Brexit But I Decide Who Leaves

[@robert_wigh]

Toycat be like: let's kick out the poorest and most corrupt countries in the EU! Toycat 1 minute later: oh on second thought, let's invite Serbia, Ukraine and Turkey

[@Luredreier]

Yeah, he's honestly trolling us... Like adding us here in Norway or the Swizz...

[@OGrandomunknownperson]

I laughed way to hard at this

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

Serbia, Ukraine, and Turkey are too special to exclude!

[@Kafei01]

Greece went though terrible policy to keep its membership, just to lose it because of McDonalds.

[@JmMateo933]

💀

[@cys_box]

@@noterrormanagementgotta start building more McDonald’s I guess..

[@Tybold63]

Greece got relatively easy away if you compared on what they caused themselves. So they should be grateful.

[@noodle67]

Because they went allowed to print money because they used euros they had to take a bunch of debt. If they used their own currency then they’d be fine right now.

[@ssj3gohan456]

I like the approach of having an englishman decide the borders of countries they'll never even visit or care about. Seems historically victorious. I'm also very disappointed that you didn't use a map of number of best kebabs.

[@robert_wigh]

Kebab consumption per capita is the only measurement I trust

[@jackyex]

Historically Victorian infact

[@bethaltair812]

UK deciding other countries borders has historically always gone well.

[@DaDocDuck]

Türkiye and Germany would be the most important members of the EU lol

[@themockingjay8645]

Alternative title: British man fixes the EU's expansion fatigue

[@DennisTheInternationalMenace]

😂😂😂 Brilliant!

[@vinniechan]

To be fair the United States of Europe was floated by Churchill. He just never envisioned UK being part of it

[@SirAntoniousBlock]

British man should STFU, it no longer concerns him.

[@yiannchrst]

I am Greek. I once ate at a McDonalds and I didn't really like it. We have a native competitor here, Goody's, and most people prefer it, that's why we have so few McDonalds.

[@TheDotBot]

Oh. And there was me thinking why go to Maccies if there's a Greek restaurant around every corner.

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

Keep it that way! Greetings from Belgium, EU 🇪🇺

[@ecoideazventures6417]

Hey, What's the special thing that makes Goody's that good?

[@yiannchrst]

@@ecoideazventures6417 I am not sure. I guess it is just a preference thing, since McDonalds came later. And maybe it has better quality? But I am not 100% sure about the second one, at least it feels like it.

[@markusTegelane]

"Ireland is a lonely island, let's kick them out" Cyprus: *heavy breathing*

[@surf2888]

Just a small correction, GREXIT did NOT entail Greece leaving the European Union. The question was based on Greece's potential withdrawal from the Euro-zone, and a return to the Drachma as its official currency instead of the Euro, there was no mention of Greece exiting the European Union. That would be an entirely different question.

[@shqip_sumejja]

He just wanted to kick out the Balkans 💀

[@Creadeyh]

When you said "make it less euroskeptic", I didn't expect Hungary to stay lol

[@LilyVale-gi3si]

"lets kick Ireland it is far" meanwhile Cyprus in the backrooms

[@petersiska9928]

As someone from slovakia, we would not survive outside the EU. I will never forget what happened in 1968. Today is the 55th anniversary. As soon as EU protection would stop, russians or god forbid hungarians would march into our country...

[@TheDotBot]

Guilty laughter from somewhere in Germany.

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

❤ from Belgium

[@spaghettiisyummy.3623]

NATO Exists for a reason.

[@The_Soviet_Onion]

Good luck on those elections

[@RisingEagle]

"But also to be wealthier, on average, what we do is we take the poorest and we kill them" - Toycat (7:28) He just described the Purge movies plot 😭

[@v.sandrone4268]

And current Tory policy in the UK.

[@YMandarin]

as a Geography nerd: add norway, add switzerland, keep luxemburg and slovakia, kick cyprus

[@diegom6053]

Why kick Cyprus 🤔

[@YMandarin]

@@diegom6053 because its so far away

[@eX1st4132]

@@diegom6053 because it looks kickable

[@29..47]

​@@diegom6053kinda looks like a rugby ball

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@diegom6053Why not?

[@Morrov]

6:30 it's Bulgone

[@a69flsi12]

As an irish person i was waiting baited breath to see if we'd make it or not, and then when i finally thought we were safe we were kicked

[@inditsnotdenon922]

"Kill poor people" - toycat 2023

[@kavorkaa]

You are drinking too much coffee!

[@ibx2cat]

I can't drink caffeine, it ruins my stomach!

[@julianshepherd2038]

​@@ibx2catI assumed it was a Class A.

[@OGrandomunknownperson]

@@ibx2catyou are united kingdomish and can't drink tea LOL

[@derlaurenz]

Crystal? As an ADHD-person myself, I bet it's that.

[@ramuk1933]

Great Video! Everybody knows British people are the best at drawing borders of places they don't live.

[@ramuk1933]

(Joke)

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Hungary would be in a great risk.

[@JmMateo933]

True

[@familygash7500]

I would have just dissolved the damn thing entirely.

[@dyread]

Englishman throws out Ireland for no reason. Why am I not surprised.

[@marxmaiale9981]

Almost had it but backwards. 'The more money you have, the less problems you have' should have been 'The less problems you have, The more money you have' Problems cost money, Corruption both costs money and disincentives investment and growth.

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

Nicely said 👍

[@jnmsks6052]

You almost had my vote for PM of the EU with your talk of kebabs and lobster rolls all around, but you forgot Taco Tuesday, so better luck next election cycle.

[@adzter96]

Kicking out Ireland because it's on it's own, meanwhile Cyprus basically being in Asia hoping nobody notices them.

[@jono_cc2258]

Look I'm not saying that the video quality is getting too high but I'm contemplating never donating again as the graphics transitions were looking a little too smooth.

[@ibx2cat]

to counter balance, I used my webcam microphone rather than my real one. Sorry!

[@ff_crafter]

Kick Cyprus blud isn't even geographically in Europe

[@ibx2cat]

My dream EU would be exclusively non European countries though

[@JmMateo933]

​@@ibx2cat💀

[@Daft_Vader]

You should have kicked out Czechia purely so that we could have Czexit

[@ibx2cat]

Cyprus could make cyxit, to be fair

[@WeirdAwesomeGeography]

Awesome video ibx2cat! :D

[@robertdonnan2893]

Nooo 😮I had a gut feeling he’d remove Ireland. I’m so close to getting my EU passport back and dude’s just like, nope.

[@art322]

Yeah and he didn't even find a good reason to do it, lol! He could have gone with "Ireland is has the most positive opinion of the EU (82% positive) therefore it must be getting too good of a deal" :D

[@manana1444]

"Finally, a smaller EU made up of core countries that will be able to integrate and become even stronger than before." "What do you mean that the Hungarians and Poles are blocking every regulation that would allow us to do so?!"

[@tyresr]

8:37 I was eating chips while watching this and though Kosovo was a crumb on my screen

[@cubirk]

If all the countrys in the world had a global EU we would be better

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

Indeed! The European Union is founded on the values of respect for human dignity, freedom, democracy, equality, the rule of law and respect for human rights, including the rights of persons belonging to minorities ... a society in which pluralism, non discrimination, tolerance, justice, solidarity and equality between men and women prevail. 🇪🇺

[@flowerpower2067]

no

[@cubirk]

@@flowerpower2067 why :c

[@tlv8555]

​@@louis-philippearnhem6959🤮

[@matthewhosier5084]

Luxembourg is a founding member of the eu tho and the eu courts are there

[@TheDotBot]

So then it would be neutral territory. Ideal solution!

[@DaDocDuck]

Toycat is a Turkish patriot confirmed 👍

[@hikingmallard]

How does Austria have the most McDonald's outlets while at the same time being the least obese?

[@pippofranco879]

can't fucking believe he left Hungary in, for the love of God, at least in an imaginary scenario!

[@gentuxable]

11:20 well I heard Switzerland got its neutrality because nobody wanted to keep losing fights against them. So if they try might end up in Switzerland getting bigger and the EU smaller?

[@holygooff]

What about adding Scotland? ;)

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

We in the EU 🇪🇺 keep the lights on for Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿.

[@AltraHapi]

Hold on a sec, I like the policies being proposed at the end.

[@JarinCOD]

One thing the East is better at - safety. No gang rapes in Eastern Europe every day. There are two gang rapes in Germany every single day.

[@mxsalman3113]

I AM SURPRISED TOYCAT DIDN'T KICKOUT FRANCE

[@tadhgallen1464]

He was trying his hardest to find a map for it

[@Slightshow789]

Awesome decisions!! As a Russian, I am voting for you ❤😂

[@guillermoperez6021]

As a russian ,ur vote does not count even in russia

[@Olilego]

Lmao

[@Slightshow789]

@@guillermoperez6021 sad noises 🥲

[@diogorodrigues747]

Vatnik Alert

[@nildzrecastellanos]

Last time an englishman decided on borders it led to war, i say don't do it mate.

[@stephenconway2468]

The UK did not clearly want to be out. The vote was slim and the campaigning was "clearly" misleading. Then you also said that it was arguably good or bad for the UK and the EU. There is no argument about that either. It was BAD for the UK and bad for the EU. The figures are confirmed.

[@Andrew-cv2uf]

17 million and roughtly half million people voting to leave vs 16 and roughtly 150 thousand people to stay is not slim. Brexit is about the UK being able to choose it own path and the only options as a island it would have in the EU is to give up its island perception and culture and become more intergated to the mainlanders with bridging and tunneling the channel or forming a niches the EU/mainlander can't do themselves. The UK returning to EU should have its own niches to add to the EU or the same thing is going to repeat in the future with either brexit 2.0 or it will add voices to leave the EU party slowly breaking the Union if EU fucks up in a realy bad way in the future.

[@stephenconway2468]

@@Andrew-cv2uf Less than 2% swing. That is slim. It is the sort of change in numbers you get if the weather changes. If 1% changed their minds then the result would be different.

[@Andrew-cv2uf]

I'm going off on micro scale of 1 million people voting vs your macro scale of 1 million people voting. yes its slim if you look at it via macro scale but for me its 1/5 new zealand, 1/9 london and roughly the population of Mauritius. I hope you understand my reasoning on the micro vs macro explanation and have a nice day

[@stephenconway2468]

@@Andrew-cv2uf I use the same scale electoral experts tend to use and especially on single topic votes. What is interesting is that in 1979, Scottish people voted on devolution. They had pretty well the same results but it was a binding referendum and there was a clause about turnout. It was intended to project Scotland against such slim margin results. Less that 1% change in opinions is tiny. There was some drizzle in the afternoon, and the older demographic tend to vote no matter the weather and the younger are not so keen. Now we have polling data which is so much clearer than we had in April/May/June 2016....yet we are told we should not be allowed to re-visit the vote after seeing the consequences!

[@tlv8555]

​@@stephenconway2468Cry more. Brexit means Brexit babe.

[@wowthisisareallylongname9236]

as an american i agree with uploading at 4am

[@hikosaemon]

Congratulations to Hungary and Cyprus on surviving this!

[@savastevanovic]

If you want Serbia to join then you should present our country in its legal and legitimate borders, not exclude our southern autonomous province. Like you do with Cyprus and Ukraine.

[@ibx2cat]

Okay Serbia, you can have Montenegro back

[@savastevanovic]

@@ibx2cat That's phase 2

[@DexFire1115]

​@@savastevanovic Phase 3?

[@savastevanovic]

@@DexFire1115 Profit

[@rafciopranks3570]

mic quality indicates toycats recording location

[@half55-qo1tq]

0:58 since when Switzerland and Norway are non-countries?

[@United.]

they are in the Shengen-Zone with EU trade benefits but they are not full EU-Members

[@ibx2cat]

EEA but not EU

[@julianshepherd2038]

Norway thinks the EU is a Popeish plot. As mad as the English.

[@half55-qo1tq]

I know they are not EU members, but they were called non-countries an i'm pretty sure they are countries

[@akritsovas]

Switzerland actually isn't in the EEA so things as EU roaming or free museums for youth don't exist there. On the other hand Norway actually has most EU benefits as an EEA country most of the time just not fisheries, customs union and Parliament representation.

[@n6rt9s]

7:03 the problem isn't that they bring the average up just by being rich. The problem is that the process of them getting rich inevitably includes exploitation - extraction of surplus value from worker's labor. If there were no billionaires and workers owned the means of production, everyone would be richer.

[@jacplac97]

This is literally why the entire Eastern Europe is so far behind the west to this day. Never Again!

[@JmMateo933]

Yeah

[@delfinenteddyson9865]

no. Socialism doesn't work, it makes everyone miserable

[@Shack263]

Agreed! Also, even if you're just talking naively about "removing" people, it's not a normal distribution. The rich own disproportionately more. You could "remove" just a few of the top, like 1%, and that would be equivalent in wealth to the bottom 50% ish.

[@TheNomios]

:(

[@sagittariusa7662]

Greece and Portugal. Spain and Italy would be great to keep just remodify the centrality of economic production to be in the North which is more similar to France and Germany.

[@MautozTech]

You had an opportunity to kick out France and you didn't. It should be illegal

[@Nexo_mapping]

naw bro litteraly deleted romania but kept hungary in the map

[@emifro]

I know this is satire, but McDonald's actually sucks, I would eat at literally any other fast-food restaurant

[@aightm8]

You could get rid of 7 countries and you actually let Hungary survive

[@waterworks111]

great video, very different

[@engineerenginering8633]

What is this. Removing members won't help anything

[@ibx2cat]

What if they remove 26

[@pippofranco879]

@@ibx2cat just keep Malta, remove everyone else

[@Ralkern]

Why did you not call the Bulgarian exit 'Bulxit'?

[@mshk1989]

doesnt roll off the tongue

[@boredgeneral770]

As an Irish person, I am honestly very surprised Ireland was kicked out before Cyprus, especially considering the reasons

[@ozark7834]

Imagine if Ukraine wanted to leave the EU, then it would be called Ukrexit

[@Ophaganestopolis]

Brexit: Brings hardship to the UK. This man: We need MORE.

[@nirutivan9811]

Imagine being kicked out of the EU for being the most corrupt or being the poorest and then having to see countries who are similarly or even more corrupt or poorer countries being invited to join.

[@tomorrowneverdies567]

Awesome. Make a party, I will vote for you.

[@dividead100]

Quite an interesting video other than the McDonald's thing, the rest had a point and was somewhat objective but that fast food thing wasn't even funny enough to be worth doing. Also, why add worse countries than the ones you kicked out, just to make the video more devisive?

[@nicollomatt]

This video made me sad by reminding me about the history behind the present

[@DennisTheInternationalMenace]

Getting rid of Hungary would've done the E.U a great service!

[@maxfi878]

I'm surprised you didn't kick out Hungary. That would be my first pick.

[@CyanideCarrot]

Alternative title: if EU membership worked like American college football conferences

[@AwesomeNPro]

I am surprised he did not kick out france

[@21Kyzix12]

"A 25 member state EU which has suddenly solved all the worlds problems" right after saying Ukraine should join just to upset Russia 😂 Regardless, you got my vote. People in Asia can vote for EU Commissioner right?

[@wordsmith451]

Bulgarian corruption is like French bureaucracy - can't believe you missed it 😅

[@CN901]

My favourite Toycat video, across all three channels

[@martychisnall]

I don’t see how this video could be controversial in any way.

[@emi_fluffy]

bruh cyprus feeling loonely there in the east

[@selcovoilucian8253]

Poland and Hungary clearly have more McDonald's so they deserve to stay

[@anna-5104]

As a German I'm honestly surprised that the German medium wealth per adult is more than half of Italian and French people. It's also significantly smaller than from the Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, the UK, Denmark, Ireland, the Czech Republic AND Greece???! Since when are we Germans that poor? Am I missing something?

[@alfrredd]

Yeah that was weird

[@ibx2cat]

I've heard germans are very cash rich, but asset poor in general. The assets are probably a big thing for Dutch or British people in particular

[@TheDotBot]

Home ownership. Germans mostly rent, most others own.

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

@@TheDotBotYeah in Belgium we’re all “born with a brick in our stomach.” The state is poor but the people are wealthy.

[@koseku3]

i dont believe that statistics maps always show the true information about a country

[@trolley01]

Alternate title: toycat justifies kicking the eastern europeans out of the EU

[@TheSpiritedFendron]

Romania is in the Central EU

[@spaghettiisyummy.3623]

Bosnia and herzegovina doesn't have any Mcdonald's anymore...

[@heh9392]

I hope you're trolling about the McDonalds thing

[@ibx2cat]

I hope Greece is trolling and actually in the process of building hundreds more

[@Corwin256]

British man arbitrarily kills off Ireland. Exactly what I was hoping for.

[@anj000]

I think we should include country Jakubmarian into the EU.

[@stevemonkey6666]

The EU looks much tidier now that Toycat is done with it. I approve

[@RosTheXD]

If it was me I would have kicked all the gay (Western) countries 😂😂

[@RosTheXD]

Also he wants to kick the obese countries but also wants every country to have as much kebab and MacDonalds as possible?😂

[@ibx2cat]

Yes

[@panosmpasiourasserrano7449]

Having Greece leave because they don't have Mcdonalds (arguably the words US fast food chain) and adding Turkey who claims and illegaly occupies the north of the island is ironic.

[@christopherellis2663]

Those with the most McDonald's are the least European Romania 🇷🇴 is the wildest country in the EU

[@Un_pelican_pe_varf_de_munte]

Maybe your country

[@FreeFormMoves]

Romanian here! Not even mad, made if farther than expected.

[@HankScorpio64]

Tak hovorí Angličan... ktorý doslova hlasoval za odchod z EÚ. Ale hej, čo ja viem...

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

It is English humour. Ez angol humor 😬

[@JmMateo933]

Bad map Hungary still exists

[@Aadrian7]

I may be Romanian, but even I can afford a better mic (if I get the chance to snatch one).

[@dvdty]

bro left hungary in 💀

[@sageo66]

Why is this channel becoming political.

[@AduckButSpain]

7:21

[@dubl33_27]

hungary was not removed, 0/10 video.

[@hactervrut1948]

you shood have kicked out cyprus for being 2 countries in one

[@julianshepherd2038]

Scotland voted 2 to 1 to stay We'll Be Back.

[@louis-philippearnhem6959]

We in the EU 🇪🇺 keep the lights on for Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Lau2856.]

Doesn't croatia have less mcdonalds?

[@ismaelriquelmelucas3617]

I hope nobody thinks anything of this video its a good idea in the real world ...

[@ChaoticDestiny1]

They should all exit and become more states of the United States

[@BloodhandsFin]

This definitely is Psyop to make Europeans want to kick Ireland. You can't tell me otherwise xD