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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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[@patrickn8355]

*Spreadsheet, spreadsheet. Crime, crime. Precinct, precinct.*

[@esmondgoh3112]

7:51

[@Charlie_Azrael]

Best line in the series

[@shaniecesingleton3704]

I cackle every time!

[@jordaneggerman4734]

​@@Charlie_Azrael *_"BONE?!?!?!"_*

[@Charlie_Azrael]

@jordaneggerman4734 listen, I love BONE (big pause), but Spreadsheet Spreadsheet holds a special place in my heart.

[@sharvay]

i love how the bone clip is in 90% of the compilations

[@benjaminmadrigal2328]

Agreed, but I always miss a bit in that same episode when Amy calls them her dads and freaks out with the "I'm teaching father the math!!!" line.

[@optimus2008]

​@@benjaminmadrigal2328Jake and Amy both call Holt their dad ROFL they're made for each other.

[@ClonedGamer001]

It's the most important scene in the entire show, of course its in all them

[@corvos3719]

@@optimus2008 Yet Jake also calls Amy the mom, which is a bit concerning.

[@ultradeduction]

@@optimus2008 sweeeet home alabama

[@rayzilla]

The Doug Judy "UHNN" gets me every time

[@Renbora232]

I've watched this so many times and I never noticed that till now and I almost fell down the stairs

[@PoweredByEnvy]

​@@Renbora232😂😂😂

[@SilkyC]

I dont know why, but in the final heist when Jake is explaining and Rosa says "I won 3 times" and everyone screams at her. I laugh every...single...time.

[@irinachen8536]

Same😂

[@PoweredByEnvy]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@mbjun10r]

How she won 3 times? I dont remember

[@Evthesnev]

She won 5 times technically

[@liamgray2855]

Humor personified 😂

[@nathandavis931]

Judy: ‘twas a cat Holt: don’t try to win me over with your use of ‘twas Judy: ‘twasn’t trying to

[@d1ddy_party]

what’s even funnier about that is that jake’s laugh is real and that andy actually broke for a second

[@pvfmemes]

"New York's finest just got a whole lot finer" "Give me that" "Auhhhh 👄😉"

[@Dark-Niks]

It was more like “ARRRRGHHHHHH”

[@andresortiz2901]

@@Dark-Niks no, it was definitely "Auhhhh"

[@voskhodd]

Best line in the entire show hands down

[@gerrybonds]

Time stamp

[@idonteatcoldhardcheese]

​​@@gerrybonds0:22

[@matttro7399]

"Where are my eggs" - "IN MY BELLY" Lmao

[@thaddeuspine]

Now get a move on! It's heist time.

[@PoweredByEnvy]

​@thaddeuspine I Love HALLOWEEN!!!

[@murphyrecords16]

"how dare you detective diaz" the whole line and the scene was immaculate nothing will ever top that.

[@sapisjan]

RIP

[@seanA416]

BOOONE!

[@Boopboob]

​@@seanA416.. Whatdidyousay ?

[@broki721]

5:55 "Do you what it means to clap back Raymond? 👏🏼BE👏🏼CAUSE👏🏼I👏🏼DO👏🏼"

[@YouTubeSnowman]

this was my favorite hahaha

[@johndaily263]

@@KZbinSnowmanWe needed more Kevin in the show.

[@ashertipton2795]

YESSS! I love this clip and I forgot all about it until I watched this. One of my favorites!

[@gidiess7880]

Perfect delivery! One of my favorite lines on the show

[@margotchaput3070]

I never realized until now that Holt added a Bi flag next to his rainbow one after Rosa came out 😭💕

[@ZesPak]

Timestamp?

[@margotchaput3070]

​@@ZesPak 18:03

[@epingchris]

daaaaaaaaaang

[@optimus2008]

Captain of the People ❤ RIP Andre Braugher

[@ginny0932]

That is so dam sweet ❤️

[@deneseschannel808]

“The last 2% is the hardest to get. That’s why they leave it the milk.” Will never not kill me 😂😂

[@Thomas_basiv]

I’m so confused what does this line mean ahaha

[@chiquita.milenita]

​@@Thomas_basivit's a reference to the different types of milk you can get - 2% fat in this case

[@Tyler-x7u]

@@Thomas_basivThe last 2% of a case is the hardest to crack. A type of milk is 2%, like 2% fat, so he’s saying the 2% of fat left in milk is the hardest to get out

[@PinataFreaks]

"The doctor said the bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to see." I saw a clip of that scene on Reddit and that joke is what made me watch B99.

[@FarronAnimations]

My favorite is probably Boyle having a shouting match with troy “I SHOULD CALL THE COPS - OH YOU WANNA CALL THE COPS?- YEAH IM GONNA - I AM THE COPS!!!”

[@Itsmemoon1]

BHAHAHAHA

[@BeckyM2000]

7:03 Peralta yelling shut up CJ and Holt yelling stop taking through ear piece were hilarious🤣

[@Jackjackjackjackjackjackjaque]

It was too relatable 😂😂😂

[@beyondthescene729]

😂😂😂

[@epingchris]

CJ is such a mess, I love him

[@Michael-dy2lb]

That was hysterical. I'm just surprised they lasted that long. I couldn't imagine trying to carry on a serious conversation in an undercover situation with a completely unrelated conversation blabbing in my ear.

[@nafereuskortex9055]

The "Why did you wake me up." line is said with so much anguish, its meant to be funny but heartbreaking.

[@RixsEmporium]

"KASE" is so underrated xD

[@Totto87]

I love that line! The KASE is just so brilliantly timed and stupid!

[@fakebobbyhill296]

KASE!

[@johndilallo5239]

One of my all time favorites

[@nath-wp7xp]

13:15

[@rrsrrs04]

The back and forth with Kevin about the Nicholas Cage movies always get me

[@livcatchinguponcdrama]

no one: Kevin: be👏cause👏 I👏 do👏

[@diegodelgado8813]

The moan when Captain Holt takes the gun from Judy, beautiful.

[@layapark]

15:42 d-d-d-d-d-d-derek you will always be famous

[@jeevikasurana]

This needs more attention

[@MrSpannners]

"This is fun" I love Andre Braugher so much in this show. Gone too soon 😢

[@Coastfog]

I hope I can re-watch this eventually, but right now, it's bumming me out too much to think he's gone. Had the same with the Sopranos, which I hadn't finished when JG died. I'll just try to imagine how Holt's character is still living his best life among loved & loving people.

[@mjak993]

- Spreadsheet, spreadsheet. - Crime, crime! - Precinct, precinct.

[@aaronjosephs2560]

"combined total of 14 arrests. It would've been 20, but we only got 14" is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show for some reason 😂

[@LThaPunisha]

2:06 Mine too! It's so funny!

[@sclibble]

I crack up every time I hear Boyle say: “You’re gonna call the cops?!” “I AM THE COPS!”

[@Ashedits141]

Rosa: The nightshift is keeping you and Kevin apart, maybe you 2 just need to bone Captain Holt for 40minutes: BONE!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@kkarssing]

"swallow the gurt" had me rolling

[@daveclark6324]

"How do I get hot Todd back?!" 🤣 18:28

[@Lizzardthething]

“Carly will be the first to go.” Perfect timing. Perfect delivery. All around perfect.

[@c-boagames261]

Would’ve been 20, but we only got 14. 😊 That line makes me laugh every time 😂

[@LThaPunisha]

2:06 It's hilarious!

[@mustaine136]

11:49 Jake mentioning Captain Corelli's Mandolin to Kevin is one of my favorite moments of the whole series 😂😂❤

[@Infpgirl5309]

YES.😂😂😂

[@adamhughes404]

Say that again to my face.. 😠😂

[@epingchris]

cptin crelis mndlin? 👉👈

[@menitianrebator3355]

It never fails to make me cackle when he smacks the dvd and Jake screeches 😂

[@andrewlawrence6176]

Santiago startling herself when she drops the old man's hand is such a brilliant little touch, so on brand 😂

[@Dunkndosentz]

“DJ CJ on the mic” this guy should write music or something

[@zsx777]

The guy’s got good hooks

[@maxwell6881]

If you see something say something, come on and party tonight 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@cooze1]

"macklemore enthusiast" had me HOWLING

[@38tales]

Andre Braugher was gone too soon. What a brilliant actor!

[@Broseph_the_bruh]

In the immortal words of John Wick AKA captain Holt "interesting, you know what else is interesting? Grenades."

[@mmm_video]

4:20 I just noticed that that was a Clue Boyle's mind made that joke up, because Jake's joke essentially just roasted himself, which is a very Boyle thing to do

[@Kiwi_DeFruit]

1:54 as a sociologist, whenever I talk about my job I remember that line XD

[@probablyprocrastinatingtbh]

Question as someone studying sociology. What do you do?

[@josemaria8177]

Dipping your pants in vinnegar truly is a hellish fate. Boyle was correct to fear it

[@OtisDanoodle]

Why do you know that?😂

[@Naughtious.Maximus]

Thank you for your sacrifice in the name of science.

[@TheOneAndLonely537]

0:23 not Doug Judy's moan

[@arshpreetsinghmanku4248]

😂😂

[@MychaelStarke]

"Paaaiiiinnnnn."

[@openminded4751]

See right now I’m questioning how I scrolled to this right as it was happening in the video.

[@TheImperialSoviet]

"That's it."

[@AznJsn82091]

Let's break into the FBI.

[@asjalimran8609]

Let’s break into the FBI.

[@CrimsonAuto]

No. Let’s break into the FBI.

[@asjalimran8609]

@@CrimsonAutoLet’s break into the FBI. I feel like I’m doing it.

[@SS-cf5sx]

Cool! Now let’s BREAK INTOO the FBBBBIIIIIIIII!

[@AznJsn82091]

@@asjalimran8609 Let's break into the FBI.

[@squiddyanimations6617]

"oh my goodness im very intoxicated" and "PAainnnnn" being right next to each other killed me

[@jamiejam4588]

“Kill yourself, Troy!” is truly one of my favorite lines. I crack up every single time no matter how many times I’ve seen it. It’s so out of character for Boyle 😂

[@0rius]

I forgot Terry was fed 3 trackers 💀

[@mcskrzypek]

I think one of the most underrated deliveries is Amy’s reaction to Rosa’s „you two need to bone”

[@stutijain3449]

"How do I get hot Todd back?" had me rolling

[@nl5828]

9:10 - amy and ray laughing and then sighing at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@M0torsagmannen]

"This B needs a C in her A" will always be my favourite line

[@floruhls9418]

"Oh my goodness, I am very intoxicated." tickles me in a way I can't explain. He sounds so oddly innocent, and that eyebrow raise..Andre Braugher made Captain Holt's role what it is. I don't think that I could name anyone else that could've played his character so well. R.I.P. Mr. Braugher

[@anomolisagag2270]

"KASE"

[@profpoggers]

"Ohh c'mon Captain this such a big moment! Say it with more Gusto" "Indeed, like this, Let's break into the FBI" "Oh i see, let's break into the FBI" "No, Let's break into the FBI" "Let's break into the FBI" "Let's break into the FBI" "Lets break into the FBI I feel like I'm doing it" "Let's break into the FBI" "Let's break into the FBI"

[@LThaPunisha]

*LETS BREAK INTO THE FBI!*

[@zuridennison-lane1689]

"IM NOT A GARBAGE MAN! IM A MUFFIN MAN!!"

[@isabelseton-browne5712]

"And yeah, I might be scared of geese" 😂

[@kurvaskye]

Judy’s moan when captain takes the gun from him gets me every time

[@THEAMAZINGPIPPINPippin-nc9km]

wunch time is over will always be one of my favorite b99 scenes

[@patrickn8355]

A *SOCIOLOGIST* Terry.

[@seaa218]

🤢 Not a sociologist

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

The actor who played Raymond was a treasure and he will be missed. RIP. 😢

[@parryyotter]

Andre Braugher

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

@@parryyotter yup

[@Aprillovesmusicals]

My favorite by far is captain holts “NOTHINNNNGGG”

[@rayzilla]

Drunk Daptain sure does make me chuckle

[@ArcheryStudios]

Stephanie almost breaking character at 3:35-ish is the best

[@plaguedvenice]

7:20 “why is everyone looking at me? 🤨” The amount of times I’ve done this type of thing 😭

[@samyakgadkari8568]

Should've added the, "I'm a human... I'm a human male!" Line, perfect delivery

[@probablyprocrastinatingtbh]

I know you’re right because I can remember this one perfectly

[@Lucious_Artorious_Castus]

Mostly it's just Holt being Holt, I love it

[@Dozah58]

You can't show the Doug Judy twas a cat scene and cut it off before "twasn't trying to"

[@deluluzoey]

14:17 "you know whats also interesting? 👹😈GRENADES😈👹"

[@felixwesty8327]

fine, i'll rewatch Brooklyn 99

[@itsthejavavoid]

future me is my favorite quote in here "You know what else is interesting? GRENADES-"

[@itsthejavavoid]

14:16 WOOOOOO YEA IT WAAAS 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@nl5828]

15:43 - “d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-derek!”

[@bread425]

"And your mother! And your mother! I smell bacon!" kills me every time. I was waiting for it

[@shostachol]

whoever runs this account, god bless you

[@strwbrryvagabond8864]

Holt pointing at the window and yelling "case!" will NEVER not make me laugh

[@XavierBlackburn777]

How about a 99 vacation compilation?

[@Anonymous_Individual]

Vacation Terry is going to relax that whole video.

[@harsyakiarraathallah2222]

Yes!

[@codesray]

They’ve done it

[@XavierBlackburn777]

@@codesray the hotel compilation? I’m talking do all vacation scenes in the show in order!

[@muhammadfarisbinmohdharis6707]

19:06 That scene for me is the essence of Jake Peralta 😂

[@YonekuniKyuhyun]

The Nick Cage bit with Jake and Kevin, iconic.

[@probablyprocrastinatingtbh]

I think if anything at 16:25 Holt heard Charles and imitated him to troll Jake 😭❤️ RIP Andre Braugher

[@annavg7294]

16:46 He, next to Holt (whom covers 99% of this video for obvious reasons) is the King of delivery. "T'was a cat." I love Doug.

[@DrumCoverGuy1]

"Wuntch time is over! BOOM, DID IT, No regret!"

[@squiglemcsquigle8414]

Just noticed rosa laughing at 3:29

[@nicape21]

I watched this like 99 times but it still makes me laugh HAHAHAHHA

[@bellacatungal]

should've added the 'you will not win me over with your use of twas,' 'twasn't trying to.' in that scene LMAOO

[@egeoguz5161]

13:14 "Case!" caught me offguard

[@YzerWings]

This show was absolutely incredible.

[@keeganbell8508]

Holt: D-D-D-D-Derrick. D-D-D-D-D-Derrick. Peralta: Again. Gold.

[@balianrhade8745]

RIP to the legend

[@Florence-e5o]

Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.

[@Mary-uq4ww]

- That’s not enough arrests - Well no one asked you, it’s a self-evaluation You gotta love Hitchkock sometimes 😂

[@LSP2387]

"Not to brag, but Skully and I have a combined total of 14 arrests. Would have been 20 but we only got 14!"

[@amonkmusic139]

“Rodrigo”? No, he’s Rodrigone, Captain Holt. RIP ❤😂

[@Nijnvenijn]

My favorite was Charles when he heard about Jake and Amy kissing while undercover: "Tell me, EVEYTHING!!"

[@joeyst.laurent1987]

Man ive watched rhis show way too many times LMFAO i remember every single one of these

[@leileilive1148]

this is just an incredible holt compilation AND I AIN'T COMPLAINING

[@MGVF2]

We need more of this show! Is one of my favorites 😊

[@DB-kb7iy]

2:21 'Noone asked you... it's a self evaluation' 😂😂😂😂 oh god this show is the best!

[@boftungol9423]

I haven’t watched it yet but am expecting to see “Now put on a smile.. pork chop” from season 4 Such a cold line

[@olatundedave]

"Carly will be the first to go" 😂😂said with do much disdain

[@annavg7294]

7:47 THIS IS SO REAL

[@solitaryknight8912]

BONEEEE!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 CASEEEEE!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Goofygoober_509]

13:19 is the funniest thing to me omg

[@shaniecesingleton3704]

“An adult named Todd?!” 😂😂

[@pjolover004]

Gina's cupcake is iconic ❤

[@nl5828]

“BOOOONNNNNE!” 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣