【Broadway Karkat】Love Me Drowned - Lyrics

[@kirby2002]

the person/people who did the broadway karkat songs are better parody singers and songwriters than the kidzbop kids could ever hope or dream to be

[@Thedueloquat233]

I'd rather listen to nothing but KidzBop than hear this /srs

[@floweyseed]

@@Thedueloquat233 the fact that you replied to a 2 year old comment to say that makes me laugh

[@SorasHomoHub]

3 yr late and they listen to this and cry bcs thwy can never be like them

[@hfjoneliamplecak]

@@SorasHomoHubreal

[@tartarusempress1583]

​@@floweyseed thats just karkat.

[@AsmathDanshi]

Considering I ship Kar with basically the entirety of homestuck, I fully enjoyed this.

[@tamamanitohei9334]

Luciel Choiburger I ship DaveKat so I have no idea how I got here 😋

[@AsmathDanshi]

Tamama Nitohei by ship I'd presume. Boats can be very confusing sometimes. Getting lost at sea is common here. 😁

[@sagelove2765]

Luciel Choiburger same tho

[@discordedyoutuber3839]

I ship Karkat with all but two trolls.

[@fandomtrashpanda350]

This slightly irks me becuse i ship erisol but ya

[@someone9814]

>when you listen to the fandom version of a song for so long then go to the original and it doesn't sound right then you're like "wtf thats not how it goes--OH OK that was the fandom"

[@jessywessy5196]

"*that was the fandom*"

[@julianpenstemon]

same

[@Gloomsvale]

lmao same

[@natsumeovv]

HomestuckShipper37 that was me with hey there terezi xD

[@awkwardeggroll6177]

Wait what's thw orginal song of this? I only know this version xD

[@SweetPeachteaX]

In headphones it feels/sounds like karkat is screaming directly into my ears, and maybe I have the volume up a little too high, but I'm fine with it.

[@ezravon3799]

Same. It's also very realistic. Since Karkat is always loud.

[@MagicalGirlMysterion]

I love it like that 🖤

[@ackwardbeaver3894]

"You're hideous....and sexy"*In the middle of math class and almost laughs out loud....*Whoops....

[@ackwardbeaver3894]

I'm also an Aquarius and so is my matesprit, so I just kinda smirked when he was like "Love me aquariously~" *le check mark*

[@JinsolLee]

+Ackward Beaver my moirail and their matesprit are both pisces there should be a term for that too XD piseirously? /:-o

[@ackwardbeaver3894]

Lol, Suuuuuure

[@furiousmagician5912]

@@JinsolLee my moirail is a virgo and I am too ._.

[@wanderingchild4088]

One can't only ship KK with 1 person. (No longer only has a few ships for Karkat but a whole navy.)

[@ameliataylor2275]

Ship karkat with EVERYONE

[@wildfire317]

Lol Karkat gets ALL the b***hes

[@ameliataylor2275]

Melissa DanielsMyers yes

[@someone9814]

yeah no shit

[@sparks-of-magic]

+HomestuckShipper37 "THE MAJORITY OF PAIRINGS HAD BETTER INCLUDE ME!" -Broadway Karkat

[@xLittleChaosx423]

*laughs* DAVEYS *laughs* LOCKER OH MY GOD DAVE I never knew you owned a locker

[@localoccultist1007]

xLittleChaosx423 Dave DOES go to a school so...

[@somewhatok4319]

Ikr!!!

[@KBzDvSt]

yeah and unsurprisingly just like everything in my house its filled with dangerously sharp shitty weapons

[@ADHDSCREAM]

OBVIOUSLY ITS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT HIS DUMB HUMAN IRONY BULL SHIT.

[@regenagorge7468]

Dave Strider terezi: and it's very colorful........I wish it was full of something else

[@PinkiePrincess123]

*casually watches 2 months after Homestuck ended*

[@cycleagle6044]

+Eva-Is-Sans-Ational same

[@50thousandeyes]

saaaaaaaame

[@voidedmuffin]

+cycleagle :^

[@bibleburger]

This fandom never dies :3

[@lilylong2015]

+Female!Kurloz Makara noPE we go godtiER insteAD.

[@roxy.racers]

When Karkat can sing better than you.

[@CircusSabre]

karkat, we know you plankton is your favorite spongebob character but this is outrageous

[@furiousmagician5912]

Plankton best waifu

[@furiousmagician5912]

WHY

[@girlkisser2763]

LMAOOO OMG

[@wormtime8890]

OML OFF-BROADWAY ARADIA SANG THIS SONG ABOUT VRISKA "LOVE ME DEAD" WATCH IT, IT'S AMAZING

[@karkatvantas5474]

w-wHALES

[@Pewdsmini101]

No-- YOU say Wwhales!

[@karkatvantas5474]

SAME THING.

[@Pewdsmini101]

WELP WE ALL HAVE BEEN MIND FUCKED UNTIL NOW

[@karkatvantas5474]

WE HAVE? YOU MEAN YOU IVE BEEN FUCKED BY ERIDAN THERES A DIFFERENCE.

[@Pewdsmini101]

YES WE-- WELL, I HAVE BEEN MIND FUCKED. BY YOU..... AND-- oH I SEE.

[@kasakro9829]

love me aquariusly,,, bless this fandom

[@sowo4790]

I sung this to my current boy friend (who is an Eridan cosplayer when I am a Karkat cosplayer) when I asked him out at a con. Our Nepeta got it on video and never let us live it down. I love this song

[@mileskimasktheslumpgod]

and how's that going for you lol

[@Carysdill]

I hope yall are still together because thats awesome

[@isoldmysoletoyoongideath4695]

that sounds cute. six years later

[@doctortwobrains]

ISOLDMYSOLETOYOONGI DEATH Man ikr

[@beepbopboop9926]

h-hows it goin now though

[@rachelbaby0827]

I love you, Chumbucket!! Plankton's been wanting to hear that forever.

[@msbellebelle]

The last line too

[@msbellebelle]

kena karo the troll fuck i meant i luv the last line too

[@localoccultist1007]

Rachel Juzkiw lol

[@mz7315]

+Meulin “Makara” Leijon there's another you on the web. O_O time lines are weird.

[@localoccultist1007]

;D Max Z

[@arniekyle4128]

God I remember this from when I was 13 I’m 24 now I hope you’re doing good broadway karkat…somewhere……

[@quinnc9509]

they are actually doing really well!! they have an instagram, but do not want to be associated with homestuck whatsoever anymore.

[@karkatvantas3038]

"I LOVE YOU, CHUM BUCKET!" If anyone is a PJO/HoO fan as well you would perfectly see Nico yelling that. To Percy. and also... WTFWTFWTFWTF ERIDAN WHAT WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN

[@karkatvantas3038]

So.True. omg.

[@crazed_katharine]

Man, that's so accurate.

[@aswarmofbees5009]

that fits so well😭

[@anakinskyguy1933]

OMG THAT FITS SO WELL

[@anakinskyguy1933]

NBONONONONNONO DONT GET ME BACK INTO PJO

[@furiousmagician5912]

it is 325am and i am wearing low quality tf2 scout cosplay and exclusively listening to broadway karkat

[@furiousmagician5912]

i remember that!!!!!!!

[@mindypatterson7302]

If you dont like the ship can you...I dunno...stop commenting? Thanks,bye.

[@melinasantiago6773]

I didn't want to ship it. I did not want to ship it. But thanks to this song I ship it. I couldn't fight the EriKar.

[@MasterCrowCard]

Same

[@HetaliaFan1301]

am i the only one who now thinks that karkat loves spongebob because at the end he said "chum bucket"? or is my memory of spongebob failing me?

[@jacksorenson3949]

your not the only one o-o

[@HetaliaFan1301]

Kat Keegle good XD

[@madi929]

lol I think that too xD

[@ergotten]

i hate the ending part cuz it makes me think of plankton XD

[@madi929]

Ya

[@keycrims0n220]

SHALL NOT SHIP SHALL NOT SHIP!!! -i failed-

[@rhyanhaynie6469]

Don't worry. We all have.

[@keycrims0n220]

>:]

[@angelgear39]

//...........meh........\\

[@zombie-nom7415]

I don't ship KK with many people, but I ship Eridan with EVERYONE. I'm such homestuck trash >:D

[@keycrims0n220]

Nah. You wish.

[@Anna-sj9qr]

This song would be better if it had the eridan voice from tough to be up top.....

[@bunniipaws]

Please don't I'm a veryee fragile boy yesss

[@alyssandra4411]

Two years between all of these

[@lilymayflower5065]

Yes

[@Paige-xt9fl]

God I never thought I'd be coming back here after all these years.

[@Stephb414lol]

1:50 the lyric sounds more like "i've seen wwhales less homely" i think this makes a lot of sense for that to be what it says who agrees?

[@anakinskyguy1933]

like he's mocking Eridan's stutter? yeah it's perfect

[@ellexcel616]

I'm still homestuck trash

[@tamamanitohei9334]

MoshiMelonn a trash CAN

[@crownedcryptid712]

S a m e

[@thefunniestenbyalive2054]

who isn't?

[@lawteat]

sa m e

[@gleupe]

cries

[@kyleallen7979]

Marooned, chained up and lonely I've seen the wales less homely I'll admit, I squeaked when I heard him refer to them as wwhales.

[@sery_m7888]

Me watching this in 2020, during quarantine, years after Homestuck has ended : Nice

[@CircusSabre]

homestuck2.com/

[@totothesquid6239]

me, who’s never read homestuck: nice

[@Nadia-id4bu]

@@totothesquid6239 Same😅 But I like some characters, and I kinda know some plot, so I'm here

[@lqnamoth]

wrong

[@anonymous-fv4ec]

:)

[@soavesongbird6316]

Love me drowned! Love me Drowned! *coughs*(ben)

[@MnChclChp]

+Mila Lucky Fae Yes.

[@Imeow.666]

Nu

[@ADHDSCREAM]

(whispers) (no)

[@soavesongbird6316]

Hehe yep

[@chaoticonmain8740]

Yep

[@kalynng9535]

I don't like Eridans voice-- I love the song though

[@kalynng9535]

oh-

[@nolelea123]

Omg your picture *Dieing of laughter*

[@kalynng9535]

my icon is beautiful owo

[@furelisejones2958]

+Abbey Jones OMGOMG My best friend disagrees but I always thought Eridan's voice in tough to be on top' was headcanon as hell.

[@radiostaticc]

@@nolelea123remember

[@habit673]

I HEARD THE FUCKING ORIGINAL OF THIS SONG ON A KARKAT KINNIE PLAYLIST AND I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR

[@quinn455]

Eridans voice makeing me lose my shit

[@energydr1nk4dd1ct4]

PLS BC BROADWAY KK ISNT SAYING "THE WHALES" HES SAYING "W-WHALES" MAKING FUN OF THE WAY ERIDAN TALKING LMFAO

[@tartarusempress1583]

Love that broadway karkat ranges from funny cheesy parody to genuinely way too good to be real.

[@metalspikecupcake8248]

CONFLICTED!!!!!!! i don't like this ship but such a good song!!!!! ugh!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lilymayflower5065]

Right 💀

[@alexwhiting1537]

1:46 I agree with that statement.

[@lancemcclain9171]

Don't we all?

[@solluxcaptor2488]

KK? That2 gay.

[@annhilitationtwofold8417]

and that2 not actually the correct quiirk for 2ollux. ju2t 2ayiing, he doe2nt u2e cap2.

[@johnstuckathome]

I need to confess a fact... This is art, in the purest and most wonderful form. *I LOVE THE ORIGINAL SONG AND I ALSO LOVED THIS VERSION A LOT* The people who created these song parodies are really *talented* and *brilliant*

[@furiousmagician5912]

IM GOING FUCKING INSANE

[@GhostBrimstone]

same the ancient comments are.... interestin

[@Eddy2x4]

Who isn’t

[@furiousmagician5912]

@@Eddy2x4 good point

[@Eddy2x4]

@@furiousmagician5912 while I’m here I might as well add that I love sollux

[@furiousmagician5912]

@@Eddy2x4 hes a blorbo to me

[@vay4913]

c'mon I can't be the only one listening to all of these over again in 2019

[@ecojordan]

Or in 2020 🤷

[@garden6578]

try 2021

[@lilymayflower5065]

2022 now

[@notjada4853]

2023 now

[@strider.smoocher]

How about 2024?

[@iilove2olkat69]

"I LOVE YOU CHUMBUCKET" was so aggressive it's funny

[@yukishinju7138]

Davey's locker.... Karkat's nickname for dave could be Davey... so Daves locker!! :D no place like Davey's locker means Karkat prefers DAVE! *stands up on a cliff in cosplay* YESSSSSSSSSS!

[@lancemcclain9171]

Wow, Davey Elizabeth Strider.

[@interimterminal]

this aged well

[@yukishinju7138]

@@interimterminal Sweet Jesus, I can't believe I wrote this all those years ago. XD

[@interimterminal]

@@yukishinju7138 i cant believe you responded and still use the same youtube account after six years

[@doloresmadrigal6906]

Funny except Daveys locker is a company for whale watching and stuff

[@bigbob9706]

karkat is holding eridan in his basement

[@ezravon3799]

XD

[@ShadowChromia]

fuCK i thought he was saying "i've seen wwhales less lonely" making fun of or teasing eridans quirk, not "I've seen the whales less lonely" and im kinda sad abt that ngl

[@katiegeary5303]

Oh god I'm having davekat and erikat feels at the same time

[@khole694]

AwkwardProductions mE tOo BuT bOtH wItH mE aT tHe SaMe TiMe ;o);o) HoNk

[@avery2596]

Katie Geary what...? since when was I involved with this shit? -dave strider

[@mattclarke1836]

It’s funny because eridan has a crush on the soft girls like nep and fef then deep down on his red feelings is karkat the angry gremlin

[@silva1530]

Red feelings? Werent they pale?

[@holloweddollart487]

O.M.G!!!!! i never in a million years thought i'd hear a cover of a Ludo song!!!~

[@kreykomisumi8878]

"I LOVE YOU CHUMBUCKET!" Well. I think Eridan took offence to that.

[@homestuckreferencee]

this is REAL music

[@psych0math]

i liked the actual song this is a cover of and this gave me fucking whiplash i will never hear it without thinking of this

[@homestuckbutters3223]

Whats the original

[@redacted_problems7089]

I hate how much I love this song. Like I’m being genuine why the fuck

[@tavrosnitramsbestfriendfor4242]

I love how karkat lovingly insults him in song yet still likes him

[@princesspeachy5601]

its been 3 years since i listened to this. it started and i involuntarily started to sing this at full volume , its 4 am.... i couldent stop singing it...oof now its on loop

[@Cip._.7]

Not my aunt recommending Homestuck to me years after its ended and now nobody my age that I know enjoys it and my friend are concerned with the fandom so they are considering ditching me neverrrrrr edit: two of my friend left after I kept talking about it and they called me toxic and other things because of it... oop-

[@GhostBrimstone]

pro tips ww eridan: kill them

[@KarkatHatesBuckets]

My friend recommended it to me not to long ago so same, except none of my friends have left me. Yet.

[@TheoraticPanic]

i don't have friends but my brother told me to stay away from it and i started reading out of spite

[@redacted_problems7089]

They don't deserve you Uhh If they are not willing to hear your hourly rants about your fandoms those are not your friends

[@Faunadude]

Oh hey same I’m also one of the newbie homestuck fans!!

[@kaitlynnegus3750]

:33 This ship will sail! i can feel it!

[@mariasoukup6912]

XD

[@avery2596]

Kaitlyn Negus IT CRASHED AND BURNED WHEN I STARTED BEING MATESPRITS WITH DAVE. -KARKAT VANTAS ♋️

[@renderlessnight_9636]

as a HUGE eridan simp i agree fully

[@Imaproshaman7]

NepetaKarkat JohnKarkat SolluxKarkat DaveKarkat GamzeeKarkat Those are my Karkat ships in order from favorite to...favorite a little less but still read fanfic about? ---Imaproshaman

[@stephsshindig9726]

OTP OTP Katnep love you

[@Imaproshaman7]

Yay Thanks! 8DDDDD

[@monsty_j2139]

Imaproshaman GamKar

[@perotts526]

Me listening to karlat singing in 2020 like- 😼

[@ukaistrider8749]

BAHHAA SAME

[@pri2692]

That moment when you're still a fellow Homestuck

[@pikminconroy]

Kar mentions two songs: Glub-a-glub and What You Own. But I can't find a Homestuck version of What You Own! Where is it?

[@phoneguy8369]

Aaaahh, a Ludo song. You have no idea how happy this makes me. ^o^

[@mashuxgrim66]

Watching this like 5 years later still hella good

[@10ShadesofGray]

Did anyone else notice he says "wwhales"?

[@momosaysnono4993]

A modern masterpiece- 10/10

[@Strawberryglazzes]

Everyday I go back to this song hekp

[@lilyfoltz-wannabefamous-8736]

This sounds like Black-Rom.

[@a.jaydeb.7441]

I still love these songs so much, jegus the majority of them are songs I LOVE! And also because of your songs I ship him with multiple people.............but that's awesome! Because it shows how I'm kinda like Nepeta with her shipping wall XD

[@crazyhorse2000]

"I *LOVE* YOU, CHUM BUCKET!"

[@bonezkill4947]

I'm going fucking feral

[@noi45678]

Eridan sounds like a gramps lmao

[@Lemuriam]

"I pity you" NOW I understand

[@makaylaisdumb]

i dont ship but love the song

[@ironicGlowstonEGeneticS]

ME TO IM MORE OF A DAVEKAT&JOHNKAT SHIPER

[@youtubersinthemaking797]

Me to but I'm more of a solkat shipper though i still ship those :3

[@makaylaisdumb]

i'm a solkat shipper too

[@ironicGlowstonEGeneticS]

Sollux Captor OK I SHIP DAVEKAT,JOHNKAT,SOLKAT,GAMKAR,AND THE MORE I GET INTO SHIPING THE MORE I LIKE ERIKAR. BUT THE FERST THREE ARE MY FAVERIT. I HOPE I DON'T BECOME MORE ADICTED TO ERIKAR PLEEEEEEEEEEZ NO. MY OPINYON THO

[@ironicGlowstonEGeneticS]

Sandy Abbottkyle I..I...CAN'T....I MEAN I THINK IT'S CUTE. HARD TO EXPLANE?!?!?!?!?! I..I JUST LOVE THEM LIKE IT'S JUST MY OPINION. WHY DO YOU LIKE THE SHIP YOU LIKE??IF YOU CAN ANSER THAT MABE I CAN ANSER BETTER. SOOOOO SARY THIS IS ALITTEL RUOD ......BUT .....JUST..OUT OF WORDS ; )

[@nebulous_Void]

rip treblestuck 💔

[@Spiralszz]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

[@willwilliams4935]

the way karkat says suck

[@dave1049]

>making cake >hears "love me Aquariusly" >gets excited >stomps in my kitchen >almost breaks my face on my counter slipping >myfacewhen.jpg (heck if I didn't do it right lol)

[@GhostBrimstone]

i dunno if youre still activve but i think you should read this abominable comment once more

[@TempestDragonLover]

I'm so happy this was made! I'm a huge shipper of EriKat so this is just so awesome!

[@allisonhatfield6455]

Hehe I'm STILL listening to all of these...

[@sucubyss]

*”I LOVE YOU CHUMBUCKET!!!”* Eridan just slowly puts his thumbs up

[@toe135]

God how many years has it been now? Wow, and I'm still Homestuck trash

[@camcorderrr]

was such a big fan of this fandom in like 2015 and noW im back for memories

[@crockercosplaycorp900]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? MY GENDERBEND REALLY! SANG THIS TO AMPORA!? WOW...JUST FUCKING WOW I...I SHOULD BE DEAD

[@invmawk]

"Douche" I lost my shit

[@razzdash]

this is one of my few homestuck ships that i am still IN LOVE WITH and it’s 2019.

[@faggotkieran]

"I LOV3 YOU CHUMBUCK3T!!!" di3d right th3r3. No d3nying it, the most hilarious part of this ma/3stic song ;w;

[@lg鏡音レン]

I'll never be able to hear that song the same way again XD

[@ezravon3799]

I love this song. I love Karkat

[@victoriaparsons8699]

i ship it so passionately!!

[@lpsrocks278]

okay i lowkey love the way karkat says "davey's locker" idk man just subtle growl sounds really cool

[@biggestfan-lw2pr]

peachy_keen Was Karkat planning to make out with Eridan in Dave's school PE locker? Hehe.

[@JizzWizard420]

1 LOV3 YOU CHUM BUCK3T!!!

[@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING]

CHUM BUCKET IS WILD

[@JizzWizard420]

@@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

[@halliejade7703]

Please tell me I'm not the only person who thinks that Karkat is mocking Eridan's quirk and says "wwhales" instead of "the whales"

[@fear_toxin]

oh fuck this _slaps_

[@marf9801]

SO. MUCH. *YES.*

[@apolloprince8922]

*screaming because OTP*

[@charles-pn5uf]

i hate my life why am i here

[@anchps5419]

SOUND THE ALARM! ERIKAR! AN UNWELCOME SHIP HAS COME INTO THE HARBOR! WE NEED THE POWER CANNONS ON THIS ONE!

[@xLittleChaosx423]

sometimes i come back to this i do not hide from my past

[@DrMoth-mf3hg]

I sang while on call with my boyfriend and he was in Eridan cosplay-

[@cadem8428]

I like the one for Aradia best but this one is still really good! although I do prefer the voice for Eridan in 'tough to be on top'

[@linty_fresh]

Fuck this is so crazy this used to be my favorite thing, like one of my FAVORITE Broadway karkat songs. EVER. And 5 years later I stumble upon the fucking ORIGINAL song (love me dead) and was like "wait this isn't RIGHT" and then I had to fucking search Broadway karkat in 2018. I'm honestly tripping on this memory lane, like fuck. This is unreal.

[@crow5531]

MinaChristina God, me too. I used to love this I can’t believe I stumbled on it again this is wild

[@NEPETALEIJON1245]

I love singing to this...GAWD