Brian Regan Tells an Amazing Story About Lottery Tickets

Seriously, this story is such a barn burner, just you wait.
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[@mtaylor7307]

Timing and delivery with Brian Regan is always comedic gold.

[@benjaminrquick846]

Genius really

[@ThursdayMonkey475]

Despite being one of the highest paid comedians, he's often overlooked. He's got very seasoned and refined delivery that compliments his witty observations. And while I'm more into self deprecating, dark, vulgar comedy, I've always dug Regan's stuff. He always sounds like a really funny, yet clean, coworker.

[@balamb41269]

he delivery

[@burtflaxton]

The timing of the light guy that was keeping him in the spotlight as well. Even shifted the light slightly when Brian's hand moved. I SEE YOU SPOTLIGHT GUY! I SEE YOU!

[@mtaylor7307]

@@burtflaxton I noticed that too. LOL.

[@ripvanstinkle]

“You managed to follow nothing…with less.” is an immortal line.

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

Think of it as Dracula.

[@onixjaded3530]

“You managed to follow nothing, with less.” 🤣

[@cecillegravelle2590]

Norm Macdonald brought me here. I can see why he says this guy is one of the best. RIP NORM 🙏

[@deekk3936]

I miss Norm

[@marlonthemarvellous]

Norm brought me here too! This was a good bit how he made a boring story interesting! Norms got taste

[@ragekrs1]

Same.

[@dennisprice6465]

Most of his stuff is funny this not so much

[@cecillegravelle2590]

@@dennisprice6465 it was funny AF!

[@childfreesingleandatheist8899]

No comedian hammers or ridicules people’s irrational behavior in a sarcastic and humorous way more than Regan. Not even George Carlin or anyone else I’ve ever seen. Regan will always be the best.

[@johnlombardo7816]

🤣🤣👊👊 no idea what you said, but i agree regan is truly one of the best to ever do it

[@InterpreterALE]

“You managed to follow nothing... with less” will be my go-to punchline from now on

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

3 and half minute set up for that punchline? His story is not unlike the lottery guy's story. Much ado about nothing.

[@noahcocke7071]

Same 🤣

[@elijahrose7913]

Me too

[@Thepirireis]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@brolo7234]

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH That's what makes it so good though lmao

[@alexp974]

Brian Regan is such a master. He’s not one of those comedians that has you laughing every line, but the punchlines are always worth the wait.

[@anthonypetercoleman3575]

what? the dude is a master of economy and his word choices often rival Seinfeld

[@ytmndan]

Having worked at a convenience store, I can confirm that this is how habitual lotto players actually think.

[@billtree52]

I seriously hate lottery players, mostly because I always get stuck behind them at the checkout while they insist on scratching them off RIGHT THERE and then get mad they don't win and then BUY MORE

[@ytmndan]

@@billtree52 And then there's the pick3/pick4 players who read off a list of 80+ sets of numbers to play. If you happen to repeat back a number wrong, they get pissed off because now they have to play that number, too. And the scratch off players that don't even play the scratch-off. They just scratch off the code at the bottom and ask you to run it to see if it won. Now THAT'S addiction.

[@ytmndan]

@Marty's 4x4 because they're supposed to be fun.

[@ytmndan]

@Marty's 4x4 That was over 20 years ago. My store didn't enforce that rule on them because they were regular customers. It took them showing up multiple times during rushes that resulted in multiple gas drive-offs for management to finally crack down. I hated that job.

[@ripvanwinkle2002]

IKR

[@unclecreepy4185]

I’m the life of the party thanks to Brian Regan’s jokes. Not because I repeat his jokes, but I repeat his set up. I’m always telling people about the numbers I picked on the lottery. They get so excited hearing my story about numbers!

[@rrpostalagain]

The big one’s the sun! I say that far too often and nobody but me and my kids get it. That, and every time I eat I say I’m “filled to the rafters”.

[@anthonypetercoleman3575]

keep your day job gramps

[@adamcoolidge3966]

And my thinking on the 44 was, hey get the 44! Regan is genius.

[@tommcgowan777]

Ya gotta get the 44!!!

[@alexamerling79]

One of my all time favorite comedians.

[@cards0486]

I was watching a Henry Cho interview. They were discussing clean comics. Brian’s name came up. So I had to see him. Henry said,”There’s Brian Regan,” raising his hand above his head. “Then there’s the rest of us.” He put his hand at chin level. Henry Cho and Leanne Morgan are my absolute favorites. I’m looking forward to watching Brian.

[@Garrettdx1988]

This dude's been funny since the start. He never misses!

[@matrixphijr]

The irony is that we're all sitting here listening to a story about a story about lottery tickets with shock and awe.

[@dpclerks09]

You can tell there's so much rage underneath, but still, how do you make reading lottery tickets funny? Bits like this make him one of the best.

[@symun4503]

go back and get that 3, lol

[@daveversion2.2]

Facebook would not allow me to post this for violating some ‘community standards’…….now that alone is funny. Great job Bryan! Always love your stuff.

[@tombreza1173]

I've been lucky enough to have seen him "live" twice. Laughed so hard I was crying and couldn't breathe ! Hysterical 🤣

[@jackmiller4946]

Oh yeah! I walked on the moon!

[@sseltrek1a2b]

yeah...i couldn't stop laughing....he was absolutely destroying us...

[@mattofthekeys]

So you're saying you have seen him TWO times

[@Iffy50]

@@jackmiller4946 You have the floor moon man

[@anthonypetercoleman3575]

you have the floor two-times man

[@childfreesingleandatheist8899]

Best comedian ever. This also reminds of his "dry raisin/dry sandwich" joke. A lot of repressed anger at people.

[@randomaccount4950]

Also the beaver one

[@mariburns8758]

brian regan makes me laugh like no other comedian and I love that his comedy isn't vulgar or full of cursing

[@moniquemonicat]

Brian looks great and fit, he gets more handsome with age! Still great comedy. Doesn't have to use the F word as a filler to compensate like a lot of comics today do; he's a natural. Used to like watching him in the 1990s walking back and forth on the stage. He's a little more calmer now but just fantastic as ever.

[@jonfiorenza5716]

Is the sun!!!

[@brianregan1698]

Thanks for your love and support

[@RyanBanman]

​@jonfiorenza5716 the big yellow one is the sun!!!

[@nattamused9074]

He owns humor like most of us own breathing. He just has it.

[@hawaiidispenser]

One of the best standups of all time. If he's talking, I'm gonna be listening!

[@GrislyAtoms12]

One of my favorites. I like clean comics, and he is one of the best at it.

[@yuvgotubekidding]

The gestures are gold. 😄

[@greghicks5960]

Such great delivery.

[@steveg6199]

The master of sarcasm!

[@JoeBarrow021104]

MAN how I miss Brian Regan, the way he makes a ridiculous story gold is genius.

[@TheDusty1920]

He’s still alive. I saw him last night

[@bowmanencore]

If you ever meet someone who is a bad storyteller, you'll understand this. Honestly, in some ways, this is better than reality, as Brian jazzes it up (the 2 pick). I've had to escape from storytellers when others were around, and I've also been the last one standing, the one who was unofficially chosen to listen to the entire story. Oh god...

[@midnighttheumbreon8857]

Him having gray hair after finding him when I was middle school when he had brown hair still makes me feel old and sad

[@AceEstwick]

Imagine how he feels lmao

[@wingwaabuddha]

yes

[@diirtburns]

Try watching more comedy--maybe you'll feel better

[@RichardStrong86]

He addresses his grey hair immediately in this special.

[@jacobthompson5934]

This comment is so relatable 🥺

[@tkenglander6226]

He's hilarious and could never be boring!! 🙂

[@Robert44444444]

No one does clean comedy like him… what a treasure. His specialty IMO is his ability to do sarcasm in it's most PURE form and with his unique physicality… love his comedy.

[@itsmarieg5816]

I love this man!! Going through tough times right now and this is my therapy 😂

[@EnlightnMe48]

I'm laughing and coughing at the same time 😅. Think I have to go look for my lung.

[@Tsugimoto1]

He's really mastered the slowest possible of slow-burning sarcasm. He could ruin someone's life with that amount of sarcasm.

[@alexscrimpshire8761]

Brian is the comedian that comedians go watch…says all you know.

[@andrewmcgee1001]

I've loved his standup routines for years...hilarious guy..and we all know those people that are telling you a story that goes nowhere and you're like, Why are you telling me this?? LOL

[@drmorqWarrenProject]

love this guy...laugh everytime..

[@a.j9645]

Love Brian❤️🇸🇪

[@Frankybeanselevators]

That is punching down, Brian Regan is a world class story teller.

[@thewoodys_surf_instrumental]

Ask any comedian who makes them laugh, the answer is usually Brian Regan.

[@altonwilliams7117]

Been watching him for years. 👍

[@JonnyAppleWeed]

I'm pretty sure you're wrong, but enjoy your crazy thoughts.

[@andrewkarp5067]

I believe that even Norm MacDonald is a fan...

[@rogerpatton5604]

@@JonnyAppleWeed I believe YOU'RE wrong.

[@JonnyAppleWeed]

@@rogerpatton5604 believe all you'd like, I know for a fact that asking "any" comedian would not "always" produce this answer. 🤷

[@caterinemasak2193]

So funny! So clean! Thanks Brian Regan!

[@falsegarden]

Brian over here looking younger and older at the same time

[@derbyjr]

He’s looking more and more like David Hassle Hoff every day

[@chrisnorris2076]

He looks like Spike, from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

[@moniquemonicat]

David Hassle Hoff mixed with Ray Liota!

[@pumpkinhill4570]

I was thinking Guy Fieri

[@jcarson3721]

If David Hasselhoff was a Jeff Dunham puppet.

[@zackreynolds21]

To the ones saying this isn’t funny..... “You wouldn’t get it”

[@migs_dotcom]

It’s been a minute since I have seen good absurd humor. This was great.

[@TheLeakyFawkesofficial]

Been a fan of Regan since the 2000s. Gonna have to go back and binge now.

[@wyskass861]

Norm MacDonald called Brian his favorite peer comedian. In terms of skill in delivery they were both at the top. Brian still is, but was too. Both could weave a tale about any mundane topic and make it long and hilarious

[@Indianaparadise]

Can you imagine someone using these numbers because of this video and winning the lottery 😂

[@zonzos1]

I will use them tomorrow, hell yeah!

[@Indianaparadise]

@@zonzos1 you keep me posted 😂🙏!!

[@zonzos1]

Got two tickets and the first numbers Brian said on the Mexican ''Daily Lotto'', 01-04-07-21-26 and 02-05-16-17-28 . I'll let you know the results in later today!

[@FLPhotoCatcher]

@@zonzos1 Thanks for not following Nothing, With Less. :D

[@ginaharden2111]

@@zonzos1 [....betcha didn't play the 2, the 3, the 4, the 5, the 6, and, the 44.....] Edit: lol, just saw the 2 setsof #s u played

[@zqxzqxzqx1]

Brian Regan is a personal fave. Brilliant!

[@andrewcassese3283]

This feels like every conversation I have.

Brian, you managed to follow the best... with even better.

[@tracy9610]

😄 I see what you did there

@@tracy9610 He is a genius!! Love him!!

[@exessex3522]

Masterclass in sarcasm. Love BR.

[@chimchim90210]

He must have come out of the womb that way, antics, delivery and all. Just born to be on stage...

[@davidemm829]

Too good ty Sir...

[@Redamthe5th]

Okay so definitely watch to the end. The payoff is wonderful

[@stevesnow1614]

Dam U 😂

[@ronaldmartinez1552]

He Is amazing love this guy

[@frankpearsall1559]

Love Brian Regan!

[@adamlassiter1296]

He had me in in actual tears on that show Loudermilk. Regan is an absolute legend.

[@notajetplane]

Still got it. Dude is a legendary comic.

[@JazzyJonas]

Man, this guy is one of very few comedians who just forces me to laugh. I can't watch him in a quiet setting or somewhere laughing would be inappropriate.

[@pamelaolson5614]

I love this guy.

[@tracyredwine8311]

OMG 🥰 I forgot how funny Brian Regan is!! I love him 😍

[@keithpennington8259]

Damn he is good.

[@bobbyadkins6983]

1:45 😂😂😂 That face he makes!

[@judoskeleton]

He''s a pretty sweet person as well as a master comedian.

[@cliffyknight]

My friends and I found him in the early 91-92. And have always held him up with the best. He's so funy it sickening. I got to see him in a perfring arts center in San Luis Obispo,California a few years back. He didnt disappoint ..

[@metaversematt]

Timing, delivery..Regan is the best!!

[@dustygalloway6882]

love this guy

[@everythingiswhat]

"You managed to follow nothing with less!"

[@judasdynasty1140]

If Brian won the loterry, he'd won the lottery to go buy dairy products without his doctors consent

[@David-du2jk]

consent*

[@judasdynasty1140]

@@David-du2jk thank you for that ^-^

[@David-du2jk]

@@judasdynasty1140 Just doing my duty, folks.

[@72cut87]

And some cannonball ointment and maybe half a baby aspirin

[@rockinron3215]

Don't forget the cran juices.

[@stikndip]

I'd never heard of this guy but I'm here from a Bill Burr/Conan O'Brien video and I'm glad I came :o)

[@b-r-i-a-n-s]

The man is hilarious, clean, and has so many solid jokes. Check out his specials over past 10 yrs. I Walked on the Moon, Epitome of Hyperbole, All By Myself... all comedy gold. His facial expressions really add to the jokes.

[@Paulco67]

He’s extremely skilled at telling funny jokes. A craftsman.

[@foolishcoyote.]

Brian Reagan's humor is as American 🇺🇲 as Apple 🍎 🥧.

[@DougHanson2769]

That’s so good. "This is what he’s sharing with Humans." Oh my god! Hilarious

[@KryptoKnightly]

I've never seen his stand up, I've only heard it until this. I didn't think I'd enjoy his live performance but this changes my mind. This was pretty funny.

[@dbcooprrr]

Thats alot of numbers to memorize for a joke. Impressive.

[@giovanna722]

Joke was too long.

[@jamesduncan6729]

Or he just makes em up

[@FireLordJohn3191]

@@giovanna722 don’t like, don’t watch.

[@BackwoodsFilms]

@@jamesduncan6729 I think he has probably rehearsed that routine to know exactly which numbers he's gonna say every time.

[@camtheman3x6]

my whole family likes to tell stories like this. HELP

[@fattmusiek5452]

The opening line here is literally perfect

[@EdWeibe]

he is comic gold.

[@danielgithahu]

Brian Regan has a special place in my ribs.

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

Recently this happened to me and as my attention span fled I started having this clip play in my head - "gotta have the two in there" XD

[@BruceLeigh-eu3wm]

You have to give Brian a lot of credit

[@tradingpoker1324]

Absolutely hilarious

[@dasninjastix]

"..hey get the 44!"

[@juancpgo]

when he shouts: "ooooh" I just died 😂

[@quincee3376]

He never lets me down.

[@SinskariBoi3366three]

2:36 looks like Jim Carrey

[@Oliviux78]

His brother is a pretty good comedian also.

[@AshRavens]

What a punch line!!! You managed to follow nothing with less hahaha

[@Winterfang]

Jajaja glad to know he still got it.

[@leonardstilwell1894]

I don't think any comedian so hilariously and inoffensively hates humanity more than Brian Regan.

[@jeffshoemake7348]

Captain Frosty Locks himself.

[@MrEverson7]

The guy’s good!

[@richardcalisi9188]

been following him since the 90's, he cracks me up. Just great at what he does. He was funny in Loudermilk.

[@jamesfrost7465]

First time I've seen him with gray hair. Time flies.

[@janoahtindell8999]

So funny

[@DNATruLyricist]

Lol genius haha

[@JohnNiemsMusic]

Well well - Not ever buying a lottery ticket in my life then this BIT has made me see for sure that I've been missing something! Thanks Brian! hahaha

[@ncode03]

IMHO one of the greatest ever. I know this is a recycled bit because I've seen all of his stuff but still I'm LOL so hard through his lottery story.

[@King-O-Hell]

How does he remember his own bit😂

[@garyfrancis6193]

I’m writing those numbers down for my next scintillating conversation at the lottery shop.