Brief Two and a Half Men

[@paulvh84]

I can’t think of another moment in the show’s history when Charlie, Alan & Jake are all laughing about the same thing with each other, which is one of the many reasons why this scene is so great.

[@asce147]

"Good morning Alan.. Good morning Jake" "Satan"😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelpeets7261]

Classic Charlie 👌👌👌👌. Good morning Alan. Good Morning Jake. "Satan" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Brooklyngangsta999]

Lol. They laughed simultaneously. That was brilliant

[@derekmathews1818]

Yes it was LOL. It was perfect.

[@JoBaker-tj3sv]

Real laughter as well 👌

[@thereckon3592]

Well I laughed too. Anyone who knows Evelyn (or Devil-in) would laugh. 😂

[@maelarch6906]

everyone laughed simultaneously, i know i did 🤣🤣🤣

[@andreac980]

It's called ACTING

[@lynnlobliner3933]

So by watching these kitchen breakfast clips we learn that Alan spends quite a bit of time spreading cream cheese or butter on his bagel.

[@BryanKalloo]

Omg you're right lol he does

[@nuckeam]

Lynn Lobliner 😂

[@k.f9096]

Hahaha Charlie does that too figuratively speaking ;)

[@airachica]

To be fair, he is anal retentive as all hell so he WOULD be the type of guy to take forever to do such a measle task 😂

[@jusssayin480]

I think it's more like Jon Cryer didn't actually want to eat the bagel so he just spent the whole scene buttering it. Many time shows that have the characters eating you see the actors are just pushing food around their plates and not eating it.

[@jjay9396]

CHELSEA: you didn't tell your mum we're engaged? CHARLIE: If she hadn't sold me the house she wouldn't even know where I live 😂😂😂

[@geraldduncan5646]

SIMPLY HYSTERICAL!!!!

[@juliusjairo9286]

The fact that they all laughed is so damn hilarious!!!

[@derekmathews1818]

It is LOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aprilhippie8752]

Aw poor naive Chelsea she thinks Evelyn has a heart

[@derekmathews1818]

You got it. That’s why everybody is laughing. I wish Berta and Judith were in this scene. But it was still good. Rose too.

[@alexb6234]

The thing about it is that he really did hurt her. You can see from the way she portrayed the scene. She is human and not knowing did hurt her especially since I think she sized Chelsea up as the type of girl that would be good for Charlie.

[@derekmathews1818]

@@alexb6234, oh please she didn’t give a damn.

[@stellarwind1946]

@@alexb6234 like Satan, she can take many forms.

[@realistic.optimist]

@@alexb6234 While I agree with your statement Evelyn made the bed she is now sleeping in. If she is hurt she has no one to blame but herself. No one.

[@thebaddguyy]

This scene never gets old. It's hilarious that Charlie she Alan laugh but it's even funnier that Jake is in on it too.

[@bestmovieclips5451]

If she haven't sold me the house she won't even know where I live 😂😂😂😂

[@derekmathews1818]

Yeah that was a rookie mistake.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

@@DJ Surferdude Or, maybe you are Satan.

[@michaelpeets7261]

There you go

[@schmidtzz_2473]

"Welcome back to the states!" - "Thank you...where have I been?" Great reaction! Watch Charlie's facial expressions in the background! I suppose that for Charlie the "place in Italy" would not even be far enough to get space between him and his gracious mother

[@TheMoh00744]

What episode and series

[@wlhung9688]

You do know a writer came up with that conversation right?

[@dez3540]

@@TheMoh00744 Season 6 Episode 20, "Hello, I am Alan Cousteau"

[@garydonner7303]

The best sitcom on the tube ever 👍 well the first 7 or so yrs. Anyway 😅🤣😂😉

[@THAPOKEPINBALLER]

Once Charlie left the show it went downhill from there. Charlie Alan Jake and berta were perfect together but once charlie left it was over

[@blueeyesseto]

Good morning Alan, Morning Jake, Satan almost fell of my chair that was brilliant

[@dudel6994]

blueeyesseto shit this comment is 8 years old

[@giant-killerbeast]

@@dudel6994 haha

[@Muck-qy2oo]

And I liked this comment despite being 8 years old. Couldn't do that with wall comments in Pompeji without being arrested.

[@derekmathews1818]

Classic comment! Perfect comment to describe Evelyn and her relationship with her sons.

[@TheHManShow]

Pretty damn close to Satan haha

[@jameshunt649]

I miss that show ! One of the greatest shows ever made ! It's in my top five

[@nimaybolar]

Lol their breakfast scenes are always the best

[@moviescenes907]

"Guys, a little respect" got me so hard😂😂😂

[@curraheewolf]

I've watched this numerous times and I still laugh at loud.

[@satyricon65]

The fact that the three guys started laughing should have been an indicator to Chelsea.

[@derekmathews1818]

Extactly!

[@huehuehuehaehaehae1725]

For real, that says it all. She would have learned two things instantly: Evelyn has no heart, but she is manipulative enough to make strangers think otherwise

[@asahel980]

Charlie you just broke your mother's heart, (burst to laughing) , poor ignorant chelsea I wish though Berta,Rose and Judith are in the scene , like they all buddies all laughing.

[@TayR0C]

Yeah, Berta would've made it even better. She's hilarious nearly every scene she's in.

[@derekmathews1818]

I loved Chelsea but she was very naive in this episode. They were obviously laughing because Evelyn has no heart! If Evelyn had a heart, I think Alan and Charlie would be way better off. But she was cold as ice and she was a narcissist.

[@ryoncunningham3646]

@@derekmathews1818 u cant spell

[@derekmathews1818]

Ryon Cunningham, oh grow up. It’s one word narcissist. Satisfied now?

[@chrisu9274]

@@derekmathews1818 just ignore the spelling police..

[@rmellrobinson821]

Charlie, you just broke your mother's heart; Best Laff Ever

[@derekmathews1818]

She has no heart, and I agree.

[@AlexRockify]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jipke]

I love Jake's philosophy toward cleanliness.

[@fraire364]

Chelsea has been on the show multiple times i just realized it now

[@shaneogden7437]

The actress played a couple of characters but always had a different name.

[@jvch6991]

I remember laughing so much with Evelyn and her relationship with her sons When Charle calls her Satan, haha

[@Murlileo]

He calls his mother Satan and there is laughter all around!

[@patriciaorlando2380]

Love Evelyn in Two and A Half Men . Her acting is great. So funny😂😂😂

[@mitchgubkin7831]

Jake; just out of the blue sticking his finger in dad's face " does this smell like butt to you?".....🤣🤣🤣

[@epsilonadept7301]

That killed me good

[@barissimo111]

I like how alan recoiled after that 🤣

[@michaelpeets7261]

HAHAWWW JAKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kasinamrasta8580]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@TheHManShow]

The fact that Chelsea thought that Evelyn had a heart hahaha Side note my grandmother was actually very similar to Evelyn. Not AS evil but pretty close

[@kissofdeath4449]

And your name is Harper

[@jeffersonXPLODE]

So She was a lesser demon.

[@gouranggehlot4896]

My grandma is more.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@borgsimpson935]

Charlie, you just broke your mother's heart... The boys in unison Bust up laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunilswami3781]

2:40 If you start laughing exactly at the same time= Superfan

[@wallacegrommet9343]

Charlie plays deadpan comedy better than anyone. He is the king. All hail Charlie!

[@bromodz2309]

Even Jake was laughing 🤣

[@kasinaatselvisukesh5981]

I laugh with them everytime I watch this scene

[@williamraven7376]

I was watching with my 2 friends after smoking one time and when the theme song came on my one friend said this is what will whistles in the shower...we almost pissed ourselves from laughter

[@marioprime1997]

Why is no one talking about Holland Taylor's great comedic skills from 1:19 to 1:26? That delivery man. I've been laughing non stop hahaha

[@jamesmcinnis208]

I missed the delivery man. He must have come and gone rather quickly.

[@superbee-di5tp]

​@@jamesmcinnis208I didn't see the delivery man either. Must've been invisible.

[@harrypeterson2370]

Brilliant acting; all of them!!

[@watcher1258]

Laughed at what she said to Alan about what to do if he ever wanted to get back at his brother 😅

[@batyngshainmajaw5598]

Could have watch this show a million times multiply by a 100.

[@papasmurf4518]

I fell from my chair when I saw this scene when they all laugh just so hard I was laughing😜🤣😂

[@לאהשינפלד]

It's always hilarious to watch over 🤣 and over 🤣

[@roderickwarjri1063]

I learned my life lessons from these sitcoms wow lol

[@pendragontv945]

"Does this smell like butt to you?" WTF 😂😂

[@Guwaposteven]

Ive watched this many times and still funny every time

[@thebeardedastronaut]

Charlie Sheen is a legend

[@its_MSR]

I literally at the same time when she said, you broke her heart. 😂😂😂

[@guypeate3628]

I'm here for 2:39

[@robindew9072]

Still love this show. It was so funny

[@kakashisensei3525]

Iconic Laugh Moment😂😂😂

[@fahadsindi3164]

NUMBER 1

[@luisarce5193]

Charlie you just broke your mother's heart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@guypeate3628]

Where's Berta?

[@MiguelHernandez-vj5gu]

you tube all of a sudden started recommending all this clips and cant be mad miss this show

[@mitchellarmstrong3759]

My fiance is this one. Charlie's expression 😆🤣😂

[@brierichardson8462]

If Evelyn did have a heart it would either be made of ice or turned black

[@michaelromaniw7943]

Probably the best/my favourite scene in Two and a Half Men

[@walkertapner7026]

That laugh was spot on

[@michaelnaisbitt1639]

You can’t break a heart made of stone

[@derekmathews1818]

Correctsmondo!

[@crupert23225]

Alan takes longer to spread cream cheese on a bagel than anyone I've ever seen.

[@xali2008]

it's just broke my heart looking at that poor woman, thinking satan have a heart.

[@derekmathews1818]

Me too. Clearly she didn’t know Evelyn very well. Evelyn was cold as ice and had no heart.

[@LokiTheClever]

@@derekmathews1818 Exactly thats why it was funny

[@ultragamezz]

"Smell my finger" "ew wtf is that dewy" "myyy aaassss"😂😂

[@REMAINS1666]

Good morning alan morning jake hey satan

[@TigerDominic-uh1dv]

I loved Allen's Mother, She played a good role 😊

[@faoaka]

man chelsea is so precious ❤

[@ChrisManley1994]

“The owner lost everything in the stock market and killed himself.” “Oh that’s terrible.” “Oh no he didn’t do it in the house, thank GOD!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CheezeHead-ps9xf]

2:37~ OMG, I love how Jake laughs at her statement about Mom too

[@glennborrageiro6257]

Evelyn played that for all it was worth. A consummate manipulator.

[@mrt8944]

The way they laughed, esp charlie LOL

[@KegOfMeat]

I love the running joke of Charlie calling Evelyn Satan

[@timothyhorner3152]

Chelsea is a beautiful young lady

[@darthshenron5180]

I was gonna search this ...hhmm utube algorithm reads my mind cant complain..

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Harper humiliates his mother. Chelsea soon dumps him. Good choice, Chelsea. Chelsea wants Brad , because he cares about family and community.

[@ps6474]

Good Morning Alan, Good Morning Jake, Satan...Lmao, priceless! Btw, does anyone know the episode where Charlie and Alan go buy their mother a birthday gift?

[@MichaelEngeldinger]

Evelyn in yellow , she really does care 😊

[@frizziebubblech5504]

Satan...HAHAHAHA

[@birani123]

This pretty much sums up two and half man in one episode. Just missing Berta.

[@לאהשינפלד]

A hilarious scene 🤣 😂 😆

[@titusfergis648]

Good morning Alan.. morning Jake! Satan...lmfao miss this show

[@BoringOldXboxGamer]

"Does this smell like butt?" 🤣

[@kahoaliiaiu7130]

Morning Alan Morning Jake Satan Yes I did Mom this is Chelsea You want me to put this in a travel mug So yay or Nay on the Travel Mug

[@shankards6600]

I want this guy life,...

[@williamblake7386]

2:40 this is just heartwarming to the top

[@jeanmarienadal7268]

NOT to be rude but Charlie: Your words? Mine too.

[@antoniosm3661]

2:27 exits the kitchen 2:28 slams the door. Guess she teleported her way out

[@marianocaruso9678]

Best scene ever

[@robinsonmeitei3633]

It's not same without charlie

[@frenchyontravel]

Satan!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@briandavis3832]

Jakes so funny 😂 kid made the show

[@Batman12-f9u]

Imo, Charlie is the show

[@Em_Rey]

2:39 lmfao

[@danielbarbee7712]

Allen in that damn bagel

[@joaovictoralvesesteves7919]

Gets me everytime

[@charlescanterbury9762]

Man Jennifer Taylor is an absolute 10, no way to improve on that.

[@TheWarriorsFromHell]

how long does it take alan to spread cream cheese on that bagel?

[@AndreFontenot-cx5yw]

2:38 everyone start laughing 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@radoranaivoson8193]

2:39 oddly that was also my reaction when she said that

[@pberPSR]

this show gets better with age

[@tonymanero5544]

Great intro.

[@manelisigwala9322]

When they laughed simultaneously 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔💔💔

[@virajbhosle5]

Mandella effect u just hurt your mother feeling

[@patricksaxon3983]

I never saw this last part until now. I loved how he compares angry sex and disappointed sex, as we may as well be married, so funny! It reminds me of the episode of Everybody loves Raymond where his wife was giving him angry sex.

[@derekmathews1818]

Classic! I remember the angry sex Raymond was getting.

[@MultiSphamandla]

Charlie you just broke your mothers heart 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chinnikrishnar5549]

That smile together made the show..

[@realistic.optimist]

Evelyn is reaping what she sowed. Not all mothers are maternal; I felt the same way toward mine.

[@theprinceoftides6836]

Exactamundo, the fact being a shitty mother isn't a crime in this world shows how f-upped this world truly us. Being a mother is a privilege , not a right, that goes for all the deadbeat dad's also.

[@yusufibrahim7916]

@@theprinceoftides6836 dont worry about others, just focus on yours!!

[@sudipmitra6840]

2:37 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bitwawesome1]

Wow