Brilliant quotes from Mark Twain. The best quotes and aphorisms.

Mark Twain was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was lauded as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature". His novels include The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter of which has often been called the "Great American Novel".
This collection of the greatest Mark Twain quotes include more lessons on life, death, and everything in between that you’ll need to live a full life.

[@wiseandfamous]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - my favorite one

[@True38]

I don't remember anything :)

[@angelwishes3213]

you have to remember the truth b/c that can be forgotten as well

[@501man9]

I forgot the truth (am I old?)

[@quotes347]

Very well quote

[@zhugeliang3905]

2:08 My favourite “Never tell the truth to those who are not worthy of it.”

[@quotes347]

My favourite quote

[@mickhealy572]

what a brilliant mind.. being old now I can truly appreciate his wisdom, thought and humour, a true thinker... cheers for that from Oz.

[@renupathak4442]

Love the quotes you send. It is an education for life. How great these wise men were

[@johnanthonygonzales8714]

I am hooked on listening to Great Quotes. Thank you..... I think.....?

[@danielluke4139]

7:32 "Never argue with stupid people, they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

[@LAHEX-yt6ux]

From some of these quotes, you can tell this man had a great sense of humor

[@scotnick59]

Sagittarius!

[@sopphocles]

The funniest I find of these quote is : “ if you have a clear conscience it’s a clear sign of a bad memory “ hahaha

[@mark3anthony2002]

The humor in this is incredible

[@grendo45]

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

[@mikeholloway2625]

All the wisest men of all time have said the same thing some way or another. Truth is power and mercy the most precious thing that is your's to give away. Never give either away to those unworthy.

[@peternicholsonu6090]

“Don’t mix with fools lest you become one”.

[@nathanreid6687]

Never tell the truth to people who lie

[@rogerjamespaul5528]

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” - Mark Twain

[@nogiedeville1623]

One of my faves.

[@mikeroberts7921]

Amen!

[@RedPandas3111]

Some of the best quotes hands down, very intelligent man

[@oedrogonzalez7056]

Athe more I learn about people the more I like my dog

[@johnnyghoul8100]

I always tell my enemies the truth but I make sure they hate me first so they don't believe me 🤣

[@merlynamarjit717]

Wonderful lifetime quotes to remember

[@truartist5379]

“I’ve never let my schooling interfere with my education”

[@mdfazalmahmudshah7183]

My Favorite person.

[@tigerlilysoma588]

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it” Best advice I’ve ever got in my life...

[@nithilarax8340]

Brilliant quotes by Mark Twain 👏

[@Contraflow01]

Good quotes read by robots are worst than bad quotes read by humans

[@kathypaul8580]

Amen

[@un-limited7009]

Thanks

[@TriniRoyQuiReyes]

"Whenever you are on the side of the mejority , it is time to Pause and think" - "Never tell the truth to people Who are not worthy of it" - Mark Twain. Because It boils down to his Next quote. "Never argue with stupid people, they Will drag you down And beat you with experience. I tried, and tried and this last one is so true, it's pointless.

[@True38]

Don't argue period. It serves no point and you're not going to convince anyone since people hold on to their beliefs, values, and ideas. Law# 9

[@tremkoalaska5543]

@@True38 or just move so far away there is nobody to argue with

[@True38]

@@tremkoalaska5543 That works as well.

[@jeanmechellepablicopablico3934]

These quote comes with genius mind

[@toniparizo8049]

What a wise man. Thank you

[@goatface6602]

The voice doesn’t pass the Turing test.

[@amparogonzalez1269]

Never tell the truth to people who lie or are ignorant

[@michaelwilliams7907]

EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THE KEN BURNS SERIES HE DID ON MARK TWAIN ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO. ITS EXCELLENT

[@sgtboz9730]

"God created war so Americans would learn geography." LOL

[@alimohmmed5858]

😂

[@lyw621]

6:06

[@creativebooksummaries]

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

[@robertball6301]

I like 'if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.' I started reading Huckleberry Finn for WR 123.

[@lindahollander3588]

He seems like the kind of person I would have like to have known

[@GoddessBlessYou]

What a mechanical reading of these delicious quotes from an amazing man. The intonation is all wrong. Must be a computer, not a person.

[@JB-sb2uw]

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

[@chadkline4268]

Very good thanks for the video!

[@Gym.Rats.Hilarious]

BRILLIANT QUALITY MIND 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@mamacline33]

Beautiful 💛

[@tomeverett2212]

"He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

[@realestatecoach8626]

Some of these quotes are too funny ! Surprise he didn’t come up with the quote “ Never argue with a fool , onlookers might not be able to tell the difference! “

[@westnblu]

clever

[@realestatecoach8626]

@@westnblu thanks, that was from the book of Proverbs. Wish I came up with it. Lol

[@GuitaristJohnChapman]

Genius!

[@snapfinger1]

What men desire most is to be envied.

[@geronimo3180]

truth that's all ...amazing M.T.

[@thereliefchannel6372]

This would be considerably more appreciable if it wasn't being vocalized by a ROBOT.

[@tonylohi3685]

Good one bro It should be added to Mark Twains quotes Im sure if he were here in 2021 he would have said that, but the robot would be offended as almost all people are by everything these days - just utterly offended robots

[@williambrady1043]

The narrator's voice inflection shows that he doesn't get what Twain was saying.

[@ZooxMaze]

Bot ;)

[@MJ-ix7wm]

@@ZooxMaze I think they are sounding more real and it fools people!?!??! I guess....

[@ZooxMaze]

@@MJ-ix7wm Maybe, English is not their first language... :-/

[@MJ-ix7wm]

@@ZooxMaze that would make sense my friend. Peace be with you.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

We lucked out on this side of the pond and got our own George Bernard Shaw

[@goharikjones7387]

Like the one that says, God invented War so Americans can learn Geography..

[@epicwork5970]

Never say never

[@happysmurfette]

I appreciate you Quotes of the great for sharing these brilliant quotes✨🌊🦉great reminders to apply in my life with a dash of love🌻🦋 priceless. Keep up the awesome work, thank you!! *suscribed🙌🙌

[@haroldkay6303]

Its to bad that we missed that time period

[@leeboriack8054]

Great quotes, but the robotic voice is distracting and the women's legs behind the quotes is odd as it is curious.

[@lendavidhart9710]

We have the best government that credit can buy

[@frankiepatron9834]

A friend also said that is no one is here to receive you

[@GinjaNinja01]

I think an actual HUMAN instead of a sterile, emotionless computerized voice-over program...could have captured the wry humour far better. We are still employing actual people...aren't we?

[@d.l.loonabide9981]

Get the guy who voices Colonel Sanders' cartoon character.

[@sonicgauge1]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Foghorn Leghorn

[@micheleserio2061]

Agreed! And wtvr subliminal is going on in the background? Distracting... I love Clemens ✌💛

[@micheleserio2061]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

[@micheleserio2061]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

[@miadahhajbi6442]

Don’t tell the truth to people you don’t have too they know everything already .

[@justkeepmovingforward.3888]

" baseless confidence is merely a cheap arrogance" - me who stole it from a manhwa.

[@joe47771]

don't think that you can get that gerry rafferty by me

[@Edwindeleon-gi8os]

ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE IS IGNORANCE AND CONFIDENCE = THEN SUCCES IS SURE

[@billchong2089]

The secret is to find what is the real truth.

[@sonicgauge1]

The best government money can buy, lol.. and, man was made after a week's work when God was tired, lol my faves..

[@mikehess4494]

Even Data would have voiced these quotes better.

[@WiseQuotesLS]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything„ _Mark Twain

[@thecookj454]

Twain was a genius, very out thinking dude

[@Johnconno]

'Some girls are bigger than others.'

[@rizalinasalazar5846]

🙏😍

[@bipinshahi9830]

Mammy!!!

[@celticmulato2609]

I love the stupid people and telling the truth quote.

[@WordsofWisdomquotes]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything

[@billionairelifestyle8622]

PICTURE ME MAKING BILLIONS

[@morfsevals4106]

AREA UNSOLVED: Streets of the community ......... Book ...... ...

[@normanzimmerman5029]

Foregiveness and shredding heels…

[@fishflaps7030]

Robots rule

[@daveinthailand]

God created war so Americans would learn Geography BRILLIANT

[@directdinstrada]

Is this vidnami voice over? It sounds ok!

[@oedrogonzalez7056]

I don't like bestsellers everybody reads them

[@Trox2018]

Why the garbage synth voice over?

[@501man9]

It's fun to "lie" to someone who is gullible.

[@joemarcomamao1560]

Like me anytime accept all the time..

[@engchoontan8483]

Then the scholars became engineers and went on to great heights of shania-twain. Man, they are womenly.

[@engchoontan8483]

Africans will offer Shakira and waka-waka eh-eh, this time for Africa.

[@Leo-nine]

Robots speaking the words of great humans. Yikes.

[@frankiepatron9834]

.ark train road the Mississippi during his career

[@sipoppy984]

If you're going to use a robot voice to narrate... Don't bother !

[@bhief473]

Robot voice….. atrocious

[@tomcondon6169]

False soundtrack that doesn't speak English. IT gets infleccctan rong, drones like machine. No more fake voices. I will thumbs down, and listen as short as possible.

[@SuperSlik50]

The wise man will seek out towels of terry in fields of elongated labia

[@Mocaknight]

What a pity to have such great quotes and ideas using such a horrible default audio voice over....

[@bayaosborn1015]

Me I'm funny💥😎👍I can💯 no fear 🍺😎👍 beer,. I do💯 not really, hear that💥 ?🤔??? ✅✅✅ Other people's habits I've noticed some people shocking💯. Made that up💯 some good some🖕

[@markjonz]

Great quotes, terrible narration

[@miekesiauw3805]

Brutal tapi tolol..dia berani lancang melakukan yg buruk padamu Jika sedikit kesenggol..jauhi..keburukan ya bukan tanggung jawabnmu tanamkan..ini duri..Jika lengah pasti tertusuk..lebih Baik dihindari..Masih banyak manusia yg bukan sebagai duri..bisa menyampaikan sesuatu untuk sebuah kebaikan bersama daripada melakukan kebetulan Karena merasa kesenggol

[@ROYALTYbecauseUcan]

This Ai voice is not doing it

[@bayaosborn1015]

Who cares what a woman thinks💯✅ I only say not much unless I like her otherwise🤔 don't care💯 I'd say excuse me I'm watching this paint dry💯. And don't slam the door on your way out👍 oh before ugo dishes vacuum. I'm off to the pub💯😂👍 charm I'm like prince charming 🤔 can't understand why I'm single✅I no everyone's an ass hole💯. 🤜🤛 I new it💯

[@ramthianthomson601]

Xx.

[@joeljacquart6304]

THIS sounds terrible .. I couldn't stand listening after the first 10 seconds and click you were gone

[@dilrukshijayalath877]

Liers....

[@jdnrotterdam2150]

I also don’t think this is all the truth.. people like to romanticize things from the past.. and make people believe it actually happend..

[@khairunishakhetikheti3273]

@@jdnrotterdam2150 my. India. Thankyou

[@briejoana.6736]

I would ask you please to read these great sayings yourself. But the AI voice is painful.

[@michaelwilliams7907]

NEVER TELL THE TRUTH TO THOSE WHO ARE UNWORTHY OF IT. THANK YOU. HOW BOUT - YOU CANT TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHAT YOU DONT KNOW ??? MERRY XMAS EVERYONE

[@globaltips168]

Great quotes

[@lnzo5033]

"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, its time to pause and reflect". I couldn't understand this message anymore than I do now

[@Jay-nb1ss]

One quote he said was use a word 3 times correctly it's yours.

[@alanab9674]

I also like Will Rogers. "What people know that ain't so." Like Mark Twain, they would go on talking tours. People would pay admission to hear them speak.