Bretman Rock Joins Brittany Broski's Royal Court

[@berke2336]

"What did the romans do besides the font?" that line is beyond comedy

[@camillewheel]

Im an idiotttt can someone explain 🙈

[@Dumbumbam]

​@@camillewheelI think it's like a pun. Like the font "Times New Roman" , that's what I got from it. Either im correct or were both idiots😭

[@camillewheel]

@@Dumbumbam omggg I now realize that says “font” and not “front” so that makes WAY more sense 💀

[@xtristianx]

had me dying of laughter i love bretman LOL

[@sailorslvt]

Honestly I don’t think he even knew how good it was.. the delivery was so sincere 💀

[@jakethesnake95]

5:57 "he was negative 9 inches away" is LEGENDARY

[@beans7397]

FOR REAL

[@swiftlylovestruck]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[@c4nt579]

LMAOOOO

[@XxFall3nAnGel24]

i read your comment as soon as bret said it lmao

[@annikanielsen740]

when he said OH BOY i literally spit out my drink

[@splicedup7480]

Bret is literally the only person I’ve EVER seen keep up with Britney. He’s amazing.

[@swiftlylovestruck]

Fr!!

[@katrynjacobsz]

you HAVE to watch her w trixie !!

[@iamc4mii]

@@katrynjacobsz YES! I love them together also her and Drew Afualo:)

[@frogalicious123]

plus bestie taylor

[@evynfife7603]

The chemistry was amazing!

[@rainbowsandbutterflies8903]

“What did the Romans even do-the font??” Had me screaming

[@Jungkith]

Why this have no replies at 3.5k

[@esmeralda8305]

​@@Jungkith witchcraft

[@brybry8955]

You can hear everyone behind the cameras laughing too ahahaha

[@omamuzofelix9562]

And he was deadass too 😂😂

[@marissa3610]

Not him talking about the legless chicken “I can’t WAIT to make it shoes” 😭😭😭😭😭

[@kasy_isabel3169]

I think Uno died almost a month ago😭

[@weesa3018]

@@kasy_isabel3169YES 😭😭😭 its tragic but its so cute to see his excitement when he first adopted uno. Rip to the king ‼️

[@shaun2725]

Or the fork in the microwave? Terrible idea 💥

[@mariya_tortilla]

@@weesa3018 lmao not the king. rip tho

[@brodieashcroft]

It should've been "I can't WAIT to make it shoe."

[@hamsterstyle6152]

1:26 “Lord Bretman! You are gay.” “As f*ck.” “Why?”

[@cjevans3640]

Why are you gay? Who says I’m gay? you are gay

[@bxbystarr]

MADE ME GIGGLEEEE

[@novemberaddams2779]

I cackled so HARD

[@AwkwardSmileMeme]

Why are you gay?

[@youknowwhat49]

Reminded me of the “why are you gay?” meme

[@bonnie5290]

The face card literally never declines for Bretman

[@judithlemay7264]

He s stunning

[@althn]

NEVER EVER

[@miafilesi557]

Literally he’s like angelic I’m so jealous it’s not fair

[@zoeyweber9958]

He is literally so stunning 😻

[@dannamals]

LMAOAOAOAOA

[@sammiec7593]

I cant wait for Trixie to come on, then proceed to fail all of the challenges and then fight Brittany to the death!!!

[@teralmiles]

Thank God it’ll be the last episode, as we can’t lose our Brittany yet.

[@basiapetteway7980]

Bretman talking about the long wait of the 45-chicken blunt rotation has me dying 💀

[@mariya_tortilla]

i was fucking dying, every hen got 3 hits

[@jessieleigh4841]

I just got to that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oliviajordan6833]

My only complaint about this video is that it needs to be about an hour longer. This duo goes crazy

[@Pig30nH0I3]

I love how everyone reacts when the light hits them

[@reneebroski]

bretman rock x brittany broski is something i never knew i needed

[@cjevans3640]

I always knew I needed this

[@sadgirlhrz]

my new comfort collab fr

[@swag_mikel]

and i need more

[@LilybethII]

The throat farting bit got me SCREAMING. Honey, this is THE BEST episode of Royal Court so far! I'm pissing myself laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teralmiles]

Girl, same!

[@lirael423]

How deadpan he did that... Werk. 😂

[@Kraftsingleton93]

I learned something about myself: intrinsic throat farting ability ❤😂😂😂😂

[@LilybethII]

@@Kraftsingleton93 I'm so happy for you ❤️

[@ah.haveagoodday6034]

13:40 the ”oh love” absolutely floored me, honestly this whole video did

[@valentinsolis673]

the way I DIED in that part, its so funny

[@chelsraknrl4218]

Yes!!!

[@nikkienikx]

“Do it jiggle?” “It folds 😢” I can’t with this duo!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mehfuzyyy3927]

It's mean?

[@rowienamaza6972]

can someone explain what this means ;-;

[@Ttoby89]

@@rowienamaza6972 it's a song - my money don't jiggle - you can google that

[@soggycheeto]

@@rowienamaza6972”my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds”

[@earlalisbo4261]

"-9 inches away" I GAGGED WITH BRITTANY💀💀🤣

[@winterbear6688]

what does this mean

[@ranom989]

@@winterbear6688 it was inside him

[@cliff026]

Distance in that little app

[@leae3750]

@@ranom989🤮

[@Youmakesickkkkkk]

@@leae3750🥵

[@sharan_kahlon]

EVERY TIME A NEW ROYAL COURT EP COMES OUT MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR Brittany literally outdoes herself every time - OBSESSEDDDDD !!

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

EXACTLY! Just when I’m like wow that was the best guest so far - she posts again and it’s even better!!! A true monarch

[@susana9519]

“I am gay because it was my destiny” period

[@lanaaa1811]

Gurl sorry 😭 what does your tattoo say?

[@lanaaa1811]

"Miguouel" ?

[@Reignebow619]

“ And by 1130… he was negative 9 inches away! “ I fuqing cannot with Bretman!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@plenilunium]

Just a question: how do people survive that, and especially when it is their first time. I was bleeding all over the place, and it was not a nine incher.

[@Nataviaa]

@@pleniluniumDid You Not Use Lubricant or Some Type of Moisturizer lol? Not Tryna Be Funny In Any Way. I Just Feel Like Maybe That’ll Be The Reason.?

[@plenilunium]

@Nataviaa That was not the case, unfortunately. I was drenched, and so was he. After that, there was still the occasions bleeding, but the pain never subsided. After my 7 year celibacy, I am most certain I am back at square one. Sorry for the TMI, hahah.

[@Ttoby89]

@@plenilunium i see you!

[@jessofamala1539]

The way he looked at her after she presented the chamber pot had me dyyiiiing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@laurenwilliams3679]

“Oh Boy” fucking KILLED me 🤣🤣

[@LeFauneCornu]

I can't wait to try it in bed.

[@mesweetsam]

Sameeee

[@Yaaaas-nx2nw]

LMAOOOO

[@bryan1468]

😂😂😂 had to rewind a couple times

[@IamBrenna]

I’m at 1:24 and I’m already crying laughing

[@girlonfireproductions]

Calling Hugh Hefner gay is peak comedy… cuz fr fr he was surrounded by dolls and now I’m re-thinking so much 😭😭😭

[@spritefrommcdonalds]

im pretty sure he literally had like a longggg ass hidden gay relationship with a man

[@brookeb1753]

Absolutely crying 😭😭

[@angelicpretty777]

brittany cackling and quietly saying "im gonna pee" is my favorite thing ever

[@icecreamwasabi]

I hope she went after that

[@tiggertoga]

“Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog” 😭😭😭

[@meaganmh09]

I was dying laughing this entire vid but the “OH BOY” had me ☠️💀😂😂

[@hamsterstyle6152]

Holy shit this is gonna be so fucking funny

[@elliotstephenson3175]

I'm cackling

[@meganleave487]

My exact thoughts when i clicked

[@justintime6242]

The farting with the throat was wild😂

[@BlindestNoob]

.. and it was!

[@rafi24089]

LITERALLY ME LIKING THE VIDEO DURING THE AD BEFORE IT EVEN BEGIN CUZ I KNOW ITS GONNA BE GOOD😂

[@eternalG143]

“what did the roman’s ever do besides the font” IS TAKING ME TF OUT IM- AHAHAHFHDD

[@snoopyfanyay]

From “Girl, why’d you go so far in?” to the “Victorian children’s toy” I was rollllllllinggggg XD

[@HowardBrook]

I fully lost it when it started vibrating !!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@donnie9252]

"Why is it getting louudderrr!!!"

[@santi-xb6nu]

11:11 "because I can relate to pushing a father" omfg I'm rolling

[@lovd888]

This part killed me 😭

[@veronica5lmaa]

I screamed when he talked abt the sisters baby daddies 😂

[@JeremyMYG]

Bretman might be the most charismatic person on the planet. You cannot get better than Bretman. Personality is unmatched.

[@queenofzenk]

not many people know the water in the womb he was cooking in was just so high in rizz concentration

[@avakayyzz]

This is the EXACT collab I needed in my life

[@assassin5sonata]

I think I need a Brittany, Bretman, and trixie, and katya collab immediately. The laughter and love that would be had. Omg. We need this.

[@SoadandSkinslover88]

my favourite people, i'd love it

[@rannierunsfast]

Bretman in the bald and the beautiful would be the dream

[@Kamakashi35]

I second and 100th this

[@kira590]

omgggg a need

[@meganking427]

The way I came here to comment this😂

[@theablue1795]

we fucking stan bretman’s grandma i want to be her when i grow up

[@Bjorksbackyard]

I am actually desperate to know more about her though

[@ryle2814]

You're not born gay bretman's grandma just decides if you are when you're born

[@BenazirMarkey]

the OG house mother

[@queenofzenk]

same but i love to work with the moon

[@kabilei2260]

Wow didn’t know bretman came from such a loving and accepting family like that’s truly beautiful and I want to have that when I’m older, to be the comfy witchy grandma that doesn’t care which grandbaby is gay just caring that they’re happy

[@mmwinner274]

I have watched this episode so many times because it is so funny…but also Bretman is such a beautiful man. Looking at his face healed the inner Pinay girl inside of me that never saw her face or features on a television screen. The luscious and shiny black hair, the dark Islander skin, and the way he talks…it all made me so happy to see a Filipino showing the world who we are. We are drop dead gorgeous, strong, and funny people. ❤

[@ariafelisha]

I completely agree.

[@shannonk2541]

That last sentence! Indeed you are ❤ I’ve always wished I was Asian or Pacific Islander because they’re all SO beautiful to me

[@M1moStud1o]

“Do it jiggle ?”😏 “It folds..”😔 Looooove this episode 🤌🏻

[@rannierunsfast]

It folds *sad face* lmao he's so funny

[@emfaye23]

the chemistry that Brittany has with every single person she interacts with brings me so much joy

[@Rodipop]

The chemistry is undeniable. My favourite episode of the Royal Court Series! This was giving me LIFE!!!

[@pillow1ify]

"Why am i gay.... cause my grandma" 😂😂😂😂 I love brett

[@jvnMainyt]

6:10 “oh boy!” CRAZZZYYYY!😭🤚🏽

[@XanderANics]

a fabulous moment in history that i’m far too hungover to fully appreciate

[@rachelaimeemateya2676]

😂😂😂

[@annaphelan635]

We’re all going through it this morning

[@Zebram5]

Brittany would be so proud

[@nzvnv_]

Omg not me watching this hung and trying to wakenbake 😂

[@vanessavivas1371]

@@annaphelan635just finished an exhausting serving shift running on 2 hours of sleep

[@abc-nk9vi]

The Mickey Mouse “Oh Boy!” 😂

[@alizaearias5748]

“ does it giggle” “ no it folds” Had me dying 😂

[@MacP2990]

Fr😂😂

[@AusyJo]

Can you explain to me what that means?

[@trishasurangana2278]

Not giggle, babe. She said "do it jiggle?" He said "no, it folds" This is a reference to Louis Theroux' s "my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds" rap meme

[@thegneebler]

THE "oh boy!" WHEN THEY WERE DESCRIBING THE DISNEYLAND THING

[@CammyWammy0313]

GOLD This was my first episode of this series and it was SOOOOOOOO GOOD! Simultaneously entertaining and empowering

[@cami3759]

Bretman is such a breath of fresh air. Not only fresh air, but the kind of air you breathe in when you’re on vacation and have no stressors in your life. He’s so refreshing in the context of this landscape (media) in 2024, and it’s beautiful not only to see how much he’s grown from the time I first saw him, but how he’s stayed the same and has only evolved. Such a beautiful individual TE AMAMOS que estén bien tus pollitos !!

[@ykltgd]

beautiful comment and the truest 💖

[@Bozzo-Pozzo]

THAT PART BABE. I remember Bret fresh from the scene and they’re still thriving and doing wonders. I’m so proud of them

[@mildredwetbed9791]

listen to what he says about his mom.

[@darianholstad837]

The way the dramatic light changed STUNNED him into silence 😂😂 love this collab

[@plantaddict4951]

Hands off the dash, eyes closed, 109 mph on the highway, feet kicking up and down on the dash with excitement, no seatbelt, chair leaned back

[@klippitykloppity]

Bretman's gentle and bewildered "Oh my god." when the trial began had me cackling

[@jaylinwood5985]

"What did the Romans even do... besides tha font?" I sceamed 💀💀💀💀

[@kirabaker5097]

“Why didn’t they ever think of that?” “Well I think they did…” CRYING

[@rannierunsfast]

Oh OK. Work! Ya'll ate that, victorious

[@Rachizzle1314]

I need them on a podcast for a minimum of 2 hours a week. Idc if it’s on zoom, please make it happen 🥺

[@luciacast279]

the reactions when the giant ass light comes on are my favorite ever

[@emmamurphy5618]

I just started PA school and my head is barely above water but I watched this during a study break and turns out I needed it wayyyy more than I thought holy shit laughing out loud

[@megdorsett5917]

Pa school is so hard! I’m in my second year and Brittany will reliably get you through this hahaha

[@cmoonie9448]

Recently graduated PA school waiting for my PANCE results, stay strong my fellow PAs in training!

[@apoloniaarteaga2520]

KZbin WAITED 11 DAYS TO SHOW THIS TO ME??? Learned my lesson. church bell notifications turned on.

[@Ludiez]

I fuckin LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SINGING HOT DOG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@emmaine]

the chemistry between them is so good they bounce off each other so well. dynamic duo!!

[@rannierunsfast]

They both give off best friend energy

[@Jem_80s]

The way Brittany reaches for Bretman's hand when she's dying of laughter is so PRECIOUS!!! ❤

[@passionable90]

This is how you know you’re about to be besties 😂 I do this when I share the same sense of humor with the someone-it’s the best feeling ever. They are connecting!!! 🌸💕🙌🏾✨

[@izabelcushing5412]

I love how Brittany always asks the hard questions. She always asks her guest the things we want to know and asks them how they’re actually doing. It’s so refreshing to be reminded that they’re people too❤

[@madamebelle-]

This felt like 3mins long, I couldn't get enough 😂😂😂. We need an hour of this!

[@es0516]

I was gasping for air laughing so hard. Bretman is so effortlessly funny and he’s just being himself. I’m reading the book right now and it is GOLD. I can hear his voice when I’m reading it.

[@nahimgood4]

Brittany has OUTDONE HERSELFFF with this one. Bretman is TRULY internet royalty which is crazy cause he's still in his 20s. Loved this, love him.

[@rosymess]

I think this is the most Brittany has ever laughed during a Royal Court episode, I donʻt blame her Bretman is hilarious.

[@jessofamala1539]

He's such an amazing storyteller. I have a short attention span, but I could listen to his stories all day 😍😍 He's captivating!

[@kjwest2047]

Omfg this was hysterical! Bretman's Mickey "oh boy!" @ 6:09 made me holler 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@jho_ouiii]

Me 😂😂😂😂

[@amberbusse]

bretman’s wit & humor is LIGHTNING fast it’s so impressive!! i love her sm

[@EvalastingRainbow]

ABSOLUTELY GAGGED BY THIS COLLAB 🙌💅

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

6:10 OH BOY!!! 😂😂😂 perfectly timed Mickey voice!!!

[@MonsterPill]

I was in PAIN from laughing the entire video. Holy shit he’s so funny 😭

[@PepperTheDeadly]

I followed Bret years ago and this video reminded me why-ppl are cool and Brittany ur doing good SHIT with this show!! Plz don’t stop!

[@jessica.isabelle]

NO WAY THIS COLLAB IS LEGENDARY, truly for the girlies 💅🏽

[@crazy_haze]

I'm howling screaming gagging and cackling because this is everything I never knew I needed. I need more Bretman and Brittany content pls because I haven't laughed this hard in ages 😭

[@teralmiles]

Same!

[@crazy_haze]

@@teralmiles yessss let's put it out into the universe and maybe it'll happen lol

[@allisonazevedo4796]

Britney is such a good interviewer. Does her research, asks good question while also being HILARIOUS. Love to be apart of this nation❤️

[@meghanrodriguez8240]

Literally in a Uber and couldn’t stop my self from laughing at certain points and had a goofy smile on the whole time. Would love to see them together again!

[@furlycee]

This made me love Bretman even more and I didn’t even think that was possible

[@mariahlamb2983]

I love how once an episode Brittany and her council catch their guest so off guard. The commitment to scouring the internet for some completely random fact about them or an archival image that even they forgot about, is chefs kiss

[@lorettacastorini]

MY EYES HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CLOSED AND MY HANDS HAVE NEVER BEEN FARTHER FROM MY WHEEL.

[@impano666]

Aww, watching this knowing Uno’s fate-Bretman really did give him a better life w

[@celestia486]

RIP Uno

[@ursamajor6814]

I dont really know who bretman rock is but this is a fantastic introduction. The discussion of gender and nonbinary identity, the assertion of being native and all the freedom and support from his family, his chickens! Immediately captivated by bretman's wit.

[@lilpnk]

These interviews are the best ones I’ve seen. Love this.

[@linakallen2849]

"Besides the font" HAHAHAHAAH

[@onesecondsniff5840]

😭😭😭😭

[@linakallen2849]

@@onesecondsniff5840 Gagged

[@MitzuyaMiyo]

"Who says that nowadays?" DYING TIL THE LAST SECOND

[@austinstevison3115]

I audibly laughed im glad someone else mentioned it 😂

[@CoreyInDaHaus]

Was searching for this comment

[@danipatarroyo-avila1259]

THE WAY I RAN GAGGED AND SCREAMED TO PLAY THIS THANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY

[@Caeljharden]

The “Oh Boy” sent me to the fucking moon 😂

[@ethelcainlover27]

Oh my golly. the amount of true royalty is overwhelming

[@Rosebud0801]

The hot dog bit had me screaming omg

[@43v3rglow]

I feel like this episode perfetly encapsulated what Brittany wanted Royal Court to be and I'm living for it 😭

[@AlexStar259]

I think this might be my favorite episode yet! I also just love every time she catches guests off guard.

[@vinsmokeyve]

“He was negative Nine Inches away”😭

[@13sampepper]

brittany’s face when bretman says “besides the font” KILLED ME

[@flomilli1925]

bret is top tier content with ANYBODY. love this collabo

[@jennanicoletaylor]

I am on the bathroom floor crying laughing 😂 the most unserious royal court yet

[@jbeaver8997]

I love seeing my two favs together!!! The chemistry is amazing and they constantly kept me laughing!

[@andytrull5596]

I don't comment on videos very often, but this was so amazing. I love Brittany Broski, the Broski report, and Royal Court. I really hope she does a series of her playing scary games because this was EVERYTHING. Britrany Broski deserves everything because she is so kind, passionate, intelligent, iconic, hilarious, and one of the best examples of being an ally that I've ever seen from a public figure. This is one of my favorite videos she's ever done and I really hope she does more!

[@joshuamilbecka]

This was 100% the funniest guest you'd had on so far. I was cracking up laughing everytime Bretman spoke!!

[@kbramire]

I can’t wait for there to be enough of this so I can binge watch them for a whole day

[@revelanthony1991]

This is the best episode yet, I haven’t burst out laughing in public from a video before but genuinely couldn’t stop myself

[@canyouhandlemyfrequency]

Hot digitityyy dog up in the churro stand I loveee the backstory so needed

[@angelalcaraz3026]

this is why i fuking love Bretman becuase he is just him and loving being himself

[@h1ghjinx703]

Amazing as always. "How do you draw a chicken??" -"girl you have 45 how do you not know what they look like?!" 😂😂 The chicken at the end >🐤 actually adorable. 😭