A School Handed Out Laptops To Spy On Students In Their Bedrooms

[@JeantheSecond]

I’ll never understand why this didn’t result in criminal charges. I thought it was universally accepted that peeping on minors in their bedrooms was illegal.

[@kymo6343]

Hard same. Especially the kids that were caught in undress. Every single instance of even partial undress recorded by the school should have been considered CP.

[@IceDragon-fj4vx]

@@kymo6343 If different when "government" building does it

[@GranddukeofWales]

People have computers in their bedrooms?

[@magicalmonoceros2407]

Because your greatgrandparents, your grandparents, your parents, you, and your children, will continue to allow Washington to have the power they do and do they things to you that they do

[@Estfireemblem]

Why would u do that tho thats just weird

[@lilslavicvert905]

Ppl can’t spy on u if u don’t have cameras, that’s why I’m watching this on a typewriter

[@AustinWTchoi]

Hol' up

[@wyvernslayer4530]

This is kind of cursed

[@disembodiednarrator]

_i a m w a t c h i n g t h i s o n p a p y r u s_

[@theadeptuscustodes]

2k IQ

[@penis69ers76]

@@disembodiednarrator *spaghetti intensifies*

[@warpey5632]

School: You've been suspended for inappropriate behavior at home. Student: _hol up_

[@doges_6864]

Hol up-

[@crumbbumb9887]

the school does not have the authority to punish your at-home behavior anyway

[@Deyrenkenin]

@@crumbbumb9887 Since when did they care about not having authority?

[@yougot69supermonkeyb21]

@@Deyrenkenin never

[@Imjudah-]

@Jacob Lupercio Ruiz Sacrificing a local dog to the all holy spaghetti monster in the sky

[@cindywolters6386]

Imagine if a hacker hacks a webcam then sees the guy has insomnia and has bags and red eyes and looks creepily into the webcam

[@ajjaja892]

That's me

[@Autistic_Squirrel]

I would just stop hacking for good

[@alydiahug-hafer2945]

It scares me that u just thought of that... O-O

[@sosomild]

That’s…oddly specific

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

@@sosomild isn’t it?

[@Shoxic666]

school *literally spying on teens in their bedrooms getting undressed* also the school: "you better behave at home kids, or it's detention for you."

[@officialstrawhatpirate1694]

Lol

[@NoNamelolxd]

I will call FBI on school

[@user-re8tc1dg3b]

@Jude Rankin its not evil. Its litteraly illegal and CAN be classified as CP.

[@Mendoxs_]

ew :[

[@iampidgeon6923]

Get that collage money if you know what I mean (Sue the school)

[@smart_duckie_2937]

The fact that i'm writing this on a school computer is giving me chills-

[@jeeefiest]

The teacher watching you write that like 👁👄👁

[@zafrel]

My friend opened a hentai website on the school computer. Another one somehow found Minecraft downloaded on one

[@PunakiviAddikti]

School computers are usually all connected to a server that records everything done on them. So the teacher can pinpoint slackers... Be careful.

[@zafrel]

@@PunakiviAddikti thankfully my school isnt that rich or big so not many teachers is good with tech and the teachers that do know dont do it because its not worth it to make it for the 15+ pcs we have. Heck, 2 pcs are still using windows xp

[@cakeface03]

I've got one sitting right infront of me watching me watch this

[@TheGreenYoutuber]

School: We'd like to talk about your son's recent behavior Mom: But he hasn't been to school? School: ....

[@crumbbumb9887]

yeah something like that is very suspicious

[@LuCurly]

My laptop actually got hacked along with some of my classmates so yeah this can happpen

[@srrvsxsbcgs4412]

@@LuCurly same

[@erwinsmith61]

@@LuCurly jokes on you My laptop camera is destroyed when the laptop is thrown at me by my dad

[@polyminutes8788]

@@erwinsmith61 what

[@adityavidyarthi1635]

imagine how badass you will feel while asking your class teacher "ma'am uhhh...... why does the school provided laptops have pre-installed spyware?" during an online class

[@siamese-tortoise2601]

Just imagine a folder saying “pre-installed spyware” lol

[@ICantThinkOfANam3]

My would would've left my body if I heard that in my class-

[@catlover708die_all_humans_lol]

@@ICantThinkOfANam3 Wut your sentence makes no sense-

[@versette7950]

@@ICantThinkOfANam3i think your brain farted

[@levievil9220]

I would have covered the camera and said sorry but I doubt y’all want to see a cat’s but in your camera feed

[@rosiebun9169]

*me questioning why everyone doesn’t close their laptops while not using them*

[@burnedcalculat0r566]

• RosieBun • ikr just close it *only if you don’t use a TV screen as your laptop or whatever idk*

[@mlgsans6085]

@@burnedcalculat0r566 yeah will do that *closes a tv screen used as a computer desktop*

[@Chey1214_]

@@mlgsans6085 I use a tv screen instead of a monitor for mine computer too, which means it doesn't have a camera, so I don't really have to worry about that.

[@burnedcalculat0r566]

MLGSans ……I don’t even know what to say back to this.

[@AlixirRA]

Ikr

[@Aokay7.62]

Brew: All my tech is from the nineties The guy looking at him through his coffee machine: ............................

[@liesandslander_9486]

Aokay ahahah

[@firenhell02]

Insert (John Cena meme "are you sure about that?")

[@Texahoma]

Thanks for making laugh THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH XD XD XD

[@tasertag7513]

**Coffee machine grows arms.** *"Huttah! Neck snap!"*

[@kyssilver]

Soldier :D Also Rip Rick May :(

[@flapflapflapflap]

School: spies on me Me: *_covers the camera with paper and tape_* School: You weren't supposed to do that

[@whitedawn2122]

*you have been suspended for vandalism to school property*

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

@@whitedawn2122 what is your evidence school of honor? School: well, we have this video of him putting tape on our computer Judge: wait! I havent heard of you talking about this at all to students! School: Passes out with cold sweat, and foam from mouth

[@inserttexthere1]

It WaS wErY EfFECtIvE school fainted

[@fent4nyl]

....or just close it.

[@ezkillguy8316]

Sebastian Sebastian jojo reference

[@Elemented]

"Sorry I was late to Zoom, I couldn't pick out the right shirt." "I know." "What"

[@bottomgear4028]

I love how the government is like: "You have privacy and that's not cool. We should be able to peek in any time-bEcAuse TeRrOrism!"

[@whitedawn2122]

There does need to be a balance between privacy and intelligence services

[@molybdaen11]

Just scream terrorism or child abuse in the general direction and you can do whatever you want as a government.

[@colinsmith1495]

Or, in this case, suspiciously high amounts of CP

[@Laimeme]

tHe LaNd oF FrEeDoM.

[@ky9nth]

Its for our safety tho

[@jimtsap04]

Welp, our school made us do online classes through webex, and this app used to have a feature that allowed teachers to unmute students on command, i think its fair to say that forcefully opening the mic of a kid in their own home is not poggers.

[@blurple9806]

Well, that explains why whenever I made a weird noise techers stoped talking, tho I dont use webex

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Yeah

[@jimtsap04]

@Kaiser Floppa II been there done that

[@blurple9806]

@Kaiser Floppa II and when they complain about it say "but I had my mic muted and it just got unmuted without me pressing it"

[@liamsamples]

Google Meet still has this feature. Our teachers use it all the time. Not cool.

[@encryptedflame8532]

"This video was sponsored by NordVPN" Of course it is.

[@jimmyescober7395]

I get you ma frend

[@Kfreeks]

Just a payed advert, right?

[@patrickblue3813]

Maybe it is sponsored by Nordvpn BUT message is real The built in cameras on laptops and the microphones can be activated remotely (sometimes with no way of telling it has been due to no led light showing ) plus any school that does give out laptops does in fact install tracking on them and / or remote access programmes, in case the laptops get stolen etc also key logging software so they can keep track of everything that has been typed into the keyboard There is nothing stopping the schools from using those to spy on the people using the laptops . I always advise people to cover up the built in cameras on laptops with a piece of cardboard and some pvc / electrical tape, which I also do myself when having to repair or use a laptop

[@abrasmage]

But Brew has watched Tom Scott so at least it wasn't the false advertising script you see so often

[@shubhsharma2278]

Same lol

[@rayirth.upside-down]

I remember one of my cousin's child's school would scold them for installing any antivirus and charge them $10 for causing harm to school property

[@ShadowCube264]

“school property” implies the school created spyware... HOL UP

[@rayirth.upside-down]

@@ShadowCube264 "Malware is art" Enderman, 2019

[@ccynabunn]

I have a cousin who said "hackers aren't real". Somone hacked his fortnite account 3 months later

[@rayirth.upside-down]

@@ccynabunn LoL

[@andy-gamer]

@@ccynabunn F

[@D00MMAST3R]

Me who has laptop from school: *INTERESTING*

[@EVA-UNIT-13]

Sweats nervously*

[@kingelrond3]

Yeah schools do this my school did this and I told students and spread info and then magically they stopped

[@EVA-UNIT-13]

@@kingelrond3 dam

[@NoorquackerInd]

@@kingelrond3 Should've done a class-action lawsuit.

[@xistencestudios8904]

Just reinstall an OS or factory reset it

[@alrightguvna1727]

Someone’s school looking through their search history: _Rule 34? Is that a math problem? Angela is studying hard I see._

[@Yenbreaks]

bruh

[@Exc4Iibur]

Bruh moment

[@ZDubbz]

Who’s gonna tell him?

[@typea5426]

Something is hard alright...

[@aidenpentz3390]

They sure are studying hard...

[@pencil6711]

schools before: spy using webcam without telling anyone schools now: OPEN YOUR DANG WEBCAM

[@stevenbartel5008]

You know you have a problem if your teachet doesn't want you to turn on the webcam

[@user-ut2oo3kx3s]

In my school the teacher's don't let the people turn on the webcam while on class because it distracts the other people.

[@Alfreder28272]

It honestly can be distracting tho, so they shouldn’t allow webcams, unless you truly want too

[@thewetmop1546]

My school says on, but teachers dont care and let us do whatever we want

[@eththe]

im bout to go cooking on class

[@one_1111]

Oh no, I drank coffee with milk in front of my computer, and now there are some angry Russian hackers outside my house.

[@habibijee5838]

If they were smiling, they were here to kidnap you.

[@sahave5042]

@@habibijee5838 nah they were smiling as they were about to take out the school for doing the exact same thing

[@buzzer-it5ky]

Dun dun dunnnnnn

[@Blueflag04]

give them your coffee

[@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML]

Don’t worry

[@agenericusername2488]

In my school, more than half the students put tape over their cameras lol Edit: This was when we actually went to school. In coronavirus times you can just straight up disable your camera. You can’t really tape it just in case the teacher wants to see your face or something.

[@nutmeggaming11261]

Whenever I have a laptop, there will always be a piece of tape or a little 3d printed slider

[@Nateb143]

I don't even have a camera or even a Mic on my pc

[@darealesttttt88]

Yeah because that's the right thing to do.

[@abeelplays9160]

r/thathappened

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

Easy.

[@nar233]

Jokes on everyone, our school doesn't have money to give us laptops

[@anzu927]

Yeah boiii

[@hmmtheyesguy]

Jokes on everything, i dont even have school rn

[@PL3AYRE]

Jokes on everyone, our school is so poor that it beggs for “educational donations” As they call it

[@pitur124]

Same

[@altarriq]

felt

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

School: (Provides us laptops for quarantine online classes) Me after watching this: *Sweating nervously*

[@cr3ation992]

You have no life do you?

[@ChorusKosmi]

The gift of ubiquity was bestowed upon this one guy without a mustache

[@koami666]

mm. You are everywhere.

[@cr3ation992]

Lenny face and you don’t KNOW English

[@marysartr]

Go away

[@ItzOwo]

Imagine if one of the kids reverse engineered the connection and spies through the teachers webcam only to see their teacher and their dad.

[@siamese-tortoise2601]

It is time to tell mummy

[@matchymajor1776]

Yes, maybe i could

[@springsnapped5435]

Say less

[@reconstructwhat]

Pfft

[@unarmeduser5403]

I doubt any of them were smart enough to know how to do that

[@jimmythebusdriver6262]

Schools: take a free laptop Students that use their own: n o

[@starcultiniser]

students with a pc: laughs

[@tpo100cofficial9]

honestly if mine handed them out i'd take it, bluetooth transfer programs over if any of them matter at all (if they even have any school ones) and then close the shcool one and never open it again

[@CyanDumBell_MC]

I'd take it, reformat the hard drive and clean install the os

[@benoit__]

JustCallMe_Bell They can still modify the firmware, which wouldn’t be touched even after formatting the hard drive.

[@Roeclean]

@@benoit__ bruh

[@shadowknight7584]

Me who’s lonely ‘looks at my laptop’ “I’m not lonely”

[@jonathanjoestar4944]

Yeah I'm never lonely I got my FBI agent watching me

[@christinabrown4143]

@@jonathanjoestar4944 😂😂

[@tw12ve56]

My laptop doesn’t have a camera for whatever reason

[@jonathanjoestar4944]

@@tw12ve56 how 👁️👄👁️

[@jonathanjoestar4944]

@Darth Vapor i- 👁️👄👁️

[@EthanTheGamer77]

government: *spies* *on* *everyone* Hacker: *spies* *on* *government* government: *you* *weren't* *supposed* *to* *do* *that*

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

Hacker : no that's not how you're supposed to play the game!

[@Raj-wf6ln]

The One and Only never knew kids were “smart”

[@leon8502]

*government spies on everyone* PANIK *you notice you can cover your webcam* kalm *HACKER STARTS SPYING ON GOVERNMENT* PANIK

[@brickbot2.038]

I'm not worried about my camera, I keep that covered, and my laptop is closed when not in use. What I'm worried about is people tapping my mic, because you can't just cover that like you can a camera, it's very easy to implement background-noise cancelling filters.

[@theantianimeassociation7574]

use a non bluetooth mic and they cant.

[@brickbot2.038]

@@theantianimeassociation7574 My dinosuar computer can't get bluetooth, so I guess I'm fine! XD

[@SimonBauer7]

if you computer is shut down and i mean properly shut down not stand by sleep or whatever they cant spy on you

[@oqocraft2661]

Break the mic

[@theodiscusgaming3909]

If you use Windows, you can disable the mic in settings. (Microsoft might still be able to access it though)

[@zacariasnelson5753]

‘Those who would trade liberty for security deserves neither and will lose both’ Ben Franklin was a time wizard

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

And a ladies man.

[@firstname4097]

also, he's responsible for the quote "by preparing to fail, you are failing to prepare", which seems to be highly applicable almost all the time

[@afriedrich1452]

@@firstname4097 I get. Even though he did not say it, he is responsible for the misquote. Funny.

[@MrAlittleofeverythin]

Different times

[@mightypingas2108]

@@MrAlittleofeverythin still applies. If you're willing to give any entity enough power to shelter and control you completely, you will be subjected to tyranny. It is a human flaw that persists through all eras. You have to take responsibility for yourself and stop being weak.

[@absolutelyeverything8383]

My webcam quality is so bad that the hackers would just give up

[@somevincentsauce]

It's not your webcam, it's y- **This post has been taken down due to content that some may find disturbing and cyberbullying**

[@pj.wdn07]

The school getting excited when they see more than 3 giant skin coloured pixels

[@dylanisaac1017]

64 bits 32 bits 16 bits 8 bits 4 bits 2 bits 1 bit half bit quarter bit

[@entonduck]

@@somevincentsauce You mean o- *This post has been talen down due to content that some may find disturbing and cyberbullying.

[@celotv6455]

@@dylanisaac1017 THE WRIST GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

[@davidschaftenaar6530]

Luckily I have a desktop computer I built myself, hooked up to a pre-smartphone era HD-TV for all my content consumption. No camera's, no microphones, no built-in hardware that I haven't handpicked myself. *Glances nervously at smartphone two feet away*

[@thegrim418]

Never fear, Nokia is here

[@TheMurlocKeeper]

@@thegrim418 - **hisses** No need for that sort of language! :P Are those even a thing still? What am I meant to play in the toilet then, if I use a Nokia? :P Actually can't even remember if those Nokia bricks even HAVE any games on them...do they?

[@j3nnytool]

TheMurlocKeeper SNAKE

[@jensenambrose3333]

Ahh, the joys of not having a smartphone... 😏😂

[@ethanhcomposer]

Yep guys, my OWN school district did this. It's scary. I've been told this story countless times as I'm a resident of the district this incident took place. It kind of shook me, and that's how I got my fear of spying and espionage. I feel like my school computer is watching me sometimes, too, and I can't even believe I didn't see this video until over a year later. I also feel disappointed because this incident is like, the ONLY reason why my district is talked about across social media even to this day. Edit: The high school the kid got in trouble with is the high school I'll be going to. i'm scared

[@wolphin732]

I would refuse to use their computers, period for the issue they used them to spy on the students.

[@williamwallace5201]

I don't care. I'm still sending nuclear secrets over McDonald's wifi

[@gonk1244]

so how was being put on an fbi watchlist like?

[@williamwallace5201]

@@gonk1244 surprisingly chill

[@someonesomewhere3817]

@@gonk1244 surprisingly simple, I had to ask the NSA and their customer service is phenomenal!

[@vraxo8953]

Oversimplified reference?

[@a-player1160]

@@vraxo8953 I thought that to

[@FwippyFwop]

If you're watching me through my camera, I'm sorry. No seriously, I'll even pay for your therapy.

[@TheMurlocKeeper]

That sounds like watchable content! :P

[@mikeasllani6972]

@@TheMurlocKeeper *wait*

[@obi-wankenobimasterjediand5091]

My dude they went blind before they noticed how you looked so dey didn’t process ya face

[@genji5675]

please pay me soon im scarred

[@pastlehope6693]

@@TheMurlocKeeper r/cursedcomments

[@feleitks]

Electric tape stuck on camera: *ima bout to end this man’s whole career*

[@UNSCPILOT]

The cameras that come with a little security shutter are handy too

[@richmcgee434]

No kidding. Who leaves their webcam open when it's not in use?

[@novastar3990]

Rich McGee Me cause I don’t have a way to cover it and uncover it conveniently.

[@wormbag80]

Same

[@azarilh2355]

Librem laptops have hardware switches to shutdown camera, microphone and wifi.

[@NitroBladee]

school:* gives laptops to spy on students * the school accidentally giving it to a professional hacker the hacker: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@zohakuten2336]

School: watches from chromebook. Me, with tape over the camera: *i am fourteen timelines ahead of you.*

[@jeff-hd9og]

me who knows how to disable the webcam: i am 14 parallel universes ahead of you

[@braders5192]

@@jeff-hd9og the spyware could probably re-enable it though

[@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352]

Me, who knows where the teachers live and has a shotgun: *I am 14000000000 Parallel Universes ahead of you.*

[@Kni0002]

Disconnect the camera cable ;)

[@StayMadNobodycares]

@@braders5192 Probably not if it's shut off in the Bios.

[@rais.974]

yo imagine they spying on me and see me doing the homework like yo,thats crazy

[@poopiehed9500]

*_yo bro that’s crazy yo_*

[@rais.974]

@@poopiehed9500 thats like crazy bro

[@Lloronavic]

Brooo that's crazy

[@ceolmund7835]

Bro that's like totally crazy like absolutely beyond a reasonable doubt that's crazy bro.

[@deftve8669]

Ok now this undeniably super crazy, like its difficult to explain the craziness that is currently happening at the moment

[@NOT_an_egg_cultist]

"Zoom has been here all along"

[@danieldavidson5447]

Microwave their encryption is dogshit 😂 If you use zoom I recommend a virtual machine haha

[@pakratmiz4487]

Funny enough I’m watching this while waiting to take a test via a zoom meeting

[@bomberharris9322]

Daniel Davidson Muta?

[@kfp195sky5]

Discord is better than zoom

[@silviu4248]

Discord is better.

[@duuuuus]

This reminds me of the time I went to high school and we used g-suite. Logged in to the account on my phone, and after a few months I got a notification asking me to accept some terms giving the school owners administrator privileges to be able to control my phone, lock it down, change my pin, etc

[@thesparks00]

Tfffff

[@Astronauticaa]

Well what did you do

[@KyleHinson0103]

@@Astronauticaa just deny it innit,school can't do anything if you deny it

[@nius3471]

I just hope they dont open the "school project" file

[@jaredanonymous4154]

nius r/cursedcomment

[@balashibuyeeter2704]

@@Jubbett *oh i dont think so*

[@nichsa8984]

@@balashibuyeeter2704 never trust the low quality old tech

[@tl1882]

[Insert hentai here]

[@cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256]

Oh,Your 5GB of hentai?

[@arat7106]

*my school: hands out chromebooks* *me who has another chromebook and watches this video: hah you fools, i’m four parallel universes ahead of you*

[@22chiwi]

Scryptix - Edits and Gameplay :D yes my brother, we saw what their plan was before they even thought of it! (Also, is this a terminal montage reference?)

[@goshaa4501]

me

[@MrRhombus]

I got my own cuz I keep wanting a certain chrome book it had nothing special, I just wanted it

[@paztelplayz5995]

SAME!!!!!! >:3

[@cosmic2591]

Chromebooks are trash even without school restrictions.

[@frothguy]

“Someone could tap into your computer, and secretly watch or record you sleeping, changing.” Me,who doesn’t have a webcam yet: *i don’t have such weaknesses*

[@fitmotheyap]

Same Imagine having a microphone either smh

[@buffamongus6076]

the sleeping part is illegal but the changing part is even more illegal

[@thebacon_doge3236]

Yes

[@Pasta_Mous]

U forgot abut ur phone?

[@user-sk4up8wz5b]

@@Pasta_Mous toaster

[@vaelaris]

This school: *exists* Me using tape, a screwdriver, a solder iron, and a welding torch: *intense psychotic laughter*

[@DresDEAD617]

I don't entirely get the joke, could someone kindly explain?

[@planatgame]

@@DresDEAD617 or destroy the laptop

[@Luna-Lemons]

Brew: “That’s why all my tech is from the 90’s” Also brew: Has talking AI coffee maker

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

No, that's a lost soul he imprisoned in a coffee machine.

[@leon8502]

naNI?!?

[@roux6715]

Yeah, your point is? I had a Nintendo switch in 728B.C

[@justurbob]

3090

[@TheOceanX]

Remember Kit from Knight Rider? He was a pre 90s talking 'AI' lol

[@lightningstudios3630]

Jokes on them I don’t even use my school laptop

[@sinisterpicklez9864]

Jokes on them i dont even go to school

[@user-mf4sj4pz5r]

*nervously throws laptop away*

[@swagblue22]

me either bro

[@ZeaZolf]

I use the PC i built, without a webcam and mic turned on

[@yes5019]

Same, and I disabled the stuff like extensions and apps lol

[@andrewconway9589]

Students: *Take the computer out of their bedroom* The School: “Wait, that’s illegal!”

[@wafflezthesquid6116]

Meh, I keep it in me dining room anyways

[@pyroanimate156]

I keep mine in the kitchen or living room

[@theswingchannel7189]

I keep mine closed and in living room, so, I think I’m good (:

[@supergenius6256]

Privacy invasions like this really worries me in context of the future

[@moosechuckle]

[School sees me just cranking it for hours.] “We’re taking back the he laptops.” -school

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

'After adding it to our personal collection'

[@zengerhub]

Mims Zanadunstedt and uploading it to the secret teacher server

[@the_dancing_koko7663]

Moose Chuckle thank god i’m not the only one...

[@tixsee]

My school does the same thing but it only spies on the browser.

[@legoheadedboi5571]

SpeakTheOne Same with me

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

That's even worse than the bigfoot hunters hiding cameras in the forest to spy on me

[@fortisprocer966]

A Bigfoot of culture I see! I to watch all of Donut Operaters videos.

[@braylin5003]

You should unleash yout inner model, and pose for those camara... work it footy!!!

[@brece5452]

Yeah, I’ve seen what you go through. People putting up videos, signs, and pictures of you without your approval. Hope you are doing well though. By the way, be careful. A few friends of mine are going Bigfoot hunting, keep an eye out. If you can though, make sure the tall one doesn’t come back, he owes me 5 dollars.

[@lawinrollevi2776]

oh its you again....uh...heloo

[@martingonzalezsilva4263]

Don't worry bro am putting cameras to catch them give me a week and your forest and privacy will be ok

[@negativeiquser5295]

That one kid who chucked the computer out of the window at the start of the school year over losing a boss battle: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL

[@scientificthesis]

Lol

[@krytonaus4793]

So im not the only one

[@bat6684]

Oddly specific

[@jellybomb4074]

*anime music intensely gets louder*

[@furballisticfinn6881]

School: We would like to talk to you about your child’s recent behaviour. Mother: But he’s been at home since last week- School: *did we stutter?*

[@arcticreindeerroleplays3488]

Me: *slowly puts finger over camera*

[@a-player1160]

*laughs in tablet*

[@arcticreindeerroleplays3488]

I’m on tablet

[@pureendermen7902]

*laughs in YOUR TABLET ALSO HAS A DING DANGY MR.CRABBY WABBY CAMERA*

[@a-player1160]

*also laughs in case covering tablet camera*

[@fire-3456]

Me: *gives middle finger to webcam*

[@FatCJ]

My school: **watches me have a breakdown and then sees me crying because of school stress**

[@wafflezthesquid6116]

and they do nothing about it

[@QWERTY11309]

school: Yells at you the next day for playing too many videogames

[@americantacos7618]

school: *then blames all depression on social media like a boss*

[@antisocant]

His school: I'll ignore that

[@antisocant]

@@creambama8953 "r u ok" Yeah I broke my legs got shot broke my fingers fell off a rooftop, yeah I'm totally ok not like I'm slowly dying because of blood loss no, I'm fine

[@Markreal_]

"How can you defend against spies peeping through your webcam?" Simple: just dont have one

[@BronyumHexofloride]

i just disconnect mine, usually on a ribbon cable

[@cestarianinhabitant5898]

Game over for laptop owners then

[@doughboywhine]

would be nice if most were a opt-in feature

[@oufro]

Just drill a hole into your webcam

[@johnkolk]

@@cestarianinhabitant5898 Jokes on you, my laptop is old enough that the webcam was an option, and I don't have it!

[@westhequagsire]

Brew: all my tech is from the 90s Me seeing a gameboy and knowing there from 1989: hol up

[@ccynabunn]

A friend once said to me "wanna play 90s games" and pluged his GameCube in

[@zeanomourph1]

"How likely is your webcam to be hacked?" Me, who doesn't have a webcam: Well, not very..

[@Siionide]

same

[@txe1nd]

im the 69 like

[@randomdud7733]

Hi FBI agent, how's you're day?

[@zeanomourph1]

@Mitex Which one? The one on the front covered by the leather flip case or against my ear, or the one on the back face down on the desk or in my pocket? :P

[@zeanomourph1]

@Mitex well shiiiiet ya got me there

[@flaire8543]

My college gave me a laptop "fresh from the box" so I opened up my good old Linux vm and found spyware, so i just use the vm, cant be spied on if your not using the default os.

[@garybrown2039]

See if you can get a lawsuit going. Make some money on the sidelines while teaching them a lesson.

[@omgdin]

whats vm?

[@omgdin]

@@Atakula383 ok

[@scientificthesis]

Stay safe my friend

[@LuminousWhispers11]

Actually, you can if you can view the screen...

[@vxtank2918]

“All my tech is from the 90’s” managed to upload high quality animations to the internet

[@RowPaddles]

He is from the past!!!

[@Arc_Sp3cimen]

He stole a time traveler's computer

[@lorisheller8449]

Interstin

[@zakpizza999]

uh oh Someone didn't get the joke

[@sansguerra2265]

@@zakpizza999 uh oh I think you didn't get the joke.

[@_stealth_313]

I remember hearing a story about an private Elementary school requiring kids to have iPads, and then when a child would have an iPad, the kids would sign a contract without their parents’ knowledge which allowed the school to install software that allowed them to monitor and control the iPad in and out of school hours

[@Beading_Kate]

What? This should not happen! What if some teacher is perv who’d stalk kids using their tablets as location trackers? But it can’t be lawful, it shouldn’t be. Aren’t any paper signed by children under certain age legally invalid?

[@TheCoolDave]

The problem with any type "backdoor" is there is always loop holes in the laws that can be abused. Even the people writing the laws leave out things so it's open for a "backdoor". It's scary to think about this, and what your privacy right are really.

[@CubicApocalypse128]

Even if the government somehow doesn't abuse its backdoors, someone else will.

[@crumbbumb9887]

@@gircakes yeah

[@TheFinagle]

The real problem with the back door is not legal loopholes lawmakers would abuse, its what happens when that key is stolen by hackers or crime organizations. Now anyone with enough money can just buy that key that unlocks everything on that platform.

[@edgelord8337]

Easy solution: *trust no one*

[@jebs_ham2445]

fight or flight

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

edge lord so follow the dayz rule irl

[@kinga4438]

i dont trust you so i trust everyone but then i will have trust you but you tell me to trust no one so you just created a paradox mate

[@artoriapendragonidilfitri7414]

Not even yourself!.

[@kaosanddestruction]

edge lord in gravity falls, TRUST NO ONE!

[@WGFinc]

Me, who’s watching this in a Samsung smart fridge:

[@thiccchungo1041]

It must be pretty chilly in there

[@garfield9214]

ba dum tshh

[@Zhiiiiiiiend]

Me, who's watching this in a Samsung smart toilet:

[@Oh_yeah692]

@@Zhiiiiiiiend no why u gotta copy him

[@yumiko523]

@@Oh_yeah692 it's technically not copying

[@jhonplayzyah656]

Blackmailable offense: Drinking coffee with milk. Me: *Brushes Teeth and then drinks orange juice then brushes teeth again*

[@palerider2143]

You are surrounded come out with your hands up

[@milkyway1166]

I remembered when my brother download a virus that played A rickroll every time you opened an app. I was getting rickrolled when i wanted to play angry birds

[@AngelA-ym2jz]

kEwL

[@miratparmar1545]

I low key want that

[@DaviGamingOFC]

Thats actually... EVIL

[@nailozaz7596]

kek

[@monolith253]

That's the best virus ever

[@jonathanhunter8076]

Me: Clicked on this hoping for a juicy dramatic story Brew: heres 11 minutes of talking about internet privacy as a general rather than a story

[@f1shyspace]

Same :/

[@swhiz1998]

People actually like the story he pushes I just care about the interesting info he talks about

[@jonathanhunter8076]

@@swhiz1998 if it wasn’t misleading then I probably wouldn’t have clicked on it

[@jonathanhunter8076]

@Ben McConnon thankyou

[@DVD-jw3ly]

@@jonathanhunter8076 uhh you do realise thats kind of the entire idea of the story???

[@GenericUsername_]

School: spies on me through the camera Me who has been staying up all night playing minecraft, terraria, and hollow knight

[@santiagouribemanzano8501]

Ha for them. I just stay playin Forza Horizon 4!

[@bobc8985]

Terraria yeah boi

[@Autistic_Squirrel]

Wait, if you’re the pale king, then does that mean that Hollow Knight has a game called Hollow Knight within it and if yes, then does the Hollow Knight within Hollow Knight also have it’s own Hollow Knight? God I’m tired…

[@edwardlaba]

Bro same. Me and friends up at 3am just vibing playing minecraft on the laptops together.

[@mapk9678]

Meanwhile me grinding at path of pain: HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

[@notsus1498]

This is why I put tape on my schools laptop a lot. Because I know for a fact that every school has 2 or 3 creepy teachers

[@sappowappo3340]

"Was disciplined at school for behavior at home" schools for ya

[@ishelton750]

My school was caught doing the same thing, and when I used school stuff on my phone it tried to be the primary account and I had to factory reset my phone cus it was acting weird, don't trust your work/school

[@sleepylilwolf1749]

Now im scared

[@evxlyvn]

@LGGV Angel hold up they ask for that??? I ain’t giving mine

[@autumowo5081]

Same thing happened to me

[@ie_]

@LGGV Angel my school asked for my account and i told them to ķ1 - ŀĮ ŧĥ3m - şĕľfs...

[@tolype]

@@ie_ what happened next

[@Ayyem93]

5:32 I literally physically cringed because I'd almost forgotten this was a thing

[@ireneshelton3661]

Tonto oh god that actually happened?

[@Xx_Oleander_xX]

@@ireneshelton3661 I wish it wasn't

[@slappy8941]

She's so hip. She's the new hotness.

[@Dylanschillin]

I drank last night Woke up without hangover That activated it Edit: this was 4 hours after I had woken up

[@monochrome_linux]

First thing you need to do when you get a computer or laptop from school, college or work is to wipe the whole drive clean and reinstall the OS.

[@Ck87JF]

There's a computer usage policy that most places require a person to sign before allowing the use of their technology. Most of these will include restrictions on altering, disabling, or removing software provided by the organization. Failure to follow these rules often comes with steep consequences, potentially up to expulsion or firing. So... Have fun with that. Additionally, if you did wipe and reinstall it, there's likely certain things that wouldn't work anymore. You might lose access to VPN, the domain, or other network resources that were granted to the computer as it was set up before you wiped it.

[@MmeHyraelle]

@@Ck87JF but malware does not infringe that???

[@DraconicCitadel]

what if it's a persistent af rootkit

[@Seacat17]

@@DraconicCitadel install Linux.

[@blowitoutyourcunt7675]

This can advice can get you into loads of trouble AND you won't have the programs you would need to do your work on it, especially if you're a student. Almost good advice but it would rarely work for a work/school computer, personal computer sure but in any other situation this is poor advice.

[@okamiexe1501]

School: *spies on me* Me: *purposefully gets undressed in front of the camera* My mom: *calling the lawyer* The school board: *begins bribing Fox News*

[@painedfetus8210]

hAHAHAHA WE USE LAWS FOR CP AT WILL HAHAHAHAH YOU ARE NOW COMMITING CRIMES NOW.

[@molybdaen11]

If I would do that, the school would send me money to stop it.

[@jacob414]

Romuland Meier smart idea my dude

[@jacob414]

Romuland Meier I may try that

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

The principal watching live *Hehe yeah boi*

[@zipbees3533]

Hmmm, lucky me whenever my web cam goes on, on my tiny think pad can't handle it and shuts down. Good luck spies. Try to hack that shat

[@londonberlind6637]

if u put it in tablet mode look under the cam and u would see a green light yk when u go livee for school yeah they r watching you

[@BiggestKingerFan]

Me: **has had a post it note over my camera for years** School: Fine then, keep your little secrets.

[@woah6267]

I remember when this was published I got really paranoid so I put duck tape over my laptop camera and my mom thought I got a virus or something so she spent the next day deleting random stuff she didn't think was safe on it. loool

[@scientificthesis]

Gg

[@haphephobia]

Your mom is great

[@MrGermandeutsch]

2:21 "Have you ever seen someone with a little sticker over their webcam?" Me, who ductaped all cameras on my devices in my home: *_...no?_*

[@ara6942]

Oh um yeah they're stuck in the mirror sooo....

[@nutmeggaming11261]

No, not at all

[@shaneneedles2118]

"Use that little piece of tape..." Nobody anywhere talking about your computers microphone which is also hackable and most apps have access to!

[@squeamishh6719]

Mute ur mic when not using

[@taxfraud1212]

Go right click the windows button and click on devices, in devices you should see the parameter of your entire computer, go into sound devices or something like that and disable the microphone

[@MrMoon-hy6pn]

@@taxfraud1212 You can do that yes, but software solutions can always be bypassed

[@taxfraud1212]

@@MrMoon-hy6pn That is very true

[@StayMadNobodycares]

@@MrMoon-hy6pn Now they know I listen to Disco my life is ruined.

[@VerbifiedThe3st]

Brew: something about Tom Scott Me: Hey isn’t that the guy who flew garlic bread to space and back

[@batheandrelaxinmyshit6344]

Poop

[@jorted_julimak]

Yeah and then he tried it

[@rayadoodle]

That’s what I was thinking lol

[@batheandrelaxinmyshit6344]

@@rayadoodle Thank you

[@puffonxe]

the guy who threw off two drums and a cymbal off a cliff 12 years ago

[@Highlander1st]

This reminds me of a time when I was walking home from school, I took a shortcut, not even through a place that it was illegal to go through, I just crossed a street not at a stoplight ( I am a Male and was in 8th grade at the time with my brother) and the school principle is hiding in a Bush telling kids if they go that way they would get detention. I know this isn't as serious but still was really creepy and wrong considering we were old/mature enough to cross without a guard and this wasn't at school.

[@crabtime43]

The fact that people dont know how to close there laptops confuses me

[@doges_6864]

Lazy ppl 101

[@lord__pasta]

Me: Haha, Ikr Also me with my school laptop open 10 feet away from me.

[@2003.ex3]

exactly. like the whole time im like.. don't yall close the laptops when you're sleeping or just not using it or wtv?

[@adronius147]

@@2003.ex3 A lot of people don't.

[@personthatsgood9661]

Me and my desktop: 😃💧

[@-Rishikesh]

i'm seriously worried with all these companies trying to make inscreen selfie cams.. gosh it will really be akward to stick tape on your screen.. Eventhough unrealiable popup cameras are the way to go

[@brit666]

Bruh I have a in display phone.

[@leon8502]

just use the things that are like super sticky and will almost break ur computer if u try 2 take off and u can slide it

[@MrStick-nz5zh]

This showed up in my notification feed while I was next to a school laptop

[@sausageassassinn]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

[@viv9239]

SAME

[@xistencestudios8904]

Use a Live OS off a USB drive whenever using unsafe hardware

[@randomguy-jd8su]

DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN

[@someonesomething4775]

SAEEEEEM lol

[@user-BadUsername]

There’s this app on all the chrome books at my school district and I saw the reviews, to summarize, teachers can view you through the cam and history at any moment even at home

[@theeclipsemaster]

History is ok, as it is the schools computer. But camera is just wrong

[@user-BadUsername]

@@theeclipsemaster agreed

[@limbonlegs1662]

What app is it?

[@user-BadUsername]

@@limbonlegs1662 don’t remember but will let you know when I find it

[@bat6684]

@@user-BadUsername now?

[@approxahmed]

4:43 Wanted to note that some laptop companies now include a physical slider to cover your webcam on some of their laptops It seems like a great solution for those who don’t trust the light next to their webcam :)

[@TheFinagle]

all they need to do then is give a switch that cuts the mic connection to the board and you can actually protect your privacy with manufacturer design. After that its up to the user.

[@wolphin732]

The light can't be trusted, since it is controlled by software not HW. You can get shutters to cover the webcam and stick on...

[@anaxolotl6637]

school: hands out laptops to spy on children tiktok: am i a joke to you?

[@hubb8049]

and zoom

[@SerratedbladeX]

That was actually pretty good.

[@Cole-ek7fh]

chinese tech is all spyware. boycott that trash.

[@KainDestinedAscension]

@@Cole-ek7fh if u have an iPhone then u gotta burn it bro, I don't make the rules, android too

[@MaceOfSpades5]

Yes good thing i dont use tiktok

[@dauntity8806]

I need to tell my grandma about the messenger thing, I Don’t want lizard man stealing our address and laying eggs in our attic

[@TimsVampireSexCult]

Yea he is weird

[@maemae527]

We did a mock trial on this- it involved students setting stuff up to trigger a response (Ie: what would be seen as a threat- but I can’t say the word on YT). Each time we ran it the students won- even though what they did would put them on a watchlist.

[@Leg3nd-27]

Jokes on the hackers, I don't even remember my password to my bank account.

[@MikhaelAhava]

Ouch.

[@_.kamryn.333]

I just changed my email password,I’m at my fathers house and my phone is home with my mother.it’s not letting me in my account

[@Idk_what_to_name_myself_283]

Legend 27 I saw a meme where this guy said his password was incorrect so when he forgets his password it will say you’re password is incorrect

[@jemstheamerican7817]

Hackers: We're not hacking, we're just helping this person unlock their account

[@SL_RivviN]

it's ok you can have mine-

[@danieltukua4527]

Oh wow, that's illegal. Hope they get sued Edit: Nevermind, they already did it

[@elevatedmeance6807]

sauce?

[@FrancisDoubleA]

safest communication tool ever: 1. old telegram 2. pager (nobody use that in 2020 bruh) 3. walkie talkie 4. 0ne-cable telephone

[@xluiii]

5. pigeon

[@cottcottcarnage]

Tin cans with string

[@dgvclan9911]

No walkie uses radio like comms soo if they have the right receiver its all gone best comms are just in the woods alone 1on1

[@williamwallace5201]

Bike courier

[@cottcottcarnage]

Bottle with note inside

[@datrandompersonplayinggame6116]

Quick warning: the light isn't hardware linked to the camera which means the cameras can still turn on whilst keeping the light turned off

[@Fang727]

"use some tape on it!" Me: *proceeds to use clear tape*

[@corniatherarefurcorn3575]

Yeah, this is big brain time XD

[@Indra9779]

Big brain

[@izzywang7060]

oof

[@doggypi1532]

That just makes it like an R18+ video now with the blurred censorship lol

[@Fang727]

@@doggypi1532 lol

[@wocky5093]

“We’ve been watched all this time” “Always have been”

[@Milan-lj7mk]

Me: Oh, cool, this video is 11 minutes long, 11 minutes of fun! NordVPN: Allow me to introduce myself

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Gotta get that coin somehow :3

[@warehouselead]

Would you rather brew not have funding? It was still a funny skit....

[@DevilSpider_]

*greed*

[@Ermlolok]

If a hacker was to hack into my webcam, they would see me playing video-games at abnormal times. That’s literally it.

[@IZylusI]

"We gotta get that money, and I'm sure our viewers will understand" I love it when content creators are transparent like that

[@jennytomelden2484]

Brew: "They can hack your webcam" Me: *Does bad finger right infront of webcam*

[@emiley5584]

Bad finger 🤣🤣🤣 i did the bad finger too

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

Yeee

[@averyfields2871]

Bird

[@justsomerandomweeb4243]

Nice

[@BloomTotallyHere]

Smort

[@mrbubblesxd]

The school: gives computers to students with spyware Me: already owns a laptop. The school: you weren’t supposed to do that.

[@trollfacegaming1111]

Just factory reset it

[@jakebraun9845]

They’ll probably auto install it somehow

[@blackfaith351]

@@jakebraun9845 the spyware might not be as sneaky as the teachers might think just uninstall it or reformat the whole hdd if ur paranoid. Unless they ve done some bios type of bs ur safe.

[@hibrix7408]

just got a school labtop

[@QWERTY11309]

If my school gave me a laptop I would probably use it for anything weird but not weird enough the school can do anything about it.