Brian's hilarious bit on hospitals which offers numeorus humorous reminders of my recent emergency room visit for kidney stones. In the midst of excruciating pain, it also taught me to "Say 8!"
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@MrGritz74 жыл бұрын
He is one of the best. Doesn't curse either. Impressive.
@c.g.ryderii24054 жыл бұрын
No political drive either. Politics and cursing has ruined stand-up.
@jimbob62163 жыл бұрын
Apparently you don't think certain words are cuss words. I heard him cuss.
@changedname_89703 жыл бұрын
Idky I feel like oversharing but, I grew up in the hood majority of my life. I’m a minority & I find myself relating to everything he talks about. Funny has no barriers
@TearfulShadows3 жыл бұрын
@@jimbob6216 What did he say you consider cussing?
@IHateNicolasCage3 жыл бұрын
It’s always hardest to work clean. Tons of credit to guys like Regan and Jim Gaffigan
@risingsun_gt4 жыл бұрын
"Ok, you go in....TELL EM YOU'RE SHOT!" 🤣🤣 God Brian is so funny, I never get tired of his standup
@patrick_dy3r2 жыл бұрын
"ASK 'EM IF THEY VALIDATE!"
@BeautyGeekChic3 ай бұрын
Working as an emergency nurse in level one trauma center , this has actually happened
@Metal.mike89Ай бұрын
The way he says “shot” gets me every time
@gr8gracie8583 жыл бұрын
Years and years later and still whenever people ask me to rate anything on a scale of 1 to 10, my brain screams “Say 8, say 8!!” Even if it’s actually a 2 or something, I have to actively restrain myself from saying 8.
@williamneuzil74032 жыл бұрын
I will now be doing this as well.
@freddybohannon2 жыл бұрын
Funny!
@alanroberts79162 жыл бұрын
7+1/2 flips them.out,btw.
@elainemorris4806 Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@SANDSCORCHER Жыл бұрын
🤣👍🏻
@LukeSimpson2 жыл бұрын
I just started a job as a nurse at a hospital and this video was part of our orientation.
@FireLordJohn3191 Жыл бұрын
You’re kidding, right? That’s awesome!
@LukeSimpson Жыл бұрын
@@FireLordJohn3191 I am not! It was!
@aw47243 жыл бұрын
His impersonation of a guy with a broken femur walking in makes me laugh so hard I'm literally helpless.
@andersonash90592 жыл бұрын
I’m just standing in my driveway enjoying a summer breeze n randomly thought of that n now I’m here. 😂😂
@Metal.mike89Ай бұрын
Who had the *A U D A C I T Y ? !*
@nothanks1263 жыл бұрын
“How would you rate your pain?” “Four stars.” Kills me every fucking time.
@ShinkaTV6 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, it's been many a year, and this bit is still my favorite of all comedians. Damn it's funny.
@dylanchristman9786 жыл бұрын
You are soo *RIGHT*
@Tfattty6 жыл бұрын
Ono Northey I nearly passed out I laughed so hard. When he says, “Who in the hell!” I can’t stop dying...
@myaccountvideos3 жыл бұрын
He’s so funny. Check out Dov Davidoff. I like Bill Burr too.
@jeanettegallagher99162 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comedian bit ever.
@jeanettegallagher99162 жыл бұрын
@@myaccountvideos yo. Yes. Bill Burr is awesome. The banana pancakes not being sweet enough also gets me Everytime.
@PhantomPinetree5 жыл бұрын
“I’m only *IMPLODING* “ I lost it XD
@katelyngraygate30014 жыл бұрын
" Can you park this cuz I need to *collapse i m m e d i a t e l y* "
@adamant63752 жыл бұрын
Minor spelling error. You fucked up.
@adamant63752 жыл бұрын
*Immediately
@ginahill8377 ай бұрын
@@adamant6375 it's supposed to be like that
@kellysong225611 ай бұрын
For years whenever my daughter has had stomach pain, she's said "My insides wanna be on my outside" 😂 It makes us laugh every single time
@eyeseer14 жыл бұрын
Valet at an emergency room parking lot is a brilliant idea.
@IBWIV4 жыл бұрын
I was actually surprised in 2016 when I had to take my wife to the emergency room at a Seventh Day Adventist hospital in Orlando FL. They had FREE VALET PARKING! And not long after I had seen this bit. :D
@eyeseer14 жыл бұрын
@@IBWIV It would be kind of low of a hospital to charge you for a valet service in an emergency situation.
@chrisconley85834 жыл бұрын
eyeseer1 I did valet parking for at a hospitals for years. The problem is if they didn’t charge for emergencies, everyone would be an emergency. In fairness the hospitals I worked at didn’t whack people too hard, just enough to pay for us. I think it was $2 for 4 hours, $8 for 8 hours or all day and that was in a major city in the northeast. I saw some pretty crazy shit and strangely got to talk to some people of notoriety.
@dennishanes97284 жыл бұрын
@@chrisconley8583 I could just see it now if hospitals with valet parking for the ER were charging: "sir, that's a $25 charge and we only accept cash. you can go down the block to the ATM....sir...sir...when he regains consciousness we'll let this charge slide."
@jeanettegallagher99162 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see this, I lose it at, “can you come get me?” 🤣 It is just laughing from there before I can catch my breath.
@proud2bpagan2 жыл бұрын
lol. when i had a bad case of food posioning, i danged near did just that. pretty sure i would've told them that i'd be lying on the floor...it was that bad.
@sampup7 Жыл бұрын
This guy doesn’t get enough recognition, in my opinion. He’s hilarious!❤😂
@loginnamejon3 ай бұрын
In case you wonder if God has a since of humor; I was playing soccer tonight (I’m 31) and I blew my knee out. I’m lying in my bed in pain and this video pops up. Haha
@kathypichey4306Ай бұрын
Hope you heal fast with no ailments to the knee GOD knew you needed cheering up. And he gave you a wonderful sense of humor best wishes and a prayer being sent to you.
@funtimemai11193 жыл бұрын
"cAN i pARk Over THEre Im DyInG. Oh YoUr DyiNG tOO Ok" LMFAO
@rockrobful Жыл бұрын
Saw him live last night......A dream come true and he didn't dissapoint.
@empress84114 жыл бұрын
EMT here - that is EXACTLY how people call for an ambulance......
@jamesjohnson12054 жыл бұрын
Exactly, EMT 16yrs. Can you have the the Ambulance shut down early" ,
@chloekit48614 жыл бұрын
EmpressReads what’s it like being an emt for hypochondriacs who call for a “tummy ache” lol
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
@@chloekit4861 no one calls an ambulance for a tummy ache. You have to fight with your insurance and if they refuse, it's over a grand. If someone calls, they're in excruciating pain.
@freeradical772 ай бұрын
@@catherineshaw1122 unless they're on medicaid, then they'll call for a hangnail.
@tigerzbane15611 жыл бұрын
I would definitely rate the pain in my chest after laughing so hard from this video as two enthusiastic thumbs up!
@alexandermiller5910 Жыл бұрын
Are you alive
@robertclark83323 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Saw him in OKC. My face hurt for 2 days from laughing! ✌️
@patriciafascina47273 жыл бұрын
“Morphine? That’s what they gave the guy in Saving Private Ryan right before he DIED!’ I lost it. 🤣 Rip Wade
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@brianregan1698 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?
@ricklummert5650 Жыл бұрын
Say 8 say 8
@DougHanson2769 Жыл бұрын
That’s too funny
@JamesMeyer26 жыл бұрын
Childbirth while having a broken femur is actually the secret 11 on a pain scale of 1-10.
@lonesoldier45083 жыл бұрын
You know too much. They will hunt you down soon...
@WinslowLeach19743 жыл бұрын
Female Spinal Tap member in the emergency room....."This pain goes to 11"
@icantthinkofagoodname79922 жыл бұрын
@@WinslowLeach1974 I was just about to say!
@alanroberts79162 жыл бұрын
But the real fun begins when they give you the remote that calls the head nurse. BUT THEY ARE TOO fuck'n busy taking the guy in the bed next to you to the morgue. So my only option left is to screem out at the top of my lungs "HELP ME YOU FN SADIISTICAL. BITCHES!!!." THEN OUT COMES THEIR BIGGEST MEANIST UGLIEST NURSES WHO YELL AT YOU FOR CALLING THEM. AND THIS ALL HAPPENS IN THE ICU, UNTIL YOU GRADUATE TO THE PHYSICAL THERAPY UNIT." ALL YE ARE DAMED WHO ENTER HERE!
@katherinefenn3627 Жыл бұрын
So does having a 9 inch open laparotomy scar and giving birth 3 days later. Owie
@claytose019 ай бұрын
Brian Regan is the GOAT of clean, witty comedy!
@andrewdaniels30636 жыл бұрын
"How would you describe your pain?" "It is severe enough that I have paid up front $350 to even consent to be treated."
@timr89714 жыл бұрын
One of the best standups ever.
@Ranakade Жыл бұрын
This never gets old. And he didn't even swear. Pure gold 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌
@biscuitman1114 жыл бұрын
No after you! Merge every body. Merge. I'm only imploding!
@darylbernard2616 Жыл бұрын
Last night I was in terrible pain and had to drive myself to the ER - quite the adventurous drive. I definitely said 8...and I was certainly out-moaning the mystery patient on the other side of the curtain in my luxurious half-room. Turns out I have a kidney stone. 100% the worst pain I've ever felt. Not even close. The morphine certainly helped. Thank you, Brian Regan.
@MsMamatube11 ай бұрын
Oh that's the WORST & I've birthed babies lol😂
@davidrpriest4 жыл бұрын
I saw Brian Regan open up for Jerry Seinfeld in Houston in the 90s. That was a good night.
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
Odd that Regan would open for anyone then, he was a headliner by 1990.
@assalhaddad383 жыл бұрын
Immaculate wording of the joke...genius! I'm not laughing anymore... Just admiring how he structured the joke... Perfection!
@katesampleseverything5 жыл бұрын
"How are you today?" "I'm on a gerney!" 😂😂 I need to use this if I'm ever in the hospital.
@JJStetson4 жыл бұрын
Hands down one of the funniest bits in all of comedy.
@huskerpower15416 жыл бұрын
WHO IN THE HELL HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY HE WAS AT A LEVEL 10?!?!?!! GIVE ME A SLEDGEHAMMER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT 10 IS ALL ABOUT!!!!! MISTER TUMMY ACHE!!!!😂😂😂
@proud2bpagan4 жыл бұрын
I've only experienced a femur break vicariously, my dad had his pulverized by a drunk driver back in 1996, but I'm pretty sure,having seen what he went through pain wise, I doubt he'd be grabbin' a sledgehammer,lol.
@KingOfHockeyNow3 жыл бұрын
Then as he limps back to the femur ward: “AHHHHH!!!!”
@changedname_89703 жыл бұрын
I was dyin when he said that lmboo
@Pakkens_Backyard9 жыл бұрын
um.. OUCH.. excruciating.. horrific.. 4 stars!!
@smartarts99934 жыл бұрын
Two enthusiastic thumbs up!!👍👍
@jamesbockenstette43324 жыл бұрын
Best ever and he is not vulgar.
@kawasakiwhiptwo58213 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan, the kings of clean comedy. 🤣
@MrApollonox3 жыл бұрын
But it's sad that Gaffigan is a lefty hack.
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
Before SNL, Norm Mcdonald was totally clean, never swore. Never drank, either, but when he came to headline for a week in our club in Chicago...well, we put a stop to that, lol.
@Metal.mike89Ай бұрын
@@MrApollonoxlol aww because he spoke against Trump? You poor wittle baby.. 🤣
@MrApollonoxАй бұрын
@@Metal.mike89Wow, what a clever comment. So original. Whatever helps you feel more like a man, soy boy.
@TheDhammond4 жыл бұрын
I’ve loved Brian Regan forever! Agreed- clean jokes that are just killers!!! He’s the BEST!!!
@alanroberts79162 жыл бұрын
Nothing's as funny as the truth!!!
@funnygirl206910 жыл бұрын
Tell em your shot!
@safeinsound6666 жыл бұрын
*youre
@shuatock82164 жыл бұрын
@Manny 😑
@nicholewojtanowski433 жыл бұрын
Still LOVE this guy! He is still one of the best!
@sunnydaze23593 жыл бұрын
Reminds me a little bit of Jim Carrey’s humor.
@0193project4 жыл бұрын
Crazy how I got this recommendation the night after my visit to an ER last night. So true! Brian is definitely my favorite comedian. He's the best
@treetrain3 жыл бұрын
I love his little swagger bounce
@davidmckesey71193 жыл бұрын
We all do lol
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
We can all thank Brian for the fact that many hospitals now have valet parking, lol. Still waiting on the canon ball wound ointment.
@davedawave4705 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, hospitals in Beverly Hills and the Hamptons have valet parking... and brunch for those in the waiting rooms.
@johnbattiest30613 жыл бұрын
What I dig about Brian is every time I've seen him he has all new material,and it's always over the top hilarious.
@michaelswisher9574 Жыл бұрын
This has gotta be the best 8 minutes in standup ever
@jcjames3758 ай бұрын
Was in the ER last night and all I could think about - besides my dislocated shoulder - was “Say 8, say 8”
@dwaynesmith28163 жыл бұрын
Go in.....tell em' your shot 😂😂😂
@paulkossak77614 жыл бұрын
Works completely clean. Amazing
@forrest11054 жыл бұрын
How does this not have millions of views?? Love this guy
@lurcharoni3 жыл бұрын
This special was Brian Regan's pinnacle ... this is in the Top 10 of all comedy specials ... up there with Hilarious and the like ...
@andrewsmith91744 жыл бұрын
This gave me hysterical flashbacks to driving myself to the hospital with a lodged gall stone. Pain so bad I threw up. I hit every red light, and at the Emergency Room valet parking I was stuck behind people casually coming to visit. I literally left my running car at the driveway and thankfully one of my boys from my U-19 soccer team was working there and saw me staggering away from my car. When I entered, barely standing, no one would acknowledge me and I had to almost force a lady to check me in. On the ward, on the gurney (that made me laugh) they tried a regular pain killer and I laughed it off. They gave me blessed morphine. I was ready to go home right there. Gall bladder was removed the next day. It was my own tragic comedy. I was released too late to get the oxy script filled at the pharmacy. I spent the first night without painkillers.
@elainemorris4806 Жыл бұрын
Omg, how you got through the 1st night without pain meds is beyond me. Love your story. I mean, it's something you can laugh about now. Brian's stand up is too funny, and true.
@andrewsmith9174 Жыл бұрын
@@elainemorris4806, to be honest, being in such blind pain that I threw up my own dinner, with my youngest son that was already breaking my balls about what I had cooked to say,”I told you the dinner was bad.” Diving myself to find care for whatever this was, I went first to a walk-in at just 7:00pm and it was closed! Stopped at every damn light all the way to the emergency room, etc. Going without meds was the least pain I had felt since it started. Thanks for enjoying the story. Not my first time driving myself to the emergency room with a crazy injury though.
@johngeverett4 жыл бұрын
I thought I had heard all his stuff, but this was new to me. Brian is a hilarious comedian without the vulgarity and crudity that seems to predominate nowadays.
@helenfrederick23524 жыл бұрын
Excellent observation. I notice the cussing and bathroom humor when it there. Don't particularly go for it. Laughing at this and didn't even notice. Good man for pointing it out.
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
That's one of his trademarks. But he did do a bit once, when I worked for a club in Chicago where he headlined for a week, that was apparently infamous and somewhat of a secret. Every comic in town came to see it, he did it one time, for the midnight show on Saturday. He ends up saying the F word about 14 times but it's such a perfectly crafted joke, about diagramming sentences, everyone was DYING. I was damn lucky to be there to see it, lol.
@allans72813 жыл бұрын
He’s a little bop n smirk on his face in between skits is hilarious
@randallledbetter15742 жыл бұрын
A fantastic clean comedian. Such a rare commodity these days.
@lorenamares14276 жыл бұрын
This got me through my emergency room experiences.
@StevenBanks1234 жыл бұрын
He has really good body english
@kornova43434 жыл бұрын
"Body english"
@farmsgrace3414 жыл бұрын
Clearly that's Spanish!
@pebsopod34314 жыл бұрын
I don't speak italian
@c.g.ryderii24054 жыл бұрын
Speaks English, body language is Guatemalan.
@savahbejin75114 жыл бұрын
I was born with body English but I picked up some body language along the way.
@p.d84234 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough - our local hospital DOES have valet parking at the ER. For real.
@sanv32752 жыл бұрын
where do you live and do you have to pay for that service?
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
I honestly believe this bit helped to usher that in. When he did this special, none of them had it. Now, it's everywhere.
@connormanke584111 жыл бұрын
what seems to b the problem all my insides want to n on my outside, but I'm no doctor
@helenfrederick23524 жыл бұрын
Don't see comedians too often. I don't have much of a sense of humor. But This guy is good. I even enjoyed him. Great take on a good subject matter.
@xyro36332 жыл бұрын
I first saw this in middle school, and the sledgehammer bit still knocks my socks off
@CameronBrtnik3 жыл бұрын
The funniest bit I’ve ever seen , and somehow funnier every time I watch it
@patg-money2253 жыл бұрын
"It's gotta be HELL TO WORK IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!!!"....LOL
@mrpicky18683 жыл бұрын
one of the most regarded comedians by any pro comedian and still somehow not world famous
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
He does very well, though. Living legend and well paid.
@mrpicky18682 жыл бұрын
@@catherineshaw1122 i was trying to say i think his Specials are better then Harts or Seinfelds. much less success . i know he is doing well. its obvious
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
@@mrpicky1868 have you seen him on the series, Loudermilk? It's a good show and he gets to be funny but also do dramatic work and he's quite good at it.
@HeremHD10 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I'm dying of laughter.
@Maisysmumma2 жыл бұрын
OK Brian Regan is so funny, and so down to earth and so real! It’s humor that everyone can get! Now imagine trying to thread a needle while you’re laughing so hard your stomach hurts. Warning do not try to sew while listening to Brian Regan!
@Triggy68252 жыл бұрын
I love, "Can I park here? I think Im dying! Im dying too! Okay you go ahead" haha
@dancefan90002 жыл бұрын
I will forever think “How would you rate your pain?” “4 stars! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!” When anyone asks/talks about pain.
@ClifHaley Жыл бұрын
Easily one of the best stand up bits in recorded history.
@Chippy36 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. 😂
@manny52736 жыл бұрын
I love you too :)
@shuatock82164 жыл бұрын
:^)
@cheyennechutskoff649611 жыл бұрын
Say 8 say 8 best thing ever
@TheRoacker1233 жыл бұрын
To this day I still say negative eleventeen
@connormanke584111 жыл бұрын
Happy 8 day, did u get sum 8? merge everybody merge
@ImjustsayinDetroit6 ай бұрын
Top 3 funniest bit's I've ever heard!
@davecrupel28176 жыл бұрын
"Can i park this thing? Im gonna _die!"_
@TK0_23_25 күн бұрын
Who had the AUDACITY to say they were at a level 10! My favorite Regan line.
@Anastasia123443 жыл бұрын
“Merge everybody, merge” 😀
@Metal.mike8928 күн бұрын
No no after you
@KCH10273 жыл бұрын
My 11 y.o. son fell snowboarding yesterday and when we asked him his pain level he said "8" and I immediately thought of this skit. Turns out he did fracture his collarbone but he was good with 3 chewable Tylenol instead of the morphine!
@MrPAULONEAL3 жыл бұрын
Your body develops a tolerance...
@HazeLmao2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPAULONEAL okay?
@tiptopmartinez6 жыл бұрын
Love this dude!
@cpringipas2 жыл бұрын
tell em your shaaaat
@moabfool2 ай бұрын
Last time I went to the ER for myself I walked in, leaned against the counter, and said "I think I have a kidney stone." The lady at the counter said "I believe you." That was after going into the bathroom at a gas station and realizing that going into the bathroom at a gas station without your cellphone when you're in excruciating pain is a bad plan. That was a great way to start a vacation. Kudos to the cleaning crew at the condo we rented. That toilet was pristine. 10/10, would puke there again. When I was a kid my dad dropped me off at the ER so he could park the car. "Just go in. They'll know who you are." They did 😂
@adrienneharris827511 күн бұрын
I’ve had morphine one time. I was having severe chest pain, so after making sure I wasn’t having a heart attack, they gave me morphine for the pain. Five minutes later, I had absolutely no filter on what I was saying. I was saying anything and everything that came to mind! Best medicine I’ve ever had!
@florencemclaughlin3606Ай бұрын
Why hasn't this genius of comedy, Brian, been on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee??!
@henrychaikin2 ай бұрын
thanks Brian, still one of the funniest humans
@halfdollar864 жыл бұрын
I had to drop my wife off at the door and rush to park. She was in labor. The nurse was waiting for us with a wheelchair. The nurse called and said..... “You better hurry up if you want to be here when this baby gets here”. Within 5 minutes of me being in the room we were holding our baby boy. So I can feel your pain.
@waynewilliams9337Ай бұрын
This is funny, if you do go to ER, this makes it sooo true, hilarious, say 8, know it so well now, thanks Brian!!😂
@bobbiemcdaniel21162 жыл бұрын
I love him! ❤️ He’s coming to my city in December 2022! I’m so excited!! He’s the best! Thank you Brian!! I can’t wait to see you!💕
@SANDSCORCHER Жыл бұрын
Brian’s hospital car park inner monologue driving music is a sheer delight 😆👍🏻
@ProudPapaJD3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I see this it’s still laugh out loud funny!
@lindacassell54724 жыл бұрын
I drove myself to the er last week and said 8 and got Morphine
@WindowPains Жыл бұрын
I can’t with, “ YOU GOTTA OUT MOAN THE OTHER GUY” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@javster41383 ай бұрын
My fave of All-Time
@Heavenzvoice Жыл бұрын
My friend and I were out to dinner and he told me about a recent hospital visit which mirrored this… had to watch it today. Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. The Femur guy walking in and the moaning patient next door always does it for me.
@erinfraise615411 ай бұрын
The moaning!!
@johnbeard7404 Жыл бұрын
Excellent. Thank you.
@cecillegravelle25903 жыл бұрын
Norm Macdonald referred me to Brian and it did not disappoint 👌RIP NORM 🙏
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
Interestingly, both headlined a club where I worked in 1990, and both were my favourites, always will be. Back then, Norm never swore onstage and never drank off stage, until he went out with us after his show one night...i felt like I had corrupted an innocent, lol. The next day, he had to leave the stage halfway through his set to puke, I felt so bad!
@cecillegravelle25902 жыл бұрын
@@catherineshaw1122 that must have been fun. (not the puking part)
@catherineshaw11222 жыл бұрын
@@cecillegravelle2590 the whole week was amazing, I got to see every single set, and hanging out with him until he basically passed out in his hotel room, lol. Priceless. I'm sad he's gone so soon.
@RandalBauska6 жыл бұрын
."..a negative eleventeen"
@proud2bpagan4 жыл бұрын
"I'll just be lying on the floor" Sounds like me on a hot summer night when we didn't have air conditioning and I ate a bad tuna fish sandwich,and my then-wife couldn't get someone to come cover for her so she could take me to the e.r.
@Metal.mike8928 күн бұрын
I want to play this next time I have to go to the hospital.
@flddoc22 ай бұрын
Love this guy.
@tattooed9210 ай бұрын
it's killing me...I'm not sure if you remember that part 😂
@brucep9729 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest gigs ever!
@jtmoore66210 ай бұрын
If anyone ever says to me, "what seems to be the problem" I always say, "well it seeeeems....." and do that with my finger around my head