Hey there! What preventive measures against burglars do YOU take?
@christianthomsen70465 жыл бұрын
I have a pepper spray and a hardwood stick and 2 axes at my front door and then i have a compoundbow and hardwood sticks at my bedroom and then i have daggers hidden around home, i also have a good guard dog.
@gaminggirl42405 жыл бұрын
@@christianthomsen7046 thats...... a lot of things!!!
@huer28705 жыл бұрын
Be a cat
@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
XXGrace and FriendsXX all of them?
@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
Christian Thomsen wow! Sounds like REALLY good preparation!;)
@kenfrost63055 жыл бұрын
Get to know your neighbors and let them know your habits. They're probably the ones who will rob you lol
@gabilvibez.885 жыл бұрын
I agree coz last few weeks my house was robbed wen no one was home .n later found out it was our neighbor
@thebeamli5 жыл бұрын
I don't know any of my neighbors. Lived here 4 years
@gabilvibez.885 жыл бұрын
@@thebeamli samehere I jst found out Aftr robbery😂
@yolandaporta43525 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MsLaRue5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, our neighbor robbed us twice. Found out it was him the second time. I'll have to disagree with this piece of advice lol
@ratrujaga64995 жыл бұрын
"911, what's your emergency?" "Yeah, my neighbour's bathroom light is off" "Of course we will send the SWAT team"
@jonny99885 жыл бұрын
😂 dead
@fionagregory80785 жыл бұрын
999 not 911
@JNWJchannel5 жыл бұрын
Fiona Gregory different countries have different police numbers
@sophiapagliaro17115 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chadalawadarajendra5 жыл бұрын
God ur funny
@lostyoutuber87095 жыл бұрын
Wait! What if a burglar is watching this!😂😂
@shabbygirl83625 жыл бұрын
LOST KZbinR They don’t watch KZbin! They’re watching you!
@tuanfaris72725 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that =_=
@slither37205 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@novadiscipulo59655 жыл бұрын
Oh nooooooo 😱😨 too scary, burglar will figure out.
@petsandfamily39445 жыл бұрын
😂😂@LOST KZbinR
@alyssayoung6974 жыл бұрын
"You can't stay home all the time" Quarantine: BET
@Priu_Adhav4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stuarthallick4174 жыл бұрын
Lol
@redscout23624 жыл бұрын
Congratz for 100 likes!
@tinydrummerdrums72324 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣
@benji43664 жыл бұрын
LOL XD
@ShiroIsAnArtist5 жыл бұрын
How to scare away a Burglar: Walk on all your fours screeching like a demon and sprinting towards them on all fours.
@sippinghottae99825 жыл бұрын
【Shiro】 yes 😂😂😂😂
@sarikatimmi5 жыл бұрын
【Shiro】 anyone want a recording of my cat at the vet? sounds just like a demon
@archiviscera5 жыл бұрын
*gets shot*
@MyoclonicJerkCough5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, that's what's the robber does too because he's actually a drug addict who's been living in the crawlspace
@Wathnaable5 жыл бұрын
【Shiro】 why is this so funny 😂
@bryangray14225 жыл бұрын
Get a sign that says "No trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivers will be shot again."
@Fernandoh1835 жыл бұрын
Bryan Gray heck yeah good idea! 👏
@eduardoroth82075 жыл бұрын
i miss gta san andreas
@fredwilhite22105 жыл бұрын
As long as your not going to shoot them. If you plan on using a gun for home defense; this sign will set you up for a lawsuit or jail time. Juries and prosecutors see you as a loose canon and those Democraps would love to use you as an example!
@evelynnwheeler52335 жыл бұрын
Wow just wow
@Fernandoh1835 жыл бұрын
Fred Wilhite it is legal in Texas to shoot an intruder, look up the Castle law
@hwwhhwhehwjw77035 жыл бұрын
Question How does Bright Side know all this???
@Robertjohn31435 жыл бұрын
Thry already broke to someone's house😂😂
@Robertjohn31435 жыл бұрын
@Shasta Graff Maybe...hahahha
@neerugoel48085 жыл бұрын
Just professionals I believe
@aienne80yearsago465 жыл бұрын
Plot twist
@lataavedurupaka79595 жыл бұрын
They think of it
@lindsey564 жыл бұрын
Bright side: “Obviously you can’t be home 24/7.” Me: *Laughs in quarantine*
@Cool-rd3rr4 жыл бұрын
Yup 😂😂😂
@purabideb36384 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@noyoudidnt14224 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ronaldtaylor9544 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yee33354 жыл бұрын
*Laughs In Introvert*
@tonythetalkingclock70165 жыл бұрын
Leave Legos scattered
@sarahstrong71745 жыл бұрын
If you have to leave a window open, leave loads of glass bottles on the windowsil. They either have to spend ages slowly & quietly removing them or make a racket.
@GoldenTrash155 жыл бұрын
Good plan i have 59372(i dont know how many legos are the’re in my house...)legos
@stephanierao84315 жыл бұрын
Achmed The dead terrorist that’s funny because a comacon in the kids area where you are barefooted, I saw a man step on a lego and it was hysterical!!!
@olivia-sy3rv5 жыл бұрын
I’m doing this... I’m home alone rn
@joshua_prime37435 жыл бұрын
😁
@robertviney82535 жыл бұрын
Hey I was a burglary detective for a few years. I had a suspect tell me he targeted houses where the trash cans were not picked up after trash day and the news papers were left out front. He said that was his que that no one was home. Great video!!!
@abigailhamiltonactor5 жыл бұрын
After I had a burglary, the police told me that often crooks come back, a couple of weeks later, to rob you of the new stuff, that you've claimed on your insurance! So, the following day I put a note in my window saying--- "Don't bother! We were't insured; and we're too broke to replace anything".
@FinnMiaBelle5 жыл бұрын
abigailhamiltonactor never heard this before, but it makes sense......although, there’s nothing you can do if the burglar steals cash 😆
@alexamelendez58985 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@loganellis76835 жыл бұрын
*SNEAK 100*
@silverchords12775 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you were robbed. But that idea of posting the note was brilliant!!
@SG-ho9rv5 жыл бұрын
The only burglar in my house is my brother stealing my chips
Someone tried to rob my family’s house in the middle of the night the were able to open the back door and came in then all of a sudden my dog started barking I heard someone run in to a table and then the back door shut I was a 7 years old girl when this happened I am so glad me dog protected my family
@sophpineapple98954 жыл бұрын
That is literally what is happening to me rite now eny Advice I’m scared
@chilll69854 жыл бұрын
@SZPawz lol
@marionle6224 жыл бұрын
@SZPawz Maybe it automatically changes the words?
@bledlbledlbledl5 жыл бұрын
You forgot one of the more important things: Do NOT shoot the intruder when all you can see is the silhouette! It might be your own kid sneaking back in from a late-night adventure.
@rimquelsiret5 жыл бұрын
Late night adventure 😂😂😂🌃🌃
@bledlbledlbledl5 жыл бұрын
@@rimquelsiret Yeah man, catching some nocturnal salamanders to go in that terrarium you though he was going to put hamsters in :P
@itsmemz21235 жыл бұрын
Wow! I love that too! That's funny!
@chriszheng82065 жыл бұрын
you cant shoot someone if they are not targeting you. read section 13.8 B s14.254 of institution 678.1009 and chapter 125 of the Con-Fiscus Law Institution (point 33.6 of 20.689)
@edennis85785 жыл бұрын
@@chriszheng8206 I have a gun and a shovel, and I'm not afraid to use them. 👺
@hex11015 жыл бұрын
The universal sound of a shotgun cocking works pretty well
@johnkbear39015 жыл бұрын
Myth. Don't count on it. Load with reduced recoil 00 buck. That way if the racking sound doesn't work the follow up sound will definitely do the trick. 😉
@catscompany7355 жыл бұрын
Hex Good one!!!!!!
@catscompany7355 жыл бұрын
HAWG! Not necessarily! My preference is the laser sight focused on the perps forehead in the middle of the night! It does work!!!
@josho14595 жыл бұрын
Hex I like your thinking. I'm planning to buy a pump action shotgun when I get my own place.
@fouledanchorfarm11925 жыл бұрын
@🌟HAWG! That's exactly correct. An intruder won't hear a sound, just a bright flash and a full load of #4 turkey shot tearing his heart and lungs out. I keep a sawed off 12 gauge pump beside my bed and another in my dining room. My wife has a pistol on her side of the bed. Walk into my house unannounced and you won't walk out.
@kenzielaw28904 жыл бұрын
My thing to keep burgelers away: PUT LEGOS ALL OVER THE HOUSE
@Rangermgs4 жыл бұрын
Ummm... I think you copied someone else's comment or maybe an accident
@aa-sj3pf4 жыл бұрын
Calm down Satan
@linamasron13064 жыл бұрын
One big mistake you've made😂😂 sometimes in the middle of the night, you gotta go to the toilet to do your business, you don't see the way clearly and you might step on those Lego's and screaming in pain🤣🤣🤣
@sultansrouji58464 жыл бұрын
they will be wearing shoes not bare feet
@linamasron13064 жыл бұрын
@@sultansrouji5846 of course they wear shoes But, imagine putting the Lego's everywhere everynight just for your safety. Instead of them getting hurt , we're the one get hurt and screaming in pain because sometimes in the middle of the night, you just have to go to the bathroom. So yeah, kinda useless too actually putting Lego's everywhere. It's better if in your room there's a bat or something.
@elizabethc79625 жыл бұрын
When I'm alone I sleep with my car keys handy, you set off a car alarm and those flashing lights and noise will wake up the whole neighborhood.
@evamz95845 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth C 👌👌👌 Thankyou for sharing!
@MorrigansRaven39445 жыл бұрын
👍👍
@xtehmoonlight74005 жыл бұрын
now this is truly bright mind tips
@JonT11375 жыл бұрын
Your neighbors will be annoyed and go back to sleep?
@Alpinewild4445 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Taylor i do this too. my neighbors know if they hear my car alarm go off in the middle of the night, it’s an emergency. thankfully i’ve never had to do it.
@faithandmercy80365 жыл бұрын
What if a burglar broke into a burglar's house?!?!
@parkyeon5 жыл бұрын
Thats what i call logic👌
@fireandice53745 жыл бұрын
Respect man. Respect each other's trade....🤣
@karpagampukalendhi51845 жыл бұрын
Team up 😎😎😎😎 Do you trust me Yes I do
@ourdreams91305 жыл бұрын
What if a burglar broke into a burglar's house but broke in a burglar's house
@stressed.coquette5 жыл бұрын
They'd probably team up idk😂
@quanthomas37065 жыл бұрын
What if the robbers get smart and watch this
@videotroll39735 жыл бұрын
quan thomas Buy a gun problem solved!!
@jeniwatkins32975 жыл бұрын
They already know this stuff but, the point is simple. Make yourself an unappealing target. If there are two houses a burglar is watching.... One has a dog and the other doesn't. Which one do you think he's going to rob? Same for lights and such. They take the easy target! The one they feel is less risk
@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
quan thomas do u think they can be THAT smart and get THAT ready?
@zetrsed39155 жыл бұрын
Not smart, what if they were just watching this LEL
@zetrsed39155 жыл бұрын
By the way, hope they not
@maarjakahrik36145 жыл бұрын
Bright side: "Obviously, you can´t be home 24/7." Me: "Is that a challenge?"
@SoMooLand1nine74 жыл бұрын
If so. Challange acce----- I mean Done!!!! I've been home for like a half a year.
@redrebels70714 жыл бұрын
Right now you can 😂
@maarjakahrik36144 жыл бұрын
@red rebels true
@flowerxmisty3 жыл бұрын
@@SoMooLand1nine7 Same😭😭
@DoubleDeckerAnton5 жыл бұрын
Don't have anything worth stealing...!!!
@katymvt5 жыл бұрын
I'm done then:)
@evil_patrick70735 жыл бұрын
I have a good one, if the burglar enters your room try to seem insane, start screaming and laughing and charge towards them holding a random object, like a sharp pencil so they will think you are mentally ill and will leave you alone
@morimori74565 жыл бұрын
yeah
@lisahorsepony5 жыл бұрын
@@evil_patrick7073 good one! 😂😂😂😆
@ratrujaga64995 жыл бұрын
DoubleDeckerAnton Except your virginity
@stonesourG65 жыл бұрын
Another addition to this, is to NOT leave an outgoing message on an answering machine/voice mail that “you’re not home”!!! Just say you “can’t answer the phone at the moment”. Or something like that.
@nikkislove5 жыл бұрын
Who still has an answering machine???
@stonesourG65 жыл бұрын
True enough. Hahahaha! Well, you know what I mean. That's why I worded it as voicemail too. I'm sure there are still some people that have land lines with answering machines. There must be... they still sell them. I know what you mean though. Good point. I was trying not to alienate anyone. ;)
@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
TIMESTAMPS: Get to know your neighbors 0:38 Don’t keep expensive things on display 1:09 Keep ladders and toolboxes locked up inside 1:39 Install motion sensor lighting 2:09 Keep your lawn trimmed while you’re away 2:55 Have your mail collected 3:40 Don’t publicize your vacation plans 4:04 Leave a bathroom light on when you’re away 4:38 Get a canine companion 4:58 Hide your valuables well 5:21 Cut down trees near a two-story house 5:48 Install an alarm 6:09 Don’t let strangers in 6:32 Keep a large pair of work boots outside your door 7:09 If you hear someone in your house, don’t turn on the lights 7:33 Keep it simple 7:55 Be careful with your trash 8:24
@mayanchopra26125 жыл бұрын
U should pin this as I couldnt find it easily .... Btw love ur videos
@anagicolambage5 жыл бұрын
Thx love your vids
@RyanPollock-pc9zu5 жыл бұрын
Wow 2 replys your channel must be fucken dead
@t_sh1625 жыл бұрын
@@RyanPollock-pc9zu Coming from the guy who makes Fortnite videos and has WAY less subs than them.
@pintet.t5 жыл бұрын
Cool
@soobinlvvr4 жыл бұрын
how to keep a burglar away in 2020: COUGH
@harisrini73564 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly
@asliceofcheese71524 жыл бұрын
How to keep a burglar away in 2019:turn off lights How to keep burglars away in 2020: ^
@evilknight23894 жыл бұрын
😂😂 300 IQ
@BloomTotallyHere4 жыл бұрын
Burglar: this is an avengers threat
@quirmm4 жыл бұрын
True
@videotroll39735 жыл бұрын
I set traps around my window and doors!! If someone walk near it at night a bell will ring. It's sound crazy but works. 💯😂😂
@fatou19755 жыл бұрын
Strawberry Shortcake how you do that?
@princessprankstar5345 жыл бұрын
well now the burglers no
@lucid56585 жыл бұрын
it concerns me that you know it works
@videotroll39735 жыл бұрын
@NikoI'm not lying!! I promise you i do have traps around my house.
@videotroll39735 жыл бұрын
@@fatou1975 I use fishing line and bells. Its eazy look it up on KZbin.
@milanpurdy745 жыл бұрын
Burglar: **knocks on door** Me: YOu pIcKed tHe wrOng housE fOoL!
@Jeunileful5 жыл бұрын
Milan Purdy wai- is it just me or did everyone know about how burglars knock on doors when robbing a place?
@milanpurdy745 жыл бұрын
Jeunile Kim yes ikrrr
@tectonic57195 жыл бұрын
AY AY AY AY BIG SMOKE ITS ME CARL CHILL CHILL
@trentuptheroad6675 жыл бұрын
if the burglar played out the rest of the scene with me i would honestly let them go lol
@Varta13374 жыл бұрын
burglar:*enters house* me:*grabs bat*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO burglar:AY AY AY AY AY AY BIG SMOKE ITS ME CARL CHILL CHILL
@itz_gachalice78484 жыл бұрын
How to scare a burglar: Laugh so crazy or grab your slipper and beat them
@green_celestial43604 жыл бұрын
Like in gach life?
@crystallinetheghostgirl22084 жыл бұрын
Grab a slipper and a belt. Then, glue the slipper to the belt or you can have frying pan
@emmanuelreyes43534 жыл бұрын
@@green_celestial4360 bruh gaka life is cringe
@itzblossomroses27523 жыл бұрын
pilipino style plus add belt to sapak them🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nyancat48903 жыл бұрын
Get your dad to sneeze... He wil think you have a cannon
@sky_kurosaki5 жыл бұрын
Them: You cant stay home 24/7 Me: *looks at myself* Uhmmm...*its summer* But Im home 24/7...
@broadday_34205 жыл бұрын
HHhm 24/7 is 3.42 so you r at homr for 3 hrs and 42 mins
@sky_kurosaki5 жыл бұрын
@@broadday_3420 Im home ALL the time, I dont go outside, except maybe when I have school
@moopybobsayhi64805 жыл бұрын
LIL VOGUE Lol math 🤓
@joannaandthedog74725 жыл бұрын
@@sky_kurosaki me too. I am in the house 24/7 on summer.
@jiminiouschimmy40765 жыл бұрын
Simple! Just watch HOME ALONE and see what Kevin did😂
@Timeira4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@yn62134 жыл бұрын
That's just a move irl they would've died in the beginning
@krumamadeproductions49794 жыл бұрын
FAXC
@rubendacaymay68124 жыл бұрын
exactly
@sidrhabaraasi45524 жыл бұрын
Yes my brother and I watched that and have a plan set up for if burglars are at our house
@ak-ib47115 жыл бұрын
Its scary that probably a burglar is in the comment section
@ayafeilyrose20455 жыл бұрын
It could be you! It could be me!
@pengoplayzi5 жыл бұрын
IT COULD BE ALL OF US
@kingdomoftransylvania57445 жыл бұрын
aw man
@bently16645 жыл бұрын
What's your Adress
@fdl2385 жыл бұрын
55 likes=55 burglars
@leofades_5 жыл бұрын
Burglar : * breaks into house to rob my money and valuables * Me : * wakes up and search with him * Im poor
@dresummers9624 жыл бұрын
Lol, funny. I was broke in my life time as well.
@XoxoTheAesthete4 жыл бұрын
I feel you
@Binumoll443 жыл бұрын
@@dresummers962 ur lifetime ended and now u r rich ?
@poiso82935 жыл бұрын
"you can't be home 24/7" well... are you sure about that?
@TheEmpressReborn5 жыл бұрын
You're right. There are shut-ins, or as the Japanese call them, hikikomori.
@kaano27235 жыл бұрын
Right. As the market is built in inside your house
@LionessMB5 жыл бұрын
@@kaano2723 lol! when I saw your comment I thought of a house with a mcdonald's inside it!! LOL
@Anonymous-ge5kd5 жыл бұрын
Gamers has joined the chatt
@LionessMB5 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-ge5kd umm......... no
@xxarea83xx5 жыл бұрын
A sign on your front door that says, “House protected by 2nd Amendment Security” is a great criminal deterrent
@IAm-qf2xb5 жыл бұрын
Adam Rea Yeah because burglars are known to be constitutional scholars smfh
@ozemandius4 жыл бұрын
Who would believe that your house is protected by a 'well regulated militia' ?
@sasquatchhunter864 жыл бұрын
Poor choice. It’s an invitation to steal your guns, which actually sell for way more on the black market vs. legally.
@oldschool65585 жыл бұрын
I'm writing these ideas out for single women, children and teens. 1. Keep your windows and doors covered and locked, especially at night- mini blinds, shades, or heavier curtains are a must at night. It's not just for burglars, but peeping perves too. 2. Don't answer the door unless you know who it is, especially after dark. Children and teens should never answer the door when their home alone, even if it's someone their familiar with. 3. Use light timers in your home, for when your away on vacation and for not entering a dark home any other time. 4. Keep a light on or two overnight. The kitchen and living room are good rooms for this. You can use the light timer for this, even staggering when these lights go on and off. This video just got me thinking. Maybe these ideas will help keep someone out there safe.
@willmelendez38434 жыл бұрын
0:47 Get on friendly terms with those who live around you. Let them know your schedule, habits, or routine... Great setup for your neighbors to plan the most effective time to rob you XD
@rahmatismail98184 жыл бұрын
Haha
@longdogt67243 жыл бұрын
Yes, unfortunately true, I was robbed by a neighbor who knew my schedule!!
@BadBoys-ck7sk5 жыл бұрын
Plant roses 🌹 in front of your windows because they won’t want to get pricked
@joslynfreier69965 жыл бұрын
They can step RIGHT over them
@eller94645 жыл бұрын
Just Tik Toks it’s a joke
@joslynfreier69965 жыл бұрын
@@eller9464 and so are you I'm out YEET
@martinanastacio50405 жыл бұрын
Cactus???
@monahanna52945 жыл бұрын
No you should put really long glass bottles so that they would have to spend a long time gently and quietly trying to remove hem
@TheYAyaLady5 жыл бұрын
What if your neighbor is the one stealing from you? IJS
@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy5 жыл бұрын
House cameras!!
@allison85455 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@dahlrjay635 жыл бұрын
Right! Seems pretty obvious that NO ONE should really know your daily habits... Since your neighbor could be a back stabber. 👀
@motherofpea4rll5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@klattalexis5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what if your neighbour is a crook???
@hoedepot27945 жыл бұрын
my father used to leave out a fake revolver to scare these types of people away
@Yeet-rj8xx5 жыл бұрын
Hoe Depot if some dude comes in my hose he is being greeted by a BB gun or a 9mm
@miriambucholtz93155 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine told me to get a shotgun and said I wouldn't even have to load it. Just the sound of it being breached would be enough to make anyone think twice about breaking in.
@stxcollaborations.41975 жыл бұрын
Now we know I'd like to know your location.....
@lilyearley88835 жыл бұрын
What's that?
@rachel-dx3gf5 жыл бұрын
Lily and the grey it’s a Gun 😖 I bet his excuse to the police is “I swear I only use it in Hunting Season” or something 😂
@eri99865 жыл бұрын
_"Who's watching this while a Burglar is in your house?"_
@fjonbreak79105 жыл бұрын
who knows, maybe they live in your attic >:D
@rockailzen38284 жыл бұрын
@@fjonbreak7910 and who knows maybe there behind you now
@pink_loveyt36334 жыл бұрын
Eri wut?
@mariemoore26894 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sparklelistz4 жыл бұрын
gloria rock girl lol why did I check after reading this
@Wathnaable5 жыл бұрын
How to keep burglars out: *get the boy from home alone*
@crescentiadreams49535 жыл бұрын
Lel
@richeh3114 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Kevin MCcallister?
@Timeira4 жыл бұрын
@@richeh311 yes
@Timeira4 жыл бұрын
@@richeh311 he knows how to defend his homr
@Timeira4 жыл бұрын
Home
@krinxq59865 жыл бұрын
*has big flat screen tv in every room* “Hide your expensive stuff” Wait-
@ajhalkeright70435 жыл бұрын
Hide your expensive stuff in the basement, and sleep there dressed up as a demon with a weapon cradling them. Burgler: Yeah no.
@thunder76504 жыл бұрын
weird flex but ok
@cipher4lifer774 жыл бұрын
Kokichi what are you doing here? Your in a killing game there is very little you can do to stay safe, a robbery is the last of your problems 😂 Hydraulic press 😗✌🏼
@noorsalih79874 жыл бұрын
But expensive bags on display
@aliciayoung33925 жыл бұрын
Your Neighbors are not always Trustworthy these Days. They can be the very ones that break into your House.😳
@frogg83194 жыл бұрын
Bright Side: “You can’t always stay home 24/7” Me: Quarantine
@Heidicr605 жыл бұрын
My dog has proven to be a better alarm than any security system that we have ever had! Hands down! You also can’t beat neighbors looking after neighbors🏠 Thanks for another great informative video bright side🙂
@callmeenzy57155 жыл бұрын
"Don't turn on the lights" Me: *makes the grudge noise and starts laughing historically as my chances to star in a horror movie has begun*
@pengoplayzi5 жыл бұрын
Meeeeeeeeeeeeee
@avo1435 жыл бұрын
*historically*
@Ava-xu5ok5 жыл бұрын
Meeeeee... .......... .........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rashmitham54694 жыл бұрын
This is so meeeeeeeeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@madj.73794 жыл бұрын
So.... do you laugh like Louis XIV? Or do you laugh like Abraham Lincoln? Or better yet, do you laugh like Margaret Thatcher? I mean honestly how do you laugh historically?
@edalynclawthorne5 жыл бұрын
This is what to say to a burglar (*Dont actually say it*) YOUR MOTHER GAVE LIFE TO YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOUR DOING WITH IT DISGRACEFUL
@jaswinn68145 жыл бұрын
omg yes 😎
@gamergirlwithherbros78075 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna say that to a burglar
@Frankie111795 жыл бұрын
YES!, this is a message for all Bad Pepole
@bb-xo8fk5 жыл бұрын
I was at my friends house along with my 5 friends and him so about 7 peaple were there and all of a sudden. Boom. We freak out, but my genius friend gave everyone a plan. My job go in the walls and knock quietly and say scary things like I see you, my friend#1 (girl) got in a white gown and stood in the hallway and put her black hair in front of her face, the dude was scared then my friend comes and says I See You. He Left with nothing but fear
@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee97375 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna say this to a burglar xD
@egmjag4 жыл бұрын
A news crew interviewed burglars at a prison and asked them what they thought was the best deterrent. One of the obvious answers was a dog but not so commonly known is a TV that's on. Several prisoners said they automatically assume someone's home when they see that a TV is on. I have done that several times when having to leave my home. Setting the volume loud enough so that someone approaching the front or back door can hear it is a good idea. Or leaving a radio near the door so that it sounds as if someone's home. After having had one very frightening attempted break in and two attempted burglaries (all while at home), I have to think creatively.
@Akula1145 жыл бұрын
Plan to go shopping, or go to any other place your car might be stolen? Don't use your actual home address for "HOME" on your GPS. Try the local police station instead. That way car thieves won't discover where you live while you aren't at home... shopping! Keep your bushes trimmed, especially around windows and doorways, make sure your exterior lights are high enough not to reach from the ground, put authentic alarm company signs in your front yard, and my favorite, leave lots of empty shell casings scattered around your front entrance. That will make it look like you are familiar with the "Castle Doctrine" and firearms.
@franl1555 жыл бұрын
couple of people I know have their Home set to the local police station
@cloudstrifeification5 жыл бұрын
You could also use those bushes for defensive measures if they are some type of thorny bush.
@LionessMB5 жыл бұрын
@@cloudstrifeification That's would be great and all that but... U HAVE TO HAVE A GATE SO THE HOUSE OWNER CAN ENTER HIS/HER HOUSE!!!!!!! (I just realized u can padlock ur gate lol oof)
@duke7565 жыл бұрын
I have professional iron bars installed on the back windows of my house and I have a professional iron door on my basement and backdoor to my porch + a six-foot privacy fence around my property with thorny shrubs planted on the inside of the fence. Yes, I may seem a little overboard but I've been robbed at gunpoint when I was in college and I have never forgotten that feeling of helplessness.
@gdwendyml5 жыл бұрын
'Install lights that turn on by motion sensor' ... later.... 'Do not turn on the lights if you hear someone sneaking around your home' Right
@silverchords12775 жыл бұрын
Right?! I thought the same thing.
@kevinbean36794 жыл бұрын
It does seem unproductive to have motion sensor lights then try to turn them off to have a home advantage...this is an unexplained gaffe
@kenkthesensai41454 жыл бұрын
Get security stickers and an alarm sign and post them in windows and the sign in your yard, even if you don't have one. Also consider keeping a radio or television on when away, putting it on a talk show. That makes it sound as though people are home conversing.
Also if people(service workers) are visiting your home. After they leave always check bottom floor windows to make sure they are still locked. Potential burglars can while they scope out your home leave one open for later. So ensure they are still LOCKED.
@xtremebattleblast40775 жыл бұрын
Why am I watching this just before I go to bed?
@SumOpShopGod5 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh same
@catie10675 жыл бұрын
I d0Nt KnOw wHY y U AsK mE
@unoreversecard56685 жыл бұрын
@@catie1067 banana
@freemanfamily69085 жыл бұрын
Me too
@jolenejinx41594 жыл бұрын
3:25 plot twist: the lawn mower is the bugular.
@rozchristopherson6482 жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ajarofpickles28265 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Buy a dog Step 2: that’s literally it
@rromero13185 жыл бұрын
Nice KZbin name!
@monoshock575 жыл бұрын
Get a rescue dog. Two wins.
@powerhouse8845 жыл бұрын
A jar of pickles Step 2 should be: Feed him with Human flesh....
@natipie5 жыл бұрын
Dang.. you right 😏🤣
@neilmaheshwari90375 жыл бұрын
Or buy a gun.
@AtlantaGuns5 жыл бұрын
Install motion sensor lights....but don’t turn on the lights 😂
@green_eye_gossip5 жыл бұрын
Atlanta Guns yea I caught that too
@libby80445 жыл бұрын
Atlanta Guns i think its because say youre in a room down the hallway and someone comes in through kitchen window, sensor is turned on so u can run directly at them while theyre disorientated or quickly get in a hiding spot for the monitor lights last a few seconds after last movement, and the burglar will still be disoriented. Last method gives u time to call the cops if u dont have a weapon on you/ in the room and if u donr have a phone... jump out the window for christs sakee
@philurbaniak18115 жыл бұрын
Mounting their heads on your gate sometimes works
@MmmMulholland5 жыл бұрын
Phil Urbaniak only sometimes
@philurbaniak18115 жыл бұрын
Depends on the neighborhood
@olivia-sy3rv5 жыл бұрын
No... wooden stakes on your roof
@typxcal5 жыл бұрын
r/woooooooosh
@rerease5 жыл бұрын
@@typxcal r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@thefilipinojoe3 жыл бұрын
Your warning about trees right outside second floor windows was excellent advice. Another tip is if possible, alter your routine so that you come and go at different times. Don't be predictable. I prefer leaving the living room lights on at night all night. By using LED light bulbs, you won't increase your electric bill enough to notice. If you live alone consider getting a roommate and if they have a different work schedule, even better. The more people living in your home, the safer you and your home will be. Best not to leave your home alone and always have a house sitter. The get a dog advise was excellent not only for providing house protection but personal protection at home or out and about.
@DavidWonn5 жыл бұрын
Just get two friends... Smith & Wesson
@darrentaylor96105 жыл бұрын
And their friends, Colt, and Glock
@youtubestolemyhandle15 жыл бұрын
“Well were just not gonna let you walk out of here”...
@MisterDhafid694 жыл бұрын
Heckler and Koch...
@davemckewan44504 жыл бұрын
Or their Austrian friend, Glock. However, I've heard that Savage Steven can be a bit ... well ... savage...
@ghosthunter18135 жыл бұрын
What if the neighbor is the burgalar ??? Think out of the box
@hardcandy71125 жыл бұрын
80% You neighbor is the Bugler or knows the bugler.
@blahblahblahblawww5 жыл бұрын
Hehe mine is they already tried breaking into mine
@mk_nugget5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@HaleyMary5 жыл бұрын
I see those beware of dog signs everywhere when I'm biking. There are never any dogs on those properties. I see more dogs in yards of houses with no signs. I think the lights on a timer are the best idea.
@tarkyncrooks87614 жыл бұрын
Bright side: You can’t be home 24/7 Me in quarantine: yes I can
@teeth17295 жыл бұрын
Okay KZbin, why is this on my recommended when I’m home alone?
@luxurious18274 жыл бұрын
MaddieP oop
@SuperL4B5 жыл бұрын
I know no one will read this, but if a single person read this, it would make my day💙May god bless you and make all of your dreams and wishes cone true, have a great week! I work my hardest to become a big KZbinr💙I know same doesn't happen over night 💙 wish me lucl😘
@anonymousmoose80375 жыл бұрын
I subed to u I have a small channel of my own😁
@pokemonmaster90445 жыл бұрын
Good luck on your dream Best of wishes :)
@pokemonmaster90445 жыл бұрын
#subed to you :)
@SuperL4B5 жыл бұрын
@@pokemonmaster9044 tysm for your support appreciated
@SuperL4B5 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousmoose8037 ty appecited
@brandonsatterstrom78945 жыл бұрын
Forgot to protect your chimney? 🤣 No... There's literally zero chimneys that a person can climb through
@Rev_Goose5 жыл бұрын
Burglar: *starts building a chimney*
@Shady_Fungus4 жыл бұрын
Does Santa Clause not count?
@fin27514 жыл бұрын
But if you do hear someone in the chimney light the fire
@Jjustajjj4 жыл бұрын
@@Shady_Fungus Santa is magic
@oldaccount16644 жыл бұрын
Nevan Geisen except mine
@mifdy15374 жыл бұрын
"you can't be home 24/7" Yeah, we _-don't-_ do that here.
@dinocookiesforyou43085 жыл бұрын
Robber: breaks into my house Me: * Tries to reason with the robber* Robber: Doesn’t listen* Me: biSh doNt bE ruDe
@patriciaanzar25585 жыл бұрын
I told one oh you want to use the phone. He left. Lol i guess i was lucky
@dinocookiesforyou43085 жыл бұрын
Patricia Anzar 😂
@tendoslittlemonster61445 жыл бұрын
OMG I CANT- AHHAHAAH FML 😂🤣🤣
@SuperBerya5 жыл бұрын
"Beware of dog" sign is what I need to do 😝!
@punit_jain5 жыл бұрын
Yes do 1 more thing buy a speaker that can same some audios Put the dog barking audio there sit the timer It would help u much more
@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
Do u have a dog?
@SuperBerya5 жыл бұрын
@@punit_jain YES👌, thanks for advice 😊
@SuperBerya5 жыл бұрын
@@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL no! I don't have a dog! I liked the idea of having a sign in front of the house 👍👍👍👍 , I know it will HELP us a lot 😊👌
@kirk5975 жыл бұрын
@@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL The sign will keep the burglars away.
@ritakus98715 жыл бұрын
I use to have a pitbull. One day I came home and she was walking back and forth on the roof. She was an excellent jumper. I let her do it for a while, because she looked so awesome guarding our home.
@eleanor81964 жыл бұрын
When my sister was somewhere from preschool to first grade, (I don’t know when, I’m not even sure if I had been born yet) a burglar had tried to break into my family’s house, not knowing that my dad was home and that we had a dog. My dad didn’t notice the burglar until my dog barked, alerting my dad and making him call the police. There’s a bunch more of the story that revolves around my dad talking to the police etc, etc, but that’s a lot more of the story. Point is, even though they didn’t catch the burglar, my dog effectively protected the whole block from burglars since now they knew that there was a loud dog. (Sorry this is so long)
@eleanor81964 жыл бұрын
@Ayo_Complaint still, thanks for reading the whole thing.
@jaslinrevelly695 жыл бұрын
I think my friends mother broke into our home when we weren't home. I guess sometimes even the people you think you can trust, you just can't trust
@green_eye_gossip5 жыл бұрын
Jaslin Revelly yea. We definitely need you to elaborate on this story. Okay go:
@plastictrousers83715 жыл бұрын
Jaslin Revelly yeah, btw I love miraculous 😂
@zharakov5 жыл бұрын
Gotta know more
@Eye-m7f5 жыл бұрын
My friend had an uninvited visitors at 2 am, luckily, he was awake and my friend is a compound bow Archer. He immediately shoot an arrow and apparently the arrow was stuck at the burglar's foot since there was only traces of blood left. I think that was traumatic for the burglar since who would expect arrows flying around these days 😅😅😅😅
@thommysides4616 Жыл бұрын
lol
@scarystories58295 жыл бұрын
My dog just sleeps she's a great Dane so don't be expecting her to guard u its my little dogs that guard the house 😂😂😂😂😂
@xurshido4ka2603 жыл бұрын
**Burglar watches this** "Or a slide-able tile to hide your valuables" Burglar: **slides every tile and finds nothing but roaches**
@driedkelp.32855 жыл бұрын
Jokes on them, I'm always at home-
@firstofallmynameisnameokde88274 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@darrenatics24355 жыл бұрын
Burglars: thanks to this video for giving us idea 😎
@jayenlee5855 жыл бұрын
Well guess what I will report you to the police
@willyflumble5 жыл бұрын
Well, jokes on you, I am home 24/7 And I don’t have a kitchen window
@ninatongco4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: If you think anyone is in your house don’t turn on the lights Me: Well my brother and mom are here. The LIGHTS ARE ON. SOOOOO?
@conniecharley70864 жыл бұрын
Why not turn on the lights the more they start to turn on wouldn't the robber run out.. That would be my first thought to do not going to be in the dark and get hurt he doesn't want to be seen turning on the lights he runs out.
@carissabelford53664 жыл бұрын
The crinimals will see u and think u are threat . It is better to keep the ligth off so he can’t see anyone . Especially at night.
@aianna38143 жыл бұрын
@@conniecharley7086 most robbers bring their guns tho
@implankton6605 жыл бұрын
I'm Gucci, in my home we have security systems:) And also we have the spotlight, if someone walks by the light turns on automatically. Oh I love my home!!
@elhandi18.785 жыл бұрын
I don't need that. I have a 12 gauge.
@salublox5 жыл бұрын
Your not gucci your Plankton!!
@jojogang10125 жыл бұрын
@@salublox no you're blind
@salublox5 жыл бұрын
@@jojogang1012 Did i ask you dont get between our talk ****
@powerhouse8845 жыл бұрын
im Plankton Do you have a Microphone 🎤 with that Spotlight??? Burglar might want to hit that Karaoke...
@kaulmeterry5 жыл бұрын
Have a recording on answering machine that says we instead of I, especially if you're alone
@randomlilith5 жыл бұрын
Why is nobody talking about Home Alone?! I know it's not Christmas but still...
@Cardinalfloors5 жыл бұрын
Put a metal folding chair in front on your door so when it opens it makes a loud crash, learning this from my special ops uncle
@sheilamac10625 жыл бұрын
I have literally 38 DOGS!!
@cadiemarshall77265 жыл бұрын
I have 72 Jasmine Dexter Fester Milly Jamie Cuba Costie Ava Mahe Drin Percy Makayla Heff Dec Maisy And loads more
@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL5 жыл бұрын
Wow! Do u even like cats?
@maybee...5 жыл бұрын
When they step in it they will be easy to track...
@xxxxxx-lj3wc5 жыл бұрын
Thats allot of turds
@shadowvoidz20985 жыл бұрын
Sheila Mac-Abee omg give me 1 lol, my mom said I can’t have a dog yet cause I’m not responsible enough :(
@imaniali40625 жыл бұрын
Title: 15 UNUSUAL ways to keep a burglar out Video: don’t let strangers in Wait..... was I the only one that doesn’t let strangers in🧐🧐🧐
@thetinyerror1495 жыл бұрын
My mom a way tells me that when she goes somewhere and I'm alone
@abbeydurum92595 жыл бұрын
Also if someone comes to your house saying they are a plumber, I'm obviously not going to let them in if I didnt call them.
@krinxq59865 жыл бұрын
My mom says when I’m home alone never to open the door even if it looks like the cops
@sandyhatfield18015 жыл бұрын
I have beware of dog sign, motion lights, leave on a light, keep lawn clean. Keep under windows shrubs with thorns. Keep stickers of alarms on windows. If alarm goes off, police are there in 5 minutes. Plus we have officers that live on every street in our neighborhood. The only thing i didnt try was the boots. Good idea, salvation army here i come for a size 13! Lol
@petragon17085 жыл бұрын
Lol nice I have Alarm thing Shrubs with thorns Traps under and outside windows Beware of dog sign A fake gun where alot of people can see it A dog I have marked the official burglar not worthy to be robbed sign on my house A real gun (hidden) Many trusted friends And some other things
@-cutie-98165 жыл бұрын
Lol and I have ex - police dog. Safe enough.
@baeyahh_4 жыл бұрын
Me:*Going out with my friends* Grandpa:*throws something in trash can* Me:*Got home* Also me:*Sees Many trash* Also me again:AHHHH THERES A ROBBER AHHH AHHH IM GONNA MOVE OUT AHH
@hiiiii13584 жыл бұрын
‘Can’t be home 24/7’ Quarantine: I don’t think so!
@avad42444 жыл бұрын
What about getting food and physical activity
@diplexpen91533 жыл бұрын
@@avad4244 You couldn't during quarantine.
@krishjain78405 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I am buglar. . . . . . . . I steal your heart♥️
@ToddtheExploder5 жыл бұрын
krish jain Pretty easy to understand your career choice.
@krishjain78405 жыл бұрын
@@ToddtheExploder then guess what is it?
@quiitenx79025 жыл бұрын
Lol "buglar"
@rerease5 жыл бұрын
@Briana Stan r/woooosh
@sgillman165 жыл бұрын
Awwe
@spreadingpositivity38035 жыл бұрын
The one who is reading this, *Make each day your masterpiece* It is never too late to be what you might have been. Good morning and I Hope you have a great day 😊
@pokemonmaster90445 жыл бұрын
Thx u2
@rerease5 жыл бұрын
@@crickettoday9891 r/woooosh
@fionawilson12965 жыл бұрын
U 2
@rerease5 жыл бұрын
@@fionawilson1296 youve been banned
@vinsio17124 жыл бұрын
You: Get to know your neighbors, and let them know your habits. Me: *But what if your neighbor is the burglar?*
@theredema58574 жыл бұрын
:0
@franklinokey-iwobi46205 жыл бұрын
Best way to keep burglars out.... LOCK YOUR DOORS!!! and windows
@lenvillafuerte73435 жыл бұрын
we got robbed when our doors where locked, although the gate was metal but the door was wood so you’d just use a saw or something
@crenzor5 жыл бұрын
Your lock windows and etc like a eas
@galaxyofweirdness49485 жыл бұрын
11 11 And then the alarm goes off.
@shaksardar60445 жыл бұрын
FRANKLIN OKEY-IWOBI r
@ajhalkeright70435 жыл бұрын
What if they like breaking stuff...
@farahmohamedsharawyadel41785 жыл бұрын
*"You can't stay home 24/7"* _John cena:are you sure about that?_
@ryanmcdowell23265 жыл бұрын
*15 + unusual bullets to keep burglars away from your home*
@crackert52635 жыл бұрын
Without watching but 33 seconds of the video I can tell you the best line of defense when it comes to someone breaking your house when you're sleeping..... Dogs and guns!
@aceshigh13995 жыл бұрын
If you are here for the thumbnail skip to 7:37 Well that saved time didn't it
@RecapJunkies5 жыл бұрын
I set a bear trap in the dining room. Works just fine! 🐻
@salehabegum45845 жыл бұрын
Granny's house~
@1002CL4 жыл бұрын
My father was a police officer in New York and he would tell us if we are going on vacation to put our suitcases in garbage bags and carry it like it was a real garbage bag to the car, so if anyone was scoping out the house they wouldn't realize what we were doing. I thought that was pretty clever.
@bradenevans5145 жыл бұрын
I have a sign on my door with the front of a pistol and the words, “We don’t call police.” Written on it. I also have a loaded pistol and a loaded shotgun in my bedroom. Oh, and I sleep with 3 chihuahuas. And I have a home alarm set with a camera on the front porch and a camera in my living room. I think my MSCJ prepared me....
@abeltesfaye_3 жыл бұрын
What's MSCJ?
@bradenevans5143 жыл бұрын
@@abeltesfaye_ Masters of Science in Criminal Justice