Moving Out - Keep it or YEET IT

[@AmazingPhil]

Hey you know what is nicer than putting your bare feet into lukewarm slime… NordVPN!! Thanks to them for sponsoring my vid - go to nordvpn.com/amazingphil and every purchase of a 2-year plan will get you 1 month for free on me! yee

[@olioh758]

I love you Phil but please never say that again 😭

[@hamster-t5v]

epic

[@kilrrclown]

THE WHAT

[@Prabh_]

IM EARLYY Edit: Reading this before watch the video was…an experience.

[@pinkfedoras]

I haven't finished the video so this is rather weird lol (Edit: Ah yes, Nord VERY PRETTY NEWT.)

[@KickThePj]

phil, that crystal is definitely a frozen chicken breast

[@simrabawany2546]

Oh no pj not you too

[@cheshirehem4071]

crystallized chicken breast

[@mckayla1609]

it's trying its chicken best

[@simrabawany2546]

@@mckayla1609 omg 😂😂

[@arohiv8884]

hiii pj!!!

[@Rachel-yf4to]

PEOPLE CONFUSING THE CRYSTAL FOR A CHICKEN BREAST LITERALLY HAS ME HOLLERING

[@silvermoon2281]

Same, but... Now that he's brought it up, all I can see is an uncooked chicken breast. 🤣

[@bloxybingoer]

i didn’t even realize till he said something 😭

[@danielsguts]

SAME!!!! XD

[@SalYTShorts]

I couldn’t stop laughing

[@natphobia561]

the thought of phil’s mum being like, “no phil, i don’t want the jelli spa” is jusf making me laugh

[@augustthacker5704]

Honestly, I respect Kath's choice lmao

[@WishGender]

what's making me laugh more is that i can hear phil doing an impression of her saying that as i read your comment

[@opossum7637]

The “small glass” saga is getting out of hand. Soon Phil’s gonna call a bathtub a cup of water and we won’t be able to know if he’s joking or not

[@augustthacker5704]

Next he'll just post a story with a bathtub full of cereal like- "Having a small breakfast 😊✌️"

[@lautaroroldanpizzorno7494]

Someone stop this man before he drinks from a swimming pool

[@xavier4462]

Where did he get that glass tho!! I want one now lol

[@alt_f4_me]

@@xavier4462 I bet it's a vase

[@xa_mothx3032]

@@alt_f4_me he bought it in a video a while ago and yes. it is in fact a vase

[@shannonih1988]

There's nothing quite as reassuring as seeing that everyone else has at least one area of their house that is absolute chaos and you openly ignore it as a future you problem

[@NYLazyme]

That's basically my whole house

[@VampyricDeth]

One.... Place....?

[@legendarymudkip2096]

God, that jelly bath looks like they pureed Kirby

[@piercedsiren]

I can't stop laughing

[@tims_adventures]

IM FUVKING CACKILINGGG

[@yuuri9064]

Oh, God. I'm simultaneously awed and horrified by your imagination.

[@eleonora8490]

my pfp is my kirbys reaction

[@natashaO-O]

fucking best comment award goes toooo-

[@Prabh_]

Dan during the pandemic really said “I’m an author-and Phil’s camera man!”

[@augustthacker5704]

For a long time it was just Phil and [REDACTED] lol

[@emmamakesbadart]

@@augustthacker5704 not the brackets 😭

[@kittybunny231]

@@augustthacker5704 whos redacted??

[@badnewsxing2682]

@@kittybunny231 Dan since he disappeared

[@kittybunny231]

@@badnewsxing2682 lmao

[@elliekelley2507]

No one: Phil: It vibrates for innocent reasons!

[@emmathe82nd]

Lol, my parents actually got me the same vibrating sloth for Christmas. I still haven't figured out why they thought I would want it

[@Simplesoap]

I was sus

[@kingcallum8928]

That thing looks like my sleep paralysis demon 😂😂😂

[@piercedsiren]

He knows 😂

[@toyaleigh916]

i would love to know what those innocent reasons are🤔

[@mistyminnie5922]

Phil: "It's like that fanfiction where all my skin came off." Phil that waS A REPRESSED MEMORY

[@ginalawrence8573]

Imagine the skin fic author watching this and having an aneurism

[@emooz4081]

OH MY GOD THE PTSDDDDDDDDD

[@gracye8576]

i literally died for a few seconds

[@captaincharlie_]

A WILD REPRESSED MEMORY APPEARS!! **Pokemon game audio plays**

[@somebody2116]

I am more concerned about him having read it haha

[@hunter5w6]

how nostalgic... houseplants, giant Dil head, that mirror, the vase-glass, that other guy he lives with...

[@hollystar311]

Truly feels like the 2010s have made a comeback

[@vspapprika2121]

@@hollystar311 :')))

[@user77797]

someone called “the other guy he lives with” [REDACTED] in a different comment and it sent me

[@hunter5w6]

@@user77797 lmao 😭 I’m also a fan of “Phil’s cameraman”

[@nanylany7140]

This is my favorite comment

[@kristenbooks]

dan: isn't on camera at all also dan: still manages to get bleeped 15,000 times

[@w0rmery867]

the fact that i didn't realize it was bleeping at first and i genuinely thought they'd somehow acquired a dog

[@ciocio-san]

why is he beingbleeped

[@onceuponascream]

Phil: Setting a nice Crystal on his shelf Everyone else: *kylie jenner voice* i s that a ✨c h i c k e n✨

[@tahlidawson7445]

Underrated comment

[@audreyw9784]

look at all dose chickenths

[@Olliebunny]

Phil: *tosses out the first thing* Me: oh he’s actually going to get rid of things this is so unusual Phil: *keeps the next 500 things*

[@kmations4049]

N a g i t o

[@Varina_178]

So true...Now I feel bad for that sloth.. 😂😂🤣

[@Olliebunny]

@@kmations4049 y e s

[@yarethcirilo]

everyone: puts pictures in an album or scrapbook phil: places them in a box with a vibrating sloth and ab apron

[@melodyxf2514]

an abpron

[@williamchilds216]

And a weird foot thing

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

and a chicken breast

[@alexandrad3131]

“It’s like that fan fiction where all my skin came off” WAR FLASHBACKS

[@junohoppe]

N O

[@ellespoonies]

I LITERALLY SCREAMED

[@faithvaughan101]

I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT BECAUSE DAMN IT PHIL I REPRESSED THAT YEARS AGO

[@bonjosi]

OH GOD

[@jasminer4859]

I HAD EXPELLED IT FROM MY MEMORY DAMMIT

[@stephaniesapp]

the Dil head in the back of the room is unsettling yet comforting because of nostalgia idk how to feel edit: I've been a fan for over 6 years and this is the first time I've gotten an interaction, and it's because of this comment omg thank you phil

[@natashaO-O]

ikrr- i hope they keep it

[@EvanNeedsTherapy]

@@natashaO-O they better not donate it to charity god knows what would happen to it then lmao. but yeah it’s iconic and like an artifact from tatinof so i doubt they’d yeet it

[@Prabh_]

I really, really hope that they keep it 😭

[@jessvision8817]

If they get rid of it I'll cry

[@natashaO-O]

phil tweeted saying he’s keeping it, can’t tell if it was sarcastic or not but i’ll pretend it wasn’t for my sanity

[@Ella-qy5vm]

No one: Phil whispering: *“p e r s o n j u i c e”*

[@Ella-qy5vm]

Update: I got so excited he liked that I burst a blood vessel in my eye

[@aftermathamy5168]

did u really? are u ok?

[@Ella-qy5vm]

@@aftermathamy5168 haha yup, it’s no big deal tho, it’s not super noticeable. It’s mostly just hilarious to me 💀

[@morganbill]

@@Ella-qy5vm omg why would I do the same thing tho

[@CreoTan]

I had to rewind and listen to it again because i DEFINITELY MISHEARD IT THE FIRST TIME

[@cosmicbabe56]

THE FACT THAT HE CENSORED HIS FEET HAVE ME CRYING ALSO THE CHICKEN BREAST

[@iizadino]

Is KZbin censoring feet now or was it a joke? I legit couldn't tell lol

[@sapientcapricorn191]

@@iizadino i think his feet are already on wiki feet

[@iizadino]

@@sapientcapricorn191 don't tell me that's a thing 😂

[@leomountford2070]

He ain't risking it again.

[@cosmicbabe56]

@@iizadino I thought it was a joke but honestly it probably isn’t lol

[@yarethcirilo]

telling us that people confused the crystal for a raw chicken breast had no business being that funny

[@h2ogurl1234]

I cannot stop laughing about it

[@trilsoweird17]

Honestly when he was holding it, it really did look a chicken breast

[@nancyboyish]

phil trying his best not to end up on wikifeet by censoring his feet lmao

[@daisyjefferson184]

He is already on there

[@ms.chievouz789]

Phil's cameraman sounds like he's a funny guy, Phil should make a video with him sometime

[@sv_cheats1973]

pretty sure the cameraman it's dan

[@_jian_7621]

@@sv_cheats1973 That was the joke mate

[@elliebillington969]

@@sv_cheats1973 whoosh

[@carlisleh]

Okay so you're psychic

[@jae.dh2o]

PLSSS

[@mackyk_]

“Ive got a small glass of water” *pulls out an entire vase*

[@garlicpuddle]

HE DID NOT JUST TALK ABOUT THE SKIN FIC IN THIS ECONOMY

[@greykendall1830]

WAIT

[@madisonm2167]

I LITERALLY HAD TO GO BACK AND LISTEN TO MAKE SURE I HEARD HIM RIGHT 😭

[@fungione]

@@madisonm2167 SAME HSJAGSJAHSKSGAKS

[@user77797]

at least he knows how weird y’all used to be in the early 2010s... thankfully that phase is over

[@daisyjefferson184]

But it has good writing

[@shalome]

literally everyone: blood phil, an intellectual: p e r s o n j u i c e

[@jeka8826]

...people have other juices

[@geekzealous3226]

i don't think that's necessarily the juice he was talking about...

[@kath26]

I tried to make this same joke, guess I wasn't so original.

[@ollie4039]

people release lots of other juices after they die!

[@cocoellawella9315]

I think he meant decomposed body liquid

[@crimsoznt]

no one: not a soul: phil: "I've got a small glass of water-" **brings out a vase filled to the brim with water**

[@donatello5059]

poggers pfp. clock is looking hot there...

[@skye264]

hehe Wilbur pfp

[@annabelleyyyyyyyy]

your pfp is in my twitch chat 😳

[@bellaboopbopboop]

FAMOUS OOMF?

[@bronwyn.mp3]

Wilburrrrrrr 🤍

[@audgepodge1483]

Man I can’t believe Phil kept that raw chicken breast in a box for that long and it’s still good

[@Dutchandfrench]

Honestly impressive

[@alex-fs9yt]

Only Phil

[@abbisnews1]

Yeah it’s surprising 😧

[@randomnameforarandomnerd8400]

he can take care of a raw chicken breast but not a cactus

[@TotosTales]

You’d have thought it would be green by now

[@lovelyjuliexo]

hE DIDN’T EVEN WORK THERE?! HE STOOD THERE FOR AN HOUR AND DIDN’T WORK THERE?! THAT’S SO CREEPY!! 😱😰

[@theab3957]

Ikr.

[@InuyashaTT]

that reference to the skin fic was absolutely not necessary

[@Emily-un1wp]

😂😂😂

[@friedcrocodile5042]

I’ve nearly forgotten about it and then this happens

[@venusverde6684]

Wait, I kinda miss it or something, but at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[@venusverde6684]

WAIT NVM-

[@hanahhamlet289]

was looking for somebody else to talk abt it

[@izzy.s_2003]

"why am i talking to myself?" says phil who's job is literally to talk to himself on camera

[@lameborghini6980]

“I think this one is dead” *SHOWS A PERFECTLY FINE CACTUS*

[@samanthah2300]

I love how Dan just shuts the door when Phil’s trying to get out

[@SelfTytled]

“it’s like that fanfiction where all my skin came off” NOT THE SKIN FIC 😭

[@Ayy-vahh]

THATS WHAT I SAID SKCKCKDJX

[@lizzie5361]

I had managed to forget

[@Robins_tea]

I MEAN THEY'VE READ A PART OF IT SO IT WAS PROBABLY WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT

[@oikawatooru1042]

I FORGOT ABOUT IT AND NOW ITS JUST FRESH IN MY MIND HELP

[@artsysundae]

NOOO 😭

[@depressed_hero]

I know this man did not reference the skin fic in 20-fucking-21

[@jazzlavine4345]

"A small glass of water" Sir that is a VASE

[@dr.doofenshmirtz8991]

"two shots of vodka" energy :D

[@jordanb4644]

The real question is: is Phil actually going to get rid of everything?? No, probably not

[@kingcallum8928]

Behind the scenes is just Phill putting Everything back in the keep.pile 😂😂😂

[@sarahlewis7859]

Phil with his 'small glass of water' is like the "2 shots of vodka" vine

[@artemissile2354]

the people from phils emails asking for his feet pics are going nuts for this vid

[@Mandimcpotter]

I heard everyone collectively gasp when he said he was going to yeet everything in the gaming room

[@fjakjcwjcjjwjcch]

dan and phil: prepare for their move months, maybe a year in advance, are fully prepared me: doesn't finish packing until the day of, and even then, it's questionable, is still unpacking almost two years later

[@nyralauphia999]

Ok, I know you wrote this about yourself, but I’m feeling personally attacked. Lmaoooo

[@ashmitchell3352]

... I feel called out because same, I lost so much stuff when I moved because I didn't pack until the last minute

[@valeficent3377]

@@ashmitchell3352 I moved last year to my current house and I lost some stuff too 😂 It’s miracle that I didn’t lose my Switch in the move though cause that would’ve been disastrous

[@SamDeFalcon]

I feel so called out and let me add didn’t need to pack again because I never finished unpacking the first time.

[@kisbored2189]

I moved literally today and I packed everything last minute heh😅

[@tis_k]

"person juice" is the worst thing you've said till date edit: alright one of the worst* cuz you've said a LOT of questionable things

[@daisyjefferson184]

But lady door

[@Robins_tea]

@@daisyjefferson184 dont remind us of ladydoor😔

[@augustthacker5704]

"Person juice" is the "ladydoor" of 2021

[@ellaelliott4415]

"Flesh Pajamas" is pretty bad too lol

[@woodfur00]

That time during Halloween baking where he said something about voring Frankenstein?

[@ad-zx4iv]

A person randomly invading your photobooth complimenting you and your unsuspecting friend is by god the most accurate representation of what introverts think extroverts are

[@raisedhippylivingpunk8058]

is that.. not it??

[@rlvids9889]

I can’t believe we’re rounding out the end of the apartment era with the reveal of the bottom half of The Apron and a mention of the Skin Fic

[@valicia10]

there is no way phil just made a skin fic joke in the holy year of the lord 2021

[@grace3112]

the way I had repressed that until right now 😭😭

[@edgypest]

“What do i fantasise about........ oh that’s a sexy one” PHIL NO

[@AxxLAfriku]

i fantasize about NOT getting thousands of dislikes on my good good videos but that will never be a reality

[@artmushrooms4949]

Phil: **takes out a giant vase** a small glass of water, **pours it** i might need a bigger glass

[@lucymay446]

"I'm going to send you my therapy bill" needs to be on a t-shirt

[@ceryspoulton]

I can't believe they're moving out. It doesn't seem like that long ago they moved in

[@emiliairheart]

@@abendrot___8055 april 2017 i believe

[@ceryspoulton]

@@abendrot___8055 I think it was around 2018?

[@DedicateMcCurds]

Well, from questionable euphemisms such as lady door, female exit, & queen cage, Phil now hits us with: *person juice* what a time to be alive

[@thamys2106]

NOT LADY DOOR 😭

[@DedicateMcCurds]

@@thamys2106 iM SORRY😂😭

[@confettidnp3344]

you must be going for a very classy and sophisticated look if you’re getting rid of the hulk and iron man pictures?? AND THE PIXEL MIRROR???

[@zopug1493]

I'm so hyped because it means they seriously designed all the interiors. Not like the other time when they just took their stuff to the new place

[@emmaroark3967]

And keeping a zen garden

[@piercedsiren]

They're growing up 😭

[@cheerlollypop202]

i am emotionally attached to every single thing i own so i’m extremely impressed by how casually you can yeet things

[@VampyricDeth]

"is there no one else on earth- no there's literally a pandemic." It's just you Dan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bellecatlover3286]

"i'm gonna send you my therapy bill" is such a power statement i can't wait to use it

[@xckurcl139_]

phil: using a literal vase also phil: ight imma need a bigger glass

[@ohmygodfrey]

The small “bruh” after Phil presents his smol glass of water is such a mood

[@brittanyg6714]

“Flesh pyjamas” “person juice” phil PLEASE Edit: AND the skin fic im so upset

[@jenbaker7922]

I wasn’t seeing anyone else mentioning the skin fic moment 🤣 that killed me!

[@daisyisnotreal]

WHY must he mention the skin fic ahhhhh

[@kt27066]

My hero acadeeemia genuinely makes me just :()

[@junohoppe]

@@jenbaker7922 it’s because we are pretending to NOT have noticed

[@cattykrazy581]

Phil saying ‘rip’ after talking about Norman stole my serotonin

[@agustinawest460]

Is norman dead? :(((

[@sophykitten2212]

@@agustinawest460 Evidently Phil announced it on Twitter last month. I don't tweet, but it's on Google now.

[@agustinawest460]

@@sophykitten2212 oh noo🤧🤧. I didn't know, i don't have a twitter

[@queersnek]

i didn’t know he was dead :( this was such a sad way to find out

[@lilyfleur998]

had to pause and sit in silence for a few secs 😔

[@isaacahern3660]

“why am i talking to myself” you’ve been talking to a camera for over 10 years phil...

[@thylatrash7668]

i feel like phil would be one of the best kind of people to be quarantined with

[@Flareontoast]

Dan: has been severely depressed in the past Also Dan: watching Phil take a weird footbath is literally the worst thing I have ever experienced

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

i can’t even dispute it

[@user77797]

i’ve been severely anxious in the past and watching the footbath was among the worst things i’ve experienced for sure

[@spacecatnicole4936]

It’s the nail file that made me feeeel so nasty like when I heard the noise 🤮🤮🤢

[@Haley88888]

Lmfao when Phil said he got a small glass and he was talking about a vase. Dan just leads up with a “bruh”

[@emilia_bedilia._]

Phil: **suffering** Dan: **closes door**

[@CoffeeQueen03]

You wonder why we're weird enough to think it was a frickin raw chicken breast, but then yOu go and say thing like "person juice" and stick your feet in unsettling flesh slime???😂😂😂🦶🦶

[@macularius]

right, this video alone contains the word "flesh" at least four more times than I would have liked it to

[@rachelb.8140]

Me, who hasn't thought about the skin fic in years: Phil: "It's like that fan faction where all my skin came off" Me:😲😩

[@jasminer4859]

😭😭

[@mandysue1857]

the fact he knows about it and I don't

[@sleepygummi]

NOT THE SKIN FIC

[@Jo-yw4vx]

"This is the most disturbing thing I´ve seen all year" Well the year just started Dan...

[@kinleyanne1124]

i think the title of this video should be renamed to “phil’s feet and dan hating them”

[@kggik8919]

"Small glass of water" he said that while picking up a fucking vase-

[@roree-]

“it’s getting yeeted, they’re getting feeted” - Dan 2021

[@7bandomtrash]

“Person juice” is probably one of the funniest, cutest, and creepiest things Phil has ever said Edit: Also when Phil said that he had a small glass of water, you can hear Dan quietly say “bruh” lmao

[@g0regasmic_x]

😳 i thought he said “pussy juice” i listened to it 4 times and still had no idea..

[@lesliefelix3914]

10:05 for reference

[@sigriur9633]

12:16 “And now I’m going to yeet myself into the sun :)”- Icarus’s last words

[@freyaingram5449]

The fact that your mum didn’t even pretend to like the gelli fun present is so funny to me 😂

[@opossum7637]

Me: Hears Dan’s voice Me: Ah, my dose of serotonin has arrived

[@OneMustImagineSisyphusThicc]

I know you mean it kindly but imagine being Phil and uploading a video and then seeing someone comment that Dan was the part of the video that made them the happiest? Not trying to start anything or be dramatic but maybe it's something to keep in mind?

[@opossum7637]

@@OneMustImagineSisyphusThicc With all due respect I can pretty confidently say the man with millions of subscribers is probably not gonna care about one comment appreciating the appearance of his best friend

[@leofox-white1793]

@@opossum7637 definitely more than his friend but ok

[@opossum7637]

@@leofox-white1793 They said they’d rather not have people label them things like that as it’s part of their person life, lmao

[@camillej4223]

Just hearing Dan's voice makes me smile🥺❤❤❤

[@half2849]

As someone who used to be a HUGE fan, but now only watches occasionally, seeing that mirror go is surprisingly depressing

[@eddieregretti]

me too i suddenly got so sad :(

[@alexrightnow2531]

Phil: says the tetris mirror and marvel pictures are going to a charity shop Me: frantically googling charity shops in London

[@jessvision8817]

The pandemic got me so emotionally wrecked that I got sad seeing him get rid of those icons

[@adeana_]

@@jessvision8817 exactly why am i emotionally attached to someone else’s mirror

[@lunarwing12]

I was UPSET about the mirror

[@ceciiiiiiii]

10:42 “it’s like that fanfic where all my skin came off” NO GOD PLEASE NO I REPRESSED THAT SO DEEP DOWN

[@marinadelgado5651]

IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE, IT DOESN'T EXIST. I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Link

[@kryptokale2268]

I DONT WANAN REMMEBER IT

[@SamCornick]

@@TheoTheCoolest Search "Dan and Phil skin fic" and you'll find it

[@killitkris4585]

I hadn’t even thought about it since I was like 14! Why did Phil have to curse my adult self with that memory too?

[@amjz2894]

Phil would be so good on taskmaster. More people need to appreciate his brain and the way he thinks

[@jegalakshmi6203]

Yup yup and yup

[@snazzzypanda7520]

Phil: Put a small glass of water. *pulls out the vase* Dan: bruh... Edit: Thank you so much for all the likes!!! ☺️💖😵

[@eliward1378]

ah, the ''I don't suit brown'' jacket... lies, it's all lies!

[@ananya.a.]

“It’s like that fanfiction where my skin fell off” SIR WHY DO YOU KNOW??? Why do you REMEMBER IT BY TROPE????

[@thefutureisqueer3899]

He saw it in one of his Tumblr Tag videos!

[@ArcticaTheFox]

“Person juice” That is literally the most terrifying way you could have described blood. Thank you Phil XD

[@youngmastertrash5469]

i thought they meant other kinds of person juice-

[@starrygrl4]

Not just blood...

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

I think he meant the liquid that comes out of the body during putrefaction.

[@youngmastertrash5469]

@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 ya that like when you die your muscles relax at first before rigor mortis and your bladder and intestines relax so you become a really unfortunate puddle of person juice

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

@@youngmastertrash5469 Your insides also start to get eaten by bacteria pretty fast and kind of turn to liquid so people who die alone in their home or apartment often leave what's called a "death stain" from decomposing.

[@liah8624]

i dont think it's been mentioned enough how frickin GOOD phil looks in that outfit

[@itstheshotgunzombie1667]

“A fanfic where all of my skin came off” Bloody hell, Phil, don’t remind us

[@lostperson5482]

Last time I was this early I thought “I kissed a girl” by Katy Perry was from the point of view of a straight guy

[@user77797]

ouch ?? you can’t just target me like that

[@TiaMat99]

Oh my sweet heteronormative child

[@portxr]

thank you my fellow hoodlum

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

I always thought the guy singing it had a weird voice :D I think I was about ten when my mum and little sister informed me that it was a Katy Perry song

[@hanlitwin]

yes „us girls we are so magical” was just a mistake

[@_anasthesi_]

Phil: "It's like that fanfiction, where my skin came off-" Me: [choke-dying from tea] eXcuSE mE???

[@project014]

Do you not remember the skin fic????

[@sylveandescapism7502]

He’s read the skin fic 😭😭😭

[@_anasthesi_]

@@project014 of course I do, he just brought it up out of the blue, it surprised me hahahahhah

[@daisyjefferson184]

Me : *falls off the moon*

[@emiIyrosee]

phils high pitched ‘OW’s’ trying to swim out of the storage room has me creased

[@yarethcirilo]

in one video phil lost his glasses and dropped them, i think we got a better picture of how they broke last time

[@koreboii]

The joy I got from him whispering “person juice” is outstanding

[@Charmynox]

I would've walked by Dan, stuck a sticky note on him, and say nothing lmfao.

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

but would it be red or green

[@Charmynox]

@@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 I personally would've done pink (yeet) just because my love language is softly bullying lmao

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

@@Charmynox you’re right, and also amazing

[@cometgravity]

phil repeatedly mentioning how gross the gel felt when all i can think about is how badly i wanna put my hands in it bc it would be a sensory DREAM

[@jadecormode2854]

same dude. i was thinking the exact same thing

[@mayacooke7843]

You can get this stuff for baths, I had it as a kid. It's amazing. It's called jelly baff

[@juliepugh3121]

The office looks like my current room because of ✨school✨

[@jordanmet1024]

living for phil being The KZbinr and dan being his Lovely Assistant

[@RylieLouise]

never been so quick

[@Little_Red_Raven]

Samee

[@dreamdrea_gg1]

felt

[@R4emon3y]

Sameeeee

[@zen-nb2fd]

Sameee

[@stefnik2904]

Very cool naurto

[@soonhooniverse]

you should yeet that “small glass of water” sir that’s a VASEEEE

[@galactictye]

“put it on your back like a sloth friend” - phil lester 2021

[@tweetthang96]

Dan: Ya know what, I'll send you my therapy bill I'm cackling. Nothing could be as bad as that nasty looking gel slush.

[@reharm_reality]

The way Phil just went "ok" like it's normal lmao

[@CapeCodDinkley]

I’m emotionally distressed that you’re getting rid of the red mirror

[@catisadisaster2269]

"Well, it's later, Phil" Me when I procrastinate and leave things for "later"

[@skylerblake121]

I can't imagine why Phil's mom wouldn't want a ✨flesh spa✨

[@mickeynorton7953]

i actually said "keep it or yeet it" when we were cleaning out the woodshop at my school and i didn't realise where i had gotten it from until i saw the notification for this. i had the "OH MY GODS" moment and nearly threw my computer in my excitement at FINALLY figuring this out

[@eh-vuh-lin9048]

i think you mean you nearly *yeeted* your computer

[@sanj_lh]

PHIL YOURE WEARING THE DARK ACADEMIA JACKET YESS