Brooklyn 99 Cold Opens That Make Me Burst With Laughter | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@waleedelnaim9109]

Holt believing that Kevin would get him stationary as gifts from France, and being happy about it, is the most Holt thing ever

[@LeGentlemanKat]

goals tbh

[@okok-eg1op]

not the most holt thing ever. nope.

[@jkap34]

​@@okok-eg1op agreed. It's definitely Holt spraining his wrist hula hooping and only telling Jake about it then deleting all photo evidence of it so "no one... will ever believe you"

[@hamzamaouhoub9566]

@@okok-eg1op yes it is

[@okok-eg1op]

@@hamzamaouhoub9566 who names themselves hamza mahobo and gets their opinion valid😙

[@Devilszone10]

I belived in him so hard when jake said : i'm doing it!" and then terry was holding him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MicksMom365]

Andre Braugher was a treasure. His laugh and his delivery were flawless. I miss him. 💜

[@daveclark6324]

""Gratuitous violence." ... Silence... "Oh, I thought you were listing things." "I was. I'm done." Good ol' Rosa! 🤣 3:41

[@renah2278]

brooklyn 99 is truly my happy place. i'll always miss you captain raymond jojo holt

[@BeckyM2000]

Peralta falling and running into things with a wheeled hoverboard, Jeffords screaming with a tarantula on his head while he enters elevator is one of the most hilarious cold opens🤣

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

The Kelly mystery is hilarious and the fact that we still don’t know who Scully was talking about after all these years is even better.😂😂😂 Also, that tarantula sure made it onto Terry’s shoulder fast. Maybe it can fly.😉😆

[@vergilthealphaandomega8189]

If i do recall correctly, he has had both a wife and a dog named kelly

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

@@vergilthealphaandomega8189 Yep.😊 That’s what Scully said in a later episode, but then it doesn’t help solve this mystery at all.😆😆😆

[@krisvelivia]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about his dog in that instance.

[@DNTXPCTMCH]

I need a podcast with Andy and the cast giving their memories and experiences for each episode ❤😂

[@Ryans.instruments]

15:18 I love how Hitchcock and Scully were both dressed as mustard, great little detail

[@arielbanks5557]

Holt: "It's 9am, why is no one working?!" 😠 Also Holt: "I'd like to play." 🙂

[@danielroberts4409]

RIP Captain Holt. He was a good man. I'm pretty sure this is how he wanted me to say that about his life.

[@joshuashaw2923]

RIP as an abbreviation for “rest in peace” when it has the same number of syllables?

[@evanworth6027]

How is the I Want It That Way cold open not in here?! That’s the best one!

[@kranberry3318]

5:36 It took me literal years to realize this, but Holt should’ve known the office supplies weren’t from France because all the packaging was written in English, not French.

[@tamaramendelson1634]

He was clearly too overcome with emotion to notice those details. Couldn’t you see the blatant & sheer delight all over his face? Man was ecstatic

[@jamessteel9016]

There isn’t one cold opening you don’t LOL to 🤣👏

[@living-in-a-wasteland]

Its so weird watching these without the deafiningly loud intro music 😂

[@fwogmaster]

This bring me so much happiness

[@the_bruised_bard]

The "Nooo Sherlock wants a present!" is the funniest thing in the entire show for me!

[@demilademagaji2448]

The marshmallow one is my favourite "Marshed mellow"😂😂😂

[@NeddyMontz]

14:43 Boyle screaming when he found Pimento 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josemaria8177]

Boyle loves good walks during the sunset. The only thing he'd prefer would be washing some hair

[@steivene2hot915]

I just finally finished the whole season around noon today. I watched it like 5 years ago but stopped around Season 5 then this year (June 2024) started watching it again from Season 1 all the way to the last Season. That separation anxiety or what ever you call it when you are attached to a show then after watching it, you just feel sad. RIP Captain Holt! Will rewatch B99 every year along with "The Office US/The Community/Fresh off the Boat/Malcolm in the Middle. Amy Santiago-Melissa Fumero is such a Wife Material!

[@PowderedCheeze]

I always wonder how the conversation of Holt and Kevin went after the gift from Paris lol

[@jayanthanand8879]

Only Jake can give cool nicknames to a tarantula

[@ItsCrazyVT]

9:08 Jake laughing was ABSOLUTELY a genuine laugh and was totally an unscripted response from Charles. That’s the most realistic laugh I’ve seen on a show

[@ilikeexxs]

10:43 Stephanie trying her absolute hardest to hold it together there 😂

[@hi79cruisers90]

in "the bet" season 1 episode 13 clearly shos how jake really is the best detective in b99. he solved the secret santa names so easily.

[@Blueskies1180]

“What happened to Blockbuster???!” 😅

[@ayanbaruah7347]

4:06 Jake 😱😱

[@gunjan1771]

8:37 aww Charles brought coffee for Rosa

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

I like jake impression 😂😂😂 Of making of Captain Holt

[@JasonON]

23:21 dude in the background just sort of ... shifts. Have I always missed this little detail?

[@Dinosalmon14]

NINE-NINE!!!

[@PoweredByEnvy]

NINE-NINE!!!

[@CardboardIsweird]

Name a bad cold open. Yeah that’s what I thought it’s impossible

[@nathanliggayu7617]

99 on top!!!!

[@FBIVIBER]

My personal favorite is when holt just kept righting case and then yelled "CaSE"

[@indrajkhade8308]

Why do I feel like Jake is like Luke from Modern Family grown up 😂

[@e2theoc]

Rest In Peace Andre Braugher- master actor

[@bhavyagarwal415]

Brooklyn 99 get me laughing so bad. It is THE BEST SHOW !!!

[@HolyHadou]

Whichever one that has Holt and Jake arguing about keeping either Skully or Hitchcock's shirt clean for a court appearance when they fail before they even realize it. Can't even remember the episode it's from and it just destroyed me.

[@mgbestboy]

9:10 that’s definitely andy breaking character 💀🤣

[@Gaz_64]

Lol yea and I like how scully is even disgusted about Charles bagging an old lady

[@dottyspot]

the first thing i thought when i saw Jake flip over the table was "I hope Andy got paid well for that tumble!" XD

[@teenastetic3681]

Human blister gets me every time

[@snippychicken2220]

dont be sad becuse it ended be happy becuse it happened

[@passthecrablegs2646]

I never noticed before that Hitchcock and Scully are wearing a ketchup and mustard costume where they’re both mustard… and Hitchcock has ketchup spilled on it 😂

[@tylergastonlove590]

The last scene in the video is not showing season 1 eps 13

[@inditokley7105]

The age old question is Kelly, Scully’s wife or dog

[@1day2dayme]

My money is on the dog

[@sarthakpaik]

It’s his wife. They mentioned it in an episode when Hitchcock and Scully end up fighting and Scully brings up the reason for his anger being Hitchcock sleeping with his wife to which Jake says “So Kelly was his wife”

[@rushilchatterjee407]

​@@sarthakpaik As far as I remember, I think it's both

[@GameTry1]

FBI- stay where you are​@@sarthakpaik

[@matthewfreckelton2481]

“There were two Kelly’s! You know that if you listened to our podcast”

[@emilyholasek63]

9:55 😅

[@guynamedbob8374]

Scully was definitely talking about a dog.

[@Jollowarthunder]

Jake " Someone took 20 bricks of coke from evidence." Debbie " Well it's the first i'm hearing of it!." Jake " Well yeah dumbass you just got here." wish he said that.

[@carolineharty]

A lot of these episodes are labelled wrong. The bachelorette/bachelor party was from s5 not 1

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

Fun fact: I dont think adult tarantulas do, but some spiders do kinda fly when they "balloon", using a silk string to get lifted by the air currents

[@Archarrow520]

If my sibling ever has kids I'm going to do the closet one for April fools

[@user-hm2ju3cr9x]

I’m putting this comment here so every like I get will remind me of this video so I can have a laugh 👇

[@TheVillainousTitan]

BURSTED

[@XavierBlackburn777]

NINE-NINE!

[@ShubhamMaheshwari1994]

I still don't know if Kelly is a dog or wife

[@chriswood4650]

5 Holtless minutes we have gone and then he finally turns up

[@EmekaOffor-eu1bf]

Please, did they make a movie? You know what I'm asking about and if there's one or more, I want it.

[@kakakazkaa]

we still don't know who kelly is🧐

[@blametl4921]

19:05 are you telling me Jake had a Batchelor party in season 1?

[@Zant222]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@Zant222]

But he doesn’t, the caption is wrong

[@shahaf4954]

Some of these aren’t even listed as the correct episodes 😂😂 season 1 ep 13 was written twice

[@dvdhound79]

WHAT HAPPENED TO BLOCKBUSTER?!?!

[@anushkanag2080]

Let me solve the mystery for you, Scully was talking about his DOG and not his wife :)

[@misfit8974]

Not confirmed, they both have the same name

[@teenastetic3681]

Ok 23:21 ?

[@christinew143]

As always🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NoOne-wf8xw]

My biggest fear is being debbie

[@tsndljr]

lost it at 18:10

[@jaspa.j]

can i request a cousins or siblings special?

[@doubledamn2599]

Isn't a Ducati Monster the bike that Lara Croft drives?

[@crisf1102]

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHICH IT IS!!! WHAT ON EARTH IS KELLY?

[@WhiteWolf496]

Whoever is doing the episode numbers for these videos is forgetting to double check. Theres a lot of mistakes in this and other videos.

[@adaakanno4868]

Me and Jake are tip buds😅😅😅 It looked better on Charles

[@darciedaniel8942]

I like my own comment so you don’t have to

[@EmekaOffor-eu1bf]

Not sure which I found funny or awful. I liked all of them.

[@bocajred11]

Is Kelly the wife or the dog!?

[@speep293]

Second

[@EmekaOffor-eu1bf]

Please, did they make a movie? You know what I'm asking about and if there's one or more, I want it.

[@georgemarutsos808]

Second