Brooklyn 99 - Rules are made to be broken

S02E19
Not my material.

[@BreadSanta]

"Spaghetti when you have a small pot" And that's how you get a lifetime ban from Italy.

[@Doctor_Jadepink]

Thanks, i was gonna say that

[@Doctor_Jadepink]

By the way, in italy we don't have death penalty, but it's commonly acknowledged that breaking spaghetti can be punished by death by the nearest person without any consequences.

[@ahmedal-mesalamy865]

@@Doctor_Jadepink mamaa maglioniii 😯😯

[@darthshimp07]

Italy:you mama your last a mia

[@dima1478]

EEEEEEEW

[@Southern_Crusader]

“Rules are made to broken!” “But we’re police officers, we are paid to arrest rule breakers.”

[@randomwolves6678]

Clearly she’s never made an omelet

[@keanaane7283]

You beat me by one week.💀

[@fahkrudin98]

Ahh fellow marvel fans my salutations

[@isaacchua0405]

You beat me by 4 months

[@charlespletzke8311]

@@isaacchua0405 you beat me by 20 hours

[@mryoungandbrave1]

I understood that reference.

[@justinmontana3710]

God, the timing is perfect

[@sureya5562]

I aint liking cuz you got 69 likes.

[@divyanshbagga22]

@@sureya5562 so?

[@aniza4471]

Justin what did u do

[@Zebojr2kool]

The power of editing

[@Surya-zk7ei]

0:16 HEY that's my teacher's reaction when I ask her for extra marks

[@elektriksvarsiki]

U canadian?

[@duo876]

You one of them syrup sniffers boy?

[@notit7904]

@@duo876 lol that was so out of pocket

[@ren4issance-754]

“Talking about your finances gets me sweaty behind the knees” “Ahh, Noice. Hey speaking of funky smells...”

[@Set_The_Seas_Abwlaze]

I'm here because of Honkai Star Rail (◕‿◕)

[@FalconFlyer75]

0:16 4 years later they're married and he takes her to a barrel museum

[@Zerstoerosaurus]

Every time you break your pasta, an Italian dies. That's why I break mine twice.

[@bharathkrishnanv.k4707]

Now you have killed Mario and Luigi

[@AnimatedTerror]

@@bharathkrishnanv.k4707 a small price to pay in order to lower the current maximum population…

[@avradeepmukherjee4006]

@@AnimatedTerror A small price for salvation

[@stunseedordeesnuts]

RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN

[@lovesongs8810]

Who else clicked on the video as soon as you were notified ? lol But anyways, I'm LIVING for these new uploads Mariah's voice is an unparalleled instrument that NO ONE compares to, she's a living legend.

[@mystic18]

🤣🤣 Never give Jake a chance to prove you wrong on anything. He'll always find something.

[@multiversalrevan]

Rules are meant to be broken

[@KNYD]

My parents always said promises are made to be broken, that was a lot of fun...

[@wolfmanhcc]

The irony of a detective within the law enforcement profession advocating for breaking rules.

[@JSmellerM]

"Irony"

[@MrSircharles05]

"Rules are made to be broken, but you can't make broken rules." -Ludacris

[@melissaclark1051]

water balloons are made to be broken

[@samfairbanks3692]

0:20 There ya go

[@aleks-33]

god bless u sir

[@DamienTB]

@@aleks-33 m8 it's a 30 second video.

[@mik3y448]

@@DamienTB that's the joke

[@doodoo5594]

“just go home have a beer and smash something” “i can’t do that if amy still has work, wait should we smash at work?? no right?? that would be crazy” missed opportunity

[@spawnofmutran5198]

I'm pretty sure this episode took place before they were dating.

[@karanvirgill9013]

🤣🤣🤣

[@karanvirgill9013]

You deserve to write the scripts for this show

[@jediofthevale1854]

Jake is that you ? No its just DooDoo nailing your voice

[@jediofthevale1854]

@@spawnofmutran5198 it did

[@cassiestrangeworld]

I didn't know this was from Brooklyn 99!

[@Ziids7]

They’re more like guidelines then actual rules...

[@justthispc669]

I had a customer tell me rules were meant to be broken in reference to when they were allowed to come view, I told them "Not these rules" and immediately got a shocked pikachu face

[@Ro-ro-ro]

Seals Eggs Chocolate spheres

[@ashenone9077]

Rules are made to be broken like building or PEOOOOPLE

[@reinsama2.09]

Honkai Star Rail led me here

[@Actionfan19]

Something else made to be broken........puzzles.

[@DinsRune]

Amy even if you somehow think an exhibit on office chairs is exciting, you should really know that that's not something Jake'll be into.

[@Proccito]

"Like buildings! or PEOPLE"

[@sparkybraincell2159]

So that's where this came from!

[@LadyJuse]

Stunt glass

[@robertortega8093]

Rules are meant to be followed and not broken. In my life time of ever violating the rules of written law: I served time for breaking the rules. Sometimes may sound okay but in reality rules are made to be adhered to and never broken: As long as the rules do not violate the most important rule of all. Respect your biological entity, regardless of skin color, creed, religion, sexual entity, or desire to adhere to rules designed and written since the Magna Carter and Declaration Of Independence!

[@jediofthevale1854]

I had this as a random quote on a random generator but with different names and just started screaming "omg its b99 !!"

[@antibiastes2868]

sameee

[@naidruvbettadapur3283]

Nothing is meant to be broken - uh glycogen

[@melissaclark1051]

Is Amy wearing Rosa's shirt?

[@FlaringPath]

You just made me creep on their clothes and it turns out Rosa's pink shirt has no breast pockets, so no I don't think she is. There is an episode where Amy and Boyle both wear a pink shirt but it's a lighter color than the one in this video.

[@randomnormalguy5850]

amy wore that in casecation as well so i dont think so

[@billskarsgardnburnu5080]

YES SHE IS BECAUSE SHE IS SECRETLY BISEXUAL AND DATED ROSA *change my mind*

[@billskarsgardnburnu5080]

SLEUTH SISTERS MORE LIKE SLEUTH LOVERS ugh im gross

[@youreokay7888]

@@billskarsgardnburnu5080 GROSS ROSA, THOSE ARE OUR DADS!!

[@galymzhankyrykbaev2976]

that statement was said by the cop, btw

[@mizukichan6947]

another thing that is made to be broken: sugar glass

[@brothadude]

Plates at a Greek restaurant

[@aufahafizh5087]

Egg?

[@mosheosgood]

Eggs, piggy banks, sugar bottles, sealed packaging, pencils,

[@mangan1234567]

Gregs? -Tom

[@kylesingh1915]

I agree with Jake. Rules are made to be broken. I'm on his side.

[@user-rf3fl2jm6e]

like buildings! or people ...

[@KeiwaM]

eggs

[@marvinrodriguez7971]

Not mine

[@justinmartin1666]

I luv Spanish Amy and Spanish Rosa

[@gmksmm1512]

Like buildings or people

[@Mohit_006]

Eggs?

[@littlemurdermachine6646]

"Rules are made to be broken." Me: "Like hearts and Bones are made to be broken too."

[@beansman4543]

like buildings... or people

[@12nabeelu]

They never mentioned eggs or chips

[@soundaryalaxmianbazhahan9391]

Kit kats

[@Pikwii]

Rules?

[@joshfactor1]

and what about eggs?

[@madarauchiwas7]

This must have been a MAJOR turn off for Santiago

[@nitishgoyal5143]

Hymens !?!

[@soumilsingh3849]

Glycogen

[@anujpethe684]

0:17

[@yaelfierro3344]

What episode is this?

[@knowledgeseeker4614]

A season two episode when Jake is being framed and sabotaged.

[@divyanshbagga22]

The episode name is "sabotage"

[@lordloneshadow7572]

Nothing is meant to be broken. Uhh, gathbandhan! . . . .. . . .yes I stole this.

[@siddhanttripathi7943]

Smart 😂😂😂

[@JJ_-fp9sj]

Fvck u mean spaghetti, Rosa?

[@mouadlaroussi9722]

Uhh legs

[@zymalfatima8089]

Episode?

[@FlaringPath]

Bruh read description