British guy reviews USA Halloween Candy!

[@sampadawadekar]

"don't wanna put this 1 star blower in my mouth..." Exquisite choice of words there, Phil

[@mirandathekitten1111]

After he blew his gun he said it was a lot happier TI see him- phil-

[@goldie2803]

glad i'm not the only one who caught that lol

[@klowningaround]

*blowing montage*

[@sampadawadekar]

A heart? Omg thanks Phil💙

[@maiahrapchak8679]

Hahahahah ffs I knew this would be the top comment omggggg

[@derekyazan3013]

As a resident American, I do have to say that we do not get candy that large. It’s mostly mini sized candy bars/packets, unless u go to a rich persons house and they give the jumbo bars.

[@oliviahdevlin3760]

AMERICANS VOUCH

[@skitebird]

my grandfather was the house everyone stopped at twice because he let people choose from a huge variety of full-sized candy bars. halloweens were always spent there and us grandkids got to eat (and take home) as much of that candy from the candy bowl as we wanted 😅 it was the best.

[@anahand4137]

As a fellow american, agreed. I've never gotten a jumbo bar unless I had to walk into a haunted house to get it lol.

[@derekyazan3013]

@@skitebird Ur grandfather must have made everyones Halloween amazing!

[@nutkja]

My friend lived in one of those rich gated communities and I always went trick-or-treating with her because multiple houses gave out full-size candy bars.

[@wh0li]

"that is not a pleasurable experience in the slightest" has to be the most british sentence that phil has ever said i'm crying

[@mattpace1026]

How is that in any way a British sentence?

[@TarunoNafs]

@@mattpace1026 Maybe bc he's phrasing it in a polite way?

[@mattpace1026]

@@TarunoNafs Politeness isn't exclusive to England.

[@drake_diangelo]

Same though lol Something about using the words pleasurable and slightest sounds so much more British, at least compared to American English.

[@mattpace1026]

@@drake_diangelo I've heard plenty of Americans who speak like that.

[@taylorpatterson1304]

"oh no it's marshmallows" is a sentence i never thought I would hear phil say

[@AxxLAfriku]

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear tay

[@_gremlinboy]

@@AxxLAfriku ,,,,wat

[@Pinnie06]

@@AxxLAfriku wha

[@sammyjaddyy8003]

Huh-?

[@mysterysunfurled]

@@_gremlinboy ignore that, this axel guy is always spamming the comment section on popular youtubers' videos to get attention.

[@ruthborg6076]

Phil on the inflatable machine gun: “I’m not sure I want to put this in my mouth.” Phil on super glue: “”I’m putting this down my throat.” Love you, Phil! 😂

[@mariatennery5783]

I was literally watching that video yesterday so I had the same thought lol

[@diewald024]

He probably learned that from the super glue incident 🤣

[@jamiesprinkbob]

its the gluck gluck

[@authenticanickov]

Phil calling tootsie rolls refined has made me completely distrust his palette

[@derekyazan3013]

Haha Ik it’s literally the cheapest candy u can get at an arcade

[@stressedvulture]

@@derekyazan3013 It may be cheap but it's pretty good. Or at least that's how I remember it, haven't had one since 2019 when I last visited the US

[@breezv]

he already dislikes cheese 🚩🚩🚩

[@kisbored2189]

@@breezv to be fair, cheese is gross

[@LittleDarkEyes]

The fruit flavored ones are much better. I love the Lime flavored ones

[@amydudek4108]

Thinking about when Dan was dressed up as a squid…ahead of his time

[@nemnyoom]

squid gay

[@miakayuki1212]

@@nemnyoom pLSSSSS HDDHDHYSYSUSJS

[@YunaYokai]

Can we please appreciate the fact that this video has subtitles *immediately* after being uploaded ? Phil, your deaf, hard of hearing and suffering from audio processing disorder audience surely appreciates this 💖

[@notdestini]

Yes!!!! Seconded by my CAPD ass

[@marianayumi7167]

As a non-native English speaker, I agree!

[@riddle8560]

Agreed! I have trouble understanding stuff without subs so I appreciate it a lot, this is why phil is my favorite youtuber

[@skykrasher4475]

Us ADHD fans appreciate it too!

[@shaggs]

YESSS we really do!!!

[@escandalu]

phil: "im such a stereotypical gay! i love myself...." me: what gays doesnt have self steem issues phil: ".... a piña colada" me: oh that makes sense

[@escandalu]

dont***

[@thatladdyp4233]

Vos no sos la que apareció varias veces cuando hacían los shows en stereo???

[@escandalu]

@@thatladdyp4233 jjajajaja creo que si?? o sea soy la chica de peru/lationamerica con el perro!!

[@Minceraft69]

I can confirm what you say is true. Piña coladas are 👌

[@thatladdyp4233]

@@escandalu siii te recuerdo xq habías dicho que eras de Peru y me quede como 🥺 alguien más de Sudamérica que suerte ya no estoy sola jsjsaj

[@spencer8844]

the entire time i was just like “phil why have you got your ears on the outside of the hood”

[@lokiscoffeerose663]

Probably because that's as far as the hood reaches, lol

[@brie]

that costume… you literally look like you’re administering tests at a covid testing center

[@CoffeeQueen03]

My Nana was a MASTER at rolling and twisting Tootsie Rolls to look _exactly_ like a dog poo, I'll never forget one time when I was about five and she made me one and my mom saw it squishing in my warm little hand and freaked out on me. Meanwhile, Nana was howling with evil laughter in her rocking chair, and Mom made me cry before apologizing profusely once she realized what it really was. I miss my Nana every day, but things like this I'll have with me forever. Sneaky lady!😂😂😂💕💩

[@catisyellen9877]

You’d think she would notice the smell. Lmao

[@heddja]

evil genius 😂😂

[@Kahlan_Amnell_]

Your Nana's the freaking best!

[@13LondonCalling]

My grandma actually did hand me poop when I was 8 :) she thought it was a cool piece of a tree branch and handed it to me to throw in the river, and my dad walked up and went "...that's raccoon sh*t". She screamed and smacked it out of my hand and it crumbled. We all started laughing at that point tho

[@karak962]

hahahaha that's incredible​@@13LondonCalling

[@ariahnahurtado3290]

me: mom can we get squidgame? mom: we have squidgame at home squidgame at home:

[@me-rf2kt]

😭😂

[@alicearnoldmay]

Phil: *gets close to finishing the review only 3 minutes in* Me: what bonus content are we getting then? 🥰

[@woodfur00]

It took me years to realize Tootsie rolls were supposed to resemble chocolate. They're a staple at 4th of July because chocolate melts, Halloween you see them sometimes but they really don't hold up when actual chocolate is an option. They make fruit-flavored ones with the same texture though and those are pretty good.

[@cowboyamber]

there's a vanilla one i find occasionally and its the best!

[@wryn.is.trying]

@@cowboyamber YES the vanilla tootsie rolls are so good!! I hardly ever find them anymore though

[@woodfur00]

@@cowboyamber Vanilla is the best by a mile

[@DirectionerForeverMT]

They were selling whole bags of the vanilla and other fruit flavored ones at a Target near me! I've never seen them in stores growing up, only on Halloween

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

I love the flavored tootsie rolls

[@Faith-qh7js]

“I doubt this is gonna tickle my… grapes” I love how Phil always says the most unexpected things in each video.

[@inelegantartist8342]

This made me realize that Squid Game costumes are probably going to be in Spirit Halloween shops next year since the show is so popular tbh

[@sarahramsey289]

halloween costumes from spirit halloween are so bad 😬

[@inelegantartist8342]

@@sarahramsey289 Exactly, that's why this costume reminded me of Spirit Halloween 😂

[@sarahramsey289]

@@inelegantartist8342 yass 🤣

[@snowyyzoe]

@@sarahramsey289 really? The stranger things costume I got from there years back was super nice

[@tadpolegaming4510]

@@sarahramsey289 the original concept ones are great, I saw a scarecrow one that was comparable to the stuff you'd see on Etsy

[@soniathefan]

You know it’s going to be good when you start off with “HAPPY WEEN” right off the bat 😌😂

[@uncreativelex]

Most houses don't give out full size candy sadly, though my dad was notorious in our neighborhood for handing out full size bars and letting kids pick what they wanted we always made brownies and stuff with the leftovers

[@averynerdybookworm972]

Brownies with candybar in them sound amazing

[@uncreativelex]

@@averynerdybookworm972 my favorite we ever made was blondies with snickers in them, unbelievable fresh out of the oven

[@averynerdybookworm972]

@@uncreativelex omg that sounds heavenly i will have to try that

[@sneha6434]

@@uncreativelex woww the kids must really love coming to your place

[@xKatanaMusic]

Merry Halloween 👁️👄👁️

[@nasty_tasty4996]

Spooky Christmas ❄👀

[@brokenmelody6964]

i was kinda having a mental breakdown and feeling bad about myself in this exact moment, so this video came just at the right time. thank you phil for being a source of serotonin

[@brokenmelody6964]

@Sarah Sings ​ that's so sweet, thank you 🥺 i hope you have a good day too

[@caro561]

@@chasedbyvvolves9256 what is wrong with you?

[@caro561]

i'm sorry about that, hope you'll feel better soon ❤

[@ireneqq2300]

Hi. Same! Hope you are better now.... :-)

[@MintyUnicorns]

Phil: *chomps right down on the Now & Later* Me: OH PHIL OH BUDDY YOU’RE GONNA BREAK A TOOTH

[@tiffm7561]

Right? I was so worried!

[@momochicosplays6670]

After seeing Phil's reaction to tootsie rolls I am convinced that all of us Americans are just Stockholm-syndromed into thinking that we like them

[@kisbored2189]

"twizzlers taste like plastic, it's not that great." no, I agree completely

[@dasha_ucko]

When Phil was so excited about the Reeses, (around 8:30), I love how I immediately knew that he'd give it a 6 out of 5. Lol.

[@dmitryboardman9762]

You couldn't write intentionally as many dirty jokes as Phil accidentally just says in each video with innocent intentions, fantastic

[@anne-mettehansen6433]

I have been nostalgic lately and watched a lot of Dan and Phil halloween gaming, you really should do more. They will never not make me laugh❤️ Love you Phil, you are a gift to humanity🙏

[@Unfriendlymachine13]

It looks more like an among us crewmate than squidgame henchman

[@meganowen7571]

haven’t watched yet but i know i’m gonna enjoy it. you truly never miss!

[@fishcakestheumbrella1329]

Mood

[@nickycoop15]

I would like to see a new version of the “nipply” Squid Game.

[@HobieInTheBox]

Second this

[@MirianRodrigues483]

"If you put that in my basket in Halloween, I would marry you" I'm buying the whole stock of Reese's sticks, don't look at me.

[@casie6778]

Proof that Phil is too nice: giving 1 1/2 stars to that monstrosity

[@anakarenr.5871]

I never thought of tootsie rolls as chocolates, more like soft chocolate-flavored candy, that way they're actually pretty enjoyable

[@quinndavison1191]

never thought i'd see the phrase "blowing time lapse" in an amazing phil video

[@lilburde5666]

I love Phil's reaction to the Tootsie Roll. As an American I never realized how odd they are!

[@life_as_valerie]

To understand the texture of actual candy corn, imagine eating a crayon

[@Asylum_Vamp]

Yeah

[@yesterdaystomorrow5510]

But a delicious crayon Also it’s slightly chalky instead of just waxy

[@koffiekat7057]

Phil should try Mexican candy. As a brit he would be so confused

[@themarvelousmxmason1792]

Did you know tootsie rolls mix in a little of the previous batch into each batch, so we each conceivably eat a little bit of the original batch from 1907?

[@MintyUnicorns]

Twizzlers do taste like plastic, but like… delicious plastic? Also Tootsie Rolls are some sort of pseduo-chocolate that tastes like a chemical but somehow I can’t stop eating them if I have them in front of me

[@airabelle]

product review: 1 star phil: yes i want that one

[@andrienaline]

love how the flowers in the background match your shirt also love how you've been wearing a lot of pastel lately!!

[@clouds_cams]

¡Gracias!

[@novaspritz]

as an American who loves Halloween, when I was a child I would have been *so* upset if my Halloween "candy" haul including pretty much any of those

[@_rainbowXcupcake_]

“It’s a lot happier to see me” PHILLL

[@brie]

“i doubt this is gonna tickle my… grapes” phil please stOp…

[@simplysaifskits3847]

Phil:" i hope your pumpkin is nice and ...hm juicy " You got me laughing right of the start lol

[@Midnights_1389]

I remember once when I went trick or treating I got some pretty cool stuff, one house was giving out popcorn. Another was giving out caprisun's (juice pouches) and then another house was giving out little toys and stuff and that was great. And I also love seeing all the decorated houses because some go all out Halloween.

[@AdriA11]

let's appreciate the editing, the hidden detail of the gold pig blushing at 0:07 is *chef kiss*

[@rowankim7146]

Phil: "I give tootsie rolls a 1." Me, sitting next to my family pack of tootsie roll minis, unwrapping five at a time and guzzling them like a fiend: "You take that back, sir."

[@ziaorozco]

everything Phil said about the Tootsie Roll just broke my heart. 🥲

[@mrigaankamuch]

The innuendo density of the first 10 seconds.

[@alsmiled]

I was THOROUGHLY UNPREPARED for the hoof situation at 2:12.

[@hydrahugs]

"I'm such a stereotypical gay, I love myself" AS YOU SHOULD, PHIL! As you should. Happy halloween! :D

[@ydoowj]

The full sentence was, "I'm such a stereotypical gay, I love myself a piña colada."

[@hannah-gm9sg]

starting strong with "hope your pumpkins are... juicy" phil xD

[@babyhoney1994]

phil thank you so much for the subtitles, that means a lot for some of us. one of the reasons why you are my favorite person here!

[@tacosmexicanstyle7846]

I don’t know anyone who isn’t American who likes Hershey’s… the milk they use contains butyric acid, which stabilises the milk to prevent fermentation. This acid, which is also produced in your stomach, gives Hershey’s its ‘tangy’ aftertaste, which European chocolate consumers correctly identify as ‘vomit flavour’.

[@okanut]

If Phil just sat and reviewed candy for an hour I'd be down

[@sophieannexx]

two vids this month? and shorts? wow we’re truly winning

[@leigh3659]

Anyone remember when the title was “I ordered a 1 STAR Rated Squid Game Halloween Costume”?

[@lorbaborb]

happy spooky week everyone

[@tiffm7561]

Most popular Halloween candy (as written by an American in the Midwest): Reeses pumpkins/bats, Skittles, Starburst, Nerds, Snickers Honorable mentions: M&M's, Milky Way, Twix, Milk Duds, Dots, Kit Kats For future reference. 🎃

[@august7421]

thank you for the subtitles!

[@j_fenrir]

"1 star blower" if grindr had a rating system

[@elliedereyna5014]

Instead of my piles of homework I've spent the last two days sewing my Halloween costume and it was worth it

[@j_fenrir]

Same, literally sewing rn lmao

[@elliedereyna5014]

@@j_fenrir What are you going as?

[@j_fenrir]

@@elliedereyna5014 im being a medieval knight, because swords

[@j_fenrir]

@@elliedereyna5014 wbu?

[@elliedereyna5014]

@@j_fenrir That sounds cool! I'm going as a siren - the story being that sirens are the drowned spirits of women thrown overboard due to superstition

[@burst_of_sarcasm5467]

I can’t imagine Phil as one of those guys 💀 he’s too nice

[@andih737]

With the reflective table the golden pig looks like some kind of demented hell beast

[@holsx2334]

it's always a good day when phil tries random Internet costumes on

[@jennivamp5]

I live in the UK and me and my family make a big deal out of Halloween every year. We decorate the whole front of our house and have a little tableau of ghosts, this year we had an actual smoking cauldron over a fire on our drive 😁 My absolute favourite thing is hearing the kids coming round the corner saying things like "this is always the best house!" or "I told you this house was amazing!" 10/10 would recommend making a big deal out of Halloween in the UK. 🎃😁

[@finxhb]

that’s not squid game that’s octopus activities

[@sarty]

Thanks!

[@wikilover66]

Did he change the video as well as the thumbnail? Am I going mad?

[@claraferrell7811]

This made my day a little better, thank you!

[@rosiehutson4413]

i didn’t think i would ever read the words “blowing timelapse” on an amazingphil video but here we are

[@starfirebird3099]

That's literally just some overstock PPE, that suit looks like what disposable boot covers at my job are made of

[@natashaO-O]

wasn’t expecting this omg

[@teddyrobinson3778]

They gave us now or laters in my health class and it was them telling us that the choices we make now will effect us later 😭✋

[@Rachel-yf4to]

phil always uploads when i need his videos most. thank you bestie 🙏🏼

[@chloepatrick12]

happy ween to you too phil

[@airabelle]

the final game in squid game should’ve been getting into that suit without cutting off your blood circulation

[@TheEggoMan]

I hope you had a Happy Halloween!!

[@mitsimotsi]

Phil if you want to have a good ween in the UK, I recommend doing scare mazes if you are brave enough! Most are at theme parks or farms :)

[@athinawalther2562]

It's so interesting. I'm German and lived in England for a while and compared to Germany I find Halloween to be pretty big in the UK. Like there is nothing going on except for a reason to throw a party.

[@alexrightnow2531]

I still haven’t recovered from episode 6 Phil

[@YunaYokai]

I took a break after that episode and still haven't watched the rest 😥

[@alexrightnow2531]

@@YunaYokai you have to watch the rest tho it gets INSANE

[@MirianRodrigues483]

idk why but the t-shirt matching with the plant in the back is so satisfying to me

[@noleymorring]

Phil looks so good in purple. And tootsie rolls are not sophisticated lol

[@EnvyNV6]

i would always aim for mini hersheys bars when trick or treating

[@mosshealy3280]

This makes me miss your anime cosplay videos! Just watching Philly boi play dress up ✨

[@WhattheBeck]

philly looks quite beautiful in that light purple shirt

[@covebaier1268]

Phil, the flavored tootsie rolls are absolutely amazing. They're tiny so they aren't pre-chewed, and they're fruity!

[@AliciaChenaux]

Omg. I had to pause to laugh when you put the forehead mask on. What IS this?! 😂

[@SIDI0USz0MBIE]

Phil looks so cute in his oversized shirt 🥺

[@jaeisimo]

i’m more scared of this that i am the actual show

[@dalmoonies]

my happy pill since idk 2k14 or smth i don't remember but!! always grateful 4 u amazingphilly!!!!!

[@yamyam7918]

No one in this world has ever called Tootsie Rolls sophisticated before😂

[@tiffm7561]

They are so cheap! They are always leftover on the streets/sidewalks after parades.

[@taylorbritt499]

The only tootsie rolls I moderately enjoy are the vanilla ones that come in the variety packs of flavored ones. With the orange and lemon and lime and cherry. Even the fruit flavored ones are bad, the vanilla is the only decent one to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@zoembiefied]

you should just order a squid costume and hold a board game, you are now dressed as squid game

[@astropisces]

i have never been this early and i've been watching your content since like 2012... at the very least, it's been a hot minute since i have lmao

[@poisonedkilljoy9304]

having just gotten back from a halloween pub crawl (…which ended in a club) this is exactly what i needed

[@hollygr4ce]

“Don’t really wanna put a 1 star blower in my mouth” alright Phil

[@MirianRodrigues483]

I am sick and the burst of energy I got just by seeing you uploaded was surreal!!!!

[@cherryredfaygo]

Phil you’ve posted this after I realized this morning I probably got scammed buying a squid game costume 😭😭😭