Brilliant quotes from Mark Twain. The best quotes and aphorisms.

Mark Twain was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was lauded as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature". His novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter of which has often been called the "Great American Novel".
This collection of the greatest Mark Twain quotes include more lessons on life, death, and everything in between that you’ll need to live a full life.

[@lnzo5033]

"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, its time to pause and reflect". I couldn't understand this message anymore than I do now

[@wiseandfamous]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - my favorite one

[@True38]

I don't remember anything :)

[@angelwishes3213]

you have to remember the truth b/c that can be forgotten as well

[@501man9]

I forgot the truth (am I old?)

[@quotes347]

Very well quote

[@zhugeliang3905]

2:08 My favourite “Never tell the truth to those who are not worthy of it.”

[@quotes347]

My favourite quote

[@mickhealy572]

what a brilliant mind.. being old now I can truly appreciate his wisdom, thought and humour, a true thinker... cheers for that from Oz.

[@danielluke4139]

7:32 "Never argue with stupid people, they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

[@LAHEX-yt6ux]

From some of these quotes, you can tell this man had a great sense of humor

[@scotnick59]

Sagittarius!

[@sopphocles]

The funniest I find of these quote is : “ if you have a clear conscience it’s a clear sign of a bad memory “ hahaha

[@johnanthonygonzales8714]

I am hooked on listening to Great Quotes. Thank you..... I think.....?

[@nathanreid6687]

Never tell the truth to people who lie

[@mark3anthony2002]

The humor in this is incredible

[@brothersintruth]

Good quotes read by robots are worst than bad quotes read by humans

[@tigerlilysoma588]

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it” Best advice I’ve ever got in my life...

[@johnnyghoul8100]

I always tell my enemies the truth but I make sure they hate me first so they don't believe me 🤣

[@kathypaul8580]

Amen

[@grendo45]

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

[@mikeholloway2625]

All the wisest men of all time have said the same thing some way or another. Truth is power and mercy the most precious thing that is your's to give away. Never give either away to those unworthy.

[@peternicholsonu6090]

“Don’t mix with fools lest you become one”.

[@rogerjamespaul5528]

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” - Mark Twain

[@nogiedeville1623]

One of my faves.

[@RedPandas3111]

Some of the best quotes hands down, very intelligent man

[@oedrogonzalez7056]

Athe more I learn about people the more I like my dog

[@alanab9674]

I also like Will Rogers. "What people know that ain't so." Like Mark Twain, they would go on talking tours. People would pay admission to hear them speak.

[@merlynamarjit717]

Wonderful lifetime quotes to remember

[@truartist5379]

“I’ve never let my schooling interfere with my education”

[@TriniRoyQuiReyes]

"Whenever you are on the side of the mejority , it is time to Pause and think" - "Never tell the truth to people Who are not worthy of it" - Mark Twain. Because It boils down to his Next quote. "Never argue with stupid people, they Will drag you down And beat you with experience. I tried, and tried and this last one is so true, it's pointless.

[@True38]

Don't argue period. It serves no point and you're not going to convince anyone since people hold on to their beliefs, values, and ideas. Law# 9

[@tremkoalaska5543]

@@True38 or just move so far away there is nobody to argue with

[@True38]

@@tremkoalaska5543 That works as well.

[@nithilarax8340]

Brilliant quotes by Mark Twain 👏

[@michaelwilliams7907]

NEVER TELL THE TRUTH TO THOSE WHO ARE UNWORTHY OF IT. THANK YOU. HOW BOUT - YOU CANT TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHAT YOU DONT KNOW ??? MERRY XMAS EVERYONE

[@name-ic3vo]

"i was educated once - it took me years to get over it" best quote and so true

[@un-limited7009]

Thanks

[@jeanmechellepablicopablico3934]

These quote comes with genius mind

[@toniparizo8049]

What a wise man. Thank you

[@globaltips168]

Great quotes

[@robertball6301]

I like 'if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.' I started reading Huckleberry Finn for WR 123.

[@michaelwilliams7907]

EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THE KEN BURNS SERIES HE DID ON MARK TWAIN ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO. ITS EXCELLENT

[@sgtboz9730]

"God created war so Americans would learn geography." LOL

[@alimohmmed5858]

😂

[@lyw621]

6:06

[@amparogonzalez1269]

Never tell the truth to people who lie or are ignorant

[@goatface6602]

The voice doesn’t pass the Turing test.

[@mamacline33]

Beautiful 💛

[@happysmurfette]

I appreciate you Quotes of the great for sharing these brilliant quotes✨🌊🦉great reminders to apply in my life with a dash of love🌻🦋 priceless. Keep up the awesome work, thank you!! *suscribed🙌🙌

[@GoddessBlessYou]

What a mechanical reading of these delicious quotes from an amazing man. The intonation is all wrong. Must be a computer, not a person.

[@realestatecoach8626]

Some of these quotes are too funny ! Surprise he didn’t come up with the quote “ Never argue with a fool , onlookers might not be able to tell the difference! “

[@westnblu]

clever

[@realestatecoach8626]

@@westnblu thanks, that was from the book of Proverbs. Wish I came up with it. Lol

[@mdfazalmahmudshah7183]

My Favorite person.

[@creativebooksummaries]

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

[@shondamorse8822]

So very true and divinely put but #Amen so convenient how others forget everything ✌️😶 ✨🕊️✨

[@chadkline4268]

Very good thanks for the video!

[@GuitaristJohnChapman]

Genius!

[@geronimo3180]

truth that's all ...amazing M.T.

[@klaudia.von.wagner]

BRILLIANT QUALITY MIND 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@snapfinger1]

What men desire most is to be envied.

[@lendavidhart9710]

We have the best government that credit can buy

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

We lucked out on this side of the pond and got our own George Bernard Shaw

[@haroldkay6303]

Its to bad that we missed that time period

[@Jay-nb1ss]

One quote he said was use a word 3 times correctly it's yours.

[@epicwork5970]

Never say never

[@thecookj454]

Twain was a genius, very out thinking dude

[@frankiepatron9834]

A friend also said that is no one is here to receive you

[@leeboriack8054]

Great quotes, but the robotic voice is distracting and the women's legs behind the quotes is odd as it is curious.

[@JB-sb2uw]

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

[@andreimelnikov651]

By memory, "half of members of the Congress are idiots" - Mark wrote in his newspaper. Because of his popularity, Congress issued the order to Mark Twain to publish the rebuttal. Next day, first page proclaimed that "half of members of the Congress are not idiots" ONLY MARK TWAIN could do it!

[@williambrady1043]

The narrator's voice inflection shows that he doesn't get what Twain was saying.

[@ZooxMaze]

Bot ;)

[@MJ-ix7wm]

@@ZooxMaze I think they are sounding more real and it fools people!?!??! I guess....

[@ZooxMaze]

@@MJ-ix7wm Maybe, English is not their first language... :-/

[@MJ-ix7wm]

@@ZooxMaze that would make sense my friend. Peace be with you.

[@miadahhajbi6442]

Don’t tell the truth to people you don’t have too they know everything already .

[@sonicgauge1]

The best government money can buy, lol.. and, man was made after a week's work when God was tired, lol my faves..

[@jdawgxpxduh8763]

hes brillant

[@justkeepmovingforward.3888]

" baseless confidence is merely a cheap arrogance" - me who stole it from a manhwa.

[@rizalinasalazar5846]

🙏😍

[@joe47771]

don't think that you can get that gerry rafferty by me

[@goharikjones7387]

Like the one that says, God invented War so Americans can learn Geography..

[@budoykoko565]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and man. -Mark Twain

[@directdinstrada]

Is this vidnami voice over? It sounds ok!

[@Johnconno]

'Some girls are bigger than others.'

[@bipinshahi9830]

Mammy!!!

[@billchong2089]

The secret is to find what is the real truth.

[@WiseQuotesLS]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything„ _Mark Twain

[@billionairelifestyle8622]

PICTURE ME MAKING BILLIONS

[@normanzimmerman5029]

Foregiveness and shredding heels…

[@morfsevals4106]

AREA UNSOLVED: Streets of the community ......... Book ...... ...

[@mynameisnobody6052]

A woman that is pretty , it might be all she has ! " Nobody "

[@GinjaNinja01]

I think an actual HUMAN instead of a sterile, emotionless computerized voice-over program...could have captured the wry humour far better. We are still employing actual people...aren't we?

[@d.l.loonabide9981]

Get the guy who voices Colonel Sanders' cartoon character.

[@sonicgauge1]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Foghorn Leghorn

[@micheleserio2061]

Agreed! And wtvr subliminal is going on in the background? Distracting... I love Clemens ✌💛

[@micheleserio2061]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

[@micheleserio2061]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

[@mikehess4494]

Even Data would have voiced these quotes better.

[@fishflaps7030]

Robots rule

[@WordsofWisdomquotes]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything

[@celticmulato2609]

I love the stupid people and telling the truth quote.

[@anteyefolkz7777]

Yes that's right , when you tell the truth you needn't remember anything , which makes Daniel a really unreliable person? because it's just taken for granted that everybody else is telling the truth too , but reality dictates otherwise...

[@daveinthailand]

God created war so Americans would learn Geography BRILLIANT

[@frankiepatron9834]

First I day of work A man walked a thisand miles for a drink of water A friend told me to look on the mirror and who I see is who I take care of

[@thereliefchannel6372]

This would be considerably more appreciable if it wasn't being vocalized by a ROBOT.

[@tonylohi3685]

Good one bro It should be added to Mark Twains quotes Im sure if he were here in 2021 he would have said that, but the robot would be offended as almost all people are by everything these days - just utterly offended robots

[@501man9]

It's fun to "lie" to someone who is gullible.

[@oedrogonzalez7056]

I don't like bestsellers everybody reads them

[@joemarcomamao1560]

Like me anytime accept all the time..

[@frankiepatron9834]

.ark train road the Mississippi during his career

[@Leo-nine]

Robots speaking the words of great humans. Yikes.

[@SuperSlik50]

The wise man will seek out towels of terry in fields of elongated labia

[@engchoontan8483]

Then the scholars became engineers and went on to great heights of shania-twain. Man, they are womenly.

[@engchoontan8483]

Africans will offer Shakira and waka-waka eh-eh, this time for Africa.

[@bayaosborn1015]

Me I'm funny💥😎👍I can💯 no fear 🍺😎👍 beer,. I do💯 not really, hear that💥 ?🤔??? ✅✅✅ Other people's habits I've noticed some people shocking💯. Made that up💯 some good some🖕

[@Trox2018]

Why the garbage synth voice over?

[@miekesiauw3805]

Brutal tapi tolol..dia berani lancang melakukan yg buruk padamu Jika sedikit kesenggol..jauhi..keburukan ya bukan tanggung jawabnmu tanamkan..ini duri..Jika lengah pasti tertusuk..lebih Baik dihindari..Masih banyak manusia yg bukan sebagai duri..bisa menyampaikan sesuatu untuk sebuah kebaikan bersama daripada melakukan kebetulan Karena merasa kesenggol

[@bhief473]

Robot voice….. atrocious

[@briejoana.6736]

I would ask you please to read these great sayings yourself. But the AI voice is painful.

[@ramthianthomson601]

Xx.

[@sipoppy984]

If you're going to use a robot voice to narrate... Don't bother !

[@tomcondon6169]

False soundtrack that doesn't speak English. IT gets infleccctan rong, drones like machine. No more fake voices. I will thumbs down, and listen as short as possible.

[@bayaosborn1015]

Who cares what a woman thinks💯✅ I only say not much unless I like her otherwise🤔 don't care💯 I'd say excuse me I'm watching this paint dry💯. And don't slam the door on your way out👍 oh before ugo dishes vacuum. I'm off to the pub💯😂👍 charm I'm like prince charming 🤔 can't understand why I'm single✅I no everyone's an ass hole💯. 🤜🤛 I new it💯

[@mickhealy572]

amazing how many people in the comments get there bra straps twisted over the voice, a computer voice and they lose the plot..remarkable in this day and age and while they use their computers to listen..go figure that...