Brilliant quotes from Mark Twain. The best quotes and aphorisms.

[@zhugeliang3905]

2:08 My favourite “Never tell the truth to those who are not worthy of it.”

[@quotes347]

My favourite quote

[@wiseandfamous]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - my favorite one

[@True38]

I don't remember anything :)

[@angelwishes3213]

you have to remember the truth b/c that can be forgotten as well

[@501man9]

I forgot the truth (am I old?)

[@quotes347]

Very well quote

[@mickhealy572]

what a brilliant mind.. being old now I can truly appreciate his wisdom, thought and humour, a true thinker... cheers for that from Oz.

[@renupathak4442]

Love the quotes you send. It is an education for life. How great these wise men were

[@mark3anthony2002]

The humor in this is incredible

[@johnanthonygonzales8714]

I am hooked on listening to Great Quotes. Thank you..... I think.....?

[@tigerlilysoma588]

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it” Best advice I’ve ever got in my life...

[@LAHEX-yt6ux]

From some of these quotes, you can tell this man had a great sense of humor

[@scotnick59]

Sagittarius!

[@danielluke4139]

7:32 "Never argue with stupid people, they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

[@sopphocles]

The funniest I find of these quote is : “ if you have a clear conscience it’s a clear sign of a bad memory “ hahaha

[@lnzo5033]

"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, its time to pause and reflect". I couldn't understand this message anymore than I do now

[@toniparizo8049]

What a wise man. Thank you

[@merlynamarjit717]

Wonderful lifetime quotes to remember

[@RedPandas3111]

Some of the best quotes hands down, very intelligent man

[@nathanreid6687]

Never tell the truth to people who lie

[@nithilarax8340]

Brilliant quotes by Mark Twain 👏

[@johnnyghoul8100]

I always tell my enemies the truth but I make sure they hate me first so they don't believe me 🤣

[@grendo45]

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

[@mikeholloway2625]

All the wisest men of all time have said the same thing some way or another. Truth is power and mercy the most precious thing that is your's to give away. Never give either away to those unworthy.

[@peternicholsonu6090]

“Don’t mix with fools lest you become one”.

[@TriniRoyQuiReyes]

"Whenever you are on the side of the mejority , it is time to Pause and think" - "Never tell the truth to people Who are not worthy of it" - Mark Twain. Because It boils down to his Next quote. "Never argue with stupid people, they Will drag you down And beat you with experience. I tried, and tried and this last one is so true, it's pointless.

[@True38]

Don't argue period. It serves no point and you're not going to convince anyone since people hold on to their beliefs, values, and ideas. Law# 9

[@tremkoalaska]

@@True38 or just move so far away there is nobody to argue with

[@True38]

@@tremkoalaska That works as well.

[@geronimo3180]

truth that's all ...amazing M.T.

[@Contraflow01]

Good quotes read by robots are worst than bad quotes read by humans

[@name-ic3vo]

"i was educated once - it took me years to get over it" best quote and so true

[@oedrogonzalez7056]

Athe more I learn about people the more I like my dog

[@jeanmechellepablicopablico3934]

These quote comes with genius mind

[@chadkline4268]

Very good thanks for the video!

[@un-limited7009]

Thanks

[@michaelwilliams7907]

NEVER TELL THE TRUTH TO THOSE WHO ARE UNWORTHY OF IT. THANK YOU. HOW BOUT - YOU CANT TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHAT YOU DONT KNOW ??? MERRY XMAS EVERYONE

[@truartist5379]

“I’ve never let my schooling interfere with my education”

[@shondamorse8822]

So very true and divinely put but #Amen so convenient how others forget everything ✌️😶 ✨🕊️✨

[@globaltips168]

Great quotes

[@robertball6301]

I like 'if you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.' I started reading Huckleberry Finn for WR 123.

[@alanab9674]

I also like Will Rogers. "What people know that ain't so." Like Mark Twain, they would go on talking tours. People would pay admission to hear them speak.

[@mdfazalmahmudshah7183]

My Favorite person.

[@michaelwilliams7907]

EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THE KEN BURNS SERIES HE DID ON MARK TWAIN ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO. ITS EXCELLENT

[@amparogonzalez1269]

Never tell the truth to people who lie or are ignorant

[@sgtboz9730]

"God created war so Americans would learn geography." LOL

[@alimohmmed5858]

😂

[@lyw621]

6:06

[@creativebooksummaries]

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

[@melissakwdishman]

Brilliant man

[@mamacline33]

Beautiful 💛

[@happysmurfette]

I appreciate you Quotes of the great for sharing these brilliant quotes✨🌊🦉great reminders to apply in my life with a dash of love🌻🦋 priceless. Keep up the awesome work, thank you!! *suscribed🙌🙌

[@goatface6602]

The voice doesn’t pass the Turing test.

[@Hecate369healing]

BRILLIANT QUALITY MIND 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

[@realestatecoach8626]

Some of these quotes are too funny ! Surprise he didn’t come up with the quote “ Never argue with a fool , onlookers might not be able to tell the difference! “

[@westnblu]

clever

[@realestatecoach8626]

@@westnblu thanks, that was from the book of Proverbs. Wish I came up with it. Lol

[@lindahollander3588]

He seems like the kind of person I would have like to have known

[@colc2190]

There is no such thing as a bad day, some are better than others. My belief

[@LoralLee]

What a mechanical reading of these delicious quotes from an amazing man. The intonation is all wrong. Must be a computer, not a person.

[@kathypaul8580]

Amen

[@budoykoko565]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and man. -Mark Twain

[@JohnChapmansMusic]

Genius!

[@tomeverett2212]

"He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."

[@snapfinger1]

What men desire most is to be envied.

[@JB-sb2uw]

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

We lucked out on this side of the pond and got our own George Bernard Shaw

[@haroldkay6303]

Its to bad that we missed that time period

[@goharikjones7387]

Like the one that says, God invented War so Americans can learn Geography..

[@GinjaNinja01]

I think an actual HUMAN instead of a sterile, emotionless computerized voice-over program...could have captured the wry humour far better. We are still employing actual people...aren't we?

[@d.l.loonabide9981]

Get the guy who voices Colonel Sanders' cartoon character.

[@sonicgauge1]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Foghorn Leghorn

[@micheleserio2061]

Agreed! And wtvr subliminal is going on in the background? Distracting... I love Clemens ✌💛

[@micheleserio2061]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

[@micheleserio2061]

@@d.l.loonabide9981 Exactly, Lol

[@Jay-nb1ss]

One quote he said was use a word 3 times correctly it's yours.

[@williambrady1043]

The narrator's voice inflection shows that he doesn't get what Twain was saying.

[@ZooxMaze]

Bot ;)

[@MJ-ix7wm]

@@ZooxMaze I think they are sounding more real and it fools people!?!??! I guess....

[@ZooxMaze]

@@MJ-ix7wm Maybe, English is not their first language... :-/

[@MJ-ix7wm]

@@ZooxMaze that would make sense my friend. Peace be with you.

[@lendavidhart9710]

We have the best government that credit can buy

[@frankiepatron9834]

A friend also said that is no one is here to receive you

[@thecookj454]

Twain was a genius, very out thinking dude

[@WiseQuotesLS]

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything„ _Mark Twain

[@leeboriack8054]

Great quotes, but the robotic voice is distracting and the women's legs behind the quotes is odd as it is curious.

[@directdinstrada]

Is this vidnami voice over? It sounds ok!

[@epicwork5970]

Never say never

[@miadahhajbi6442]

Don’t tell the truth to people you don’t have too they know everything already .

[@sonicgauge1]

The best government money can buy, lol.. and, man was made after a week's work when God was tired, lol my faves..

[@celticmulato2609]

I love the stupid people and telling the truth quote.

[@justkeepmovingforward.3888]

" baseless confidence is merely a cheap arrogance" - me who stole it from a manhwa.

[@billchong2089]

The secret is to find what is the real truth.

[@daveinthailand]

God created war so Americans would learn Geography BRILLIANT

[@joe47771]

don't think that you can get that gerry rafferty by me

[@WordsofWisdomquotes]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything

[@mikehess4494]

Even Data would have voiced these quotes better.

[@Edwindeleon-gi8os]

ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE IS IGNORANCE AND CONFIDENCE = THEN SUCCES IS SURE

[@Johnconno]

'Some girls are bigger than others.'

[@mynameisnobody6052]

A woman that is pretty , it might be all she has ! " Nobody "

[@frankiepatron9834]

First I day of work A man walked a thisand miles for a drink of water A friend told me to look on the mirror and who I see is who I take care of

[@jdawgxpxduh8763]

hes brillant

[@morfsevals4106]

AREA UNSOLVED: Streets of the community ......... Book ...... ...

[@thereliefchannel6372]

This would be considerably more appreciable if it wasn't being vocalized by a ROBOT.

[@tonylohi3685]

Good one bro It should be added to Mark Twains quotes Im sure if he were here in 2021 he would have said that, but the robot would be offended as almost all people are by everything these days - just utterly offended robots

[@billionairelifestyle8622]

PICTURE ME MAKING BILLIONS

[@rizalinasalazar5846]

🙏😍

[@kingkongstrong3633]

The greatest wisdom of all mankind is to believe in the LORD JESUS CHRIST and be saved 🙏 Everyone will desire heaven one day. Everyone!

[@501man9]

It's fun to "lie" to someone who is gullible.

[@oedrogonzalez7056]

I don't like bestsellers everybody reads them

[@normanzimmerman5029]

Foregiveness and shredding heels…

[@fishflaps7030]

Robots rule

[@Leo-nine]

Robots speaking the words of great humans. Yikes.

[@sipoppy984]

If you're going to use a robot voice to narrate... Don't bother !

[@bipinshahi9830]

Mammy!!!

[@engchoontan8483]

Then the scholars became engineers and went on to great heights of shania-twain. Man, they are womenly.

[@engchoontan8483]

Africans will offer Shakira and waka-waka eh-eh, this time for Africa.

[@joana.6736]

I would ask you please to read these great sayings yourself. But the AI voice is painful.

[@Trox2018]

Why the garbage synth voice over?

[@joemarcomamao1560]

Like me anytime accept all the time..

[@SuperSlik50]

The wise man will seek out towels of terry in fields of elongated labia

[@bhief473]

Robot voice….. atrocious

[@miekesiauw3805]

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[@bayaosborn1015]

Me I'm funny💥😎👍I can💯 no fear 🍺😎👍 beer,. I do💯 not really, hear that💥 ?🤔??? ✅✅✅ Other people's habits I've noticed some people shocking💯. Made that up💯 some good some🖕

[@frankiepatron9834]

.ark train road the Mississippi during his career