Brian has perfect teeth

[@SoFly9669]

“You mean my wife Kim?” 😂 gets me every time

[@CardinalKid87]

"I'm gonna go sell that condo!"

[@daisylavender5275]

What are the specs?🤣

[@bezllama3325]

Kinda sad but the follow-up is funny

[@giorgichachua3013]

Peter destroyed brian's teeth and didn't EVEN feel guilty

[@yodasupernintendo]

Didn't feel

[@giorgichachua3013]

@@zorlokarma why whould lois merry him I just can't understand.

[@Username-or9nr]

They should just kill Peter

[@BurningAzure]

Quagmire helps Brian get new teeth and Brian screws him in real estate

[@dyllpickleproduces9588]

@@giorgichachua3013 *marry

[@Sharff514]

“Haha that’s enough”

[@rtl_7001]

Haha! Good one...

[@AbiYAH1]

@@rtl_7001 that’s enough!!!!

[@imbored6135]

It would annoy me if anyone dis that when I made a joke lol

[@AbiYAH1]

@@imbored6135 lol that’s enough!!!

[@BambinaSaldana]

I read this as he said it

[@azriazman6590]

Brian deserves that. The last person expected helping him instead enjoying his pain and that's how to repay the person?

[@celestialarcher9268]

Peter’s also to blame since he didn’t even feel sorry about destroying Brian’s teeth

[@easypeezy03]

@@celestialarcher9268 again I think they're right when they say Brian deserved it

[@celestialarcher9268]

@@easypeezy03 Quagmire isn’t exactly a saint when it comes to hating Brian. He literally beat him up for sleeping with his dad even though Brian couldn’t have known at the time, so Brian isn’t to be blamed for that. This can be considered payback. Also, Peter is the reason this whole situation even happened to begin with, so I put most of the blame on him.

[@celestialarcher9268]

@@easypeezy03 And keep in mind, Brian got what he deserved at the end. Peter didn’t, that’s why I blame Peter more.

[@easypeezy03]

@@celestialarcher9268 I wasn't even talking about that episode I was talking about this one so bringing up a past one is irrelevant

[@isobelmiller7464]

"Laughing outside, crying down below... Pasta, meatballs, Joe Dimaggio... Fellatio, Pinnochio, a pizza pie from Dominos... All of this because I'm singing in a pointy hat!"

[@jacobheller3146]

Idk why but a sang it luke we didnt start a fire

[@Diss2k]

the first line hits different

[@o.c.g.m9426]

😂😂😂😂

[@type_4410]

In the spider man pizza theme

[@ph0enix321]

@@jacobheller3146 Luke

[@Glass_Archive]

Quagmire is justified in hating Brian the whole series. He offers to help a person he hates, and immediately is fucked over. Even in the one where Brian dates Quagmire’s mom he gets super pretentious and treats Quagmire like a little kid. They turned Brian from a complicated character with real motivations, into a pretentious douchebag who only cares about himself and actively hurts those who help him.

[@mlpartclub412]

Quagmire kinda deserved this for being an asshole to everybody.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Awwwww OK, so Brian only thinks of himself? Then to EVERYONE who sees your BS. Kinda explain Being ready to end everything for Stewie both times in "Peterminator" Warning the entire family about Pouncy and then tracking down Meg and fighting an army to make sure she didn't get eaten. When he stood up for Kyle in "Boys best friend" even being a gentleman to Holly. And saving Stewie's life in "Prescription-H" stopping Lois from overdoing it on pills and sitting with her all night with no sleep while she recovered.

[@mlpartclub412]

@@To-New-Beginnings. BS?

[@Glass_Archive]

@@To-New-Beginnings. ok calm down a bit, I was just kinda over generalizing I’m sure there are tons of examples of new Brian being good but I’m just saying I’m upset about the amount of times he’s been an ass hole Sorry if I upset you

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@Glass_Archive I am calm. And why don't anti-fans understand emotions since I'm laughing. Lmao. Plus compared to quagmire? Sorry you should be taking out your own personal frustrations on him. Lmao.

[@asmita2318]

0:34 "Everyone in the office beside us is garbage." 😂😂

[@AmitSharma-re4xu]

Damn right

[@Crayolapup]

When Brian put himself down when comparing himself to Quagmire… Already knew he was lying. He “admitted” his faults way too suddenly and it was too long.

[@marrero8100]

I feel like Quagmire should be in jail for animal cruelty

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Oh what like in "Prescription-H" when he was quick to admit Lois getting hooked was all his fault? Oh he wasn't lying ahd was actually a good guy.

[@simaopinto8521]

@@marrero8100 You definitely didn't understand the episode nor the character

[@ashaazimroz6992]

@@simaopinto8521 the only person who doesn't get anything is yuou

[@simaopinto8521]

@@ashaazimroz6992 What now? Another pretensious mofo comes to bother me?

[@PepsiMan42069]

if he was actually rich from the real estate business he'd be able to afford a new set of teeth

[@christopheranton13]

Exactly

[@NazriB]

Lies again? American Education Personal Hygiene

[@rootigaroot9922]

@@NazriB what

[@rvkice23]

you mean affluent

[@BrandNewByxor]

​@@rvkice23 oh you mean plumb

[@alexanderjefferies7740]

Surely Quagmire could sue Brian. Would certainly have a good case, but that wouldn’t make good family guy television.

[@aubtinb8942]

Actually, he'd be a mid 60 year old sex offender suing a dog with human teeth installed. Not the strongest case imo ☠️

[@mlpartclub412]

Quagmire got what he deserved after all the terrible things he’s done.

[@captainbirch2.079]

I mean, they could have made this a two parter. Part One is this episode, part two being Brian seeing quagmire fir assault while quagmire counter sues for Brian scamming him

[@colt45revolver456]

Quagmire ain't no snitch but you do have a point Glen definetely would have won the case.

[@Tigerman1138]

@@colt45revolver456On what grounds?

[@colbyhudson8326]

those aren't perfect teeth, they're british teeth

[@skyft]

british teeth are bad tho

[@thermslusitania1151]

@@skyft actually that is not true my best friend is British and his teeth look very nice and he told me most of the people there have nice teeth actually I did some research and American actually have worst teeth then the British that stereotype

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

@@thermslusitania1151 well said my good person

[@skyft]

Wolfy Reacts and Gameing im just saying thats the stereotype

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

@@skyft Indeed, but im surprized on how you quick you answered

[@Kinodawker]

7:50 I like how they included a clip from another episode to avoid being copyright striked

[@BigTony-bf5jr]

I didn’t even notice lmao I just thought he was hiding in a courtroom

[@cs512tr]

this episode made me agree with Quagmire 100%

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

When everything quagmire says was about himself not Brian.

[@tank1503]

@@To-New-Beginnings. does brian remind you of yourself and thats why you are defending him

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@tank1503 how is thst defending when it's locic?

[@tank1503]

@@To-New-Beginnings. well for one you came back to a 10 month comment to defend brian

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@tank1503 Again not defending him. Plus you came here 10 months later to argue about a Cartoon Character. Lmao

[@Laynel8]

1:19 "It's sad when planes 'splode" 😂

[@QEhsyozsqhbj]

It is, to be fair.

[@teaganwalsh7011]

I think everyone is forgetting that he would have made around a 5% commission on the sales he made. They say he made 5 sales in a week which at 350k a house would be 87500. He wouldn't have much to complain about.

[@enri7310]

2:00 don't gotta flex on us quagmire

[@humungousballs72]

Those teeth only look good on quagmire

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

Indeed

[@PetiteLicorne]

And real estate agents.

[@Natalie66796]

He should have just stayed in Stewie's toy box XD

[@migacmagic6675]

Quagmire literally couldve sued him for false advertising

[@cadejust6777]

7. kzbin.info/www/bejne/inWvfoisftB-hrNs

[@AbortedCanadian]

Idk if that would hold up considering the defence would ask why didn't you visit the property before purchasing?

[@Praisethesunson]

False advertising isn't illegal in America the way you are assuming it is.

[@Yukimi6345]

6:33 “Laughing outside, crying down bellow” That lines hits different.

[@badboyx018]

The Ending had me in tears😂😂😂😂 9:12

[@katewin7738]

I dunno why they still even bother with brian

[@Username-or9nr]

Fluorescent Adolescent He is not the worst and in fact was a good character. They keep making him the worst because the show is owned by Fox. -Wanted to give Peter his kidneys -Died for Peter in the dream created by Stewie -He has also helped Meg more than her own father

[@seewhy4102]

User name they made him more shallow, and he’s pretty much a piece of shit.

[@Username-or9nr]

shadowspider9 I know all characters have become horrible all I’m saying is that they used to make fun of both sides.

[@testedalexthegreat1759]

@@Username-or9nr That is true, but he's progressively getting worse, he used to be such a funny and sweet character, not anymore.

[@francescoragnoni8042]

They killed him once, but the fans complained and he was brought back

[@gryffin0496]

Brian: hey did I tell you about Kim? Dude: you mean my wife? Brian: I'm gonna sell that condo.

[@danieltramp7432]

Haha yes I also watched the video and saw that part haha wow such an intelligent comment

[@toast3374]

@@danieltramp7432 he's just pointing out his favorite part of the video, douche

[@jakethedog2.0]

@@danieltramp7432 don’t be a dick

[@fingernamedkid4055]

@@danieltramp7432 wow really intelligent, I read the comment no need to repeat again

[@jabed908]

@@danieltramp7432 cope

[@ivancortez7653]

Matt Geatz looks like Brian with perfect teeth, cannot unsee….

[@maddog_gaming5135]

"Oh there's a head in the freezer" changes his mind immediately "Oh and sherbert!!"

[@romeoblair7467]

"Are you bothered by sorority noise 😅" buried the lead there

[@dillonkinder9296]

That song Peter singing sounds like that song from the Mickey and the beanstalk sequence from Fun And Fancy Free

[@evancredeur7498]

I always thought that Quagmire misjudged Brian cruely, but after seeing this video, I'm kinda starting to understand .

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

You realize Quagmire is worse.

[@eec589]

Brian is a liar and a scumbag, Quagmire is a pedophile. Only this once was the latter the voice of reason.

[@t.k3650]

​@@To-New-Beginnings.Did you watch this video? Brian is dog crap.

[@terminator572]

​@@To-New-Beginnings.who the fuck is. "Cuagmire"

[@captainbirch2.079]

9:13 quagmire is officially my favorite character in the show

[@Wayte13]

I'm not sure that a seedy motel is the right place to hide form Quagmire, of all people

[@dindin9487]

"Oh yeah its really hard to be a real-estate agent, you have to be able to count bathrooms" 😂😂😂

[@Desi_Does_Art]

2:00 quagmire is built different.

[@willylopez9363]

Please stop calling, this is very busy doctors office 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline]

4:19 If sales are projected to fall by 40% in a single quarter, not only would I have never been at that meeting, but I'd have had another job by the middle of Q2. What a train-wreck of a company.

[@justapersonlikeuok9835]

We need a plan to get him outta the contract to get the 💰back!

[@axey.7926]

“Oh there’s a head in the freezer. OOH AND SHERBERT!”

[@SamuelBlack84]

There's only a head in my freezer

[@kornbroetchen99]

American Psycho reference

[@username._.1178]

Brian’s got fake crash’s teeth 💀💀💀 (The crash bandicoot character)

[@ignitedmotion5807]

0:52 brian:"I can sell anything!" I_AM_WILDCAT:"looks like we got competition."

[@Loval1]

"i can sell cat shit to a dog" -wildcat

[@user-ei2kf4gk8s]

0:51

[@SadisticCurse]

Everytime I see family guy music in the cars or bikes musics are from grand theft auto San Andreas

[@hydroviperking]

7:10 says “Way to miscarry”

[@efilwv1635]

9:08 the most satisfying scene in the history of Family Guy

[@mlpartclub412]

You guys all should realize you’re giving out cheers to some animal abuse here which is very inefficient and cruel.

[@mlpartclub412]

You guys all should realize you’re giving out cheers to some animal abuse here which is very inefficient and cruel.

[@efilwv1635]

@@mlpartclub412 He is a narcissistic cartoon character with the intellectual capacity of a human.

[@EddyGameVlogBoy]

@@mlpartclub412 nice troll attempt

[@mlpartclub412]

@@efilwv1635 We do not abuse dogs. It’s not really a good thing at all.

[@zweedielittlemissgreedy7932]

When Bart's mom calls him for dinner 5:09

[@zweedielittlemissgreedy7932]

When Nelson's mom calls him for dinner 5:09

[@zweedielittlemissgreedy7932]

When Ralph's dad calls him for dinner 5:09

[@greener8762]

God Lois sarcastic statements are hilarious, I would rail that!

[@BrightIdea1000]

Brian: Why does quagmire hate me so much? Also Brian:

[@waleedomar4774]

i clicked off immediately when i saw the random zoom in's

[@Thecody.2865]

I’ve always thought that his teeth were a mustache

[@randomdude8790]

Now That's a "Stewie just said that" and a "Who else but Quagmire" both in one

[@sequalshorts7975]

POV: jonah hill in the wolf of wall street

[@justapersonlikeuok9835]

This doesn't look like Prescott Towers. It looks like an old building!🤢😱😨

[@originalunoriginal4055]

Are we all going to just ignore and pretend that Quagmire was NOT lifting that weight bar with his hands, rather was using his Johnny! 🤔😱😱 😅😅😅

[@originalunoriginal4055]

Hahaha! Yhh dude.... that was hilarious. " Nice job! Let's get you a rub down. 😉" He says to his shaboing! 😂😂

[@originalunoriginal4055]

IKR! 😅😅 That was quite hill-air-e-yes dude. His 🪵 must be extremely strong to be balancing a weight bar. And probably has two arms on both sides of his 🪵 to lift the weight bar. By the way, does he work out his thing, in it's natural stance?? Or does he need to emotionally aeroused and excited so it's all the way up? Or can he do it whilst on a semi? 🧐 🤷

[@Alansworstnight]

Brian singing "🎶where you from...you sexy thing 🎶" with his big ol' teeth is just hilarious 😂

[@luvyuu2gacha]

4:31 that's painful and jumpscared me, but funny.

[@CyrusShameli]

3:33 As someone who is actually Persian, I surprisingly don’t think this is a little much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@KingGabeProductions]

Brian deserved that at 9:13 for what he did to Quagmire!

[@I_THE_I]

Animal abuse

[@alastorgamingchannel1877]

Looks disgusting

[@I_THE_I]

@@alastorgamingchannel1877 little fast human

[@sourdemon]

@@I_THE_I bruh. It's a fucking cartoon. And Brian is a dick, not only in this episode.

[@baggyboi8470]

lol he looks like an elephant now

[@HunterShows]

Quagmire already asked for the deal to be canceled within the 72 hours.

[@kateleonardo6319]

Brian has perfect teeth 9:13 not anymore

[@kateleonardo6319]

His teeth will be normal

[@mlpartclub412]

Brian should away from Quagmire. The Griffins.

[@jacobwiggers]

@@mlpartclub412 TF you talking about? Lol

[@mlpartclub412]

@@jacobwiggers Quagmire is a horrible person. He steals his best friend’s wife, he abuses dog, he tried to seduce Meg once, he watched Lois in the bathroom and he stole Loretta from Cleveland once.

[@zol4107]

Bro was on drugs when wrote that​@@jacobwiggers

[@sancho1855]

This was so funny! 😂

[@levifout60882]

9:14 Brian had that coming, he tricked Quagmire, and was a total dick for not letting him outta the contract.

[@mlpartclub412]

Quagmire actually kinda deserved to be tricked like that after all the terrible things he’s done. He’s a dog abuser. I hate dog abusers. Sorry. Severe autism. Also, he he tried to steal Lois from Peter multiple times. And one time, he stole Loretta from Cleveland. And besides, you could actually arrested for causing such animal abuse.

[@TylerWilson2004]

It is sad when planes explode. Especially ones carrying Nba stars. 😞

[@jackwooo2297]

it was a helicopter dumbass

[@maniaclepig5519]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TylerWilson2004]

@@jackwooo2297 eh there both flying vehicles close enough

[@chrisdonovan205]

ether way you die that why i do not fly

[@justingonzalez451]

No it's not sad

[@daisylavender5275]

Typical honest salesman.😜

[@ossiewazzzgt]

he looks like hank from madness combat when his jaw gets ripped off

[@cadejust6777]

10. kzbin.info/www/bejne/inWvfoisftB-hrNp0

[@onthecomeup9827]

"Nice job, lets get you a rub down"😂😂😂

[@user-ei2kf4gk8s]

0:10 Hot Chocolate "You Sexy Thing" also from "The Full Monty"

[@walterschivo9123]

So Meg had no underwear, put on a bathing suit, missed the bus, almost rained, pop quiz, and Peter was pulling his Archie Bunker not wanting to hear from Edith.

[@TheNightPhoenix]

I've always hated this episode Heard this quote once this person gave you life and they can take it away Quagmire help you get new teeth and now he's taking them away with 48 home runs

[@BloatedPizzaRolls]

When my mom calls me for dinner 5:09

[@justapersonlikeuok9835]

Prescott Towers is so lovely!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@jamessalmon5109]

Bro thinks he's Walter White

[@AdlyAzmi]

2:00 - 2:10 I can't unimagine this scene that even though his skinny his has muscles down there

[@Aliver.25_Legue]

A True man power

[@humanity_moment.]

@@Aliver.25_Legue Strong American penis.

[@clairvoyance6847]

forgot what episode this was but i saw the thumbnail and assumed he was a car salesman

[@BloatedPizzaRolls]

When I sing a dumb song for the classroom 6:33

[@bman3794]

No wonder quagmire hates Brian. I’m surprised when they went out to dinner quagmire didn’t bring this up. I would hate anyone who did this to me.

[@antoniokoloper804]

6:35 peter griffin singing to spiderman2 pizza theme

[@user-ei2kf4gk8s]

I didn't know that

[@viscount8388]

It cant possibly be legal for brian to do that

[@bob31481]

It isn’t.

[@MrAbsoluteUnit]

I love how peter loved the pool on roof, only.

[@Pokemonmaster150b]

LMAO Brian looks like Logan Couture with those teeth 🤣🤣🤣

[@mr1910sguy]

6:32 spider man pizza time noises

[@xZippy]

"It's sad when planes 'splode..."

[@METALMAN4Wii]

Little did Brian know Quagmire put $50k into the condo and doubled his investment.

[@A_Imp_kon_floing...bdoing]

"You mean my wife kim?" 💀

[@sadokbarbouche9427]

"The harbor is poisoned"

[@EliRamaOnYouTube33]

5:35 Dammit, Brian screwed me!

[@almeme9017]

9:13 replay this for satisfaction

[@PowerSerge]

Quagmire! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mlpartclub412]

Serves Quagmire right I’d say after all the terrible things he’s done.

[@somecasualbloke]

Why do I think Brian has British styled teeth

[@skyft]

TrueRed no british teeth are crooked

[@Cacowninja]

@@skyft Didn't they even have a stereotype episode where everybody was british and had dirty crooked teeth?

[@melonmale]

@@Cacowninja yes, but they didn't make them dirty, I barley understand why you'd think they're dirty though since Britain literally puts fluoride into the water.

[@Cacowninja]

@@melonmale I'm talking about skit on family guy not real life. On family guy the British really were portrayed with bad teeth.

[@melonmale]

@@Cacowninja that's what I said, in the skit they portray them as having crooked teeth, not dirty, sorry for being confusing.

[@francescoragnoni8042]

At the end here the winner was the dentist who got paid twice

[@spongebobgotthesudsbecause5169]

Technically Quagmire asked for his money back before time ran out so he is entitled to his refund

[@johnthelesserofthethirdoft863]

Got to zoom in more, I want to see the animators prints on the celluloid

[@sonni7138]

Which episode is?

[@blue_streakatwarthunder5728]

Why upload if half of the scenes are cut and the other half are zoomed in so we can’t see anything?

[@soupfloop1606]

Zack Treadway except cartoonnocuts. Theyb actually have family guy full episodes

[@isaiahk.1619]

Copyright issues

[@BrandNewByxor]

take a wild guess

[@OPunchO.]

QUAGMIRE PACKIN THO 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AbortedCanadian]

Who buys real estate without visiting the place they're buying

[@mlpartclub412]

Am I the only one here who thinks Quagmire got what he deserved at this point after all the terrible things he’s done his whole life?

[@Midnirlouco]

What Modern Quagmire did?

[@mlpartclub412]

@@Midnirlouco Watch the show for Christ sake. He tried to steal Lois from Peter multiple times, he stole Loretta from Cleveland, he watched Lois in the bathroom, he tried to seduce Meg and abused Brian multiple times. He definitely deserved to be tricked like this. Sorry. Severe autism.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

No you're not Quagmire had it coming. :)

[@jed0bread528]

peter broke brians teeth, and lois doesnt want to pay out, despite the fact peter caused this.. (why didnt brian just sue peter? yes he's family but... honestly, it coulda made a great addition to the story... could have even rewritten it so that he got 'revenge' on quagmire by scamming him... and then maybe he realizes hes not as differernt as peter was when he broke his teeth.... holy shit, did i rewrite that in like 20 seconds?

[@Bruce_Peters]

"That's why I've never made any major investments with my dog."

[@learnenglishwithclyde1166]

Nestled somewhere between the ocean and your imagination 😂

[@plumcat4089]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Oakwoods2017]

The fatman never regret for what he did he just brush off like nothing had happened. I feel so satisfy when he got bullied by his sister and Lois.

[@mlpartclub412]

Why don’t you rather they get a divorce? Sorry. Severe autism.

[@fredricotraversiere8868]

lois Griffin is a horrible wife to Peter Griffin

[@kelpermoon23]

Quagmire is the best character

[@fredricotraversiere8868]

no he not

[@Trolled1984]

@@fredricotraversiere8868 NO HE ALWAYS MAKE US SEE HOT WOMEN I AM FAN OF QUAGMIRE SINCE IM 6 LITERAL 2 YEARS BRO

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

On what planet lol

[@Sped12345]

Brian griffin with those teeth remind me of manny from diary of a wimpy kid

[@niceyredzy5556]

9:11 I understand why Brian did this… it’s because Quagmire didn’t want to do it because he hated him, but he was sulking so much he had no choice but to do it.