Nothing to do with Brexit!

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Matt Green Comedy

Matt Green Comedy

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@brighton_dude
@brighton_dude 2 жыл бұрын
The denial in the UK over the disaster that is Brexit is truly Orwellian. I've never been in a whole society that was lying to itself to this extent. Wonderful video as ever, thank you!
@gjaxx
@gjaxx 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing to add to that... but a comment helps Matt's algorithm. Thanks 🙃
@sulalee7413
@sulalee7413 2 жыл бұрын
It's only half the country. We, the other half, know damn well they, the brexiters, are idiots!
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302
@minskysfeedbackyianni1302 2 жыл бұрын
@brighton dude it's like the situation in the USA with so many still denying the insurrection. But then there have long been Holocaust deniers too in many countries. It seems there is no limit to human stupidity.
@22448824
@22448824 2 жыл бұрын
Oh get over yourself. You lost. Loser.
@johnglynhughes4239
@johnglynhughes4239 2 жыл бұрын
Comment of the day!
@mrpositronia
@mrpositronia 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit has nothing to do with Brexit. Let's all be clear on this.
@tashussain560
@tashussain560 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely spot on! This reveals the utter absurdity of the Tory government's shape shifting to avoid owning the Brexit shit show.
@annettealex1
@annettealex1 2 жыл бұрын
Matt explains things better then any Tories any day, brexit is the shite it was foretold to be, and these people will blame anyone but them selves,
@jounik
@jounik 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit was a brilliant and pure thing apart from that leaving the EU bit. Otherwise it's perfect. Slaying it as usual, Matt.
@stephenfowlie742
@stephenfowlie742 2 жыл бұрын
That eye twitch at the end had me on the floor laughing.
@drussell_
@drussell_ 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed! It seems that *repeatedly* denying reality _does_ eventually cause one's brain to begin to short out...
@martinburn
@martinburn 2 жыл бұрын
Bang on the money and a bloody good laugh to boot. 😂😂
@reiteration6273
@reiteration6273 2 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly, Matt. Of course "Brexit" doesn't mean "leaving the EU". Don't you remember Theresa May telling us all that "Brexit means Brexit!". Great stuff, as always. 🤣
@laxeystu8096
@laxeystu8096 2 жыл бұрын
I think what she meant there was that 'leaving the EU would mean leaving the EU', as in it would really happen and couldn't be ignored, although that in itself would have led to other questions, so she kept saying something that sounded meaningless
@k.j.hulander2204
@k.j.hulander2204 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Brexit also means Breakfast
@vectravi2008
@vectravi2008 2 жыл бұрын
@@k.j.hulander2204 Brexit at Tiffany's?
@frankshailes3205
@frankshailes3205 2 жыл бұрын
Pronounced the Mexican way it means Bre-shit.
@kevinmarsh5034
@kevinmarsh5034 2 жыл бұрын
Suddenly it has all become so much clearer.
@djsmithe
@djsmithe 2 жыл бұрын
You nailed it again Matt. For me, Brexit is green rolling hills, unicorns and cotton candy clouds. Everyone loves me, respects me and fears me, all at the same time. I wear a crown and have a huge............
@frankshailes3205
@frankshailes3205 2 жыл бұрын
A huge ministerial pension?
@skylib2452
@skylib2452 2 жыл бұрын
The "Brexit is pure" line sounded scarily accurate... these nutters are dragging us blindly to the bottom but here I am, laughing my head off :-) thanks for making these times bearable matt!
@Martin-bx1et
@Martin-bx1et 2 жыл бұрын
In the lead up to the next GE I can imagine a certain party leader reminding us that she didn't even vote for Brexit.
@actuallypaulstanley
@actuallypaulstanley 2 жыл бұрын
Not just stamp your passport, but verify that you have not been in the EU for more than 90 days during the past 180 days… Love your take on the day’s event @Matt
@0penminds
@0penminds 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no... checks on a border.... how do these country's outside the EU manage..... Not like we've had this happening on and off at Dover since the 80's.... Must have been brexit then aswell....
@actuallypaulstanley
@actuallypaulstanley 2 жыл бұрын
@@0penminds cannot remember the last time my passport was stamped in the EU. Remember taking the £1 ferry-to-France offers many years back and never had to worry about my passport being checked or how much I bought back. Now, we in the U.K. are experiencing passport controls that are similar to those when visiting the US; only that you can only stay in the EU for a maximum of 90 days per 180. Yes, we have experienced these border checks at many countries, but not within the EU when we were members. So, in summary, yes, these border control checks are due to the Brexit this government delivered…
@0penminds
@0penminds 2 жыл бұрын
@@actuallypaulstanley Continue crying about Brexit princess... We will never be returning to our so called friends in the EU... Sad that so many of you think we should... weak....
@actuallypaulstanley
@actuallypaulstanley 2 жыл бұрын
@@0penminds ahh, pigeon…
@notreallyhere67
@notreallyhere67 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit had nothing to do with Brexit. Got it.
@johnanthony6123
@johnanthony6123 2 жыл бұрын
This is so spot on, captures the whitewash and denial that’s happening all around us. Tragedy or Comedy or Farce, you decide.
@aden2957
@aden2957 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god for you Matt. You keep me and many others sane 😊
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 жыл бұрын
2nd decade :D Thanks Matt.
@t.p.mckenna
@t.p.mckenna 2 жыл бұрын
'Anyone attempting to leave Brexitania to holiday abroad will be shot on sight. It is such an unBritish thing to do, so unpatriotic'. (By order: Herren P. Patel)
@TheDiveO
@TheDiveO 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit is pure. You nailed the Stockholm Syndrome perfectly!
@markb1487
@markb1487 2 жыл бұрын
""""Brexit is Pure""" oh man.... In stitches here....On fire 🔥
@delvo76
@delvo76 2 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆 That psychotic eye twitch was sublime and hilarious. You are prolific Matt and we love it!
@davidbuchan2909
@davidbuchan2909 2 жыл бұрын
This is a depressingly accurate portrayal. Well done.
@nalodailec
@nalodailec 2 жыл бұрын
Inspired commentary, Matt. Well done.
@dfishpool7052
@dfishpool7052 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 2 жыл бұрын
"WERE BETTER THAN THIS" is the phrase that always annoys me - because very clearly we ARE NOT better than this - this is exactly who we are... This was brought about by OUR terrible decisions as a country, under a corrupt system WE have not bothered to change in 200 years - meanwhile in France 4% energy rise and 30 hour working week...
@Welgeldiguniekalias
@Welgeldiguniekalias 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't not so much a decision as it was an unfortunate outcome of too much political posturing.
@pauli2169
@pauli2169 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree with you but it is much worse than that. The education system in the UK is catastrophic, pensions are really Laughable and the extreme poverty a crime. Plus, the beer is crap and the food a crime against nature. Ex Brit living in lovely Europe.
@derekp2674
@derekp2674 2 жыл бұрын
@@pauli2169 Having once toured all over Europe, I am dead jealous. I've visited some lovely places there and received fantastic hospitality.
@pauli2169
@pauli2169 2 жыл бұрын
@@derekp2674 and you would still be welcomed . Generally Europeans love the Brits, it’s just at the moment they see them as an old friend who has gone off his rocker. Come to Belgium and enjoy the fab food and superb Abbey Beers. First round is on me.🇧🇪🍺
@RazorMouth
@RazorMouth 2 жыл бұрын
And French people then wonder why half of them are skint, not a good comparison there but the rest I agree with.
@katherinehickey6915
@katherinehickey6915 2 жыл бұрын
Do not blaspheme Brexit. It is pure. 😂😂
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 2 жыл бұрын
All hail the mighty Brexit!
@derekp2674
@derekp2674 2 жыл бұрын
@@RichWoods23 Hallowed is the Brexit!
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 2 жыл бұрын
@@derekp2674 I think we're doing the Emperor Dalek scene from the 2005 season of Doctor Who!
@derekp2674
@derekp2674 2 жыл бұрын
@@RichWoods23 More of a Stargate fan myself... ;-)
@errorswillmultiply1697
@errorswillmultiply1697 2 жыл бұрын
"One thing's for sure - I will never blame Brexit for anything." - Genuine Brexiter quote.
@BOABModels
@BOABModels 2 жыл бұрын
This is a video about consequences of no longer being in the EU - it has nothing to do with Brexit!
@nickclarkuk
@nickclarkuk 2 жыл бұрын
“Brexit is pure” 😂🤣
@maryfenton958
@maryfenton958 2 жыл бұрын
Matt is a genius... telling it as it is, but making it funny. We all need a laugh these days. 😂
@dkmphotography_co_uk
@dkmphotography_co_uk 2 жыл бұрын
Ha. Painfully, hilariously accurate. If all else fails... deny, dodge, deflect & dither. (Politicians Code)
@Loneman_OG
@Loneman_OG 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, you've just nailed it! That _HAS_ to be the reason for the cognitive dissonance... They don't realist that Brexsh¦t and leaving the EU (and CU & CM) are one and the same! 😲😳
@ralterjegoutube
@ralterjegoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@silversurfer7341
@silversurfer7341 2 жыл бұрын
Matt you are a breath of fresh air, in these woeful times. It's pretty sure you are much more savvy, then the entire government.
@Mudge07
@Mudge07 2 жыл бұрын
These are confusing times, when pairing stonewall and pride can mean very different things to different groups of people. Matt, a fine example of the Sir Humphrey Appleby-briefed version, to be sure.
@Iazzaboyce
@Iazzaboyce 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit does have one advantage - we're not in the EU.
@sarkybugger5009
@sarkybugger5009 2 жыл бұрын
The eyelid!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@martinsmith8487
@martinsmith8487 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting to note that when asked if he supports brexit yesterday the greatly lauded ‘Mick lynch’ is in favour.
@zetectic7968
@zetectic7968 2 жыл бұрын
The Tories will admit to alien abduction before acknowledging the downside to Brexit.
@davidpanton3192
@davidpanton3192 2 жыл бұрын
Lead story on BBC News at Six: football. You were spot on.
@davecooper3238
@davecooper3238 2 жыл бұрын
I for one am glad for starting with the football. Something a bit cheerful instead of doom & gloom.
@funkdoubt1
@funkdoubt1 2 жыл бұрын
…. And then they gave us oneness and nothingness. What a shameful set of affairs we truly are given
@johnpritchard8946
@johnpritchard8946 2 жыл бұрын
Matt's comedy is pure - pure gold.
@brighton_dude
@brighton_dude 2 жыл бұрын
I was worried that with Boris Johnson gone comedians would have difficulty getting material. However it looks like they're going to choose Liz Truss, so you will have no shortage of material. I think she's going to be even funnier than Johnson actually, because while Johnson lied habitually he was, at least, quite good at telling the lies. Truss is telling the same lies but she is absolutely hopeless at it.
@12theotherandrew
@12theotherandrew 2 жыл бұрын
Right on again!
@PaulZarb1060
@PaulZarb1060 2 жыл бұрын
Wonderful! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Conservator.
@Conservator. 2 жыл бұрын
Matt, you are the best!
@steves7013
@steves7013 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit is pure! Just classic Well done Matt
@ohgosh5892
@ohgosh5892 2 жыл бұрын
A joy, as ever.
@joeoconnor5400
@joeoconnor5400 2 жыл бұрын
Will there be honey and jam for tea in the sunny uplands of this septic Isle? Forgot there are queues of lorries at Dover.
@williammoxham9556
@williammoxham9556 2 жыл бұрын
It is just the with the Traffic cameras covering the M20, Matt, there are no traffic jams to be seen, so things are fine, the minister has asked for them to be turned off, you know to save face errr Energy!
@theajshortman
@theajshortman 2 жыл бұрын
The twitch at the end was perfect! 😆 🤣
@verttikoo2052
@verttikoo2052 2 жыл бұрын
Matt is Genius 🥳🥰
@jantaylor7102
@jantaylor7102 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👍 you have the measure of the stupid brexit
@lbukem4259
@lbukem4259 2 жыл бұрын
Nicely done Matt, neatly sums up the cult of Brexit 👍
@rodoherty1
@rodoherty1 2 жыл бұрын
Right, you've got me! Subscribed! Satisfied?!?!
@Nawitisnae
@Nawitisnae 2 жыл бұрын
"..... What was that? 2seconds?". 😂
@paula5440
@paula5440 2 жыл бұрын
Gawd I hope the Tories watch these videos, you’re spot on😬👌🏻
@stevewhite3085
@stevewhite3085 2 жыл бұрын
Ho Matt another masterpiece , thanks for your sanity . Entering its second decade , gem
@katecannon7958
@katecannon7958 2 жыл бұрын
Superb as always
@derekp2674
@derekp2674 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent, thanks Matt.
@samhartford8677
@samhartford8677 2 жыл бұрын
This is a perfect analysis of their reasoning. Sadly. Yet hilariously.
@plym1969
@plym1969 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@davidvestey6014
@davidvestey6014 2 жыл бұрын
I like James O’Brians point… if we have taken back control, how can the queues at Dover be the fault of the French!?
@francesconicoletti2547
@francesconicoletti2547 2 жыл бұрын
Umberto Ecco The enemy is both weak and strong. “[…] the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”
@JustMe-bx8gu
@JustMe-bx8gu 2 жыл бұрын
You don't need to be schizophrenic to work for the Conservative party, but it helps. So spot on Matt, thanks.
@fromgermany271
@fromgermany271 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit should just have avoided leaving the EU. 😎
@ai-d2121
@ai-d2121 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit should have avoided Brexit.
@fromgermany271
@fromgermany271 2 жыл бұрын
@@ai-d2121 if Brexit had only be the feeling of having once had an empire, it would have had no negative side effects. But frankly, was Brexit more than a distraction from other news stories, that suddenly went to be approved by the public.
@oldgreybeard2507
@oldgreybeard2507 2 жыл бұрын
Is it true that Rees-Mogg's party food is stuck in the chaos and is going off. Really hope it's TRUE.
@Greebstreebling
@Greebstreebling 2 жыл бұрын
Quite an accurate overview of the situation really. Could anyone explain why politicians, especially cabinet ministers are paid so much? Responsibility perhaps? Or perhaps accountability? Or perhaps it's because they deliver so much for us. Like kind of levelling up or something?
@bluntlaser
@bluntlaser 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing work as always Matt
@obtuse1291
@obtuse1291 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit Is Pure.
@dino1798
@dino1798 2 жыл бұрын
Well done Matt. Love the twitchy wink! Keep up the good fight. Thanks
@shirleycarter2231
@shirleycarter2231 2 жыл бұрын
Keep it up Matt! Hilarious and painful !
@michaelbowling1362
@michaelbowling1362 2 жыл бұрын
Breakfast is definitely causing queues at the Borders - I mean what do you choose - a full English or a Continental - then there's waiting for Toast....🤔 - Oooh Brexit - my bad... Of course you'll get queues with that Stopping the Freedom of Movement - what do you expect - it says it on the tin. 🤣
@pauli2169
@pauli2169 2 жыл бұрын
Matt, I loved the video as usual. I do have a question for you, as you seem to have your finger on the pulse of the corpse that is British politics. Well, I could not help noticing on the debate for the next leader that the Tories seem to have been successful in their plan to re-animate Margaret Thatcher!! It must have been recent as she did look a bit ropey and well….thick, not at all her old self that we know and hate. And , I also noticed that the UK has decided to bring back polio. So , my question is, has the UK decided to bring things back from the past to make Brits happier? And if so, what will be next….ration books? sleeping with an American soldier for a pair of nylons? Outside toilets? The plague?
@adrianrutterford762
@adrianrutterford762 2 жыл бұрын
Nice One Mr Green.
@JohnAllenRoyce
@JohnAllenRoyce 2 жыл бұрын
Matt you are awesome, thank you! 😂
@Ramsku
@Ramsku 2 жыл бұрын
Is this another Brexit benefit? Is someone seeing the glimpse of the sunlight highlands now?
@MD_Builds
@MD_Builds 2 жыл бұрын
The eye twitch!
@vishmaster09
@vishmaster09 2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what Jacob Rees Mogg says
@riccagiaco
@riccagiaco 2 жыл бұрын
Never anything has to do with it
@janetgough6585
@janetgough6585 2 жыл бұрын
As ever, loved the 'next up' - it does feel like two decades! And for what? Sunny Hack mansplaining, and Trussed up making out that going to a comprehensive meant she's been at the depths of poverty. Jeez. Other countries will be looking at us and laffing their wee cotton socks off
@fredplat467
@fredplat467 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed: since 2016....
@plerpplerp5599
@plerpplerp5599 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit is the extraordinary belief that the most pernicious politicians for the most selfish motives will somehow work for the benefit of all.😏
@adrianrouse5148
@adrianrouse5148 2 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention less than half staffing in the busiest period? ??
@vectravi2008
@vectravi2008 2 жыл бұрын
Great video Matt, but it has nothing to do with brexit.
@lordveteran9126
@lordveteran9126 2 жыл бұрын
What did we do to deserve these two?... looks like a deal with china and a deal with the devel to me....
@laxeystu8096
@laxeystu8096 2 жыл бұрын
Great stuff 😁
@jacquelinedeigan776
@jacquelinedeigan776 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah..next question...lol
@nickbarton3191
@nickbarton3191 2 жыл бұрын
I live in Romania (I'm a Brit, for the moment) and let me confirm that receiving goods from the UK is a bloody nightmare. So much so that I gave up.
@Stantheman848
@Stantheman848 2 жыл бұрын
At least you have moved to a country with a bigger gdp than brexit bwitten.
@kevincox8905
@kevincox8905 2 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@ShakyShots
@ShakyShots 2 жыл бұрын
I love it !
@ghengis430
@ghengis430 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit and tory faffing has been the greatest diversion ever! No news! Nothing else to look at! At least it's provided us with lots of laughs watching you though.
@twrcha
@twrcha 2 жыл бұрын
WOW ....What a painful ending.
@davidjamesrumsey
@davidjamesrumsey 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually *fucking profound*.
@upontheroof
@upontheroof 2 жыл бұрын
Brexit is pure, I'm just not quite sure of the material but I hear that bulls know.
@susansantapola
@susansantapola 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Matt perfection as usual. but we all know that the consequences of brexit has nothing at all to do with brexit.
@deehaytch8442
@deehaytch8442 2 жыл бұрын
wonder if if this has ever happened before... like in 2007?...maybe before?...you could check
@kennethatkins9250
@kennethatkins9250 2 жыл бұрын
Can't we get you onto TV as you have more honest responses than any politician Brexit . Such a huge blind spot maybe they all have brain decay .
@GlennLeinster
@GlennLeinster 2 жыл бұрын
Great video Matt;-) don't say Brexit it's got nothing to do with Brexit
@MaBaKar
@MaBaKar 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Matt, and “Brexit is done” of course. If Bojocchio ever relinquishes his squat at no.10 his successor, whichever it is, will continue the “nothing to do with Brexit” mantra for sure. 2 more years of denial will pile disaster on disaster, so keep up the good work - we need all the laughs we can get.
@Anmeteor9663
@Anmeteor9663 2 жыл бұрын
We could have had a Brexit and not committed the greatest act of national self harm by staying in the single market and customs union. Everybody would have got a nice bit of they wanted and a United Kingdom, whatever that is???
@marvintpandroid2213
@marvintpandroid2213 2 жыл бұрын
So, who win the football?
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