Brewstew - First Time Wasted

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

My drunk finishing move is the same except instead of puking on the floor I puke in my bed and piss myself

[@hcj66]

Ay

[@phoenix0166]

Yo same

[@smb-c3po]

I like to pretend my cat is an alcoholic due to how old and senile she is, her brain isn't really there anymore.

[@seamuspeacock346]

Im Eating cereal while I look at this comment

[@Grovvee]

You know after seeing this puking on the floor isn’t all that bad

[@ytc.a]

It feels like Christmas morning seeing the notifications from brewstew

[@UltraRobin7878]

Yes

[@FentFentFentFent]

Spunky pigeons be like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@FentFentFentFent]

Serch iit uup

[@t-aspect132]

Definitely 😆

[@FentFentFentFent]

How to make a survival of the of the better updates of youtube and return when you have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a get a unsafe vaccine a unsafe vaccine a unsafe vaccine a survival of the doctors!!!!!!!!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😨

[@meganh4040]

This is THE most relatable channel on youtube! I am 33 and born/raised in Ohio, I can relate to so many of these. We look forward to new videos. My 7 yr old has even learned a few new words thanks to Brew Stew. Grandmas toilet and guard dog are by far the best. Keep it up!

[@ThatMarioFanboi]

Did he learn Dolphin Dick?

[@boofstain1508]

guard dog?

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

@@ThatMarioFanboi Bruh

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

Same here! I'm 31 and grew up in Ohio. One of the most retarded states out of the Midwest lol

[@KE8NUF]

Very relatable! Also from Ohio, Stark County

[@nickaddman]

I lose it every time I see the Milwaukee's Best Ice Beer part. “We’re not fucking animals”.😂😂😂

[@MainMezzer]

Well I guess I’m a animal XD

[@DanGamingFan2406]

It's official: From now on, every one of Tyler's uploads will have a new Uncle Rick joke. I can't wait to see the next one!

[@cdadventures1321]

oh sure what's next tyler's top 10 best christmas presents

[@tanjoy0205]

Don’t forget the vomit joke

[@SteelyLockss]

In a month from now 🥰

[@Deathodox]

😂😂😂

[@Liam_cartman]

Yes

[@DavidSanchez-hk6kz]

"This ain't no Jose Cuervo" "This some Jose Hell the fuck no" I'm dieing

[@VermilionSmile5922]

"its about as mexican as my high school spanish teacher" lol

[@everyonehatesjet5542]

A new Brewstew video is a great way to start off Christmas. I hope you have an awesome Christmas this year!

[@bigfootjinxthecat8696]

you know you have a perfect sense of comedy when you turn a very serious warning into a “your uncle rick” joke.

[@dark-pocket4959]

I like how a brewstew universe is slowly forming with each episode having references from one another. The B- he got from his shitty woodwork teacher is a prime example

[@vam_ola]

He also told his Uncle Rick in one of his oldest videos about the Famicom, where he said that he was quite glad his brother died in Vietnam war.

[@cheapenstein]

He also mentioned "circus shit" which was said in the one about his dad's cheap car hahaha

[@jacobbreitha4299]

the BCU (brewstew cinematic universe)

[@disgustingrat4839]

goddamit I was going to make that comment, then looked down to see if somebody else made that comment, and you made that comment first.

[@reallyoriginalname1221]

​@@vam_olaand in another episode, he referenced his uncle shitting himself to get out of going to veitnam

[@melissahollowell7255]

I am almost 50 and I still learn important life lessons from these guys.

[@chilldedede]

Well considering that I've looked at your video I can confirm you are 50 now.

[@shortsandwich5573]

@@chilldedede legal name for their profile. Of course their 50

[@foygoon9774]

⁠@@shortsandwich5573and of course you’re a teenager. You used the wrong they, it would be they’re.

[@shortsandwich5573]

@@foygoon9774 ah yes “legal name for they are profile” my bad

[@simonmartin3943]

Fr

[@AdrenalineJunkiesLive]

Not much else to do in the Midwest besides drink, especially in Wisconsin

[@hdrider89]

Yeah

[@VIPERJ27]

Hell yeah hoo ray for the broing mid west

[@811brian]

They’re called the Milwaukee Brewers for a reason, right?

[@AdrenalineJunkiesLive]

@@811brian you have no idea... 🤣

[@1963felonee]

And Go Packers

[@ericallen333]

I watched every one of his videos. He’s one of my favorite story tellers

[@loganthesnorlax3176]

Same

[@WallOBrix]

I love this channel so much. Helped get me through some hard times.

[@ilovesomuch9770]

ok

[@t-aspect132]

Enjoy your happy days man and I hope the rest of your life is happy

[@sloth9741]

yes

[@DUTCHess01]

Yeah like the wall street crash

[@NewChimera]

Honestly sometimes when I'm in a down place I just go back and watch them all

[@megajeremiel]

*You know it's a good day when Brewstew uploads*

[@akuaz6289]

Factual statement

[@penguinbaby1179]

Facts bro

[@moopymeebloopy456]

Bot

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Goodnight for me

[@M4DAttack]

It's all fun and games till BrewStew uploads a story

[@ItsRyan265]

Then it's a riot.

[@smb-c3po]

Or it still is, just with more entertainment.

[@jak3ywhoelse]

why does he start his videos with alright?

[@ihatehandles69]

@@jak3ywhoelse idk

[@JayBeeIRL]

@@jak3ywhoelse He made a video a while back on this, He had a teacher that started every class with "alright", So he started doin that as a way to reference him.

[@jessicahayden1415]

Beer before liquor, never been sicker... liquor before beer, you're in the clear...

[@RainbowRaider-sq8qq]

Brewster NEVER fails to make laugh my ass off. He make me laugh more than Adiktheone.

[@vdpepe6722]

@Egg Keg Films they’re fine but the only thing missing is a Michael

[@vdpepe6722]

@Egg Keg Films well keep making your videos because the hide and seek one was pretty good

[@cosmilitegaming6262]

spicy piss

[@theneonllama416]

I love how the TV in their living room is always facing the wrong way. That's the best part

[@alexnewell9631]

Its not though, its in the correct direction each time. Look at the antenna for further proof, when you see the wreslemania game, the shorter antenna is on the right. Now look at any of the pictures of the back, the shorter one is now on the left. Also, most of these classic tvs had the same design on the front and the back

[@alexnewell9631]

@Egg Keg Films what? Go back to school amd pay attention in english class this time

[@treefiddytwoo]

@@alexnewell9631 english isn't everyone's first language believe it or not

[@alexnewell9631]

@@treefiddytwoo i am aware of this, but ive seen blind people type out better sentences than that

[@IAmJac8794]

@@alexnewell9631 he’s drunk

[@higharchbishopofteatasting6217]

Brewstew, I've recently had to undergo ACL surgery and the recovery has been extremely difficult but your videos give me a reason to smile. Thank you.

[@davidgarner7948]

On a mission today to rewatch all these videos and leave a like.

[@hotrodgt66scarbuildsandmor46]

Never thought I'd enjoy watching somebody talk about their 1st time getting drunk, thank you brewstew and happy holidays! edit: Holy hell! 160 likes? I should become a Reddit user! Oh wait.. I forgot, I actually have a life.z edit #2: Yay! Brewstew reaches 2 million! I remember back in the day when he only had 300-400k lol

[@Metro0_0]

@@antiita1977 do you have some drugs?

[@vardarokean5872]

@@Metro0_0 the fuck?

[@Guitarfollower22]

Thank you! I hate when people are like “OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES I NEEDED VIRTUAL ATTENTION FROM STRANGERS!”

[@hotrodgt66scarbuildsandmor46]

@@Guitarfollower22 Lol

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@Metro0_0 My mexican plug has some cannigars

[@ethanm7091]

You know it’s going to be a good day when brewstew drops a video

[@jessicas2379]

agreed love his stuff

[@smb-c3po]

Regardless of how our day was going earlier.

[@tanjoy0205]

It’s gets better over time

[@smb-c3po]

@@tanjoy0205 Even though the world around us is just getting worse.

[@ethanm7091]

@Egg Keg Films you’re pretty underrated but you gotta switch the background music tbh. Feels too much like brewstew you gotta be your own creator.

[@chesterhayes7171]

My name is Chester, and I just wanted to say that I appreciate everything you do, and love listening to you. I relate to your stories alot, and just overall love your storytelling and shitty animation lol. Thanks for coming out with a new video on my birthday!

[@brewstew]

Happy birthday dude!

[@clayel1]

@@brewstew whens your birthday

[@goldyx9487]

@@clayel1 April 6th

[@thestriker2706]

@Clayel it's sometime in September. He's made a few videos about it

[@benphillips1149]

@Egg Keg Films i think you need to develop an original style

[@TheGBZard]

I would have loved to see this in person, it sounds more entertaining than most modern tv shows

[@Corbz_Art]

The fact that you compare everything to stone cold is weirdly amazing

[@vap0rw1se]

everything can be compared to stone cold steve austin

[@Corbz_Art]

@Egg Keg Films they were pretty good actually, just watched a few of them, maybe speak a little louder bit more enthusiasm and you should start raking in some views decently quick

[@zacksprinkle8448]

I wait a month for each upload for a shitty animation but this guy is so funny I can’t get enough. He better never quit.

[@rickishade7816]

Yeah

[@SloppySecondz]

Only one video a month! Holy crap there needs to be so much more!

[@gabewatson1902]

@@SloppySecondz it takes a while to create animation's, write the script, etc, etc. most animators have a select schedule they follow so videos don't mix together or ideas aren't reused, or their schedule is based off their real life all depends, sorry for the lecture lol just figured id pass it on

[@Christian029]

Its always great when brewstew uploads

[@Ren55558]

this guy always makes me burst out no matter whatever happens lmao

[@darqasxanwas]

Brewstew uploading? Man, best Christmas present a person could get!

[@KaziKami]

Bad news a clout chaser stole ur comment

[@karkatvantas613]

Love this, so glad my dad introduced this channel to me, definitely helped this year

[@theoguncleslappy9150]

Yeah, once you watch one of his vids you can never stop watching...

[@soulfullportrait147]

It’s a Christmas miracle! I love when Brewstew posts 😁

[@SonicGamer1991]

Blackout stories are always the best thanks Brewstew!

[@olliesutton1804]

The pool drunk chart was absolutely spot on 😂

[@rayxfedit8392]

Everyone's day gets better when Brewstew uploads!

[@Lilwindex15k]

Yes

[@gaugemogle0779]

This just made my First day of Christmas break better thank you brewstew

[@chrismx1374]

Same

[@penguinbaby1179]

Dude same 😂😂😂

[@jonny_-jl3hn]

Same

[@dubbz831]

Same

[@aweirdjojofanrero6098]

Same x4

[@kirmlit6280]

1:46cis the best part since i know spanish "grassy-ass"😂😂

[@hanner666]

It still blows my mind that Americans wait until 21 to start drinking when most Scottish folk get experimental black out drunk when they’re 15.

[@adventuredivers5463]

Nah we just dont listen to the laws here. They dont even exist as long as u dont get caught cause its a retarded law anyway

[@ghjkl6614]

In germany with 13

[@orad-spad2776]

Same in England

[@patwaddington]

Aussie here. Yeah I was 15 and had to go the hospital haha

[@tylerpinckney4159]

I live in the UK and I'm now 14 i first blacked out at 12

[@brandonx8292]

Ah, finally! Some good wholesome funny content to distract me from the bullshit of the world! Missed you Brewstew… keep em coming!

[@gortusbortus]

Wholesome may be stretching it a bit lol

[@landonsolley487]

Merry Christmas Brewstew, you’re the GOAT of KZbin cartoon uploads, and keep up the great work man I love anytime you upload it makes my day a million times better!

[@dfyband]

Makes you smell like divorce. A message for the children of the world

[@christophersmallwood3944]

I grew up in indianapolis. Once again very similar lives coming up. I'm just glad you explained what Euchre was to the world. I went to basic training Back in 12 not 1 of the 90 people in my battalion had ever even heard of Euchre. Good story.

[@kyholt04]

It hit me today why I love your channel so much. Your way of telling stories is the equivalent of the narrator in “A Christmas Story.” Your stories are OUR stories of the “Nickelodeon” generation. Thank you sir, a 35-year-old dad/nerd in Tennessee that’s thankful for your convent. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@brodyz1232]

It’s a great day when Brewstew uploads

[@e-boy_lovely3111]

Agree

[@jackass123491]

If drunk stories were a country this one would be their King.

[@rithyofficialchannel3154]

I'm been watching this guy for so long his content is so good.keep on the good work mate

[@bog3018]

1:48 this had me dead😂

[@SloppySecondz]

Please make more videos! Honestly these videos are the only thing that keep me going on a daily basis, I hardly watch anything else on youtube. I can relate to almost everyone. The content is amazing!

[@TheirWisecrackingUncle]

Your story about playing a video game while drunker than a skunk reminded me of the time I had an outpatient procedure done and came home and played Contra with my brother from beginning to end. Due to being out cold for this procedure, I have no recollection of doing this. My brother told me I staggered down the basement stairs to his room and he asked me if I wanted to play Contra. So we did. I'm lucky I didn't fall down the stairs. Lol

[@aricgill1290]

I only drank alcohol once before my brother left for university. Our farewell drinks was cola mixed with Captain Morgan's dark rum. Considering I was having alcohol for the first time as an autistic 20 year old, I commented on it being bitter in taste. My brother on the other hand, when he did get to university, he got wasted on day one and then another day he had at uni, when he called us on an online meeting, he kept a bucket beside him and mentioned that he was still drunk from a party he had with his roommates and mentioned that he already barfed in his longass Yamcha hair.

[@GrizzlyTank]

Holy crap that was funny! My first time getting wasted wasn't quite so epic but still memorable. My brother had just come home from college and left a handle of rum in his mini fridge. I snuck into his room and drank about a quarter of the bottle and went back to my room to play games on my computer. Once I had a buzz going on I was absolutely kicking ass at this online shooter, I went 54 and 0 and eventually got kicked off the server because they thought I was cheating. I went back down to his room to take some more shots and found a bottle of hair dye in his bathroom. Last thing I remember was puking all over his bathroom and then when I woke up my hair was blue and my brother was pissed off at me.

[@badcat1226]

I love your videos. I hope the the younger ones watching this, understand how accurate these videos are. Great stuff.

[@RiverHawkDavis-df2iu]

New year drinking 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

[@michellesequin7215]

Directly from the Midwest: the euchre joke made my night.

[@Azsunes]

One of the few card games you can travel and play with people just by saying its name. Remember playing it with people who didn't speak English but knew how to play. Some Americans joined and and added some rules that no-one else heard of and it didn't work out. They had to stick to playing with themselves. It was an international event and we had Germans, Hungarians, Manx, Canadians and Americans together in our group.

[@baydinhostalin1700]

Epic! Keep going man. I was teared up I was laughing so hard.

[@Toknus]

Great video bro, I have been watching for years and can’t get enough of your humor! Have a great holidays!

[@LeeCaithness]

As a Scotsman the idea of waiting till 21 before you get drunk is absolutely mind blowing. The drinking age here is 18 but no one. And I mean no one here waits till 18 to try their first drink. Most of us were hammered at some point when we were like 14.

[@ryanbarker5217]

we got by well enough, believe that. if we had the interwebs back then, you betcha we'd have learned how to make our own alcohol.

[@jimbo6882]

@@ryanbarker5217I made my own… and I gave myself food poisoning

[@ryanbarker5217]

@@jimbo6882 it would seem you made it wrong, lol. i worked with a guy who made his own wine. i'm not a wine drinker, but it was pretty sweet, and, boy, was it potent!

[@jimbo6882]

@@ryanbarker5217 yeah no, it was just rancid.

[@ryanbarker5217]

@@jimbo6882 heh heh

[@thepylonperspective]

"This isn't my puke, this doesn't feel like my puke..." -Lindsay Loehan circa. 2007

[@whapp0747]

5:31 he said he got a B- on the table because his woodshop teacher only gave out B-'s

[@scilyan]

Oh yeah

[@CommentisAnonymousFilms]

aww... a nice wholesome brewstew christmas story, how cute.

[@bekfasttime7001]

This PBR slander will not stand

[@bananacg9890]

“Aww it tastes like spicy plss” Me: How do you know what plss tastes like 😂 2:48

[@ADHDAscendancy]

Love watching this one after a LONG night of drinking.

[@lukepeters891]

I'm from Michigan getting blackout drunk while playing Eucher is a holiday tradition.

[@lutherblogz1247]

MICHIGAN STAND UP

[@bee_1276]

4:18 had me gasping for air 🤣😂😹

[@Scythe_Voltage]

2:58 Your videos make me giggle every time but I couldn’t breath after that one😂

[@The-Latman]

its always a pleasure seeing a brewstew video it always makes me happy seeing these!

[@christopheryarwood]

These drunk stories are far to familiar to when I was growing up haha 😄

[@garyfrank7962]

My 21st birthday was when I was in the Marines and I also got blackout drunk in the barracks. Still every now and then after all these years I hear something new and crazy what I did to add to the puzzle of what happened that night. Kind of solving your own crime haha.

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

GREAT VID AS ALWAYS TYLER. You have been cracking my ass up for like 8 years now. That's a lot of cracks. Still my favorite animation channel. You have a gift for story telling like no one else my good sir. 😉

[@v1ncefollower943]

The fact that Michael's dad is the second highest alcohol tolerance is amazing

[@Sticks_And_Glue]

1:15 my dad drinks that. Brings back good memories looking at it

[@thebadgladdadd5218]

I needed that laugh. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a long time. 😂 thank you

[@rosebellx5111]

My first time drunk was on my 21st birthday, my cousins took me to a karaoke bar. They somehow managed to convince me that because alcohol costs money that if any went to waist it was alcohol abuse. So I drank every thing they put in front of me. This included downing a Long Island ice tea in no time flat, and several weird green shots that tasted like mouth wash. By the end of the night they could tell I was getting to my limit so one of them brings in this super greasy cheese bread from the pizza place next door and tells me I need to eat something so I could continue. I tried to say no cause I was like “I’m full, if I eat or drink literally anything else I’ll be sick” but they wouldn’t have it. I took two bites, got up to go the the restroom, and proceeded to collapse on the floor as my legs gave out under me and projectile vomited all over the place as my cousins dragged me out of there to wait for my dad to come get me. The next day they filled in the blanks over the phone. I woke up half naked in my kitchen restroom on the floor. I have most definitely limited my alcohol consumption after that because I wanted to make sure that never happened again. I stick to wine for the most part now, usually just a glass or two and I’m done… sometimes the whole bottle if I know I’m alone with nothing else to do and a shitty movie to watch.

[@Satrycal]

You had me the whole time, but what really grabbed me was the words “kitchen restroom” put together. Does that mean you have a small sectioned off toilet right next to your kitchen or something? I’m beating myself up over this lmao

[@Nuclear_power119]

Lolggffgggyhhhh6yhhhhj6u6y

[@intermodalman123]

The first time I got drunk I watched one of your vids, thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. To this day it's the hardest I've ever laughed, thank you brewstew.

[@alda_reign]

1:41 I DIED!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@bosscard0037]

The Spanish teacher saying Grassie has got me fucking laughing my ass off😂

[@fa1th100]

Congrats on 2mil brewstew!! Ur videos have the best type of humour much love bro Keep doing what ur doing!

[@vasper7582]

My first time drinking I finished half a bottle of tequila wondering when my mind was gonna wander because I had already been smoking weed and thought the intoxication would be similar. Nope not at all. It was overrated. I was feeling the same amount of coherent as if I was sober but I felt dizzy so I thought I just didn't drink enough. I ran out of crappy tequila and got a bottle of cheap wine thinking that would do the trick, but no. I still felt the same with the sudden urge to yack my intestines into the toilet. After that I realized alcohol is stupid, lasts too long, and honestly I'd rather just get high.

[@dfgccgggff7963]

For me, I like drinking more than weed. I get happy and do whatever while drinking, I get anxious while high

[@vasper7582]

@@dfgccgggff7963 me too at first. You kinda have to pull a dave chapelle and tell yourself that you are okay. You just gotta repeat that you are on drugs and this is what drugs do lol. Afterwards, at least for me, I had much more pleasurable experiences. I did notice that certain sativa strains get me more anxious but j actually embrace and enjoy it all the more now haha.

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[@mousekiller6731]

Yea this is all 🧢🧢 Literally anybody whos drinking for the first time, who drinks a fucking 40%vol bottle of tequila would be fucked out of their mind

[@dfgccgggff7963]

Max Hernandez I used to have fun high, now I don't idk just can't. If you like weed good for you, I envy you but it is what it is

[@lmmli324]

2:41 po been drinking

[@midori9566]

Reminds me of my first time getting wasted, just moved into my first apartment and my roommates and I bought liquor to celebrate. I got whiskey and drank it straight, no clue how many drinks I had but all I remember was leaning against the wall while listening to Frank Sinatra’s My Way. I woke up in the dark while wondering why the hell is my bed was so prickly, turns out I had passed out in the hallway closet where we put the cleaning supplies. Later my roommates told me that they had heard me snoring from the closet and for a moment they thought a homeless guy had snuck in and passed out in the closet, just me.

[@Hollow7659]

This was the first time I’ve actually laugh in months 😂

[@kaydayxe2973]

Lmaoo me too

[@dinkbros4723]

I always wondered why my hands would be covered in puke the morning after I was drinking...now I know its cuz you play patty cake with it the night before

[@jared-mils9347]

Heck ya

[@blake_the_gamer5533]

You right

[@micahbeyer1262]

Lol

[@guppy9186]

I resonated when grassy ass was spoken 😂

[@jodyrogers4084]

8 shots of Southern comfort never again

[@buddyburrows]

4:42 I was eating cereal and just accidentally spat it all out

[@danielcurrie7819]

These are so good keep up the amazing job you rock 😎👍

[@koraichu]

1:03 ; I love the Shaun of the Dead poster in the living room that's not even an actual poster, it's just a random frame from the movie.

[@jamesbraybrook1301]

It's a framed picture Ba dum tss

[@jasonjackson4488]

“It’s pretty much all we got to do in the Midwest” as a guy from Iowa I totally agree

[@deant876]

My back hurts from laughing so much. I remember my drinking days and trying to find someone that can tell me what I did the night before

[@2KTrey420]

Love your channel I’m addicted to the comedy 😂

[@GeneSledge422]

Love that you’re playing euchre at 1:21

[@SouthCarolinaSirens]

1:34-1:47 kills me everytime with the "Jose Hell The Fuck No"

[@lampshadehitman6771]

You're awesome and your animations always make me laugh. Keep it on

[@thatdoggoo]

1:50 I DIED LAUGHING

[@Bragg-wt6yg]

3:46 Wait, hold it, excuse me, but WWF No Mercy is the greatest wrestling game of all time!

[@KEVINZARD]

So does wrestlemania 2000 and SVR 2006 and here comes the pain

[@vzvp602]

"Grassyass" 😂😂😂

[@NAVYPROUD34]

His drunk face cracks me up every time

[@jaehjona]

Especially when your drunk and realize, "damn, I look like that!"

[@voidymeal]

2:06 david be like

[@NinoRabbit]

Thats my name lol

[@ejayvangalenlast]

4:25 the Mario sound 😂

[@RickNasty42069YOLO]

You have to reach to the limit to know what the limit is.