Brewstew - Being Broke

I don't recommend being broke. Who needs all those utilities anyway?
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[@samlibs1325]

“I wouldn’t recommend being poor.” Good fucking advice

[@TheTophatsCrew]

Sergeant Sam 😂😂

[@johntraub3738]

Lol

[@pr3ttyvacant]

Sergeant Sam mk

[@loyalsdopeness8106]

Yep

[@frederickdietz3148]

Sergeant Sam too late.

[@zroom4596]

"your not wiping with me buddy, no siree. " I died

[@bryanmiguel7445]

ThatsPretty_ Spooky good job for 103 likes

[@Throwthebabyonthefloor]

You’re

[@stevejobs8679]

My Chevy Broke down grammar nazi

[@Togalachee]

Pp hurt

[@No-gj8uk]

tyler: cant afford a box of hamburger helper also tyler: *buys electric toaster oven*

[@adrianyourlordandsaviour]

Zacky Animations a toaster oven is cheap it’s like 20$

[@Ex0dus24]

Well that’s because he bought it on Friday

[@TheTWEEK95]

Maybe it was their neighbors and they stole it out of the basement lol

[@JonasAmick]

the one and only , there is another

[@morganrussman]

@@Ex0dus24Are you talking about black Friday?

[@mitchellelliott4804]

Ramen and Mac and cheese has saved me from starving many times.

[@jad2290]

You can starve on that , no protein .

[@mitchellelliott4804]

@@jad2290 obviously I didn't.

[@mitchellelliott4804]

@@jad2290 when your rent is what you are bringing in every two weeks you have to eat what you can afford and if ramen is all you can afford that that's what you eat.

[@p.s.l7777]

true ramen is king for the poor

[@davester1970]

When I was in my early 20's, I got laid off from and found myself out of work for 6-7 months. I remember eating a lot of Top Ramen like prison commissary.

[@defaulticon8247]

"I wouldn't recommend being poor" *Poverty rate drop to 0%*

[@electraheart3868]

Welp boys we did it *poverty* is no more

[@Ijustneededahandle]

Stonks📈📈📈

[@ribenabirb7238]

And that is how the government dealt with poverty

[@aprilanderson8889]

Ribena Birb yep

[@goodreasonxd5785]

I don't know why but your pfp reminds me of geometry dash for some reason

[@digi2848]

So it's clear he's never heard of the magical food called ramen.

[@cdcastro7986]

Cuz he's a true amurican.

[@ashley-cn3rz]

That's a secret you learn in college

[@ohector27]

@@iwillnever4giveyou742 where tf do you live?

[@ezedits2222]

Ramen is life

[@turtleshed5889]

if i dont have ramen at least once every month i will flip my shit

[@depressedpumpkin7290]

I volunteer at a local church food bank. We get lots of young people coming in that aren't homeless for a meal. If you're hungry and need help, look for a local soup kitchen or food bank. Just remember to give back in the future once you're out of your rut.

[@wirelessgrapes2242]

Food is the easiest thing to get assistance with, it costs more to restart your water service than it does to pay the water bill, and really never give in on rent

[@thelight3112]

@@wirelessgrapes2242The key is to go turn on your water service yourself. Same with electric.

[@zerotodona1495]

@@thelight3112 that’s illegal

[@heliumpimp6664]

but then this bit would of sucked?

[@thelight3112]

@@zerotodona1495 Only if you get caught. I would personally be fine with my water + electric bill going up a little bit if it means that people in my area don't have to live without access to clean water or electric lights/cooking.

[@Subsaibot2526]

I grew up poor and this video just hit home so hard. One time I lived with my brother because we rented a apartment together. But for the first few months money was tight I mean tight. We went days without food. I think the lowest point was when my neighbors got kicked out and my brother and I broke into their place and raided their fridge and cabinets for any left over food they had. I'll say this after two weeks of having little to no food that box of spaghetti noodles and sauce was the best thing I have ever tasted. Thankfully things picked up shortly after but that was a rough period in my life.

[@nickjames9764]

Jeez

[@b1njjj95]

Damnnn!

[@pineappleparty1624]

Has no one ever heard of churches and church run thrift stores? They will feed you. They collect food and free stuff to do exactly that! At my work I fill up two shopping carts loaded with baked goods. Sometimes it's almost all vanilla generic birthday cakes but...The meat department donates day old meat products. So you could probably live on free day old cake and meat right..? 🤷

[@Ibloop]

Are you doing any better now?

[@siicoviiciouse1629]

How ? Did u get caught?

[@Antonioyohn]

When u get hamburger helper and can’t afford hamburger meat

[@moregenroete]

You call it helper

[@Antonioyohn]

moregenroete what do u call it

[@codyschmidt5155]

Actually the cheesy Italian shells are pretty good without the hamburger

[@BabyThreatNem]

“McDonald’s napkins and coffee filters”I felt that😔

[@rafalswiniarski3866]

yeah but have you used corn cobs?

[@FS-uy1no]

Scrape the shit off with a scalpel

[@aquiegaloucura]

Aren't coffee filters designed for liquid to flow through them

[@Sp1n1985]

Plastic spoons

[@dac518]

@@Sp1n1985 go burn in hell

[@fakkuyu641]

0:45 lol that's some accuracy right there

[@shinlantakezo6592]

O

[@TheBenLemonade]

Man this shit was so real, I kept laughing at how real this is. A lot of nights eating rice and ketchup, and using the cold shower to clean my ass. My favorite tho was once when we got pizza. There was a place downstairs that sold pizza for ~60 cents per slice, back when the exchange rate was better. Some basic math means that a whole pizza was about $5. My friend and I dug through the whole flat and managed to scrape together exactly how much we needed. We were so happy skipping our way down to the pizza place to get a WHOLE pizza. We ordered, and then we are getting ready to pick up our pizza. But these fuckers wanted another 60 cents for the box, which we just didn’t have. They were saying they might just give us back our money, but we were not having that. So I grabbed some newspaper from the register, put them on my arms, and told them to load it up. They thought I was joking at first, but we weren’t playing. They loaded that fresh-hot, greasy-ass pizza directly onto my arms and I carried that shit like baby Jesus back upstairs

[@belisariustirto]

Cold shower would high key be cleaner than wiping with random shit tbh

[@wuneach]

I’m crying bro 😭

[@goinggaga4ladygaga]

Sweet baby cheesus 🍕

[@hiranom20]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaydayxe2973]

😂😂😂

[@mehdibelabed2967]

You can't feel hungry when you're asleep 😂😂 I've been there

[@meadahagain]

Mehdi Belabed sameee

[@tookie223._.5]

Mehdi Belabed we've all had those times in our lives.

[@aarongreen27yearsago96]

Can't be hungry if you're dead...

[@mehdibelabed2967]

The ChairSofters Maan sometimes I feel hungry even in my sleep

[@mehdibelabed2967]

Aaron Green Yeah i had moments I wished I was dead for being too hungry

[@aaronruehrwein6248]

“Aw well looks like we’re fu*ked” lol

[@SuperMarioPlush2006]

Bout to die, wake me up when we get food

[@folderboy]

sums up school

[@breadinsidebag]

Aaron Ruehrwein lol

[@contessahinson]

Heard that alot

[@darkmoon3139]

The dollar store is a magical place for a poor person

[@krislillies7460]

I have wealth and I use dollar stores all the time. Why not get the same brand for a cheaper value

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

@@DiegoLopez-or6ky right! It's literally just less to make it a buck... But watching idiots thinking they're getting a good deal at dollar tree is entertaining

[@Invrexs]

They got them 1.25liters of coca cola, pepsi, mountain dew, you name it. For it just 1 buck. Not kidding, a dollar.

[@DystopianPigeon]

Michael Smith So you say ramen but don't bring up literally everything else that's cheaper at dollar tree than anywhere else? Great argument,10/10.

[@SonGoku-hh7ze]

Dollar tree is heaven for a college student

[@confusedpaladin7181]

Back in the 2000s a Sears catalog went a long ways if you had no toilet paper

[@pineappleparty1624]

With the waxy smooth pages? That's impossible!

[@JohnGalt916]

McDonald's napkins

[@ChewyChicken589]

It could also replace the internet in a pinch if you know what I mean

[@71RossStudios]

“Like it’s the last helicopter out of Vietnam” 😂😂

[@D09uin]

And there's only one seat left

[@davidmartin9225]

And there's a napalm strike in your sector

[@1degRazz]

I would like the comment but it’s on 420

[@oduscalypto9788]

Viet Cong is moving on your position look out

[@aidenlimbu3290]

L

[@GeoKingNavia]

Legendary man, even when he was poor he never sold his Holographic Charizard

[@clashy9309]

XD

[@forecastlotus3899]

That's for emergencies

[@yorukazato8074]

Even while broke if he has that holographic Charizard he has the world by its ass. He'd be stupid to sell it!

[@bbb_888]

How do you know he collects Pokémon cards??

[@yorukazato8074]

@@bbb_888 is this a joke? Or have you legit not watched Brewstew b4?

[@prickleykuriboh19]

If he only knew how valuable that book idea would be in 2020

[@nathanstamp7263]

A bd

[@buddymcchesky9573]

Fax

[@coral7031]

Too expensive

[@andreapitre1978]

True.

[@cclapano]

Lol

[@Gourmondise]

Unfortunately I can relate to this story. When I was 14 sadly the electricity company dismantled the meter at our house due to unpaid bills. We didn't have electricity for the next 2 years. I had to charge my phone at my cousin's house or where my sister worked or whoever was nice enough to charge my phone. The only upside of the early 2000 phones were the battery life which lasted about 2-3 weeks on one charge. My dad made a makeshift charger from batteries and he used that to change some of the phones in the house except mine as somehow the Nokia 3210 didn't want to take charge from batteries. Summers were warm and okay even without electricity but the winters very cold. My dad used a tiny log burner furnace to keep the house relatively warm but the temperature never succeeded 14 Celsius in the house. Having a shower wasn't a thing either as that would probably cause hypothermia due to the ice cold water from the taps, so the family got used to partially bathe next to the log burner with some water that was warmed up on the burner. We haven't had the gas installed in the house due to major expense problems at the time of the construction so my dad used a gas barrel which we changed whenever it ran out. All in all we somehow managed to survive that 2 harsh years even with my parents worse than average income. So yeah, being broke is no fun at all.

[@jjmartchev]

Dude I am so sorry to hear that I hope your life is much better now

[@zisjustasidewaysn287]

Idk but I was imagining your dad as jet stream Sam

[@swastikazero3325]

I hope you are in a good place now

[@theisgood0]

@@zisjustasidewaysn287 why? Lol it makes no sense 🤣 you just picture the guy from Metal Gear Rising? Wtf Bro is telling his life story about his family struggling and you come here and talk about a video game character 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@theisgood0]

Anyways I hope you are doing better now, you and your family.

[@jm-ng8sy]

1:01 yes, but you can't sleep when the duplex is haunted

[@Shinobi_Jeff]

Memetastic lol

[@yumi3319]

Memetastic What if It was 3:01 PM?

[@shepherd8171]

Lightly taps head

[@mayorquinespinoza]

It’s sleeping with the lights on time. Lol

[@Jack-lf3pf]

Memetastic *sees Memetastics profile pic* Oh my gosth is that FROM CUPSTH HEADSTH *Heavy breathing*

[@radishjuice1934]

“I wouldn’t recommend being poor” -Brewstew 2018

[@gnross4613]

You will

[@radishjuice1934]

@@gnross4613 lol what?

[@johnmccrossan9376]

Poverty rate drops to zero percent

[@thecourticaljester9152]

Jesus has it really been 3 years?

[@jameslaylyn]

kzbin.info/door/nu2y4Rpsdz2171caYgaOKA

[@xuexingjie]

Can’t ya just steal the toilet paper from a public restroom?

[@gsfbffxpdhhdf7043]

Luna yes u can i have done it.

[@justanotherredneckwithacom1315]

Bring a backpack

[@mefoy3766]

Luna no that stuff is too thin

[@nathanm8792]

@@mefoy3766 try a leaf take it from me ' was forced to due to loseing a bet me and my friends are wired as fuck were not normal ' that shit is purely impossible

[@mefoy3766]

christopher snedeker I guess so

[@MarsM13]

He's been on his own since 17? Underneath the humor is some real pain.

[@KnightTrippin]

😔

[@scriptedjava9265]

That’s where humor comes from.

[@stayfresh8090]

I don't know if this has to denote pain I haven't lived with my parents since 16 and I don't count it as pain it was just what was for me

[@Nathansmith-eg8zg]

yeah : (

[@PREPFORIT]

He also had to kill someone to survive.

[@s.aladlord]

It’s always a good day when brewstew uploads.

[@pkomegathunders1342]

Salad Lord yeah but the Pakistan thing he said was kinda raciast because my dads side of the family is Pakistani

[@s.aladlord]

Yea it kinda sucks that the funniest people can be racist sometimes.

[@pkomegathunders1342]

Salad Lord yeah but that's okay it's how they make money

[@randomuser1687]

pk omega thunders suck it up snowflake

[@pkomegathunders1342]

Salad Lord dude it doesn't matter

[@JohnDoe-en6qg]

Sound's like jail would've been a better option.

[@Toxin_Glitch]

You have the chance of getting killed but you get free food _It’s a win-win_

[@mr.dinosaur1610]

Don't drop the soap

[@theemptylegend0]

LIFE HACKS

[@kristofgriffin384]

@@mr.dinosaur1610 Have people never heard of squatting?

[@Redstinger99]

@Da Früher land he mean jail

[@arranborthwick7577]

How broke are you ?? McDonalds icecream machine.

[@philipottey7723]

nah he 🅱roke as a 2 liter coke machine

[@tonypoop]

My nigga broke as my will to live

[@dustinspence2525]

arran Borthwick75 true.

[@kirbyyourenthusiasm]

*B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A*

[@Cypress_films]

arran Borthwick75 DEAD ASFFF

[@davidgarner7948]

On a mission today to rewatch all these videos and leave a like.

[@hewhobattles8869]

Did you complete your mission?

[@davidgarner7948]

@@hewhobattles8869 several times over. I watch Brewstew before bed.

[@StayKindUnwind]

Imagine paying money for something that's free😂 you tard

[@sschmid2268]

"I wouldn't recommend being poor"

[@villainous69]

Schmid OSF I need to take a shit

[@Spearz5]

Schmid OSF makes you appreciate things more though

[@chitas3335]

I'm Cynical you can be rich and be able to appreciate things lol what

[@Spearz5]

niki yes you can just not as much, I took food for granted and now I barley have shit to eat

[@chitas3335]

I'm Cynical it just depends on the person

[@freedomfighters1236]

They did not even have hamburger meat lol

[@lucasjohnson2939]

That’s what the metal flakes were for

[@Bimbo_oso2021]

You mean ground beef

[@David-nn1cf]

Martin Vazquez no, he means hamburger meat. You can call it both

[@Bimbo_oso2021]

@@David-nn1cf Yeah, you're right I was just saying

[@elijahhall9085]

Still Better than spam.

[@mr.consent5509]

"Bring in the vacuum"!!

[@dominicwoodcock7435]

when

[@snorf525]

*succ*

[@Raf-qz7ih]

Oh god

[@joeblack2809]

Fucking dead

[@gastmodded7774]

The only thing left to get some money from!🤣🤣

[@jessyg17]

One time when I was a kid my mom told us we were going to have a living room campout! We built a huge fort with couch cushions and blankets, and since we were "camping", we couldn't watch tv or turn on the lights. Instead we had all of these candles and flashlights, we sat by the fireplace and played board games, and we all slept there that night on the floor in the living room, even mom and dad! I thought it was so special. It was like 10 years later when I looked back and realized we did that because the power got shut off. My parents were keeping us warm together by the wood fireplace so we didn't all freeze (we didn't have central heat anyway, just two small electric heaters we moved from room to room wherever we were, usually one for my parents and one for mine and my brother's room). It broke my heart when I realized that, but a million thanks to my parents who gave me a treasured memory instead of a sad night. It must have taken a lot of strength and love to put on a smile and play with us when they were probably so stressed out.

[@ShyColdChris]

It's a great day when you get dismissed early from school and Brewstew uploads a video.

[@castiyooo]

ShyColdChris better when school gets cancelled 2 days

[@ShyColdChris]

FlyT Rokett but sucks when you have to make up those days

[@michaeldoughton5896]

Same

[@MorbidNiphilim]

FlyT Rokett you live in texas

[@g.a.c.6488]

You Gotta love Tuesday

[@SaopauloCBF]

“Being poor sucks I wouldn’t recommend being poor” “Well boys we did it bieng poor is no more”

[@rickmorales9867]

🤣

[@OkachaWasTaken]

Being

[@eisotopiusgaming]

Even after you edited it you still messed up

[@solitudeguard2316]

@@eisotopiusgaming lmao

[@notvalk5475]

Being*

[@KingKRS1000]

Toilet paper is a luxury now

[@Titus_Macedonicus]

It always has been

[@cdh05]

And it was for him then

@Morgan crow duh

[@syh1r575]

No cap

[@sharo6471]

Yeah

[@elishank1548]

I remember being in the same situation and I would call my parents and grandparents twice a week to see if I could come over for dinner

[@CoasterCrab]

“You start looking at how fluffy your cat is...”

[@tiagodelerue2479]

We all laughed at him when he found alternatives to toilet paper, but little did we know he was a visionary

[@MrFedoraFilm]

Before he was Brewstew, he was... Brokestew 🕶️ -Yeah, I know, I'm not funny.

[@carterandquandaryhangingout]

MrFedoraFilm its okay, i kinda smiled... Not really.... Just wanted to help:)

[@aarongreen27yearsago96]

You're doing your best :)

[@derekh6962]

Holy shit, I never thought I'd see the day where KZbin comments are supportive.

[@WeirdLookinKSI]

This joke was worst then your adoption

[@clitmorningwood4924]

Donald Trump I didn't know oranges could type

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

I've never been that poor, this has increased my work drive. Thank you.

[@whyme3772]

I've grown up middle class all my life. Definitely not poor, but also not what I would call rich. I might try making it out into the HVAC field, so hopefully I won't end up as bad as he was or other people. Rent is sky high now compared to 2008, when Tyler was young.

[@maxgreenluvr96]

The only good part about being broke: If you're on a diet, you're in luck Edit: why does this have so many likes

[@xotic525]

Nice one ( I fucking promise I’m not a bot)

[@maac7203]

Ash Meh that’s what a bot would say

[@BG-sq7zf]

Funny, you made my dawn!

[@kriskool6225]

@@BG-sq7zf #bot

[@totallynotsus5120]

@@xotic525 bot

[@zappysworld]

Poor people unite! Might be able to afford rent between us all...

[@positivitea5296]

Tank Bank haha 😆 I don’t think we could afford a duplex split between us don’t even think about a normal house

[@rb13.games24]

Still barely worth the first month

[@jctutorials1759]

I don’t think he’s poor anymore

[@maj4299]

I have 5 dollars and 3 one dollar monopoly bills will that work?

[@cyberdemon6799]

All I own is 50 cents

[@drprocess3816]

Getting kicked out of my mothers house and this kind of gives me hope that even though it’ll be hectic I can make it alone this young

[@jackmehoff2363]

You have two outcomes. 1. You dont make it and you die and all of your suffering is over. 2. You do make it and your suffering is over. Now there is a 3rd option. Butt i suggest you dont think about it, read it at your own risk 3. You dont die and you dont make it and you just suffer forever. Jeez i hope that doesnt happen.

[@fungling7982]

@@jackmehoff2363 Thanks Satan

[@unspokenreality715]

Wait holdup

[@thatbootlegninja]

Holy shit you should be good. I'm sorry for you.

[@Hanz7432]

Why did you get kicked out?

[@carlgarrett5142]

Wow, as broke as I've been in my life, I've never been "gotta flush with Mountain Dew" broke. 😄 This video is priceless.

[@pjwest5805]

I bet he’s looking at the likes and views on this video and thinking “Man if this doesn’t get to 100k views we can’t buy water this month.....”

[@yeahikimtoxic]

Lol😂😂

[@cimlyanimations6828]

# Trailblazers2018 XD

[@potatoboi3287]

# Trailblazers2018 wow

[@zomge_videos]

Totally read that in his voice.

[@samg2764]

Meme Dealer/Stealer judv

[@kermitthehermit7657]

" I've wiped my ass with so many things I could write a book about it" Well that book might come in handy cuz toilet paper is GONE now cuz of coronavirus

[@jkzeje]

As a Latino I don't understand why people can't wipe their ads with days As I

[@vanroyal244]

@Li1 SheP It's just a comment dude this isn't a letter to the HR.

[@themanwithnoname2183]

Li1 SheP hey fuck you

[@phdblack3705]

@Li1 SheP love you nigga say it back no homo i got socks on

[@phdblack3705]

@Li1 SheP awe fuck yea ;)

[@seanh9929]

“Toilet paper was rare” This man was ahead of his time

[@bossza4445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2HYlKGed7eofaM I’m

[@nothing1745]

@@bossza4445 nobody will watch your stupid fucking videos

[@buildawall5803]

@@nothing1745 lmao

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

If Tyler actually wrote and published How to Poop When You’re Poor: What to Wipe With, What to Flush With, he’d make a fortune in 2020

[@destinspurrier5907]

I DIED after he said he used flat mt dew to take a dookie

[@destinspurrier5907]

Jesse Lopez no because it said dookie

[@adamjordan1062]

if everyone pees in the tank after a while you'll have enough for a flush

[@CurlE-im7zu]

michael scott (nasa) “check your messages it’s important”

[@zekes.1495]

Holly crap your a genius

[@yourmomsahohe348]

That’s smart

[@tadd5936]

yeah but like you know it might smell like shit

[@yourmomsahohe348]

That’s true😂

[@SinbodWayne]

BEEN DYING FOR THIS!!!

[@59wulf]

Sinbod Wayne Being?? You need to check your grammar! :D

[@claysoggyfries]

Bin

[@_king__gamer_4002]

Daniel Serrano lol

[@_king__gamer_4002]

Ruin hi brudda

[@_king__gamer_4002]

Ruin do you know da wey

[@Broski8_Race]

Who is here after the landlord video

[@Connorthegamer464]

Me

[@TrisGameRoom]

@@Connorthegamer464 me

[@alex-hat04]

Dedicated fans of brewstew

[@supergamer-sy4sj]

Here

[@isekifarm9388]

Me

[@Mantis_Shrimp99]

As a broke 20 year old living on my own this made me bust out laughing Edit: Thanks for all the likes.

[@MamaEgg3308]

Godspeed, sir.

[@k_to_the_c123]

I have an idea, just stop being poor

[@unlabeleditem8299]

For all the homeless people out there, just buy a house.

[@shuliangliu7612]

Same

[@Mantis_Shrimp99]

Angel G369 lmfao I’m 21 now still paying bills still sucks but hey it’s my life now 😂🤣

[@Arpzy]

Painfully relatable, plus the rats that refuse to pay their side of rent. If you're gonna be a chef, you can cover a bill at least. C'mon. Keep it up, Brewstew!

[@oshz-chan2680]

BlackSen oooommmmggggg

[@hagan1503]

BlackSen who are u ???

[@oshz-chan2680]

AREON a pretty famouse KZbinr with awesome animations

[@leejanderson2]

BlackSen I said to the landlord after moving in a place that I never experienced bed bugs or cockroaches ...ants yes but Nadia else....all of a sudden I had this problem and its cost me a fortune..... and all kinds of things that I've Loved along the way...I had to get rid of.... Next thing I know I'm fighting this and he's trying to come out to me and still make me pay rent....without pre disclosuring this....I finally said to him... well just like you said and even before I saw you say it.... I replied back to the landlord stating the fact that the Cockroaches and bed bugs never paid me this share of the rent money....!!!lol!!! I think that is so funny then I think some of the same random thought other people think of... See we have more in common than we know as human beings...!!!!!!

[@summerhew7038]

I love ants

[@communistcolin1222]

Tyler: *Internet was the most important utility for us.* Me: *How are you going to only pay internet if you have no electricity?*

[@ImTheBluestBird]

Phone, you can charge it at libraries or public areas

[@Gekquerel]

@@ImTheBluestBird whats powering the internet?

[@stephanieharris9210]

Borrow Electric from neighbor lol 😆

[@lucydavie7688]

Run a generator

[@bigdapramirez6157]

Fly a kite during a thunderstorm

[@duallinkdvi-dcable1822]

The past 11 months I spent 2 weeks straight without a refrigerator or freezer waiting for the landlord to replace it. Today it died again along with my electric stove but I managed to sort out the refrigerator, so I'm expecting to wait some more for the stove to be fixed. Threw my toaster oven (don't have space for a full one) on top of the stove just like in this video, works a charm! In terms of what to wipe with, napkins and toilet paper lying around in college isn't tied down so every week or so some comes back with me. Love your content on how relatable it is, keep it up :)

[@TheFlyWhisperer1]

One of your best episodes yet nice work

[@Af1bones]

"Being poor sucks. I wouldn't recommend being poor."

[@cadeheidemann1147]

Matt pro tip

[@PerryWhyte]

I've had to leave buckets outside to collect rainwater to flush the toilet, doing it at night with no electricity was the really tricky part.

[@dacenmclean7901]

What about being to lazy. 😂😂

[@heathermorgan2436]

Genius

[@Nomah1979]

Dude i feel your pain, I came up with all kinds of creative ways to get by being poor. When they would shut off my water I would poop at the grocery store across the street once my toilet filled up...it got bad one winter and i didnt get it turned back on till spring and by that time i had given up on the toilet so when judgement day came I had to throw rubber elbow gloves on and transplant everything from the toilet to a 5 gallon bucket and we are talking about 3 month old piss and shit. it was a def low point in my life. When we would run out of heating oil I would set up my big one room tent in my living room and move my couch and tv inside it...I had this one plug in space heater that would heat the tent really well as it was rated for 40 below so it kept the heat in nicely. I live in Maine so the winters get brutal...In the event that my power got shut off I would just run an extension cord from my neighbors through one of my windows to one of those heavy duty power strips in the kitchen so i could keep my frig plugged in and would run more extension cords to the living room to keep a lamp my tv and my gaming system and internet on...good times...Food was a bit easier for me because ever since i was 16 I have known about the "chip spot" in my towns industrial park..This was the local Frito Lay distributor and they had a dumpster for all the outdated chips and cookies...They did have a fence around this dumpster but me and my room mate would just climb over and unlock it...We would fill the bed of my truck with bags of chips...it was great...did that for almost a decade untill they made the fence so high you couldnt do it anymore..ya man being poor sucks but i will tell you one good thing it did for me...no matter how many years its been since i lived like that I dont forget it and appreciate what i have now

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

Jesus christ you ate old expired chips for a decade?

[@decadunce9205]

Why not just piss outside?

[@lowercase_E]

@@decadunce9205 what if it freezes before it gets out

[@Ibloop]

What do you have now?

[@mr.tryhardboybtw5059]

Brewstew: I was broke and it sucked Me: So that explains the stick figures

[@bossza4445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2HYlKGed7eofaM

[@masonyungman5174]

“Alright being poor sucks” what a interesting way to start something

[@WigWoo1]

I’ll tell you what to wipe with. When you’re poor you just go to Walmart or a gas station or something and either take one of the toilet paper rolls from the bathroom and hide it in your coat on your way out, or you just roll up a shit load of toilet paper into a ball and stick it in your pocket

[@WigWoo1]

@@dempsey4212 I mean. That toilet paper is already there for the public to use

[@WigWoo1]

@@dempsey4212 Well yeah, don't go stealing toilet paper off the shelves, I'm just talking about wadding a ball of the "Public" restroom toilet paper to hold you over

[@WigWoo1]

@Seth Borgeson but... It is there for the public to "USE". I am the public, and I am using the toilet paper right?

[@ColdFuse96]

Boy, I swear to god. They do that at my work, ESPECIALLY when that whole toilet paper scare happened during COVID, and sometimes my boss would tell me to follow people into the bathroom to see who was stealing toilet paper, even though we technically couldn't do jack shit about it!!!!! (Upper management straight up told us not to do anything about it because "don't get stabbed by a customer over some toilet paper")

[@mrnobody1411]

Dude same

[@sadiconwalangleeg]

mad respect to him for not selling his pokemon cards

[@lukamunoz870]

You should of pissed in the tank instead of the toilet bowl

[@AlexPol4]

Lildude 13 you are actually a genius no sarcasm

[@lukamunoz870]

Alex Pol ha thanks

[@lukamunoz870]

Audacial if Mountain Dew works why not

[@Rooster-kr3kt]

It would be very weird but if your that desperate it could work

[@hurairah93]

Lildude 13 nice copy

[@eldestboat0159]

If your really poor, move into a duplex next to a costco. When you want dinner, eat the free samples from Costco until your full.

[@lovebug1180]

you're*

[@diydede4984]

Lmao yes😂😂

[@TheHermitZ]

@@lovebug1180 *you’re dumb for responding to a 2 yr comment 😭

[@AutonomousPlayground]

Bruh yall are so uninventive, just go dumpster diving you’ll eat better than the majority of shopping you’ve ever done. There’s also plenty of free stuff around outside of that. Freight trains are good transport in the US and you can easily hack WiFis and subscriptions.

[@aviationwithmooka4056]

Bruh you need a membership to get into Costco and that shits a luxury when your broke

[@jeremyguantonbingleberry8546]

“Toilet paper is a luxury” Yeah...it sure is

[@wrinklybrain832]

It is now.

[@jabloko992]

This post was brought to you by the Corona gang.

[@thebeyonder7009]

Try water to wash your ass off

[@jeremyguantonbingleberry8546]

@@thebeyonder7009 good idea

[@alphaskateboarding6048]

2020 talk

[@justin9181]

BREWSTEW THIS IS SO RELATABLE SOMEONE THOUGHT I COULDNT BREATHE CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sirspongadoodle]

Bro who is your dealer and what does it cost per ounce?

[@nathanhighvoltage5259]

That being hungry with no money really hit man.

[@MrWeeb-cx9db]

Ramen

[@jamesprice2163]

That's where a five finger discount and quick feet go well

[@bossza4445]

You kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2HYlKGed7eofaM

[@Smilezlol]

The relatability physically pains me

[@JamesMaster117]

RandomGamer22 same

[@elenabermejo1732]

😢

[@bettygoodman8251]

u poor cat

[@atlas.production]

Welcome to Puerto Rico

[@AB-bv3tk]

RandomGamer22 pH yeah

[@alolanvulpix9243]

Brewstew: one time we scavenged the whole house Me: don’t you live in a duplex?

[@cesarchicas891]

EXPOSED

[@f.b.i.2600]

He probably meant his part of the duplex

[@bigweiner4217]

He means his whole half

[@randomman8775]

The cesar chicas show he didnt get exposed bitch he meant his part dumbass

[@randomgamer2538]

DANG I NEVER EXPECTED TO GET THIS MANY LIKES

[@weyandtben2436]

The thing is though if you pee enough and the bowl gets full enough it’ll flush

[@jacobb7920]

You were in the “Great Depression” and relied onto the “New Deal.”

[@CrookGX]

You know, I've avoided watching this one for a while. As someone who is currently sleeping through hunger, I definitely felt that "cheat code" bit. Still had some good laughs throughout, so good on you for that!

[@Seth-mu3wo]

It's a year later. How are things going for you now? Hopefully better.

[@yougottahidethepain3848]

😊0

[@Chaz31949]

I guess you could say they couldn't "dew" without internet! *Nobody Laughes* *Cough Cough*

[@casperbillheimer2945]

Gaming Guys 1,2,3 random drum roll plays out of nowhere

[@Chaz31949]

Didier Miranda Boi, you play knock off sandbox with copyright music playing in the background *DaBs WiTh FiDgEt SpInNeRs*

[@Chaz31949]

Emo._. Katryy Thanks for being a kind and caring person on the internet

[@reylizarate8235]

Emo._. Katryy you are a nice person

[@sonicspeed1591]

Emo._. Katryy not gonna agree or disagree

[@micahh9351]

2:39 bruh, thats why you buy electric everything, hook it up to a massive steam turbine buried in your basement and just run the house off that.

[@somegenericpersonontheinte9327]

Nah bro make a nuclear fusion reactor

[@micahh9351]

@@somegenericpersonontheinte9327 well I live in the middle of nowhere, but you can't walk 5 feet without hitting a tree so I have lots of wood

[@GVRVendetta]

Hamburger meat came from Aisle 12B Thanks for all the likes

[@robotbreakr]

GVRVendetta so did the Mountain Dew The toaster oven probably came from Aisle 12B too

[@michaelseidenzahl1136]

Along with the corndogs

[@bnsfbandit9807]

at Toys R Us?

[@ravenarcangel3918]

Hamburger HELPER but ya that is clever from that video

[@kadenrios8502]

@@bnsfbandit9807 yeah

[@Ren-us9jt]

Hamburger helper $0.75...

[@drawdo8253]

kystina13 XD

[@MemeMorto]

In that time was the same as $4,00

[@booopoop9767]

@@MemeMorto its $1.50 now

[@ki2976]

Yeah so?

[@katrinajackson2433]

I mean when you are broke $0:75 is a "good amount*

[@duckzy6320]

“Maybe if you paid shit this wouldn’t happen” -AT&T

[@N._99]

I just started working at one. Surprises me how some people have over 300 dollar bill payments like holy fuck

[@omernomer7429]

That titanic joke aged like milk

[@Jcreamy513]

Nope it’s still funny soy boy

[@AshGreen359]

If you tighten your belt around your belly it stops the hunger pains. I used to fish through the trash at McDonald's when they did the monopoly promotion. I'd find game pieces that weren't pulled from the fries and drinks and score free food.

[@chrisperrien7055]

Yea, you could find a free fry just by kicking over a few empty cups and fry boxes out in the parking lot or people who left their trash on a table.

[@gottteem429]

@@chrisperrien7055 its only thing you gotta do when your poor and have no food

[@Sitharos]

Been there, done that 😀

[@sirspongadoodle]

Nah I’d say just try to fast.. people have it In there mind that they NEED to eat every day but if you fast a couple of days instead it’s healthier and makes the hunger actually easier… McDonald’s meals are the worst way to possibly fix hunger it’s not worth consuming even if there’s no other food because it makes you more hungry and does nothing but bad for health.

[@AshGreen359]

@@sirspongadoodle I was 5'8" and 118lbs. I was literally starving. For a while I only ate once every two days

[@ThunderTJPT5293]

The real question is How They could afford the electric toaster.

[@supermasterfighter]

Those things are stupid cheap

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

That story was from the summer before

[@KaziKami]

They had jobs lol

[@americanbobtail1]

They probably bought one for $5 at Goodwill or a garage sale.

[@AVdE10000]

My roommate brought one of those in the house one time. Saying she "just found" it. She also found a tomato on a balcony one time

[@Ben-tj8cy]

You lived alone since 17 and when you were 17 you had a roommate...

[@TonyfromAB]

It’s considered living alone when you no longer live with your parents

[@ghostdog1521]

I was forced out of my house at 17, had to quit school, move out of town and sleep on my uncles couch. My mom forced me out because my junkie hobo half-sister showed up with some ptsd asshole and his two creepy kids, so who cares about me they just started threatening my life saying I better get out or die because it’s not my room anymore. They promised to pay rent so you know fuck me, her teenaged son lets just make him homeless for money. Dumb bitch didn’t even get any money. They ruined her house and plumbing, made her life hell for like three months then left. Karma I guess.

[@kanyevil127]

Ghost Dog don’t believe you because that’s very illegal

[@king_muskrat9576]

@@kanyevil127 oh it's legal if he has a place to stay which he did

[@kanyevil127]

dirk paul nope it’s not because it said he had to ask his uncle which mean he was kicked out when he was not an adult which is very illegal

[@lluevo6331]

“I wouldn’t recommend being poor” Brewstew 2018

[@Louiesstuff]

rule #1 of being poor BUY 18 CENT RAMEN edit: that's a lot of likes

[@danieldt9439]

Lucasstuff too expensive

[@tylerh743]

rule #2 of being poor Learn to steal shit

[@nappathesaiyan907]

Rule #3 of being poor Make sure your good at stealing

[@Louiesstuff]

@@nappathesaiyan907 lol

[@lucasstufftv8948]

rule #4 of being poor Make bets you know you will win

[@blissfu_lee8522]

That Pakistan joke you made about the internet at 4:57 is so true it hurts my feelings.

[@brioche1238]

FBI guy v

[@xxboss_and_you_are_to_xx926]

FBI guy okay but FBI OPEN UP

[@mexicandoggos3578]

I have friends from Pakistan and they said their WiFi isn't so bad

[@usamalvi8787]

IKR ... PTCL is pain in the butt

[@Annexe-x2s]

Lol pakistan is poor af

[@cjkalandek996]

_"I WILL GLADLY SHIT IN SOME MOUNTAIN DEW, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED IF I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERNET!"_ I'm stealing that quote for whenever our WiFi goes out from now on.

[@WigWoo1]

Um... don’t you also need enough money to buy meat for the hamburger helper?

[@kanegarvey3188]

Yeah if yer one of them rich boys

[@jpistol44]

Never had ramen noodles huh?

[@jpistol44]

@@MatthewJones-jg4eu yea because hamburger helper has no salt? Nor does the burger that you put in it??

[@amyawad]

@@MatthewJones-jg4eu where would you go in Hungary?

[@michaeldawson3884]

Spoken like someone who’s never been poor as fuck.

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

I'm so broke I can't even afford Hamburger Helper, all I can afford is Sandwich Supporter....

[@meadahagain]

PowahSlap Entertainmint I'm with you bro 😭😭

[@chriskopp1361]

Hamburger is a sandwich dumb dumb.

[@dr.aculaanderson5971]

As a person who was on there own from 15 hearing this for the first time made my week I love your videos

[@Aaron.2001]

im gonna cry i remember watching all your videos after school everyday

[@Yay_xD]

This explains the daily life of a college student.

[@harshjinger]

Except in India... No toilet papers guys... We have water to clean our shits with... And also... Being a college student sucks... In every country...

[@bossza4445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2HYlKGed7eofaM

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@harshjinger As an American I can attest to the superiority of the bidet. edit: I still use toilet paper to absorb the water though to avoid swamp ass.

[@harshjinger]

@@MK_ULTRA420 We do it too... contrary to what media says😂 That is simply hygienic...

[@MK_ULTRA420]

​@@harshjinger I only added the edit for anyone wanting to tell me "oh yeah? so you walk around with swamp ass all day?" I don't know any American media that talks about restroom hygiene; it's not good for ratings.

[@MattSpicerYT]

I never knew you were broke O_o

[@Ace-of4im]

Hey matt

[@LilBleus]

Matt Spicer yeh nothin wrong wit it

[@jupiter452]

A lot of people are broke at some point in there life unless they got rich parents.

[@a.fields9789]

Error4-07-99 Not even the case. Some people just pay attention and learn from their surroundings.

[@augustine5920]

Matt Spicer m

[@tvproductions5716]

This man is a legend. I laugh my ass off on every single one of his videos🤣

[@robertvanhorn7278]

I love teh way the mic & audio sounds. It's honestly charming.

[@SpencerBud09]

I've come back to re-watch this for advice since I'm almost out of toilet paper. Thank you sir for saving my life.

[@sirpizza2044]

You deserve 80 million subs I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WumboLifts]

Sirpizza lol this is my first video and it was hilarious

[@Thymeluver]

Sirpizza buy da muuurch

[@joshuam.2917]

Aaron Gary welcome to the club

[@katana274.]

Anyone who has their toilet shut off, just go to a store and use theirs.

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

Not every store has a bathroom lol, atleast not a public one. Also if you have to go you have to go. 😎👍

[@nate2396]

Till the clerk sees you walking in 8x a day and your friend ur prolly good for 5 secret dumps till they get suspicious

[@tomi9562]

That woule be good advise if the closest store with toilet wasnt 1km away

[@katana274.]

@@tomi9562 honestly, I would just stay in the store bathroom all day

[@lucydavie7688]

Just shit in a bucket or a cardboard box or behind ur house just dig a hole to shit in

[@RallyReg22]

Wiping your ass with coffee filters 🤣 bro true life. Those times are rough.

[@jackmiller5388]

Totinos pizzas cost more than hamburger helper......

[@marr_cel]

that was a joke

[@fork4207]

Gamby that was probably a joke too.

[@marr_cel]

@@fork4207 Oof

[@folderboy]

It’s the joke