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Lush Life

Lush Life

Күн бұрын

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@RealGreatNorth
@RealGreatNorth 5 күн бұрын
I clean houses for a living and the immense satisfaction you get when everything is sparkling clean is amazing.
@MrRoss-jz7fx
@MrRoss-jz7fx 5 күн бұрын
I clean an Airbnb and couldn't agree with you more... It's almost orgasmic...almost
@Something2ShowYou
@Something2ShowYou 5 күн бұрын
I've told my wife that a hundred times but she's still not buying it.
@Elriuhilu
@Elriuhilu 5 күн бұрын
I don't get that feeling, I only feel relieved that I can finally stop cleaning.
@ZoeBurks
@ZoeBurks Күн бұрын
This is what I don't understand, I could spend all day cleaning someone else's house, or even a whole neighborhood, but I dread cleaning my own 😂😂 I can't even stand washing half a sink load of dishes most days. I want a dishwasher
@VistaViews
@VistaViews 5 күн бұрын
😂 the look on Misses Lush’s face after he said “dont make me get chaotic on your ass.” 😂😂😂😂 She was absolutely into it and getting a warm feeling 😂
@vwlssnvwls3262
@vwlssnvwls3262 5 күн бұрын
The biggest tip I could tell people, that I learned the hard way when buying a house. If you find one you like, be sure to have the realtor show it to you at different times of the day. I looked at the one I bought in the midday both times, and a third time when it was inspected. After moving in I realized that the neighborhood was not at all quiet, and that everyone parked on the street, with two or more drivers per house. So any time that was not work hours, the street was packed with cars, and lots of loud music and kids playing (the kids playing was actually a good thing, and made me smile mostly). And that loud music would go into the very very late hours. So yeah, be sure you know what the area is like at all hours.
@Anonemousehouse
@Anonemousehouse 5 күн бұрын
Facts, I bought a house and turned out after 6pm diddy showed up in living room
@Sound_Spark
@Sound_Spark 5 күн бұрын
so basically you moved into a neighborhood where families live. sounds like every neighborhood ever.
@kvasir8931
@kvasir8931 5 күн бұрын
@@Sound_Spark Where I live even families are considerate enough to not make noise late.
@CuidightheachODuinn
@CuidightheachODuinn 2 күн бұрын
Don't just inspect the house, inspect the neighborhood.
@kongJr
@kongJr 5 күн бұрын
I might be wrong, it's happened at least one time before, but giving birds a laxative is illegal. Something akin to animal endangerment. I feel like that's come up before in a similar scenario ... but I think it was giving it to birds near a car dealership as a prank. And if you don't know Rainbolt, you need to know Rainbolt. Would be fun to watch Leon and Rainbolt collab.
@downhomesunset
@downhomesunset 5 күн бұрын
Yes giving them any medication or chemical is illegal!
@wiscogirl81
@wiscogirl81 2 күн бұрын
​​@@downhomesunset100% true! Also bread is toxic to most birds as well. I learned this when my family and I went to a local lake to feed the birds/ducks bread & the DNR stopped us and told us to stop, that it was illegal and this was the reason. I felt terrible but we immediately stopped & I've never done that again. Giving them laxatives on top of it is just plain animal cruelty!
@LaineyBug2020
@LaineyBug2020 5 күн бұрын
I lived in an apartment that had a smoker for a previous tenant. They even smoked in the bathroom. I know this because no matter how many times and how thoroughly I cleaned the walls, every single time I took a shower the tobacco would start to drip down the walls like the place was possessed.
@Akoyabones
@Akoyabones 5 күн бұрын
Had this happen to me when an ex and I moved into a place. Never seen that before and it took a second to realize that the steam was like, melting the residue from the walls and ceiling or something.
@Elriuhilu
@Elriuhilu 5 күн бұрын
You have to repaint the walls, it's the only way.
@downhomesunset
@downhomesunset 5 күн бұрын
A painting of walls and a rug cleaning g does greatly help. A friend lives in a side by side duplex; for some reason they have a vent between them. His neighbor was a smoker!
@brandonwilson9614
@brandonwilson9614 4 күн бұрын
Currently dealing with this at my apartment. 🙄 have steam cleaned the walls twice now and it just keeps coming back.
@CuidightheachODuinn
@CuidightheachODuinn 2 күн бұрын
"They even smoked in the bathroom." As a smoker (genuinely thought this comment was about a meat smoker for half of it) you just don't understand the pleasure of burning a feg while taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
@vaporgistic7591
@vaporgistic7591 5 күн бұрын
10:22 depression + at some point the job to clean becomes so monumental you give up
@SquishyTheVampire
@SquishyTheVampire 4 күн бұрын
This
@0ipatchz
@0ipatchz 5 күн бұрын
The clean bathroom has mrs lush on edge thanks for the videos
@pollyg562
@pollyg562 5 күн бұрын
as an old man i have anxiety and fears but in my 20s I'm 100% serious i feared no man, but a spider would turn me into a blubbering mess id convince myself next time i will not be a coward and just smash the spider only to go into a panic attack
@humanskull182
@humanskull182 5 күн бұрын
1:37 I used to work at a stadium kinda like this, but for hockey and concerts. If someone came up to me and told me how he lost his beer to a soccer ball (Hockey puck I guess in my situation) I'd give him two beers for free and even offer him some fries.
@MrRoss-jz7fx
@MrRoss-jz7fx 5 күн бұрын
Can we all at least agree that geese are the devil?
@trashboat115
@trashboat115 5 күн бұрын
3:00 this some ed edd n eddie type shit 4:19 bro somehow passed a speech check with negative charisma. Surprised he didn't ask to take the sock off u dont see much
@tripnick555
@tripnick555 5 күн бұрын
For those who don't know (which it seems includes Leon and Mrs Lush, judging by their lack of reaction or comment), the other guy in Zach King's clip is Rainbolt, widely considered the best ever Geoguesser player. Great collaboration.
@robertrickett7816
@robertrickett7816 5 күн бұрын
A hoarder died in my home town, when the county went in her house, they walked out instantly. She was the cat lady, and they couldn't breath in there. So the county called two fire departments, and threw a match on the house. It burned two full days, but when it was done, even the concrete floors were clean. Cracked but clean, they still removed it, and weeks later lush green grass filled the land. They didn't sell the land for a couple of years, had to wait for someone that didn't know the background.
@gremlininblue2601
@gremlininblue2601 5 күн бұрын
Poor cats. Such horrendous neglect they must have been in
@Brandon84J
@Brandon84J 5 күн бұрын
So the snake thing, it's... if it bites you and you die, it's venomous, if you bite it an die it's poisonous
@hockeyhalod
@hockeyhalod 5 күн бұрын
Sad I had to find this, haha.
@Brandon84J
@Brandon84J 4 күн бұрын
@@hockeyhalod Hey, yo.... it's true lol. Nah, just facts, and if you remember it, you clearly learned something
@CuidightheachODuinn
@CuidightheachODuinn 2 күн бұрын
That's one of those things that drives me irrationally crazy. Just like people using the phrase "I could care less". Even though it's a minute mistake and I _know_ what you mean, it gives me a small aneurysm each time I hear it.
@Brandon84J
@Brandon84J 2 күн бұрын
@@CuidightheachODuinn Yeah, I can't stand that shit either lol
@DaydreamingThroughBooks
@DaydreamingThroughBooks 5 күн бұрын
Geese are a menace so I think you were rational, Mrs. Lush. And people who clean the hoarder houses are miracle workers.
@fieldsj007
@fieldsj007 5 күн бұрын
Make the problem, sell the solution… sounds like big pharmaceutical to me🤦🏼‍♂️😂
@trashboat115
@trashboat115 5 күн бұрын
Big everything
@AshleyNeco-pi8py
@AshleyNeco-pi8py 4 күн бұрын
The solution is still a problem..
@fieldsj007
@fieldsj007 2 күн бұрын
Yea it’s absolutely insane. The “solution” they sell winds up needing another “solution”. Between drug addicts and the elderly, middle aged people with minor problems, there is a “solution” for everything if you ask a pharmaceutical company…..
@SiyeonLisa
@SiyeonLisa 5 күн бұрын
Relate to Mrs. Lush so much! Animals are cute and all, but I'm low-key scared of them. One time a dog was outside my house and I missed my bus because I was too scared to go out.
@Huhwhatwhere4324
@Huhwhatwhere4324 5 күн бұрын
2:22 3 beers last guy lost one on his kick too.
@krashd
@krashd 5 күн бұрын
That baby broke the laws of physics, how can 10 litres of liquid come out of an object that only has a volume of five litres?
@Mama_Bear524
@Mama_Bear524 5 күн бұрын
My youngest was like that. No idea how it was possible but somehow it was.
@SquishyTheVampire
@SquishyTheVampire 4 күн бұрын
That baby was probably violently sick
@Brandon84J
@Brandon84J 5 күн бұрын
15:47 Mrs Lush, you leave that man alone! He's seasond!!
@MrBeetsGaming
@MrBeetsGaming 5 күн бұрын
I've never cleaned a bathroom quite that bad but instead of scrubbing the sink and tub and toilet like that one thing that works really good is just putting the gel type of toilet cleaner all over everything and letting it sit for a few minutes. I've cleaned an entire shower/bathtub that was badly stained from hard water like that several times.
@Buddy869-z9x
@Buddy869-z9x 5 күн бұрын
Spiders are imminently squashable, but snakes can outrun you!
@MaKillah
@MaKillah 5 күн бұрын
Snakes can even climb trees 😩
@twilightparanormalresearch186
@twilightparanormalresearch186 5 күн бұрын
Spiders can outrun you too
@Sound_Spark
@Sound_Spark 5 күн бұрын
@@twilightparanormalresearch186 hard to outrun fire.
@gremlininblue2601
@gremlininblue2601 5 күн бұрын
I love both snakes and spiders. Spiders look so silly with all their little legs. I only have two and trip all the time, they have eight and somehow never trip! And snakes look so cute, especially my ball python because their mouth shape makes it look like they've always got a dumbass smile on lol. He likes to sit with me and watch ninja turtles and ben 10 but wont watch anything else
@Stella-n-Luna
@Stella-n-Luna 5 күн бұрын
9:57 not true that it will smell forever! I own a cleaning company and I’ll guarantee that i can make sure you’d never smell anything from that bathroom after I use my ozone machine
@erikmattson875
@erikmattson875 5 күн бұрын
the girl freaking about the ducks following her made me laugh incredibly hard
@grantpowell4135
@grantpowell4135 5 күн бұрын
0:16 assault from the wife lol
@ZoeBurks
@ZoeBurks Күн бұрын
Sober raves make me think of the theater kids that even the band kids though were weird and had to make up their own club because they were excluded. While it looks like a lot of weird and random fun, those are definitely the only vibes they give off 😂❤
@Thickennugget1111
@Thickennugget1111 5 күн бұрын
It's my favorite time of day again. It's lush life time.
@chasespeelman4209
@chasespeelman4209 5 күн бұрын
Hey Leon and Mrs Lush I hope you guys have a good Christmas!!!!
@diannad8933
@diannad8933 5 күн бұрын
The guy at the end, go get your mommy, go get your mommy 😂
@TM-0813
@TM-0813 5 күн бұрын
Love ❤ you two! Ya'll remind me of me & my husband (of 18 years), and we are around ur age ❤ keep it going, MR&MRS LUSH ❤❤
@nebulaneka8946
@nebulaneka8946 Күн бұрын
"sober high" makes me wanna throw back a few white claw
@erikmattson875
@erikmattson875 5 күн бұрын
that one made me laugh hard Lushes, Beers are like 15$ in the stadium, what are we in 2002 now
@michaelwatson266
@michaelwatson266 4 күн бұрын
Since Mrs. Lush didn't know what Omeagle was then she obviously hasn't seen Kermit on Omeagle. So, let's make that happen 😂🤣
@chriswave1992
@chriswave1992 5 күн бұрын
How in the hell does she fear stupid rats so much, but not actual scary shit?
@SquishyTheVampire
@SquishyTheVampire 4 күн бұрын
Irrational fears are indeed irrational Plus rats carry disease
@LaineyBug2020
@LaineyBug2020 5 күн бұрын
Mr. Lush should show off his faux hawk more!
@JamesEdmonds-vg3yx
@JamesEdmonds-vg3yx 5 күн бұрын
Merry Christmas! 🎄
@iVetteman
@iVetteman 5 күн бұрын
You are both so entertaining to watch and a great couple. I make my wife watch so she can learn what a marriage could be! i mean mines pretty good but you both...;)
@ChrisJaeger-i3e
@ChrisJaeger-i3e 5 күн бұрын
I do love these so.😂
@DrewDad-hh9mq
@DrewDad-hh9mq 5 күн бұрын
I come for the dynamite intro. I stay for the brainworms
@BernicePanders
@BernicePanders 5 күн бұрын
LEON, I BET JAXSON WOULD LOVE CORRIDOR DIGITAL!!! 🫶
@LaineyBug2020
@LaineyBug2020 5 күн бұрын
I kept yelling at the Post Feed Dad to keep his mouth closed!
@erikmattson875
@erikmattson875 5 күн бұрын
Its alright Mrs. Lush birds are dinosaurs
@vwlssnvwls3262
@vwlssnvwls3262 5 күн бұрын
I like the Omegle videos where they guys freak people out with video edits to scare or confuse them.
@ObservantPiratePlus
@ObservantPiratePlus 5 күн бұрын
They certainly make for an explosive opening to their videos. 💥UU💥 14:46: And that's reason #4 why never to have those little puke machines.
@tidewillroll9274
@tidewillroll9274 5 күн бұрын
5:13 is Leon talking about the Dooo? The guy is awesome!
@bretsubotnik1777
@bretsubotnik1777 5 күн бұрын
I'm old, parents sat on porch, called us in after street lights turned on
@reanukeevesau
@reanukeevesau 5 күн бұрын
Love the Unsubscribe Live Shirt Leon!!
@anyexpat
@anyexpat 5 күн бұрын
Most snakes piss off fast when they see a human
@gremlininblue2601
@gremlininblue2601 5 күн бұрын
I would too if I was just a little noodle and some huge limbed thing was stomping around lol
@foolishus
@foolishus 5 күн бұрын
:42 "in there" can't hide the accent forever
@TheeGrumpyPanda
@TheeGrumpyPanda Күн бұрын
I follow “not the worst cleaner” and she’s amazing. She does it all for free and gets sponsors I believe. I’m pretty sure she has a degree in psychology. She does talk about it and some of her videos.
@Akoyabones
@Akoyabones 5 күн бұрын
That bathroom looks good at a distance, but that grout is fuuuuucked. I can only imagine the permanent damage done that we can't see.
@Raven1303x
@Raven1303x 5 күн бұрын
Anyone else picture the scene in How High with the laxatives and exploding pigeons 🤣.
@melissadwiggins
@melissadwiggins 5 күн бұрын
1:06 says the woman who has a panic attack when she sees a mouse on the computer screen?😂😂😂
@c3pjoe_yt
@c3pjoe_yt 5 күн бұрын
6:15 The guy that yelled “FUCK OFF” 😂
@xsanarchy7751
@xsanarchy7751 5 күн бұрын
love your vids
@ruffr4bb1t
@ruffr4bb1t 2 күн бұрын
If I had a wife as cool as yours I’d be just as enthusiastic, love the energy Edit: what’s not so cool is that guy at 3:00. He will kill some birds….
@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607
@annaelisavettavonnedozza9607 5 күн бұрын
You 2 are such likable & relatable content creators. Stay in the same hallowed halls as Bailey Sarian, MrBallen, & Uncle Roger PLEAZEEE. May you never show up with ukuleles or push crypto!!! 😂❤ E: Yes you do need to make a video on that guy
@PaganPolska
@PaganPolska 4 күн бұрын
Well tbf Geese can be pretty nasty sometimes. If you get too close to them they'll sometimes chase you down and attack you. I've seen it happen before and they apparently bite pretty hard as well. So I don't blame Mrs. Lush. I'm a fully grown man and even I do my best to keep my distance whenever I come across them.
@glasscoyote9687
@glasscoyote9687 5 күн бұрын
It's OK lush, no snake is poisonous
@dreamworldtony
@dreamworldtony 5 күн бұрын
3:38 bro said screw meningitis
@MrEnjoivolcom1
@MrEnjoivolcom1 5 күн бұрын
1:16 Snakes are VENOMOUS, not poisonous.
@brucenatelee
@brucenatelee 4 күн бұрын
5:32 You're telling me Dhalsim has a brother who does "Yoga Thunder" now?
@elindquist5725
@elindquist5725 5 күн бұрын
@leonlush you do in fact have a glorious beard.
@Augwa
@Augwa 5 күн бұрын
Whatever that lady charges for cleaning, she needs to 4x it!. I gagged just from the video.
@slinkywhippet
@slinkywhippet 5 күн бұрын
She does it for free ❤
@pollyg562
@pollyg562 5 күн бұрын
i think he just grew a beard that makes much more sense than a BEARD TRANSPLANT
@FireSpeedFortnite
@FireSpeedFortnite 5 күн бұрын
Ooooo cought this early! Hell Yeah!!!! Big W
@jbird4478
@jbird4478 5 күн бұрын
99% of men: "Damnit, I have to shave yet again." 1 guy who doesn't grow a beard: "Imma get a beard implant."
@MrsWellner
@MrsWellner 5 күн бұрын
Please investigate and tell us more about the sober rave!!!
@Daddy-Deloran
@Daddy-Deloran 5 күн бұрын
That Callaway hat is sick.
@incognitobandito5155
@incognitobandito5155 5 күн бұрын
Here for it!
@LeviO1992
@LeviO1992 5 күн бұрын
All I could think of about Omegle is Steve Kardynals songs in real life.
@TrentonWarrington
@TrentonWarrington 5 күн бұрын
I hate to admit but I could use some of the sober party thing in my life 😮‍💨
@downhomesunset
@downhomesunset 5 күн бұрын
When we were looking for houses, a realtor took us to one where we had made the appointment a few days in advance. But the family was sitting around the kitchen table eating dinner. A scorched/burned curry stink! We turned around and left!
@Mama_Bear524
@Mama_Bear524 5 күн бұрын
That’s super awkward. Did they forget?
@michaeljackson4958
@michaeljackson4958 5 күн бұрын
5:14 The Dooooo
@CyberCripX
@CyberCripX 5 күн бұрын
Dooobrah
@nirupamjain3601
@nirupamjain3601 5 күн бұрын
DYNAMITE INTRO MRS LUSH
@theducksauce4851
@theducksauce4851 5 күн бұрын
3:45 this was killing me
@tashachristy09
@tashachristy09 5 күн бұрын
5:12 i never realized until now Omegel was like live Tender. Just swipe if you dont like
@troyhare6312
@troyhare6312 4 күн бұрын
1:20 VENOMOUS. SNAKES ARE VENOMOUS LEON. NOT POISONOUS. YOU BITE IT = POISONOUS. IT BITE YOU = VENOMOUS.
@hippiecuster4366
@hippiecuster4366 5 күн бұрын
Went to look at a house to rent. Walked across the carpet in the living room and felt "something" on my ankles.....fleas.....hundreds. It looked like black pepper all over my ankles!! I literally ran out. Stripped in the yard at home and used my dogs flea shampoo under the outside hose!!!
@shenlong3879
@shenlong3879 5 күн бұрын
We all tell ourselves the receding hairline will stop.
@Thattampalady
@Thattampalady 5 күн бұрын
Y'all kill me😂
@nedflanders4158
@nedflanders4158 5 күн бұрын
Zach King DOESN'T do magic. He does basic video editing. How he became so famous is beyond me
@botcrack
@botcrack 5 күн бұрын
Geese are 100% a-holes even as an adult, I'm still wary of them. They aren't called cobra chickens for no reason
@MrsWellner
@MrsWellner 5 күн бұрын
Good afternoon, Lush family!!! I hope you have a wonderful and safe Christmas.
@trashboat115
@trashboat115 5 күн бұрын
When you try your best but you don't succeeed..
@angiecarver3999
@angiecarver3999 5 күн бұрын
Actually my husband has an immaculate beard lol 😅
@chill4xed42
@chill4xed42 5 күн бұрын
RAINBOLT!
@superawesomefuntime2162
@superawesomefuntime2162 5 күн бұрын
Ducks are fine. Geese are mean.
@laurahigdon9904
@laurahigdon9904 5 күн бұрын
Okay, lush ittle warning before i'm eating dinner and you put that cleaning person's house video on
@ealdydar
@ealdydar 5 күн бұрын
The car. Thats what happens when you keep driving with a bad Tie Rod.
@iamsquirrel6740
@iamsquirrel6740 5 күн бұрын
You two are so cute
@good-gollie-hollie
@good-gollie-hollie 5 күн бұрын
I stand with Mrs Lush when it comes to geese. Those mf-er's are vicious!
@Mama_Bear524
@Mama_Bear524 5 күн бұрын
Ya they’re mean
@BethLindsey1970
@BethLindsey1970 4 күн бұрын
Midwest magic cleaning is a great YT channel. He has a professional cleaning business, but does the hoarder cleanouts for free (and for his channel). Mac is great, and very educational about hoarding, and neurodivergence.
@masonurycki5456
@masonurycki5456 5 күн бұрын
Omegle is gone! They shut it down Leon! Someone else made one similar tho after it shut down.
@Solowolfman3039
@Solowolfman3039 5 күн бұрын
The beautiful thing about the internet and social media is that it teaches people to get along no matter the nationality, and I fill that only gen Z and Gen A no this. I fill like you would never get this from an older generation.
@CuidightheachODuinn
@CuidightheachODuinn 2 күн бұрын
Lmfao That's complete and utter bullshit. The internet and social media teaches people to be terribly immoral with zero accountability for their words because of anonymity and degrees of separation and fosters the more insane echo-chamber rhetoric fueled purely by "gotchas" and hatred.
@itcouldhappentoyou
@itcouldhappentoyou 5 күн бұрын
Oh good my parents are back
@memedemon6273
@memedemon6273 5 күн бұрын
I used to go on omegle all the time in middle school lmao
@betsybabf748
@betsybabf748 3 күн бұрын
Not the Worst Cleaner cleans for people ending up like that from severe depression, and she does it all for free for them. She makes money off the videos, but the people get the help for no cost. I'm petrified of big birds, and the first time I met my mother-in-law, she took us to a animal park in Texas where ostriches chased us. I don't know who was more evil...her or the ostriches.
@jasonseiverling5354
@jasonseiverling5354 5 күн бұрын
I love you guys. When you moving to Texas?
@filterlessbob7142
@filterlessbob7142 5 күн бұрын
Kermit the frog was an allstar on omegle :)
@jacobsmith8793
@jacobsmith8793 4 күн бұрын
15:00 - The best contraception since infertility .
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