has his moments, but he's really more of a storyteller/philosopher. I don't think Schaub is in that league, just saying there are different styles.

[@todo8328]

But is he a comedian?

[@DriZzLEquest]

This one comment is more funny than Shaubs show😂😂😂

[@ohgeez4354]

He got Into comedy a little late but he just doesn't have the cadence at all .. is it awful yes can he be worse also yes , s'whatsdaslike my babies.

[@jamesd4520]

@@matthewharris8819 i see what your saying but your still tripping by saying carlin and chapelle weren't that funny, earlier in their career they were more laugh out loud, silly humor and later on it was more insightful philosophical like you said but still fucking funny.

[@GOLDFISH817]

If Brendan can make it as a comic than we all should give it a try

[@Al14423]

I’ve waisted 17 mins of my time that I’ll never get back

[@EmperorDxD]

Can this guy do anything and I mean anything at all I have never seen a man fail in all aspects of professions like this

[@itizjason]

really got so much to say bruh, he really done so much , ur just a hating ass low life nigha

[@user-mn8tz4nf2s]

He's accomplished, famous, and we all know who he is. You're a nobody who's never accomplished anything. Quit hating

[@1986subway]

The irony of emperor yet no one knows who you are. Shhhhhhhhh

[@Fuzzybunny-ki1cw]

THIS IS TERRIBLE

[@travisfield9769]

fail, so being a millionaire is failing huh

[@leonelcadet3833]

"BUT I WAS READY" LMAO.

[@mattosnap4468]

Damn that was surprisingly deep and really well done

[@Wynter_Heat]

facts 💯 I saw his interview on the breakfast club and was wondering how he did because i enjoyed his personality....VERY WELL DONE FOR REAL

[@pauldenino2560]

There's actually a massive chance he has ghost writers since the Stand up Special sucked alot and they tried to pay people to write good reviews.

[@Bootlgr4]

My thoughts exactly. Nice job Brendan, good for you

[@krisersn3092]

I disagree. This was incredibly cringeworthy.

[@Bootlgr4]

@@krisersn3092 you think so? What makes you say that? I thought it was cool to hear a good, funny story about a guy humbling himself. Regardless of how many times he's told/finetuned it. My .02

[@musicmore5169]

Bro wtf y can't your stand up be this good 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@rickcolesanchez2668]

This isn’t bad at all. It’s a solid story how often do you hear standup from a pro MMA fighter who was actually good.

[@scubasteve4053]

The problem is....... the first ufc fight his dad showed him was not on dvd till later. And the Asian cut man isn’t that Asian, no accent whatsoever. There’s videos of people breaking down his jokes and they are all fabricated lies. Unfortunately.

[@Slappist_streams]

@@scubasteve4053 it’s also standup. Doesn’t all have to be real.

[@newthrash1221]

Your name is rick sanchez, you nerd.

[@pablochavez8539]

@@scubasteve4053 those are tiny details. It really was a solid story overall.

[@jameycockrell5481]

@@scubasteve4053 most of everything in entertainment is false dumbass lmao

[@louiegallo1289]

"Law and Order: SUV" is the most Schaub line I've ever heard. Where is the Rat King to roast him when you need him??

[@isakdizdarevic457]

Nom de Plume Imprerioli threw that line in sopranos too

[@robp1349]

That line is from the sopranos

[@jessevenge2252]

He stole the mispronunciations from Joey Diaz.

[@JeffWarren47]

@@jessevenge2252 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@scatsquatchx6695]

"Some white boy burnt down the pineapple factory"...you sir are hilarious

[@cyborgoftheyear]

@B T ehhh, weird question. Dude pointed out a hilarious line that he thinks is hilarious. MAYBE he was being sarcastic, but I dunno about that, kind of hard to read that just based on the text. My verdict is he knows what comedy is (unless maybe you think it's not funny yourself, I have no idea, because it was a weird question)...

[@cyborgoftheyear]

one of his best lines

[@ryhanureta154]

@B T small dick energy

[@willlloyd7762]

@@ryhanureta154 lol i believe you are correct. That dude seems frustrated based off just this tiny encounter. No BDE from this fellow at all

[@birdog45]

@@ryhanureta154 Guys. Leave bt alone. He's 12.

[@habib2938]

Concussion shuffle made me laugh out loud fr!

[@ticcusagram]

The Kaiser Soze of comedy... the greatest trick he ever pulled was convincing people that he's a comedian.

[@GorillaGlue1]

Kudos

[@ticcusagram]

@GeT RekT you've clearly fallen for the trick he pulled.

[@almightysosa3007]

Nothing beats the “concussion shuffle”

[@quincytheodore]

Respect for Brendan, it's not easy to be honest about the anxiety and baggage fighters go through. Everyone expect these fighters to be superhuman, glad to see the humane side.

[@nocomment1469]

Wtf

[@seth6700]

Not only that but coming from a place of humility and throwing a funny spin on it, much respect.

[@anthonyzullo]

Anyone can do exactly what he just did, all it takes is really feeling so bad you just dont give fucks. He won me at the abortion clinic joke. What a great mother fucking joke!! Go to a random open mic and just tell a fucked up story you've got that was horrible as shit, one that you've 100 percent gotten over, and boom. You got 5 minutes go

[@JasonKingery]

@@anthonyzullo So when is your Netflix Special?

[@judek1170]

Why is everyone bashing him (not in these comments)?? I think he’s pretty funny.

[@codypaduano3952]

I cant even finish this it's so good

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid9492]

every once in a while, I watch this show and suddenly I feel better about my self.

[@ryanwhitaker8177]

That shout out to Ari was great. That's a true friend.

[@prettypinkmma7770]

Who is that

[@wermzer1312]

@@prettypinkmma7770 Some jew with a weird asshole.

[@ryanwhitaker8177]

@@prettypinkmma7770 This is Not happening used to be Ari Shaffirs show. Until Comedy Central stole it from him. So for Schaub to shout him out Is a great display of respect. And a total fuck you to Comedy central.

[@blickluke]

@@ryanwhitaker8177 how did they end up with it?

[@jjjjx]

Ryan Whitaker Lol. Schaub wasn’t even aware at the time that ari was fired from this is not happening. He really thought ari was still there when he was freshly fired. Ari said on a podcast he wasn’t happy with the show cause they wanted to bring on people like Schaub.

[@koquetsss1906]

“12 stitches in the front, 14 in the back... shit is real” 😂😂😂

[@VIK_1903]

Man, I was very surprised how funny he was. Nearly flawless. Amazing.

[@patrickobrien5311]

I had a nail go through my cheek and had half that many stitches... Ow.

[@arlindblaze4148]

Bro, imagine how bad it was for him laughing or yaening lmao, i felt that shit in a deep level son! Lol

[@thename9552]

This was like a crazy therapy session

[@brad_hensil]

I think the funniest joke he ever told was that he calls himself a comedian

[@jamestaylor6824]

Brenden Schaub once said, “ i may not be a good fighter, I may be a horrible comic, but there is one thing i can say, I am a great Dad”. I’d say your much more. Thanks

[@ChrisSmith-pn8tz]

If he has to say it, I doubt it.

[@foleymcfoley9720]

ew don't hug that loser

[@ChrisSmith-pn8tz]

I just had to spend $8k to get 50/50 most people don't have that $ to burn in between bills. Took me 3 years! What's wrong with a weekend dad when it's all the rights they have? You make no sense and I don't think you saying you're a good dad makes you any better of a dad I think it makes you seem worse. You're the type of parent who posts yourself with your kids to social media huh? Look at me being a great dad! 😀 .. You sound like an avg sheep to me.

[@dcorleone4676]

And that's why he succeeds. A mindset. Honesty and if you cant laugh at yourself. Call me I'll laugh at you. !!

[@jasonchandler2754]

I truly don't enjoy watching 90% of the things that Brendan is in, but I would never argue that he isn't a much harder work and very business savvy. He definitely deserves to be successful.

[@jimq.customer4526]

His opponent was dating his ex-girlfriend. That ex-girlfriend was Ronda Rousey.

[@mutatontherocks01]

Its ok. The fight game will tear up anyone. It came for Rhonda in the form of a left kick from Holly Holm

[@shawngross3146]

Was it the fight with Travis brown he's talking bout?

[@Julesgio]

@@shawngross3146 Yes

[@amiracleone2803]

Awww yes I remember now Travis Brown.

[@jimgritty7064]

Derrick Lewis.

[@baxill23]

I love the story he stole from Mike Tysons opponent hearing him punching the dressing room wall.

[@karamjnah976]

this isn't stand up comedy this is KO comedy

[@zack-xb8kv]

I'm 80% sure that the day he decided not to fight anymore was when Joe Rogan called him out on his podcast.

[@MrFelixify]

Yup. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXe4nnWond9lh5Y

[@dominiktrujillo5283]

It's comedy. Embellishment is everywhere.

[@Lishkabro]

That’s the truth , but he twisted it for a story / show . Some comics say, “never let the truth get in the way of a good story “

[@prodbynxne2297]

It definitely put the nail in the coffin, man had one foot out for a while

[@collinsmcrae]

Yeah well you may be 80% sure, but you are 100% wrong. He fought after that podcast dummy. How the fuck else would that story he told be his last fight?

[@flashinthepan3273]

"The Concussion Shuffle" lmao!

[@advancedtheories1332]

I was not laughing through the whole thing but the imagery there was like "ok brendan I'll give u that one"

[@lancemaltby895]

That may be the best story I've heard on this series.

[@matthewsisti4382]

People were literally hanging on his every word

[@johngreene684]

Started very slow but the 2nd half of this was actually really funny. Lol

[@davidpaul4716]

Nice! Only been waiting 2-3 years to hear this! Comedy Central Rules!

[@auraglasswerks4900]

Down to Sleep where the fuuuuuuuck is Ari

[@nickwilliams5967]

@@auraglasswerks4900 they switched him out a whillllleeee back. It was a big deal.

[@dirtydommysterio]

Network stole his show from him

[@dookieburrito9196]

Oh wow what happened to Ari then?

[@jeyjey5741]

Search it at least twice a month..

[@rustknuckleirongut8107]

Never seen his stand up before. Much better than I expected.

[@Trapinnewyork44]

"All I can think about is the sense in Titanic" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saint52vvs]

Rustknuckle Irongut lowest rated special ever moron

[@CostonSkatesRegz]

@@saint52vvs Yeah really doubt Schumer did better than Schaub ya halfwit

[@saint52vvs]

Nicholas White good one, still doesn’t change the fact he’s the laughing stock of comedy and gets roasted by everyone with a brain fuckboy🖕

[@thargro13]

@@saint52vvs yeah that's why they keep inviting him on podcasts and he's friends with the biggest comedians in the world. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you're a dipshit.

[@michaelcalderon-flores2099]

Anyone else look up the Schaub vs Browne fight after watching this 😂

[@anthonymclaughlin608]

Best part, 17:42

[@mrdavis8814]

UFC 181. Oddly that fight is free to watch. Glad he's taking it well, this is a better career move for him for sure.

[@anthonyzullo]

It wasnt rehearsed or practiced, he seems better a storytelling comic than a joke writer. Glad he chose comedy, it's great watching athletes find other careers that dont involve the athletic industry.

[@TheGrant45]

@@anthonyzullo yea it was dummy😂 this story is very rehearsed it's word for word in his special. He's probably told it hundreds of times

[@lizardking279]

It's free cause Dana White hates him😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigfannot]

That fight was at Mandalay bay, and was Travies ever #2 in rankings?

[@TenkyuuWeima]

@@bigfannot don't know about #2 but he actually had a great KO streak before losing that UD to Werdum, I remember a lot of people seeing him as the next big thing. But yeah it's weird Brendan would change the location in his story.

[@frankinoff7863]

That's why you should've had Master Callen teach you some Gung-Fu. 😤💪

[@kingcobra3854]

Bryan Callen is a giant douche

[@kingcobra3854]

v dont care for his humor, hes just a giant douche and shitty person

[@kingcobra3854]

chris george yeah, he's a giant sack of shit

[@teamgitusome]

........

[@teamgitusome]

........ ......gung fu.

[@WalleBrown]

I really enjoyed this story. Thank you. XD

[@These-nutz]

This was pretty good, I actually laughed

[@mintsnake]

Damn, that was heavy. And well-done. Caught feelings as well as laughs.

[@thedon3346]

100

[@WolfHeathen]

Yeah, the laugh track played every single time he told a joke that was 1% funnier than no joke at all.

[@Edvinas97]

Nope

[@RealRKelly.]

@@WolfHeathen ur a hater lol u can see the people in the back laughing dont be a follower

[@markgarcia8884]

Great job Brendan. 😂😂 the way you told this story was better than your special

[@JefeDeJefes8484]

So damn true.

[@malinko35]

This bit was in his special and it was just as shitty then

[@Humblemumble7]

God damn man. I hate when people do that bro. Can't you just give a compliment? It just isn't cool to always have some caveat to every success. Maybe you didn't mean harm but damn he came humble enough already in this very story! I mean talking about a HUGE failure of his career. So cut him and everyone else some slack once and awhile bro?

[@Humblemumble7]

@@malinko35 prior comment not directed towards you, you're just an asshole.

[@Humblemumble7]

@igeto12 You might like it, don't let another man dictate what you may or may not like

[@SlitWhistle]

His play-doh ears 😂 what a man….Gumby to be exact

[@robcoviello5383]

This was better than i expected

[@MrTurtleThief]

His cadence is really good, the pace of the story is on point

[@MrTurtleThief]

@Jay Vigilant You're right, but I was entertained by the story and it had some funny parts in it. Not amazing but a good start.

[@kevinjohnson7300]

@Jay Vigilant not really a brag when the story is about getting your head bashed in by a huge Hawaiian. Got beat by the best. Its also about him realising that he isn't ment to be fighting but doing what he does now.

[@billfrench1069]

Alright we found Brendan’s burner

[@MrTurtleThief]

@@billfrench1069 🤣 you got me

[@Tarudar]

Givin a shoutout to Ari Shaffir on his old show, slick!

[@andyguido7771]

This was recorded before ari had the show taken by CC

[@GrahamHettinger]

@@andyguido7771 Judging by the fact that this was released 3 years after Ari left, and he was brought on stage by Roy Wood Jr... I'd say you're wrong.

[@Mcclelland]

@@GrahamHettinger there's some editing bringing him up but i think your right. i thought he did it while ari was there. or maybe it was right after roy wood jr got the gig. shaub was waiting years for this to come out. he said it surprised him when they said there about to air it and he forgot about it. but maybe it was when roy woods was there. props to shaub for saying thanks to ari in that case

[@andyguido7771]

Going off of schaub saying it himself tho

[@GrahamHettinger]

At the end, just before the clip cuts, you can see Roy getting back up on stage.

[@victoriakumashe]

Why am I seeing comments bashing this guy. This is one of the few This is not happening that I have seen that is actually funny. He was great

[@normmacdonaldliveseason3ep866]

Hes a racist

[@roddangerson2046]

This actually made me laugh

[@ed765super]

11:25 "THE CONCUSSION SHUFFLE" XD

[@DreadYgKuma]

Maaaan lmao

[@conbaz106]

hahaha maaan that got me good, I can't deny it

[@electromancer2645]

This one actually made me tear up a bit. Dude catches a lot of shit online but I think he's a genuinely good dude

[@bigmacelemobi]

Watch "I'm Not Surprised - A Brendan Schaub Documentary" on KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/pICrkph4ophgocU

[@kingwithoutacrown6434]

He catches a lot of shit because he’s a yes man with pretty horrible opinions but I’ll have to agree that he doesn’t seem like a guy with bad intentions at all

[@kingwithoutacrown6434]

Jayme Etheridge Plus he’s kinda a dick to his co cost to feel superior I guess but I’m talking about him so he’s doing something right

[@tonyoconnell3435]

@@kingwithoutacrown6434 aww did someone watch one mans opionion in a hour long video on the internet and make it theirs aswell?

[@kingwithoutacrown6434]

ireland o'connell spell opinion right and maybe I’ll feel required to answer you

[@staceycameron4157]

"I was howling crying." Ok, I think you just broke my icy heart ♥

[@GB-mi5he]

I like Brendan. He is a great storyteller, and has a funny perspective on his painful experiences. He is humble, and most importantly, he is real.

[@hoppeananc]

Wow, we found one

[@chimchimchow]

That you Jay?

[@0122460166]

He's lying through his teeth most stories are so easy to fact check it's ridiculous.

[@saz2248]

I mean he flip flops around on his opinions depending on what the other person thinks. He's pretty infamous for being the opposite of real

[@15leighton]

Travis Browne was the opponent. Ronda Rousey was the Ex-girlfriend.

[@notorious283]

Leighton Brown wow didn’t know that 🖕🏻

[@Will-kl5ri]

This was objectively a good story. Not an amazing stand up bit, but a good story nonetheless

[@manofGod21]

Well the concept of “This is not happening” is long-comedic storytelling, it’s not necessarily stand up. His stand up is really good actually.

[@calvinyoung5540]

They all gotta start somewhere. Hopefully he doesn't get heckled by Dave Chappelle along the way.

[@Will-kl5ri]

Get Some I’ve heard his standup is awful, but Brendan also has a lot of undeserved haters. Poor guy, I think he’s relatively funny and definitely a good soul. Need to check out his standup for myself before passing judgement.

[@basik7691]

Get Some his stand is terrible lol

[@barebasics]

He needs better punchlines at the end of the story or needs to go back to the story later on In his routine for the punchline like Dave Chapelle does otherwise story lines stand up routines don’t work

[@beaupeterson188]

His comedy career is like his fighting career. He keeps getting punched in the head and despite everyone telling him to stop he just keeps going.

[@sirdrudles7318]

Kinda motivating

[@beaupeterson188]

@@sirdrudles7318 yeah, but it feels like he’s not really taking it seriously and evolving.

[@tommyknoble5365]

This was really good !

[@timothyhall4794]

This is actually the best bit of stand up he's ever done. Not a huge compliment, but still.

[@GorillaGlue1]

This is his 'best' work ever?

[@DungTran-li2wn]

That's like being the nicest guy in prison 😊

[@MikeTheMarvelous]

Facts.. this is what made him "make" it in comedy.. Great but because I remember his head bouncing off the mat.. jaaaaack 😂

[@Darksagan]

Thats a cool ass story...dont worry though Black Beast got him for you.

[@Under-Kaoz]

"Where's Rhonda's fine ass at?" 🤣

[@jessiegriffin8360]

👩👩 *WAN3T ME? LO4OK, I MASTBATE NAK2ED,снеск2 VID9еО.* 🔻🔻

[@krisjohnston5569]

@Frank Wilson Beard, tattoo, ex girlfriend in the front row, las vegas, what fight do you think it was lmao?

[@legendofthebear7485]

@@krisjohnston5569 He was replying to another comment mate. Wasn't talking about Schaub's story.

[@WarTheory]

Yep beast beat him out the Ufc....

[@bubbaballer88]

"I've never been to the lobby of an abortion clinic..." Well done, young man..

[@clintonneuhaus1818]

Great story, and really funny. Well done sir.

[@john1987805]

Okay, this was funnier than what I thought it be. Good shit 👍🏿

[@sgtbaker2072]

He's funny. That's why his stand-up career has taken off so swiftly. My man got his bars up.

[@maciek8159]

He’s not a stand up comedian. He literally is bribing people to leave a positive review on his special cuz it bombed. He sucks!

[@erikgriswold5273]

@@maciek8159 You literally are just repeating some bogus shit that you might have heard or read from some other loser. How would anyone know that he did that? Who is he approaching to leave reviews, just random people?

[@maciek8159]

Erik Griswold lol I’m not even lying! So brendan got such horrible reviews on IMDb that his brother sent emails saying “leave the review Brendan deserves” to get a huge discount on cbd oil. I’ll post the link. This guy actually shows the email he got www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/bui31m/leave_the_kind_of_review_brendan_deserves_for/

[@laimisl9433]

thats what you get when you cross David Schwimmer and Tom Hardy

[@leolopez3088]

haaaaahahahahaha

[@jbone704]

LOL. Theo Von said he looked like Shia LaBeouf was turning into The Hulk, and got stuck halfway. Haha.

[@subhanamjad8787]

LMAO

[@muffinman472]

Apologize to Tom Hardy right now

[@joelfox7883]

@@muffinman472 yesss

[@vawaken3860]

The intimate stage and the camera work makes this watchable.

[@Revok7272]

That was a good story i liked it alot good one bro

[@bilalnajjar903]

He's getting better. Good job dude

[@cfc3924]

This is like 2 years old or something like that

[@joemack646]

This is better!? Sheesh. Good luck Brenda.

[@erickf5385]

@B T yeah only dick riders could like this trash

[@poadude]

you guys must be so happy in your lives :)

[@Jattmafia313]

I saw him live and he is funny. Made me laugh more than some “veteran” comedians I’ve seen.

[@yaboii7210]

I feel sorry for him. I hope he finds his calling

[@gubberfuck]

i don't. he's rich and using his friends to try to get famous

[@booooo-urns]

He should work a regular job where he’s no where close to a microphone

[@thegoon3088]

He’s literally selling out venues and making lots of money

[@Robisquick]

His true calling is business and being a good backboard for other comedians while being good at talking and being entertaining. Doesn’t even have to be funny to have successful podcasts.

[@Nix42069]

@@thegoon3088 selling out 300 seat arenas while being on the most watched podcast in the world every once in a while is what most people would do but the only thing good about him is his work ethic

[@Dylan-if1ld]

The crowds biggest reaction of the night was from another guys joke